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I told you, Rudy. I can't break a board.
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Okay look, let's just try one last thing.
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Close your eyes and use your imagination to break a board,
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and then you can try to break one for real.
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All right.
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hiyah!
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Yes! I did it!
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Hey, where have you guys been? You're an hour late.
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I was over at build-a-bunny. Look what I made for my lady.
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This is gonna make her absolutely plotz.
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Wahh!
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I just went over to stickyhons.
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And I did them both.
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Oh, okay.
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It must be nice! Just brambling about the mall,
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living la vida loca.
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I wouldn't know because I'm here 24-7--
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teaching classes, paying bills,
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sucking the sweat stains out of these mats.
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Which reminds me-- I gotta get a vacuum.
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Bobby called earlier and sa he was coming by.
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What?! Quick, get your gis on.
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I don't want to miss Bobby's big entrance.
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- Oh yeah.
- Totally.
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Bobby doesn't make those entrances anymore.
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He's really started to embrace his role
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as a leader, a mentor, a dignified zen master.
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Whoo hoo! Whoo! -
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Word to the se:
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Never buy a jetpack at a garage sale!
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Bobby, what brings you to our dojo?
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Let me show you.
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May I present a teaching machine
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so advanced it will revolutionize karate as we know it.
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Whoa!
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I give you the wasabitron 3000.
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Okay, if this thing has a vacuum attachment,
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I'm gonna plotz!
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me
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and we could have a ball,run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as kickin' it with you
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here we go,let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate
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everybody
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don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me?
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and we could have a ball,run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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That was technically flawless.
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You are a model of efficiency.
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Wow, you hear that, Jack?
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It called me flawless.
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My mother has a very strict no-sparring-with-robots policy.
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I have a note in here somewhere.
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Rabbits, rodeo clowns,Rabbis--
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Oh, here it is: Robots.
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This note is a forgery.
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Eww! That was awesome.
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Most productive morning ever!
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Thanks to our friendly Robot,
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I paid all my bills, filed my taxes,
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and now all I have left to do is get rid of my junk mail.
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Ooh.
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Awesome.
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Hey, Rudy, check this out.
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Rotate your shoulder 90 for a successful defense.
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He's right. You didn't turn your shoulder.
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Whoa! Thanks, robot.
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You know what?You guys in pretty good hands here,
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so I'm just gonna run out and get a couple of things done.
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Okay?
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Okay, you bag of bolts, let's do this thing.
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I am not programmed to spar with orangutans.
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Can you believe this thing?
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It thinks I'm an orangutan.
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Hey, not cool, man. Not cool.
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You know, I don't think I trust that robot.
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Did you ever notice that in every robot movie,
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they always end up going bad and trying to take over?
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No, not every movie.
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What about "Killer robots take over the earth"?
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In that one they--
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Oh yeah, uh-huh.
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I know what we need to do.
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We need to download its operating system onto this flash drive
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and find out what makes it tick.
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Yeah, you can't trust machines.
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Every Wednesday night my grandmother tries to go to her knitting class,
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but her electric wheelchair takes her to the neon stallion nightclub.
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Is that true?
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Dude, she rolled by the bus stop this morning
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and was all "Whoot-whoot! Whoot-whoo"
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Whoa!
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I think this robot is making me better. Whoo!
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Great move, Jack, but I would have followed that up
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- With a spinning back kick.
- Ah, thanks, Kim,
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But I think I know what I'm doing.
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She is correct.
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Sorry, Jack. Just being flawless.
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Gimme some.
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Hey, it's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. It's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.
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Answer your phone. It's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.
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Yo, if that's milton, I need to talk to him.
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- Hey, Rudy.
- Hey, Jack,
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Just wanted to make sure everything was okay there.
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Yeah yeah, everything's great.
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Good. Hey, I'll be back at the dojo
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as soon as I take care of some urgent business that just can't wait.
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All right, sounds good. See ya.
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Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
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When I put this flash drive in my computer,
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We'll know the truth about our robot friend.
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What's it say?
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I don't know yet.
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I just realized I got a little hummus on my keyboard.
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Okay, here we go.
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Oh no!
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The way his system is configured he can't process
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erratic computational variances.
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Oh no no! This can't be happening!
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Wait, what does that mean?
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It means that when he realizes that humans aren't perfect,
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his circuitry won't accept it and he'll become unpredictable
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and progressively more violent.
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What do we do?
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We must devise a plan to save all of humanity!
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Yes, save
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All of humanity.
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Can we start after 7:00? I have a cello recital.
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I feel great.
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And that is not just the mani-pedi talking.
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Hiyah!
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Kim, you just broke three boards!
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That's right.
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I had no idea what I could do until this robot came along.
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Hey, Rudy, check this out.
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The robot taught me this amazing bokken routine.
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Check it.
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Hiyah!
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Yeah, that's not bad.
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It's a good start.
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I got a few tips on...
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Whatever it is you were just doing there.
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Yo, Rudy, check it.
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It's all you, ro-bro. Whoo!
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Yeah! Dude, that is awesome.
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But I'm back now.
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So I'm just gonna go change into my gi
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and then we can get to work, okay?
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Wait for me.
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Bobby, hey. Wh-- uh, what are you doing he?
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We're friends, right?
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Of course.
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And friends,they can tell each other anything, right?
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Absolutely.
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Rudy, my friend, You're fired.
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What?
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I'm sorry. But in the time that you've been gone,
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I've realized I don't really need you.
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I've been gone for one day!
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I'm sorry, Rudy.
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It's just business.
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But I'm afraid you're...obsolete.
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Obsolete?
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I'm obsolete?
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I will tell you who is obsolete!
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I am obsolete.
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Again again again.
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Dude, come on, I need a break!
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You've been pushing me hard for two days.
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Hey look, here comes Kim! Train with her.
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You like her. Yeah.
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Hey, robot.
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You ready to train with me?
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Your training days are over.
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You are no longer the model of efficiency.
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Oh, let me guess, here we go.
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Once again it's Jack.
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incorrect.
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It is the snack-o-matic vending machine.
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You're saying a vending machine is better than me?
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It is perfect. I have been extracting jolly woppers from it all day.
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Here is a quarter. Use it for g-11.
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G-11?
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It is mints.Your breath is--
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I had a garlic knot.
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Okay, two.
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That thing is really getting on my nerves.
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It stopped letting me practice beuse it thinks I'm a monkey.
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Would you quit it?
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Let's go tell Rudy we want him to haul this piece of junk out of here.
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That's it! Let's talk to Rudy. This's his dojo.
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Listen, before we go talk to Rudy,
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Could you hit g-11? Your breath is--
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Aw, shut it.
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Yes yes, we are the home of the robotic sensei.
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Mm-hmm, he knows all major disciplines--
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Karate, jujitsu, tae kwon do.
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"Flung pu"?
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No, I've never heard of flung pu.
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Sir, why are you laughing?
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Oh, I'm sorry, could you hold on for one second?
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Bobby, where's Rudy?
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I fired him and replaced him with the wasabitron 3000.
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What?
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Have you guys ever flung pu-- oh, just got it!
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Not funny!
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I've been thinking about our problem.
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We're going to have to fight robot power with robot power.
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And this is how we're going to do it.
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Behold!
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A bowl of fruit?
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What?
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No, this is my mother's sketch pad. Behold!
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- The milt-anator.
- Ah, nice.
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Together we're gonna build
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the most powerful robot in the history of mankind.
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Oh, dude, my foot.
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- My foot.
- One second.
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- Let's go ice that.
- Yeah.
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No no, don't do it, Isabella.
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He's got a grenade behind his back!
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Oh no, sorry. It was a puppy.
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Nope, it was a grenade.
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- Who is it?
- It's Jack, Kim and Jerry.
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Uh, coming.
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Look, I already have an offer
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to personally train jean-claude van diesel for his next movie,
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so unless you can beat that, don't call me again.
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Sorry, the phone's been ringing off the hook.
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I'm getting so many job offers,
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It's like, "Give me some space people!"
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Rudy, we know you weren't really talking to anybody.
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Whaaaaat?
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That's a remote.
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You're a remote.
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How's your robot sensei?
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making you better at karate?
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We're better, but we're miserable.
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Rudy, we're here because we need you back at the dojo.
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We all got caught up in the excitement of that wasabi wind-up toy,
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But, dude, that thing's not you.
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The robot's a better teacher. You guys don't need me.
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- Are you kidding?
- Of course we need you.
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Rudy, that thing isn't our friend. Come on, you are.
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Compose yourself, big fella.
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So what you guys are saying is you want me back?
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More thaanything.
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Then I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place:
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I'm gonna fight for my dojo!
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Yes, good for you.
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Go get 'em, Rudy!
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Adios, Isabella!
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Whoa.
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That dude had a puppy-grenade, yo. Whoo.
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Finally!
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You picked a great time to go to the dentist.
263
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I had to go. I had a cavity.
264
00:15:01,461 --> 00:15:03,082
Let me just take off my backpack.
265
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:06,711
There's no time! Our robot is ready to be brought to life!
266
00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:08,438
Go plug this in.
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yes, milton. I must plug this in.
268
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That cable runs up to the antennae on the roof.
269
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Soon the storm will be at
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its peak and we'll have the power we need!
271
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Yes, the time is now.
272
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Quickly! Attach the clamps to the robot.
273
00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:29,839
Yes, milton! Yes, milton!
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Holy christmas ns,
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- It's alive!
- Yes.
276
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- It's alive!
- yes!
277
00:15:49,942 --> 00:15:52,359
Ooh oh ahh!
278
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,930
Ow, stop! Take it easy, you.
279
00:15:55,819 --> 00:15:57,475
I bruise like a banana.
280
00:15:58,928 --> 00:16:00,445
You realize with one phone call
281
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,055
I can have you turned into a karaoke machine?
282
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,065
That result will not happen.
283
00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:08,030
You fool!
284
00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:12,041
I just got to level eight on angry pigeons.
285
00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:16,437
I detect hostility. Prepare to defend yourself.
286
00:16:16,547 --> 00:16:18,572
What? Who? Me? No no no no no,
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I wasn't hostile. I was a tad miffed maybe.
288
00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:23,478
Engaging in combat.
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Fine.
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00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,698
Prepare to face
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The dragon.
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Dragon out!
293
00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:39,566
Bobby, what's wrong?
294
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:41,040
Oh, nothing much,
295
00:16:41,141 --> 00:16:42,961
Just that robot's trying to kill me!
296
00:16:43,058 --> 00:16:46,142
All right, time for a plan. Let's not do anything rash.
297
00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:46,718
Going in.
298
00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:50,461
You cannot shut me off, monkey.
299
00:16:52,298 --> 00:16:54,424
I eliminated the power-down option.
300
00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:59,988
- He, uh-- he eliminated the power-down--
- we heard!
301
00:17:01,863 --> 00:17:03,897
Now it's time to eliminate all of you,
302
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:05,398
because you will never be perfect.
303
00:17:08,121 --> 00:17:12,181
Stand back, mortals. We're here to save you all.
304
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:15,360
Mere flesh and blood is no match for a machine.
305
00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:18,029
For it must be a machine that takes down a machine.
306
00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,756
Prepare to meet the robot that I created
307
00:17:20,844 --> 00:17:23,895
that will annihilate this mechanical monstrosity.
308
00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:25,166
Yes yes yes.
309
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:29,870
I give to you the milt-anator!
310
00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:50,806
Really? Really! That's it.
311
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:52,495
What do you want??
312
00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:54,370
I spent all my money on jumper cables.
313
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:57,464
This has gone on long enough.
314
00:17:58,562 --> 00:18:00,737
I'm throwing you out my dojo.
315
00:18:02,063 --> 00:18:02,958
Get him, Rudy.
316
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,654
Come on, Rudy!
317
00:18:09,945 --> 00:18:10,891
- Go.
- Gehim! Oh!
318
00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:16,166
Someone dispose of your sensei.
319
00:18:16,658 --> 00:18:17,238
I'm not done.
320
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,671
I'm just getting started.
321
00:18:20,052 --> 00:18:23,673
The chances of you defeating me are over 22.8 million to one.
322
00:18:23,778 --> 00:18:25,221
Why do you continue to fight?
323
00:18:26,132 --> 00:18:27,648
Because I have something you don't--
324
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,516
Internal bleeding, a fractured tibia,
325
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,454
and a spleen with some of my own teeth in it--
326
00:18:33,928 --> 00:18:36,510
But more importantly, I got heart.
327
00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:39,118
It's why I'll never quit.
328
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,982
- Yeah, Rudy!
- Come on!
329
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:41,574
Ahhh
330
00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:46,166
That's it.
331
00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:50,570
- Come on, Jack.
- Oh oh.
332
00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:23,891
Yo, how many more times do we have to this?
333
00:19:23,967 --> 00:19:25,365
As many times as it takes.
334
00:19:25,449 --> 00:19:26,581
I did't want to do it at the first time.
335
00:19:28,178 --> 00:19:30,296
These continued attacks are illogical.
336
00:19:30,349 --> 00:19:33,302
Not to us. We live by the wasabi code.
337
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,637
That's something that Rudy taught us.
338
00:19:36,961 --> 00:19:39,375
We swear by the light of the dragon's eye
339
00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:41,661
to be loyal and honest and never say die.
340
00:19:42,157 --> 00:19:42,863
Wasabi!
341
00:19:44,223 --> 00:19:46,172
Impossible code. Wasabi code.
342
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,787
- Impossible...
- Milton, what's going on?
343
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:51,013
It can't process the fact that we know we can't win,
344
00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:52,161
but we'll never give up.
345
00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:53,492
Unable to compute.
346
00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:54,848
Unable to compute.
347
00:19:54,913 --> 00:19:56,597
Unable to...
348
00:19:58,835 --> 00:20:00,428
There's something else about us humans:
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00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,171
We don't hit a man when he's down.
350
00:20:02,721 --> 00:20:04,955
But the thing is you're not a man.
351
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,459
I've got to hand it to you, Rudy.
352
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,209
That was a classy move.
353
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:15,998
I mean, fighting to get your dojo back,
354
00:20:16,065 --> 00:20:18,170
not kicking the robot in the motherboard.
355
00:20:19,828 --> 00:20:22,758
You know what? I should probably have the other robots destroyed.
356
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,359
Rudy, can I have my jetpack?
357
00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:26,778
Fine, I'll take the bus!
358
00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:31,714
Guys, I just want you to know that
359
00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:34,347
as long as you're a part of this dojo,
360
00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:36,348
It'll always be worth fighting for.
361
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:38,891
Get in here!
362
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:42,497
Ew, what's that smell?
363
00:20:42,571 --> 00:20:43,941
It's Kim's breath.
364
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,043
It is not! My breath is fine.
365
00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:48,480
Hey, why don't you shut up?
366
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,838
This is great!
367
00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:00,053
You know, milt-anator,
368
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,933
You weren't much of a robot, but you're a heck of a vacuum.
369
00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:10,393
That's weird. It's not turning off.
370
00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:16,749
You don't scare me, puny little vacuum.
371
00:21:17,217 --> 00:21:18,346
I've seen what you can do.
372
00:21:22,163 --> 00:21:23,469
Did you just squirt oil at me?
373
00:21:25,844 --> 00:21:28,195
Okay, let's do this.
374
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:35,162
Milton? Milton!
375
00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:36,794
Milton!
376
00:21:36,844 --> 00:21:41,394
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