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A deed to priceless
native lands.
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The Governor's men
have stolen it,
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now we must return it
to the people.
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No problem.
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Don't you want to reach out
and rip this cape right off me?
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Only if I knew
it would hurt.
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Oh! Hey, lighten up,
will you?
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I'm demonstrating
the explosives I've developed,
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which you'll use
to blow the Governor's safe.
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And the Governor's safe only,
Jack.
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No blowing anything up
on the way back.
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Well, what fun is being a spy
without a little pointless diversion?
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Well, spying isn't meant
to be fun, Jack.
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You know, Emilia, only you
could make the fight against evil
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so uninteresting.
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When are you gonna
let your hair down?
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When you learn to obey my
orders and hold your tongue.
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Where do you want me
to hold it?
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Hey!
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(LAUGHING)
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JACK: Emilia's putty.
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(SNICKERING)
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(HUMMING)
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Ooh.
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My favorite kind,
the free kind.
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(SNICKERING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Top secret plans.
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Not anymore.
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Oh, correspondence
with Napoleon.
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(LAUGHING)
Return to sender.
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Wait a minute.
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(LAUGHING)
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Deed to native lands.
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The Daring Dragoon
strikes again.
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
GUARD: Open up in there!
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(IN WOMAN'S VOICE)
Oh, I'm not decent, boys!
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EMILIA: Now meet me
at the rendezvous point.
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And don't harm one more
soldier than necessary.
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SOLDIER: Break it down!
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All right, guys, I'm on a strict
diet, so let's make this count.
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Oh, I was just getting
warmed up.
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Hello! GUARD: Stop,
in the name of France!
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Ha!
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After him!
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Come on, boy!
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Stand aside, madame!
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(PANTING) We are in pursuit
of a criminal!
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Oh, dear, how I detest
lawbreakers.
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Well, if you'll just show me a
search warrant signed by the Governor,
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I'll open my doors at once.
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We have no time for this!
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Well, then I hope you have
time for a lawsuit,
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because that's exactly what you'll
have if you don't have a warrant.
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We'll be back, madame!
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Search warrant.
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(GUARD SPEAKING FRENCH)
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(GRUNTS)
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Emilia. Emilia?
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Who's Emilia?
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(SINGING) In 1801,
the Revolution had been won
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And Uncle Sam's favorite son
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Had a job he needed done
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Which brought Jack to a lady
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Both beautiful and smart
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Who found his mix intriguing
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A scoundrel with a heart!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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There was never
a leatherneck braver
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A daring dragoon is he!
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He'll halt the bold advance
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Of Napoleon's attack
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There ain't a French
or pirate rogue
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Who don't know Jack!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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Sailin' 'round
the bloody world
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To defend democracy
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And when ya need
a fightin' man
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To trust or watch your back
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Just ask the bloke
right next to ya
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Damn right!
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It's Jack!
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Who's Emilia?
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You are.
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Me?
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And who are you?
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Jack.
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I guess you're not
as hardheaded as I thought.
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I'm sure it'll all
come back to you.
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Yes, well, I hope it does,
because I, uh...
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I can't seem to
remember a thing.
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You don't say?
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International
secret agents?
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Mmm-hmm. Top secret.
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And you're a masked hero?
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No, I'm a dashing masked hero.
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And I'm your trusty sidekick?
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Mmm-hmm. One who looks up
to me with utter devotion.
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Balderdash.
Oh, yeah?
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Well, who else but a couple of
international agents
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would have a Trypton
encryption machine
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hidden in a coffee barrel,
huh?
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But wait, there's more.
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Who else would have a secret closet
stuffed full of masked hero suits, size 42?
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Perhaps you're right.
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In case you've forgotten,
Jack Stiles is always right.
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And while we're
on the subject, missy,
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let's clear up
a few more things.
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I give the orders around here.
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Really? But I'm obviously
so much smarter than you.
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Hey, do you want me
to dock your pay, huh?
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You have a little more respect
for your superior officer.
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Yes, all right. But enough
about you. Tell me about me.
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Well, let's see.
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The Emilia I know
is uninhibited.
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She's free with her body.
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She follows her every impulse.
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She enjoys a good prank.
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I'll tell you what.
Wow, is she a party animal.
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Party animal.
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Oh, yeah.
But first things first.
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We gotta find out
what you did with that deed.
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What deed?
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You were carrying a deed
we stole from the Governor.
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It was a deed to native lands.
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Well, how should I know
what I did with it?
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Well, what's the last thing
you remember?
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Hog.
Hog?
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I clearly remember
the word "hog."
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Well, that's clear,
all right. Yeah.
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Unless...
Lin Po at the marketplace.
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He's one of our operatives and
his cover is a hog merchant.
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So you must have given the
deed to him for safekeeping.
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Ha! Come on, sister,
let's go.
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And that is an order.
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So I'm a party animal, huh?
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Are you sure?
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Well, if you don't believe me,
ask around.
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You were the wet T-shirt
champ three years running.
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Oh, look,
you dropped a penny.
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Oh.
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(JACK GROANING)
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What'd you do that for?
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Well, you said I enjoy
good pranks, remember?
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Not to mention the pleasure I
took in your physical torment.
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And, of course, the
opportunity to pilfer this.
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(CHORTLING) You naughty girl.
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That was fun.
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You're right, Jack. I am a
party animal. Being bad is good.
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I knew you were
in there somewhere.
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(JACK LAUGHING)
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Lin Po.
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Care to try some head cheese?
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Mmm, just like grandma
used to make.
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What can I do for you,
Mr. Stiles?
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First thing you can do
is change the code.
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As you wish.
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(EXCLAIMING) Stop that.
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Hey, look, we swiped a deed
from the Governor.
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It's a document
about yea big.
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It's got writing all over it.
It says the natives were screwed.
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Don't do that.
Get out of here.
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The problem is that the only
thing that Emilia remembers about
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what she did with it was
something about the word...
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Why would I want a peach?
I'm talking to the man.
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...was something
about the word "hog".
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So I'm hoping
she gave it to you.
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No.
No?
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Hog?
Hog.
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Ha.
Ha.
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Are you sure
she didn't mean "pig"?
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Pig? Pig, of course.
The tavern.
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Tavern?
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The Drunken Pig.
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That rascally parrot
Jean-Claude hangs out there,
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so she must have given the
deed to him to hang on to.
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Thanks, Lin Po. Hey, Em.
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Em?
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Oh, no.
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(EMILIA LAUGHING)
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Oh!
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(EMILIA WHOOPING)
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop, fellows, please.
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I'll bring her back,
I promise.
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Emilia, could I have a word
with you, please? Over here?
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Jack, I've made
the most marvelous discovery.
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This establishment serves
intoxicating beverages!
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You don't say.
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And those sailors are
the most charming fellows.
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Look what they've taught
me to do with a cigar.
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Oh, no, you don't!
A cigar is never just a cigar.
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You're such a wet blanket,
Jack. Let's dance.
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You better stop
before you fall over.
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You're what we say "loaded,"
"blitzed," "blotto."
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I love being blotto.
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Talk to me in a few hours.
Now, do me a favor, will you?
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Just sit down here,
don't cause any trouble,
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while I talk to our
feathered friend.
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(SIGHING)
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Ah, forgive me, monsieur, but with
such a parched beak, I cannot remember.
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All right. Barkeep, another
shot for the lush thrush.
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Here you go.
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Ah, yes, I remember now.
I have no deed.
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But a shipment of pigs arrived
for the Governor this morning.
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Pigs? What the heck for?
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Palau-Palau's founder was
trampled by pigs 100 years ago.
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The locals commemorate his death every
year with the Running of the Pigs.
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Pigs? Well,
that's another word for hog.
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Wait a minute, maybe Emilia
hid the deed in Croque's pigpen.
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Well, I guess I gotta roll up my
sleeves and get down and dirty.
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Okay, birdbrain,
you are cut off.
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(SQUAWKING) Party pooper.
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Em...
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ALL: (CHANTING) Em! Em! Em!
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(HORN BLARING)
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Au revoir!
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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Oh, how delightful!
A barroom brawl.
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And to think all that wanton
violence was initiated by me.
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(GAGGING)
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Emilia, I said you were a
party animal, not a sociopath.
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I have to be myself, Jack.
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I've created a monster.
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Jack, put me down!
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(EMILIA SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EMILIA HUMMING)
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Hey, will you quit goofing
around and help me find this deed?
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What fun is being a spy
without a little diversion?
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Being a spy is not meant
to be fun, Ms. Rothschild.
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I can't believe
I just said that.
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You're such a
stick-in-the-mud, Jack.
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I tell you what,
if it makes you happy,
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I'll get down
and dirty with you.
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Well, it's about time, sister.
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(EMILIA LAUGHING)
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If you throw that,
you are in so much trouble.
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(GASPING)
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Madame Rothschild, are you
feeling quite all right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Emilia was just showing me
one of her beauty treatments.
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The mud bath.
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Charming, you little monkeys.
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Unfortunately,
Monsieur Stiles,
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no beauty secrets
could ever correct
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the unsightliness
of your American features.
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So nice to be loved.
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(CROQUE GIGGLING)
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If I may, I would like a word
with both of you.
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It is about
the Daring Dragoon.
253
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SOLDIER: Left. Right.
Left. Right.
254
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,077
And our soldiers
followed the Dragoon
255
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,949
to one of your warehouses.
256
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,088
Well, let's not talk
about that.
257
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,852
Because it's not often
a girl gets to enjoy
258
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,359
the attentions of
two such manly specimens.
259
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,088
(EMILIA MOANING)
260
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,799
Oh, she must be more
hammered than I thought.
261
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,734
Emilia seems in
fine spirits today, Jacques.
262
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,534
Oh, yeah, she's full
of spirits, all right.
263
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,370
Hey, guys, I'll bring her
right back, okay?
264
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:33,309
Come here, you. What do
you think you're doing?
265
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,312
Flirting. They're the enemy, remember?
266
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:36,848
Us, good. Frenchies, bad.
267
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:40,716
Yes. Which is why I'm subjecting
them to my feminine charms.
268
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,583
(WHISPERING) Much easier
to find out what they know.
269
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,146
What they know? In case you haven't
noticed, they're questioning us.
270
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,282
Yes!
271
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:49,418
I do hope that Brogard fellow
gives me the third degree.
272
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,928
Have you lost your memory
or your eyesight?
273
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,054
Now you behave.
274
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,189
I will not.
275
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:54,323
I'm giving the orders
around here.
276
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,697
And I'm disobeying them.
277
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,826
Listen, sister...
278
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,301
Release me!
279
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,699
Captain Brogard,
arrest this man.
280
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,071
(LAUGHING) Oh, come on.
On what grounds?
281
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,337
On the grounds
that he's no fun,
282
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,403
and he's the Daring Dragoon.
283
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,616
You heard me,
284
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,418
(SHUSHING)
He's the Dragoon.
285
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,929
My little American monkey?
Impossible.
286
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:27,727
This man is a worm,
not a serpent.
287
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,434
Haven't you noticed the
Dragoon's American accent,
288
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,265
his distinctive jaw?
289
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:36,172
Haven't you wondered why Jack is
never around when the Dragoon is?
290
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,540
In case you guys haven't
noticed, she's a little soused.
291
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,579
And therefore
free of inhibitions.
292
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:43,909
Did I mention she's got
a wicked case of amnesia?
293
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,014
Hey, Brogard, come on, man,
we've always been buddies.
294
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,815
JACK: You've gotta believe me.
295
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:53,621
I believe this accusation
deserves some investigation,
296
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:54,750
buddy.
297
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,234
JACK: Not feeling
so good now, huh?
298
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,598
(EMILIA MOANING) Here you
go, Em. Now, sit tight.
299
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:11,302
My apologies, madame, but it
is my duty, you understand.
300
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,376
Check everything.
301
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,540
Leave nothing unturned.
302
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,607
SOLDIER: Oui, mon capitaine.
303
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:24,782
(YAWNING)
304
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,821
Check the coffee.
305
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,664
The coffee?
Oh, hey, come on, fellows.
306
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,223
That's grounds for a protest.
307
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,494
(JACK LAUGHING)
308
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,799
Okay, you got me
over a barrel.
309
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,649
Nothing.
310
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:03,559
Mon gouverneur, it seems this
place is free of any impropriety.
311
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:06,923
Wait!
312
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,804
This painting is
a Jackson Hogg.
313
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,840
CROQUE: It is
a priceless work.
314
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,570
And it's our birthday gift
to you.
315
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,336
But it is not my birthday.
316
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,974
Well, just consider it a belated
gift for your last birthday.
317
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,574
And let's hope
it's your last.
318
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,949
I am touched.
319
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,580
Hey, Croquey,
you know about that whole
320
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,681
"He's the Dragoon" thing?
321
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,728
It was just our idea of a
joke to get you over here.
322
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,888
Isn't that right, Emilia?
323
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,464
Take the painting
back to the mansion at once.
324
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,002
SOLDIER: Oui, Gouverneur.
325
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:55,739
And now we must return to prepare
for the Running of the Pigs.
326
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,712
You'd be crazy not to.
327
00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,047
Okay, guys,
you take care, all right?
328
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,351
I'm sorry.
329
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,753
That's okay, Em.
330
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,018
At least Croque
got his Hogg.
331
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,094
Hogg? Hogg?
332
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,322
(EXCLAIMING)
333
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:18,002
Now, you may not remember
that, but you invented it.
334
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,277
There it is.
335
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,644
All right, now let's find
the deed and get out of here.
336
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,447
SOLDIER: Down here! They're
in the Governor's office!
337
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:34,986
All right, get going.
I'll hold them off.
338
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,521
I can help.
No, no.
339
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,419
This is where Emilia
would dive out the window.
340
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,752
What?
341
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,988
(EMILIA SCREAMING)
342
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,063
All yours.
343
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,998
(GRUNTING)
344
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,740
Don't move
or the cherub gets it!
345
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,042
(JACK LAUGHING)
346
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,053
Looks like
you've been framed.
347
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,551
After him!
348
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,352
SOLDIER: Oui, mon capitaine!
349
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,528
It's about to get started.
350
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,768
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
351
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,383
Don't tell me you're
going to make this a habit.
352
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,716
Ow.
353
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:44,847
Jack.
354
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,892
I remember everything.
355
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,421
Oh, yeah?
What's my waist size?
356
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,157
36 and expanding.
357
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,928
You're back, all right.
358
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,667
You better get out of here.
359
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:00,932
Get him!
360
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,074
How'd you like
a nice pork chop?
361
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,679
(JACK LAUGHING)
362
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,121
Pigs in a blanket.
363
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,320
This little piggy
364
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,198
got punched in the nose.
365
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,065
And that little piggy
got none.
366
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,364
This little piggy
367
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,599
got his butt kicked.
368
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,679
And this little piggy went...
369
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,411
SOLDIER: Oui, oui, oui.
370
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,349
...all the way home.
371
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,484
Freeze.
372
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,290
I have you now, Dragoon.
373
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,720
Again.
374
00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,423
Oh, I can't look.
375
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,617
Hello, Jack.
376
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:26,256
(CLEARING THROAT) So,
everything's back to normal, huh?
377
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,523
Yes. That second blow
to the cranium
378
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,687
really jarred me
back to health.
379
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,990
Great.
Well, that's it, I guess.
380
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,157
Not quite.
381
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,360
You really sunk
to a new low today, Jack.
382
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,431
Yeah, I know, Em.
383
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,206
My name is mud.
384
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,901
On the other hand, you
did accomplish the mission
385
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,971
and you didn't let those sailors
take advantage of me at the tavern.
386
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,515
Well, there you go.
387
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,024
Therefore, I will only
dock you two weeks' pay.
388
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,421
What is so amusing,
Mr. Stiles?
389
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:08,761
(SIGHING)
390
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,959
It's great
to have you back, Emilia.
391
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,897
Party animal.
392
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:18,502
Crazy.
393
00:21:18,552 --> 00:21:23,102
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