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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Well I've been going
through your files, and uh...
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I can tell you... you are one sick...
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Twisted individual.
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How in the world did you get a
donkey in to Mrs. Sherman's car?
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[Chuckles]
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The real question is how
did I get it to drive?
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I'm not like the others, Jerry.
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You've met your match.
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- Oh, really?
- Mm hmm.
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Well, I posted what I did
to you on the Internet.
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It's got 14 million hits.
Type in "Principal wigs out".
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Internet. Internet.
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What you did to me?
This is a career buster.
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[Typing rapidly, computer beeps]
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I'm gonna turn on the
helicopter camera now.
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Get it.
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- [Yells]
- [Laughing]
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- [Yelling]
- [Laughs]
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Oh! It's over, Jerry.
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Pack up your locker. You're
going downtown to Charlie Brown!
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I don't even know what that means.
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You are expelled!
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What?
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- No. Expelled?
- You're out of here, mister!
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[Cell phone rings]
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Oh, excuse me. That's my cell phone.
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- [Cell phone rings]
- Ah.
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Oh, it's... it's the wife.
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Yes, what is it, Dot?
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What?! Oh.
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But tonight is the
Flamenco Dancing Finals!
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Get... get, get. Charlie Brown.
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[Sighs]
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Look, this is our last chance
to... to stick it to the Rosenbaums.
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[Sighs]
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Well, where am I gonna find a
babysitter at the last minute?
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Oh... oh. Yes, dear.
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Yes. All right.
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You know, I might be able to help
you out with your little sitter sitch.
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I'm listening. Go on.
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I happen to work at the best
child day care in the city.
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They're booked solid,
but I could get you in.
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But I guess I'm expelled,
so, you know, never mind.
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Oh, tell the Rosenbaums I said
Mazel tov on their victory.
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[Clicks teeth]
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Wait!
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[Stammers]
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Look, uh...
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You get my son Byron in that day
care center and, uh, well, we can...
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We can forget about you being expelled.
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Deal.
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Whoa. Nice moves.
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Hey. Do you Flamenco?
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[Flamenco music playing]
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Before I could walk, my father
taught me the dance of the fiery legs.
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Flame on, brother.
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[Clicks staplers]
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Man, I can't believe how much
bigger they're making the Mall.
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You know, we really shouldn't
be here without hard hats.
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Why?
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You see that guy way up
there eating his lunch?
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He drops a potato chip from that
height, it'll cut you in half.
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[Exhales sharply]
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Uh-huh.
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Scientifically that's not true.
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Are you calling my mother a liar?
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No, I'm just saying the woman's
extremely loose with her science.
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Jerry, this is my dojo.
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It's a place of honor,
respect, and integrity.
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[Pig snorts, cow moos]
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[Duck quacks, rooster crows]
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Come on, Rudy. If we don't
do this I'll get expelled.
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This is not a day care
center, and it never will be!
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Dojo day care center. What a concept.
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You're really gonna love it here, Byron.
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I am nipping this in the bud right now.
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- Rudy, come on.
- Principal Buckett...
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Who do I make out the $100 check to?
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That would be Rudy Gillespie.
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Uh, Milton, Eddie, take Byron, put him in
the ball pit and give him a graham cracker.
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I'm not touching this little snotbag.
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That thing is wearing a toilet.
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[Mouths words]
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I'll take him.
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- Hey, baby Byron.
- There you go.
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There you go. Later, Byron.
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You don't have to worry about
a thing, Principal Buckett.
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I'm holding you responsible
for my son, Jerry.
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I'll be back at 7:00, and
my legs will be smoldering.
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Ole!
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This really stinks, Jerry.
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Oh, relax.
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It's just a couple of
hours with one little baby.
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By the way, I, uh...
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I put up a notice on the faculty
bulletin board about this place.
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[Murmurs]
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[People chattering]
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Whoa. Whoa... oh, hey.
What's going on here?
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Jerry: Whoa, whoa, uh...
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[Babies crying]
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[Yelps]
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I think I just got babied.
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Kickin' it with you!
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Hey. Hey, hold it. Stop! Stop running!
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[Kids chattering]
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Stop running!
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[Chattering, crying]
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Hey, that kid's got my trophy again.
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Get back here, you!
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[Clanging]
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No.
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No!
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He snapped my little man's head off.
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You better sleep with one
eye open during nap time!
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- Rudy.
- [Giggling]
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[Mock laughing]
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Rudy, where's Milton?
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He's changing some baby's diaper.
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He is? Well, what
about his fear of germs?
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[Breathes heavily]
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Okay, we should be good now.
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That diaper weighed more than he does.
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We got an escapee! Pigtails walking!
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Hey.
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Back inside. Come on.
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Hey, excuse me? Can
I have my niece back?
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Oh. No, I'm sorry. I
thought she was one of ours.
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Oh, no, no. I'm taking her
over to the holiday suites.
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My sister enrolled her in the
Little Miss Seaford pageant,
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then got sick and once again
assumed old Joanie had no plans.
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What were your plans?
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Oh, I had no plans.
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This is my talent for the pageant.
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Oh. That is great. Really cute.
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She is horrible.
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What?
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Those pageant kids have
been groomed for years
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by mothers who are
lipstick-wearing pit bulls.
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Your niece is gonna get eaten alive.
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Holy Hanna!
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Well... well, Rudy. You've had experience
taking kids to competitive tournaments.
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- You gotta come with me.
- I couldn't possibly leave the dojo now.
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[Yelling]
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Oh! Bon Bon in the eye!
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Oh.
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I'll drive.
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Oh. Your daughter is so pretty.
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Oh, isn't she just?
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We call her Sparkle because
that's what she does.
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Well, this is my niece.
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We call her Gracie Bell
because that's what she does.
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Well. Don't you have a...
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Unique look.
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[Chuckles]
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Don't y'all have a wig box?
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Oh. I... I don't know. Uh,
Rudy, do we all have a wig box?
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We all don't believe in...
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Boxing our wig.
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We let our wig roam free.
It's a free range wig.
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[Sighs]
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There's something I need to say,
and this comes from the heart.
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You people are gonna lose, so
you should probably just leave.
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What? Uh...
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For your information, Miss,
your Sparkle has no chance.
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Our Gracie Bell is the essence
of class, beauty, and refinement.
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[Belches]
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That was my chili dog barking.
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[Giggles]
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I think we're safe.
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Oh!
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Did you say we're safe?
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Oh, whoa, whoa!
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Oh, uh, Jerry, where's baby Byron?
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What? I thought he was with you.
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Both: Whoa.
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- Baby Byron?
- Baby Byron?
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- Baby Byron?
- Baby Byron?
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- Baby Byron?
- Baby Byron?
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- Dude, he's not in here!
- What?
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[Whimpers]
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I'm gonna be expelled.
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Oh, forget expelled,
I'm going to prison.
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Oh, forget prison, I'm
going to summer school!
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Do you what they do to guys
like me in summer school?
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- Jerry, calm down.
- No, I can't calm down.
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I just lost the Principal's baby.
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Yo. We lost the Principal's baby.
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Okay, it's not like losing
some English teacher's baby.
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This is big time!
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Jerry, he's outside, come on!
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Uh, Eddie, Milton? You
guys hold down the fort.
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[Machinery whirring]
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What? Dude. What
happened? He was just here.
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This kid's like a Cheetah in a diaper.
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Look, he's gotta be around
here somewhere. Find him!
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I'm about to drop some Eddie
knowledge on these fools!
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- Ow!
- [Laughs]
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- This is our house.
- No, it's not.
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- Yes, it is.
- Wait, who do think you are?
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- No, it's not!
- Whoa!
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It's our house, buddy.
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- Hey!
- No, it's not!
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- No, you don't!
- No, it's not!
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You heard him... ow! This is our house!
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- Oh, ow.
- This is our house.
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- No!
- Aah!
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- Byron?
- Byron, where are you, buddy?
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- Yo, any luck?
- No.
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[Groans]
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Look... look, if we
can't find this baby,
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we'll just have to give Buckett
something that looks like one.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about slapping a diaper
on a ham and drawing eyeballs on it.
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[Baby cries]
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Dude! Dude, there he is!
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Jerry: [Gasps]
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Hey, baby Byron.
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Who doesn't want to get Jerry expelled?
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You don't. No, you don't.
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- Stay right there.
- Who's a good boy?
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You're a good boy.
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- Hey, no!
- Whoa!
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- Stop! Hey!
- Whoa, wait!
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You're not a good boy!
You're a very bad boy!
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Ah, my baby! My baby!
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Somebody save my baby!
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[Intense music playing]
253
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[Baby laughs]
254
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[Baby fusses]
255
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[Baby laughs]
256
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Eyes done. [Chuckles]
257
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Now, sit still, darling.
258
00:12:01,569 --> 00:12:05,349
I'm gonna spray on that smile.
259
00:12:06,474 --> 00:12:10,025
This is never gonna work. I can't
believe you didn't bring any makeup.
260
00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:11,846
Well, don't worry, Rudy.
I got all the beauty
261
00:12:11,847 --> 00:12:14,160
supplies we'll need at
the breakfast buffet.
262
00:12:14,161 --> 00:12:17,953
Now put more bacon in her hair.
263
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:22,934
And we'll use these
donuts to powder her face.
264
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Yeah.
265
00:12:24,682 --> 00:12:28,152
And... to bring out her lips...
266
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This jelly will do just fine.
267
00:12:35,012 --> 00:12:37,892
What do you think?
268
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Do you think they'll like me?
269
00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:42,784
Oh, of course they will, honey.
270
00:12:42,785 --> 00:12:45,092
You're smart, and pretty,
and you smell like bacon.
271
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[Giggles]
272
00:12:45,902 --> 00:12:49,442
And who doesn't like bacon?
273
00:12:49,696 --> 00:12:52,949
I can't wait to get out there
with my stick and streamer.
274
00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:55,110
[Giggles]
275
00:12:55,372 --> 00:13:00,709
Your stick and streamer's not
gonna cut it, doughnut face.
276
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:04,010
Kickin' it with you!
277
00:13:04,546 --> 00:13:06,646
[Grunts]
278
00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:14,407
[Clears throat]
279
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,190
How the heck did you get up here?
280
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Took the elevator.
281
00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:21,848
Look, you gotta stop fooling around, man.
Buckett will be back for Byron any minute.
282
00:13:21,849 --> 00:13:24,131
Jerry, I'm not fooling around.
I just climbed all by my...
283
00:13:24,132 --> 00:13:27,012
Jack! There he is.
284
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,353
[Gurgles]
285
00:13:29,354 --> 00:13:31,754
I got this.
286
00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,783
Now, you get back here
this instant, young man!
287
00:13:34,784 --> 00:13:36,944
[Giggles]
288
00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:40,746
Well, that's all I had.
289
00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:45,118
Here, baby Byron. Hey, hey!
290
00:13:45,119 --> 00:13:47,541
- No, no!
- No!
291
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,582
[Gasps]
292
00:13:50,991 --> 00:13:53,271
Let's go.
293
00:13:55,767 --> 00:14:00,733
I made a big mistake
volunteering for this mission.
294
00:14:00,734 --> 00:14:04,874
Seeing a dirty diaper changes a man.
295
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,873
[Spits]
296
00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,452
[Grunts]
297
00:14:18,372 --> 00:14:24,272
If I don't make it, give this
letter to my girlfriend, Julie.
298
00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:28,159
[Screaming]
299
00:14:32,475 --> 00:14:34,755
[Screaming]
300
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,160
[Lock jiggles]
301
00:14:40,282 --> 00:14:43,818
Don't worry. The handle's baby proofed.
302
00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:46,759
Ha ha! Dumb babies.
303
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,632
[Drill whirs]
304
00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:53,019
[Screaming]
305
00:14:57,558 --> 00:14:59,226
I'm gonna scream.
306
00:14:59,227 --> 00:15:01,207
Aah...
307
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,534
Oh, no!
308
00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:10,502
No, Eddie!
309
00:15:10,503 --> 00:15:11,932
Eddie!
310
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:14,765
Oh, no! They got him!
311
00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:17,526
Good-bye, Milton.
312
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:21,773
Hello, Julie.
313
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,804
Ow, stop.
314
00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:32,147
That's it, babies. I've had enough.
315
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:36,314
I may go down, but I'm
going down fighting.
316
00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:38,535
[Grunting]
317
00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:43,722
[Laughing]
318
00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:49,226
Do it again. They like it.
319
00:15:49,227 --> 00:15:51,147
Okay.
320
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,651
[Grunting]
321
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,278
- Oops.
- Whoa.
322
00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,499
[Laughing]
323
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:07,787
And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you!
324
00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:08,999
[Orchestral music plays]
325
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,627
[Cheers and applause]
326
00:16:11,628 --> 00:16:15,207
Look what I got for you. You can
wear it during the talent portion.
327
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,000
That's beautiful. Where'd you get it?
328
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,335
Where do you think I got it? I
took it off a little girl's head.
329
00:16:20,336 --> 00:16:22,115
Here, put this on.
330
00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:25,982
Now, remember, when you get out
there, you gotta march like this.
331
00:16:25,983 --> 00:16:28,250
High knees. Get those
high knees up there.
332
00:16:28,251 --> 00:16:31,386
And don't forget to
smile. And... and big eyes.
333
00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:32,607
Big eyes!
334
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:35,447
- That's the most important thing.
- No, no. High knees are important.
335
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:36,343
High knees.
336
00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:37,577
- High knees.
- Big eyes.
337
00:16:37,578 --> 00:16:38,976
- High knees!
- Big eyes!
338
00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:40,247
- Big eyes!
- High knees!
339
00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:42,013
Big... wait, where are you going?
340
00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:43,483
I just want to go home.
341
00:16:43,484 --> 00:16:44,550
Why?
342
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:48,631
Because you people are acting crazy!
343
00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:52,623
Come on. Let's just go.
344
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:02,078
Oh, Rudy. What have we done?
345
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:04,199
Announcer: Please welcome
to the stage, Gracie Bell.
346
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,115
Gracie?
347
00:17:06,116 --> 00:17:11,040
Here, take your stick,
and you wave your ribbon.
348
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:13,514
- And you better win because I...
- Rudy!
349
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:17,585
Right. Sorry, just go out
there and have a great time.
350
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:22,422
Yeah, get out there and
fly your freak flag, sister!
351
00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:25,423
[Disco music playing]
352
00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:35,725
[All clapping rhythmically]
353
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,905
She really is an awkward little beast.
354
00:17:39,906 --> 00:17:44,766
Yeah, but she's a happy
awkward little beast.
355
00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:51,067
- Shall we?
- Oh. Let's. [Chuckles]
356
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:05,978
[Laughing]
357
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,992
There he is.
358
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,633
Save him, Jack!
359
00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:26,619
Watch out, he's sliding!
360
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,720
[Grunts]
361
00:18:29,557 --> 00:18:31,458
Jerry, I'm losing my grip.
362
00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:33,172
- Ah.
- [Grunts]
363
00:18:33,173 --> 00:18:35,333
Come on.
364
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,928
[Grunting]
365
00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:48,654
- Nice save, Jerry.
- I'm never having kids.
366
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:51,160
Look! Here comes Principal Buckett.
367
00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:54,881
I'll lower you down, hang on.
368
00:19:01,769 --> 00:19:03,030
[Fussing]
369
00:19:03,031 --> 00:19:05,971
Shh. Shh, shh, shh.
370
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:20,185
Oh, Jerry. [Chuckles] There you are.
371
00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:23,743
Oh, you should have seen me. I was
like a human firecracker. [Chuckles]
372
00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:26,281
What are you... what are
you two doing outside?
373
00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:29,620
Uh... we just... we just
wanted to grab some fresh air.
374
00:19:29,621 --> 00:19:31,716
Oh. Say, he wasn't, uh...
375
00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:35,427
He wasn't climbing up on
any of this stuff, was he?
376
00:19:35,428 --> 00:19:37,444
No. Why?
377
00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:41,836
Oh, because, uh, he's
absolutely terrified of heights.
378
00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:44,597
Sure, okay. Okay.
379
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:50,255
Thanks for everything you did.
I'll see you at school on Monday.
380
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,416
[Exhales]
381
00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,699
That was fun. Can we
come back tomorrow, mommy?
382
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,860
All: No!
383
00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:07,339
Dojo day care is officially closed.
384
00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:10,235
[Sighs]
385
00:20:10,236 --> 00:20:12,962
Well... that's it. We're done.
386
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:15,207
All the kids have been picked up.
387
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:18,924
Not quite. There's still one kid left.
388
00:20:18,925 --> 00:20:21,241
Little Matty Edsall.
389
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,762
- Matty?
- Matty?
390
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,127
Where is she?
391
00:20:24,128 --> 00:20:25,466
All: Matty?
392
00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:28,335
- Come on, Matty.
- Matty? Oh. There she is.
393
00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:30,184
She's outside in the courtyard.
394
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,806
[Baby crying, machinery creaking]
395
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:34,775
Milton, Eddie?
396
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,596
This one's yours.
397
00:20:39,881 --> 00:20:42,908
Kickin' it with you!
398
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,124
Our hand prints are
gonna be here forever.
399
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:48,683
An immortal testament to
our enduring friendship.
400
00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:53,854
- Rudy, it's been 10 minutes. Is it set?
- Has it been that long? We're good.
401
00:20:53,855 --> 00:20:55,923
[Grunts]
402
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:58,492
- What?
- Rudy, we're stuck.
403
00:20:58,493 --> 00:21:02,830
All right, nobody panic. I'm sure
this has happened before. [Chuckles]
404
00:21:02,831 --> 00:21:04,899
Worst. Babysitters.
405
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,779
Ever.
406
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