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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,745 Does your hummus smell worse than it normally does? 2 00:00:10,779 --> 00:00:12,515 It's not the hummus. 3 00:00:12,550 --> 00:00:13,750 It's coming from him. 4 00:00:13,784 --> 00:00:15,552 That's my new cogngne. 5 00:00:15,586 --> 00:00:17,754 It's called "Impurity." 6 00:00:17,788 --> 00:00:20,590 - Aah, hey! - Whoa, dude! 7 00:00:21,793 --> 00:00:24,696 Check it out. Swathmore academy students. 8 00:00:24,730 --> 00:00:27,533 Perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect teeth-- 9 00:00:27,567 --> 00:00:28,901 Perfectly disgusting. 10 00:00:30,308 --> 00:00:31,541 They must have finally realized 11 00:00:31,576 --> 00:00:33,544 Phil makes the best falafel in town. 12 00:00:33,578 --> 00:00:35,413 Put it in a doggie bag, you. 13 00:00:35,447 --> 00:00:37,414 It's for our dogs. 14 00:00:37,449 --> 00:00:39,316 Can you imagine? 15 00:00:39,351 --> 00:00:41,217 He thought we were going to eat this. 16 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,254 What's next-- should we go bathe 17 00:00:45,289 --> 00:00:46,422 In the mall fountain? 18 00:00:47,524 --> 00:00:49,324 Oh, uh, not-- not from 3:00 to 4:00. 19 00:00:49,358 --> 00:00:50,659 That's Jerry time. 20 00:00:52,441 --> 00:00:54,028 Hello, Jerry. 21 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:55,463 I wish I could stay, 22 00:00:55,553 --> 00:00:58,144 But my poor pug is starving. 23 00:00:58,179 --> 00:00:59,512 Woof. 24 00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:03,283 "My poor pug is starving." 25 00:01:03,317 --> 00:01:04,551 "Woof." 26 00:01:04,685 --> 00:01:06,285 Who talks like that? 27 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,454 Unfortunately, no one I know. 28 00:01:09,556 --> 00:01:11,291 They think they're so much better than us 29 00:01:11,325 --> 00:01:12,625 just because they go to a private school. 30 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:15,529 Well, we are eating their dog food. 31 00:01:16,865 --> 00:01:19,023 And they're a week away from showing us up again 32 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,867 during seaford on parade. 33 00:01:20,901 --> 00:01:23,603 You know, I thought our float last year was a winner. 34 00:01:23,637 --> 00:01:25,738 It was ernie the janitor sitting in a shopping cart 35 00:01:25,773 --> 00:01:27,473 with a tube sock on his head. 36 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,162 Winner. 37 00:01:30,317 --> 00:01:32,775 I don't know why they always win the float competition. 38 00:01:32,876 --> 00:01:34,332 I mean, what was so impressive 39 00:01:34,409 --> 00:01:36,199 about their giant space shuttle last year? 40 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,805 It flew. 41 00:01:40,152 --> 00:01:43,467 Don't you get all tough with me 42 00:01:43,557 --> 00:01:47,500 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me 43 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,065 And we could have a ball,run up the wall 44 00:01:50,158 --> 00:01:51,935 That's just how we do 45 00:01:52,039 --> 00:01:54,132 And no matter how much I chop and punch 46 00:01:54,221 --> 00:01:56,867 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you 47 00:01:56,995 --> 00:01:58,966 Here we go,let's start the party 48 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,768 Chop it up like it's karate 49 00:02:00,862 --> 00:02:02,113 Everybody 50 00:02:02,203 --> 00:02:05,700 Don't you get all tough with me 51 00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:09,529 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me 52 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,093 And we could have a ball,run up the wall 53 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:13,875 That's just how we do 54 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:16,134 And no matter how much I chop and punch 55 00:02:16,226 --> 00:02:18,864 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 56 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:23,798 Guess what guys. 57 00:02:24,398 --> 00:02:26,966 I was selected to be the head of the float committee 58 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,301 because I am the only person 59 00:02:28,335 --> 00:02:31,237 who even has a chance of pulling it off. 60 00:02:32,507 --> 00:02:34,313 no one else wanted the job, did they? 61 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:35,534 No, they did not. 62 00:02:36,794 --> 00:02:39,053 It's already seaford on parade? 63 00:02:39,177 --> 00:02:40,941 I hate this time of year. 64 00:02:41,062 --> 00:02:42,408 What's wrong with seaford on parade? 65 00:02:42,556 --> 00:02:45,346 this is the week where the whole town is reminded 66 00:02:45,408 --> 00:02:47,721 of the horrible thing I let happen. 67 00:02:47,865 --> 00:02:50,774 The year was 1996. 68 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:52,114 - Oh, no. - Yep. Here we go. 69 00:02:52,243 --> 00:02:56,275 I was proudly pushing the seaford float down the street. 70 00:02:56,356 --> 00:02:58,718 My theme-- the mighty lentil, 71 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,943 In honor of seaford's number one crop. 72 00:03:01,031 --> 00:03:03,054 I love a good lentil story. 73 00:03:03,869 --> 00:03:06,250 Out of nowhere, ten-- nay! 74 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:09,093 100 rich kids from swathmore academy 75 00:03:09,183 --> 00:03:11,457 attacked me, led by Teddy Kavanagh. 76 00:03:11,593 --> 00:03:13,022 Oh, I fought back. 77 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:14,384 But when the dust settled, 78 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,295 the seaford high flag was gone 79 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,363 and my lentil had been... 80 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,699 violated. 81 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,567 Our flag has been held captive 82 00:03:22,601 --> 00:03:24,335 by swathmore ever since. 83 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,470 Rudy, that happened a long time ago. 84 00:03:26,505 --> 00:03:28,606 You're an adult now. Just go over there and get it back. 85 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:31,475 Yeah. 86 00:03:31,509 --> 00:03:32,642 Maybe you're right. 87 00:03:32,677 --> 00:03:35,411 I am gonna March right over to swathmore academy 88 00:03:35,446 --> 00:03:37,413 And get back what teddy kavanagh took from me. 89 00:03:37,447 --> 00:03:40,482 Do you have any more good lentil stories? 90 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:43,319 Hundreds. Here are my top five. 91 00:03:43,354 --> 00:03:44,821 Oh, no. Not again. 92 00:03:48,826 --> 00:03:51,528 Ladies, ladies. Me, me. Thank you. 93 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:53,597 One of you lucky lasses 94 00:03:53,632 --> 00:03:55,733 will be crowned the pearl of seaford. 95 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:58,669 During the parade, you will ride in regal splendor 96 00:03:58,703 --> 00:04:01,604 in this big plastic clam. 97 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:02,772 Ha ha! 98 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,543 That's right. 99 00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:08,712 This will be some special lady's throne, hmm? 100 00:04:11,549 --> 00:04:14,585 This thing is soaking wet. 101 00:04:14,619 --> 00:04:16,453 Gross! 102 00:04:16,488 --> 00:04:17,688 Cat pee! 103 00:04:24,362 --> 00:04:25,529 Eww! 104 00:04:25,563 --> 00:04:27,330 Sweaty girl in her pajamas 105 00:04:27,365 --> 00:04:28,465 just bumped into me. 106 00:04:28,499 --> 00:04:31,467 Sorry, I was distracted by the giant toilet seat. 107 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:36,472 That is the clam for the pearl of seaford pageant. 108 00:04:36,506 --> 00:04:38,507 Whatever. 109 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:39,742 Too bad they don't have something 110 00:04:39,776 --> 00:04:42,311 for you plain seaford high girls. 111 00:04:42,345 --> 00:04:44,061 Excuse me? 112 00:04:44,129 --> 00:04:46,315 You're not beauty pageant material. 113 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:47,549 You're what we call... 114 00:04:47,584 --> 00:04:49,652 Not beauty pageant material. 115 00:04:49,686 --> 00:04:51,688 Really? Well. 116 00:04:51,722 --> 00:04:54,357 Maybe it's time for one of us plain seaford high girls 117 00:04:54,392 --> 00:04:55,458 to be the pearl. 118 00:04:55,493 --> 00:04:56,760 Never happening, hon. 119 00:04:56,794 --> 00:04:59,462 No seaford high girl will ever know the pleasures 120 00:04:59,497 --> 00:05:00,630 of sitting in that clam. 121 00:05:00,665 --> 00:05:03,600 - We'll see about that. - Oh, yes, we will. 122 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:05,435 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 123 00:05:05,469 --> 00:05:06,603 No. Oh! Oh, my! 124 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:08,471 no, I don't believe it! 125 00:05:08,505 --> 00:05:10,273 That seaford high girl 126 00:05:10,307 --> 00:05:12,609 is getting all up in our clamshell! 127 00:05:12,643 --> 00:05:15,445 Yes, I could get used to this. 128 00:05:15,479 --> 00:05:17,680 I feel like a real princess. 129 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,350 Why is this wet? 130 00:05:36,734 --> 00:05:38,735 Oh-- oh! 131 00:05:43,573 --> 00:05:44,807 Aah! 132 00:05:48,345 --> 00:05:49,545 Aah! 133 00:05:51,581 --> 00:05:53,415 Oh, my g-- 134 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:55,350 Ohh! 135 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:04,593 Mighty polo mallets, what happened?! 136 00:06:04,627 --> 00:06:05,694 There was all these kids, 137 00:06:05,728 --> 00:06:07,429 And they were just-- 138 00:06:07,464 --> 00:06:09,465 Earthquake. 139 00:06:11,434 --> 00:06:12,601 Wait a minute. 140 00:06:12,635 --> 00:06:14,637 Teddy Kavanagh? 141 00:06:15,705 --> 00:06:17,540 You're the headmaster of swathmore? 142 00:06:17,574 --> 00:06:19,742 Oh, I remember you. 143 00:06:19,777 --> 00:06:21,745 You were the little lentil boy. 144 00:06:21,779 --> 00:06:24,381 What was-- Rudy tootie fresh and fruity. 145 00:06:25,584 --> 00:06:26,684 I just go by Rudy now. 146 00:06:26,718 --> 00:06:28,352 Oh, I've heard you've done well. 147 00:06:28,386 --> 00:06:32,357 Teaching jazzercise in a strip mall, isn't it? 148 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:34,493 Actually, I teach karate. 149 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,328 I'm a third-degree black belt 150 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,464 and there's a flavor named after me at the fro-yo den. 151 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,332 What's it called? 152 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,501 Rudy tootie fresh and fruity. 153 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,670 Mm... 154 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,705 Look, 16 years ago, you had your fun 155 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,708 and you took the seaford high flag. 156 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,710 And-- and I'm here because I want it back. 157 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,495 I'm daffy for taffy. 158 00:07:18,737 --> 00:07:20,604 Rudy... 159 00:07:20,638 --> 00:07:22,410 You're never getting that flag. 160 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,145 When I took it, seaford high 161 00:07:24,219 --> 00:07:28,414 officially became the home of the losers. 162 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:32,077 Fine. 163 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,721 I'll leave. 164 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,758 But there is something you should know. 165 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:39,627 I'm the one who pulled down your curtains, 166 00:07:39,661 --> 00:07:42,729 spilled your ink, and broke your swingy ball thingy. 167 00:07:42,764 --> 00:07:44,765 Ha ha! 168 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:49,369 Uh, do you validate parking? 169 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:55,408 Wrong, wrong, wrong. 170 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,510 Turn around. 171 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,712 Oh, sweetie, wronger. 172 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,717 What were you thinking when you put on that abomination? 173 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,685 My aunt loaned me this dress. 174 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,389 Let me say this as delicately as I can... 175 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:12,291 Your aunt does not love you. 176 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:16,528 You know, the pageant's a pretty big deal this year. 177 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:18,497 The winner gets a crown and gets to go to England 178 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,332 to represent seaford for a month. 179 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,601 I don't care about crowns or England. 180 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:25,471 I just want to wipe that smug smirk off of Claire's face. 181 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,407 Farm girl-- 182 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:29,543 You want to win, this is what you do. 183 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,679 Get yourself over to gown depot. 184 00:08:31,713 --> 00:08:33,681 Talk to Georgio, tell him I sent you, 185 00:08:33,715 --> 00:08:35,383 and that you need... 186 00:08:37,353 --> 00:08:39,488 The disaster package. 187 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:41,723 Make it work, Kimberly. 188 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:46,462 I don't need you or Georgio's help. 189 00:08:49,766 --> 00:08:51,433 Give me that. 190 00:08:54,405 --> 00:08:57,373 Jack, this float thing is killing me. 191 00:08:57,407 --> 00:08:58,574 I don't have a theme. 192 00:08:58,608 --> 00:09:00,710 I'm blocked. I'm freaking out, man! 193 00:09:00,744 --> 00:09:02,378 - I'm freaking out! - Eddie. 194 00:09:02,412 --> 00:09:03,579 Eddie, man, just calm down. 195 00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:05,381 We'll help you come up with an idea. Right, guys? 196 00:09:05,415 --> 00:09:07,383 Yeah, let's just do a little free association. 197 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:08,685 You know, spitball. 198 00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:11,320 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that may work. 199 00:09:11,355 --> 00:09:13,523 Uh, why don't you guys just say the first word 200 00:09:13,557 --> 00:09:15,591 that pops into your head when I say... 201 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:16,659 Seaford. 202 00:09:16,693 --> 00:09:18,661 - Seaford! - No, no. 203 00:09:18,695 --> 00:09:20,530 It can't be seaford. 204 00:09:20,564 --> 00:09:21,631 - Any word but-- - but. 205 00:09:21,665 --> 00:09:22,731 No, no. 206 00:09:22,765 --> 00:09:25,268 Dude, just say what pops into your-- 207 00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:26,736 Pops! Keep 'em coming, man. I'm in the zone. 208 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:28,371 Forget it. 209 00:09:29,606 --> 00:09:30,740 Believe that? 210 00:09:30,775 --> 00:09:32,542 Try and help a guy. 211 00:09:32,576 --> 00:09:34,577 Kavanagh wouldn't even validate my parking... 212 00:09:34,612 --> 00:09:36,312 - Rudy! - Hey. 213 00:09:36,347 --> 00:09:37,680 How'd it go over at swathmore? 214 00:09:37,715 --> 00:09:39,549 Actually, it's a-- it's a funny story. 215 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,351 I, uh-- I went down there and-- 216 00:09:41,385 --> 00:09:43,353 This is totally going to make you laugh. 217 00:09:43,387 --> 00:09:45,555 Um... The kid who took the flag 218 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:47,357 is now the headmaster. 219 00:09:47,392 --> 00:09:48,525 It's funny, huh? 220 00:09:49,594 --> 00:09:50,761 It's funny! 221 00:09:50,796 --> 00:09:53,431 So you asked for the flag back and he said no? 222 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:54,666 Yeah. Not only that-- 223 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:56,401 But he said when he took the flag 224 00:09:56,435 --> 00:09:57,669 Seaford high officially became 225 00:09:57,703 --> 00:10:00,505 the home of the losers. 226 00:10:00,539 --> 00:10:02,740 You know what-- that's it. 227 00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:04,641 If they won't give us our flag back, 228 00:10:04,676 --> 00:10:06,376 We're gonna take it. 229 00:10:06,411 --> 00:10:08,345 Then you know what you guys could do-- 230 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,747 You could climb up on that general swathmore statue 231 00:10:10,781 --> 00:10:13,316 in front of the library and put a big bra on it. 232 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,551 And one of those adulty diapers on the horse. 233 00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:17,453 wouldn't that be so... 234 00:10:17,487 --> 00:10:19,554 Wouldn't that-- diaper in the-- 235 00:10:19,589 --> 00:10:21,523 or you guys could just go get the flag back. 236 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:27,828 You know it will be a lot easier 237 00:10:27,955 --> 00:10:29,787 if we had Eddie and Kim here to help us find the flag. 238 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,492 Nah, Kim's building a float for the parade 239 00:10:31,572 --> 00:10:33,252 and Eddie's in the pearl of seaford pageant. 240 00:10:34,138 --> 00:10:36,840 No, wait. Swap 'em. 241 00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:39,661 Now we just have to blend in. 242 00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:41,957 Put these caramel jolly whoppers in your mouth 243 00:10:41,994 --> 00:10:42,747 and bite down. 244 00:10:42,815 --> 00:10:44,153 They'll make our teeth stick together 245 00:10:44,225 --> 00:10:45,912 and we'll sound just like 'em. 246 00:10:47,085 --> 00:10:49,130 - What? - How is biting down on some candy 247 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:50,901 gonna make us sound-- oh. Oh. 248 00:10:51,532 --> 00:10:53,646 Oh, it totally works. 249 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,571 Milton, you're a genius. 250 00:10:57,161 --> 00:10:59,011 And I said, "Pull over, daddums, 251 00:10:59,113 --> 00:11:01,562 "I will not be caught dead in a white ferrari 252 00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:03,107 after memorial day." 253 00:11:04,991 --> 00:11:06,263 Seriously. 254 00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:08,320 What it do, girl? 255 00:11:10,096 --> 00:11:12,453 Hey, let's split up and find our flag. 256 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,790 Just don't draw any attention to yourselves. 257 00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:14,833 - Let's go. - Okay, cool. 258 00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:30,869 Jerry, is that you? 259 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,879 huh? No. 260 00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:36,086 No, I'm, uh... 261 00:11:37,036 --> 00:11:38,937 Forrest. 262 00:11:38,971 --> 00:11:40,664 Locker. 263 00:11:41,889 --> 00:11:44,976 Forrest locker, the 28th. 264 00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:46,911 I know it's you, Jerry. 265 00:11:46,945 --> 00:11:49,042 And I know why you're here. 266 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:52,784 You've come to take something that belongs to you. 267 00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:53,885 You're right. 268 00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:55,953 What will you do with it once it's yours? 269 00:11:55,988 --> 00:11:58,055 I don't know-- probably shove it in my pants and run out of here. 270 00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:02,759 Oh! Jerry, this is my boyfriend Monty. 271 00:12:02,794 --> 00:12:03,893 Monty... 272 00:12:03,928 --> 00:12:05,762 I'm leaving you for Jerry. 273 00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:06,963 Wait, what? 274 00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,998 I'm not Jerry. I'm, uh-- I'm forrest. 275 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,900 I've never met Claire, I've never seen Claire, 276 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:13,635 and I don't know Claire. Tell him, Claire. 277 00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:19,774 Run, Forrest! Run! 278 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,950 Now, where would that flag be? 279 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,821 Ooh! 280 00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:33,990 I've always wanted to try this. 281 00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:36,926 Mm, mm! 282 00:12:36,961 --> 00:12:39,062 Here we go. Ah! 283 00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:41,097 Whoo! 284 00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:47,636 Well, well, well. 285 00:12:47,671 --> 00:12:48,971 There you are, Mumford. 286 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,940 Ready for our rematch? 287 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,942 En garde! 288 00:13:04,688 --> 00:13:05,821 Ha! 289 00:13:10,628 --> 00:13:12,062 Ohh! 290 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:17,967 Gah! 291 00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,736 You're not Mumford. 292 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,771 You're that skinny geek from seaford high. 293 00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:22,872 Get him! 294 00:13:22,906 --> 00:13:25,808 Aah! 295 00:13:28,845 --> 00:13:31,046 Flag's gotta be around here somewhere. 296 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,881 Oh! 297 00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:36,051 This guy is daffy for taffy. 298 00:13:44,861 --> 00:13:48,697 As you know, this Saturday is our yearly humiliation 299 00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:50,833 of seaford high during the parade. 300 00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:53,002 And that Rudy tootie fellow gave me a great idea. 301 00:13:53,037 --> 00:13:55,302 This year, we're going to take it up a notch 302 00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:56,931 by flying their flag 303 00:13:57,017 --> 00:13:59,810 from our pirate ship float. 304 00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:01,979 Does anyone else notice my grizzly inching forward? 305 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,555 Oh! 306 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:12,889 Thank you. 307 00:14:12,924 --> 00:14:14,557 I am out. 308 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,961 That bear ate me during a camping trip two years ago. 309 00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,190 Whoo! 310 00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:20,379 This is a fake bear. 311 00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:22,550 Well, then my excuse makes no sense, 312 00:14:22,553 --> 00:14:24,567 which means I should probably just-- just go. 313 00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:25,868 Get him! 314 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:35,010 Whoa! 315 00:14:38,618 --> 00:14:40,307 Beautiful, Mary Beth. 316 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,718 Just beautiful. 317 00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:45,191 Okay. Up next is Kim Crawford 318 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,689 doing an interpretive dance. 319 00:14:47,723 --> 00:14:49,491 I can't wait. 320 00:14:50,994 --> 00:14:52,861 Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. 321 00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,718 Now let's kick it. 322 00:15:16,753 --> 00:15:19,555 This is my jam! 323 00:15:33,669 --> 00:15:36,470 They're gonna fly our flag on their float? 324 00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:38,939 That taffy-tugging tyrant! 325 00:15:38,974 --> 00:15:41,742 Guys, I've been thinking about this. 326 00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:42,943 I think I've got a solution. 327 00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:44,912 Yeah, me too. 328 00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:46,514 Really? What have you got? 329 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,616 Uh, no. No. I don't know. 330 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:49,850 I thought you were gonna go first, 331 00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,719 And I was just gonna say, "That's what I was thinking." 332 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,556 All the floats start in that hangar by the train station. 333 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:59,792 What if we got our flag back before the parade starts? 334 00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:02,629 Yep, that's what I was thinking. Mm-hmm. 335 00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:04,531 How are we going to get near their float? 336 00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,633 All the swathmore kids know what we look like. 337 00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,536 They'll be guarding that flag. 338 00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:11,839 Guys, I finished our float. 339 00:16:11,874 --> 00:16:13,475 - Great! - Awesome. 340 00:16:13,509 --> 00:16:14,642 What is it? 341 00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:18,613 It's a replica of the screaming log of seaford. 342 00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:21,716 Oh, legend has it that the founder of our town 343 00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:22,818 Crawled into a hollow log 344 00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:24,786 To survive the harsh winter of 1808. 345 00:16:24,821 --> 00:16:26,889 Why do they call it the "Screaming log"? 346 00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:29,758 Unfortunately, a family of wolverines 347 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:30,959 had the same idea. 348 00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:35,597 Guys... 349 00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:37,966 I think I know how we're gonna get our flag back. 350 00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:43,739 All right, Claire. Here's your question. 351 00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:47,577 Why do you think you should be the pearl of seaford? 352 00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:51,514 I'm rich, I'm pretty, 353 00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:53,516 And... 354 00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:54,717 World peace! 355 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:55,818 Thank you, thank you. 356 00:16:57,622 --> 00:17:00,524 No, thank you, Claire. 357 00:17:00,558 --> 00:17:02,492 I think we're all better people... 358 00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:04,494 Having heard that-- huh? Aren't we? 359 00:17:04,528 --> 00:17:06,696 yeah... 360 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,864 Okay, Kimberly. Your turn. 361 00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,865 Seriously? 362 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,433 A 26. 363 00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:12,601 Well, let me tell you-- 364 00:17:12,636 --> 00:17:14,536 If this is what you think is good, 365 00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:16,839 then I'm obviously not your pearl. 366 00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:18,907 Did I mention I take in homeless whales? 367 00:17:18,942 --> 00:17:21,710 Stuff it, Claire. 368 00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:22,845 You know, let me tell you-- 369 00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:24,580 If I was the pearl, 370 00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:27,650 I wouldn't just represent the rich and the pretty people. 371 00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:29,586 I'd represent everyone-- 372 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,822 From the hardworking women in the factories 373 00:17:31,856 --> 00:17:34,891 to the guy at the doughnut shop that eats all the napkins. 374 00:17:34,926 --> 00:17:36,793 Well, maybe not him. 375 00:17:36,828 --> 00:17:38,896 Well, you know what-- 376 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,564 Even him. 377 00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:42,533 Because that's who we are in seaford. 378 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,835 A bunch of crazy, napkin-eating nuts. 379 00:17:56,948 --> 00:17:59,482 You are a pearl, Kim. 380 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,484 An undeniable pearl. 381 00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,786 - - ohh! 382 00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:09,626 Okay, people. We're rolling out in five minutes. 383 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:11,528 Use the bathrooms now. 384 00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:13,897 We all remember what happened to that man last year 385 00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,599 In the swan costume. 386 00:18:18,936 --> 00:18:20,704 Uh, hey, Eddie. 387 00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:21,839 What is that thing? 388 00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,908 Screaming log of seaford. 389 00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:25,810 Um, don't you think you're gonna look a little silly 390 00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:27,511 Pushing that thing down main street? 391 00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:29,547 Kim, you do know 392 00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:31,649 You're sitting in a clam, don't you? 393 00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:35,853 Well played. 394 00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:39,757 What is that thing? 395 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,593 Some kind of a sea turd? 396 00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,496 Your float's a joke. 397 00:18:45,531 --> 00:18:46,764 Ha ha! Joke's on you! 398 00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:50,935 Ha ha! Joke's on you! 399 00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:53,603 Eddie, open the stupid latch. 400 00:18:53,638 --> 00:18:55,605 Oh, my bad. 401 00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,088 Ha ha! Ha ha! 402 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,275 The joke's on you! 403 00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:03,547 We've come to get our flag back. 404 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:06,450 Oh, oh, foot's asleep. 405 00:19:07,219 --> 00:19:07,886 Let's go. 406 00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:10,689 They're taking the ship! 407 00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:15,929 Oh! 408 00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:23,704 You're just a seaford high loser. 409 00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:24,872 And so are your friends. 410 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:27,475 En garde! 411 00:19:27,509 --> 00:19:29,677 - Aah! - Whoa. 412 00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,881 Two minutes. 413 00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,916 Two minutes, please. 414 00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:40,823 Jack! 415 00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:49,801 Great. 416 00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:51,769 Whoa! 417 00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:55,908 Oh, you get back in your clam 418 00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:58,578 right now, young lady. 419 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,947 Whoa! 420 00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,585 I got it, I got it, I got it! 421 00:20:37,619 --> 00:20:38,753 Whoa! 422 00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:40,922 Really? 423 00:20:40,957 --> 00:20:42,957 Thanks for your help. 424 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,725 I heard you won the pageant. 425 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,994 You're looking at the new pearl of seaford. 426 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,596 Uh... This is yours. 427 00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:53,533 So, uh, is the pearl too good 428 00:20:53,568 --> 00:20:54,935 to take a ride with her friends on a log? 429 00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,970 No way! Let's do this. 430 00:20:57,004 --> 00:20:59,539 Kimberly, it's go time. 431 00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:00,907 Let's get back in your clam, girl. 432 00:21:00,941 --> 00:21:02,642 - - uh-oh. 433 00:21:03,844 --> 00:21:07,615 Guys, I think I might be really, really hurt. 434 00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:09,851 I'm driving that clam over to the hospital. 435 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,519 You think this is okay? 436 00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:19,219 Us taking their ship? 437 00:21:19,304 --> 00:21:20,530 They abandoned it. 438 00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:21,555 We might as well. 439 00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:23,243 I feel so bad for Eddie. 440 00:21:23,338 --> 00:21:24,813 He worked so hard on his log. 441 00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:26,936 I'm driving a pirate ship! 442 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,294 Spout your blowholes in the morning 443 00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:33,017 Spout your blowholes in the night 444 00:21:33,097 --> 00:21:34,859 Seaford whales, we stand united 445 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,819 Seaford whales, let's fight fight fight! 446 00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:41,419 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29989

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