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♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Troll the ancient
Yuletide carol ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la-la ♪
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♪ See the blazing yule
Before us ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la- ♪
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All right.
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One more fa-la-la,
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and tiny Tim gets it
in the good leg.
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And don't even think
about getting up
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until you're back in the lobby.
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Ho-ho-ho.
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Finally.
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I've been on hold
for a half-hour.
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All right,
I need a ticket
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from Penn Station
to Albany.
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Excuse me, someone said
there was bottled water
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in the fridge, but I-
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Shh.
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Yeah, of course
it's a round trip.
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Have you ever been
to Albany?
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I'm sorry, but I'm
kind of in a rush.
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Yeah, we all are,
it's Chris-
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D. Finch,
at your service.
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Hey, did anyone
ever tell you
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you could be a model?
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I am a model.
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Get out.
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Oh, my God,
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we've got a psychic
connection thing
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going on here.
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So you here
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for a shooty-
toot-toot?
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No, just a fitting.
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I'm in that swimsuit thing
Elliott's doing over Christmas.
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Hmm,
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what swimsuit
thing?
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The one in the Caribbean.
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Ah, sounds
like fun.
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Yeah, right,
a week on a tiny island
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with a dozen stir-crazy models
who have nothing to do
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but complain
about how lonely they are.
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I mean, can you imagine?
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Since I was 13.
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Hey, there he is.
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That is a cool scarf.
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Oh, no, you found out
about the shoot.
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Come on,
you've got to let me go.
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No.
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I'll pay
for my own plane ticket,
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and you don't have to
get me a hotel room,
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because I can bunk
with the models.
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No way, no way, the last time
I took you on a shoot with me,
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you walked in on Kate Moss
taking a shower.
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That was an innocent mistake.
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I was trying to walk in
on Elle MacPherson.
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I've got something
for all of you.
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Yeah, bring it on.
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Oh, Nina.
All right.
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Catalogs?
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Well, I know
how hard it is
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to shop for me,
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so this year,
I've registered.
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Please, people,
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couldn't we just skip
the whole gift thing
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this year?
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What? No presents for Christmas?
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That's like Easter
without high-stakes poker.
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Elliott's right.
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We should do
something meaningful
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and pool all our money
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and give it to someone
who could really use it,
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you know, change someone's life.
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Maya, I'm all for anything
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that'll keep me
out of the stores.
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Amen to that, brother.
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Still not going,
Finch.
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Then it's settled.
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We'll give the money
to someone deserving.
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Agreed,
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but say I want to
buy you all presents
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on top of the money
I donate.
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Nope, no presents
whatsoever.
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Gotcha,
hardly any presents.
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No presents.
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Right, a minimum
of presents.
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Not one single present.
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Okay, okay,
you don't have to tell me twice.
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Now, all
we have to do
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is find someone
deserving.
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Oh, I know someone
who'd be perfect.
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Poor guy sweats his butt off
nights and weekends,
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and all the while
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with a great big smile
on his face.
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Nina,
we're not giving all our money
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to some Chippendale's dancer.
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He has a name.
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It's Kenny,
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and for your information,
he has a very, very sad story.
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His stingy insurance company
won't pay for his calf implants.
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Okay.
Oh, fine.
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He'll just go on wearing
higher-than-average cowboy boots
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to hide this secret shame.
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I'm sorry. I come back later.
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No, it's okay. Come in.
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I come back later.
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No, really, it's okay.
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Because if it's not okay,
I can-
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I know, you can come back later.
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Okay.
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No, wait, please.
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It's no problem, really.
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Um, what's your name?
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Jesús Santos.
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Jesús, it's nice to meet you.
I'm Maya.
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Ah, Maya-
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Centuries ago, the Mayans
raped and pillaged my people...
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But I am sure you are very nice.
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Please.
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Um,
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how long have you been working
the night shift?
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Since sundown.
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No, I meant how long...
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Oh, oh.
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Uh, in two weeks,
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it will be one year,
eight months...
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And 2 weeks.
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Must be hard working nights.
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Oh, no, it is fine.
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This week, I'm also working days
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since the others,
they go to visit their families.
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And what about you?
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Me?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm working hard
for the American dream.
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Oh, and what's that?
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To open my own smoothie bar.
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Hmm.
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"Jesús' Juices."
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It's got a nice ring to it.
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Thank you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I must be keeping you
from your work.
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No.
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No, no, no...
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unless I can go.
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Oh...sure.
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Now I have insulted you.
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I will stay.
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I will go.
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Good night, Jesús.
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Good night.
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Nina,
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you haven't seen a camera lens
lying around here,
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have you?
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It's about yay long,
and the casing's sort of faded.
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No, I haven't seen it.
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It's no big deal.
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I have lots of lenses.
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That's it, shoot's canceled.
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What is the problem?
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I can't find my lens.
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So don't you have,
like, 30 of them?
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Yes,
but they're not all
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his lucky thong lens.
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Lucky thong lens?
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Eight years ago, I was doing
my first swimsuit shoot
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in St. Tropez,
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and from the moment I arrived,
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none of my shots
were working out right.
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I thought my career was over,
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and as I'm walking
back to the hotel,
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this local boy
suddenly appears out of nowhere
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and stuffs something
in my pocket.
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I look down,
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and it's this lens,
this perfect lens,
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but when I looked up,
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the boy had vanished,
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and in his place...
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a white dove.
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Oh, I get it,
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they have mushrooms
in St. Tropez.
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This just came
for you.
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What the hell is this?
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Hmm?
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Oh, it looks like
someone's hand
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dangling your lucky
thong lens
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over a sewer grate.
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Hmm, what sort
of devious madman
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would do
such a thing?
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That's your watch.
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You're right.
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That bastard's got my watch.
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You cough it up, Finch.
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You know what?
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I have this weird feeling
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that if you and me
and some hot models
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went to the Caribbean together,
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all our stuff
would just turn up.
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Yeah?
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And I've got this weird feeling
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that if I put my fist
down your throat,
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I could find your spleen.
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Yeah,
but you wouldn't find your lens.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry,
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but Kenny deserves
this money.
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After all,
he's a member
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of an oppressed
minority.
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What minority?
The trouserly challenged?
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No.
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He has brown eyes.
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They did a study,
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and it turns out
blue-eyed dancers
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make far more money.
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Who did the study?
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Me and my friend Binnie.
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Aha, what's this? Huh?
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My lens perhaps? Huh, huh?
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So close, yet such a nerd.
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Um, back to the issue.
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I have a suggestion.
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Why don't we give this money
to Jesús,
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the night custodian?
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Hey, he's a great guy.
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You know Jesús?
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Don't sound so surprised.
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I have a great rapport
with the entire cleaning staff.
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If by rapport,
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you mean
that point-and-wink thing
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you do,
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then, yes,
you is down with the crew.
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Yeah, well,
what makes this Jesús
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so much more deserving
than my Kenny?
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Well, he could use the money
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to get started
on his life's dream
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of running his own business.
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Is no one listening?
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My Kenny has brown eyes
and thin calves.
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Maya, I'm with you.
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Oh, great.
How do we do this?
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Hey, Jesús.
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Hey, Mr. Jack.
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Come here a second.
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Maya has
a little something
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for you.
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No, it's
from all of us.
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Merry Christmas.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Dios mío.
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Thank you so much.
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You are the greatest people
in the world.
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Thank you so much.
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Whoo-hoo.
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Oh, Jesús.
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You are saints.
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You are angels.
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This is the greatest day
of my life.
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Señorita.
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I'm just so happy
for you.
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Hey, Finch.
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Finch.
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Choke on this, huh?
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Brand-new lens.
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Top-of-the-line Zeiss.
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Mm-hmm.
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Is it lucky?
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180 millimeters,
270
00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:10,409
titanium casing,
271
00:11:10,444 --> 00:11:11,965
prime glass.
272
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,067
This lens
is the best lens on the planet.
273
00:11:15,102 --> 00:11:16,165
Wow.
274
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,217
So it's lucky?
275
00:11:18,252 --> 00:11:20,234
Pack your bags.
276
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,501
Good morning.
277
00:11:23,536 --> 00:11:24,599
Hey.
278
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:27,866
Oh, is it six geese a-laying,
or seven?
279
00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:32,567
All I know is I'm gonna be
eight chicks a-chasing.
280
00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:39,866
Oh, my God.
281
00:11:39,901 --> 00:11:41,899
It's all for you,
282
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,834
a potpourri of treasures
as far as the eye can see.
283
00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:47,699
Oh, Jesús,
284
00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:48,998
this is so sweet,
285
00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:51,601
but if you wanted to thank me,
a card would have done.
286
00:11:51,636 --> 00:11:53,332
Miss Maya,
287
00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:55,534
I did not buy all this
to say thank you.
288
00:11:55,569 --> 00:11:56,566
You didn't?
289
00:11:56,601 --> 00:12:00,200
I bought it to say I love you.
290
00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:12,799
Jesús,
291
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,399
I'm really
flattered, but...
292
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:18,133
you can't be in love with me,
you hardly know me.
293
00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:20,267
I know you're beautiful,
294
00:12:20,302 --> 00:12:23,232
you're generous,
295
00:12:23,267 --> 00:12:24,767
and judging
by your trash,
296
00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:25,732
you're a woman
297
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:28,467
who enjoys doodling
her initials.
298
00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:29,499
But this money
299
00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:30,734
was supposed
to be for you.
300
00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:32,701
What about
Jesús' Juices?
301
00:12:32,736 --> 00:12:34,599
Me and my silly dreams.
302
00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:38,133
Keep in mind,
I breathe ammonia all day.
303
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:44,998
For you,
304
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,666
a silver rose.
305
00:12:46,701 --> 00:12:49,998
The rose
because it represents beauty,
306
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:52,934
the silver
because it costs a lot of money.
307
00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:57,501
Jesús, I can't accept this.
308
00:12:57,536 --> 00:12:58,666
Miss Maya,
309
00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:01,566
in my three years
of living in this country,
310
00:13:01,601 --> 00:13:04,000
you are the first person
to make me feel special.
311
00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:06,965
When I look at you,
my heart aches.
312
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:12,033
My skin perspires
from the fire of your passion.
313
00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:14,365
Now, if you'll excuse me,
314
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,801
I must put sawdust on some vomit
on 16th.
315
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,499
Oh.
316
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,701
Oh, a crystal swan.
317
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,766
Oh, I just love it.
318
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:33,534
Okay, Elliott,
this is for you.
319
00:13:33,569 --> 00:13:35,118
Cubans?
You bet.
320
00:13:35,153 --> 00:13:36,632
Thanks, Jack.
Hey.
321
00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:40,334
Oh, hey, a gold bar,
my favorite.
322
00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:41,466
You mentioned
323
00:13:41,501 --> 00:13:43,267
that you were starting
to hoard it, so...
324
00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:45,133
Yes.
325
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:49,367
Well, I just had to get you guys
something,
326
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:51,834
because, you know,
you mean the world to me.
327
00:13:51,869 --> 00:13:53,167
Aw, we feel
the same way
328
00:13:53,202 --> 00:13:55,065
about you, Jack.
329
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,467
So...you got me
something too, huh?
330
00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:02,601
Well, I know...that I did.
331
00:14:02,636 --> 00:14:03,998
It's back here.
332
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:06,216
Yeah, yeah,
mi-mi-mi-
333
00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:08,400
mine's in the studio.
334
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,065
I...
335
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,734
My-it's over there.
336
00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:24,399
Oh, here it is.
337
00:14:24,434 --> 00:14:26,901
Now, don't go getting
all teary-eyed on me.
338
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:30,632
A gun?
339
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,501
Ready, aim...
340
00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:34,165
fire.
341
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,167
Oh, that line cracks people up
at parties.
342
00:14:36,202 --> 00:14:37,466
Nina,
343
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,584
guys will laugh
at anything
344
00:14:39,619 --> 00:14:41,632
when you have
your top off.
345
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,234
Jack, I found you
the perfect gift
346
00:14:43,269 --> 00:14:44,801
for the man
who has everything.
347
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:45,852
Tea.
348
00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:46,833
Tea?
349
00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:49,300
Ah, not just
any tea-
350
00:14:49,335 --> 00:14:50,551
From China.
351
00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:51,767
Very rare.
352
00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,265
Ta-dah.
353
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,367
Oh, you got me cigars too.
354
00:14:57,402 --> 00:14:58,332
I know,
355
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,634
but these are
slightly better.
356
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:02,866
Well, gee, thanks, everybody.
357
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,884
Never has it been
more clear to me
358
00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:06,868
that it's the thought
that counts.
359
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:09,599
Wait.
360
00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:12,700
Oh, oh, you almost had me.
361
00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:15,767
Gee, I wonder who this is for.
362
00:15:15,802 --> 00:15:17,834
"Maya Gallo."
363
00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:20,098
Oh, no.
364
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,466
Who gave you a TV?
365
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:24,334
"Merry Christmas, love, Jesus."
366
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,501
Jesus sent you a TV?
367
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,532
Elliott...
368
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:51,334
Bad news- you're not
going to the Caribbean.
369
00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:52,532
Why? What happened?
370
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:53,801
Well, the models
got food poisoning
371
00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:55,251
at the Mizrahi show.
372
00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:56,632
What, all five of them?
373
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,834
Apparently, they
shared a bad shrimp.
374
00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:03,234
Don't worry.
I have an idea.
375
00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:04,899
Instead...
376
00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:06,901
we'll send the male models
to the beach
377
00:16:06,936 --> 00:16:08,634
and shoot the tuxedo layout.
378
00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:11,434
I don't wanna go
to the Caribbean
379
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:14,534
with a bunch of male models.
380
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:20,567
D. Finch,
reporting for booty.
381
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:24,866
Make it happen.
382
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,432
Great- in one hour,
383
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,767
I'll have those models
on the plane and ready to go.
384
00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:33,067
Save me a tall one.
I'm feeling frisky.
385
00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:36,934
Here's your ticket.
386
00:16:36,969 --> 00:16:38,000
Here's your lens.
387
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,251
So you ready to go?
388
00:16:43,286 --> 00:16:44,566
You know...
389
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:45,965
I may be coming down
with something.
390
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,400
Finch, you may have
to entertain the models
391
00:16:48,435 --> 00:16:50,801
while we find
a different photographer.
392
00:16:50,836 --> 00:16:51,835
I'm sorry.
393
00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:52,799
Your loss.
394
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:54,901
I just hope
they're gentle with me.
395
00:16:54,936 --> 00:16:56,300
Hmm. Don't count on it.
396
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,283
How could you?
397
00:17:09,318 --> 00:17:10,532
How could I what?
398
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:13,467
Send back all my gifts-
399
00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:15,866
my gifts of love.
400
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:20,801
Jesús, you're a terrific guy,
but the truth is...
401
00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:22,601
I can't return your feelings.
402
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,117
Oh...
403
00:17:26,152 --> 00:17:28,332
I see.
404
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,466
Don't get me wrong.
405
00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:33,167
I think that
you are a kind and a caring
406
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:34,332
and a sensitive man,
407
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:37,167
and please believe me
when I tell you this-
408
00:17:37,202 --> 00:17:38,998
somewhere out there is a woman
409
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:42,767
who deserves a man
as wonderful as you.
410
00:17:42,802 --> 00:17:44,899
Well...
411
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:46,501
there is my wife.
412
00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:52,065
You have a wife?
413
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,834
She is the dearest,
most sweetest person
414
00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:54,799
in the world,
415
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,334
but she is not as hot as you.
416
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,801
And that's a reason
to cheat on her,
417
00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:00,766
because I'm hot.
418
00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:01,968
Okay, you're getting colder.
419
00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:03,133
How dare you?
420
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:04,165
Colder.
421
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,983
This woman
made a commitment to you.
422
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,767
That's cold enough.
So long, lady.
423
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,065
No, this is not right.
424
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,567
To leave you with nothing
would be unmanly,
425
00:18:16,602 --> 00:18:17,933
and because I'm a man,
426
00:18:17,968 --> 00:18:22,084
I must leave you with something
to make you feel like a woman-
427
00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:26,200
my ticket for an evening
with The Legends of Baseball.
428
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,399
Oh, no, I couldn't.
429
00:18:28,434 --> 00:18:31,901
Don't worry. It's free.
I won it in the mail.
430
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,265
And it's for real...
431
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,333
not like
that white devil Ed McMahon
432
00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:37,367
and his fake check
that I tried to cash,
433
00:18:37,402 --> 00:18:39,033
to my great humiliation.
434
00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:51,901
Hey.
435
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,050
Got something for ya.
436
00:18:57,085 --> 00:18:59,309
Oh, we said no presents.
437
00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:01,855
Right. Hardly any presents.
438
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,367
Oh, Dad... Jack London.
439
00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:06,032
First edition.
440
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:09,334
Oh, thanks. I love it.
441
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:11,834
So...
442
00:19:13,801 --> 00:19:15,933
Oh, um...
443
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:17,534
Your present, uh...
444
00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:22,017
Here you go.
You'd better hurry.
445
00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:24,943
Whoa!
"Legends of Baseball,
446
00:19:24,978 --> 00:19:27,799
"featuring Williams,
Mays, Marichal...
447
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,901
Special appearance
by the San Diego chicken."
448
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,299
Oh!
449
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:33,801
Oh, I hope you like it.
450
00:19:33,836 --> 00:19:34,833
I love it.
451
00:19:34,868 --> 00:19:36,868
You make me feel
like the richest man
452
00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:38,199
in the whole building.
453
00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:39,868
You are the richest man
in the building.
454
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,334
I love Christmas.
455
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,901
I'm sorry about
this whole Jesús thing.
456
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,199
It was a screwy idea.
457
00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:52,601
No, honey,
it was a great idea.
458
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:54,666
Never lose that...
459
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:56,450
that little thing
you have.
460
00:19:56,485 --> 00:19:58,200
It's what I love
about you.
461
00:19:58,235 --> 00:19:59,367
What little thing?
462
00:19:59,402 --> 00:20:00,766
You know,
463
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:03,200
that thing we all tease you
about around here.
464
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,933
Compassion?
465
00:20:04,968 --> 00:20:06,467
Yeah. That's it.
466
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:13,067
I'm glad you're back
in my life.
467
00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:15,332
Merry Christmas, Dad.
468
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,868
Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
469
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:22,332
♪ Good tidings to you
Wherever you are ♪
470
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:25,901
♪ Good tidings for Christmas
And a happy new year... ♪
471
00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:27,699
Let's take the stairs.
472
00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:29,434
♪ We wish you
A Merry Christmas ♪
473
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:30,901
♪ We wish you a Merry... ♪
474
00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:38,917
Well, wait a second.
475
00:20:38,952 --> 00:20:40,367
This invitation is for
476
00:20:40,402 --> 00:20:41,701
a Jesús Santos.
477
00:20:41,736 --> 00:20:43,000
Is that you?
478
00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:47,183
Sí.
479
00:20:47,218 --> 00:20:49,033
Got any ID?
480
00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:50,767
No.
481
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,767
Ah, what the hey.
It's Christmas.
482
00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:55,934
Haven't had a bad one yet.
483
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,200
Hey, where are
all the baseball players?
484
00:21:02,235 --> 00:21:05,200
Jesús Santos,
you are under arrest. What?
485
00:21:05,235 --> 00:21:06,699
INS Sting operation-
486
00:21:06,734 --> 00:21:09,033
you're headed back
to El Salvador, pal.
487
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,532
Look, officers,
488
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,732
this is a big
misunderstanding.
489
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:15,534
My name is Jack Gallo,
and I can prove it.
490
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:19,968
What did
I do with my wallet?
491
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:22,432
Cubans.
492
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:24,334
I know I had it
a minute ago.
493
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,701
Well, well, well.
494
00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:31,933
Gun!
495
00:21:31,968 --> 00:21:33,267
Wait!
496
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,767
Now this is a bad Christmas.
497
00:21:50,801 --> 00:21:55,267
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪
498
00:21:55,302 --> 00:21:59,199
♪ Keeps bringing me home ♪
499
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:03,868
♪ It don't matter
What I'm gonna do 'cause... ♪
500
00:22:03,903 --> 00:22:08,799
♪ It's got a mind of its own ♪
501
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:13,701
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪♪
502
00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:18,301
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