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Okay, the Fashion Council
dinner on the 3rd.
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Mmm, nope,
I'm taking the family to the circus.
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NYU Forum on
"The Future of Publishing," that's the 12th.
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No, can't do it,
parents' night at Hannah's preschool.
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Okie-doke.
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And the Annual
Playboy Pajama Party?
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Please.
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Half-naked bimbos
running around,
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screaming, "The pool's cold!
The pool's cold!"
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Who needs it?
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I hear that.
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(MIMICS WHIRRING)
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Oh, and did you
get those tickets for Barney on Broadway?
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Oh, I tried.
It's completely sold out.
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I don't care.
I wanna surprise Hannah.
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Jack, the kid is two,
you can surprise her with an old piece of bread.
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I'll get on it.
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Guess what I have?
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Why? Are they baffled
down at the clinic?
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Poor Finch.
So much anger, so little body hair.
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What've you got, Nina?
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My source at
Manhattan Magazine just faxed me a sneak preview
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of their Power 100 list.
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Oh, who cares who
they think the most powerful people in New York are?
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It's so repulsive.
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It's important to my dad.
His dream in life is to break the top 50.
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Who's your secret source?
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Oh, an ex-lover.
I can't be more specific.
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Nina, you've gotta start
getting their first names.
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Well, come on, come on,
come on, where's my dad?
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Okay, let's see.
I'm scanning, scanning, still scanning.
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Well, he's not
one of the first three.
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Give me that.
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Not in the first 50.
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Not in the first 75.
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Uh-oh.
What?
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Dead last.
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Last? Oh, man,
he's gonna wig out.
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Oh, no kidding.
He went from 68 to 100. That's a total of...
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Well, I don't have time
to crunch the numbers, but trust me, it's a dip.
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Dennis, I need you
to proofread the...
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What's wrong?
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Why would anything
be wrong?
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Nobody's looking at me.
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Jack, that's not true.
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All right,
I guess you should hear this from us.
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
For some silly reason,
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it seems you've dropped
a touch on the Power 100 list.
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Dead last?
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If it's any consolation,
your buddy Donald Trump plummeted to number five.
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I don't get it.
Our circulation is growing. Our ad revenues are up.
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The 60 Minutes piece was
less damaging than we thought. Things are going great.
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Jack, it's just some
stupid pecking order.
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It's like junior high
all over again.
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Everyone desperate to
be part of the cool crowd.
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(CHUCKLES)
I wouldn't know about that, dude.
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I was a crossing guard.
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You stay, you go.
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Picking up a lunch order
for Jack Gallo.
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Hey, you're that big
Star Wars fan, right?
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, I don't know
about fan. I found the films an amusing diversion. Why?
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Because Mark Hamill
is sitting right behind you.
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Luke!
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Oh.
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(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
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Well, how nice.
Good day.
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Well, of course you're sad.
She was a wonderful woman.
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But she lived a long and
healthy life and, well, at some point you just have to...
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Hey.
Hey.
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
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You remember me?
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Well, should I?
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The '91 sci-fi convention
in Albany.
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You signed
my Stormtrooper helmet.
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Well, that was
a long time ago.
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At a convention far,
far away.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Uh, listen, friend...
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Dennis.
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Okay, whatever.
Dennis.
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Fine. Listen, Dennis...
Yes, Mark?
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Look, I don't wanna be rude.
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And obviously
you're a big fan, and, hey, that's just great.
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But, see, I'm with an
old friend here and, well, and his grandmother just died.
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Oh, no.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, that's tough.
It's always hard to lose a loved one.
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Hey, speaking of death.
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Do you think the Death Star
would have broken the Rebel Alliance
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if Luke hadn't destroyed it?
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I don't know.
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I mean,
if you had to guess.
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I don't wanna guess.
Look, I'm busy.
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Oh, of course.
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I understand.
You're spending time with a friend.
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Right.
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Again, my condolences.
Must be very painful.
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But not as painful as
when Darth Vader chopped off your hand, am I right?
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I'm asking you
nicely to leave.
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(LAUGHS)
That's what the cop at the convention said.
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Will you please go?
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Well,
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you don't need
to get snippy.
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Again, I'm sorry.
It's very sad to lose a loved one.
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Like Obi-Wan Kenobi,
am I right?
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I don't know.
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How could you not know?
You were there!
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All right, that's it.
Look, I don't wanna talk about Star Wars.
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Every day, you people
with your stupid questions. I'm sick of it!
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So, just beat it! Back off!
Go harass somebody else!
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Well, are you through?
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Yeah, I'm through.
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Can I have your fork?
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You wanted to see me?
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Maya, I'm worried
about morale.
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What do you hear
out there in the bullpen?
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Hmm. May I be
frank with you?
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Revolution.
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I'm serious.
What if the new issue of Manhattan Magazine comes out
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and my staff starts thinking
the old man has lost it?
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I'd say
that's highly unlikely.
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Well, I wanna make sure.
I owe them that much.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, I need to
improve my ranking.
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Not for me, but for every
member of the staff who thinks he's been forgotten.
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Hard-working guys, like...
What's his name in shipping with the eyebrow?
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Hey, you wanted us?
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We need to think of a way
to move me up that list.
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How?
The issue comes out in a week.
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Well, you know how
these magazines work.
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They'll be tinkering with it
up to the very last second.
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So?
So, if I can launch some sort of PR campaign, right now,
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really sell myself,
maybe I can still do it.
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How about an ad campaign with
the slogan, "Jack Gallo, more important than you think"?
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No.
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Jack, why do you
care so much about this stupid list?
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Maya, tell him about
Eyebrow in shipping.
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All right,
I've got it.
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What if you gathered together
the covers from every issue of Blush,
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put them into a nice
leather-bound book,
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and sent them out to
all the important people,
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like the editors at
Manhattan Magazine,
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and that would remind them
what a force you are?
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Nina, that's a great idea.
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It is?
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You know,
I have lots of ideas, but I never say them.
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Because I'm always
afraid that some people
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might think they're silly.
But no more.
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From now on, I am going
to say every great idea that comes to mind.
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And they never heard
from her again.
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Yeah, I'm calling to see
if there's any cancellations for Barney on Broadway.
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Yeah, well,
then add some shows.
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I'm telling you,
in a year he's gonna be colder than Hootie's second album.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry, I didn't
mean to scare you.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, the bartender
told me you worked here.
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I came to apologize.
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(GASPS)
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(IN HIGH PITCH)
I'm not gonna cry.
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See, I shouldn't have
said what I did, and, well, I'm really sorry.
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Well, Mark,
it's big of you to admit that.
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You were a little out of line.
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I mean, come on, look at me.
I'm cool. All right?
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I'm not one
of those freaky fans.
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Hi, you've reached
Dennis Finch and...
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Mark Hamill.
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(GIGGLING)
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Of the Rebel Alliance.
So leave a message, you losers!
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(MIMICS LASER FIRING)
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Well, well, well.
Mark Hamill.
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Nina, no!
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(SHUSHING)
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You remember me?
Fox Studios, 1976.
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I auditioned
for the role of Princess Leia?
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Gee, I'm sorry, I don't.
Well, sure you do.
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I'm the one who fired
that prop gun at Mr. Lucas and he was screaming,
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(IN SHRILL VOICE)
"Oh, I've been blinded."
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Nina!
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Hey, if you see that
tall fellow in the dog suit, tell him all is forgiven.
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Please don't deduct
that time from our visit.
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So, maybe we could
just walk around the office and be seen together.
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Or maybe I could
say something and you could laugh like it's funny.
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Hey, I got a better idea.
Why don't we go grab a burger?
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Burger, me and you?
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Sure, I'll meet you
at McGinny's at 8:00.
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INNER VOICE:
Trust your feelings, Dennis. Say yes!
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I love you.
I mean, sure. Yeah, whatever.
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Let's party.
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Good morning!
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Hey, where were you?
I thought we were meeting at the gym.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Mark Hamill stopped by.
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You've been hanging out
all week.
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I thought for sure
he'd be sick of you by now.
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Hey, we're buddies.
He likes how I treat him like we're exactly the same.
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Oh, really?
Does he have action figures of you on his nightstand?
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So, what'd you guys do?
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Uh, he stopped by
around 5:00 with donuts.
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5:00 a.m.?
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Yeah. Mark says that's
when they're the tastiest.
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Doesn't that strike you
as a little odd?
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No. No, no...
Yeah, a little bit.
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We have a crisis.
No, I put the gin in the bottom cabinet.
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Yes, and those are
five frantic minutes I will never get back.
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But that's not it.
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I just got the final draft
of the Power 100 and Jack is off the list.
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What? Completely?
How did that happen?
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Well, they added
someone else to the list and Jack got bumped off.
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Who bumped him?
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Scanning,
scanning, scanning...
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Oh, my God.
You did.
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Let me see.
What?
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Unbelievable.
You're number 47.
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Forty-seven.
Dude, get me Barney tickets.
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"A recent review of
the Blush covers from the past years reminds us
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"of the enormous influence
Elliott DiMauro wields in the world of fashion."
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(DENNIS WHISTLES)
Really?
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Okay, how are we gonna
break this to my dad?
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Look, this list is
a bunch of bunk.
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I mean, in the grand scheme
of things, it means nothing.
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So, the best way
to convince him of this
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is just to go about our day
like it's no big deal.
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You're right.
Right.
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Play it cool.
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I did it!
I made the list!
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It's happening to me!
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To me, Maya! To me!
Can you believe it? It's happening to me! Me!
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Remember, Maya,
play it cool.
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Hey, buddy!
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What are you doing here?
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I thought we could hang out.
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Oh. Well, that's awesome,
but my boss is coming back any second, and, uh,
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got a lot of stuff to do.
That's okay. I'll wait.
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No. I mean,
I'm kind of busy all day working.
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Well, you get a lunch hour,
don't you? And a coffee break?
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I guess.
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Is this your little
ceramic kitten?
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Don't touch that!
238
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,133
Sorry.
I mean, they break easy.
239
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,467
So! What are you doing now?
240
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:56,100
Just gonna hand out
some mail.
241
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,334
Cool! Let's do it.
242
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,067
Well, maybe you
should wait here.
243
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:03,300
Nah, you won't
even notice me. Tickle fight!
244
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,734
Get off me!
245
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:14,834
Hey, Nina, great news!
246
00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:17,667
I just heard through
the grapevine that Manhattan Magazine
247
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:21,300
is more than a little
impressed with our Blush cover book.
248
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,567
Oh, boy.
249
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:25,267
And all thanks to you,
and your big idea.
250
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,801
Keep 'em coming.
251
00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:32,501
Here's another idea,
I'm gonna take off for about a month.
252
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,467
Oh, pretty.
253
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,133
I don't believe it.
254
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,067
Hey, Elliott,
listen to this,
255
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:51,200
"To number 47,
congratulations, Cindy Crawford."
256
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:55,634
Did you hear that?
Forty-seven, huh? Not too shabby.
257
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,501
So, you're not angry?
258
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,501
Angry? Of course not.
259
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,834
So, you're saying
that machine can...
260
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,934
That machine can
collate and staple?
261
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,567
Yes.
262
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:13,701
(CHUCKLES) We could've
used one of those on the Millennium Falcon, huh?
263
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:16,334
Everyone, gather round.
264
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,834
Jack, it's really
not necessary.
265
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:20,334
Oh, sure it is.
266
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:26,234
Listen, I just wanna
say that today has been a great victory
267
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,801
and it wouldn't have
happened without you.
268
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,934
Or people very similar to you.
269
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:39,200
I want champagne,
hors d'oeuvres and a cake with a big 47 on it,
270
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:42,501
because this year, I'm 47!
271
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:47,133
Yeah, 47 in Wookiee years,
maybe.
272
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,467
Dude.
273
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:53,767
Jack...
Dad...
274
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,300
I have some bad news.
275
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,968
Hit me with it.
You can't ruin my day.
276
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:05,334
You're off the list
and Elliott's on.
277
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,834
He's number 47.
Isn't that great?
278
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:14,934
Okay, that's it,
people, show's over. Nothing to see here.
279
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:20,000
You bumped me
off the list?
280
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:22,033
I thought you knew.
I'm sorry.
281
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,067
Please, give me
a little credit.
282
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,968
You think I'd begrudge you
knocking me off the list, hotshot?
283
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,868
I'm proud of you.
You're a winner!
284
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:34,901
Hotshot.
285
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,234
Jack...
Oh, it's "Jack" now?
286
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,167
It's always been Jack.
287
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:43,567
You got all the answers,
don't you, whiz kid?
288
00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:48,701
Well, let me tell you this,
someday, somebody's gonna knock you off that list.
289
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:51,701
Until then, live it up.
290
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:54,167
Let's have that
stinking party!
291
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,567
Harrison Ford used to
get like that.
292
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:12,534
(DOOR OPENING)
293
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,834
Are you even gonna
make an appearance at Elliott's party?
294
00:16:20,901 --> 00:16:24,400
I'm working, Maya.
I thought this was a place of business.
295
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:25,834
Look, I gotta
tell you something.
296
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,634
I know what
you're gonna say.
297
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:31,334
That I gave Elliott
his first break.
298
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,200
That his making the list
reflects on me.
299
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:36,634
That this whole thing
is a victory for me.
300
00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:38,434
That's not what
I was gonna say at all.
301
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:41,300
Are you sure?
Because if you think about it, I'm the one who...
302
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,200
This is not about you.
This is about Elliott.
303
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:45,267
Remember Elliott,
the quiet guy who takes the pictures,
304
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:46,767
while you get all the glory?
305
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:50,400
Fine. Let's see how you do
on the worst day of your life.
306
00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,434
The worst day of your life?
307
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:56,834
You've been through
three divorces. You've passed two kidney stones.
308
00:16:56,901 --> 00:17:02,133
You've sailed a hot-air
balloon straight into the Chrysler Building!
309
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,534
It's the worst day of my life,
because today I know I'm past my prime.
310
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:09,400
Oh, please.
311
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:13,934
It's like in the jungle.
Sooner or later the head lion gets old and crippled
312
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,534
and the younger male
forces him out of the pride.
313
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,400
That's a terrible analogy.
314
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:22,200
Fine. The head lion gets
knocked off a list of the 100 most powerful animals.
315
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:24,300
Oh, Dad!
316
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,767
Honey, I've been
around a while.
317
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:30,000
I know a road sign
when I see one. I'm slipping.
318
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:34,467
Why are you so upset?
It's just a big popularity contest.
319
00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:38,300
So, I'm also not popular.
How could that possibly comfort me?
320
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,534
(INTERCOM BEEPS)
321
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,400
Yes?
DENNIS: (ON INTERCOM) It's Dennis.
322
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:46,334
MARK: (ON INTERCOM)
And Mark Hamill.
323
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,167
DENNIS: Come on, guy,
back off. Jack, your Barney tickets came through,
324
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,200
but it's the same day
as the Prada party. What do you wanna do?
325
00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,934
Barney.
326
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,167
All right, I'll run
the Prada invitation through the shredder.
327
00:17:58,234 --> 00:18:00,334
(DENNIS MIMICS WHIRRING)
328
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,534
Dennis, the shredder's
in my office.
329
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:07,467
MARK: Copy that, Red Leader.
330
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,634
I think I know why
you're not on that list. I'm all ears.
331
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:18,000
That party right there,
it's a perfect example.
332
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:22,267
You're constantly turning
down invitations 'cause you race home to be with Hannah!
333
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,634
Oh, I don't know.
I do.
334
00:18:24,701 --> 00:18:28,467
The party circuit
you're on now involves pony rides and face-painting.
335
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:33,133
You haven't lost any clout,
your priorities have changed.
336
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,200
You're being a good dad.
337
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:38,467
You think so?
338
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,133
Yeah, I do.
339
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,534
Just like you've always
been a good boss.
340
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:50,934
Sensitive, caring
and supportive of employees who make the Power 100 list.
341
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,100
You know, that sort of thing.
342
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:56,367
Fine, I get it.
I'll apologize to Elliott.
343
00:18:56,434 --> 00:19:00,667
And Dad...
I know, I know, you're proud of me.
344
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:04,367
No, we need your credit card
for the watch you bought him.
345
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:18,033
Hey, there you are!
346
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,567
Hey.
So whatcha doin'? Eating ice cream?
347
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,100
Yes, I'm eating ice cream.
348
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:27,567
Hey, didn't you say you worked
in an ice-cream parlor when you were a kid?
349
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,601
Yes.
What kind of hat did you wear?
350
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,300
Was it like a baseball cap
or one of those paper jobs?
351
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:35,501
I don't know.
Who decides the flavor of the month?
352
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,033
I don't know.
353
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,167
What if somebody came in
and asked for a free sample of every flavor
354
00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:41,133
and put it in a cone
they brought from home?
355
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,534
I don't know.
356
00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:44,267
How could you not know?
357
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:47,868
That's it! I don't wanna
talk about ice cream. What is your problem?
358
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:51,767
You follow me around all day
asking stupid questions, acting all psycho!
359
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,801
You're driving me crazy!
360
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,367
You see?
See what?
361
00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:59,400
You see how it is for me?
Having no privacy?
362
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,467
Having total strangers
wanna be your best friend
363
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:06,000
and ask you stupid
questions all day? It's not too much fun, is it?
364
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:10,334
Wait, you did this
all week to, like, teach me a lesson?
365
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,901
That's right.
366
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:15,067
So you're not really crazy?
367
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:18,467
(SCOFFING) Of course not.
368
00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:22,033
Um, in that case,
did Chewbacca speak a real language?
369
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,567
Oh, God.
370
00:20:23,634 --> 00:20:26,501
Because in
the Wookiee dictionary, the verbs don't match.
371
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,901
Is the force still with you?
Is Skywalker...
372
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:36,367
Well, you're very kind.
Of course the work is its own reward.
373
00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,634
Hey, Elliott!
374
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:38,868
Uh-oh.
375
00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:41,200
Elliott, stop.
Come here.
376
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:48,100
I owe you an apology.
377
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:51,501
I'm sorry for the way
I acted and the fact is,
378
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:56,033
you're a wonderful artist,
379
00:20:56,100 --> 00:21:00,534
and you should've
been on that list a long time ago. I mean it.
380
00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:02,868
Thank you, Jack.
That means a lot.
381
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:04,334
Here, I'll have that.
382
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,934
Everyone, I'd like
to make a toast.
383
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,434
No, Jack,
I'd like to make a toast.
384
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:14,400
To the man
who gave me my start.
385
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:17,300
The man whose vision
put us all on the map.
386
00:21:18,968 --> 00:21:21,000
I owe you everything.
387
00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:24,367
In fact, if I could,
I'd call the publisher of Manhattan Magazine right now
388
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:27,868
and tell him that
you belong on this list and not me.
389
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:31,100
To Jack Gallo.
Here, here.
390
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,634
Here, here.
391
00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:34,667
Here, his name is Rick.
392
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:48,234
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you
393
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:51,934
* Keeps bringing me home
394
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,234
* It don't matter
what I wanna do
395
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:59,767
* 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own
396
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:05,901
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *
397
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:10,501
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