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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,523 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:05,814 --> 00:00:07,243 Kickin' it with you. 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,722 Ah, here it is Mika. 4 00:00:09,723 --> 00:00:13,920 This is the place where I got my black belt and beat down Jack. 5 00:00:13,921 --> 00:00:16,441 Oh, hey Jack. 6 00:00:17,802 --> 00:00:20,537 - Uh, we should probably go, Mika. - No no no no. 7 00:00:20,538 --> 00:00:22,806 Why don't you show her how you beat me down? 8 00:00:22,807 --> 00:00:26,433 Uh, see, I... the thing is I don't... I don't really remember. 9 00:00:26,434 --> 00:00:29,712 Oh, I do. First, he got me in an arm lock. 10 00:00:29,713 --> 00:00:31,368 Like this. 11 00:00:31,369 --> 00:00:33,311 [Screams] 12 00:00:33,312 --> 00:00:36,920 Then he gave you a front snap kick. 13 00:00:36,921 --> 00:00:38,721 Oh! 14 00:00:38,896 --> 00:00:43,636 - And then he flipped you. - Wait, what? No! 15 00:00:44,662 --> 00:00:49,286 [Foreign accent] Wow, you're very excellent fighter, Jerry. 16 00:00:49,287 --> 00:00:51,801 Hey, Bobby's on his way over here. 17 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:54,217 - Oh! - Ooh! 18 00:00:54,218 --> 00:00:55,872 What is this Bobby? 19 00:00:55,873 --> 00:00:57,874 Oh, he's the rich guy who owns the dojo. 20 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:03,775 Whenever he visits, he makes the most insane over-the-top entrances. 21 00:01:10,721 --> 00:01:13,790 Okay, not one of his best. 22 00:01:13,791 --> 00:01:16,759 Bobby? What's the matter? 23 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,160 I'm lonely! 24 00:01:21,177 --> 00:01:23,800 But why are you lonely? Do you not have a girlfriend? 25 00:01:23,801 --> 00:01:25,936 Excuse me! 26 00:01:25,937 --> 00:01:27,216 I am... 27 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,213 Bobby Wasabi. 28 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:32,633 And no, I have no girlfriend. 29 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,712 Wait, well, that's it. That's what you need. 30 00:01:35,713 --> 00:01:37,680 I'm gonna help you find a girlfriend. 31 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:40,950 - You will? - Trust me, Bobby. I got your back. 32 00:01:40,951 --> 00:01:43,953 Because if there's one thing I know... 33 00:01:43,954 --> 00:01:48,351 It's how to deal with the crushing blow of loneliness. 34 00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:51,100 It is Tuesday. Come to Falafel Phil's. 35 00:01:51,101 --> 00:01:52,843 It is singles' night. 36 00:01:52,844 --> 00:01:55,398 Oh... [chuckles] 37 00:01:55,399 --> 00:01:57,499 Falafel. 38 00:01:57,968 --> 00:02:01,208 Forget falafel! We are gonna find you a lady. 39 00:02:01,209 --> 00:02:06,018 And how hard could it be? You're smart, an ex-movie star and really really... 40 00:02:06,019 --> 00:02:07,877 Handsome. 41 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,147 I was gonna say rich. 42 00:02:09,148 --> 00:02:11,171 Rich and handsome it is! 43 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,928 [Rock music playing] 44 00:02:12,929 --> 00:02:13,933 - Don't... - Don't... 45 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:14,914 - You... - You... 46 00:02:14,915 --> 00:02:16,173 Get all tough with me! 47 00:02:16,174 --> 00:02:16,920 I'm saying... 48 00:02:16,921 --> 00:02:17,929 - Won't... - Won't... 49 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:18,856 - You... - You... 50 00:02:18,857 --> 00:02:20,277 Come kick it with me? 51 00:02:20,278 --> 00:02:22,546 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 52 00:02:22,547 --> 00:02:24,448 That's just how we do. 53 00:02:24,449 --> 00:02:29,617 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 54 00:02:29,618 --> 00:02:31,642 Here we go, let's start the party! 55 00:02:31,643 --> 00:02:33,192 Chop it up like it's karate. 56 00:02:33,193 --> 00:02:34,561 Everybody! 57 00:02:34,562 --> 00:02:35,847 - Don't... - Don't... 58 00:02:35,848 --> 00:02:36,864 - You... - You... 59 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,084 Get all tough with me! 60 00:02:38,085 --> 00:02:38,820 I'm saying... 61 00:02:38,821 --> 00:02:39,859 - Won't... - Won't... 62 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:40,769 - You... - You... 63 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:42,232 Come kick it with me? 64 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:44,789 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 65 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,520 That's just how we do. 66 00:02:46,521 --> 00:02:52,421 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 67 00:02:55,422 --> 00:02:57,204 This is your night. 68 00:02:57,205 --> 00:03:01,475 And I'm your wing man. And I will never leave your side until we find you a woman. 69 00:03:01,476 --> 00:03:03,709 I, uh, noticed you when you came in. 70 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:05,756 You wanna get out of here and grab some fro-yo? 71 00:03:05,757 --> 00:03:09,117 Good night and good luck. 72 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:15,241 Jerry, I don't know how to do this. 73 00:03:15,743 --> 00:03:18,936 Oh, come on. You just gotta be smooth. 74 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:21,877 Uh... yo, check it. 75 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:28,485 What it do, girl? 76 00:03:31,139 --> 00:03:32,732 You see that? 77 00:03:32,733 --> 00:03:34,415 - Ah. - All right, your turn. 78 00:03:34,416 --> 00:03:36,208 Yo, try that girl in the purple dress. 79 00:03:36,209 --> 00:03:37,688 Go! 80 00:03:37,689 --> 00:03:40,209 Yo, check it. 81 00:03:45,319 --> 00:03:47,419 [Coughs] 82 00:03:47,554 --> 00:03:49,406 What it do, girl? 83 00:03:49,407 --> 00:03:52,587 Um, what does what do? 84 00:03:57,532 --> 00:03:59,180 Quick question... 85 00:03:59,181 --> 00:04:03,685 What exactly is "it" and what is it that "it" do? 86 00:04:03,686 --> 00:04:05,483 Guys, great news! 87 00:04:05,484 --> 00:04:09,109 This woman Leona came into the dojo and she's a huge martial arts fan. 88 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:11,178 She insisted on meeting you right away, Bobby. 89 00:04:11,179 --> 00:04:12,147 Really?! 90 00:04:12,148 --> 00:04:14,759 You're gonna love her. She even has her own ninjas. 91 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,365 Oh! 92 00:04:16,366 --> 00:04:18,766 [Doors open] 93 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,700 [Grunts] 94 00:04:21,956 --> 00:04:24,896 [Rock music playing] 95 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:33,166 Hello, Bobby. I'm Leona. 96 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:36,047 What it do, Leona? 97 00:04:36,146 --> 00:04:39,537 You're what it do, Bobby. 98 00:04:39,538 --> 00:04:42,634 You hear that?! Apparently I am what it do. 99 00:04:42,635 --> 00:04:44,435 Ha! 100 00:04:47,674 --> 00:04:49,113 You lock the wrist... 101 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:51,737 - [People screaming] - [Wings fluttering] 102 00:04:51,738 --> 00:04:53,576 What is that noise? 103 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:55,653 [Birds squawking] 104 00:04:55,654 --> 00:04:58,839 It's a giant flock of doves lowering Bobby into the courtyard. 105 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,127 That sounds about right. 106 00:05:01,128 --> 00:05:03,108 Lower, my doves! 107 00:05:03,109 --> 00:05:04,763 Lower. 108 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:07,246 [Screaming continues] 109 00:05:07,247 --> 00:05:09,550 There like a thousand doves up there. 110 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:12,333 Oh, actually, it's 1500. 111 00:05:12,334 --> 00:05:16,077 I haven't been a thousand doves since high school. 112 00:05:16,078 --> 00:05:18,268 I take it the date went well. 113 00:05:18,269 --> 00:05:21,629 Oh... you might say that. 114 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,756 In two days, I am... 115 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,733 Getting married! [Laughs] 116 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:28,218 - All: What?! - No way. 117 00:05:28,219 --> 00:05:31,471 Bobby, this is crazy. You can't just jump into something like this. 118 00:05:31,472 --> 00:05:32,806 Absolutely not. 119 00:05:32,807 --> 00:05:36,410 There are a lot of decisions to make... the music, the invitations. 120 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:37,812 The flowers, the food. 121 00:05:37,813 --> 00:05:40,447 Where to sit that crazy aunt that smells like ham. 122 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:45,088 Excuse me, I do not have an aunt that smells like ham. 123 00:05:45,089 --> 00:05:47,609 Yeah, you do. 124 00:05:47,977 --> 00:05:51,858 Well, Milton, Mika... you will plan my wedding. 125 00:05:51,859 --> 00:05:54,274 And I can sing. Hey, I've done a lot of... 126 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:56,438 Bah bah bah bah bah bah. Not gonna happen, Eddie. 127 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,237 - We're hiring a professional. - Come on, Milton. Who do you really... 128 00:05:59,238 --> 00:06:01,532 Don't make me "bah bah bah" you again. 129 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:05,926 Bobby, you can't just marry the first woman who gives you any attention. 130 00:06:05,927 --> 00:06:07,889 I mean, I haven't even met her. 131 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:13,790 Oh well, that's a shame because I was going to ask if you'd be my best man. 132 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,515 I accept! 133 00:06:15,516 --> 00:06:20,016 - We're getting married! - Yay! [Laughing] 134 00:06:24,659 --> 00:06:28,071 Come on, people! Let's move it! The wedding is in three hours. 135 00:06:28,072 --> 00:06:30,171 You... sweep under those tables. 136 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,343 You... fix those napkins. 137 00:06:32,344 --> 00:06:35,176 And you... I told you I didn't want you in here. 138 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:39,349 You have one of those... "Stay in the kitchen" kind of faces. 139 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:41,930 Now let's go! 140 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:46,807 What happened to the shrimp puffs? I put whole tray out here. 141 00:06:46,808 --> 00:06:50,439 Wait, do you mean the bay shrimp wrapped in a phyllo dough crust, 142 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,675 tied together with baby asparagus spears? 143 00:06:52,676 --> 00:06:54,990 - Yes. - Haven't seen 'em. 144 00:06:54,991 --> 00:06:57,091 [Growls] 145 00:06:59,054 --> 00:07:03,740 "Bobby, I may be the best man, but you're the best"... 146 00:07:03,741 --> 00:07:05,960 "Man". [Chuckles] 147 00:07:05,961 --> 00:07:10,761 Wait for applause, wink at a cute bridesmaid. 148 00:07:13,535 --> 00:07:16,895 Oh... beautiful lady legs. 149 00:07:17,218 --> 00:07:20,470 I wonder if they're attached to a... 150 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:22,991 Oh, they are! 151 00:07:23,712 --> 00:07:25,582 Hello, beautiful lady. 152 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:27,505 You got a little shrimp puff right here. 153 00:07:27,506 --> 00:07:30,851 Oh! Thanks for un-puffing me. 154 00:07:30,852 --> 00:07:33,252 My pleasure. 155 00:07:34,523 --> 00:07:37,312 You know, I gotta tell you... 156 00:07:37,313 --> 00:07:41,393 You have got the most amazing eyes. 157 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,155 Thank you. 158 00:07:43,156 --> 00:07:45,803 I think they are spectacular. 159 00:07:45,804 --> 00:07:47,443 They are? 160 00:07:47,444 --> 00:07:49,912 You know, I have my mom's eyes. 161 00:07:49,913 --> 00:07:55,160 Not like in a box or a drawer or anything. They're just the same color. 162 00:07:55,161 --> 00:07:57,321 Anywho... 163 00:07:58,944 --> 00:08:02,237 I think that your eyes are also rather... 164 00:08:02,238 --> 00:08:05,298 [Whispers] Spectacular. 165 00:08:06,126 --> 00:08:08,918 Aw, man, where'd she go? 166 00:08:08,919 --> 00:08:11,122 Beautiful lady! 167 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,459 Eddie, we have hired a professional singer. 168 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,828 Give rest to it already. 169 00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:18,666 But when I sing in the shower, my mom says I have the voice of an Angel. 170 00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:23,228 Well, when I plan a wedding in a shower, you can sing. 171 00:08:23,229 --> 00:08:24,905 Excuse me, Mika. What are you doing? 172 00:08:24,906 --> 00:08:28,287 Oh, making sure the table is strong enough for the goat to dance on. 173 00:08:28,288 --> 00:08:30,797 No no no. There are no goats dancing in American weddings, hon. 174 00:08:30,798 --> 00:08:34,218 [Both speaking in Hachmaki] 175 00:08:42,519 --> 00:08:44,426 You speak Hachmaki? 176 00:08:44,427 --> 00:08:46,827 Not a word. 177 00:08:48,763 --> 00:08:51,417 I have got to find that woman. She is the one! 178 00:08:51,418 --> 00:08:54,969 There is nothing on this green earth that will keep me from making her mine. 179 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:58,657 Oh, Rudy. There you are. I want you to meet my bride-to-be. 180 00:08:58,658 --> 00:09:00,690 The love of my life... 181 00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:02,671 Leona. 182 00:09:04,012 --> 00:09:06,065 No-ooo! 183 00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:08,153 No-ooo! 184 00:09:08,154 --> 00:09:09,754 [Screaming continues] 185 00:09:09,755 --> 00:09:11,915 Www-way! 186 00:09:12,654 --> 00:09:15,789 I am so happy for you. 187 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:18,490 Till death? Wow! 188 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:22,153 That's forever! And ever! And ever. 189 00:09:22,154 --> 00:09:24,494 And ever... 190 00:09:26,868 --> 00:09:28,869 Kickin' it with you! 191 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:31,420 Let's put these chairs over here. 192 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:35,909 Hey, look at all this cool stuff from Bobby's movies. 193 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:38,644 Hey, what movie did Bobby wear a wedding dress in? 194 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:41,755 Those aren't his. They must be Leona's. 195 00:09:41,756 --> 00:09:44,441 Whoa! Dude, check this out! 196 00:09:44,442 --> 00:09:47,855 This is the glove Bobby wore in his movie "A Fistful of Glove". 197 00:09:47,856 --> 00:09:49,341 What?! 198 00:09:49,342 --> 00:09:51,959 When he put this on, his whole hand became weaponized. 199 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:55,309 This button shot out numbing darts. 200 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:58,799 I know this is just a prop, but wouldn't it be awesome if this thing really worked? 201 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:02,103 [Mumbling] I think it does work, Jack. 202 00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:05,584 What are you talking about? 203 00:10:05,707 --> 00:10:07,741 I can't feel my legs. 204 00:10:07,742 --> 00:10:09,366 - [Screams] - Dude, hey! 205 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,879 - Dude, are you okay? - Oh yeah. I'm good. 206 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,107 [Screams] 207 00:10:13,108 --> 00:10:15,088 Jerry! 208 00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:17,655 Once Bobby Wasabi and I are married, 209 00:10:17,656 --> 00:10:22,936 I'll eliminate him and all his money will be mine. 210 00:10:23,471 --> 00:10:26,161 [Mumbles] Not so fast! 211 00:10:26,162 --> 00:10:27,795 Come on. 212 00:10:27,796 --> 00:10:30,139 You want to help? 213 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:33,215 Don't move or I'll let you have... 214 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,016 Ow! 215 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:36,537 My bad. 216 00:10:36,538 --> 00:10:38,839 I just got stuck with something! 217 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,815 It's a numbing dart. 218 00:10:40,816 --> 00:10:44,296 Yeah. Yeah, I got hit too. 219 00:10:44,846 --> 00:10:46,814 We heard about your evil plan. 220 00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:48,663 [Mumbling] Forget about that for a second. 221 00:10:48,664 --> 00:10:50,548 How long will my mouth be like this?! 222 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:53,969 I'm getting married today! 223 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,810 Oh no. I'm hoping it's not too long. 224 00:10:56,811 --> 00:10:59,860 Just about an hour or so. 225 00:10:59,861 --> 00:11:01,862 Get them! 226 00:11:01,863 --> 00:11:04,540 I said get them! 227 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,881 Hey, Jerry! 228 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:13,430 You're not marrying Bobby because you love him. 229 00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:15,975 You're marrying him to get to his money. 230 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:19,516 [Normal voice] Which I love. 231 00:11:20,314 --> 00:11:22,196 Some girls scrapbook. 232 00:11:22,197 --> 00:11:27,377 Others marry then eliminate martial-arts millionaires. 233 00:11:27,378 --> 00:11:31,578 Don't get me wrong, I scrapbook too. 234 00:11:34,095 --> 00:11:36,122 Once Bobby puts this ring on, 235 00:11:36,123 --> 00:11:39,617 the black-widow venom will soak into his skin and tonight, 236 00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:43,136 he will go to the big dojo in the sky. 237 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,280 [Normal voice] Oh wait... 238 00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:47,307 You're the black-belt widow. 239 00:11:47,308 --> 00:11:51,789 I've seen you on that show, "America's Worst People". 240 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:55,115 What makes you think Bobby would wear such a tacky piece... 241 00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:58,776 Can I see that for a second? 242 00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:02,644 Oh, he's a goner. 243 00:12:02,717 --> 00:12:04,349 Wait a minute. 244 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,956 Why would you tell us all the details of your evil plan? 245 00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:08,740 Because it doesn't matter. 246 00:12:08,741 --> 00:12:10,852 Once I take care of Bobby... 247 00:12:10,853 --> 00:12:13,445 My ninjas will take care of you. 248 00:12:13,446 --> 00:12:14,977 [Evil laughter] 249 00:12:14,978 --> 00:12:17,198 [Snorting] 250 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,169 - Was that your evil laugh? - [Sighs] 251 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,823 I know. It's not good, is it? 252 00:12:22,824 --> 00:12:25,418 Well, no. A good evil laugh starts from your diaphragm. 253 00:12:25,419 --> 00:12:27,105 Try this. [Inhales deeply] 254 00:12:27,106 --> 00:12:29,916 [Loud evil laughter] 255 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,557 [Imitates laugh] 256 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,287 Ah! That's better. 257 00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:35,288 - Thank you. - You see? 258 00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:36,833 - Jerry! - What? 259 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:42,400 Just trying to help her. It's the woman's wedding day. 260 00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:47,119 I'm telling you, little shrimp puff, there was a spark between me and her. 261 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,773 It was undeniable. 262 00:12:49,774 --> 00:12:52,416 But now I've lost everything. 263 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:55,717 You're all I have left. 264 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:03,956 [Crying] Oh no! Now I'm all alone! 265 00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:10,415 Are you still crying to the shrimp puffs about the woman you lost? 266 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,276 Yes. 267 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:15,092 If you're so brokenhearted about this woman, 268 00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:17,901 why don't you just find her and tell her how you feel? 269 00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:22,977 [British accent] Because my fair maiden is betrothed to another. 270 00:13:22,978 --> 00:13:25,312 She can pick whoever she wants. 271 00:13:25,313 --> 00:13:28,555 But you'll never forgive yourself if you don't tell her what's in your heart. 272 00:13:28,556 --> 00:13:30,289 You know what, Eddie? 273 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:32,282 You're right. I'm gonna do it. 274 00:13:32,283 --> 00:13:34,567 I'm gonna find her and tell her how I feel. 275 00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:35,962 Go on. 276 00:13:35,963 --> 00:13:37,959 Where in the heck is the wedding singer? 277 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,932 I fired him and hired Eddie. 278 00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:44,533 - What?! - He broke me down. 279 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,885 [Sighs] 280 00:13:49,503 --> 00:13:53,096 Well, there goes my wedding planning career. 281 00:13:53,097 --> 00:13:56,579 Might as well smash the ice sculptures, throw the plates against the wall! 282 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:59,886 And let a pack of wild hyenas chase the crowd into the pool. 283 00:13:59,887 --> 00:14:03,067 Now, that's a wedding. 284 00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:09,741 [Whispering] Yo, Jack. 285 00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:13,317 Jack, I'm tied up, so you have to go warn Bobby. 286 00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:17,098 I'm tied to you, you lug nut. 287 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,625 I've got it! We'll do what Bobby did when he was tied 288 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,593 to Tommy Tsunami in his movie "Samurai Fist Party". 289 00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:26,499 Oh... I didn't see that movie. 290 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,080 Just stand up. 291 00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:45,787 Look what I did! Hey, next time try and help out a little, Jack. 292 00:14:45,788 --> 00:14:48,068 Come here! 293 00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:51,486 Yo, we took out that guy, but Leona's ninjas are everywhere. 294 00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:55,267 How are we gonna get to Bobby? 295 00:14:57,299 --> 00:15:00,539 There might be one way. 296 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,665 Would you be willing to wear this dress? 297 00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,366 I don't know. 298 00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:09,927 Think I've got the goods to pull it off? 299 00:15:10,473 --> 00:15:12,599 Kickin' it with you! 300 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,800 Here you go, dear. Enjoy the wedding. 301 00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:23,149 That was Bobby's hammy aunt. 302 00:15:24,253 --> 00:15:27,422 Gah! This wedding is a disaster. 303 00:15:27,423 --> 00:15:29,045 Jack and Jerry are missing, 304 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:33,177 the toilet's clogged up with a shoe and Eddie's about to start singing. 305 00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:37,708 On the bright side, that should clear out the place pretty quick. 306 00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:40,529 [Saxophone playing] 307 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,781 [Jazz music playing] 308 00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:50,082 Before Bobby met Leona. 309 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,424 Before Bobby met Leona. 310 00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:57,225 There was pit deep inside his Wasabi soul. 311 00:15:57,269 --> 00:16:00,014 That he kept trying to fill... 312 00:16:00,015 --> 00:16:01,426 With ninjas and costly toys. 313 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:05,147 With ninjas and costly toys. 314 00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:07,440 But then Leona came along. 315 00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:09,774 But then Leona came along. 316 00:16:09,775 --> 00:16:13,915 Oh, hold on, I'm getting a note. 317 00:16:14,468 --> 00:16:18,199 If you're driving a gray station wagon. 318 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,320 Your lights are on. 319 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,860 [Cheers and applause] 320 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:29,435 Milton. 321 00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:32,077 When my mother gets here, don't let her near the cheese platter. 322 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:35,454 She has a gastro situation and I do not want to hear... 323 00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:38,397 "You may now kiss the"... [Mimics foghorn] 324 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,523 [Door opens] 325 00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:42,695 ["Here comes the bride" playing] 326 00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:45,818 Milton: Oh no, she's early. Bride walking, bride walking! 327 00:16:45,819 --> 00:16:48,433 The minister isn't even here yet. 328 00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,650 Oh... look at her. 329 00:16:50,651 --> 00:16:53,591 Every bit the lady. 330 00:16:57,648 --> 00:17:00,370 - Uh... - [Music stops] 331 00:17:00,371 --> 00:17:06,204 We are gathered here today to join Bobby and Leona in marriage. 332 00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:10,069 If anyone sees any reason why these two should not be wed. 333 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,357 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 334 00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:15,604 Objection, your honor! 335 00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:17,317 [Guests gasp] 336 00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:20,918 I am in love with the woman that Bobby Wasabi is about to marry! 337 00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:23,175 Rudy! What is the meaning of this? 338 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,996 I'm sorry, Bobby. 339 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:31,835 Leona, from the moment that I met you my heart has been beating like a bongo. 340 00:17:31,836 --> 00:17:36,338 I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 341 00:17:36,339 --> 00:17:39,241 Hairy knuckles and all. 342 00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:41,342 Leona... 343 00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:44,319 Will you marry me? 344 00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:46,829 Okay. Now that we know where everyone stands, 345 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:49,258 I will resume my duties as best man. [Nervous chuckle] 346 00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,479 Carry on. 347 00:17:52,418 --> 00:17:57,722 Leona, my love, I declare today, in front of all these people... 348 00:17:57,723 --> 00:17:59,285 My eternal love. 349 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:04,926 We shall forever be one, as I seal my vow with a kiss. 350 00:18:07,826 --> 00:18:10,106 [Screaming] 351 00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:13,178 She's all yours, Rudy. 352 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,121 No way, Wasabi. 353 00:18:15,122 --> 00:18:17,190 Bobby, Leona's the black-belt widow. 354 00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:20,201 She wants to marry you so she can get rid of you and steal all your money. 355 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:22,241 - What? - [Door opens] 356 00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:23,953 Bobby, it's not true! 357 00:18:23,954 --> 00:18:25,478 [All gasp] 358 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,089 Don't listen to them. 359 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,960 Bobby: Leona. What is Jerry talking about? 360 00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:33,124 Bobby, I love you with all my heart. 361 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:37,325 - Now quick, put this ring on. - Oh. 362 00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:42,503 [Onlookers groan] 363 00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:46,530 What did you do, you fool?! 364 00:18:46,531 --> 00:18:48,764 It's called saving my friend's life. 365 00:18:48,765 --> 00:18:52,605 Jack! You have ruined everything! 366 00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,370 Get him! 367 00:19:00,136 --> 00:19:03,427 Eddie! Sing something. Maybe people won't notice. 368 00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:05,511 - Hit it! - [Pop music playing] 369 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:09,705 Everybody was ninja ninja ninja ninja fighting. 370 00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:11,801 This getting so exciting... 371 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,198 Milton, the cake! 372 00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,419 [Grunting] 373 00:19:17,952 --> 00:19:20,824 Take this one, Rudy! 374 00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,579 - This one, Rudy! - Really? 375 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,181 - Another one for you, Rudy! - Seriously? 376 00:19:25,182 --> 00:19:30,582 - You tried to take my bride. - That's a good point. 377 00:19:34,647 --> 00:19:39,190 To start her evil plan was to off a rich kung-fu man... 378 00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:41,292 [Grunting] 379 00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:43,194 [Speaks in Hachmaki] 380 00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:46,795 Hey, Jack be ninja! 3:00. 381 00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:48,966 How much did that move rock? 382 00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:51,652 Everybody was ninja ninja ninja ninja fighting... 383 00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:53,069 [Glass shatters] 384 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:56,109 Ooh, that sounded expensive. 385 00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,910 Oh! 386 00:19:58,152 --> 00:20:00,101 I don't think so, honey. 387 00:20:00,102 --> 00:20:02,262 [Yelling] 388 00:20:02,495 --> 00:20:04,062 [Music stops] 389 00:20:04,063 --> 00:20:06,343 Thank you! 390 00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:15,512 Bobby: Oh, Leona. The dreams I had for us... 391 00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:19,682 The places we were going to go. The things we were going to do. 392 00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:23,653 Why? Why would you do this to me? 393 00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:27,674 Because I'm a very very bad girl. 394 00:20:28,141 --> 00:20:30,304 Oh, Leona... marry me! 395 00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:33,979 - Jack: No you don't. Hey hey. - Jerry: Walk it off, big guy. 396 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:37,460 Boys, can I have a minute? 397 00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:43,368 Just so I know it wasn't all in my head, that moment we shared... 398 00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:47,206 It was real, wasn't it? 399 00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:48,923 I'm sorry, have we met? 400 00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:51,060 Get her out of here, boys! 401 00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:54,201 Kickin' it with you! 402 00:20:54,202 --> 00:20:56,976 Well, I am embarrassed. 403 00:20:56,977 --> 00:20:58,450 I was so afraid of being alone, 404 00:20:58,451 --> 00:21:03,487 I was ready to marry the first homicidal maniac that looked my way. 405 00:21:03,488 --> 00:21:08,708 I knew she was trouble from the moment I saw her. 406 00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:12,291 Bobby, you don't ever have to worry about being alone. 407 00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:15,494 Man, you'll always have us. 408 00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:17,384 You're right. 409 00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:20,515 I may have lost a wife today, but... 410 00:21:20,516 --> 00:21:23,276 I have a family. 411 00:21:24,773 --> 00:21:27,094 And that is reason to celebrate. 412 00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,457 Eddie, hit it! 413 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,882 [Pop music playing] 414 00:21:29,883 --> 00:21:34,187 Everybody was ninja ninja ninja ninja fighting. 415 00:21:34,188 --> 00:21:37,914 This is getting so exciting... 416 00:21:37,915 --> 00:21:43,815 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. 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