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Jack, I've been doing
some thinking.
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You have?
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This simmering passion
must be satisfied.
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It must?
I want you.
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You do?
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Take me, right here.
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Right now.
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I'm trying!
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In your dreams,
Monsieur Stiles.
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(GASPING)
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Thank goodness you
regained consciousness.
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The knockout gas works, but I'm
still working on the side effects.
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Do me a favor, will you?
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Next time, try and make things
a little easier to untie.
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Pardon?
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Hello! Let us hurry!
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I must be off
on a special assignment.
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Special assignment, eh?
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If I know you, you're going out
to chase a little tail-feather.
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I cannot tell a lie, Jacques.
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I have met a ladybird.
She is the dove of my life.
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Ah, don't get too attached, she's just
gonna leave you for a bigger cockatoo.
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Oh, it is not the size
of the beak,
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but the ruffle
of the feathers.
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All right, all right. Is
there a reason why you're here?
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(SQUAWKS) A shipment
will be arriving today,
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from England, in a crate marked
with a red X. Vive la résistance!
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She's just gonna break
his little heart.
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Our invasion will take
the island of Tengu
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and its precious spices
once and for all.
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It had better.
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I have just had a communiqué
from my brother,
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"Screw up this invasion
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"and you will be singing soprano
in the imperial boys' choir.
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"Love, Napoleon."
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I assure you, mon gouverneur,
we will not fail.
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That Napoleon was always
a rotten wretch.
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Pulled hair. Bit. Gave
me a terrible undy grundy.
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Ours was
a dysfunctional family.
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Not to worry. We have
amassed 5,000 troops.
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With them,
we will take Tengu.
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With Tengu, we will take
the undies... Indies.
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Perhaps I should have been
kinder to him as a boy.
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I used to steal
his share of the pudding.
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How was I to know
he'd become a great dictator?
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Governor, if I may direct
your attention,
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let us go over the
disposition of our forces.
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Why bother? We both know what will
become of your elaborate stratagems
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once the Daring Dragoon
arrives.
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But Governor, my men...
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Cannot even spell "Dragoon",
let alone catch one.
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This time will be different,
I assure you.
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One man alone cannot defeat the
sheer might of an entire army.
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EMILIA: Just leave it there.
Thanks.
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Allow me.
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What for?
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'Cause, babycakes,
without my help,
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(LAUGHING) You're gonna
be here all day long!
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How time flies!
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Goodness.
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Where can one get a decent
gin and tonic on this island?
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Father?
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(SINGING) In 1801,
the Revolution had been won
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And Uncle Sam's favorite son
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Had a job he needed done
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Which brought Jack to a lady
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Both beautiful and smart
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Who found his mix intriguing
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A scoundrel with a heart!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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There was never
a leatherneck braver
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A daring dragoon is he!
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He'll halt the bold advance
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Of Napoleon's attack
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There ain't a French
or pirate rogue
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Who don't know Jack!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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Sailin' 'round
the bloody world
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To defend democracy
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And when ya need
a fightin' man
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To trust or watch your back
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Just ask the bloke
right next to ya
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Damn right!
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It's Jack!
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Father!
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Fu-fu!
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Fu-fu? Father, what on
Earth are you doing here?
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Stopping this blasted
invasion, of course.
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I've been sent here
to supervise the two of you
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on direct orders
from high command.
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It seems our paths intersect
once again, Mr. Stiles.
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The last time we met, I was
attempting to hurl you off a cliff.
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Jolly good fun.
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Oh, then there was the time I ran
you over with that ox cart in Philly.
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Ah, the Revolution.
Those were the days, huh?
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It seems strange to be on the
same side now though, does it not?
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Ah, I look forward to it,
Rupe.
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Truth is, I think you're one
of the greatest spies alive.
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To tell you the truth,
I think I am, too!
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You never told me
you knew each other.
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You never told me your father
was England's greatest spy.
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Impressed?
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Well, of course,
but I'm not about to admit it.
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You know, this will be
a bloody good show.
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And how could I possibly
pass up the chance to see
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my lovely little Fu-fu again
after all these years?
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Father, if we're going to be
working on assignment together,
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I'd appreciate it if you
called me by my proper title.
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Of course, Agent Fu-fu.
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Now, Daddy's got you
a little present.
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Perfume from Paris,
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so you can continue to
cultivate your feminine mystique
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even on this
godforsaken sand trap.
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How thoughtful.
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Now, then, let's catch up
over drinks, shall we, Jack?
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Lead the way, Rupster.
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What about me?
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Ah, yes. Have my things sent
round to your house.
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And I'd like a roast dinner
and a bottle of claret.
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A good vintage, eh?
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Hey, I don't know what your
secret is, but I want lessons.
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SIR RUPERT: And while I was digging
out from under the avalanche,
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Jack put laxatives in the food
supply of an entire English regiment
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just before the battle.
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You should have seen
those redcoats run.
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Yes, you always were
a crafty one, Stiles.
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Maybe even more underhanded
than I.
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Oh, it's nice of you
to say, there, Rupster,
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but when it comes to twisting
that knife with a smile,
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you're the king, baby.
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Oh, how about some peas,
Fu-fu?
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Kind words, but give yourself
proper credit.
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No one can hatch a
bold-faced lie quite like you.
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Oh, stop.
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Sorry to break up
the mutual admiration society,
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but shouldn't we discuss how we
plan to halt the Governor's invasion?
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A capital idea.
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Leave it to Fu-fu to hit the
nail squarely on the head.
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Any ideas, Stiles?
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Oh, well,
as the superior officer,
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I figured we'd just follow
your plan.
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Oh, no, no, no. As the host, why
don't we hear your plan first?
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No, no, no! You first.
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No, no, no. I insist.
After you.
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We attack the munitions dump,
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blow up the French
powder stores.
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They'll still have an army, but they
won't be able to fire their guns.
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I could create a diversion
outside of the warehouse.
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While I sneak in
and light the gunpowder.
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Stiles, I think we've got it.
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You and me, Rupe.
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Excuse me.
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Yes?
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Glad to see
I'm still part of the team.
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Of course.
Credit where credit's due.
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The meal is superb, Fu-fu.
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And you look stunning tonight.
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Did you lose weight?
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Have a little more wine,
Fu-fu.
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Fu-fu?
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JACK:
Daughters. Go figure.
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Stiles, my boy,
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there's something wrong
between my daughter and me.
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No matter how hard I try,
I always seem to upset her.
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Well, you've come
to the right place.
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I'm an expert
at upsetting Emilia.
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What is it exactly
that bothers her?
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Well, in my case,
it's walking, talking,
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standing, sitting, eating,
sleeping.
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Pretty much anything I do
drives her crazy.
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It's a gift.
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If I ask her directly, she tells
me that nothing's the matter.
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Hmm.
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Which is why I was rather hoping
that you could do me a favor.
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Do try and determine
what's wrong between us.
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Tactfully, of course.
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Oh, not to worry, Rupe.
Tact is my middle name.
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The munitions warehouse is just
ahead. A squad of guards in front.
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Act casually.
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By the way, I was wondering,
for no particular reason
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that you should at all
be suspicious about,
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what's the problem between
you and your old man?
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Oh, you two have been
talking, I see.
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Whatever gave you
that idea?
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I mean, it's not like he told
me to ask you that or anything.
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But, you know, while
we're on the subject...
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My father's a great man,
Jack.
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Just not a great father.
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It appears the Governor
has stationed snipers
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on the rooftops
across from the building.
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Yeah, yeah, back to the issue at hand.
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Seems to me like your
pop spoils you rotten.
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Oh, that's precisely
the problem.
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He treats me like
a little girl.
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Fu-fu?
God, I hate that name.
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Well, problem solved.
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From now on, I'll tell him to
pretend that he respects you.
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You'll do no such thing.
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I will not beg for his
respect. I'll earn it.
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If you ask me, you two
could use some counseling.
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(SCOFFS)
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Hey, now,
don't be so surprised.
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I'm not all
fists and fury.
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"Sensitive Stiles,"
they call me.
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Who calls you that?
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Plenty of people.
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I like kittens,
I like daisies. I cry.
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I mean, granted, it's when I get
hurt, but no one blubbers like me.
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If you don't duck, Jack,
I'll make you cry.
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
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What'd you do that for?
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Testing the defenses.
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The soldiers are on
high alert.
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We'll need to stage a coordinated
attack using my knockout gas.
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I've got to hand it to you,
Fu-fu.
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This knockout gas rigmarole
is adorable.
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However,
we won't be needing it.
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But the gas is the most humane and
effective way to neutralize the guards.
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We might as well release it.
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Well, personally, I have a rule
never to release my gas in public.
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Agreed. It's hardly
a gentlemanly way to fight
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and nor is it a substitute for
a sword and a good pair of fists.
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(SIGHING) Okay.
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Then how do you propose
I neutralize the guards?
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You won't. You'll stay here
and hold down the fort.
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Well, I don't accept that.
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This is my mission as well!
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00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,816
As the ranking officer,
I beg to differ.
231
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:29,056
Then my official report
will reflect my dissension.
232
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,120
I'm sorry to hear that.
233
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,232
I'll buy you a new parasol
to make it up to you.
234
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,800
I'll see you at dawn, Stiles.
235
00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:39,167
With all due respect, sir,
my report will dissent, too.
236
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,732
Usually when she has a hunch about
things like this, she's right.
237
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,742
And don't you dare
hold that against me.
238
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,313
I'll say it again, we attack
at dawn, without Emilia,
239
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,212
and that's a direct order.
240
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,978
My father can be
such a fool sometimes.
241
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,520
You got that right, sister!
242
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,613
Don't you talk about
my father like that!
243
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:04,190
(SOUNDING OFF IN FRENCH)
244
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,995
There's too many soldiers.
245
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,439
I say we call it a day
and come up with a new plan.
246
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,170
Yes. I already have one.
247
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,838
Why don't you change out
of that ridiculous costume?
248
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:24,514
Sir, I'll have you know, this
outfit has been remarkably effective.
249
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:28,542
How? By causing the French soldiers
to laugh themselves to death?
250
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,146
Hiding behind a mask
isn't cricket, Stiles.
251
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,316
I can't permit you
to fight like that.
252
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,383
Well, mask or no mask,
I say we don't fight at all.
253
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,928
There's too many soldiers.
254
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,793
You believe we'll lose?
255
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,593
One thing I've learned
from your daughter.
256
00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:43,157
If you don't fight when you
can't win, you never lose.
257
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,567
My daughter taught you
to run from a fight?
258
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,071
Shame on you both, sir!
259
00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:48,367
She learned it from you.
260
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,103
The Quebec assignment, 1760?
261
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,407
It was a case study
in sneakery, she said.
262
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:56,073
She's studied
the Quebec campaign, did she?
263
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,740
She's studied
all your missions.
264
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,047
Well, then, of course,
she should know
265
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,610
that Quebec did not require
a direct attack,
266
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:05,623
while our advance today would
benefit from precisely that.
267
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,249
Look, we're not gonna
get past those guards
268
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,487
without getting ourselves
filled with a bunch of new holes,
269
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,621
and frankly, I'm happy
with the ones I already have.
270
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,532
Then stay and watch me
take the glory, coward.
271
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,862
No, no, no!
272
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,640
Onward to victory!
273
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,350
Nice hat, monsieur.
274
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,812
Onward to victory, indeed.
275
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,227
Prepare to die.
276
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,770
Well, lookie what
what we have here.
277
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,430
A circle of jerks.
278
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,573
That's how you cure lockjaw.
279
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:58,769
Charge him!
280
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,855
All right, Rupert.
You and me, buddy.
281
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,630
Now it's time for a little
"duck, duck, goose."
282
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,335
Duck!
283
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:34,536
Duck!
284
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,273
Goose!
285
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,778
Time to blow, daddy-o.
Coward, eh?
286
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,761
Is there anything else
you need?
287
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,957
A warm bath?
Something to eat?
288
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,493
Strange, you're the one
taking care of me now.
289
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,502
I suppose that's what happens
when you grow old.
290
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,665
Oh, you're not old.
291
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,537
London seems to think so.
292
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,274
I wasn't going to say anything,
but this is my last mission.
293
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,475
Forcibly retired.
294
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:13,351
I'll have to sell the house.
Can't live off my pension.
295
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,852
What do you mean,
"Sell the house"?
296
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,911
What about your savings?
What savings?
297
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,422
Well, you must have
something.
298
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,980
We always lived
comfortably. I had tutors.
299
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,856
My laboratory tuition
to Oxford.
300
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,360
Precisely.
301
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:26,425
Everything went on your
education. I saved nothing.
302
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,559
But I don't regret it
for a moment.
303
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,997
I never knew.
304
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,072
And you never took interest
in my scientific pursuits.
305
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,542
Well, I suppose I never
forgave that damnable gravity
306
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,377
for what it did to your
mother's once-perky buttocks.
307
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,507
Though I will admit, that
sleeping-gas idea of yours
308
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,610
would have been
a far better plan, after all.
309
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,748
Then why did you keep me
out of the mission?
310
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:54,122
I wanted to protect you,
keep you out of harm's way.
311
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,389
You've never believed in me
as a spy.
312
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,461
I've always believed in you.
313
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,658
But I know
the life of a spy.
314
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,134
Always in danger,
always on the run.
315
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,138
I was terrified my little girl
would come back to England in a box.
316
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,242
I always felt the same way
about you.
317
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,869
SIR RUPERT: I don't know
anything else.
318
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,072
I want to be like you.
319
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:18,514
Oh! Like me?
Old and out to pasture?
320
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,812
(CLEARING THROAT)
321
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,985
I've been to the armory.
We can hit it again at dawn.
322
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,322
No, we can't.
What do you mean?
323
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,192
The armory's our best shot,
no pun intended.
324
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,254
And it will be destroyed,
but not by us. By him.
325
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,594
Single-handedly.
326
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,998
Now, listen, kid, I'm telling
you, he can't handle it.
327
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,765
No, you listen to me, Jack.
328
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:43,365
I never knew my father sacrificed his
own needs to give me a proper life.
329
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,336
The least I can do
is give him back his dignity.
330
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,447
Besides, I believe
I have the foolproof plan.
331
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,984
Father,
you'll need to prepare.
332
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,417
You assault the armory
at dawn.
333
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,619
Haven't you been listening?
I've lost it.
334
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,090
Nonsense.
335
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,289
You'd have succeeded last time,
if Jack weren't in the way.
336
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,729
Yeah, yeah.
337
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,861
You would have been much better
off if I hadn't stepped in there.
338
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,633
Only a man of your experience
can pull it off.
339
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,800
You must do it. Please!
340
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,103
For England
341
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,202
and for me.
342
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,043
Right you are.
343
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:27,975
Halt.
344
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:33,350
Pardonnez-moi, Madame Rothschild,
but this area is off-limits.
345
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,893
Silly me.
Thank you, Sergeant.
346
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,727
(SOLDIER SPEAKING FRENCH)
347
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,903
Ha! Onward to victory!
348
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,674
(ALL MUMBLING)
349
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,519
French fop!
350
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,583
Gallic girly boy!
351
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,935
Yes!
352
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:27,072
I still have it in me! Yes!
353
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,665
(SOUNDING OFF)
354
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,837
(SNORING)
355
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,077
Asleep on duty?
356
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,242
SOLDIER: The Dragoon!
357
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,010
It's past your bedtime, too, boys.
358
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,985
Get him. Get him!
359
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:14,389
Take a number, fellas.
'Cause everyone gets a turn.
360
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,688
Get him!
361
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,861
Come on, Rupert.
Get the lead out.
362
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,459
(CHATTERING)
363
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,095
My hero.
You're so handsome.
364
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,766
You're too kind. Would you
hold that? Thanks very much.
365
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:23,483
What's your daughter's name?
Oh. There you go, ma'am.
366
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,827
Gotta go! See you!
I'll be back!
367
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,050
Damn, I'm good.
368
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,991
It's been a pleasure
serving under you, sir.
369
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,292
Likewise, Stiles.
370
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,266
You're not quite the man I
thought you were, but you'll learn.
371
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,599
By the way,
that Dragoon costume?
372
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:08,129
Yeah?
373
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,834
It sort of grows on you.
374
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,933
(LAUGHING) Huh?
375
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,376
I love you, my dear.
376
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,273
I love you, too, Dad.
377
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,978
You don't know how much
that means to me, Emilia.
378
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,953
You call me Fu-fu.
379
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,384
And that barrel you dropped
in the warehouse?
380
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,121
It almost took my head off,
381
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,527
otherwise, the operation
was a great success.
382
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,657
You're a bloody good spy,
little girl.
383
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,132
Yeah. Well,
it runs in the family, Dad.
384
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,664
JACK: See you later, Rupster.
385
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,763
Till we meet again!
386
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:50,379
RUPERT:
Now, where is that gin? Ah.
387
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,748
So, how'd you get
the name Fu-fu, anyway?
388
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:57,084
When I was three, one of my
male playmates patronized me.
389
00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:58,952
Much as you're doing now. And?
390
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,954
I fu him fu
an open window.
391
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:02,584
And while we're on
the subject,
392
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,026
how did you get a name
like Little Willy?
393
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,860
Oh, Little Willy... What...
Where'd you hear that?
394
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,833
A letter arrived from
your father this morning.
395
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,664
Oh, for the love of God,
you give me that thing!
396
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:12,863
Give me that letter!
No!
397
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,667
You give it to me right now!
Little Willy!
398
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:18,804
JACK: Fu-fu! You hear me?
Stop that woman!
399
00:21:18,854 --> 00:21:23,404
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