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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,820 Last day of school. Woo! 3 00:00:14,071 --> 00:00:17,371 Until summer school. Woo. 4 00:00:17,419 --> 00:00:21,204 I've gotta find a way to get my Venus Fly Trap home for the summer. 5 00:00:21,205 --> 00:00:23,673 It's just a plant, dude. Take it home. 6 00:00:23,674 --> 00:00:26,871 I've been growing it hydroponically with a synthetic photosynthesis 7 00:00:26,872 --> 00:00:30,249 light since the first day of school, and it's pretty huge. 8 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:34,056 It's not even eating flies anymore. It's eating meatballs. 9 00:00:34,057 --> 00:00:35,059 [Scoffs] 10 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:39,080 Right. A plant that eats meatballs. 11 00:00:40,398 --> 00:00:42,978 [Plant belches] 12 00:00:45,749 --> 00:00:48,621 Yep, that's definitely a meatball. 13 00:00:48,622 --> 00:00:50,650 Hey, did you guys get your end-of-the-year 14 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,861 career evaluations from the guidance counselor? 15 00:00:52,862 --> 00:00:54,831 Yes, I did, and they're a joke. 16 00:00:54,832 --> 00:00:57,141 Mine says I'm best suited to be a farmer. 17 00:00:57,142 --> 00:01:00,758 I'm allergic to cows, terrified of hay, and seriously... 18 00:01:00,759 --> 00:01:04,352 Do these shoulders look like they can hold up overalls? 19 00:01:04,353 --> 00:01:08,091 I didn't even pick mine up. No one believes a word those things say. 20 00:01:08,092 --> 00:01:09,809 I just got my career evaluation. 21 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:13,509 I believe every word that this thing says. 22 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:15,356 - Really? - Yep. 23 00:01:15,357 --> 00:01:19,473 You're looking at a new Eddie. I'm gonna be an archaeologist, baby. 24 00:01:19,474 --> 00:01:25,216 I'll be discovering lost cities, traveling the high seas, navigating the globe. 25 00:01:25,217 --> 00:01:28,757 And now... to Spanish class! 26 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:32,845 Uh, Eddie, your Spanish class is that way. 27 00:01:32,846 --> 00:01:35,306 I knew that. 28 00:01:35,342 --> 00:01:37,289 [Rock music playing] 29 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:38,294 - Don't... - Don't... 30 00:01:38,295 --> 00:01:39,275 - You... - You... 31 00:01:39,276 --> 00:01:40,534 Get all tough with me! 32 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:41,281 I'm saying... 33 00:01:41,282 --> 00:01:42,290 - Won't... - Won't... 34 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:43,217 - You... - You... 35 00:01:43,218 --> 00:01:44,638 Come kick it with me? 36 00:01:44,639 --> 00:01:46,907 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 37 00:01:46,908 --> 00:01:48,809 That's just how we do. 38 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:53,978 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 39 00:01:53,979 --> 00:01:56,003 Here we go, let's start the party! 40 00:01:56,004 --> 00:01:57,553 Chop it up like it's karate. 41 00:01:57,554 --> 00:01:58,922 Everybody! 42 00:01:58,923 --> 00:02:00,208 - Don't... - Don't... 43 00:02:00,209 --> 00:02:01,225 - You... - You... 44 00:02:01,226 --> 00:02:02,445 Get all tough with me! 45 00:02:02,446 --> 00:02:03,181 I'm saying... 46 00:02:03,182 --> 00:02:04,220 - Won't... - Won't... 47 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:05,130 - You... - You... 48 00:02:05,131 --> 00:02:06,593 Come kick it with me? 49 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,150 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 50 00:02:09,151 --> 00:02:10,881 That's just how we do. 51 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:16,782 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 52 00:02:23,846 --> 00:02:27,475 Wow, Eddie, I'm really impressed. I've never seen you so focused before. 53 00:02:27,476 --> 00:02:29,610 That's because I'm taking it seriously. 54 00:02:29,611 --> 00:02:34,682 One day, martial arts is going to help me avoid getting wedgied by a mummy. 55 00:02:34,683 --> 00:02:37,018 You know, I was wedgied by a mummy once. 56 00:02:37,019 --> 00:02:38,786 Halloween, 1995. 57 00:02:38,787 --> 00:02:40,887 Oh, no. 58 00:02:41,188 --> 00:02:43,345 It was so intense, I blacked out. 59 00:02:43,346 --> 00:02:45,536 When I woke up, all my candy was gone 60 00:02:45,537 --> 00:02:49,069 except for two Jolly Woppers shoved up my nose. 61 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:52,003 Rudy, I'm talking about actual mummies. 62 00:02:52,004 --> 00:02:54,900 We got our career evaluations back from the guidance counselor, 63 00:02:54,901 --> 00:02:57,196 and it said I'm going to be an archaeologist. 64 00:02:57,197 --> 00:03:00,109 Don't they just dust sand off old bones in the desert? 65 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:03,811 That's not what I'm going to be doing. 66 00:03:03,812 --> 00:03:06,632 [Adventurous music] 67 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,860 [Whip cracks] 68 00:03:32,541 --> 00:03:35,181 What in the...? 69 00:03:39,648 --> 00:03:41,508 Ewe! 70 00:03:41,516 --> 00:03:43,484 Wow, a treasure hunter? 71 00:03:43,485 --> 00:03:45,353 What a cool career. 72 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:47,688 But for the record, mummies wear tighty-whities. 73 00:03:47,689 --> 00:03:49,296 Oh. 74 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,757 Hey, you know what... 75 00:03:50,758 --> 00:03:53,812 I have the hat and bullwhip from the Bobby Wasabi classic... 76 00:03:53,813 --> 00:03:56,430 "The stink of the sphinx". You can totally have it. 77 00:03:56,431 --> 00:03:58,951 What?! Thanks! 78 00:03:59,056 --> 00:04:02,290 Eddie, are you still talking about your career evaluation? 79 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:04,638 I told you, man, it doesn't really mean anything. 80 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:07,018 Seriously? Archaeologist? 81 00:04:07,019 --> 00:04:09,795 You come from four generations of accountants. 82 00:04:09,796 --> 00:04:13,747 That is not true. My grandfather was a urologist. 83 00:04:13,748 --> 00:04:16,684 Eddie, you're not exactly the explorer type. 84 00:04:16,685 --> 00:04:18,452 Remember that Easter egg hunt? 85 00:04:18,453 --> 00:04:21,388 You didn't find any eggs and you lost your basket. 86 00:04:21,389 --> 00:04:25,326 I didn't lose it. Someone stole it. 87 00:04:25,327 --> 00:04:28,447 And ate all my Peeps. 88 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:31,733 Eddie, man, maybe you're just looking at it all the wrong way. 89 00:04:31,734 --> 00:04:33,325 Accounting can be exciting. 90 00:04:33,326 --> 00:04:38,424 Oh, and don't even get me started about the thrill ride of urology. 91 00:04:38,425 --> 00:04:40,741 Maybe you guys are right. 92 00:04:40,742 --> 00:04:43,510 I don't know what I was thinking. 93 00:04:43,511 --> 00:04:48,671 Thanks anyway, Rudy, but I won't be needing that. 94 00:04:50,276 --> 00:04:51,923 What was that? 95 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:52,922 What? 96 00:04:52,923 --> 00:04:54,934 I have never seen Eddie more alive 97 00:04:54,935 --> 00:04:57,188 than when he was talking about being a treasure hunter. 98 00:04:57,189 --> 00:04:59,044 And what did you do? 99 00:04:59,045 --> 00:05:01,675 You told him he was destined to be an accountant. 100 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,975 But, Rudy, you don't understand, he thought those career evaluations were real. 101 00:05:04,976 --> 00:05:08,046 It doesn't matter if they're real or not. They're real to him. 102 00:05:08,047 --> 00:05:11,109 Friends build each other up. They don't tear each other down. 103 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:14,830 I thought I taught you better. 104 00:05:18,356 --> 00:05:19,994 [Cricket chirping] 105 00:05:19,995 --> 00:05:24,135 There's that noise! I must find it! 106 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:36,381 Oh, oh... thank you! See you next time. 107 00:05:36,382 --> 00:05:38,350 Rudy, you must help me. 108 00:05:38,351 --> 00:05:43,029 There's a noise in here that is driving everyone crazy and ruining the business. 109 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:44,222 That would be your voice. 110 00:05:44,223 --> 00:05:46,549 [Cricket chirping] 111 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:48,284 Oh, no. That's just a cricket. 112 00:05:48,285 --> 00:05:50,338 Oh! [Chuckles] 113 00:05:50,339 --> 00:05:52,280 What is a "cricklet"? 114 00:05:52,281 --> 00:05:53,866 No, no, no. It's a cricket. 115 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:57,235 It's a small bug that makes noise by rubbing its legs together. 116 00:05:57,236 --> 00:05:59,482 Oh, I had an uncle like that. 117 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:03,887 One winter he wore corduroys and set the whole village on fire. 118 00:06:03,888 --> 00:06:06,142 You know, I could help you, Phil. 119 00:06:06,143 --> 00:06:10,401 In certain circles, I'm known as "the cricket whisperer". 120 00:06:10,402 --> 00:06:14,122 [Trills tongue] [Cricket chirps] 121 00:06:15,236 --> 00:06:18,768 [Trills tongue] [Cricket chirps] 122 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:20,188 What did he say? 123 00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:24,408 He thinks your two-star rating is very generous. 124 00:06:24,409 --> 00:06:28,879 Oh, look... there's a little nail hole. Let me see if I can spot him. 125 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,782 Oww! He just plucked my eyebrow. 126 00:06:31,783 --> 00:06:33,823 [Gasps] 127 00:06:37,195 --> 00:06:41,099 Okay, when Eddie gets in here, we all have to act excited about the gift. 128 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,924 That gift's lame, yo. I'll "woo," but my heart won't be in it. 129 00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:46,575 You'll "woo" like you always do. 130 00:06:46,576 --> 00:06:49,440 Do not tell a grown man how to "woo". 131 00:06:49,441 --> 00:06:52,979 Look, guys, we owe it to Eddie to get him excited about his future again. 132 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,811 [Door opens] 133 00:06:54,812 --> 00:06:55,681 Hey, guys. 134 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:58,247 - Eddie. - Hey! Eddie! [Chuckles] 135 00:06:58,248 --> 00:06:59,926 You know, we were thinking... 136 00:06:59,927 --> 00:07:02,731 Maybe you could be a great treasure hunter and find all kinds of stuff. 137 00:07:02,732 --> 00:07:04,468 And you know why? 138 00:07:04,469 --> 00:07:07,469 - No, why? - Pfft... 139 00:07:08,299 --> 00:07:11,254 You found your way here, didn't you? 140 00:07:11,255 --> 00:07:14,457 And Jerry can't always do that. 141 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,942 So we all chipped in and bought you this. 142 00:07:17,943 --> 00:07:20,734 It's a hand-held geocaching unit. 143 00:07:20,735 --> 00:07:22,009 Geocaching? 144 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:24,747 No, it's not geocaching. 145 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:27,889 It's geocaching! High-tech treasure hunting. 146 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:29,168 Everyone's doing it. 147 00:07:29,169 --> 00:07:31,614 "This GPS device leads you on a journey" 148 00:07:31,615 --> 00:07:34,081 "using clues and coordinates to find hidden treasure". 149 00:07:34,082 --> 00:07:36,604 "Fun for ages 9 to 99". 150 00:07:36,605 --> 00:07:39,005 That's you! 151 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:41,143 You guys really think I can do this? 152 00:07:41,144 --> 00:07:42,612 - Yeah, man. - Absolutely. 153 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:45,014 This might be the best gift I've ever got. 154 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:47,791 Eddie, let your adventure begin. 155 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:50,012 We're really excited for you. 156 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:51,436 Aren't we, Jerry? 157 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:55,123 Yeah. Sure are, man. [Weakly] Woo. 158 00:07:55,124 --> 00:07:57,704 Woo! [Chuckles] 159 00:07:57,755 --> 00:08:00,755 - Cool, man. - Yeah. 160 00:08:03,332 --> 00:08:06,134 This right here is gonna be our lucky hole. 161 00:08:06,135 --> 00:08:10,205 Trust me, Phil... if there's one thing I know, it's how to fish for a cricket. 162 00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:14,522 You just take a little wadded-up bread, some peanut butter, some 40-pound line... 163 00:08:14,523 --> 00:08:16,495 Then you drop it in and wait. 164 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,068 [Chuckling] Oh, Rudy. You get him this time. 165 00:08:19,069 --> 00:08:21,907 You get that little "cricklet"! 166 00:08:21,908 --> 00:08:24,252 And here we go. 167 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,766 [Cricket chirping] 168 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:31,096 You know, I caught one in Phoenix once, it was this... 169 00:08:31,097 --> 00:08:32,957 Big. 170 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:39,856 - Oh! I'm getting a little bite. - Hey, don't rush it, Rudy. 171 00:08:39,857 --> 00:08:42,797 - Let him take the bait. - Oh, here we go. 172 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:44,908 Here we go! And... 173 00:08:44,909 --> 00:08:47,335 - I got him! - [Groans] 174 00:08:47,336 --> 00:08:50,849 - Woo! It's a big one. - [Whimpers] Stupid little "cricklet". 175 00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:53,430 Oww! [Groaning] 176 00:08:59,785 --> 00:09:01,639 Finally school is out. 177 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,474 First day of summer vacation. 178 00:09:03,475 --> 00:09:06,868 We should not waste a single second doing anything we don't want to do. 179 00:09:06,869 --> 00:09:08,350 No. 180 00:09:08,351 --> 00:09:10,811 I hope you guys know your latitude from your longitude. 181 00:09:10,812 --> 00:09:14,519 Because Saturday we go on a geocaching romp! 182 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,072 I'm sorry, did you say "we"? 183 00:09:17,073 --> 00:09:19,937 Yes, I did. 6:00 A.M. sharp. 184 00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:22,166 We set out to find three secret locations, 185 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,788 and in the last one, we'll find our hidden treasure. 186 00:09:24,789 --> 00:09:27,969 [All murmur and mutter] 187 00:09:28,691 --> 00:09:30,531 No... 188 00:09:30,532 --> 00:09:32,790 It wouldn't be the same without you. 189 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:34,440 Uh... 190 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:38,227 Sorry, Eddie. I can't. See... see, the thing is, uh, my aunt Carlita, 191 00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:40,861 who's a clown in the circus. 192 00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,155 She... she... she fell off an elephant! 193 00:09:43,156 --> 00:09:46,013 Into... into one of those tiger cage things, so... 194 00:09:46,014 --> 00:09:51,114 I've gotta take her to her doctor's appointment. 195 00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:53,383 Yeah. 196 00:09:53,449 --> 00:09:58,584 Jerry, we're all gonna do this for our friend who we support. 197 00:09:58,585 --> 00:10:00,348 - All right. - Yeah. 198 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,467 Eddie: Oh! I got some really cool gear for you guys to wear. 199 00:10:03,468 --> 00:10:06,737 It's in this duffel bag. So I will see you Saturday. 200 00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:10,099 Our first location is at the bottom of Crescent Cove at the beach. 201 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,031 Let the adventure begin! 202 00:10:12,032 --> 00:10:15,121 - All: Yeah! - So excited. 203 00:10:15,122 --> 00:10:16,413 [All muttering] 204 00:10:16,414 --> 00:10:19,474 - Summer! - Seriously. 205 00:10:22,517 --> 00:10:24,762 Ooh! Sorry, aunt Carlita. 206 00:10:24,763 --> 00:10:26,391 No can do. 207 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,552 [Honking] 208 00:10:30,394 --> 00:10:32,621 Kickin' it with you! 209 00:10:32,622 --> 00:10:34,856 Jerry: Hold the rope tight, y'all. I'm coming down. 210 00:10:34,857 --> 00:10:37,266 Man, I still don't get why he's wearing a dress. 211 00:10:37,267 --> 00:10:40,941 It's a caftan. It's traditional desert wear. 212 00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:42,100 All: Oh! 213 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:47,501 Would it kill him to wear some traditional underpants? 214 00:10:48,317 --> 00:10:49,938 Kinda like wearing this thing. 215 00:10:49,939 --> 00:10:53,222 It lets the rest of Jerry breathe. 216 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:54,575 [Machine blips] 217 00:10:54,576 --> 00:10:59,387 Oh, ho! This must be the spot. The GPS is flashing us a clue. 218 00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:02,217 GPS: You're doing well. You're on the case. 219 00:11:02,218 --> 00:11:06,378 What you seek's between a rock and a hard place. 220 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:09,143 [British accent] Woo! This is ever so exciting. 221 00:11:09,144 --> 00:11:12,936 It reminds me of the long, cold nights in the Congo... 222 00:11:12,937 --> 00:11:18,346 Where the only things keeping you warm were a sleeping bag and a hyena. 223 00:11:18,347 --> 00:11:21,444 If you don't stop doing that voice, I'm gonna shove that monocle up your nose. 224 00:11:21,445 --> 00:11:24,369 [Normal voice] I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get into character for Eddie. 225 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:27,945 - I suggest you do the same. - [Sighs] 226 00:11:27,946 --> 00:11:32,326 [British accent] Americans. So obnoxious. 227 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,803 Wait... Kim, why'd you stop? 228 00:11:34,804 --> 00:11:38,343 Kim: Guys, I found a falcon's nest. It's full of little baby falcons. 229 00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,801 Ooh, you are so cute! 230 00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:42,894 - [Wings flapping] [Birds screeching] - Yes, you are. 231 00:11:42,895 --> 00:11:47,932 Kim, darling, their mumsy's back and she appears to be a tad peeved. 232 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,428 - Aah! Get off me. Stop it! - Oh, dear. 233 00:11:50,429 --> 00:11:51,778 [Kim screams] 234 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,699 Whoa! 235 00:11:56,486 --> 00:11:58,706 [Coughing] 236 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:04,817 Those cute baby birds messed you up, didn't they? 237 00:12:04,818 --> 00:12:07,345 Yes, they did. Yes, they did. 238 00:12:07,346 --> 00:12:09,956 Why don't you shut it? 239 00:12:09,957 --> 00:12:12,255 Guys, I think I got it. 240 00:12:12,256 --> 00:12:15,214 Cool. Our next coordinates. 241 00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:16,415 [Machine blips] 242 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:18,897 It looks like our next location is over in Kramer Woods. 243 00:12:18,898 --> 00:12:20,130 Come on, let's go. 244 00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:21,822 [Gurgling] 245 00:12:21,823 --> 00:12:25,937 Ewe! What are those disgusting things? 246 00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:29,809 By jove, I do believe those are giant springing jellyfish. 247 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:34,492 Ooh, they must have washed in with the tide. 248 00:12:34,493 --> 00:12:36,481 Why do they call 'em "springing"? 249 00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:38,717 Aah! [Screaming] 250 00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:40,276 Aah! Aah! 251 00:12:40,277 --> 00:12:43,637 I'm guessing that's why. 252 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:46,926 [Laughing] 253 00:12:46,927 --> 00:12:49,795 So what is this thing, Rudy? 254 00:12:49,796 --> 00:12:51,403 It's a bug zapper. 255 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,705 As soon as I plug it in, the cricket will be attracted to the light, 256 00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:57,965 and as soon as it touches the metal grate, bam... it gets zapped. 257 00:12:57,966 --> 00:13:00,436 Ha ha! Stupid "cricklets"! 258 00:13:00,437 --> 00:13:02,537 [Laughs] 259 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:05,070 [Zapper hums] 260 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:09,783 Oh! Well, I will say this about the light... 261 00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:11,344 It is very nice. 262 00:13:11,345 --> 00:13:15,125 With its inviting purply glow... 263 00:13:15,572 --> 00:13:18,092 So peaceful... 264 00:13:18,619 --> 00:13:21,031 [Electrical zapping] [Screaming] 265 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:23,032 Why did you do that?! 266 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:26,698 I don't know, Rudy! I think I might be part "cricklet". 267 00:13:26,699 --> 00:13:29,039 [Whimpering] 268 00:13:29,859 --> 00:13:33,509 This is hopeless. All right? We're never going to catch that thing. I give up! 269 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:34,393 [Cricket chirping] 270 00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:36,745 Rudy! The counter! 271 00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:38,681 - [Both exclaim] - I got him! 272 00:13:38,682 --> 00:13:40,766 - [Screams] - [Yelps] 273 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,767 [Shouts and whimpers] 274 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,424 Way to go, Jack... your first kiss was with a sea creature. 275 00:13:50,425 --> 00:13:52,748 Touche, old girl! 276 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,622 [Machine blips] 277 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,723 Quiet, guys. It's our next clue. 278 00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:59,631 GPS: You're in the right area. The moment's yours to seize. 279 00:13:59,632 --> 00:14:03,703 The tin with the coordinates is hidden amongst the trees. 280 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,087 Amongst the...? 281 00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:08,403 Well, how are we supposed to find that? There's, like, a million trees around here. 282 00:14:08,404 --> 00:14:10,170 We'll find it. We just need to split up. 283 00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:13,447 Kim, you come with me. And you guys look around here. 284 00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:15,549 Are you kidding me? 285 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,281 Hey, guys... look up there. 286 00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:20,159 - Where? - Right up there. 287 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,844 Look, there's something shiny in that knothole, I bet it's the tin box. 288 00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:25,908 Good show, old chap. 289 00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:31,214 But how in the figgy pudding are we going to get up there? 290 00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:34,701 You know, early man believed trees could speak. 291 00:14:34,702 --> 00:14:38,902 You just have to know how to listen. 292 00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:42,937 Go ahead, tree. I'm listening. 293 00:14:42,938 --> 00:14:45,716 - Eddie... - Ooh, we got a talker. 294 00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:49,237 Do you have any idea where the tin box is? 295 00:14:49,238 --> 00:14:51,909 Stop acting like an idiot. 296 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:55,690 Well, this conversation is over! 297 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:56,769 [Groans] 298 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,480 All right. So we'll hold the branch down, 299 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,961 while you crawl up it to see if the box is there. 300 00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:03,655 Brilliant. But do hold it steady. 301 00:15:03,656 --> 00:15:06,799 There's a good bit of tension on this branch. 302 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,462 We got it, Milton. 303 00:15:08,463 --> 00:15:11,083 Whoa! Okay, that's not good. 304 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,254 What's your problem? 305 00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:15,461 Uh, I think a chipmunk just ran up my dress. 306 00:15:15,462 --> 00:15:17,620 - [Shrieking] - Jerry! 307 00:15:17,621 --> 00:15:20,225 It's foraging, and not in a good way. 308 00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:21,843 - Jerry! - Oh! 309 00:15:21,844 --> 00:15:23,263 Jerry, I'm losing my grip. 310 00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:25,296 Blimey! 311 00:15:25,297 --> 00:15:28,658 Woo! Jack! Help me get this chipmunk out of my dress, man. 312 00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:30,891 Ow! Ow! Ah! 313 00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:33,296 I'm... I'm good, thanks. 314 00:15:33,297 --> 00:15:35,637 [Whimpering] 315 00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:42,237 Eddie, would you help me? The tin box isn't just gonna fall out of the sky. 316 00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:45,358 [Milton shouts, groans] 317 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,509 I've got it. 318 00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:50,626 Kickin' it with you! 319 00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:56,140 [Strumming ukulele] Yes, we have journeyed long and hard to return you to the wild... 320 00:15:56,141 --> 00:15:59,687 For this is your world, a world we know not. 321 00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:01,139 [Vocalizing] 322 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,888 And although you almost destroyed us... 323 00:16:03,889 --> 00:16:05,663 And Phil's Restaurant. 324 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,229 You've proven to be a worthy adversary. 325 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:11,298 - Ah, ah... - And we respect you. 326 00:16:11,299 --> 00:16:13,081 - So go now! - [Louder vocalizing] 327 00:16:13,082 --> 00:16:16,902 Return to your kind, and be... would you please stop that?! 328 00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:19,363 Sorry! Sorry. 329 00:16:20,215 --> 00:16:24,955 May your legs always rub a song of freedom. 330 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:29,666 Rudy, it's on your nose. 331 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,224 I'll get it. 332 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:33,599 [Both groan] 333 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:38,460 It's still there, Rudy. Let me get my cello. 334 00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:50,570 Um... Eddie, are you sure we're in the right place? 335 00:16:50,571 --> 00:16:52,058 We're in a dockyard. 336 00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:54,236 Yeah, it really doesn't look like the place for... 337 00:16:54,237 --> 00:16:58,774 Anything. Eddie's got this. [Machine blips] Pssh! Doubting him. 338 00:16:58,775 --> 00:17:02,107 GPS: You've found the dock, succeeding beyond all measure. 339 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:06,201 Near one of these crates lies your hidden treasure. 340 00:17:06,202 --> 00:17:08,422 All right. Where do we start? 341 00:17:08,423 --> 00:17:10,458 Okay, here's what we're gonna do... Kim, Milton... 342 00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:12,224 Check it out, guys. 343 00:17:12,225 --> 00:17:18,125 Another bunch of losers down here on our docks looking for their little box. 344 00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:22,022 You're not getting it. 345 00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:25,180 Mister... 346 00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:28,149 My friends and I have been through a lot to get that. 347 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:33,206 And I know it seems like a silly game to you, but we're not leaving without it. 348 00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:34,620 Really? 349 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,380 And what are you gonna do to get it? 350 00:17:38,381 --> 00:17:41,201 [Adventurous music] 351 00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:44,029 [Both groan] 352 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,481 Okay, it may be time to dance. 353 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,660 Uh, Jack, I don't think that's a good idea. 354 00:17:48,661 --> 00:17:51,880 I think we should fight these guys. I'll dance with you later, though. 355 00:17:51,881 --> 00:17:54,521 [Shouts, groans] 356 00:17:57,706 --> 00:17:59,806 [Groans] 357 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,596 [Grunts] 358 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,248 Want to learn a Fisherman's knot? 359 00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:26,493 First you take it right here, then you slip it through here. 360 00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:28,588 Then it's time to hoist the jib. 361 00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:30,629 [Thuds] 362 00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:35,278 [Grunting] 363 00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:44,777 [Loud thud] 364 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:52,760 You guys want this box so bad, you should go fish it out of the ocean. 365 00:18:52,761 --> 00:18:54,607 [Groans] 366 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:57,248 [Dramatic music] 367 00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:04,964 All: Eddie! 368 00:19:05,141 --> 00:19:06,527 [Water splashes] 369 00:19:06,528 --> 00:19:09,640 Poor bloke. Never even had a chance. 370 00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:12,854 He didn't even have his floaties. 371 00:19:12,855 --> 00:19:14,125 [Coughing] 372 00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:15,643 - Oh! Oh, come on. - Eddie! 373 00:19:15,644 --> 00:19:17,120 - Oh! - Eddie! 374 00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,629 We thought you fell into the ocean. 375 00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:22,640 I wish. I fell into a barge filled with fish guts. 376 00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:24,621 Lucky! 377 00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:29,351 I can't believe we came this close to getting our treasure. 378 00:19:29,352 --> 00:19:34,275 And all I got was a close encounter with Jerry's chipmunk. 379 00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:35,395 Yeah... 380 00:19:35,396 --> 00:19:40,058 It'd be a real shame to have gone through all of that without ending up with... 381 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,619 This! 382 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:44,140 [All cheering] 383 00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,546 - [All groaning] - Not gonna work. 384 00:19:46,547 --> 00:19:47,815 [Muttering] 385 00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:48,868 Totally... 386 00:19:48,869 --> 00:19:51,311 - Open it! Open it! - Okay. 387 00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:52,312 [Gasps] 388 00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:54,029 [All exclaim] 389 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:55,808 - That's awesome! - Isn't it amazing? 390 00:19:55,809 --> 00:19:58,629 - Love it! - Yes! 391 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:02,063 Hey, guys. How was geocaching? 392 00:20:02,064 --> 00:20:04,046 Well, I got covered in fish guts. 393 00:20:04,047 --> 00:20:05,347 I was attacked by a falcon. 394 00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:07,216 I had a chipmunk run up my dress. 395 00:20:07,217 --> 00:20:08,766 I was a human cannonball. 396 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:12,294 And I got to first base with a jellyfish. 397 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,524 - That sounds horrible. - No way. Best summer vacation ever. 398 00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:17,160 [Overlapping chatter] 399 00:20:17,161 --> 00:20:19,963 And check out our treasure. 400 00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:22,304 [All cheer] 401 00:20:23,538 --> 00:20:25,538 That's it? It's a... 402 00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:28,265 Crummy rubber rabbit. 403 00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:31,405 Oh, there's money inside it, right? 404 00:20:31,406 --> 00:20:33,206 No. 405 00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:35,196 The rabbit is the treasure. 406 00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:37,588 A reminder of the adventure I went on... 407 00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:40,079 With my friends. 408 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,720 But there's money in it, right? 409 00:20:42,721 --> 00:20:44,414 You know what, Eddie? 410 00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:48,366 After today, we'll follow you on any adventure you wanna go on. 411 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:49,534 Right, guys? 412 00:20:49,535 --> 00:20:51,119 - Absolutely. - Definitely. Of course. 413 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,580 Yeah. Thanks. 414 00:20:57,331 --> 00:20:58,576 - [Chuckles] - All right. 415 00:20:58,577 --> 00:21:01,337 - Let's go. - Now come on, guys. Falafel's on me. 416 00:21:01,338 --> 00:21:04,094 - Ooh, I'm loving that. - Ooh, I like falafel. Let's do that. 417 00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:06,735 [Cricket chirps] 418 00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:12,642 Kickin' it with you. 419 00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:15,712 So this little rubber rabbit was the treasure? 420 00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:17,694 Yeah. And here's my theory... 421 00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:21,932 Inside the rabbit is a microchip with a bank account number. 422 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:23,366 - So genius. - Mm hmm. 423 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,550 And you take that number, you punch it into a computer, 424 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,766 and it's up-linked to a satellite. 425 00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:30,407 [Cricket chirps] 426 00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:36,837 Now that satellite transmits it to a database in China, where it... 427 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:42,738 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 428 00:21:42,788 --> 00:21:47,338 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32136

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