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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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What is taking Jerry so long?
We're going to miss the movie.
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We're going to see a movie? You guys
told me we were going to get pizza.
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That's because if we told
you we were going to see,
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"Secret Agent Moose" you
wouldn't have wanted to go.
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That's because it's about a secret.
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Agent... Moose!
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Where have you been?
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Check out my necklace, yeah I got
it from one of those crane machines.
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That's a moon rock bro.
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From the moon.
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You believe that rock's from the moon?
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What you think they fill those
arcade crane machines with junk?
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Oh great, now I'm boxed in
by a car full of bald dudes.
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Jerry, tell me how much room I have.
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Ah, come on back Rudy,
you've got plenty of room.
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Little more...
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Little more...
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- A little...
- [Crash]
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That's good.
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Okay that was not my fault.
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[Car doors opening]
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Oh great, now they're getting out.
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They look like Shaolin Warriors.
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- Where'd they go?
- What are Shaolin Warriors?
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[Yelling]
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Ah!
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Those are Shaolin Warriors.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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This picture on your driver's
license does not look like you.
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Well I just wanted to
look good for the picture,
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so I got a few highlights in my hair.
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Oh...
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[Speaking foreign language]
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Highlights...
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[Laughing]
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I hope we did not startle you
when we jumped on your car.
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Oh, no we get it, as a Shaolin
Warrior you're conditioned
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to react to the vibrations
in your environment.
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That and we thought mister highlights
was going to pull a smash and dash.
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You guys are the greatest
martial artist that ever lived.
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Your discipline, dedication,
and focus, are legendary.
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I must say you have
a very beautiful dojo.
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Would you like us to give
you a quick demonstration?
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Oh, we'd be honored.
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Ha!
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[Grunting]
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Ha!
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Wasabi!
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Very impressive!
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If you would like maybe sometime you
could come to our temple and train with us.
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Perhaps this weekend?
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- We'd love to.
- That would be awesome.
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Now, hold on... I've got a lot on my
plate, let me check the old sched...
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Mm, got a date with Carol Friday
night, I can move that to Wednesday.
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And then bounce Donna to Thursday...
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The twins... the twins... what
am I gonna do with the twins?
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- Rudy, that's a pizza menu.
- Okay, I'm in.
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This is officially the
coolest place I've ever been.
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We get that a lot.
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[Gong]
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We knew this was our home when
we broke ground with a pickaxe,
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and sparked the eternal flame
that's burned ever since.
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- What happens if it rains?
- Still burns.
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- Well, what about strong winds?
- Still burns.
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- How about if it were to be...
- What are not getting about still burns?
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Yo, I'm feeling a little gassy,
I wonder what would happen if I...
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Don't even think about it Jerry.
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Oh right, yeah I'll save
up for a really big one.
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Our Grand Master meditates
here alone every night.
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When the light of the moon,
dances upon the peacocks tear.
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Around 9-ish.
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That is Zang Lu.
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Guardian of the temple,
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and next in line behind the Grand
Master to control its destiny.
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By willing his mind a Shaolin Warrior,
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can make his body withstand
any force that comes against it.
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[Yelling]
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- Dude that was incredible.
- You should consider yourselves lucky...
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Very rarely do we allow
outsiders within our sacred walls.
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Well we're not really
outsiders home-slice.
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In fact you're looking at a
couple of black belts right here.
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So if you think about it we're all
part of the same martial arts fam...
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Wow, that's a thick piece of wood.
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Zang Lu, you are to train these
students in the Shaolin way.
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Unfortunately I do not have the time.
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It is a request from the Grand Master.
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Very well.
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Follow me.
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We call this, the path of fire.
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These tiles are heated by the same
natural gas that fuels the eternal flame.
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[Sizzling]
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The path of fire challenges us... to block
out pain, and increase our discipline.
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And one time we used it to
make a really big pancake.
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[Sizzling sounds]
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[Deep exhale]
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I got this. I've got just as
much discipline as anyone else.
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I mean not to mention the fact that
women can handle ten times more...
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Ah! Sweet cheese that is hot!
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Let me show you how a man does it Kim.
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[Quick exhale]
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[Sizzling sounds]
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See?
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Mind over matter.
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- I'm feeling absolutely no pain...
- Dude your feet are on fire.
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- My feet are on what now?
- Fire!
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Fire! My feet are on fire!
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Oh, oh, oh.
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So uh, that's how a man does it Jack?
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Not funny Kim, I just
barbequed my piggy's.
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Why are you eating that cabbage?
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Gassing up my tank bro. I want to be ready
for my alone time with that eternal flame.
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This is the silent meditation room.
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I heard some of these guys
haven't spoken in twenty years.
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Dude, you couldn't shut
up for twenty seconds.
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Oh yeah, watch this.
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[Exhales]
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Oh here we go.
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You ever get that thing
where you close your eyes,
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and you see the lights, and shapes, moving
around on the inside of your eyelids?
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Because I'm getting that right now.
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It happens because your optic nerves are
spazzing from the deprivation of stimuli.
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That's what some people say.
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The Egyptians believed that there
was a Demon living inside your...
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- Enough!
- Sorry.
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[Gasps]
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- Oh dear.
- Oh, oh, oh!
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- Dude you are so busted.
- No I am not!
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- Oh!
- Did it again.
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- We've got a talker.
- Right here.
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- Take him.
- He would not shut up!
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He would not shut up!
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[Applauding]
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And now... in honor of your visit,
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we have prepared a special
demonstration of our Shaolin skills.
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Jerry, can you believe how strong...
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Jerry? Hey, where's Jerry?
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He said he was "ready
to blow", then left.
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The flame! Jerry!
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No!
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[Farting sounds] No! [Explosion]
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Woo!
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Oh!
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You! We open our home to you and
your friends and you dishonor us?
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[Laughing]
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Yo, I'm not even a little
bit sorry, that was awesome!
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You and your friends must leave.
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[Gong]
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My apologies for disturbing
you Grand Master Po.
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A great power has entered the temple.
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Right back at you Po.
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He is here to fulfill...
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The prophecy.
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What prophecy?
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It has been foretold, that a dark
cloud would threaten our temple.
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But, that a great warrior
would arrive to save it.
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That warrior is here.
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[Gasping]
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You!
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Me?
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Yes, you!
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- What is your friends' name?
- Ah, that's Jerry.
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Jerry!
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You are The Chosen One.
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Nah. No, no.
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Uh, I think Grand Master
eyebrows needs a nap.
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Surely you are mistaken Grand Master.
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This boy cannot be him.
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There is a way to be
certain, Grand Master.
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We must see if he possess the three
diamond mark of The Chosen One.
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Diamond.
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Diamond.
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Diamond!
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Jackpot!
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We have a winner!
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You guys believe Jerry's The Chosen One?
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Please, Jerry's not The Chosen One.
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Even he's not dumb
enough to believe that.
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Chosen One in the house, yo!
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[Car alarm chirping]
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Okay, you know this is ridiculous.
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I have to tell them
Jerry's not The Chosen One.
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- Can I say something?
- Of course.
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You found him, which means...
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You are the enlightened one.
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Jerry is The Chosen One and you heard the
Grand Poobah, I am not too shabby myself.
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Here are fine silk robes... for
the friends of The Chosen One.
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- Oh sweet.
- Wow.
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You know, maybe we can
stay a little bit longer.
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Um, I'm gonna need this in a petite hun.
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Oh.
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Gather around everyone... it is time
for me to teach you the way of the swag.
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Oh...
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I'm sorry, what is
"the way of the swag"?
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Check it chi... [Snaps fingers]
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[Music]
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[Machine hums]
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Tomorrow at 9:00, we will
extinguish two flames.
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Yo Zang Lu, what's up with the flame?
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Nothing to concern yourself with.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm off to my meeting
with the Grand Master.
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Yeah, today we're going to share
secret mystical powers with each other.
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He's going to teach me to use
meditation to travel through time.
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And what could you possibly teach him?
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How to freak people out by
flipping your eyelids inside out.
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[Whistles]
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See ya.
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Take it easy you, I am enlightened.
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[Gong]
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Everyone!
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Everyone, I have summoned
you to tell you...
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Jerry is a liar.
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- He is not The Chosen One.
- Uh, hello.
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All: [Gasp]
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It was never a birthmark, it was a
mark caused by his cheap necklace.
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You have deceived us.
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You and your friends...
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Are banished from this temple, forever!
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You heard him, get out!
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Can you believe these kids?
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Hey Po, what do you say we grab
a quick spritz before dinner.
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What? Me too, really?
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I have never been so embarrassed.
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A whole temple of Shaolin Warriors
is unfairly questioning my integrity.
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Did you guys see these
sweet towels I took?
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What? They expect you to take them.
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00:15:38,653 --> 00:15:41,548
I'm telling you that guy
Zang Lu had it out for me.
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00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,700
Well maybe it's because you
misled everybody and made
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them think you were the
grand high mystic exalted one.
254
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:50,427
Hey, I only believed it because
that Chinese Santa Claus said I was.
255
00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:55,408
He was all like, "oh,
you are The Chosen One".
256
00:15:57,533 --> 00:16:01,512
I think Zang Lu liked that the fact
I saw him turn off the eternal flame.
257
00:16:01,513 --> 00:16:06,258
What are you talking about? That flame
has been burning for over a hundred years.
258
00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:08,542
Well, he and some
other dude shut it off.
259
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:13,176
Then I heard Zang Lu say something
about extinguishing two flames at 9:00.
260
00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:18,378
Wait, isn't 9:00 when the
Grand Master meditates alone?
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00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:19,899
It is.
262
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,104
Yo, what about the prophecy about
a dark cloud threatening the temple?
263
00:16:23,105 --> 00:16:24,279
What are you saying?
264
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,364
I'm saying what if Zang
Lu is the dark cloud?
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00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:29,834
- Yo, we gotta go back!
- Jerry!
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00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:33,474
Let it go, okay, you're not The
Chosen One and we're not going back.
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We were banished.
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00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:38,679
I don't have to be The Chosen One to
have a gut feeling something's wrong.
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00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,837
And if you guys don't
want to come with me...
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I'll go by myself.
271
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:44,618
So you're going back to a
place you're not welcome,
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to face a hundred of the fiercest
martial arts Warriors in the world!
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By yourself?
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Yes.
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00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:55,571
Yes, I am.
276
00:17:16,025 --> 00:17:18,549
I cannot believe we
shaved our heads for this.
277
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:23,387
I cannot believe your head
is shaped like a lemon.
278
00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:25,957
Jack, you okay?
279
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,086
I don't know how to say this but...
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00:17:28,087 --> 00:17:31,627
My hair was my best friend.
281
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:35,230
Listen, we just have to blend
in and get past those guys.
282
00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:40,631
Okay, then we can split up
and warn Grand Master Po.
283
00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:45,444
Excuse me, where are you coming from?
284
00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:47,365
Um...
285
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:51,712
Where the soul of the sacred tiger...
286
00:17:51,713 --> 00:17:55,733
Meets the spirit of the half moon.
287
00:17:56,604 --> 00:18:00,384
I do not know what that means.
288
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,953
We went to the movies.
289
00:18:03,954 --> 00:18:05,754
Oh.
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00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:09,110
[Gong]
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00:18:11,322 --> 00:18:14,131
- Oh, Grand Master!
- Jerry?
292
00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:15,780
Why are you here?
293
00:18:15,781 --> 00:18:18,141
- You have been banished.
- No, look...
294
00:18:18,142 --> 00:18:20,618
Zang Lu's planning something,
I think you are in danger.
295
00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:22,129
Impossible.
296
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:25,120
He has vowed to protect
me and the temple.
297
00:18:25,121 --> 00:18:28,601
Sadly, a vow I must break.
298
00:18:29,328 --> 00:18:31,441
What is the meaning of this?
299
00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:35,405
This temple sits on a mountain
of natural gas, worth millions.
300
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:40,218
Once you are gone, I will be in control.
And will sell it to collect a fortune.
301
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,767
But you are a Shaolin Warrior!
302
00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:45,213
The ways of the Shaolin are over.
303
00:18:45,214 --> 00:18:47,688
And soon, you will be too.
304
00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:51,673
Oh, real brave. Take out
the old man with the staff.
305
00:18:51,674 --> 00:18:53,177
You're right.
306
00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:54,264
[Staff clatters to ground]
307
00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:55,638
I don't need it.
308
00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:57,739
[Groans]
309
00:18:57,807 --> 00:19:02,467
That's it, I may not be The Chosen One,
but I have chosen to be the one that...
310
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:04,748
Oh! O-oh!
311
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:08,304
Not cool man I wasn't finished.
312
00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:10,405
[Grunts]
313
00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:13,881
Ah!
314
00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:21,415
Give me your hand.
315
00:19:22,281 --> 00:19:24,321
[Music]
316
00:19:39,797 --> 00:19:41,837
[Yells]
317
00:19:44,342 --> 00:19:46,982
[Grunts, groans]
318
00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:53,417
[Yells]
319
00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:02,644
[Yelling]
320
00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:08,964
[Thud]
321
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:11,555
Jerry, how did you do that?
322
00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:16,143
You just defeated the fiercest
warrior in the entire temple.
323
00:20:16,144 --> 00:20:18,184
[Gasps]
324
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:22,149
- He gave me...
- I gave you, what you gave me.
325
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,095
Friendship.
326
00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:25,898
You came back.
327
00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:29,679
Risking your life to save mine.
328
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:35,041
I didn't come back alone.
329
00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:39,693
Now I understand why I felt such power.
330
00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:44,996
When the Wasabi Warriors are together...
331
00:20:45,565 --> 00:20:48,243
There is no greater power.
332
00:20:48,244 --> 00:20:50,503
He's right guys.
333
00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:52,164
Bring it in!
334
00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:55,225
You too Grand Master.
335
00:20:56,749 --> 00:20:58,789
[Music]
336
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,833
Wasabi!
337
00:21:04,299 --> 00:21:08,962
Well Grand Master Po, maybe we'll
come back and visit you sometime.
338
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:14,183
You and your friends are
always welcome here Jerry.
339
00:21:17,281 --> 00:21:22,021
- Oh whoa, whoa!
- Jerry what are you doing?
340
00:21:22,289 --> 00:21:26,485
You just walked over tiles that
were 600 degrees, without flinching.
341
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,966
Maybe I am The Chosen One.
342
00:21:31,705 --> 00:21:33,505
Ah!
343
00:21:34,247 --> 00:21:35,513
Nope.
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00:21:35,514 --> 00:21:37,424
Kickin' it with you.
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