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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,910 - She's moved out. - That's fantastic. - Sorry? - That's terrible. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,790 - How often do you get Tamzin flowers? - These aren't for Tamzin. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,910 They're for... someone else. 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,750 - You remember Murray? - Your ex-husband. 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,150 - Still husband. - I can't believe there's not a gentleman 6 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,630 who won't improve on that 7 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:18,480 - for a night out with the charming Bex Wilkie. - ?3,000. 8 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,190 There you are! What kept you? 9 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,030 I've just been knocked off my bike. 10 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,470 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 11 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,430 Yeah, I'm fine. Some crap-trumpet in a convertible 12 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,110 clipped me on the Patcham crossroads. They didn't even stop. 13 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,230 - Did you jump the lights again? - You never take my side, do you? 14 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,430 Grant, I keep telling you -- don't jump the lights. 15 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,870 It's just like at school. 16 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,310 You let me get beaten up by that gang behind the gym block. 17 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,750 - They were three girls, Grant. - They were vicious. 18 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,910 - Look, can I have the ring? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,950 What's all this ring business about, anyway? 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,550 Having dinner with Bex tonight. 21 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,070 Recreating the night I proposed. Same restaurant, 22 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,070 same table, same violinist that serenaded us. 23 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,310 I am going to re-propose, you know, 24 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,550 - like we're starting all over again. - Re-propose? 25 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,550 But you're already married. Wouldn't that be bigamy? 26 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,310 No, you're missing the point. 27 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,470 - You've lost the ring! - It must've fallen out when I got knocked over. 28 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,550 Grant! This is a big night for me! 29 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,870 It's not my fault! 30 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,830 All right! All right! 31 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,830 I'll go back to the Patcham crossroads. 32 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,150 Hurry up! 33 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,520 She'll be here in 20 minutes. 34 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,550 How was the job interview? 35 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,110 Oh... terrible. 36 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:03,270 I was interviewed by a woman called Sam and a man called Alex, 37 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,750 and I kept calling them by the wrong names. 38 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,390 - Alex has a moustache. - Yes, well, so has Sam. 39 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,750 Bex, you are in a period of transition. 40 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,270 I felt exactly the same after Clifford. 41 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,230 Yeah, but everything feels like I'm taking one step forward 42 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,430 and then a frying pan gets slapped in my face. 43 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,190 You see, with Clifford, I imposed a Clifford exclusion zone. 44 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,430 You've got to do the same with Murray... Are you going out? 45 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,030 Yeah. I'm having dinner. With Murray. 46 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,590 What?! But you can't. 47 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,830 Murray is a gangrenous limb. 48 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,950 He needs to be severed so you can live. 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,590 Abby, he's making a really big effort. 50 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:39,790 Do you want me to phone? Pretend there's been an accident at Gatwick? 51 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,150 We need every available nurse, and all that? 52 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,430 Abby, really, it's just dinner, OK? 53 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,670 I'll see you later. 54 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,920 Don't let the fungus spread! 55 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,190 Table for two, er, name of Booth. 56 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,430 Yes. You phoned earlier about my uncle Enzo. 57 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,990 Yes, yes. The violinist, yeah. 58 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,190 He was, er, playing here for us when I proposed. 59 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,430 12 years ago. 60 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,030 He's coming in especially tonight. 61 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,950 - Let me take you to your table. - Right. 62 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,510 Sorry, er... 63 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,950 Sorry, I did ask for the table in the corner, 64 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,230 the... the one that I proposed at. 65 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,070 Sorry, I didn't get that message. It's taken. 66 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,830 We've allocated you this one here. 67 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,750 It's not ideal. 68 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,830 I... I wanted to re-propose to my wife at the original table. 69 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,350 Re-propose? 70 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,630 Yeah, it's a gesture of, you know, renewed recommitment. 71 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,830 It's not unduly complicated. 72 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,790 Hmm? 73 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,750 Julian Wolverton. 74 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,070 We met at a CT scanner appeal thing. 75 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,430 Oh, yes. 76 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,750 I won the auction to have a date with Bex. 77 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,990 - So you did. - We had a terrific night. She's quite a woman. 78 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,150 Yes. Yes. Yes, she is. 79 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,350 No, really, she's something else. Anyway, it's good to see you. 80 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,710 - Is it? Yes, er... thank you. - I love this place. 81 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,750 I don't really like cooking, so I tend to eat out most nights. 82 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,590 - We've been coming here for years, so... - How's Bex? - She's fine. Yes. 83 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,670 - Sh-Sh-She's not coming. - What? 84 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,430 She's not here. 85 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,030 Oh? Oh, so you're dining alone? 86 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,350 Yeah, yeah, not with Bex. 87 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,310 Well, not with anyone. 88 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,630 Feel free to join me. 89 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,880 - What? - Keep me company. 90 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,750 - No, no, don't want to bother you. - Come on, I insist. Have a seat. 91 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,030 Can we get another gin and tonic over here, please? 92 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,680 - No, no, I really ought to... - Have a scallop. Here. 93 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,000 It's all right. You won't catch anything. 94 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,670 Hmm? 95 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,190 Mmm. Lovely, lovely. 96 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,830 Yeah, very good. 97 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,150 How about some of that sauce? 98 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,070 Mmm... 99 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,190 Hmm? 100 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,150 - Mmm! - Ooh, by the way, do you have Bex's number? 101 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,350 I'm sorry? 102 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,030 I lost my phone sailing, 103 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,150 and I was thinking of giving her a call. 104 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,590 Julian, would you excuse me for a moment? I just... 105 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,840 I just need to warn the maitre d about something. 106 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,230 - Have you decided on which table? - Neither of them. - I'm sorry? 107 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,310 There's been a change of plan. We're going to have to go. 108 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,830 But Enzo's coming in. 109 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,870 He's on the bus from Lewes. 110 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,870 OK. Well, you know, I'll be happy to pay his fare and, er... 111 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,310 Here, look, taxi home. But I definitely can't stay here. 112 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,710 Murray! 113 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,350 Hi. 114 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,280 Hello. 115 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,550 Hi! 116 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,550 Oh! 117 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,910 - You are here. - Yes. 118 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,630 Sorry, confused. 119 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,670 Wow. 120 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,910 Wow! You... You look terrific. 121 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,040 Thank you. You look... You look pretty good yourself. 122 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,870 - Sorry. - Sorry. 123 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,360 Bex... 124 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:05,110 - .. I'm not really sure about this place. I think we should go. - What? 125 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,430 - I know someone who got food poisoning here. - Really? 126 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,070 Yeah, suspect hygiene standards, 127 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,630 if you ask me. Have you been to the gents? 128 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,750 No, you wouldn't have, but they say "judge a kitchen by its toilets", 129 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,830 - and you wouldn't want to eat off those urinals. - No, I wouldn't. 130 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,670 I... I really think we should go elsewhere. 131 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,990 Murray, it's just had a great review in the Argos. 132 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,830 Yes, but did they look at the toilets? 133 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,510 Anyway, you proposed here, 134 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,950 - and I've got really fond memories of this place. - Yeah. 135 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,750 Yeah, me too. 136 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,270 Come on, sit down. 137 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,390 I've... I've ordered a bottle of Chablis. 138 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,590 And you, um... Yeah. 139 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,710 You might want to take off my coat. 140 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,680 Maybe? 141 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,240 (Sorry.) 142 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,150 Yeah, Chablis. 143 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,510 Lovely. 144 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,310 Remember that bottle of Chablis we had in... Oh, where was it? 145 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,590 Chablis(?) 146 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,310 Yes, yes, it was, wasn't it? 147 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,510 Beautiful, that day, wasn't it? 148 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,510 Or was it raining? Er... Light drizzle? I really can't remember. 149 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,430 Murray, are you OK? 150 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,910 Vino bianco. 151 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,750 Your gin and tonic. 152 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,270 Oh, no, no, that's not for me. No. 153 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,270 OK. 154 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,030 I feel a bit nervous, for some reason. 155 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,870 - It really feels like a first date. - Ooh! Are you on your first date? 156 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,110 - No, no. - No, we're married. 157 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,630 Aw. That is so sweet, to treat every night out 158 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,150 as a first date, eh? 159 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,750 Is that the secret of your success? 160 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,550 - Something like that, yeah. - I'll be back to take your order. 161 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,550 Sorry, if we are staying, 162 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,990 I just... I... I just need to deal with something. 163 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,360 Er... 164 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,270 - Here's your mail, by the way. - Thanks. 165 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,670 Ah! There you are. I ordered you some scallops. 166 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,950 Um... I asked for a gin and tonic for my friend? 167 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,750 J-J-Julian, I'm actually with Bex at the moment, so... 168 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,750 - Oh, I thought you were separated. - Yeah, we are. - Oh, right, 169 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,950 because I don't want to put anyone's nose out of joint but it's just that 170 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,870 - I had a great night with Bex. - So you said. Yes, yes. 171 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,230 I don't know if it's appropriate to ask for a second date 172 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,230 - when your relationship's still unresolved. - Probably not. 173 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,150 Sorry, I'm going to have to get this. It's another charity event. 174 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,190 Gavin, how are you? (Order some wine.) 175 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,630 - Julian, I really need to... - You are ready to order? 176 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,880 Yes, but not here. Sorry... 177 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,510 Darren? 178 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,910 What? 179 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,280 Lovematch UK? You are better looking than your photo. 180 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,150 - Sorry? - Alice. Teacher. 181 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,870 30. Lied a little bit but... 182 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:40,310 Likes swimming and horses. Not together, obviously. 183 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,070 I don't like swimming with horses. 184 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,150 I'm sorry, I think you're looking for someone else. Not me. Sorry. 185 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,940 - I... - Yeah... 186 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,990 Bex, bit of an awkward situation here. 187 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,750 - Er... - Oh, God. 188 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,310 - What? - More points. 189 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,950 Murray, I've been done for speeding again. 190 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,350 You know those road signs with the numbers? They're sort of clues(!) 191 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,950 Oh, God! That takes me up to 12. I'm looking at a year's ban. 192 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,230 - Have you decided? - Oh, no. 193 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,310 My wife's just had some bad news, so we might not be staying. 194 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,070 I'm starving. I'll have the oysters 195 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,510 - followed by sea bass. - Very good choice. 196 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,550 - Oysters? I didn't know you liked oysters. - No, I like them now. 197 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,270 And you, sir? The scallops are very nice. 198 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,070 Er... yes, I know. 199 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,430 Um... 200 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,620 He'll have the scallops... 201 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,670 .. followed by the pork belly. 202 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,950 - Yeah. She's right, as always. - Sweet. 203 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,470 Oh, the maitre d said to mention Enzo is here. 204 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,070 Enzo? Oh, Christ! Yeah, yeah. 205 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,750 - Who's Enzo? - Oh, no, don't worry. - Is he an out-of-work chauffeur? 206 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:46,590 - Perhaps he'd like to drive me round while I'm banned. - Bex, I mean... 207 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,470 I... I could give you a lift to work. 208 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,430 - Sorry? - I could... I could drive you to work. 209 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:54,350 Might have to give me a push, though. It's playing up a bit. 210 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,310 - You still don't want to get rid of that car, do you? - I love that car. 211 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,470 We had our first kiss in that car. 212 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,150 Yeah, but if it's not working you just let it go. 213 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,590 No, no. It's precious to me, you know, 214 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,150 like our marriage. 215 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,470 Might be spluttering but I'm going to do everything I can to fix it. 216 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,150 I thought we had our first kiss at Laura's party. 217 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,830 No, no, no, no. It was in the car. It was at, um, 218 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,110 - Laura's party that we had our first... - Oh, yes. 219 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,510 In the airing cupboard. 220 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,590 Whatever did happen to Laura? 221 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,390 I don't know. Well, we never got invited back, so... 222 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,110 Thank you. That's very good. Pour another glass, will you?> 223 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,550 She'll be here in a minute. 224 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,470 Curtis. Curtis! 225 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,950 Hi. 226 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,430 Hi. 227 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,190 What are you two doing here? 228 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,950 We're having a meal together. 229 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,430 - Yeah. How's Tamzin? - Oh, she's fine. Yes. Thank you for asking. 230 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,480 - Is she joining you? - Um... 231 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,590 Stay where you are. 232 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,310 No, don't come in. 233 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,950 No, I'll find you. 234 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:57,430 My, er, chiropractor wants to have a look at my back now. 235 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,590 I told him it's not really appropriate in a restaurant. 236 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,910 I mean, there's no room for his mats. 237 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,150 Actually, change of plan. 238 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,440 I've got to go. Could I have the bill for the Champagne? 239 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,430 I'm at completely the wrong restaurant. 240 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,430 I'm meant to be at the Taj Mahal. 241 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,470 It was only when I looked at the menu 242 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,590 and realised there was no lamb bhuna. 243 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,150 Anyway... um... 244 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,630 Have a good evening! 245 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,880 Bye. 246 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:31,230 - What was all that? - Oh, you know, he's seeing someone. 247 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,350 - Ah... - Not his wife. 248 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,550 Oh, no. Poor Tamzin. That's terrible. 249 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,750 Yeah. 250 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,590 I suppose some men are like that, aren't they, you know, 251 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,750 whereas others find the woman they love 252 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,350 and stick with them through thick and thin. 253 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,190 Yes, they do. 254 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,630 Unfortunately, for poor old Tamzin, 255 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:55,280 she didn't find someone loyal and steadfast. 256 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,910 I'm talking about me. 257 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,270 I know. 258 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,910 OK. 259 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:07,430 - Excuse me, are you sure you're not Darren? - Yes! - Darren? 260 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,550 My date. Lovematch UK. We're with the same agencies. 261 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,910 - Have you joined a dating agency? - No! 262 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,150 - Just tell me if you don't fancy me. - What?! 263 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,310 I had this last week with Stefan -- IT consultant, likes windsurfing. 264 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,270 Well, I'm not Darren or Stefan. 265 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,990 He walked in, took one look at me and walked straight back out again! 266 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,670 Nice place, this, isn't it? 267 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,390 Are you with Lovematch UK too? 268 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,950 No, I'm his wife. 269 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,350 You did not say you were married on your profile. 270 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,990 Please... Sorry, what's your name? 271 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,350 Alice. You know that. You e-mailed me last night. 272 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,070 - Alice, I'm not the man you're looking for. - They all say that. 273 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,470 Is now a good time for Enzo to serenade you? 274 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,550 Ooh... er... 275 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,710 Er... no. 276 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,230 Since I haven't got the ring yet. Er... later. 277 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,790 When I go down on one knee, yeah? 278 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,990 And I've had Chef prepare a special celebration dessert for you. 279 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,390 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. - You'd like to see it? 280 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,590 Yes, yes. 281 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,310 Yes, of course. 282 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,390 Ah, there you are. Your scallops are getting cold. 283 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,430 - I've ordered you a T-bone too. - Julian, I don't want a T-bone. 284 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,110 - Fine, have something else. - No, I've got to get back to Bex. 285 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,710 - She's waiting for me. - Ah, she's moved back in with you. 286 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,790 No, no, no. She's still with Abby, but... 287 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,270 - Abby? - A girlfriend. Someone from work. 288 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,920 - Oh. - Hopefully it's just a phase. 289 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,030 Sorry, I... I thought when you said "girlfriend" you meant... 290 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,680 you know... 291 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,950 Yeah. 292 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,710 Yeah, well, er, yes, she is. 293 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,230 Yeah, um... 294 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,630 - Abby is Bex's girlfriend. - Really? 295 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,550 I was going to ask her out, but... 296 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,070 - Wasting your time... - No, sure. - Just not interested in men. 297 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,430 - I thought we had some chemistry. - No. 298 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,510 I'm the only man who's ever really done it for her, you know. 299 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,230 I turned her for a while, 300 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:51,350 but these days even I... I can't keep her from the ladies. 301 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,470 Oh, sorry. 302 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,350 No, no, go ahead. Take it. 303 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,350 Actually, Julian, sorry... 304 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,940 I need to... 305 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,030 Grant, where the hell are you? I need that ring! 306 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,870 I show you the special celebration dessert? 307 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,990 Oh, yes, of course. Yeah. 308 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,900 Murray? 309 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,030 So you've joined a dating agency? 310 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,510 - No, no. I've no idea who that woman is. - You keep running off. 311 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:28,110 Oh, a bit of a situation with the maitre d. 312 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,910 Wants some advice about, um, pensions. 313 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,390 - Can't believe these speeding points. - I suppose, you know... 314 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,390 I-I could take them for you. 315 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,590 How do you mean? 316 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,550 Well, you know, we could say I was driving your car. 317 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,470 You'd do that for me? 318 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,510 But it's illegal, Murray. 319 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,750 You know, if it gets you out of a hole. 320 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,710 Be our little secret. 321 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,750 That's really sweet 322 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,560 but you don't look anything like me. 323 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,750 The hair. 324 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,110 Say I dyed it. 325 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,070 - The dress. - OK, that's trickier. 326 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,910 - It's not going to work. - No, no, come on. 327 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:07,030 Come on, we can do this. Um... I was wearing a leotard 328 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,150 because I'd... 329 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,400 Yeah, I'd been... I'd been to wrestling practice. 330 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,910 I was rushing home to, er... 331 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,390 - Watch the wrestling. - Yeah, exactly. 332 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,110 Didn't bother changing out of my leotard 333 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,470 so, instead, rushed home at... 62mph?! 334 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,260 Murray, those speed cameras are rigged. 335 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,350 - OK. Go on. I won't say anything if you don't. - Thank you. 336 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,870 I'm really touched. 337 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,520 I am. 338 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,990 Um, look, er, Bex, 339 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,910 I... I was actually waiting for Grant to... 340 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,510 Doesn't matter. 341 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,750 It was... 342 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,870 almost 12 years ago today 343 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,040 that we were sat... 344 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,990 .. near this very table, 345 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:56,710 and I looked into your beautiful eyes... 346 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,790 .. and said... - Julian? - What? 347 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,040 Bex? 348 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,470 You're eating over here? 349 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,310 - Yeah, I'm having pork belly. - You're with Bex? 350 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,590 Well, she is my wife. 351 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,510 What... Are you all right, Julian? 352 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,630 Yes, yes. Sorry, er... 353 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,030 Just a bit, um... Ah, it doesn't matter. 354 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,790 Really enjoyed our meal the other night. 355 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,830 - The oysters were out of this world. - Oysters? 356 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,350 - Yeah. Bex had never had them before. - Oh, really? 357 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,150 I was going to call you, see if you fancied it again, 358 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,070 but Murray tells me that, um, well... I know your situation now, 359 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,990 so, each to his own. 360 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,500 - I'll see you around. - Yeah, OK. 361 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,350 Thank you. 362 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,070 Each to his own? 363 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,670 What did Julian mean? 364 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,120 No idea. 365 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,830 Look, Bex, um, as I was saying, 366 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,350 it was 12 years ago... 367 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,000 - Sorry, I've just got to... - Bex! 368 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,800 Oh! 369 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,830 - Murray! Yeah, sorry, mate. Little favour. - Oh? 370 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,590 I've been waiting for a minicab 371 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,470 and it won't be here for another 20 minutes. 372 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,350 I've got to get to the other side of town, 373 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,910 so my little window of opportunity is rather closing. 374 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,110 I'm not driving you. I'm having dinner with my wife. 375 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,950 No, I'm not suggesting that. I just need to borrow your car. 376 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,390 I've just got to get to the Roadlodge and then... well, you know. 377 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,670 - Curtis, no. - I'll be an hour tops, 378 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,230 40 minutes, probably. 379 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,070 Yeah. Ten minutes there and, well, you know, 380 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,240 and then ten minutes back. Could be as little as half an hour. 381 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,870 Thanks, mate. 382 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,350 Julian must've got his wires crossed cos he'd got it into his head 383 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,470 that Abby was my girlfriend, or something! 384 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,030 No! Really? 385 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,510 Anyway, it's all cleared up now, 386 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,790 - because he's going to take me to the Admiral Club. - What? 387 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,390 Well, he said there's going to be loads of potential donors 388 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,550 for the CT scanner appeal. 389 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,790 Bex, I didn't think we were at that place yet. 390 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,470 Eating oysters and going to Admiral clubs. 391 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,110 It's not like I'm going on a date with him. 392 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,270 Yes? 393 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,190 Oh, hi, it's Emma. 394 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,750 Oh, hi... Hi, there. 395 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,630 Sorry to call out of office hours 396 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,630 but, um, my boiler's broken down and I haven't got any hot water. 397 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,670 Oh, no. I'm sorry to hear that. 398 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,070 So, what I was thinking was, 399 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:29,910 maybe I could come round and have a bath at your place. 400 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,310 Yeah, yeah, fine. 401 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,150 So, is that OK, then? If I come over? 402 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,790 Oh, no, er... sorry. The thing is, I'm actually out having dinner 403 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,070 with my wife at the moment, so... 404 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,870 But you're still separated? 405 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,150 Yeah, we are. 406 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,790 Oh, OK, well, maybe I could let myself in. 407 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,750 I know you keep a spare key in the hanging basket. 408 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,470 Oh... Oh, y-y-you know that, do you? 409 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,590 Actually, there's another problem, 410 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,910 which is, I've got a bit of a hot water shortage myself. 411 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,630 I see. Well, is there enough for a shower? 412 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,150 Er... not even enough for a shower, really. 413 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,710 Really is quite an acute hot water shortage. 414 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,910 - My plumber's baffled. - Maybe my plumber could have a look at it. 415 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,750 He could, although, as I say, 416 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,310 tonight's not really terribly convenient. 417 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,630 Actually, my food's going to be arriving shortly, 418 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,830 so I... I better go, but, yeah, 419 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:23,070 well, I'm sorry I'm not able to help you on this occasion, 420 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,750 but thank you for your interest. 421 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,950 Bye. 422 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,560 But, er... 423 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,340 - Who was that? - No, no-one. 424 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,590 Well, it was obviously someone. 425 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,910 Um... someone from the office, actually. 426 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,830 She wanted to come round for a bath, so... 427 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,790 - She? - Not with me. No, her boiler's broken. 428 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,710 Who is she? 429 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,150 Um... 430 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,670 Colleague. 431 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,270 Does she have a name? 432 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,990 Emma. 433 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,550 Emma? Yeah. I know Emma, don't I? 434 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,510 How old is she? 435 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,710 - What's that got to do with it? - I'm just asking. 436 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,590 - I just want to picture her. - I don't know. Um... 437 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,870 30s, I think. Late 30s, probably. 438 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,950 So, this 30-year-old wants to come round and have a bath? 439 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,270 I said no. 440 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,630 You heard. 441 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,430 Where are we going with this? 442 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,550 Hang on, I've met her. She's about 25. 443 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,630 - She's 27. - So she's not 30, then? 444 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,390 She's three years younger than 30. What's the difference? 445 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,470 - I'm not bothered, but you seem to be. - I'm not! 446 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,550 Look, can we just forget about Emma and Julian 447 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,830 and, you know, enjoy our evening? 448 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,390 Yep. 449 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,830 Sure. 450 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,080 Where were we? 451 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,430 Just one moment, sweetie. 452 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,550 - I found it in the drain where I got knocked off. - Well done, Grant! 453 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,190 Yeah, a bit of luck, really. Yeah. It was perched on a ledge. 454 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,830 You're just in time. Thanks. 455 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,670 - Can I... - It's a nice place. 456 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,310 Well, I would ask you to join us but, you know... 457 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,670 Nah. Well, you go ahead. 458 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,920 I'll go and clean myself up. 459 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,550 Mr Booth... 460 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,630 you want to see the special celebration dessert, or not? 461 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,400 Later. Later. Enzo! Get Enzo. 462 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,590 Bex, I... This is a little bit unconventional... 463 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,350 Oh, my God. 464 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:22,150 - Everything OK? - Yeah, I think so. I've just been offered a job. 465 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,190 - What? - I thought I'd totally blown it. 466 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,910 There was this guy called Alex 467 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,590 and this woman called Sam... 468 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,310 or was it the other way round? 469 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,310 - Bex, that's fantastic. What's the job? - Senior health visitor. 470 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,710 Senior... health visitor. 471 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,070 Wow. 472 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,350 Let's order some Champagne. 473 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,470 Congratulations, Bex. 474 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,750 Well done! 475 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,870 - I'm so proud of you. - Aw... 476 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,430 Oh... 477 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,830 Oh... 478 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,260 Shame you can't get a new job every day! 479 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,790 The thing is, Murray, there is a slight complication 480 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,030 I need to tell you about. 481 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,510 Um... 482 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,350 Yeah. Cos the job they found me, 483 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,200 it's, um, in Birmingham. 484 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,870 - B-B-Birmingham? - Mm-hm. 485 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,470 Only for six months. It's just covering someone's maternity. 486 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,150 Six months is a long time, Bex. 487 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,390 I mean, think of all the people you'll be leaving behind, you know. 488 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,180 Your family, your friends, your husband. 489 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,910 - Your family. - The downside is, 490 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,830 - there would be a hell of a lot of driving. - Exactly. Yeah. 491 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,620 Who wants to be stuck in a car all day? 492 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,760 Hang on. 493 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,550 That's why you wanted me to take your speeding points, isn't it? 494 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,790 - What? - If you're banned, you can't take this job. 495 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,630 That's why you came here. That's what all of this has been about. 496 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,270 - Don't be ridiculous. - Yeah. Get me to take your points, 497 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,430 and when that's all sewn up for you, 498 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,870 you... you announce you've got a driving job! 499 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,950 It's not a driving job. 500 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,510 - Well, I'm not taking them. - I didn't even know I had the job 501 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,430 when we were talking about the points. 502 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,870 If you think I'm breaking the law 503 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,190 so that you can walk out of our marriage 504 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,950 and toddle off to Birmingham 505 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,670 with Julian plying you with oysters... 506 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,030 Not now, Enzo. 507 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,590 Um... 508 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,920 Very good! 509 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,080 Splendid. I wonder if you might come back... 510 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,190 One sea bass 511 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,200 and your pork belly. 512 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,950 - Enjoy! - Thanks. 513 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,950 I hope, when I'm your age, 514 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,360 me and my husband will be having nights together like this. 515 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,030 - How's the sea bass? - Fine. 516 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,990 How's your pork belly? 517 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,440 Nice. 518 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,390 Come here. 519 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,670 - What? - The bloke that knocked me off my bike, he's in the toilets. 520 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,630 - Oh, don't be daft. - No, it's him. 521 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,630 - I got a good look at him. - I haven't got time for this, Grant. 522 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,670 Once again, you don't take my side. 523 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,110 It is like school and those girls all over again. 524 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,760 Grant, I am trying to re-propose to my wife. 525 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,710 Grant? 526 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,360 - Get him off me! - What's going on? 527 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,320 Murray, help! Agh... 528 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,710 Get him off me! 529 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,320 Murray... 530 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,670 Oh, my God. What have you done? 531 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,190 - He was attacking Grant. - Someone call for an ambulance. 532 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,830 You hit him with that? 533 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,590 G-G-Grant thought it was the bloke that knocked him off his bike. 534 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,590 - Isn't that right, Grant? - Yeah. I confronted him but he denied it 535 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,310 so I had some words, and then he pushed me away, 536 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,710 so I pushed him away, and then he got very cross. 537 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,630 There's no pulse, so I'm going to have to give him CPR. 538 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,510 I-I-Is that really necessary? 539 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,960 Watch what I do, cos we're going to have to alternate. 540 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,670 Is he going to be OK? I mean... 541 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,110 Sorry, is there no-one else first-aid trained? 542 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,750 Y-Y-You really ought to have someone else on the staff trained. 543 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,150 You can't rely on an A&E nurse dining out here every night... 544 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,030 - Murray, your turn. - I'm not really qualified. 545 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,600 - Just get on with it. - Is he really that critical? - Yes, he is. 546 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,080 Now, put your lips to his and blow. 547 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,960 Go on, Murray. 548 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,950 Phuft! 549 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,550 Actually, I'm not sure it's him. 550 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,240 What? 551 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,480 Yeah, let's try and keep it steady, guys. 552 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,190 Yeah. 553 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,750 Definitely not him. 554 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,900 The bloke that knocked me over had ginger hair. 555 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,310 I'm sorry for the disruption to your meal. 556 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,470 I'm so sorry. 557 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,240 Buon appetito! 558 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,510 - There you are! Sorry again. - That WAS quick. - No. 559 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,310 Can you give me a hand starting the car? I've been trying for ages 560 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,550 - and I can't get it to go. - Your special celebration dessert. 561 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,590 - Not really sure... - Take it! 562 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,070 Yes. Thank you. 563 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,510 Bex... 564 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,670 - Dessert, Bex? - No. Sorry, I've got a really early start tomorrow so... 565 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,400 - Bex, don't go. - No, don't go. We need your help. 566 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,260 Why are we doing this? 567 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,960 We can get this going again. Come on! 568 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,270 - Come on, we can do this. - No, we're wasting our time. 569 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,860 Please, don't give up now. Come on! 570 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,440 Are you Darren? 571 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,880 Yes. 572 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,270 Hmm. 573 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,520 Come on, Bex, one last try. 574 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,750 Yes! 575 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:46,390 Look, it's, er, not been the evening I planned. 576 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,870 I was hoping to, er, recreate 577 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,080 the, you know, last time, 12 years ago, but, er.. 578 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,590 Will you marry me? 579 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,070 What? 580 00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,790 I'm proposing to you. 581 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,590 But we're already married. 582 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,430 I know. I'm re-proposing. 583 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,870 It's a new concept. I sort of invented it. 584 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,550 Re-proposing? 585 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,270 I, er... 586 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,870 I've got you another ring. 587 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,070 So, what, then I'd have two rings? 588 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:17,110 Why does everyone get so bogged down in the detail? Look, 589 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,200 just imagine I'm proposing to you for the first time. 590 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,430 Oh, Murray... 591 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,840 What do you say? 592 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,670 A few of us are going for a drink tonight. Why don't you join us? 593 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,990 - Grant! - What? - You do realise what you've done? 594 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:40,040 - Where is he? - Are you having an affair with my wife? 595 00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:44,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45060

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