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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Oh yeah. Check it out.
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I got this. I got this.
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I don't got this! Whoa!
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Dude, you just put a hole in the wall.
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You gotta help me out. This
wall is putting up a fight.
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[Chuckles]
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Rudy, that's exactly like
the Bo Staff we just lost...
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He did it!
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What is wrong with you two?
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We have the biggest tournament in
the history of this dojo tomorrow!
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That's right. Tomorrow
I get my orange belt.
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That is exact... wait,
that's this tournament?
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I mean, of course it is. Yes,
we're all very proud of you.
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Good work, son.
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Hey, where have you guys been?
Practice started a half-hour ago.
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Sorry, Rudy. It's Wednesday. We
volunteer at the nursing home.
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[Mocking] "We volunteer
at the nursing home".
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Get your priorities straight, people.
Tomorrow is the Champions Tournament!
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- Where I am getting my orange belt.
- I said we're proud of you, now zip it!
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Rudy, man, you're a little wound up,
but we are ready for the tournament.
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Kim's been helping me
with my spinning back-kick.
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Yeah, show him, Jack.
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Ready?
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That is perfect.
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You need to do exactly that tomorrow.
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You never know who's
going to be watching you.
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My whole family's coming to
watch me get my orange belt.
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Oh please...
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Let it go!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Yo, yo Karate Tournament tonight lady's.
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[Unison] Jack's gonna be there.
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Hey, tell Jack my friends and I will
be at the tournament to cheer him on.
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I'm competing also, so I guess
you'll be cheering me on too, right?
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- Jerry, you and I will never...
- Shh shh shh.
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Let's not rush this,
okay? Let it breathe.
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He put his finger on my lips
and it smelled like feet.
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Oh!
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What?
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Yo, there's that new kid.
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I heard he transferred
here from his other school
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because he stole his Principal's car.
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We don't know he did anything.
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I don't judge a book by its cover.
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- Let's go talk to him.
- Boys: What?
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- Milton, what are you doing?
- Hey there.
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My name is Milton. These are my friends.
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I hold out my arms to you as a welcoming
symbol of acceptance to our school.
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We're not hugging, dude.
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I high-five you as a welcoming
symbol of acceptance to our school.
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Come on, new kid. Nothing?
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- [Cheers]
- Woo, yay Eddie!
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Thank you, Sensei.
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Today, I have become a man.
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From this day forward, when
I pee, I will do it standing!
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Oh, he's here, he's here, he's here!
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Uh, who's here?
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Certainly not a mysterious stranger from
Japan who could change our lives forever.
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I'm kinda nervous. This guy I'm going
up against hasn't lost in two years.
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[Bones crack]
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Well, he's about to.
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He doesn't know who he's messing with...
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[Shouting] Bobby Wasabi's
best student right here!
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- You don't want any of this!
- Kim, stop.
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Because boom goes the dynamite! Boom!
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Kim, stop booming. People are looking.
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[Yells]
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Yes yes!
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So what'd you think about
Jack? Is he as good as I said?
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No.
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He's better. I'll meet with the boy.
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I am the greatest Sensei in the world!
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[Laughs]
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Jack, you did it. That was incredible.
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Woo...
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Woo...
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Whee.
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You're turning this dojo into
a Hungarian hothouse, missy.
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What are you talking about, Joan?
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I saw what was going on between you
and mister kicky-kicky-chop-chop.
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There's nothing going on between us.
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Oh ho ho, really?
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Let me take out my
old passion meter, huh?
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Boop boop boop.
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B-b-b-b-b-boop!
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Ooh, your first love is the
most important one of your life.
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You just pick up the old Joan phone
if you're ready to talk or, you know...
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Kick it. [Crashes] Oh, holy Hanna.
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Base, I'm going to need a
woman's right 81/2, stat.
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Welcome to the AV Club, or as
we call it, the cool kids club.
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Here is where we keep the laptops.
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Oh, and right here... number of days
since a club member has been wedgied.
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Wedgie free for 23.
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They got me right outside the library.
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I never saw it coming.
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Milton, can I talk to you in private?
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Whatever you would say to me, you can
say in front of my new friend Zane.
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Okay...
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Your new friend is a criminal.
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Shame on you.
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Shame, I say!
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This boy will not be an
outcast because of a mere rumor.
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Zane, I will not allow you to
wear the shackles of a reputation.
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Because of me, you will always
drink the purified waters of freedom.
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Freedom!
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Emmitt, I don't judge
a book by its cover...
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Dude, I'm locked in.
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Hello?
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Jack, you're just so awesome.
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I mean, that fly-kicky
thing you did was, like, wow!
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- I hope you like the balloon. [Giggling]
- Oh, thanks.
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See you, Jack.
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[Mocking] I mean that fly-kicky thing
you did was, like, wow! [Cackles]
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You really don't like her, do you?
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What makes you say that? Hey, look!
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Late to class. See ya.
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You dweebs just pantsed me?
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- They got caught in my locker.
- Here we go!
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Hey, you heard him. It was an accident.
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One day, he's not going
to be here to protect you.
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My training was in Tokyo.
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My first Sensei was old Master Lee.
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He was a blind monk whose dojo
was on the side of a mountain.
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My first Sensei was a guy named Carl.
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Um, he could braid his nose hairs and his
dojo was made out of refrigerator boxes.
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[Laughs]
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I wasn't kidding.
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Uh, Rudy, you wanted to see me.
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Jack, this is Master Tanaka
from the Otai Academy.
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Whoa! The Otai Academy?
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The greatest martial arts masters
in the world trained there.
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I guess I'm the exception
to that rule. Am I right?
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It's such an honor to
meet you, Master Tanaka.
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The heart and skill I witnessed at
the tournament have proven to me,
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that you have the makings of a champion.
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Let's talk.
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Next time you're in town, call me.
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It doesn't have to be
business, we can just hang.
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Do you foosball?
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All right, everybody, bring it in!
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Jack has an unbelievable
announcement to make.
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It's a little crazy, but I just got
offered a scholarship to the Otai Academy.
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So full of pride.
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What?
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But the Otai Academy is in Japan.
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Wait, what are you saying, Jack?
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I'm moving to Japan.
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What?
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Oh no. My legs are going.
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Mat me! Mat me, Jerry!
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Dude, you gotta be more specific.
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Kickin' it with you.
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I still can't believe
that I'm moving to Japan.
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I mean, I leave Friday.
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I was just reading
about the Otai Academy.
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This brochure says the
scholarship is for four years.
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When you come back, we'll be in college.
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Wow, you... you're right.
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Man, this place is unbelievable!
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State of the art training
center, outdoor dojo...
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And the cafeteria has got a "make
your own waffle" station! Shut up!
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Sounds like a great opportunity.
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I'll catch up with you guys later.
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Man, it's gonna be weird
not being here every day.
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Jack, you're such a
big part of this dojo.
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I bet Rudy isn't happy.
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I am the happiest I've
ever been in my life!
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I overnighted a bunch of
stuff from the Otai bookstore.
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Listen to this, it's
your school fight song.
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- It's super catchy.
- [Music playing]
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[Singing in japanese]
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Ah!
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Great. Now I'm not going to be
able to get that song of my head.
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[Singing in japanese]
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Ah!
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Hey, why so glum, soul sister?
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Remember when I was in the dojo,
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and I told you I didn't
have any feelings for Jack?
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- Mm hmm.
- I kinda do.
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But it doesn't really matter
now. He's moving to Japan.
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What?!
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Let me tell you something...
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Eighth grade, the first boy I ever
had feelings for, Brendan Harper,
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tells me he's moving to
Wisconsin. You know what I did?
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You were honest with him
and told him how you felt?
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No. I put chains around his legs
and locked him in our woodshed.
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If you love something,
don't set it free.
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You'll never see it again.
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Thanks, Joan.
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You really think we can replace Jack?
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We've gotta try. I mean without Jack,
not a single girl is gonna talk to us.
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Forget girls, we've got no
protection from Frank and his thugs.
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At least when Kim's not around.
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All right, let's do this.
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What makes you think
you can be the next Jack?
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First of all, I have
pretty awesome hair.
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And like Jack, I have two moles.
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One's on my neck and one's on my...
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Next!
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Close your eyes and picture a...
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Next!
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Wait, what is your
criminal friend doing here?
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He's not a criminal!
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I don't care what he is, he's
got gorgeous girls with him.
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Zane, are you here to audition?
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I came to bring the sweater
you left in the AV Club.
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Hey, you mind?
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Ha!
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Whoa. You know karate?
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A little bit.
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Ha!
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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Congratulations! You're our new Jack!
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- Woo!
- You did it, Zane.
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Kickin' it with you.
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Okay, let's try it one
more time. I think I got it.
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All: We swear by the
light of the dragon's eye,
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to be loyal and honest
and never say die.
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Wasabi!
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- Kim: You got it, Zane.
- Thanks.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh hey, Jack.
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This is Zane. He's the new you.
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Awkward!
248
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- Oh, Jack, Zane's gonna need your locker.
- Yeah.
249
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Awkwarder.
250
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:28,977
Yeah yeah, that's no problem. I
was coming to clean it out anyway.
251
00:14:28,978 --> 00:14:33,529
Uh, look, Jack, he's just
the new guy in the dojo.
252
00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:35,092
Nobody could replace you.
253
00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:37,332
We're going to Falafel Phil's
with Jack's replacement.
254
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,433
See ya.
255
00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:43,140
Psst.
256
00:14:43,141 --> 00:14:47,906
Put chains around his legs
and throw him in the locker.
257
00:14:47,907 --> 00:14:49,974
Don't set him free.
258
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:55,335
You'll never see him again.
You'll never see him again.
259
00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:57,037
Kim? Check these out.
260
00:14:57,038 --> 00:14:59,439
We took this at the photo booth
down at the pier, remember?
261
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,539
Oh yeah. I can't believe
you still have those.
262
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:05,296
There's four pictures here.
You take two and I'll take two?
263
00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:07,217
Yeah.
264
00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:11,209
Hey, I remember that one. That's
where I gave you a wet willy.
265
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:17,110
Look at the next one. That's the
one where I gave you a black eye.
266
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,432
Guys! There's something weird going on.
267
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,858
I just discovered a laptop is missing.
268
00:15:23,859 --> 00:15:28,062
I went to talk to Emmitt about it,
no one has seen Emmitt in two days.
269
00:15:28,063 --> 00:15:30,195
And Zane was the last person to see him.
270
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:33,131
- So what are you saying?
- I'm saying...
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[Dramatic music plays]
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- You guys didn't see anything, did you?
- Nope.
273
00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:47,551
- Absolutely not.
- The sun was in my eyes.
274
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:53,590
Holy Christmas nuts! We've just
replaced Jack with a homicidal maniac!
275
00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:55,476
[Dramatic music plays]
276
00:15:55,477 --> 00:16:01,021
Francis, would it kill you
to practice in the band room?!
277
00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:03,685
Listen, I rethought
your whole situation.
278
00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:07,303
Before Jack leaves he has
to know what's in your heart.
279
00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:10,025
I tried, but the words
just don't come out.
280
00:16:10,026 --> 00:16:12,213
That's because the
heart doesn't speak...
281
00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:14,734
It sings!
282
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:20,251
I've had feelings for
you from the very start.
283
00:16:20,252 --> 00:16:22,866
First you broke some boards...
284
00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:25,521
Then you broke...
285
00:16:25,522 --> 00:16:27,742
My...
286
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,588
Heart!
287
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,778
Aw...
288
00:16:30,779 --> 00:16:31,990
Aw...
289
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,392
Snap boom, crack and snap.
290
00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:39,533
Chop chop, hyah, chop chop chop!
291
00:16:39,973 --> 00:16:43,393
Well, I'm not doing that.
292
00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:46,052
There he is.
293
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,373
We know what you're
hiding in that locker.
294
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:52,933
Zane stole a laptop and when he
realized Emmitt was on to him,
295
00:16:52,934 --> 00:16:58,094
he eliminated him and
stuffed him into his locker.
296
00:16:58,358 --> 00:16:59,860
[Gasps]
297
00:16:59,861 --> 00:17:02,441
No, I didn't.
298
00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:07,077
I saw the dojo equipment was pretty
beaten up, so I got this for you guys.
299
00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:08,878
Aw.
300
00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:15,371
You guys are freaks! I'm out of here.
301
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,455
Oh, excuse me.
302
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:25,201
I guess none of you people ever accused an
innocent boy of being a homicidal maniac.
303
00:17:25,202 --> 00:17:27,542
It happens!
304
00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:34,766
Hey, Frank, any interest
in being the new Jack?
305
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,558
[Laughs]
306
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,719
[Sobbing]
307
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:41,281
Kickin' it with you.
308
00:17:41,282 --> 00:17:43,862
Guys, I keep texting Kim,
but she's not answering.
309
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,489
- I'm sure she's gonna show up.
- Yeah.
310
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,766
We're running out of time. My
dad's gonna be here any minute.
311
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,368
Man, I'm going to miss you guys.
312
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:55,295
You guys are literally the
best friends I'll ever have.
313
00:17:55,296 --> 00:17:58,090
And I love you guys. Promise me
you'll have each other's backs.
314
00:17:58,091 --> 00:18:00,905
- Yeah. Sure.
- Come on.
315
00:18:00,906 --> 00:18:05,526
- I'm gonna miss you.
- Have a good time.
316
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,288
I never thought I'd say this...
317
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,149
Bye.
318
00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:15,198
[Sobbing]
319
00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:20,448
I didn't want him to see me like this.
320
00:18:20,652 --> 00:18:23,571
- I almost forgot my stuff.
- Jack, what's up, bro?
321
00:18:23,572 --> 00:18:26,470
I'm just helping Eddie,
because he's not strong like me.
322
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:30,491
You're overreacting. Shh, be quiet.
323
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:35,670
- Eddie: Bye, Jack.
- See ya.
324
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,787
So are you excited?
325
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,824
Yeah yeah. Hey, can you do me a favor?
326
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:48,445
Give this letter to Kim? I wrote down
some things that I wanted her to know.
327
00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:50,366
Sure.
328
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,606
Ah...
329
00:18:52,607 --> 00:18:56,356
The adventure that
lies before ye.
330
00:18:56,357 --> 00:18:58,472
Foreign lands, grand masters...
331
00:18:58,473 --> 00:19:01,400
Don't even get me started
on that waffle bar.
332
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:06,846
Yeah, it's a world-class facility,
but this dojo is always gonna be home.
333
00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:08,258
Of course it'll be but,
334
00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:12,388
this is an opportunity of a lifetime
and you're getting a free ride.
335
00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:15,749
I know it's free, but...
336
00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:20,051
I can't help think that it might
cost me everything that I care about.
337
00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:23,202
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
338
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,803
It's just by the time I get back...
339
00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:29,568
What we have in that dojo
won't be here anymore.
340
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,489
It...
341
00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:35,990
Oh, I didn't even think of it like that.
342
00:19:35,991 --> 00:19:38,622
You're right. I was so excited
about what you were gaining,
343
00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:40,779
I didn't even think about
what you were losing.
344
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,227
Don't get me wrong, the
waffle bar sounds pretty great.
345
00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:47,488
Oh yeah, no, the waffles are a given.
346
00:19:47,801 --> 00:19:51,470
Martial arts is really important to me.
347
00:19:51,471 --> 00:19:53,345
But so are my friends.
348
00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:56,085
If I leave, I'll have one of those.
349
00:19:56,086 --> 00:19:59,926
But if I stay, I'll have both.
350
00:20:02,305 --> 00:20:05,340
Sounds like you know
what you want to do.
351
00:20:05,341 --> 00:20:07,062
Yeah.
352
00:20:07,063 --> 00:20:09,463
Yeah, I do.
353
00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:13,736
I'm really glad you're staying.
354
00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:18,089
And I know this might sound a little
crazy, but I would really like to...
355
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:21,615
Go to Otai and pretend that I'm you?
356
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:25,157
All right, whatever. I'm gonna
go eat what's left of your face.
357
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:27,795
Oh Kim, Jack put some of
his personal thoughts down in
358
00:20:27,796 --> 00:20:30,617
this letter and wanted me
to give it to you, so see ya.
359
00:20:30,618 --> 00:20:33,375
- Thanks.
- It's okay, Jack.
360
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:38,640
I did the same thing. There's some
things that I wanted you to know.
361
00:20:38,641 --> 00:20:42,118
But promise me you'll wait to
read it till you're on the plane.
362
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:44,504
I would but...
363
00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:46,188
I changed my mind.
364
00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:48,829
I'm not going.
365
00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:54,027
Well, in that case, I'm
just going to say it...
366
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:58,811
- I want my letter back.
- And I want mine.
367
00:20:58,812 --> 00:21:02,859
So what made you change your
mind about going to Japan?
368
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:05,450
Oh, I don't know.
369
00:21:05,451 --> 00:21:07,753
I thought it might cost too much.
370
00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:13,654
And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
371
00:21:13,718 --> 00:21:17,337
This next song's going out
to a couple of great kids.
372
00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:20,295
And I don't want to embarrass
them by saying their names,
373
00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:23,347
but they rhyme with shmack and shmim.
374
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,182
You know who you are. And it's called...
375
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,632
"Crack, boom, snap and whap".
376
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:31,754
Crack, boom, snap and whap.
377
00:21:31,755 --> 00:21:34,872
Whip, tap, dap dap, chop and bap.
378
00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:37,892
Sizzle sizzle sizzle
sizzle, hearts afire.
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00:21:37,893 --> 00:21:43,793
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