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Finch, I need you to...
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What are you doing?
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Making a little movie
in my head.
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Ah, yes, Jill.
You know, rumor has it she's interested
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in somebody
around here.
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Hey, wait a minute.
I'm around here. Could it be me?
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I don't see how.
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Well, it doesn't
hurt to ask.
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(HUMMING)
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Hello, Jill.
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Hi, French.
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Finch.
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So word around campus
is you're kinda into me.
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Nope.
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Oh, it does hurt
to ask.
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So who is it, Elliott?
That stupid Elliott?
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I don't even want
to know. Is it him?
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Don't tell me.
Is it him?
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Actually, if you promise
not to tell anyone...
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It's her.
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Her?
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(STUTTERS)
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I can trust you,
right?
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Sure.
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I happen to know
that she's been thinking about
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expanding
her playing field.
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She told you that?
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We're like
best friends.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
Hey, Maya, what are you...
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What, are you carrying
some papers there?
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Huh?
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Yeah. Okay then.
Good stuff.
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Yeah, she's fun.
She's the best.
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Maybe I'll just
ask her out.
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Hey, wait a second.
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You don't want
to scare her off, do you?
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Remember
your first time?
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Yeah.
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Oh my God,
tell me about it.
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Well, I mean...
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Maybe the three of us
should go out to dinner.
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Why would
I want you there?
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Again, back to
your first time.
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Don't you think
you would have felt more comfortable
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if there was
a third person there?
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There was
a third person there.
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Holy...
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French, are you okay?
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So, three of us
are on for tonight?
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I still don't know
why I'd want you there.
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Jill, this is
a big step for Maya.
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Don't you think
she'd be more comfy
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taking that big step
with her best friend there?
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Okay. Let's do it.
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Cool. I'll see
what I can put together.
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What did she...
Can't talk!
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Jack, quick question.
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Dennis, did you know
the president of Virgin Airlines
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goes jogging
with his mechanics?
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I'll get right on that.
Yeah.
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Anyway...
And the head of Intel,
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one of his employees
hit him in the face
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with a pie
at a company picnic.
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I'm sure
he deserved it. Anyway...
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Dennis, you're
missing the point.
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Business Week says
he's one of the guys,
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the workers' pal.
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Do I seem like
one of the guys?
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You're the boss,
you tell me.
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Well, would you
feel comfortable throwing a pie at me?
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More and more
as this goes on.
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Anyway, Maya wants to
learn how to schmooze the models
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so she wants to take
one of them to dinner tonight. Okay?
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Well, as long as she...
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All right,
I'll set it up.
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Not now, busy!
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Maya, Jack wants
you to take Jill,
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you know,
one of the models, to dinner tonight.
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Really?
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Hey, don't shoot
the messenger.
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But I don't deal
with the models. Did he say why?
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To schmooze her.
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He wants you to take
a more active role in the magazine,
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expand your
playing field.
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And he wants me
to tag along. So Bartini at 8:00?
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All right.
If he said so...
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And wear something hot.
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Jill! Hey,
there you are.
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Bumped into Maya.
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You know,
she's into it. So, tonight?
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Eight-ish? Downstairs?
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Really? Great.
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Cool, see you there.
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What are you up to?
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Oh, not much.
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Jill has a crush on Maya,
and I'm playing matchmaker.
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Why?
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Why?
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Call it a quest,
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call it a dream,
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but if I can be
part of, adjacent to
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or even hear about
two women frolicking in the secret garden,
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then I will not have
lived my life in vain.
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Well, that's all
very fine and dandy,
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but despite her fondness
for Birkenstocks,
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Maya is not
into women.
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Let me lay
a little science on you, Nina.
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All women are two drinks away
from a girl-on-girl adventure.
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According to who?
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According to any movie
on Cinemax After Dark.
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Sorry, I'm late.
My lunch date went on forever.
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Maybe he was
thinking of baseball.
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(LAUGHING)
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That's very funny, Elliott.
Now hold still.
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(LAUGHS)
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Like you've got
a reflection.
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Okay, let me
run this idea by you.
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I've been thinking
about adding a men's style section.
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And I thought maybe
I'd head it up myself.
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What do you think?
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Sounds like a winner.
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Mmm, I'm on board.
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Okay, knock it off.
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Clearly I have my shirt
hanging out of my fly,
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I got toilet paper
stuck to my shoe
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and if I weren't the boss,
you'd be all over me!
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Very perceptive,
chief.
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Well, come on,
I want everyone here
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to think of me
as just one of the guys.
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So give me
your best shot.
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Nah.
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No, go ahead.
Sock it to me.
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No, no. I...
I don't think so.
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Don't be shy.
I want you to.
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May we confer?
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Please.
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(WHISPERING)
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Well, we got
a good shot about Nina.
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It involves
my promiscuity.
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Come on,
you know what I mean.
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Nina, you first.
Let 'er rip!
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Okay.
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(STUTTERS)
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Hey, where'd you get
that striped tie?
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The striped tie shop?
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Okay. I admit
I've got a striped tie on.
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Not especially clever,
but a good start. Elliott?
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All right.
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Well, you always
go on about Donald Trump.
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So, why don't
you just marry him?
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Ha! That's good.
I do go on about Trump.
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Okay, Jack Gallo
is one of the guys,
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spread the word.
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More like spread
the peanut butter, huh, tubby?
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, nice vest, Jack.
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Would you mind
pulling my car around?
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, Jack,
it's almost noon.
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Shouldn't you
be getting married again?
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Gold!
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Hey, Jack, that shirt's
a little wrinkled.
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Kind of matches
your face.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, Jack, can you turn
your nose up to the sun?
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I want to see
what time it is.
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Very good then...
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You know, I'm not saying
that you're a bad-golfing, gadget-buying...
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Cradle-robbing.
...pompous bag of wind...
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All righty!
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I shouldn't be here.
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I mean, what am I
going to say to her?
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I don't know
how to schmooze models.
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Just relax.
Have a drink or two.
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Something
from the bar?
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Sea Breeze.
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And for you, sir?
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That is for me,
smart guy.
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The lady will have
a Brain Eraser, no ice.
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That sounds
kind of strong.
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No, it's like
ginger ale.
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But don't put it
near the candle.
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Here she comes.
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Give her
a little kiss hello. It's very European.
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She's from Wisconsin.
She travels.
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Hey!
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Hi, Maya. Hey.
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Good to
see you, Jill.
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You look great.
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Oh, thank you.
So do you.
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I mean,
of course you do. You're a model.
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JILL: Well, thanks.
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Oh, I saw the proofs
from your shoot.
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Really exquisite.
Really beautiful.
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Really quite exquisite.
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Thanks again.
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Can we get
some drinks here!
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You seem nervous.
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Me? No.
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It's just that,
you know, I've never done this before.
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It's my first time
with a model.
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Well, if it makes
you feel any better
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I was nervous
about meeting you too.
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You were?
Yeah.
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You're a beautiful,
intelligent woman.
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And I'm glad
you decided to
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"expand your
playing field."
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You're making
this easy.
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Just be gentle.
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I will.
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Are you sure
you've never done this before?
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No, and do you want
to hear something really embarrassing?
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I was practicing
in front of the mirror all afternoon.
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You don't have
to be embarrassed.
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And I want you
to know up front, I'm glad to be here,
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but I'm not really into
all that butt-kissing.
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(SNICKERING)
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Oh, Finch,
thanks for ordering those oysters.
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They were great.
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You want more?
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Are you kidding?
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Any more and
someone's going to have to
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help me
out of these pants.
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Dennis Finch?
Beat it.
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You have a phone call.
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It's Mr. Gallo.
He says it's urgent.
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(GRUNTS)
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How many times
do I have to tell him
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the VCR goes on three?
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Be right back.
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So, this
has been fun.
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Yeah, it has.
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I don't know what
I was so nervous about.
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It's not like
you're going to bite me or anything.
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Not unless
you want me to.
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So, Maya,
I was wondering...
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Maybe, if
you're not too tired,
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we can go out
after this.
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When you say go out...
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Or stay in.
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That's what
I thought you meant.
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Listen, Jill,
I'm really flattered, but I don't date women.
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So why did Finch say
that you wanted to?
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He said that?
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Oh, he is unbelievable!
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Did he really think
he was going to get us together?
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Then he probably
wasn't a real Navy SEAL, was he?
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No.
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Or the original Nicholas
on Eight is Enough?
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No, that one's true.
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I can't believe
he did that.
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Men.
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What is it
about two women?
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Actually,
I kind of get it.
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So what now?
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How about
we get him back?
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00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,667
All right,
let's do it.
259
00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:42,701
Great. You mean,
get Finch back?
260
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,667
Yes, get Finch back.
261
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,767
Here he comes.
262
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:50,167
Give me a minute
with him. I know what to do.
263
00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:51,567
So how's my dad?
264
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:52,767
Oh, fine.
265
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,701
His cell phone
was vibrating in his coat pocket,
266
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,701
he thought
he was having a heart attack.
267
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,868
Be right back.
Don't go away.
268
00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:01,200
I won't.
269
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:03,901
Ooh.
270
00:12:03,968 --> 00:12:05,167
(DENNIS SNICKERING)
271
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:06,334
So, I have
to thank you,
272
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,133
I'm really getting
a good vibe from her.
273
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,133
Hey, just seeing
you two gals happy
274
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,601
is almost
all the thanks I need.
275
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,501
I still feel like
I owe you something.
276
00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,701
Define owe.
277
00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:23,067
Well...
Do you like to watch?
278
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,000
I could take it
or leave it.
279
00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,534
Afternoon,
Elliott.
280
00:12:41,601 --> 00:12:43,634
Do you have to bring
that foul-smelling thing in here?
281
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:44,734
It's not even lit.
282
00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:46,834
I was talking
to the cigar.
283
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,467
Nina.
284
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:50,567
Nice hair.
285
00:12:50,634 --> 00:12:52,400
Thanks.
In your ears.
286
00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:54,868
Hey, Jensen.
287
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:56,033
Hey, Jackass.
288
00:12:58,634 --> 00:13:00,033
You wanted to see me.
289
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,667
Close the door.
290
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,701
Uh-oh.
291
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,701
Finch, did you know
Jill made a move on me last night?
292
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:11,067
Well, that doesn't
make any sense. You're both women.
293
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,434
I think
that's the point.
294
00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:18,767
This damn city.
295
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,200
The thing is,
I liked it.
296
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,834
Say what?
297
00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:30,234
The thing is,
I haven't felt this way
298
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,100
since sophomore year
of college.
299
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:36,300
You know, just me
and my sorority sisters.
300
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,033
A pillow fight,
301
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,234
an innocent tug
on a Babydoll nightie.
302
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,634
(MUMBLING)
303
00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:44,434
A dare taken too far...
304
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,701
Lotion.
305
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:51,033
Anyway, I have
a favor to ask.
306
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:54,300
And I know this will
sound weird, but...
307
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,601
Oh, I can't
even say it.
308
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:56,801
Say it!
309
00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,067
I mean,
I'm here for you.
310
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,133
Well, Jill and I
are going out again tonight,
311
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,167
and who knows
what's going to happen?
312
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,834
And for some
strange reason,
313
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:08,968
I would just feel
more comfortable if you were there.
314
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,367
Holy crap.
315
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:14,234
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
316
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,467
Is this a bad time?
317
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:17,601
It's the best
time of my life.
318
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,234
Hey, you.
Hey, you.
319
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,534
Listen, I've got
some bad news.
320
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,033
I have to cancel
dinner tonight.
321
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,167
No!
322
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,834
How come?
323
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:31,067
Well, I have to fly off
to Japan tomorrow
324
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,601
and I just have
too much to do.
325
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,501
I'll be gone
for months.
326
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,434
Oh, well.
Too bad.
327
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:41,534
That's quitter talk.
How much can you have to do?
328
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,634
A lot.
Look at this list.
329
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,767
Renew passport.
That's easy.
330
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,834
Get Dad
leather jacket. Easy.
331
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,367
He weighs 300 pounds.
332
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,167
(GRUNTS)
333
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:54,267
Paint apartment?
334
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:55,334
Subletting.
335
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,367
Take dog to Montauk?
336
00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:58,834
Nana's going to
watch him.
337
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:00,267
This is impossible.
338
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,434
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I guess this is it.
339
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,701
If I don't
see you again, take care, you.
340
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:06,834
(SQUEALS)
341
00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:08,400
(BOTH MOANING)
342
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,934
I'll do it!
Give me those keys!
343
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,400
How are you
going to get all that done?
344
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:16,400
I'm a frustrated
male secretary. God owes me!
345
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,133
Excuse me. Sorry,
sorry. Please. Sorry.
346
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,501
Sir, I need this
renewed right away.
347
00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,167
This is not
your passport, sir.
348
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,267
Yes it is.
349
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:31,467
You look nothing like
the woman in this picture, ma'am.
350
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:34,801
Well, thanks for the dig,
but if you could just stampy-stampy.
351
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,901
Sir, only the holder
of a passport can have it renewed.
352
00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:39,634
It's a strict policy.
353
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:42,634
Please, you have no idea
how important this is.
354
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,167
If you were the President
of the United States
355
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:47,033
and it was a matter
of national security,
356
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,767
I still couldn't
help you.
357
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,601
Sir, if I get this
passport renewed,
358
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:55,767
I have a chance to make
every man's dream come true.
359
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,367
Two women?
Yeah.
360
00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:00,667
Give me the papers, sir.
361
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:02,667
Get this man through!
362
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:08,667
CHORUS:
* Two girls for every boy
363
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,501
* I bought a '30 Ford wagon
and we call it a woody
364
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:18,467
* Two girls
for every boy
365
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,267
* They say they never
roll the streets up
366
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,267
* 'Cause there's always
something going
367
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:28,267
* Two girls
for every boy
368
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:31,267
* And we're goin'
to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
369
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:34,667
* You know, we're goin'
to Surf City, gonna have some fun
370
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:38,000
* You know, we're goin'
to Surf City 'cause it's two to one
371
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,767
* You know, we're goin'
to Surf City, gonna have some fun now
372
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,167
* Two girls for every
373
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:50,267
* Two girls
for every boy *
374
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,434
Good, you're here.
375
00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:03,901
No, we're still
outside, Einstein.
376
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:06,934
Bravo. Have a seat.
377
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,400
Ah, new chairs?
378
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,801
Yeah, what do
you think?
379
00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:12,300
They're great,
but where will Spock and Kirk sit?
380
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:13,534
(LAUGHING)
381
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,000
(BUZZING)
Ow!
382
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,100
Did I just get shocked?
383
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,834
Oh, must be
static electricity.
384
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:22,467
So, I had an idea
for the next issue...
385
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,567
Well, that must've
startled you out of your nap.
386
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:25,667
(LAUGHING)
387
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:27,133
(BUZZING)
Ow!
388
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:31,067
What's up with this chair?
It keeps shocking me.
389
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,534
You want to see shocking?
Check out that stray eyebrow.
390
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:34,667
(LAUGHING)
391
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,501
(BUZZING)
392
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,067
Whoo! Thanks.
393
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,267
These chairs are wired.
You're shocking us!
394
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,100
Gotcha.
What?
395
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:47,000
Sure, you give me a shot,
I give you one back.
396
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,167
Bam, I'm one of the gang.
397
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,534
Sit down, Chuckles,
let's trade zingers.
398
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:54,400
Jack, could you give me
three short ones
399
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,868
followed by a long,
sustained one?
400
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:03,801
This is ridiculous.
You told us to treat you like one of the gang,
401
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,901
we do, and now
you're electrocuting us?
402
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:08,667
Fine.
If you can't take a joke
403
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:11,701
then you're
no longer allowed to make fun of me.
404
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,634
You big baby.
405
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,300
Fine, then we just
go back to the way things were.
406
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,367
Fine.
407
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:18,968
And you're
the big baby.
408
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,067
(BUZZING)
409
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,400
(ELLIOTT SCREAMING)
410
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:25,400
NINA: Hey, Jack,
do these come in a love seat?
411
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,868
(PANTING)
412
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,400
I did it!
413
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,667
Everything on the list!
It's all done!
414
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:35,300
Are you serious?
415
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,701
Nana says "Hello."
416
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,033
So, how's it going here?
417
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,734
Great.
418
00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:44,868
We were just about
to take care of the bill
419
00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,667
and head back
to my place.
420
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:47,734
Really?
421
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,234
And we were hoping...
422
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,701
I mean,
if you're not busy...
423
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,734
Maybe you
can join us.
424
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,367
Finch, are you crying?
425
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,133
I'm just so happy.
426
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,968
Oh, Finch.
427
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,467
When I was
a little boy, my dad told me
428
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,901
that good things
only happen to good people.
429
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,968
Now I know
he was wrong.
430
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,868
Okay, then. I'll just
pay the bill and we'll get going.
431
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,334
That's all right.
I got it.
432
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,868
No, no, no.
Dinner's on me.
433
00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:19,267
Really, I insist.
434
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:20,834
What's the deal?
435
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,467
You don't think
I can afford to pay for dinner?
436
00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:25,467
I'm trying to be nice.
I do make more money than you.
437
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:27,734
Oh, right, I'm sorry
I don't make a million dollars
438
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,167
prancing around
in my underwear.
439
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,234
(PANTING)
It's all good.
440
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:36,400
I model lingerie.
And I don't prance.
441
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,167
That's right.
You just sit there.
442
00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:39,968
So this is what
you think of me.
443
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,601
Maybe it is.
444
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,100
Well, then
maybe we shouldn't go through with this.
445
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,234
Fine. The whole
thing's off.
446
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,567
Don't do this!
447
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:49,367
Don't let this
dream die on me!
448
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:51,501
Forget it, Finch.
It's over.
449
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:55,000
Nothing is over!
This isn't about you or me.
450
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:56,834
It's about hope
and it's about love!
451
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,167
And it's about
three people grabbing
452
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,100
some happiness
in this crazy world.
453
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,467
It's not
gonna happen.
454
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,434
You're gonna
have to grab your own happiness.
455
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,968
Very well.
456
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,801
But remember...
457
00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:13,000
You can kill the dreamer,
458
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,200
but you can't
kill the dream.
459
00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:49,901
(MEN CHEERING)
460
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:17,234
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you
461
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,534
* Keeps bringing me home
462
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,133
* It don't matter
what I wanna do
463
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:30,067
* 'Cause it's got a
mind of its own
464
00:21:31,701 --> 00:21:36,067
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *
465
00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:40,667
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