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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,929 Hey, Grace. Meatloaf and peas... 2 00:00:11,368 --> 00:00:12,214 Nice. 3 00:00:13,908 --> 00:00:14,890 You know what I do? 4 00:00:15,326 --> 00:00:16,897 Sometimes I take my corn nibblets and-- 5 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:17,759 Will you go out with me? 6 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:18,985 No. 7 00:00:19,064 --> 00:00:20,477 Well, now you don't get 8 00:00:20,564 --> 00:00:22,342 to find out what I do with my corn nibblets. 9 00:00:23,379 --> 00:00:26,280 Dude, you gotta let it go with Grace, man. 10 00:00:26,351 --> 00:00:27,425 You're just not her type. 11 00:00:27,541 --> 00:00:28,541 What's her type? 12 00:00:28,601 --> 00:00:30,528 You know, guys that do things big. 13 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,915 The type of guy that stands out in a crowd. 14 00:00:33,029 --> 00:00:36,340 Hello? Have you seen my new scarf? It looks like a snake. 15 00:00:39,877 --> 00:00:43,659 - What's that smell? - It smells like actual food. 16 00:00:43,724 --> 00:00:45,137 This is the school cafeteria. 17 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,182 It is no place for actual food. 18 00:00:51,497 --> 00:00:52,779 It's them. 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,022 Here we go. The start of football season. 20 00:01:00,096 --> 00:01:01,794 Look at them with their prime rib. 21 00:01:01,882 --> 00:01:03,898 They think they're so much better than us. 22 00:01:04,562 --> 00:01:06,714 Ooh, I'm going to go ask that guy if I can eat his fat. 23 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:07,865 Sit down! 24 00:01:09,729 --> 00:01:11,915 You know, their quarterback just moved away, 25 00:01:12,003 --> 00:01:14,118 and they're holding tryouts to find a replacement. 26 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:15,872 Nice, I guess. 27 00:01:17,422 --> 00:01:18,444 Wait a minute! 28 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:21,069 I think we all know there's someone 29 00:01:21,144 --> 00:01:23,134 sitting right at this table that could replace him. 30 00:01:23,244 --> 00:01:25,336 - If I have to. - I guess I could. I got muscles on muscles. 31 00:01:25,415 --> 00:01:27,663 I was talking about Jack, ya toads. 32 00:01:28,524 --> 00:01:32,309 I would love to, but between school and karate... 33 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:35,090 And I just got a turtle. It's a whole thing. 34 00:01:35,157 --> 00:01:36,646 The walking it alone takes forever. 35 00:01:38,151 --> 00:01:40,080 Jack, you're the most athletic person we know. 36 00:01:40,153 --> 00:01:42,888 - The school needs a quarterback. - And we need meat, man. 37 00:01:42,962 --> 00:01:45,774 Dude, what part of "Got a turtle" Don't you understand? 38 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:51,051 I tell you what, I'll even go with you to the tryout for moral support. 39 00:01:51,121 --> 00:01:52,677 It doesn't just work like that, Milton. 40 00:01:52,748 --> 00:01:55,153 They don't let any kid try out for the football team. 41 00:01:55,209 --> 00:01:56,685 Coach Marmer, Jack would like to try out-- 42 00:01:56,774 --> 00:01:58,890 Great, Jack, we'll see you tomorrow at 3:30 then. 43 00:02:00,684 --> 00:02:02,210 Wait, what just happened? 44 00:02:02,276 --> 00:02:04,963 I'd support you and the team by joining the pep squad again, 45 00:02:05,029 --> 00:02:07,999 but as you know, Grace kicked me off for no reason. 46 00:02:08,071 --> 00:02:10,214 Uh, you drop-kicked our mascot. 47 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,643 He was saying inappropriate things to me through his blowhole. 48 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,222 I belong on that pep squad. Front and center. 49 00:02:18,284 --> 00:02:21,269 And I'll say it, I like being looked at. 50 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,540 Kim, you had your shot. 51 00:02:24,638 --> 00:02:27,222 Okay? Leave the pep to the professionals. 52 00:02:27,292 --> 00:02:30,230 - You have pep? - Oh, I have pep, sister. 53 00:02:30,314 --> 00:02:31,868 Yo, drum line, give me a beat. 54 00:02:33,969 --> 00:02:36,164 S-e-a-f-o-r-d. 55 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,321 S-e-a-f-o-r-d. 56 00:02:38,401 --> 00:02:40,311 Greatest school in history. 57 00:02:40,372 --> 00:02:42,364 Greatest school in history. 58 00:02:42,447 --> 00:02:44,560 Show your spirit, let's March the hall. 59 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,593 Show your spirit, let's March the hall. 60 00:02:46,651 --> 00:02:48,875 Whoa whoa whoa, gonna hit the wall. I'm gonna hit the wall! 61 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:53,032 S-e-a-f-o-r-d. 62 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,865 Don't you get all tough with me 63 00:02:56,941 --> 00:03:00,856 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me 64 00:03:00,926 --> 00:03:03,302 and we could have a ball,run up the wall 65 00:03:03,658 --> 00:03:05,185 that's just how we do 66 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:07,452 and no matter how much I chop and punch 67 00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:10,324 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 68 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:12,390 here we go,let's start the party 69 00:03:12,605 --> 00:03:14,250 chop it up like it's karate 70 00:03:14,337 --> 00:03:15,534 everybody 71 00:03:15,614 --> 00:03:19,182 don't you get all tough with me 72 00:03:19,247 --> 00:03:23,031 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me 73 00:03:23,092 --> 00:03:25,524 and we could have a ball,run up the wall 74 00:03:25,611 --> 00:03:27,187 that's just how we do 75 00:03:27,573 --> 00:03:29,444 and no matter how much I chop and punch 76 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:32,382 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 77 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,953 Jack. Hustle it up. 78 00:03:42,604 --> 00:03:44,722 Milton, I'm just going down for a tryout. 79 00:03:44,796 --> 00:03:45,979 Do I really have to wear this? 80 00:03:47,738 --> 00:03:50,012 Five yards for a bad attitude, fella. 81 00:03:51,484 --> 00:03:53,571 Sweet moses, is it Halloween already? 82 00:03:54,052 --> 00:03:55,341 I gotta put out the raisins. 83 00:03:56,222 --> 00:03:57,076 No no no no, Rudy, 84 00:03:57,607 --> 00:04:00,521 It's not Halloween. Jack's tryout for the football team. 85 00:04:00,591 --> 00:04:02,642 Oh, I played a little pigskin. 86 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,149 You're looking at the man responsible for the tackle heard round the world. 87 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,900 - Okay, see you later. - September 17th! 88 00:04:09,525 --> 00:04:11,665 City championship. Seaford up by six, 89 00:04:11,754 --> 00:04:13,063 10 seconds on the clock. 90 00:04:13,124 --> 00:04:18,039 Sudently created high's legendary fullback bronco wiznewski burst through the hole. 91 00:04:18,117 --> 00:04:19,420 As he raced for our end zone, 92 00:04:19,503 --> 00:04:22,421 I felt the weight of a city's dreams on my shoulders. 93 00:04:22,493 --> 00:04:24,893 I hit him so hard, he spit out his mouthpiece, 94 00:04:24,972 --> 00:04:26,786 his teeth and his pride. 95 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:29,821 So wait, you won the championship? 96 00:04:29,914 --> 00:04:31,484 No, we forfeited. 97 00:04:31,997 --> 00:04:35,446 Apparently there's some rule you have to be on the team to make a tackle. 98 00:04:35,539 --> 00:04:36,655 That's dumb. 99 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,342 Jack, I'm so proud you're going out for football. 100 00:04:39,425 --> 00:04:41,146 I want you to have something special. 101 00:04:45,065 --> 00:04:47,338 - What is this? - Bronco's mouthpiece. 102 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:49,131 I'd give it a quick boil. 103 00:04:53,119 --> 00:04:55,576 Milton, I gotta let you in on something. 104 00:04:56,536 --> 00:04:58,028 I can't throw a football. 105 00:04:58,111 --> 00:05:00,478 - Can't or won't? - Can't. 106 00:05:01,428 --> 00:05:03,929 - Can't or don't? - Can't. 107 00:05:04,021 --> 00:05:07,274 - Can't or shan't? - I can't throw a football, Milton! 108 00:05:07,982 --> 00:05:10,119 Come on, Jack. I'm sure it's not that bad. 109 00:05:13,173 --> 00:05:13,945 Wow. 110 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:18,257 When you say you can't throw a football, you really can't! 111 00:05:22,157 --> 00:05:25,677 Jerry says Grace won't go out with me because I'm not a flashy guy. 112 00:05:25,764 --> 00:05:28,102 Well, there are some girls that, when you ask them out, 113 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:30,991 you have to wow them. You know, do something they'll never forget. 114 00:05:31,061 --> 00:05:34,195 Really? Something big, huh? 115 00:05:34,269 --> 00:05:36,465 The first time I asked a girl out, it involved 116 00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:39,412 a dozen roses, some sparklers and a hot air balloon. 117 00:05:39,493 --> 00:05:40,831 How'd that work out? 118 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:41,805 She said yes, 119 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:43,992 But she was allergic to the roses. 120 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,676 The sparklers set her hair on fire. 121 00:05:45,769 --> 00:05:46,915 And as I drifted away in the balloon, 122 00:05:46,999 --> 00:05:48,134 I looked down and saw her going-- 123 00:05:51,529 --> 00:05:53,521 Got it, Rudy. Go big! 124 00:05:53,582 --> 00:05:54,503 Yeah. 125 00:05:56,241 --> 00:05:58,792 Hey, Rudy, look at those guys. 126 00:05:59,087 --> 00:06:00,469 They have to sit together. 127 00:06:00,563 --> 00:06:03,525 Clearly the whales are controlling their brains. 128 00:06:04,366 --> 00:06:05,735 They're fans, Phil. 129 00:06:05,787 --> 00:06:07,921 They just dress that way because th're excited about their team. 130 00:06:08,022 --> 00:06:09,015 I don't understand. 131 00:06:09,941 --> 00:06:13,192 If you're really a sports fan, you're not afraid to show it: 132 00:06:13,266 --> 00:06:15,195 You might wear a stuffed animal on your head; 133 00:06:15,265 --> 00:06:17,196 Shave the number "1" In your chest hair; 134 00:06:17,257 --> 00:06:19,535 Shout hateful things at total strangers. 135 00:06:20,142 --> 00:06:21,834 It's what makes this country so special. 136 00:06:22,488 --> 00:06:24,394 I think I get being a sports fan. 137 00:06:24,971 --> 00:06:27,433 Oh, he must be a fan of the raccoons! 138 00:06:27,491 --> 00:06:30,347 Hey! Go raccoons! Go raccoons! 139 00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:32,085 - Go raccoons! Go raccoons! - Phil! 140 00:06:32,156 --> 00:06:33,862 That's not a raccoon. That's a toupee. 141 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,653 Ohh, I'm so sorry. 142 00:06:35,706 --> 00:06:37,575 Go toupees! Go toupees! 143 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:42,007 All right, people, it's open tryouts for the pep squad, 144 00:06:42,056 --> 00:06:44,780 which means we have to see... everyone. 145 00:06:46,389 --> 00:06:49,232 Oh, it's our old friend Kim Crawford. 146 00:06:49,824 --> 00:06:51,061 Hide the mascot. 147 00:06:52,885 --> 00:06:55,136 All right, Jerry, you're up next. 148 00:06:55,199 --> 00:06:56,043 What are you going to do? 149 00:06:56,472 --> 00:06:57,834 I'm going to do two handsprings, 150 00:06:57,904 --> 00:07:00,287 hit the mini tramp and come down with a perfect landing. 151 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:02,614 In other words, it's gonna be sweet and awesome. 152 00:07:02,698 --> 00:07:05,032 Or as I like to call it: "Swaesome." 153 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:10,465 Yeah. 154 00:07:15,821 --> 00:07:16,672 Whoo! 155 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,487 Not gonna happen, Jerry. 156 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,230 And about your pits-- get help. 157 00:07:35,336 --> 00:07:37,929 What are you doing? You scared the daylights out of me. 158 00:07:38,004 --> 00:07:41,322 You look like that thing that lived in my mattress only-- smaller. 159 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:45,495 I decided to listen to what you say and become a sports fan. 160 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,787 I am a crayfish. 161 00:07:49,378 --> 00:07:50,678 You can't be a crayfish. 162 00:07:50,728 --> 00:07:53,176 That's the mascot of our arch enemies creighten high. 163 00:07:53,236 --> 00:07:54,646 We're playing them next Friday! 164 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,677 Oh, I didn't know this. I just love crayfish. 165 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,601 Are they a little lobster? Are they a big bug? 166 00:08:00,676 --> 00:08:03,989 All I know is they're always down to party, baby. 167 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,595 No. 168 00:08:05,669 --> 00:08:08,028 I demand you take off that heinous outfit. 169 00:08:08,107 --> 00:08:09,735 You are in whale country. 170 00:08:10,673 --> 00:08:13,380 You know, I never really liked whales. 171 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:18,133 Who they think they are with their fancy hole blows? 172 00:08:18,217 --> 00:08:20,989 And the stupid way they communicate! 173 00:08:24,284 --> 00:08:25,266 You take that back. 174 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,561 You're crossing a line, man. 175 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,948 That's it! Bring it! Bring it! 176 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:35,642 Bring it! 177 00:08:39,893 --> 00:08:41,911 Oh, dude, I'm totally getting the hang of this. 178 00:08:41,985 --> 00:08:44,018 - I hit the tire! - That was great. 179 00:08:44,097 --> 00:08:46,969 But with a small adjustment you can make it through the tire. 180 00:08:47,719 --> 00:08:49,946 - Really? - It's simple physics. 181 00:08:50,008 --> 00:08:53,183 The ball is a spheroid, so if you release it at a 40 angle 182 00:08:53,262 --> 00:08:56,228 while pronating your hand, you'll eradicate wind resistance. 183 00:08:56,294 --> 00:08:58,582 Yeah, that's totally what I was thinking. 184 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,444 You did it! You got it through the tire! 185 00:09:04,515 --> 00:09:06,093 I'm a natural pronator! 186 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,630 All right, Jack, 187 00:09:09,691 --> 00:09:11,486 let me see you hit murphy in the end zone. 188 00:09:11,554 --> 00:09:13,363 Oh, Murphy?! Come on, coach. 189 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,612 He's never gonna catch it. Look at him down there. 190 00:09:15,691 --> 00:09:17,968 He's got those tiny little t-rex hands. 191 00:09:18,026 --> 00:09:19,691 Milton! I got it. 192 00:09:24,392 --> 00:09:26,582 Jack, that was a perfect throw. He caught it. 193 00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:28,659 Great catch, murphy. 194 00:09:32,124 --> 00:09:33,946 Jack, you did it. He's gotta go with you. 195 00:09:34,029 --> 00:09:35,917 Naw, going with mike reynolds. 196 00:09:36,522 --> 00:09:40,117 What?! But he threw the ball perfectly to that little-fingered freak! 197 00:09:40,193 --> 00:09:41,482 Yeah, sorry. 198 00:09:42,565 --> 00:09:44,552 That is so unfair! 199 00:09:45,257 --> 00:09:46,372 Gaaaaah! 200 00:09:49,391 --> 00:09:52,712 Whoa! You just kicked a 50-yard field goal. 201 00:09:52,775 --> 00:09:53,761 What's your name, nerd? 202 00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:55,613 Milton Krupnick. 203 00:09:55,703 --> 00:09:58,253 Krupnick, you're our new kicker. You're starting Friday's game. 204 00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:00,808 Do you know what this means? 205 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,684 Yeah, I know exactly what this means. 206 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,829 I'm a jock! 207 00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:08,034 - Come with me. - Ow, take it easy. 208 00:10:08,136 --> 00:10:09,459 Ow ow! 209 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:16,281 Dude, you missed the best part of the game. 210 00:10:16,338 --> 00:10:18,849 Milton drilled a 45 yarder right into the wind. 211 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,484 Why do the good things always happen 212 00:10:20,561 --> 00:10:22,043 when I'm in the port-a-pooper?! 213 00:10:23,101 --> 00:10:26,081 We're the krupnick party. He's meeting us here. 214 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,460 We're with the foot, hon'. 215 00:10:31,658 --> 00:10:32,900 No way. 216 00:10:37,163 --> 00:10:38,486 Hey, can you smell that? 217 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,923 That's the smell of fancy. 218 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,977 I made it, grandma! I made it! 219 00:10:46,453 --> 00:10:47,736 Thanks to Milton, 220 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,225 We're in for a whole new life at school. 221 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,652 You are not kidding. Mr. Bauer gave me detention for riding my skateboard. 222 00:10:53,744 --> 00:10:55,110 But when I dropped Milton's name, 223 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,788 poof, it went away. 224 00:10:57,644 --> 00:10:58,816 Oh, that's nothing. 225 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:00,645 Guess who made the pep squad? 226 00:11:00,719 --> 00:11:02,315 I thought Grace wasn't going to let you in. 227 00:11:02,406 --> 00:11:04,631 She wasn't. But Milton made a phone call 228 00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,380 and two spots magically opened up. 229 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:08,983 All this one has to do is shave his pit poodles. 230 00:11:10,599 --> 00:11:11,294 I'm not doing it. 231 00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:13,158 - Yes, you are. - Told you I'm not doing it. 232 00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:15,351 - You're gonna do it if-- - I like my pits. It's manly. 233 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,589 Ow, fine. 234 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:22,178 All right, everybody, I have used kame socks. 235 00:11:22,864 --> 00:11:24,462 foot foot foot foot! 236 00:11:24,597 --> 00:11:27,481 Foot foot foot foot foo! 237 00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:36,982 Hey, Milton. Coming from practice? 238 00:11:37,314 --> 00:11:38,788 No, history. 239 00:11:38,858 --> 00:11:41,570 The russian revolution really takes a lot out of me. 240 00:11:43,561 --> 00:11:44,896 Are you wearing one of my oogs? 241 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,054 I sure am. 242 00:11:47,115 --> 00:11:48,594 When you have a loaded gun, 243 00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:50,442 you have to keep it in a holster, honey. 244 00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:55,868 Oooh, shrimp cocktail-- my favorite. 245 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,125 Oh, hey, Milton, 246 00:11:58,183 --> 00:12:00,540 I came up with a really cool way to impress Grace. 247 00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:02,724 All I need is to be the scoreboard operator. 248 00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:04,886 I got you. Hey, coach! 249 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:07,105 Can my friend Eddie be our scoreboard operator? 250 00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:08,114 What, you mean this nerd? 251 00:12:10,285 --> 00:12:11,341 You got it, foot. 252 00:12:13,761 --> 00:12:15,941 Hey, Mare you going to make it to karate practice today? 253 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,217 I had study group at 3:00-- 254 00:12:18,297 --> 00:12:22,075 Had to push that back due to an interview with the school paper. 255 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,585 Sorry, not going toappen. 256 00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:28,195 Hey, Milton! Team pictures. 257 00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:29,132 Gotta go. 258 00:12:31,773 --> 00:12:32,812 See you, guys. 259 00:12:32,908 --> 00:12:34,407 - See you, my man. - Peace out. 260 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,884 Oh ho ho, just a little off the end there. 261 00:12:38,986 --> 00:12:41,822 Yeah, perfect. 262 00:13:04,957 --> 00:13:06,653 What are you doing here? 263 00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:08,489 What did you do to this place? 264 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:10,763 I told you, this is whale country. 265 00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,201 This may be whale country, 266 00:13:13,963 --> 00:13:15,971 but you are standing in the crayfish den! 267 00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:21,627 Oh, rely? Well, if I was standing in the crayfish den, 268 00:13:21,725 --> 00:13:24,047 then why would I be singing the seaford fight song? 269 00:13:24,118 --> 00:13:26,822 - Don't you dare! - Seaford whales, we stand united 270 00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:29,393 - Largest mammals in the sea... - crayfish, cover your ears. 271 00:13:29,553 --> 00:13:33,400 Here to fight and spread our glory, swimming towards our victory... 272 00:13:33,477 --> 00:13:35,038 Crayfish attack! 273 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,762 Spout your blowholes in the morning Spout your blowholes... 274 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,168 Stop pinching me! 275 00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:44,593 No no, Kim, you can't do it, please. 276 00:13:44,682 --> 00:13:46,243 Come on, stop being such a baby. 277 00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:48,321 It's the only way she's going to let you in. 278 00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:50,794 I think you made the right decision, Jerry. 279 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:53,407 - Kim, grip it and rip it. - I changed my mind. 280 00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:55,317 No grip, no rip! Don't do it! 281 00:13:58,099 --> 00:13:59,413 I can't believe it. 282 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,202 I didn't even put a dent in it. 283 00:14:05,109 --> 00:14:07,841 The farrington comet is going to break orbit in three hours! 284 00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:10,493 We've been preparing for this since we were seven. 285 00:14:12,636 --> 00:14:14,063 You don't think I'm disappointed? 286 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,964 I'm the only kid in town that has farrington comet bedsheets! 287 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,952 I can't go, I have to study. 288 00:14:21,141 --> 00:14:22,999 Look what I got on my calculus quiz! 289 00:14:24,065 --> 00:14:24,862 What is that? 290 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,372 It's a "B." 291 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,630 We don't know who you are anymore. 292 00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:33,753 Neither do I. 293 00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:36,129 I need to quit the team. 294 00:14:36,212 --> 00:14:37,181 Hey, Milton. 295 00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:39,025 What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at practice? 296 00:14:39,097 --> 00:14:41,014 Yeah, I needed a little time to study. 297 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:44,765 At school, everywhere I turn it's "The foot, the foot, the foot." 298 00:14:44,853 --> 00:14:47,203 Isn't it awesome? Everyone loves you. 299 00:14:47,276 --> 00:14:48,640 I mean, the thing is that's great and all, but-- 300 00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:49,911 Oh man, I forgot to tell you-- 301 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:51,739 You know those tickets you gave me for homecoming? 302 00:14:51,818 --> 00:14:53,830 I gave them to tony from the pizza palace. 303 00:14:53,891 --> 00:14:55,998 Free garlic nuggets for life! 304 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,959 That's great, Jack. But seriously-- 305 00:15:01,012 --> 00:15:02,319 You getting on that football team 306 00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:04,479 is the greatest thing to happen to any of us. 307 00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,798 Hey hey hey, which one do you like better-- 308 00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:10,285 Milton's militia or krupnick's krazies? 309 00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:13,617 Wow, you made T-shirts? 310 00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:16,003 Uh, yeah! Having a football star in my dojo 311 00:15:16,056 --> 00:15:17,788 is like the coolest thing that's ever happened. 312 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,483 What about Jack's epic battle 313 00:15:19,538 --> 00:15:21,217 with the third-degree black belt on the great wall of china? 314 00:15:21,281 --> 00:15:22,474 Lame! 315 00:15:23,731 --> 00:15:25,511 So? Eh eh? 316 00:15:26,489 --> 00:15:27,464 Gaaah! 317 00:15:30,684 --> 00:15:32,507 Coach wanted me to bring you up here, show you the ropes. 318 00:15:33,152 --> 00:15:33,776 There they are. 319 00:15:36,088 --> 00:15:37,927 - Pretty nice ropes. - You're darn tooting. 320 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,949 The only reason I'm doing this is to impress a girl. 321 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:43,972 I'm going to ask her out from up here during Friday night's game. 322 00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:46,015 I did the same thing from up here. 323 00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:48,059 I asked a girl out from right up here. 324 00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:50,374 Actually it was just a seagull that was flying by, 325 00:15:50,435 --> 00:15:52,752 but I screamed at it. I was like, "Will you go out with me?!" 326 00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:55,875 You think this has a chance of working? 327 00:15:57,035 --> 00:15:59,116 Yes, I do. You know why? 328 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,648 They do not give a ring of keys like this to just anybody. 329 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,428 Eddie, you're an original. You know that? 330 00:16:05,511 --> 00:16:07,259 You're just putting it all out there. 331 00:16:07,348 --> 00:16:10,014 And if this girl doesn't appreciate you, she doesn't deserve you. 332 00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:12,021 We're gonna do this-- you and me. 333 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,094 Come on, up top, Eddie! Yeah! 334 00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:17,696 I'm okay. 335 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,022 Rudy, you really went for it. 336 00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:29,448 Absolutely. 337 00:16:29,526 --> 00:16:31,846 Check out what's going to happen every time we score. 338 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,945 That was my blowhole! 339 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,662 Rudy, that has gotta be the most ridiculous outfit 340 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,120 I've ever seen in-- 341 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,333 - And I spoke too soon. - Crayfish coming through! 342 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:45,452 Rolling hot. 343 00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:48,638 Look what washed in in low tide. 344 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,557 Rudy, they ran out of tickets. Please, can I sit next to you? 345 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:52,746 You won't hear a pippich out of me. 346 00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:55,584 Milton krupnick lines up for a 42 yarder, 347 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,387 His third field goal of the game. 348 00:16:58,111 --> 00:17:00,657 Okay, I'm going to try to distract him so he misses it! 349 00:17:00,723 --> 00:17:01,247 Hey! 350 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:03,637 Here's the snap... 351 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,659 And the kick is good! 352 00:17:08,014 --> 00:17:09,585 Yeah, no, good good. 353 00:17:09,674 --> 00:17:10,990 No, I wanted him to make it. That's great. 354 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,042 That's a time-out on the field. 355 00:17:13,787 --> 00:17:15,079 Okay, it's show time. 356 00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:16,697 - I'm going up. - Wait, what? 357 00:17:16,764 --> 00:17:18,300 What are you talking-- no no no wait wait. 358 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,319 Quit it. Ow ow, what? 359 00:17:21,881 --> 00:17:24,117 - Give me an "S"! - S! 360 00:17:24,196 --> 00:17:26,341 - Give me an "E"! - E! 361 00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:27,996 - Give me a-- help! 362 00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:31,307 aha! That's a riot! 363 00:17:31,363 --> 00:17:34,141 That girl just took a header into a sousaphone. 364 00:17:35,102 --> 00:17:37,479 When I get this thing off my head, you're dead, Jerry! 365 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,677 I'm pretty sure that was Kim. 366 00:17:40,464 --> 00:17:42,633 It's even funnier now, 'cause I know her. 367 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,711 Dude, dude, dude, she's looking up here. Go, man, go! 368 00:17:48,162 --> 00:17:49,703 What's he doing up there? 369 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:52,728 Aw man, I don't think she can read it. 370 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:54,243 Here, I'll call it out. Grace! 371 00:17:55,859 --> 00:17:57,187 Will you 372 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,523 Go out-- 373 00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:03,022 With me? 374 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:05,586 Not me, him! Eddie. With Eddie. 375 00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:09,681 - Dude, she's smiling. I think she's into it. - Whoa! 376 00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:15,955 Attention, both sides, would you please direct your eyes to the scoreboard. 377 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,961 Some kid named Eddie has given himsflf a masse wedgie. 378 00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:29,911 Aww, Eddie almost killed himself for me. 379 00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:31,977 That is so sweet. 380 00:18:32,503 --> 00:18:34,900 Yes, Eddie! I'll go out with you! 381 00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,023 Hey-- oh. 382 00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:41,116 The whales take a time-out. 383 00:18:41,181 --> 00:18:43,791 A 52-yard field goal will win it for 'em. 384 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,440 Longest in seaford history, and it looks like 385 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:48,456 they're going to bring in "The foot." 386 00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:50,896 Hey, Milton, check it out. 387 00:18:50,994 --> 00:18:52,790 I got free popcorn just for knowing you! 388 00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:55,158 Hey, are you okay? 389 00:18:55,788 --> 00:18:56,519 Not really. 390 00:18:57,308 --> 00:18:58,158 What's the matter? 391 00:18:58,676 --> 00:18:59,806 Every time I look at the football, 392 00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:01,895 I think of all the things I'd rather be doing. 393 00:19:02,991 --> 00:19:04,257 Well, then why are you on the team? 394 00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:07,427 Look around you, Jack. I'm doing it for you guys. 395 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,700 You said it yourself. 396 00:19:10,773 --> 00:19:12,462 me getting on the football team was the best thing 397 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,794 that ever happened to you guys. 398 00:19:14,158 --> 00:19:17,325 I mean,because of me, Kim and Jerry made the pep squad, 399 00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:19,289 Eddie got a date with Grace. 400 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:21,993 And when's the last time you saw Rudy look so happy? 401 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:26,099 Out me blowhole! 402 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,724 Man, I didn't realize that 403 00:19:30,784 --> 00:19:32,924 we were all getting something out of it except for you. 404 00:19:33,408 --> 00:19:35,062 None of us would want you to be unhappy. 405 00:19:35,612 --> 00:19:38,175 So you guys would be okay if "The foot" Walked away? 406 00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:40,067 Dude, as long as you're happy. 407 00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,152 - Thanks, Jack. - Go get 'em, krupnick. 408 00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:44,754 foot foot foot foot! 409 00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,601 Here it is, the final kick. 410 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,836 If he makes this, Milton krupnick will be a seaford high legend. 411 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,387 Foot foot foot foot! 412 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,778 Foot foot foot foot foot... 413 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,399 Here's the snap... 414 00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:18,403 Way to go, man. 415 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,732 Milton, you did it! We won the game. 416 00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,650 - Party at my house. - Yeah, you know, 417 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:24,675 You guys go ahead, get it started without me. 418 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,060 - I'll catch you later. - All right. 419 00:20:26,149 --> 00:20:28,050 Dude, Milton, that was awesome! 420 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,496 You did it. And even though you're retiring from the team, 421 00:20:31,078 --> 00:20:33,053 You should go celebrate the victory with your guys. 422 00:20:33,618 --> 00:20:36,299 I'm going to-- with you guys. 423 00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:38,837 Whoo yeah! 424 00:20:39,457 --> 00:20:40,372 - Oh man. - Cool. 425 00:20:40,921 --> 00:20:43,194 S-e-a-f-o-r-d. 426 00:20:43,254 --> 00:20:45,741 Greatest school in history. 427 00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:47,688 Yo ho ho, Dana, I didn't know you were here. 428 00:20:50,971 --> 00:20:52,586 Sorry, Milton, that was my bad. 429 00:20:52,657 --> 00:20:54,331 Bro, did you know dana was here? Whoo. 430 00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:57,268 She was looking good. Yo, Dana, you don't mind my pits, right? 431 00:21:00,514 --> 00:21:02,736 Let's just find a team that we can both root for. 432 00:21:03,336 --> 00:21:05,458 Um, the springfield meerkats? 433 00:21:05,996 --> 00:21:09,167 No no no. A pack of meerkats did unspeakable things 434 00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,549 to my grandfather on a train. 435 00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:14,038 How about the longanch stallions? 436 00:21:14,112 --> 00:21:14,907 Nah, can't do it. 437 00:21:14,986 --> 00:21:17,916 I was horseback riding once and got knocked off by a long branch. 438 00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,189 How about the brookfield bears? 439 00:21:23,352 --> 00:21:25,578 - I like bears. - Yeah, I'm down with that. 440 00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:26,910 - Smoothies? - Yeah! 441 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:29,377 Hey, guys? 442 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,240 Guys? Oh, come on, man! 443 00:21:34,323 --> 00:21:35,329 I want a smoothie. 444 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:39,929 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33190

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