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Hey hey hey hey!
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You kids are getting sweat all over my mat.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Rudy, calm down.
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Why are you getting so worked up?
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Bobby Wasabi is on his way here right now
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And he's got big news.
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I love his entrances. His last one was so cool.
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It was not cool.
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If you're gonna wear a kimono and fly on a jetpack,
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Dude, put on some underpants.
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This time he promised his entrance isn't gonna be a big deal.
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He wants everything quiet and low key.
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Quiet and low key, huh?
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I would have been here sooner,
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But we hit a pothole and blew out a ninja.
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That is an awesome ride.
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I wonder if it's street legal.
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It's part hot tub, part rickshaw,
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And a par-tay.
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So, Bobby, what's the big news?
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I just signed a deal
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To produce a brand-new martial arts reality show
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Called...
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"Wasabi Warrior."
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And it's going to take place in a dojo.
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Your dojo.
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What?! Are you serious?
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Five karate students living together
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in a world where they must outplay,
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outfight and outwit one another.
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You'll be playing for a brand-new kamasaki water rider.
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- No way! - What?! Are you serious?
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Hang on a second, guys.
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We've all seen those reality shows.
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Sometimes they bring out the worst in people.
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Yeah, Eddie's right.
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I mean this dojo is a place of honor where we come to study martial arts--
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All I need is a host.
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Please please, pick me, pick me!
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I've wanted to be a reality show host my whole life.
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I'm the host. I need a fanfare!
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This thing is filled with ninja spit.
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me?
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and we could have a ball, run up the wall
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That's just we do
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
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It's not as cool as kickin' it with you
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Here we go, let's start the party
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Chop it up like it's karate
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Everybody
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you
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Come kick it with me
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And we could have a ball, run up the wall
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That's just we do
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
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It's not as cool as kickin' it with you!
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Hi! Karate students are about to face
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the challenge of their lives.
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Jack
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Kim
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Eddie
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Milton, Jerry.
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Only one can be the...
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Wasabi Warrior!
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Welcome to "Wasabi Warrior."
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I'm your host and sensei rudy.
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You're about to enter a world of mental and physical challenges
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where you should always expect
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the unexpected.
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What was that?
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I just blew up my car. You don't expect that, did you?
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Now go on in and choose your living space
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And I'll be right back with your first challenge.
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What have I done?
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That car's not even paid for yet.
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Check this place out. It's amazing.
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- I call that spot. - I got this one.
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- Yes! - It's all mine.
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What are you doing?
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I claimed this spot already.
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Okay, you can have it. I'll take that one over there.
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Wait a minute.
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If you don't want it, there must be something wrong with it.
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Yeah, yeah, I know how these shows work.
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You're trying to get inside my head.
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Well, it's not gonna happen.
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This thing's like a rock.
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I'm taking that bed.
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I really wanted that spot.
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It's the closest to the bathroom, and I'll say it,
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I have the bladder of a 70-year--
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Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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Welcome to the dragon's playground.
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By random draw, Kim, Eddie and Milton,
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This challenge is for you.It's a race.
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The first part consists of the ball pit of despair.
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It may look like fun
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But beware of hidden ninjas.
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Then you're off to the banzai bounce.
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Lastly, you have to get through
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The path of the tiger.
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Whoever hits the buzzer first, wins the challenge.
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I have a question.
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When you hit the banzai bounce, are you allowed to flip over--
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Go!
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This should be easy.
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I'm built like a flying squirrel.
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Except I don't regurgitate acorns to attract a mate.
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Ninja!
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Am I competitive? Sure.
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Do I wanna win? You bet.
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Nothing's gonna take me down.
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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I did it! I did it!
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I did it! Oh!
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Congratulations, Milton.
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You won the challenge.
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Your prize is a gourmet lobster dinner.
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I can't believe it. I love lobster.
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Milton, before you sit down for your lobster feast,
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You have a choice.
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If you eat the lobster, everyone else in the house eats gruel.
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Or you can eat gruel, while everyone else eats lobster.
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Mmm!
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So how's the gruel?
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A little dry.
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Jack, first chance we get, Milton's gotta go.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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I think I'm done with this one.
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It's mine!
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Our second challenge is the emperor's bridge.
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Jerry and Jack, you're up.
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The object is to try and knock your opponent off the bridge.
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If I win that water rider,
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I'll finally get some attention from the girls,
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Which I don't get on my dad's riding lawnmower.
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You have any idea how hard it is to pick up girls on a lawnmower?
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It's hard, yo.
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Jerry, you'll be fighting with a pugil stick.
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And, Jack, since you're a black belt,
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You'll be fighting with a feather.
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Seriously? A feather?
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Gesundheit.
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Great job, Jack. You won.
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And now you have a choice.
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A traveling carnival abandoned this porta-pooper.
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Everyone else in the dojo will have to spend five minutes
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in what we call the chamber of horrors.
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Or you can spare your friends
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by doing the five minutes yourself.
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I am not making the same mistake as Milton.
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Everyone in the dojo hates him.
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Pretty soon we're gonna be voting someone off,
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And I am not going home.
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I mean, it's a porta-pooper they found behind a carnival.
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How bad could it be?
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Oh, sweet mercy! Let me out!
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Let me out! Oh, it's horrible.
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Whoa whoa whoa!
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- Okay, that is not good. - Eww.
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This is where our game takes a little...
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Twist
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That you couldn't possibly have seen...
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Coming.
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Now we'll go ahead-
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Would you please stop that?
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I'm sorry. I love the gong.
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It's time for a vote to decide
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which of you will be going home in shame.
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I didn't know they voted people off in these shows.
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I've gotta stop reading and start watching tv
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or I'll never get anywhere in life.
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I've counted the votes.
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And the person voted out of the dojo is...
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Going home.
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And that person is...
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One of you.
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Who is it? Tell me! Tell me!
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It's...
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Jack.
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What?!
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After what I did for you people?
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You stabbed me in the back.
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Ooh!
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I did not see that coming.
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I can't believe Jack's gone
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It doesn't feel right.
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He's our friend.
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I'm really gonna miss him. I feel so bad.
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I feel so alive!
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Jack was the biggest threat.
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If we didn't get rid of him, he would have gotten rid of us.
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Poor chump never saw it coming.
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Kim, I gotta admit voting Jack out was brilliant.
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Well, we gotta work together.
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It's the only way anyone wins on these shows.
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What's going on?
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Did you guys form an alliance?
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No no no, it wasn't like that, man, okay?
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We just met in secret and decided to do whatever it takes to win,
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And now that I'm hearing it, yes, absolutely, we have an alliance.
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That's not really fair, is it?
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You're not gonna have to worry about it much longer,
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Because you're out next.
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What?!
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You told me Milton was out next.
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What?! You told me Jerry was next.
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- What?! - Everyone, just calm down.
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I mean
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How much fun was that ball pit?
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You know who you could trust in this game?
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No one!
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We really need to put our names on these things.
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Yeah yeah, you're right.
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Welcome to your next challenge.
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It's called
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The banzai brunch.
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They say revenge is a dish best served cold.
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That's why we've brought in a very special chef--
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Your old friend Jack.
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Hello, friends.
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I put together this menu with you in mind.
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At least one of you must clear your plate or
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I'm back in the game.
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Martial arts requires focus and mental toughness.
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Those skills are about to be put to the test.
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Hello, Kim.
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Maybe you can make a meal out of mealworms.
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I'm out.
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- Eddie. - Oh, come on.
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You wanna see what I have for you?
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Huh-uh.
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What's the matter?
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Cat got your tongue?
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Oh!
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And, milton,
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You know what goes great with lobster?
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Panamanian dung slug.
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Just pretend like it's a big French fry
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with mucus sacs
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swimming in a nice green slime sauce.
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Okay.
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Going down. Going down!
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Yeah!
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Turning around. Coming up! Coming up!
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Jerry, you're our only hope to keep jack out of the game.
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Don't worry I got this.
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Let me warm up with a couple of appetizers.
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Mmm!
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Jerry's gonna do this.
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Hit the road, Jack.
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Not yet.
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Jerry has to clear his plate.
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When I was five, I was sitting at the beach eating a saltine.
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I looked over and saw my grandmother in a bikini.
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Since then, the taste of saltines brings back that horrible memory.
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What I saw was wrong, yo!
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It's a cracker, you big baby, man up!
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I can't!
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Well, congratulations, Jack. No one can clean their plate,
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So you are back in the game.
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Yeah, back in the game, fools.
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Jerry, are you okay?
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Put a robe on, nana. I'm just a little boy.
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Okay, look, it's obvious there's a lot of tension in here.
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Why don't we just take our minds off of it and play a little game?
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What kind of game?
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It's called "one-word story."
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So we go around in a circle and make up a story,
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But each of us only gets to say one word.
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I'll start. This...
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- Game... - Eats...
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- Hairy... - Moose--
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Okay!
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I have a game.
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It's called you three lose
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and I win a water rider on national television.
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That's right. We're on television.
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Hey, everybody, Kim has a crush on that goth dude
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From the yogurt shop with the detachable ponytail.
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I do not!
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Wait. That ponytail's not real?
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Really?
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What are you laughing at?
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The first night here Jerry cried for his mommy.
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What are you laughing at?
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Milton can't go to sleep without his little bunny.
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How long have you known about rondell?
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I've known about it the whole time.
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You just embarrassed me.
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I don't care. You embarrassed me--
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Wow, that is fun.
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Okay.
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Time for the final challenge.
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When it's over, only one warrior will remain.
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It won't be over
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till the blonde's on the water rider.
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Right, but which one of us is the blonde?
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Welcome to the hang tough wall.
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The last person to drop will be presentedr
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with the title of Wasabi Warrior
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By Bobby Wasabi himself.
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You got that right, Rudy.
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So that's it?
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All we have to do is stand here?
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This is gonna be a piece of cake.
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I was born standing up.
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No, literally, my mother had me on a bus and there was no empty seats.
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Oh, its more than just standing.
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Grab ahold of your peg because you're about to hang tough.
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Release the Wasabi wind.
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A little breeze doesn't bother me.
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I'm not letting go until my butt hits that water rider.
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Guys, I don't know if I can keep hanging on any longer.
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My arms are getting so--
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Forget it, Jack!
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It's time for the flaming balls of fury.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Is this even legal?
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Is that all you got?
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You call yourselves ninjas? But...
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Ow!
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Nice shot.
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You guys must be getting pretty hungry up there.
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We've blended together the delicious leftovers
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from our eating challenge--
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The worms, the tongue,
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- The slugs. - The saltines?
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Yes, Jerry, the saltines.
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Prepare yourselves for the shower of shame.
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That was disgusting.
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Yeah, well, why don't you stop whining and drop already?
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Let's just let Jack win something again.
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We never get tired of seeing that.
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Stop feeling sorry for yourself
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Because you're a little weasel.
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You're a backstabbing liar.
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Yeah.
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Stop it!
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I tried to warn you about this.
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We're supposed to be friends.
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Eddie's right. Look at us.
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Hanging on poles covered in slop and yelling at each other.
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It's like my mom's book club.
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Them ladies get real, yo.
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How do we end this?
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To save our friendship,
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We all drop down together.
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He's right. We've gotta show everybody that our loyalty to each other
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is stronger than just some dumb prize.
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- You guys ready? - Yeah.
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One, two, three.
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Wait a minute.
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Where's Eddie?
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What's up, suckers?
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Whoa!
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Ede?
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This is unbelievable.
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He was working us the whole time.
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We have our Wasabi Warrior.
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Well played, Eddie. Well played.
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No hard feelings, right, guys? Just playing the game.
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Eddie.
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You are a lying, conniving snake.
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Seriously, dude,
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That was awesome.
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Dude, you played us so good.
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Hold on. We're about to hit a wave.
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Oh no!
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Whoa, we're flying now.
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How do you stop this thing, Bobby?
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Bobby.
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Bobby!
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