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Quick, quick.
Channel 6, fast.
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What?
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My blind date's on TV,
I want to see what he looks like.
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MAN ON TV:
I'm Charlton Heston.
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Ted Kennedy's car
has killed more people than my gun.
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Maya, no!
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No, no. Channel 6.
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And so,
Moose and Raccoon
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climbed into their
candy-covered canoe
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and paddled down
the river of chocolate into the sea.
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Oh!
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Hey, kids, what do you
say we take a stroll on over to Magic Town?
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Come on!
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He's pretty cute, huh?
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Oh, him.
I know this show.
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Hannah watches it
all the time.
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Wait till she finds out
you're dating Mr. Mayor.
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Mr. Mayor?
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Hear ye! Hear ye!
I declare that today's rule
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is that we
count everything.
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I'll start with the
pencils on my desk.
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When you see this guy,
ask him why Mr. Mayor has glasses and a monocle.
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It really bothers Hannah.
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Now, let's all
count our toes.
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One, two,
three, four.
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Busy day in the
executive ranks?
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We're checking out
Maya's date.
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Ooh, an oven mitt
in a top hat? Don't let this one get away.
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No, the puppeteer.
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More like
freak-a-teer.
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Come on, just because
he works with puppets doesn't mean he's weird.
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You couldn't
pay me enough to do that ridiculous job.
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Here, Jack, I'm done
shaving the lint off your floor mats.
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Well, great news.
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Ah, the bleachers for
your bedroom came in.
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At least in my bedroom
it's not a one-man show.
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So, what's the good news?
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Well, you know how
people always say that to plan for the future
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you should make a
sound financial investment?
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Well, I finally
took the plunge.
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Oh, did you go
for that mutual fund I told you about?
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Better.
A trendy night club.
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Shrewd plan.
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But for safety's sake
you might want to take some of that money
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and throw it
out of an airplane.
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Yeah, laugh all you want,
but you know this club
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is gonna bring back the
glory days of Studio 54.
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God, those were good times.
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And it wasn't just
the booze and the drugs.
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It was the elitism
and the sex.
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Does this obnoxious place
have a name?
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Nope. No name, no sign.
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No one'll be
able to find it.
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So, intrigued?
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Nina, I'm not
gonna wait in line like some desperate fool
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just for the outside
chance of dancing with some model wannabe.
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So...
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So how do you
get to this place?
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(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC ON TV)
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
Good night, Jack.
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Hmm.
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Hey, is that
Brian's Song?
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I was flipping around
for the scores and I just got sucked in.
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Oh, wow, I haven't
seen this in years.
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This is without question
the greatest guy movie of all time.
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Ooh, Footloose!
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It's Brian's Song, Dennis.
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This movie gets me
every time. Brian Piccolo fighting for his life, man.
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You know in Footloose,
Kevin Bacon has to fight an entire town
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for his right to dance.
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Dancing? This is
about football, Dennis. This is about friendship.
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Sticking with someone
to the very end.
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Oh, Brian's Song.
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Yeah, I've seen this
about a million times. It's pretty good.
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Mind if I, uh...
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Sit, sit.
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Man, you gotta
love Gayle Sayers.
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Yeah, she's hot.
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Steven. Hi.
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Uh, Maya?
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Sorry I'm late, I got this
last-minute phone call and anyway... Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, please,
it's not a problem.
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I haven't really
been here that long.
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So, blind date,
all these guys in here, how'd you know it was me?
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Oh, I've already dated
all these other guys.
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STEVEN: Ah!
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Uh, no, actually, I cheated.
I watched your show today.
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Oh, I see.
And that didn't scare you off?
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No, I thought
it was terrific.
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Oh, thanks.
Well, I mean, just between you and me,
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I kinda felt like
Mr. Mayor phoned it in, but, uh...
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So, um, how did you
get started with puppets?
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I was obsessed with
Sesame Street in college.
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Really?
Well, I know, I know.
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But you'd be surprised at
how much sense Cookie Monster makes when you're stoned.
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Whereas Oscar the Grouch
just makes you feel really paranoid.
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That's right.
But, Big Bird, he looks delicious.
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(LAUGHING)
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I don't know,
I guess I liked the idea of doing a show that was
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a throwback to the old days.
You know, no fancy sets, no special effects,
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just, uh, me and a
bunch of goofy puppets.
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Seems like a
really fun job.
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I love kids.
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Oh, me, too.
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So, what about you?
I mean, how did you wind up at Blush?
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Oh, really inspiring
story, um...
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Worked hard,
went to college, paid my dues,
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got job from daddy.
Ah!
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I'm really proud.
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Yeah, sure, sure.
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You know, your dad
spoke at my college once.
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Really?
Yeah.
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How was he?
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He was, uh,
thoughtful, uh,
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poignant, inspiring...
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You were stoned then,
too, weren't you? I was stoned, yes.
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Really stoned.
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(SOLEMN INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Damn allergies.
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They're really bad
this year, aren't they?
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(SOBBING)
Stupid pollen.
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Oh, come off it.
Who are we kidding?
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We've all been
moved to tears.
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Why do we
have to hide it?
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It's society.
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It's not like we don't
have feelings, we're just not allowed to show them.
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I'm telling you,
it's society.
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You ask me,
we're the weaker sex.
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I mean,
who hasn't wanted to cry
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after having
his heart broken?
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Yeah, yeah.
So true.
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And haven't you ever
pretended to be tough
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when inside you were
scared and afraid?
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That's right.
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All the time.
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You know, sometimes
I wish I were a woman.
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Take it easy.
Okay.
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Hey, Nina, sorry I didn't
make it to the club last night. How did it go?
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Oh, very hip,
very happening.
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And by the way,
we're now called Club Fun, and here's a map.
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Nobody showed, huh?
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Well, I'll admit that we
were a couple of notches
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below the grandeur
of Studio 54, but it still got wild.
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One woman even
took her top off.
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You?
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Well, somebody had
to get things moving.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Here, miss,
let me help you with that.
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Come on,
we were sharing our personal thoughts.
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Hey, come on, Dennis,
let's lay off.
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Thank you, Jack.
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You're welcome, Susan.
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I trusted you.
I trusted both of you.
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You complain about
men not getting to be sensitive,
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but the minute
one expresses his true feelings
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you're all over him
like a bunch of idiots in a locker room.
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You know what,
you're right.
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We've been
acting childish, and I apologize.
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Here, go buy yourself
something pretty.
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STEVEN ON TV:
...and every girl, and every young fellow.
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I'll heat up the stove
and I'll cook them in Jell-o.
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(YELLING)
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He's so funny
with his voices.
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I take it the
date went well.
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Very well.
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So, what did he say
about the monocle?
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Oh, I forgot to ask.
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Maya, Hannah
really wants to know.
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Fine, I'll ask
him tonight.
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Glasses and a monocle.
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What, is that supposed
to be funny? It's not even clever, it's nothing.
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Nothing but a big
"screw you" to America.
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...and with that,
Snuffle Snore let out one final roar.
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"They got me this time,
but I'll be back for more!"
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(YELLING)
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Now who's ready to
go to Magic Town?
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La, la, la, la.
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Don't tell me
what happens, I'm taping it.
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(SHUSHING)
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(WHISTLING)
What's that, Whistle Wolf?
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My new, favorite,
special friend is here? Send her in!
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Whistling Wolf?
This doesn't even make sense.
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Easy. The wolf, I like.
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Everybody, I want you
to meet a new friend of mine, Miss Panda.
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I had dinner with
her last night.
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And as Mayor
of Magic Town, I declare
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that she's the prettiest
thing you've ever seen.
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Here she is!
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Ooh. Hi, Mr. Mayor.
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I think that's me.
I think I'm Miss Panda.
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Yeah, I know,
and Matt Lauer has a crush on you.
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I didn't say he
had a crush on me.
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I said he was
staring at me in the Guggenheim.
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Maya, watch
the potty mouth.
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Mr. Mayor,
about last night at dinner.
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I'm sorry
I was late.
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Oh, that's okay, Miss Panda.
I got you a present anyway.
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Hold on!
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(GRUNTS)
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Ooh! A new
gold watch.
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That's right.
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And now,
maybe you'll never be late again.
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Because when you're late,
you make someone wait,
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and that's no way
to start a date.
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There's nothing more
that I hate, hate, hate.
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Okay, that's weird.
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Because I was
late for my date last night with Steven.
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Do you think this is
his way of telling me that it really bothered him?
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Maya, you read
too much into things.
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They're just puppets.
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Except for the one
with the monocle, he just burns my ass.
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Steven, I'm sorry again
about being late last night.
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I'm normally on time.
I apologize.
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Oh, please,
I didn't even notice.
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You didn't?
No.
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All I noticed was you.
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You sure?
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I'm sure.
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I'm glad.
Good.
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Pizza's getting cold.
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Oh.
Hmm.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Unless you want it.
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No, no, go on,
take it. I practically ate the whole thing.
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Are you sure?
I'm stuffed.
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I'm watching my
girlish figure. Go.
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Okay.
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Mmm.
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Yeah! Pizza!
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My favorite!
I'm so hungry!
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Oh!
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Miss Panda.
What a nice...
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Pizza!
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What?
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Give me!
Give me!
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(SCREAMING)
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Give me!
Give me!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPING)
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I can't wait to
see the show after you guys have sex.
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Hey! Maya,
you ready to go?
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Steven, hi.
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Oh, Maya, who's
your celebrity friend?
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Steven, this
is Nina Van Horn.
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Hi.
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00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:07,267
Hi. Do you think that
you could possibly
247
00:13:07,334 --> 00:13:09,968
mention my
new night club on your show tomorrow?
248
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:13,601
Uh, well, actually
most of my viewers are aged two to seven, so...
249
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,033
Oh, oh, that's okay,
we have a very loose policy on carding.
250
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,200
Ah!
251
00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:20,601
By the way,
I like your outfit.
252
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,000
Oh, it's real giraffe.
253
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,667
My friend Binnie
accidentally ran it over
254
00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:26,334
at a party at
Michael Jackson's house.
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00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,701
(LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)
256
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,901
Hey. I'm
Elliott DiMauro. Oh, hi!
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00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:35,400
Oh, nice to meet you.
I've heard all about you.
258
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,267
Oh, all good I hope.
259
00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:40,234
Yeah, well, except
for that part about you wanting to be a woman.
260
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,901
(LAUGHS)
261
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:47,000
Steven, I have to
ask you something.
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00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,834
Am I doing things
that annoy you?
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00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:50,567
What do you mean?
264
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:53,000
First I'm late for the date
and you scold Miss Panda.
265
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,767
And then Miss Panda
eats all the pizza.
266
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,334
And I just can't help
thinking that you're trying to tell me something.
267
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,434
What, with the puppets?
You're kidding?
268
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,067
I mean, I am
Miss Panda, aren't I?
269
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,934
Well, no, no.
270
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,467
But, I could create
a character for you, if you like.
271
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:11,200
Maybe a lady-bug
or a dove.
272
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,501
No, that's
not the point.
273
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,234
Look, Maya.
274
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,067
I like you.
275
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:19,901
And if I had anything
to say to you I would just come right out and say it.
276
00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:20,968
Really?
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00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,734
I promise.
278
00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:24,200
Okay?
279
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:26,033
Oh, my dad. Dad!
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00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,534
I want you
to meet Steven.
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00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:28,701
Oh. Hi, Steven.
282
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,534
Nice to meet you,
Mr. Gallo.
283
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:34,434
Steven, something on
your show is bothering my daughter, Hannah.
284
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:39,200
Why does Mr. Mayor have
glasses and a monocle?
285
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:42,601
Ah! Well,
he's got a very difficult prescription.
286
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:43,701
(LAUGHS)
287
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,501
No, seriously.
288
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,801
Well, uh, actually
the truth is that
289
00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:51,367
I was trying to decide
between the glasses or the monocle,
290
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:55,033
and I accidentally
kept them both on and it made my nephew laugh.
291
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,434
What is he,
a little off?
292
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,067
Dad, we have to go.
293
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,133
Nice to meet you.
294
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,067
Nice meeting
you, too, Steven.
295
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,300
Hiding behind a child.
296
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,133
It was great
working with you, you were fantastic.
297
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,934
Oh, thanks.
298
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,868
So, if you're not doing
anything tonight, maybe we can grab some dinner.
299
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:22,634
Ooh, uh, I don't know.
A couple of my friends warned me about you.
300
00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:24,567
What? What did they say?
301
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,534
They said you
were a womanizer.
302
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:28,701
Hmm. Yeah,
they're half right.
303
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:31,968
Not now, Finch.
304
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,634
What?
Nothing.
305
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,734
Elliott said he wanted
to be a Girl Scout.
306
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,000
I said I wanted
to be a woman.
307
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,734
(GASPS)
He said it again!
308
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,000
Well, I think
it's sweet.
309
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,901
You do?
310
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:48,133
Yeah. I like it when
guys stop trying to act all macho.
311
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,734
Thank you.
312
00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:51,801
You know, I am
kind of hungry.
313
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,501
Let's go.
314
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,767
Why can't
all men be as honest as you?
315
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,567
It's society.
316
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:07,834
Hey!
Hey.
317
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,167
You know,
sometimes I wish I were a woman.
318
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:12,100
I thought you
were a woman.
319
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:18,234
Sorry I'm late, Jack.
I came right from the club.
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00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,367
Nina, don't you think
you're spending a little too much time there?
321
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:23,200
Oh, well,
don't worry, it's all over.
322
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,534
My friend Binnie's
flare gun went off into the velvet curtains,
323
00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:28,667
the whole place
burned to the ground.
324
00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:29,901
I hope no one was hurt.
325
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:32,300
No. Fortunately,
the Village People were performing
326
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,300
and the Indian
led us to safety.
327
00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:39,033
Told you that club
was a bad investment.
328
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,133
You know what's
a bad investment?
329
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,667
Letting your money
sit in a bank while your dreams go unfulfilled.
330
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:48,300
Well, maybe things didn't
turn out the way I wanted.
331
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:51,334
But at least I got on
that merry-go-round and grabbed for that brass ring
332
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:56,067
and for one brief, shiny,
fiery moment I was dazzling.
333
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,133
No insurance?
334
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,234
Not a dime!
335
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,567
Again with the TV?
336
00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:08,534
Look, he's sort of
my new boyfriend, I have to support him.
337
00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:09,834
(WHISTLING)
338
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,667
What's that,
Whistle Wolf?
339
00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:16,000
Someone is
here to see me? Send her in!
340
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,234
The wolf should get
more camera time.
341
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,968
He's like a young Pacino.
342
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:26,934
I want to introduce you
to a new friend of mine.
343
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,100
She works in
the same office as Miss Panda,
344
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:33,868
and her name
is Gina Giraffe.
345
00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:35,534
(HUMMING)
346
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,667
Yeah, isn't she pretty?
347
00:17:39,734 --> 00:17:40,968
(WHISTLES)
348
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:44,000
Hi. I'm Gina Giraffe.
349
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,934
I like you, Mr. Mayor.
350
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,200
Would you like
to come over to my house and play?
351
00:17:51,334 --> 00:17:54,801
Now is that
giraffe a bit slutty, or is it just me?
352
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,601
Miss Panda?
353
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,868
Hey, why doesn't
Gina Giraffe
354
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:07,367
come over to
my house tonight for a sleepover?
355
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:12,033
I don't like
that idea, Mr. Mayor.
356
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,601
Well, why not?
357
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,534
I know I'm
up for it.
358
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:20,667
Because I don't
want to share you with anyone else.
359
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:24,334
Well, but
sharing is good.
360
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,968
Playing in
the sand box. Swinging. Yeah.
361
00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:33,033
There's enough
of Mr. Mayor to go around.
362
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:38,267
Besides, I bet
Gina Giraffe
363
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,534
knows some new games
that I'd like to learn.
364
00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:44,200
I can tell.
365
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,000
Oh, my God.
366
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,601
Is he saying what
I think he's saying?
367
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,367
No. He just
wants to nail Nina.
368
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,267
Oh, how sweet.
I really needed that today.
369
00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:08,567
* ...it's much
more comfortable between your toes
370
00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:12,501
* And don't stick a
sunflower up your nose *
371
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:16,067
Oh, ho,
we'll be right back.
372
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,501
Steven?
373
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:26,634
Oh, hey, Maya.
Did you hear the sunflower song?
374
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,901
Because that's based
on a true story.
375
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,601
Steven, we need to talk.
I don't know what kind of sick games you're playing.
376
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,267
Wait, wait. What are
you talking about?
377
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:37,400
Gina Giraffe? Nina?
If you have a thing for Nina, just say so.
378
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,767
For Nina?
379
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,000
Come on, Steven.
A sleepover with Gina Giraffe?
380
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,434
You cannot
deny the subtext of the situation here.
381
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:45,868
Subtext? Maya, they're
just puppets, okay?
382
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,567
Look, there may have been
some weird coincidences,
383
00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:49,968
but they're just puppets.
384
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,868
But Gina Giraffe?
Gina, Nina?
385
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:55,267
Look, Maya. Maya,
I don't know where all this is coming from, okay?
386
00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:59,067
But you are
the one that I'm crazy about.
387
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:02,701
And I don't want
anybody else, but you, okay?
388
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,501
All I want is you.
389
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:06,133
(TV SHOW MUSIC PLAYS)
390
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,467
Look, I gotta go back on.
I'm almost on. Are you okay?
391
00:20:09,534 --> 00:20:11,100
I'm not sure.
392
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,934
I think so.
393
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,534
They're just puppets?
They're just puppets.
394
00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:17,767
Oh, I feel so stupid.
395
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:21,234
Oh, don't.
Okay? All right, you're the best.
396
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,000
Okay.
Okay, look, I gotta go.
397
00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:24,300
You wait for me
over there? Okay. Okay.
398
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:25,767
Hey, I miss you already.
399
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,701
Okay.
Okay? All right.
400
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:32,868
(GRUNTS)
401
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:37,000
Well, sorry I was
late everyone,
402
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,667
but Miss Panda was
complaining again.
403
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,767
I was not
complaining.
404
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:47,334
I think it's
sick and wrong for you to invite
405
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,434
Gina Giraffe for
a sleepover.
406
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,734
I'm Miss Panda.
407
00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:56,434
I use words
like "subtext"
408
00:20:56,501 --> 00:21:00,701
to show
that I went to a good college.
409
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:03,234
I never pick up
the check!
410
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,701
All right, that's it!
Stand up, you little freak!
411
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,801
I'm Mr. Mayor!
What's happening?
412
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:12,167
I'm gonna rip your
head off, that's what's happening!
413
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:15,634
You have messed
with the wrong panda! Get off!
414
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:18,634
And glasses and a
monocle are stupid!
415
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:22,000
(GASPS)
Call 911.
416
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,901
You can't hurt me!
417
00:21:23,968 --> 00:21:26,067
The Mayor
likes it rough!
418
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:29,801
(SCREAMING)
419
00:21:29,868 --> 00:21:32,033
Hey. Hey, hey.
Don't hurt the wolf.
420
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,234
He had nothing
to do with it!
421
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:47,901
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you
422
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:51,167
* Keeps bringing me home
423
00:21:52,434 --> 00:21:55,534
* It don't matter
what I wanna do
424
00:21:55,601 --> 00:22:00,734
* 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own
425
00:22:02,334 --> 00:22:06,400
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *
426
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:11,000
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