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Hi, I'm here
for a shoot
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with Elliott DiMauro.
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Yeah, he's back there.
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Oh, wait.
Kristanna.
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Hey, long time no see.
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Wow. How's my gal?
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Do I know you?
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It's me.
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That doesn't help.
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Ah, no, wait.
Kristanna.
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It's Dennis Finch.
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We met three years ago
at the Armani show.
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You asked me
for a glass of water,
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and I said,
"I'm not a waiter."
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and you said, "Sorry,"
and I said, "Listen,
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"why don't we
quit the grinnin'
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and drop the linen?"
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Then a security guard
came over,
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and I said,
"Hey, Sasquatch,
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get your five-buck-
an-hour paws off me."
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and then I kneed him
in the how-do-you-do.
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You remember?
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Did I shoot you
with pepper spray?
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Ha ha. Yes.
Yes, you did.
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Okay, sure, sure,
I remember you now.
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Oh, yeah.
Good times, huh?
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Whoa!
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Hey, listen,
Kristanna,
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why don't we, uh,
go out tonight?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I mean,
it might be awkward
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because we're
such good friends,
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and I'd hate
to lose that.
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Yeah, but,
Kristanna...
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Friends it is.
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[o/~]
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Come on, now.
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Think.
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We need story ideas.
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Okay, I've got it.
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How about a 10-page spread
on the comeback of fur?
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What comeback of fur?
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The one she's been
trying to launch
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ever since she got
those snow leopard hot pants.
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Oh, come on.
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Now, someone
has to take a stand.
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We fur lovers are tired
of living in fear.
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Why, my friend Binnie's
new mink coat
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was splattered with red paint
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by one of those anti-fur thugs
outside of Rockefeller Center.
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Of course, she fainted
right on the spot.
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Seeing her lying there,
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covered
in what looked like blood,
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her cheeks sunken
from an unfortunate face-lift,
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well, naturally,
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the paramedics just assumed
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that she had jumped to her death
from the rooftop.
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Thank God
she had her cell phone,
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or she'd still be
in that body bag.
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I've had marriages
shorter than that story.
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Well, people,
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it took extensive
research,
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countless hours,
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five drafts,
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but I am done.
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Done with what?
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Jack, remember last summer,
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when someone
spilled coffee on your desk,
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and you said,
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"There ought
to be a law"?
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Well, now there is.
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"The Blush magazine
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"Manual of Employee
Ethics, Morals,
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"and Personal
Behavior,
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Volume One."
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So, what's in this thing?
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Well, it covers
everything
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from office etiquette
to fire safety,
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with just a dash
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of the Iraqi
penal code.
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Well, it's hard to argue
with fire safety.
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Excellent job, Dennis.
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Keep up
the good work.
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Wait just a minute,
you little ferret.
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What is this
supposed to mean?
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"Hemlines shall be
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in direct inverse
proportion to age."
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Uh, that's simple.
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If you wore
miniskirts
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in the '60s,
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spare us
in the '90s. Yeah.
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[LAUGHING]
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Jack...
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Hey, what can I do?
It's in the rules.
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Yeah,
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so cover those bony broomsticks,
will you?
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Oh, Elliott,
you know what's really funny?
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Section 12.
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What?
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"No sexual relations
with fellow employees"?
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Oh, come on,
this is an outrage.
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Relax. Models
aren't employees.
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All hail the manual.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Damn security guard
wouldn't let me through again.
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He refuses to believe
this ID photo is me.
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Yi...
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And you're
mad at him for that?
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Oh, I think it
totally captures you.
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Yeah,
someone should,
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for science.
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I know, I know.
It's a terrible picture.
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I have never taken
a good picture
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in my entire life.
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Maya, you're exaggerating.
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You've taken
some great pictures.
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How about that one
of you surfing?
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That's a caricature.
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I thought your head looked big.
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Well, it's always the same.
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My face is all scrunched up,
my eyes are half-closed.
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I look like...
Popeye?
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A smurf?
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Eleanor Roosevelt
sneezing?
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What the hell
is a smurf?
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It's that little blue man
on your wife's lunch box.
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Well, you've all been
very supportive.
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Why do we even
need photo IDs?
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Because otherwise,
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any lunatic could
walk in off the street
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and do Nina's job.
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Maya, if you hate it so much,
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I'm sure Elliott here
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could take
a wonderful photograph of you.
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Oh, I wouldn't want
to bother him.
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Thank you for understanding.
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Oh, it's no bother,
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said the man
who signs his checks.
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You want me to take
a photo ID?
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That's like asking Picasso
to paint your bathroom.
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No, it's like telling Picasso
to paint your bathroom.
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Fine. I'll paint your bathroom.
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Am I
the only one here
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uncomfortable
with this analogy?
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So, this is your studio, huh?
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Yeah.
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Shouldn't there be
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a sign on the door
for the models
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that says, "You must be
this dumb to enter"?
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Yeah, yeah, you're killing me.
Come on in.
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What's this?
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It's from a shoot
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for your article
on health care.
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What does this have to do
with health care?
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She was also wearing
a nurse's hat.
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o/~ Ah, rickadee,
Rickadee
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o/~ Rickadee, rickadee
Dee, dee
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Boy, you have your work
cut out for you.
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I have never taken
a good picture
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in my entire life.
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Never?
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Well, there's
that one shot of me
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on Splash Mountain
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that's relatively good,
mainly because
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the rest of the log
is going like this.
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Baah!
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You want to hear my theory?
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On what?
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I think
you can't take a good picture
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because you're subconsciously
sabotaging yourself.
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Excuse me?
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Yep.
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You're afraid
you're not pretty enough,
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so you protect yourself
by making a weird face.
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That's ridiculous.
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Okay. Smile.
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Come on,
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this isn't one of those
squirty cameras.
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Once, when I was
in Australia,
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I tried
to take a picture
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of an Aborigine
tribesman
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who was afraid
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my camera would
steal his soul.
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Oh, let me guess.
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You made him feel
really relaxed,
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and you took a great picture.
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No, he bit me and stole my Jeep.
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And your point is?
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Don't bite me.
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[PLAYING SOFT JAZZ MUSIC]
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Now, close your eyes.
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Just go with me
on this.
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Imagine you're wearing
a long black velvet dress
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and you look fabulous.
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You walk through
this crowded party,
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and you see
this amazing man
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looking at you
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from the other side
of the room.
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Your eyes meet
for a brief instant,
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but, not to look too forward,
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you turn away.
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I'm telling you,
this isn't going to work.
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Shh.
Every few minutes,
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you catch
each other's gaze,
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and each look
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is different
from the last.
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First it's playful,
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and then it's coy,
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and then finally,
sultry and seductive.
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Now he can't keep
his eyes off of you.
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You're far too
mysterious,
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you're far too
beautiful.
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He raises an eyebrow
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and gestures as if to say,
"May I join you?"
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He's looking
at you, Maya...
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and this time, you smile.
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Now take off your blouse.
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What?
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That's where you were headed,
right?
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Hey, Maya,
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I've got the picture
for your ID.
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Oh, here we go again.
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Wow.
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It's so...
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not horrible.
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Get over yourself.
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No, seriously,
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this is the
greatest picture
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anyone's ever
taken of me.
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It's so sexy.
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What was that for?
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It's too sexy.
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I'm not following you.
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This picture
is too sexy.
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I understand
the word "too"
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and the word "sexy."
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Put them together,
it's just gibberish.
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You can't even see.
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God, you are so used
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to turning women
into sex objects,
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you turn my simple photo ID
into a centerfold.
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It's a gift.
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No.
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No, it's completely
inappropriate.
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It sends
the wrong message.
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What message are you
trying to send?
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My name is Maya Gallo,
and I'm a professional.
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And this says...?
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My name is Maya Gallo,
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and my naughty girlfriends and I
are waiting for your call.
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Here. Dad, take a look
at this photo
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and tell me
what you think.
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[WHISTLES]
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Sexy.
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Kind of looks
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like a girl I used
to run around with.
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Dad... that's me.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
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I'll just go in my office
and put my eyes out.
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Hi.
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Are you busy?
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Just setting up
for a shoot.
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Let me guess. Tax reform?
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Look, um...
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I have to know something.
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How did you
manage to take
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the first really great
picture of me ever?
268
00:09:55,051 --> 00:09:56,851
Simple.
269
00:09:56,851 --> 00:09:58,817
I let nature take its course.
270
00:09:58,817 --> 00:10:00,784
What does that mean?
271
00:10:00,784 --> 00:10:03,417
It means all women
want to be seduced.
272
00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,584
Oh, that is such a crock.
273
00:10:05,584 --> 00:10:07,084
Hmm.
274
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,150
Is it?
275
00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:12,118
[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING]
276
00:10:12,118 --> 00:10:13,217
What are you doing?
277
00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:14,884
Hmm?
278
00:10:14,884 --> 00:10:16,018
Nothing.
279
00:10:20,484 --> 00:10:23,183
Is this some pathetic attempt
to get me into bed?
280
00:10:23,183 --> 00:10:25,951
No. Don't be ridiculous.
281
00:10:25,951 --> 00:10:27,317
Champagne?
282
00:10:30,851 --> 00:10:34,051
I can't believe I'm about
to tell you this, Maya,
283
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,417
but the first time I saw you,
I couldn't breathe.
284
00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:38,183
I couldn't speak.
I could hardly stand.
285
00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:39,784
Oh, please.
286
00:10:39,784 --> 00:10:40,984
Go on.
287
00:10:43,183 --> 00:10:45,584
Suddenly, my soul was alive.
288
00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:47,417
My heart was racing,
289
00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:48,717
and this voice
inside me
290
00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:49,784
was shouting,
291
00:10:49,784 --> 00:10:50,984
"If you do
nothing else right
292
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,150
"in your life,
293
00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:53,651
"don't let this
magnificent woman,
294
00:10:53,651 --> 00:10:55,317
"this soft,
tender miracle,
295
00:10:55,317 --> 00:10:57,350
slip through
your fingers."
296
00:11:04,118 --> 00:11:06,684
Mm.
297
00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:16,717
Good morning.
298
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,417
I'm calling
my parents.
299
00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:19,917
Ooh.
300
00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,917
Hi, Mom and Dad. It's Wally.
301
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,884
Just calling
to see how you're doing.
302
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,517
I'd love to see you both
real soon.
303
00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:26,984
Well, that's about it.
304
00:11:26,984 --> 00:11:28,851
Love you both. Bye.
305
00:11:28,851 --> 00:11:30,717
So your parents
finally broke down
306
00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:32,118
and got
an answering machine?
307
00:11:32,118 --> 00:11:33,183
No.
308
00:11:33,183 --> 00:11:34,384
You just can't
let my mom
309
00:11:34,384 --> 00:11:35,984
start talking.
310
00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:38,784
Hey, what's with
the precaffeine smile?
311
00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:41,984
Oh, I had
a great dream.
312
00:11:41,984 --> 00:11:43,118
About what?
313
00:11:43,118 --> 00:11:44,851
Well, I can't really remember,
314
00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:46,951
but it was definitely romantic.
315
00:11:46,951 --> 00:11:48,350
There was this bed...
316
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:49,417
Uh-huh.
317
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,417
with candles and champagne,
318
00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,018
and there was a guy,
but it's weird.
319
00:11:54,018 --> 00:11:56,217
I can't for the life of me
remember who it was.
320
00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:58,751
Was there a second woman?
321
00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:02,084
No, Wally. That's your dream.
322
00:12:12,617 --> 00:12:13,917
Ah-ha-ha, Nina.
323
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:15,417
I'm just gonna assume
324
00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,150
you didn't read
the "no smoking" rule
325
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,350
last night
326
00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,217
because you were out
sleeping around.
327
00:12:24,183 --> 00:12:25,851
Oh, I read it.
328
00:12:25,851 --> 00:12:27,917
I also saw the "no pets" rule,
329
00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,984
yet, strangely,
Jack still has you.
330
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,884
Uh, seriously, no smoking.
331
00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:36,217
Hey, back off.
It helps me relax.
332
00:12:36,217 --> 00:12:39,984
Oh, Nina,
there are better ways to relax.
333
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:43,217
For example,
my desktop zen garden.
334
00:12:43,217 --> 00:12:46,018
Lookie here.
I'm Nina.
335
00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:48,350
I'm raking away
my worries.
336
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,250
I'm transported
to a happier place,
337
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,283
where beauty is
measured in wrinkles.
338
00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:57,217
Hey, you're right.
That does help.
339
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:00,984
Good morning.
340
00:13:00,984 --> 00:13:02,051
Nina. Finchy.
341
00:13:02,051 --> 00:13:03,051
Elliott.
342
00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,217
Whoa.
343
00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:08,550
Maya spill,
344
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,118
Aisle Five.
345
00:13:10,118 --> 00:13:11,317
Hey, can we get
a mop
346
00:13:11,317 --> 00:13:12,384
and a price check
347
00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:14,350
on a pair
of floral underpants?
348
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,051
I saw them.
349
00:13:16,051 --> 00:13:17,250
I... I just...
350
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,384
I was thinking
of something,
351
00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:20,250
and I-I-I just
didn't see that.
352
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,617
Uh, what were you
"th-thinking" about?
353
00:13:22,617 --> 00:13:24,484
Nothing.
354
00:13:24,484 --> 00:13:27,317
You say "nothing,"
but Finch hears "something."
355
00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:29,484
Look, I am really
busy right now,
356
00:13:29,484 --> 00:13:30,884
so why don't you just buzz off
357
00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:32,084
and mind your own sex dream...
358
00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:33,283
Business.
359
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:35,517
Whoa.
360
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,884
Starship Maya, shields down.
361
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:44,384
So, a sex dream.
Uh, how was I?
362
00:13:47,051 --> 00:13:49,884
Absent.
363
00:13:49,884 --> 00:13:51,784
Oh, that hurts,
364
00:13:51,784 --> 00:13:52,851
but I'm over it.
365
00:13:52,851 --> 00:13:53,951
Hmm.
366
00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:55,817
Who could you have
a sex dream about?
367
00:13:55,817 --> 00:13:57,751
Hey, Maya,
368
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:58,817
I heard you want me.
369
00:13:58,817 --> 00:13:59,951
Want you?
370
00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:01,084
Why would I want you?
371
00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:03,784
I don't know.
I got a message.
372
00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:05,084
Oh, uh, yeah.
373
00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:07,917
I need to see the proofs
on the perfume layout.
374
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:09,317
I thought
we put that to bed.
375
00:14:09,317 --> 00:14:13,283
Oh, no, we did no such thing.
376
00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:15,217
Okay, keep
your pants on.
377
00:14:15,217 --> 00:14:16,951
[FORCED LAUGH]
378
00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:20,250
[CHUCKLES]
379
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,651
Let me guess.
380
00:14:21,651 --> 00:14:23,517
Elliott was
a swashbuckling pirate,
381
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,150
and you were
his saucy wench.
382
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:29,051
Okay, that's enough.
383
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:31,217
Maybe he was
a wind-burnt cowboy,
384
00:14:31,217 --> 00:14:33,018
and you were
the cattleman's daughter.
385
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:34,951
You can stop now.
386
00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:37,684
Was he a stern
prison warden,
387
00:14:37,684 --> 00:14:39,684
and you were
one of the Crips?
388
00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:40,717
All right.
389
00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:43,384
Now, listen.
390
00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:44,917
If anyone hears
anything about this,
391
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,283
I'm gonna
flatten your head
392
00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:47,984
and fax it
to your next of kin.
393
00:14:47,984 --> 00:14:49,018
Understood?
394
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:53,217
Personal faxing's
no longer permitted.
395
00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:02,217
Okay, Allie.
Put the phone in the crib.
396
00:15:02,217 --> 00:15:04,051
Hi, Hannah.
397
00:15:04,051 --> 00:15:06,951
Daddy's gonna sing you a song
about...
398
00:15:06,951 --> 00:15:08,384
his desk.
399
00:15:10,984 --> 00:15:12,150
o/~ Oh
400
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:15,384
o/~ Markers and pencils and pens
401
00:15:15,384 --> 00:15:19,283
o/~ And keys to my Mercedes-Benz
402
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:22,350
o/~ A cup
And an empty green bottle
403
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:23,651
Damn it, Jack.
404
00:15:23,651 --> 00:15:28,283
o/~ Oh, look
It's a grumpy ex-model
405
00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,550
Did you hear that,
Hannah-Bear?
406
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:37,118
Can you say "Daddy"?
407
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:40,550
Well, that was close.
She burped.
408
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,751
Ah. I'll call Mensa.
409
00:15:43,751 --> 00:15:45,717
Okay, sweetie, got to go.
410
00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:47,751
Bye, Allie.
411
00:15:47,751 --> 00:15:49,283
I'm telling you, Nina,
412
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,550
having a baby
413
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,183
is the most wonderful joy
in the world.
414
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:53,717
You should try it.
415
00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:56,217
I like my breasts
where they are, thank you.
416
00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:57,784
Anyway,
I thought you should know
417
00:15:57,784 --> 00:16:00,283
that Finch
is on some sick power trip.
418
00:16:00,283 --> 00:16:01,283
What now?
419
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:02,450
I was just out there
420
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:03,484
telling that
hysterical story
421
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,717
about Liza Minnelli
422
00:16:04,717 --> 00:16:05,917
and the bag
of talcum powder
423
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,617
at Studio 54,
424
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:09,317
when he shoved
this stupid manual
425
00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:11,150
in my face.
426
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:13,084
Page 102.
427
00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:16,517
"Inappropriate office vocabulary
includes
428
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,150
"Studio 54,
429
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,550
"Liza Minnelli,
430
00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:23,317
and any mention
of singing show tunes in jail."
431
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,617
Boy, I'll miss
that story.
432
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:26,817
Jack!
433
00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:27,917
Come on, Nina.
434
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:28,951
Show him a little
compassion.
435
00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:30,018
Oh...
436
00:16:30,018 --> 00:16:31,584
Hey, Jack,
437
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,150
I'm gonna need
your signature on this.
438
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,817
Oh, what,
439
00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:36,417
you want to get out of gym class
440
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,917
because the other boys
throw too hard?
441
00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,851
Hey, did they have gyms
when you were young,
442
00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,484
or was it just
a lot of jousting?
443
00:16:44,118 --> 00:16:45,517
o/~ Here is the paper
444
00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:47,150
o/~ All signed
445
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,018
Ha ha. That's cute.
446
00:16:49,018 --> 00:16:50,751
Hey, uh, do you
want me to, uh,
447
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,217
take that banjo
448
00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:53,817
and put it in
your car for you?
449
00:16:53,817 --> 00:16:54,817
Why?
450
00:16:54,817 --> 00:16:56,018
So you can
drive it home
451
00:16:56,018 --> 00:16:57,784
and put it
in your closet.
452
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,817
You want to take away my banjo?
453
00:16:59,817 --> 00:17:02,550
Uh, permission to speak freely?
454
00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:04,384
Spit it out,
Dennis.
455
00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:07,617
Well, as much as I enjoy
the evocative strains
456
00:17:07,617 --> 00:17:10,183
of your cornhusk-smokin',
cousin-pokin',
457
00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:12,951
hillbilly strumfest,
458
00:17:12,951 --> 00:17:15,684
I'm afraid
it's against the rules,
459
00:17:15,684 --> 00:17:18,018
as per Section Three
of the manual.
460
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:19,684
Section...
461
00:17:19,684 --> 00:17:21,751
Section Three.
462
00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:23,550
Aha.
463
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:25,984
Uh... Heh heh.
464
00:17:25,984 --> 00:17:27,484
Willful destruction
of the manual
465
00:17:27,484 --> 00:17:29,051
is prohibited
under Section Six.
466
00:17:29,051 --> 00:17:31,884
Section Six.
467
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,350
Having second thoughts
about the manual,
468
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:35,617
are you?
469
00:17:35,617 --> 00:17:37,784
Uh-huh.
470
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,350
Sorry your manual
471
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:44,051
was such a colossal waste.
472
00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:45,384
What you call
a waste,
473
00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:47,417
I call 400 hours
of overtime.
474
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,584
Cha-ching!
475
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:51,884
Here are the captions for those.
476
00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:53,851
I decided to go
with a little more detail,
477
00:17:53,851 --> 00:17:55,617
so you might have
to widen a bit.
478
00:17:58,851 --> 00:17:59,851
What?
479
00:17:59,851 --> 00:18:01,484
Nothing.
480
00:18:01,484 --> 00:18:02,917
So, we'll need
481
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,118
a little bit more
background space,
482
00:18:04,118 --> 00:18:05,751
and I was thinking
we could try incorp--
483
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,350
Why are you smiling?
484
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:09,584
No reason. Go on.
485
00:18:11,617 --> 00:18:13,384
So I was thinking...
486
00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:15,884
He told you.
487
00:18:15,884 --> 00:18:17,118
Who told me what?
488
00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:19,350
Finch.
Finch didn't tell me anything.
489
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:20,917
Are you sure?
Sure, I'm sure,
490
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,917
so just calm down
and mind your own sex dream.
491
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,183
Oh, God.
492
00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:25,617
Oh, come on,
it's no big deal.
493
00:18:25,617 --> 00:18:27,617
Practically everybody's
had a sex dream...
494
00:18:27,617 --> 00:18:28,917
about me.
495
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,484
Who had a sex dream
about who?
496
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,517
You told him.
497
00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:32,684
How could you?
498
00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:34,751
It came up
in conversation.
499
00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:36,317
How did it come up
in conversation?
500
00:18:36,317 --> 00:18:37,684
Uh, Elliott said "Hi,"
501
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:38,817
and I said,
502
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,717
"Guess who had
a sex dream?"
503
00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:43,917
Who had a sex dream about who?
504
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:45,150
No one about no one.
505
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:47,283
Maya did, about Elliott.
506
00:18:49,283 --> 00:18:50,283
About Elliott?
507
00:18:50,283 --> 00:18:51,584
Oh, honey,
it was a dream.
508
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,118
You could do so much better.
509
00:18:53,118 --> 00:18:55,051
Okay, what are we talking about?
510
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,717
Nothing.
Sex dreams.
511
00:18:56,717 --> 00:18:58,651
Ooh, sounds fun.
512
00:18:58,651 --> 00:19:01,484
Who had a sex dream?
I want details.
513
00:19:01,484 --> 00:19:03,084
Maya did,
about Elliott.
514
00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:07,350
You people are sick.
515
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,951
Look, you know,
516
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,283
before you get
too cocky,
517
00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:15,484
I know why I had
that dream about you.
518
00:19:15,484 --> 00:19:17,084
I'm listening.
519
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:18,684
Well, maybe
you were right
520
00:19:18,684 --> 00:19:21,550
about how I try
to sabotage myself,
521
00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:23,917
because, you know,
growing up with my dad,
522
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,417
always surrounded
by these perfect women,
523
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,517
well, you can imagine,
524
00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:28,018
and yesterday,
525
00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:31,417
when you took that picture of me
and made me feel beautiful,
526
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:34,018
well, it's just been a long time
since someone had done that,
527
00:19:34,018 --> 00:19:35,651
and...
528
00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:37,250
you know,
I had a dream about it.
529
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,250
It could've been anyone.
530
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,250
No big deal.
531
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,851
Well, that's one way
to look at it.
532
00:19:40,851 --> 00:19:44,717
I have a slightly different
interpretation.
533
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,018
Oh? What's that?
534
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:47,884
You want me.
535
00:19:50,717 --> 00:19:51,984
Trust me.
536
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:54,384
I am not the least bit
attracted to you.
537
00:19:54,384 --> 00:19:57,517
And yet we got it on
in the Land of Nod.
538
00:19:59,984 --> 00:20:02,984
Congratulations.
Now I want you even less.
539
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,917
All right, prove it.
540
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,150
What are you
talking about?
541
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:10,550
Kiss me. Kiss me,
then look me straight in the eye
542
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,150
and tell me
that you don't want me.
543
00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:14,984
I don't need to kiss you
to know I don't want you.
544
00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:16,283
One kiss.
545
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,250
I wouldn't kiss you
to save the rain forests.
546
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,584
See you tonight, Sleepy.
547
00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:29,884
I will never have
another dream about you
548
00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:31,217
as long as I live.
549
00:20:32,884 --> 00:20:35,817
Wait. I wasn't ready.
550
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:42,350
[KNOCKING]
551
00:20:43,717 --> 00:20:44,717
I've been thinking
552
00:20:44,717 --> 00:20:45,751
about what
you said today,
553
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:47,684
how you don't have
any feelings for me,
554
00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:49,951
and I just
want to know...
555
00:20:49,951 --> 00:20:51,350
Did you really
mean that?
556
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:57,183
What do you think?
557
00:20:57,183 --> 00:21:00,250
I think
that you're afraid
558
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,684
that if you open up
559
00:21:01,684 --> 00:21:03,150
and make yourself
vulnerable
560
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,417
that somehow you'll
lose control...
561
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,384
Is it...
562
00:21:07,384 --> 00:21:09,217
hot in here?
563
00:21:09,217 --> 00:21:11,917
but the thing you have
to understand
564
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:14,417
is that romance
is about losing control.
565
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:17,517
What makes it scary
is what makes it so good.
566
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:20,051
And a bit bright in here too.
567
00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:24,118
For once
in your life,
568
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:26,917
you have to just
put your fear aside
569
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,617
and finally let go.
570
00:21:28,617 --> 00:21:30,717
I think you owe it
to yourself.
571
00:21:30,717 --> 00:21:33,417
I think you talk too much.
572
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,917
WOMAN: Elliott?
573
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:44,917
Elliott.
574
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:46,417
Huh?
575
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:48,183
What are you
thinking about?
576
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:49,884
Nothing.
577
00:21:49,884 --> 00:21:52,084
Hey, me too.
578
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:06,784
[o/~]
579
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:13,084
o/~ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you
580
00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:17,217
o/~ Keeps bringing me home
581
00:22:17,217 --> 00:22:20,584
o/~ It don't matter
What I want to do
582
00:22:20,584 --> 00:22:25,018
o/~ 'Cause it's got
A mind of its own
583
00:22:27,951 --> 00:22:30,984
o/~ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you
584
00:22:31,034 --> 00:22:35,584
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