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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Kickin' it with you.
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All right guys, your homework was to
watch the video of the "soaring crow" kata.
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Let's see what you got.
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And... begin.
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- [Cawing]
- [Grunting]
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None of you watched the video.
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Rudy, we're really busy at school.
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[Mocking] We're really busy with school.
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You want to feel pressure?
Wait till you're my age.
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Trust me, no one gives you
an award for being an adult.
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I don't believe it... I'm getting
an award for being an adult!
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What do you mean?
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Seaford High is inducting
me into its Hall of Fame.
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All: Why?
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Starting to lose it.
Someone please read this.
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Read it with some pizzazz.
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"We are pleased to formally acknowledge
your contribution to the youth of Seaford,
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through your leadership and
commitment to physical fitness".
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In your face, mother!
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And they're giving you a
black tie pork chop dinner!
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Black tie?
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Pork chops?
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It's all happening so fast.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Hey, guys. I have favor to ask for you.
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My niece, Mika, she moved
here from Hachmakistan.
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She will be ninth grader
in your learning house.
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And I was wondering if you would
would make the friendships with her.
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- Oh, yeah. Sure, man.
- Yeah, of course.
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Oh, thanks.
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There is something that
I need to tell you though.
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I love her very much, but...
she is, how do you say...
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Ugly like a pig.
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I will show you. Let
me summon the beast.
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[Tribal shriek]
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[Tribal shriek]
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[All screaming]
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That is not her. That
is my new busboy, Rafael.
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That is Mika.
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[Soul music playing]
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She is not like the beauties
that we have in my country.
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Poor thing, with her separate
eyebrows, hairless nose, and complete...
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Lack of tail.
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[Gags]
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- All: Whoa.
- Swag.
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Mika, these are the boys
that I was telling you about.
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The ones who do the... [grunts]
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Nice to meet you.
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What it do, Mika?
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Phil: Okay, come. I'm going to
teach you how to make sandwich.
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Okay. Bye-bye, boys.
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[Whimpers]
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Phil's niece is hot!
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I just autographed my first baby.
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[Chuckles]
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When his mom gets out of the
bathroom, she is going to be so proud!
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Wait, so you signed a baby?
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Right across the face.
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Got some more pictures of me from
my Hall of Fame induction video.
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Rudy, I think we have enough.
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We went through your school
records, photos, and video clips.
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Yeah, we got a great five minutes.
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Five minutes? [Chuckles]
Oh, no, no, no, no.
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That's not gonna work.
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Don't forget, this night
is about me and me alone.
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Milton: Whoa, this isn't good.
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Rudy, you have a problem here.
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According to this, you missed five days
of mandatory attendance in ninth grade.
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Yeah, and?
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That means...
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Technically you didn't
complete high school.
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Eddie: Wait, if he didn't graduate...
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Then he's not eligible to be in
the Seaford High Hall of Fame.
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What?
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Woman: [Screams]
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What kind of animal
would sign a baby's face?
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- We should probably get him out of here.
- [All chatter at once]
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You're the Chairman of the Hall of
Fame Committee, can't you do something?
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I'm sorry, but your friends are right.
You can't be in the Hall of Fame, Rudy.
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Please? Isn't there anything I can do?
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Well, there may be one thing.
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What's up? How's it
going? Slap me some skin.
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All right, all right, I feel you.
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Wow.
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Rudy, you've actually
come back to school.
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Yeah.
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I was the King here, once. Figured
I'd spend five days back on the throne.
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Oh, my father once spent five days
on the throne after he had Cajun food.
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[Groans]
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Well, guys. You got one week to learn
all you can from the King of Cool.
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Will one of you guys please help me?
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So, uh, Mika...
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- Maybe we could go out?
- [Chuckles]
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Oh, Jerry. I like you very
much, but I'm not ready for that.
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You will always be a
very special friend.
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What?
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So it's true what everyone
is saying about you?
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That I got caught making out
with my uncle's bowling glove?
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- No...
- Oh, okay, good. Yeah...
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Because that never happened.
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Everyone is saying that
you and Mika are going out.
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I even heard Kathy Coburn say that
if you can get a girl like Mika...
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It puts you in a whole new league.
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Well...
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I am in a new league.
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A brand-new league.
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Yeah, Mika and I are
boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Taken.
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Taken.
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Should have put a ring on it, Margaret.
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Kickin' it with you!
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I remember health class.
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I wonder if my old
girlfriend's still here.
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There she is.
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[Grunts]
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Hello, beautiful.
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Rudy, I wouldn't touch that thing.
It's a 40-year-old slobber-bag.
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This doll is not a slobber-bag.
It's designed to teach you CPR.
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Watch and learn.
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- Rudy, I...
- Jack.
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After pinching her nostrils, you use
your breath to fill her lungs with life.
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Rudy... [groans]
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[Breathes]
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Rudy, are you sure
you're doing this right?
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Yes.
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Now, her stomach is filling up with
air. Gently apply some pressure.
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- I am not touching...
- Do it! There's a life at stake!
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[All gagging]
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Little too much pressure, Jack.
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What is going on here?
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Learning.
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Learning's going on here.
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- Uh huh.
- And who might...
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You be?
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I'm Bethany Applebaum, the teacher.
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I'm Rudy Gillespie...
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The teacher's pet.
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Oh, right.
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You're the student who
came back to graduate.
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Finishing your education. That is so...
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Adorable.
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Come here.
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[Clears throat]
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Hello, Bethany. Who's this loser?
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[Laughs]
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He's not a loser,
Martin. He's my student.
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I'm Coach Funderburk. Me and
Bethany kind of have a thing.
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No! No. We don't. [Chuckles]
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- There is no thing...
- Pretty big thing!
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Everybody's talking about it.
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[Laughs]
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Um...
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Rudy, I think you're having a
reaction to that 40-year-old phlegm?
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- So, Bethany. You want to split a Panini?
- I already ate, Martin.
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- I'd get in on that Panini.
- You're not touching my Panini.
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So...
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Step off.
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Yeah, I think you should probably
get to the nurse's office.
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Yeah, you should go.
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All right. I'll go. But
because m'lady asked me.
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Not because of you.
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And certainly not because
of the excruciating,
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burning sensation that is
taking over my entire face.
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[Door opens, closes]
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[Screaming]
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[Speaking Hachmaki]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Roll your slow.
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- You are angry at Jerry?
- Yes.
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Guess what he has been saying about me?
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That you are a two-brewed,
pig-faced beast? I know.
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No. He has been walking around school
telling people that I'm his girlfriend.
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[Speaking Hachmaki]
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Oh, he must pay.
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He has dishonored our family name.
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Well, I have a plan to get back at him.
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[Speaking Hachmaki]
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Ooh. You are as sneaky as you are ugly.
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[Speaking Hachmaki]
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Sweet! My old gym uniform still fits.
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Funderburk: Well, well.
Happy to see you...
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Pudy. [Laughs]
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Uh, for your information,
my name is Rudy.
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Says so right here.
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Part of the "R" fell off,
so it does say "Pudy".
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[Whistle blowing]
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Let's play a little dodge ball.
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Jocks against nerds.
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All right, let's annihilate these geeks!
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You're with them, Pudy.
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[Blows whistle]
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All right, guys. Don't
worry. There's five of us.
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All right, there's four of us...
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There's three of us.
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Two. There's two of us, and...
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All right, it's Rudy time.
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Come on, men!
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Funderburk: Come on.
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Step aside. [Exhales]
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Oh, yeah.
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Funderburk: Oh, face! [Laughs]
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Literally! [Continues laughing]
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It's Funderburk time, Pudy.
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[Laughing]
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Rudy, are you okay?
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Oh.
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[Yelps]
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I gotta give Rudy credit.
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This Hall of Fame thing is really important
to him, and he's really hanging in there.
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Rudy's tough. He'll never let
you see it's getting to him.
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Funderburk: Whoops. [Laughs]
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Pudy! Pudy!
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[All chanting] Pudy! Pudy! Pudy!
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Aw, shut it!
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That's it!
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Stupid classes.
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Stupid school!
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Stupid...
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Fork jammed into my thigh!
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[Whimpers]
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I'm done. I'm dropping
out of high school.
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Come on, Rudy. You
can't drop out of school.
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You won't get into the Hall of Fame.
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I don't care. School
is a mean, dark place.
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And if you kids had half a brain
in your heads, you'd drop out, too!
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Rudy, I had a teacher once.
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And he always taught me that no
matter how difficult something is...
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You can't quit.
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School seems difficult now but,
253
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in a couple of days you'll be
through it and in the Hall of Fame.
254
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You've helped us all...
and tons of other kids.
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You should be in the Hall of Fame.
256
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And I'll help you get there.
257
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We'll all help you.
258
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Thanks, guys. It really means a lot.
259
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:18,741
So, I've been thinking about what you
asked me, and perhaps I would date you.
260
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Really?
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Yes. But first, you must perform
certain Hachmaki dating rituals.
262
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Okay.
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[Chanting]
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You will begin by drinking
a bowl of Samasuka.
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To young love.
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You like it, Jerry?
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Phil: It is yak urine.
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[Spits]
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What?!
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Wait, so...
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Are we, like, boyfriend
and girlfriend for real now?
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Almost, just 27 rituals to go.
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Next up is the salmon slap.
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What the heck is a salmon...
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[Yelling]
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[Screams]
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Kickin' it with you!
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[Students chattering]
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Class.
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Stop talking, please?
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Hey.
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Your teacher said stop talking.
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Punks!
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Rudy, you've come back. [Giggles]
285
00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,286
Yes, I did.
286
00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:36,280
And I just wanted you to know
that after class I was hoping to...
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Clap your erasers.
288
00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:40,359
Oh.
289
00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,948
I'd like that. [Giggles]
290
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,356
I'd like that a lot.
291
00:14:46,357 --> 00:14:49,657
I, uh, brought you this.
292
00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:08,046
Is anybody else as creeped out as I am?
293
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:15,967
If you are my boyfriend, you must wear
the traditional Hachmaki courting outfit.
294
00:15:20,511 --> 00:15:23,031
[All laughing]
295
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,380
Quick question.
296
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,930
What's up with the jellyfish underpants?
297
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,911
Every step I take, they sting!
298
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:32,132
[Whimpers]
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It is tradition.
300
00:15:34,513 --> 00:15:37,093
See you later.
301
00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,196
[Eddie laughs]
302
00:15:40,197 --> 00:15:42,057
Hmm.
303
00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:44,646
Stay strong for love, Jerry.
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00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:47,947
It can't get any worse.
305
00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:52,639
It just got worse.
306
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:57,477
Here we go, let's start the
party! Chop it up like it's karate.
307
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,818
Well, Pudy.
308
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,414
Looks like the only thing standing
between you and a Hall of Fame,
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00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:06,599
pork chop dinner is passing my class.
310
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,099
Oh, I'll pass it.
311
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,026
I went through your records.
312
00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:13,533
And it seems there's one
thing you couldn't complete.
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- So, your final exam is...
- Not the rope climb!
314
00:16:16,361 --> 00:16:20,861
Oh, I was gonna have you do 10 sit-ups.
315
00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:25,721
But rope climb it is!
[Funderburk laughs]
316
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,274
Here it is.
317
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:33,547
I scraped all the gum from the
bottom of every desk in school.
318
00:16:33,548 --> 00:16:36,472
- Oh, Jerry, before you...
- No, no, no. No.
319
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:41,634
The last requirement on your
list was for me to eat this gum.
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00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:44,815
[Sighs] Let's do this.
321
00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:53,136
Jerry, all those rituals I had you do...
322
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,042
I made them up.
323
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,286
What?
324
00:16:56,287 --> 00:17:01,144
Well, you lied and told the entire
school I was your girlfriend.
325
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,787
Wait, you knew about that?
326
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:06,808
I did. I'm not dumb foreign girl.
327
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:10,653
So all the stuff I've been
through was just to get back at me?
328
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,114
Yes, it was.
329
00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:15,320
Oh...
330
00:17:15,321 --> 00:17:17,241
Oh...
331
00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:20,935
[Chuckles]
332
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:24,712
I think you're the coolest
chick I've ever met.
333
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:28,009
You went through an awful
lot to be my boyfriend.
334
00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,406
Maybe we should try it for real.
335
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:31,781
[Laughs]
336
00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:33,668
I got my first girlfriend.
337
00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,529
Woo!
338
00:17:51,078 --> 00:17:53,080
I don't think I can do this.
339
00:17:53,081 --> 00:17:54,447
Don't look down.
340
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,628
Don't look down, Rudy.
341
00:17:58,636 --> 00:18:00,763
Come on, Rudy.
342
00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:03,966
You can do this. Your
kids believe in you.
343
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,211
And I believe in you.
344
00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:08,762
- You do?
- Yeah, I do.
345
00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:12,577
Get up that rope and ring that bell!
346
00:18:12,578 --> 00:18:17,858
When you get down, I'll
have this waiting for you.
347
00:18:20,389 --> 00:18:23,168
Did you just take out your teeth?
348
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,963
What? No.
349
00:18:24,964 --> 00:18:26,136
It's a kiss.
350
00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:27,172
- Oh.
- [Chuckles]
351
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:30,073
- Right, no, that makes way more sense.
- [Both laugh]
352
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:31,142
I'm gonna go.
353
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,916
- Bethany: Come on, Rudy.
- Eddie: All right.
354
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,211
You've got this, come on, Rudy!
355
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:36,106
- Climb that rope.
- Jerry: Come on, Rudy.
356
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:38,683
[All cheering and encouraging]
357
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:39,921
You've got it! Come on, Rudy!
358
00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:43,402
- Go, go!
- Come on, Rudy!
359
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,966
[Blows whistle]
360
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,504
Listen up, class.
361
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:51,816
The first person to knock Pudy off
of that rope with one of these balls,
362
00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:54,331
doesn't have to run laps
for the rest of the year!
363
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,333
- Take him down!
- Get the Pudy!
364
00:18:56,334 --> 00:19:00,525
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Eddie! Eddie! Are you
really gonna knock Rudy off that rope?
365
00:19:00,526 --> 00:19:03,814
To get out of running laps, I'd
knock my mother off that rope.
366
00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:06,310
No! No, Eddie.
367
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,413
Funderburk: Right there!
368
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:13,374
On his arms. Knock his hands off!
369
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,624
- Funderburk: Come on! Hit him!
- [Yells]
370
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:16,572
[Rudy grunting]
371
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,913
That's it.
372
00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:25,350
Throw it right there on his
arms! Hit him in... come on!
373
00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:27,211
Aah!
374
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:30,100
- I don't think I can do it, Jack.
- Don't you quit on me now, Rudy.
375
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,330
You're so close. You gotta keep going.
376
00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:34,431
[Grunts]
377
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,060
Get out of there.
378
00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:40,209
[Laughs]
379
00:19:41,607 --> 00:19:43,407
Oh!
380
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,028
[Kids cheering]
381
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,733
- [Bell ringing]
- [Yelling]
382
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:51,894
Yes!
383
00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:53,020
No!
384
00:19:53,021 --> 00:19:55,121
[Groans]
385
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:58,116
Kickin' it with you!
386
00:19:58,117 --> 00:20:00,965
Thank you. Thank you very much.
387
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:05,034
Wow. That was one
amazing story, Dr. Hanft.
388
00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:07,041
You saved more than a village.
389
00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,506
You saved 10,000 lives.
390
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:11,375
[Applause]
391
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,059
Up next is Rudy Gillespie, a karate guy.
392
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,940
[Cheering, applause]
393
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:20,150
Thank you so much, chairman. Um...
394
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:25,304
I could begin the story of my life by
starting with the day I was born but...
395
00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:27,102
That wouldn't be fair to you.
396
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:32,932
For my story begins when my great, great,
great grandfather Jebbidiah Gillespie,
397
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:35,628
came to America with
nothing in his pocket,
398
00:20:35,629 --> 00:20:39,760
but a spare pocket in
case the first one ripped.
399
00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:42,881
Rudy: And rip it did.
400
00:20:43,107 --> 00:20:47,144
That is why I am the greatest
person who ever existed.
401
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,065
Ever.
402
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:50,513
[Clapping]
403
00:20:50,514 --> 00:20:52,060
Yay.
404
00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:54,253
Kickin' it with you!
405
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:58,419
Jerry, I know it's our first date,
but you don't have to be so nervous.
406
00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,559
Oh, no, I'm not nervous.
407
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,540
I'm just a little weirded
out that a bunch of your
408
00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:06,641
relatives had to come on
our first date with us.
409
00:21:07,261 --> 00:21:11,095
In my country, it is
part of dating ritual.
410
00:21:11,096 --> 00:21:14,108
Well I guess it beats all those
rituals you made up, right?
411
00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:16,922
- They were crazy.
- [Laughs] Yes, yes.
412
00:21:16,923 --> 00:21:19,853
Oh, but one of those I did not make up.
413
00:21:19,854 --> 00:21:22,545
Oh really, which one?
414
00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:24,706
[Yelling]
415
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,545
No!
416
00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:30,817
Ah!
417
00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:34,829
Ow!
418
00:21:35,783 --> 00:21:37,798
Kickin' it with you!
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