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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,447 --> 00:00:09,630 Kiai! Kiai. 2 00:00:09,631 --> 00:00:11,551 Kiai! 3 00:00:11,710 --> 00:00:13,774 Wow Jack, how do you do that? 4 00:00:13,775 --> 00:00:16,340 It comes from inside me, it's my Kiai. 5 00:00:16,341 --> 00:00:20,670 The boy's in my family get their Kiai's removed, it's tradition. 6 00:00:20,671 --> 00:00:24,322 A Kiai is the sound you make when you release the power of your inner self. 7 00:00:24,323 --> 00:00:27,528 Come on, guys! Free your inner beast. 8 00:00:27,529 --> 00:00:29,444 Kiai! 9 00:00:29,445 --> 00:00:31,365 Kiai! 10 00:00:31,879 --> 00:00:33,685 Koo... 11 00:00:33,686 --> 00:00:35,219 [Laughing] 12 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:37,931 Your inner beast sounds like a sick dove. 13 00:00:37,932 --> 00:00:39,792 Gah! 14 00:00:41,506 --> 00:00:45,532 Oh, are you and Rudy ready for the big Sensei-Student tournament this week? 15 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:49,049 Totally, and since I'll be competing with Rudy, I've been training my butt off. 16 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:52,849 Dude, our timing during the routine has to be perfect. You know how competitive he is. 17 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:58,439 Jack, I hope you're prepared for our trip to San Francisco, because I know I am. 18 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:02,355 I found my rubber vomit, and my deluxe whoopee cushion. 19 00:01:02,356 --> 00:01:04,012 What makes it deluxe? 20 00:01:04,013 --> 00:01:05,717 [Fart sound] 21 00:01:05,718 --> 00:01:07,141 - Oh! - Ugh! 22 00:01:07,142 --> 00:01:09,422 The smell. 23 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:13,387 Rudy you're not taking this competition seriously, don't you wanna win? 24 00:01:13,388 --> 00:01:16,395 Come on, let's just go and have fun, make some memories. 25 00:01:16,396 --> 00:01:18,676 Road trip! 26 00:01:21,346 --> 00:01:25,696 Alright see you later guys. I got a little pre-anniversary gift for Julie. 27 00:01:25,697 --> 00:01:28,445 I made a chocolate rose by hand. 28 00:01:28,446 --> 00:01:30,905 What happened to my rose? 29 00:01:30,906 --> 00:01:36,246 Oh dude, it looks like someone ate the head off it. 30 00:01:36,602 --> 00:01:39,842 My rose! My sweet rose! 31 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:42,150 [Panting] 32 00:01:46,047 --> 00:01:47,870 Ah! Ha! 33 00:01:47,871 --> 00:01:49,018 Yah! 34 00:01:49,019 --> 00:01:50,819 Oh! 35 00:01:51,851 --> 00:01:53,898 You just met my inner beast. 36 00:01:53,899 --> 00:01:57,285 Oh, dude Eddie ate some of your rose too. 37 00:01:57,286 --> 00:01:58,876 [Grunts] 38 00:01:58,877 --> 00:02:01,298 - [Yelling] - Ah! 39 00:02:01,299 --> 00:02:03,173 [Rock music playing] 40 00:02:03,174 --> 00:02:04,178 - Don't... - Don't... 41 00:02:04,179 --> 00:02:05,159 - You... - You... 42 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,418 Get all tough with me! 43 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:07,165 I'm saying... 44 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:08,174 - Won't... - Won't... 45 00:02:08,175 --> 00:02:09,101 - You... - You... 46 00:02:09,102 --> 00:02:10,522 Come kick it with me? 47 00:02:10,523 --> 00:02:12,791 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 48 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:14,693 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 49 00:02:14,694 --> 00:02:19,862 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 50 00:02:19,863 --> 00:02:21,887 Here we go, let's start the party! 51 00:02:21,888 --> 00:02:23,437 Chop it up like it's karate. 52 00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:24,806 Everybody! 53 00:02:24,807 --> 00:02:26,092 - Don't... - Don't... 54 00:02:26,093 --> 00:02:27,109 - You... - You... 55 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:28,329 Get all tough with me! 56 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:29,065 I'm saying... 57 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,104 - Won't... - Won't... 58 00:02:30,105 --> 00:02:31,014 - You... - You... 59 00:02:31,015 --> 00:02:32,477 Come kick it with me? 60 00:02:32,478 --> 00:02:35,034 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 61 00:02:35,035 --> 00:02:36,765 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 62 00:02:36,766 --> 00:02:42,666 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 63 00:02:46,706 --> 00:02:49,392 - Woo hoo look at this! - Yeah. 64 00:02:49,393 --> 00:02:52,764 - Pretty sweet, huh Jack? - Mm hmm. 65 00:02:52,765 --> 00:02:54,335 Uh... 66 00:02:54,336 --> 00:02:58,836 I think you left a bag out in the hall. 67 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,342 Nice room. 68 00:03:05,343 --> 00:03:06,781 Okay, we'll unpack, 69 00:03:06,782 --> 00:03:09,596 have a great night's sleep then hit the ground running in the morning. 70 00:03:09,597 --> 00:03:15,298 - I just need one drawer, you can have... - Don't need it. 71 00:03:15,299 --> 00:03:16,682 What are you doing? 72 00:03:16,683 --> 00:03:18,926 These hotel movie prices are outrageous! 73 00:03:18,927 --> 00:03:22,669 That's why I always bring my own satellite dish. 74 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,782 Are you sure that's a good idea? 75 00:03:24,783 --> 00:03:27,476 I do it all the time. 76 00:03:27,477 --> 00:03:30,837 [Crashing] [Electrical pop] 77 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:34,513 [Glass shattering] [Car alarm] 78 00:03:35,936 --> 00:03:40,183 Milton, do you like my special anniversary card? 79 00:03:40,184 --> 00:03:42,379 Yeah it's really sweet. 80 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:44,540 And big. 81 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:48,195 As big as my love for you. 82 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:03,186 I'll treasure it always. 83 00:04:05,692 --> 00:04:08,553 - Hey guys what's up? - We just came from Spanish. 84 00:04:08,554 --> 00:04:11,219 Jerry's bummed because he failed another test. 85 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:14,817 Which is kind of weird, because I speak it fluently. 86 00:04:14,818 --> 00:04:17,578 [Speaking Spanish] 87 00:04:17,739 --> 00:04:19,338 What does that mean? 88 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:23,915 Well how am I supposed to know, I just told you I'm failing Spanish. 89 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:27,280 Forget Spanish, I've got girl problems. 90 00:04:27,281 --> 00:04:32,741 - Girls don't even talk to you. - That's the problem. 91 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:36,428 You know what your problem is? You lack confidence. 92 00:04:36,429 --> 00:04:39,606 When you ask a girl out, make her feel that if she doesn't go out with you... 93 00:04:39,607 --> 00:04:40,867 It's her loss. 94 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:44,670 And you, you speak the language, don't look at it as taking a test... 95 00:04:44,671 --> 00:04:49,250 Look at it as if you're having a conversation with a piece of paper. 96 00:04:49,251 --> 00:04:51,376 Hey that might actually work. 97 00:04:51,377 --> 00:04:54,902 Milton, where's all this great advice coming from? 98 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,524 I don't know. 99 00:04:56,525 --> 00:05:00,846 But yesterday when I did that Kiai, I think I woke up my inner voice. 100 00:05:00,847 --> 00:05:03,087 Now I see everything so clearly. 101 00:05:03,088 --> 00:05:04,786 Kiai! Oh. 102 00:05:04,787 --> 00:05:06,587 Ah! 103 00:05:06,648 --> 00:05:09,948 I think I tore my Kiai. 104 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:17,130 [Slurping loudly] 105 00:05:17,131 --> 00:05:19,283 [ Kung Fu movie on TV ] 106 00:05:19,284 --> 00:05:21,084 Oh. 107 00:05:42,113 --> 00:05:45,173 [Wind chimes clanging] 108 00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:51,760 Rudy! What the heck are you doing? 109 00:05:51,761 --> 00:05:56,141 Oh, having trouble sleeping huh? Me too. 110 00:05:56,938 --> 00:06:00,901 - See what's on TV? - I don't care what's on TV... 111 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:04,286 Whoa! It's Bobby Wasabi in "The Big Book Beat-Down". 112 00:06:04,287 --> 00:06:05,525 Yeah, I love this part, 113 00:06:05,526 --> 00:06:09,143 this is where he takes out the evil librarians with an almanac. 114 00:06:09,144 --> 00:06:13,082 Both: "No, you're overdue sister". 115 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,180 Here we go Bobby and his partner are about to 116 00:06:15,181 --> 00:06:17,964 pull off the greatest karate move of all time. 117 00:06:17,965 --> 00:06:20,188 Both: The Wasabi Whip. 118 00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:23,969 Here it comes, they run at each other, they lock Nun chucks... 119 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:27,510 Whoa, dude they're airborne! 120 00:06:27,552 --> 00:06:30,543 You know if we did that move in competition... 121 00:06:30,544 --> 00:06:33,739 - We would... - Be dead. 122 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:36,093 That move is practically impossible. 123 00:06:36,094 --> 00:06:40,680 Bobby trained for over ten years, and was still only able to do it one time. 124 00:06:40,681 --> 00:06:46,581 Look it's almost time to get up, we should probably get to bed. 125 00:06:50,652 --> 00:06:51,767 What's that? 126 00:06:51,768 --> 00:06:54,976 Well sometimes I have a hard time falling asleep in hotels... 127 00:06:54,977 --> 00:06:58,056 This little machine makes a bunch of different soothing sounds. 128 00:06:58,057 --> 00:07:02,244 "The calming beaches of Mexico", my favorite. 129 00:07:02,245 --> 00:07:05,005 [Sounds of waves] 130 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:11,618 [ La Cucaracha plays ] 131 00:07:15,564 --> 00:07:17,738 Kickin' it with you. 132 00:07:17,739 --> 00:07:20,783 Dude I took your advice, and look what I got on my Spanish test. 133 00:07:20,784 --> 00:07:23,495 She gave me two stacked up "D"'s. 134 00:07:23,496 --> 00:07:28,706 Jerry, that's not two stacked up "D"s, that's a "B". 135 00:07:28,707 --> 00:07:30,627 Whoa! 136 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,726 A "B"? 137 00:07:33,727 --> 00:07:37,157 Tonight, it's just the two us. 138 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:41,051 Double feature, and that means back to back Eddie. 139 00:07:41,052 --> 00:07:43,632 [Clicks tongue] 140 00:07:44,342 --> 00:07:46,142 Ah! 141 00:07:47,247 --> 00:07:51,187 Ever since I took your advice, I can't keep the girls at school away. 142 00:07:51,188 --> 00:07:54,282 Dude, everybody's talking about how you changed us. 143 00:07:54,283 --> 00:07:57,330 - Check it out! - Yeah. 144 00:07:57,331 --> 00:07:59,776 They all want your advice. 145 00:07:59,777 --> 00:08:05,322 That's the power of my inner voice. I really have unleashed my beast. 146 00:08:05,323 --> 00:08:06,276 There you are, 147 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:09,026 I wanted to talk to you about our anniversary dinner tomorrow night. 148 00:08:09,027 --> 00:08:11,199 I would love to talk with you Julie. 149 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,802 But you're going to have to go to the back of the line. 150 00:08:13,803 --> 00:08:15,212 What? 151 00:08:15,213 --> 00:08:18,815 Hello I'm Milton, how can I fix you? 152 00:08:18,816 --> 00:08:20,676 Gah! 153 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:26,908 Trent Darby, checking in to the penthouse. 154 00:08:26,909 --> 00:08:28,569 [Bell rings] 155 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:32,290 - Trent Darby? - I don't believe it. 156 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:34,389 Little Rudy Gillespie. 157 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:38,410 You got a job here! Good for you! 158 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,824 Be careful with our bags. 159 00:08:40,825 --> 00:08:44,605 Oh! No, no I don't work here. 160 00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:48,412 So what are doing in town? 161 00:08:48,413 --> 00:08:51,530 We were on our way to the Grandmaster Championship's in Japan, 162 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,608 and we thought we'd drop in and grab a quick trophy, 163 00:08:53,609 --> 00:08:55,719 at the Sensei-Student tournament. 164 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:00,944 This is Donnie my best student he's a master of the ** discipline. 165 00:09:00,945 --> 00:09:03,603 Uh well, this is my best student Jack... 166 00:09:03,604 --> 00:09:06,031 And he is also a master of the maraheshee... 167 00:09:06,032 --> 00:09:09,321 Mooshu... mooshe... hesu... 168 00:09:09,322 --> 00:09:10,721 He does that too! 169 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:12,642 Hyah! 170 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,927 Oh! You two are here to compete? 171 00:09:15,928 --> 00:09:17,849 Ha ha ha! 172 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,921 You never learn do you Rudy? 173 00:09:19,922 --> 00:09:23,942 This is gonna be great. Ha ha ha! 174 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:28,493 That guy seems like a jerk, it's going to be great to compete against him right Rudy? 175 00:09:28,494 --> 00:09:32,123 Oh, were not going to be competing against him. 176 00:09:32,124 --> 00:09:34,318 - Why? - Because we're checking out! 177 00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:38,159 Check out! Check out! Check out! 178 00:09:40,024 --> 00:09:42,469 Just because you ran into some jerk from your past, 179 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:45,909 you're gonna quit the tournament march down to the lobby and walk out the front door. 180 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:50,788 Of course not, you're gonna zip me in your suitcase and throw me out the window. 181 00:09:50,789 --> 00:09:54,766 You've always said you don't run away from a challenge, you face it head on. 182 00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:59,141 You shouldn't listen to me, I just asked you to throw me out the window. 183 00:09:59,142 --> 00:10:00,891 What is it about this guy? 184 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:04,312 Trent Darby stole my life. 185 00:10:05,636 --> 00:10:10,676 Look, my girlfriend Lenore is sitting over there. 186 00:10:11,063 --> 00:10:14,578 So I'm going to show off for her, and destroy you! 187 00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:17,862 My fists are going to be flying so fast you'll never even... 188 00:10:17,863 --> 00:10:19,663 Oh! 189 00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:23,935 Why am I on the ground? 190 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:29,908 My girlfriend Lenore and I, are kind of going through a little bit of a thing. 191 00:10:29,909 --> 00:10:33,115 So I'm going to be taking my anger out on your face! 192 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:35,516 - Ya! - Oh! 193 00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:38,967 I'm on the ground again aren't I? 194 00:10:38,968 --> 00:10:43,708 My girlfriend is clearly now your girlfriend. 195 00:10:44,189 --> 00:10:47,994 So I was really hoping that you could take it easy on me because... 196 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:52,435 My self-esteem is at an all time low... 197 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,565 Thanks for listening. 198 00:10:56,587 --> 00:10:58,600 After beating me, his life took off. 199 00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:02,349 You know he got all the confidence, the string of dojos. 200 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,645 And the Lenore. 201 00:11:04,646 --> 00:11:06,572 And I wound up... 202 00:11:06,573 --> 00:11:08,811 Where I am. 203 00:11:08,812 --> 00:11:11,510 There's nothing wrong with where you are. 204 00:11:11,511 --> 00:11:15,306 You're a great Sensei, and you mean everything to your students. 205 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,913 You know what, we're going to stay right here and do the best we can. 206 00:11:18,914 --> 00:11:21,074 Together. 207 00:11:21,319 --> 00:11:23,956 You know what Jack? 208 00:11:23,957 --> 00:11:25,442 You're right. 209 00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:30,000 Thank you that is exactly the kind of pep talk that I needed. 210 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,580 [Farting sound] 211 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:35,102 You really need to get rid of that whoopee cushion. 212 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:40,022 Yes, because that was definitely the whoopee cushion. 213 00:11:40,023 --> 00:11:41,658 Kickin' it with you. 214 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,638 Where have you been? 215 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:45,879 Only selling out my first seminar. 216 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,084 It's going to be right here tomorrow night in the dojo. 217 00:11:48,085 --> 00:11:51,201 It's called "holla, at your inner winner". 218 00:11:51,202 --> 00:11:54,618 What? Tomorrows our anniversary. 219 00:11:54,619 --> 00:11:58,640 You gotta understand. Milton doesn't just belong to you guys anymore. 220 00:11:58,641 --> 00:12:01,105 Milton belongs to the world. 221 00:12:01,106 --> 00:12:06,110 Now that my inner beast is released, I've become a strong independent warrior! 222 00:12:06,111 --> 00:12:07,082 [Phone beeps] 223 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:11,849 Mommy, could you pick me up? My bike has a flat. 224 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:15,810 Well then what do I pay you for? 225 00:12:18,056 --> 00:12:20,276 [Grunting] 226 00:12:21,363 --> 00:12:25,697 Come on Jack! We've been over, and over, and over, this! 227 00:12:25,698 --> 00:12:29,683 - Where are your toes? - On my feet? 228 00:12:29,684 --> 00:12:31,914 No, see your toes are pointed toward Canada, 229 00:12:31,915 --> 00:12:34,310 and my toes are pointed towards Memphis. 230 00:12:34,311 --> 00:12:38,751 Well how about we compromise and have our toes and meet in, Cleveland? 231 00:12:38,752 --> 00:12:40,532 [Laughing] 232 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,018 What are you laughing at? 233 00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:45,593 I know we're hideous, get out! 234 00:12:45,594 --> 00:12:47,443 I know you're stressed about beating Trent but, 235 00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:49,127 dude what happened to the guy who wanted to 236 00:12:49,128 --> 00:12:50,975 come and have some fun and make some memories? 237 00:12:50,976 --> 00:12:54,489 That guy's dead, and your toes killed him. 238 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,775 You convinced me, that we could compete. 239 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,732 - I'm doing the best I can. - Well your best isn't good enough! 240 00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:01,885 You're an embarrassment. 241 00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:04,013 I'm the embarrassment? 242 00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:05,746 - I'm outta here. - Fine! 243 00:13:05,747 --> 00:13:08,447 Fine! Walk away! 244 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:13,183 Hey, there's the guy... 245 00:13:13,184 --> 00:13:14,770 Come here. 246 00:13:14,771 --> 00:13:18,917 Listen uh, do you know how to use Nun chucks, and break a board? 247 00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:23,452 And would you mind if I get a quick little peek at your toes? 248 00:13:23,453 --> 00:13:26,393 [Drum roll, fanfare] 249 00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,781 [Audience cheers] 250 00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:41,054 Kiai! 251 00:13:44,635 --> 00:13:47,093 Can I get a holla? 252 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,074 Holla! 253 00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:51,008 Yeah! 254 00:13:52,552 --> 00:13:55,852 Why is a mouse a mouse? 255 00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:58,480 Because he squeaks. 256 00:13:58,481 --> 00:14:01,638 Why is a lion a lion? 257 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:04,399 Because he roars! 258 00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:07,282 Which is lion for "holla"! 259 00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:08,814 Holla! 260 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,408 Yes! I can bring it out of you. 261 00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:13,625 - I can! Do you trust me? - Mm hmm. 262 00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:17,922 Do you? Well I trust you! Front row catch me. 263 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,903 [Thud] 264 00:14:20,762 --> 00:14:22,752 I'm okay. 265 00:14:22,753 --> 00:14:24,733 Holla! 266 00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:28,334 [Grunting] 267 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,182 [Yells] 268 00:14:42,659 --> 00:14:45,119 Hello Lenore. 269 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:49,610 I see you've really let yourself go. 270 00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:55,917 Nice! We got the high score. 271 00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:58,909 Nice? 272 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:03,053 You cost us the perfect score! You didn't have full extension on your side kicks. 273 00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:06,466 We came here to show these losers what perfection looks like. 274 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,707 You're an embarrassment. 275 00:15:12,597 --> 00:15:16,032 None should talk to you like that. 276 00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:19,044 No one should talk to anyone like that. 277 00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:22,015 Thanks but, I don't really care what he says, I mean... 278 00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:25,796 He's my Sensei, not my friend. 279 00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:31,594 Jack! I'm so glad you're here. 280 00:15:31,595 --> 00:15:35,566 I'm not a quitter, if I start something I finish it. 281 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:39,581 Look, I said something that I never should have said. 282 00:15:39,582 --> 00:15:41,841 You're not the embarrassment. 283 00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:43,731 I'm the embarrassment. 284 00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:45,580 Rudy... 285 00:15:45,581 --> 00:15:50,283 Even though you sometimes turn into a flaming nutcase... 286 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,536 I know you're always going to be there for me. 287 00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:54,903 And I'm always going to be there for you. 288 00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:56,609 Thanks Jack. 289 00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:59,667 Uh, you know if we get a perfect score we could still win this. 290 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,352 We just have to do something they've never seen before. 291 00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:04,020 Are you thinking, what I'm thinking? 292 00:16:04,021 --> 00:16:06,060 The Wasabi Whip. 293 00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:07,185 Oh. 294 00:16:07,186 --> 00:16:11,238 I was thinking man tassels, but the Wasabi Whip is good! 295 00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:13,029 Do you really think we can do it? 296 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,871 Rudy we've seen that movie a hundred times, 297 00:16:14,872 --> 00:16:18,799 when you and I work together nothing's impossible. 298 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,580 What the heck is a man tassel? 299 00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:26,917 Holla! Holla! Holla! 300 00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:27,982 All right! 301 00:16:27,983 --> 00:16:31,792 Let's take a question from a winner in waiting! 302 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,306 Uh... 303 00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:36,632 You, you in the back. I can't see you but go ahead. 304 00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:37,951 I have a boyfriend, 305 00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:42,133 and because of his new success he no longer has time for me in his life. 306 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,584 Or his friends. 307 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:48,054 Yeah, he's turned into a real snot-donkey! 308 00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:50,441 Sometimes you've got to be a hotel operator 309 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:53,233 and give snot-donkey's in your life a wake-up call. 310 00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:56,627 - Can I get a holla? - Holla! 311 00:16:56,628 --> 00:16:59,363 You've got to remind this guy of what's important to him. 312 00:16:59,364 --> 00:17:02,289 In fact give this jerk a call right now. 313 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:07,915 Do it now, do it now, do it now, do it now, do it now! 314 00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:10,496 [Phone ringing] 315 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,470 Hello? 316 00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:17,726 I miss you jerk. 317 00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:21,451 - Julie? - You're not a nice person anymore. 318 00:17:21,452 --> 00:17:23,558 I want the old Milton back. 319 00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:26,617 - We all do. - Yeah. 320 00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:29,310 What have I done? 321 00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:33,408 They're talking about me ladies and gentlemen. 322 00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:37,171 You see this ponytail? Like me... 323 00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:38,755 It's a fake. 324 00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,479 [Crowd gasps] 325 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,279 Guys I'm sorry. 326 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,230 I got so wrapped up in thinking I could fix everybody else's life, 327 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,516 that I forgot what was important to me... 328 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,287 My friends. 329 00:17:49,288 --> 00:17:52,026 Here's the difference between these people and you... 330 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:55,747 You guys, I know I can trust. 331 00:17:56,028 --> 00:17:58,008 [Thud] 332 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:04,560 - Hey you wanna go catch a movie? - Sounds good. 333 00:18:07,115 --> 00:18:11,320 - I had that coming didn't I? - Little bit. 334 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:12,566 If you're still willing, 335 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:16,810 I'd like to take you to a romantic anniversary dinner at Cheesy Chads. 336 00:18:16,811 --> 00:18:21,377 Order anything you want, I just made $19,000. 337 00:18:21,378 --> 00:18:23,358 Holla! 338 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:30,456 Trent and Donnie are still in the lead as we give it up for our final competitors... 339 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,857 Team Wasabi! 340 00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,893 [Grunts] 341 00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:53,409 [Yells] 342 00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:58,704 [Grunts] 343 00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:03,387 [Yells] 344 00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:06,811 [Rock music] 345 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,612 Go! 346 00:19:19,815 --> 00:19:21,301 Woo! Yeah! 347 00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:22,966 Oh! 348 00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:26,750 - I'm losing my grip! - Don't worry I've got you. 349 00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,694 - No I don't! - Whoa! 350 00:19:28,695 --> 00:19:30,495 Ah! 351 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,590 Whoa! 352 00:19:34,511 --> 00:19:36,311 Ow! 353 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:39,793 He broke my nose Lenore! 354 00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:42,485 Ah! My beautiful, beautiful nose! 355 00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:44,286 Ah! 356 00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:46,892 Rudy, you okay buddy? 357 00:19:46,893 --> 00:19:49,113 [Laughing] 358 00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:53,313 I guess it didn't work out too well did it? 359 00:19:53,314 --> 00:19:55,432 No, not even a little bit. 360 00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:59,165 Dude, I don't care that Trent beat us, we had fun! 361 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,914 This whole trip was all about making memories and we just made a great one. 362 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,386 - Give me some. - Mm. 363 00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:06,973 Oh! 364 00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,894 Yeah! 365 00:20:08,994 --> 00:20:12,440 Ladies and gentlemen team Wasabi just recorded the 366 00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:15,318 lowest score in the history of this tournament. 367 00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:16,973 - Yeah! - Yeah, we did! 368 00:20:16,974 --> 00:20:19,222 You hear that people, what do you think of that, come on? 369 00:20:19,223 --> 00:20:24,614 You people just witnesses some history, lowest score ever! Team Wasabi, give it up! 370 00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:26,244 - Yeah! - Wasabi! 371 00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:28,825 Wasabi! Wasabi! 372 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,580 Wasabi! Wasabi! 373 00:20:31,721 --> 00:20:32,895 Wasabi! 374 00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:35,977 Kickin' it with you. 375 00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:38,646 Our bill is $4,000? 376 00:20:38,647 --> 00:20:39,745 What? 377 00:20:39,746 --> 00:20:42,785 I told you not to order another juice with breakfast! 378 00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:46,026 - Yeah. - Give me that! 379 00:20:49,053 --> 00:20:52,130 Mm, room service $1,500. 380 00:20:52,131 --> 00:20:54,884 - Oh! - $1,100 for a new TV. 381 00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:59,960 $1,400 for volleyball net remove... no, this seems about right. 382 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,832 What are we going to do? 383 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,795 - Oh, hey guys. - Milton? 384 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,852 Dude what are you doing here? 385 00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:09,112 I've been to an away tournament with Rudy before. 386 00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:11,343 I know how expensive things can get. 387 00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:13,032 Let me see. 388 00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:16,070 Oh, this is a cheap one. 389 00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:18,891 Now, let's see... 390 00:21:20,201 --> 00:21:24,341 You know what? Just keep the change. 391 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,938 Alright boys lets go home, I have a helicopter waiting. 392 00:21:27,939 --> 00:21:29,919 Holla! 393 00:21:31,191 --> 00:21:33,678 Hey! Come on! 394 00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:35,241 Kickin' it with you. 395 00:21:35,242 --> 00:21:41,142 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 396 00:21:41,192 --> 00:21:45,742 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29276

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