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"Dear Murray, I'm going away for a bit."
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- I've moved in with Abby.
- What?
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By the way, did you
find that memory stick?
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Er, yeah.
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Don't want me getting all
suspicious again, do we, sweetheart?
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I'm worried about leaving Don on his own.
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Murray?
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Murray?
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I know you're here,
because your car's here.
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Oh, Abby's been very cavalier
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about mixing her recyclables
with her non-recyclables.
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Not very green at all. What are you doing?
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I mean, the council colour-coded
these bins for a reason, and...
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OK, I was worried about you.
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Yes, well, I'm beginning
to worry about you.
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That film finished an hour and 50 minutes
ago. I mean, where have you been?
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I went for a bite to eat with a
friend. Do you want to see the bill?
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No, no, I believe you. It's just...
It's ten past midnight. I mean...
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Do you have the bill, out of interest?
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Murray, this really isn't what I
had in mind when we talked about
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me having space to do my own thing.
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I know, but it's been a week
now. We haven't seen each other.
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Do you recall the discussion we had?
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About boundaries? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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The boundaries thing. Uh-huh.
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So who were you with tonight?
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Someone from work, if you must know.
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A paramedic. Oh.
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That's mainly a... male job, isn't it?
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It was a woman.
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But there are obviously women
who do it, too, which is...
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as it should be. Hang on.
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How did you know the film finished
an hour and 50 minutes ago?
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I happened to be near the cinema, and...
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I saw you go in. Look, I
can't help it. I miss you.
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I-I worry about you
when you're not with me.
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You know, there's all sorts of
weirdos around at this time of night.
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Yes, hiding behind people's bins.
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Do you want me to call the police, Bex?
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No, Abby, it's OK.
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Whatever he's saying, don't listen to him.
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You're looking well, Abby.
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Look, I just think if we spent some time
together and chatted things through...
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Murray, I'm chairing a committee
for the CT fundraiser at the moment
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and I'm completely swamped.
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So if it's all right with you,
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it would be good if I could get
some sleep now that I'm safely home.
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Bex...
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Don't call it home.
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Good night, Murray.
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I knew we should have
parked down the road.
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It's too far to walk.
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Murray?
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Yeah, I'm in here, Don. Sorry.
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Paula's on her way. Oh, right.
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Er... Come to pick you up?
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I don't want to go.
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I know, but, you know,
we discussed this, Don.
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You have to go back to your wife.
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This was just an interim thing.
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I worry about you. Oh,
that's very touching, Don.
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I don't like the idea of
leaving you on your own.
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Feel free to drop in.
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When?
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Soon?
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Have you read Divorce Deterrent
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by Suranne Miles? No. No, I haven't.
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How about Let's Save Our
Marriage by Dan Gernon?
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Been pretty busy, so... I
read them both last night.
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How would you feel about
me helping you and Bex
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as a sort of marriage guidance counsellor?
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That's... That's... That's very
kind, Don. It's a great idea.
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Um... Not sure that would... work,
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you know, with you being Bex's dad.
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I'll be very discreet. That's...
That's... good to hear.
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You know, I'd just be concerned, and...
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do you not need professional
qualifications for that?
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Maybe you should be talking to
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a professional marriage
guidance counsellor, then.
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That a terrific idea, Don, but...
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Bex feels at the moment that she, um...
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Well, she's just very
keen on... boundaries.
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Um...
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Just while she concentrates
on her... charity event.
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Um... Tell you what.
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You could... buy some
tickets. That'd cheer her up.
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Ooh, I think that might be Paula. Er...
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Right. Yeah...
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Might be... Might be easier
for you to get that, Don.
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Oh...
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Hi, Emma. Er, actually, I
was, er, just wondering.
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Late notice, so don't worry if you can't,
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but what are you doing on Friday?
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Nothing.
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You don't want to check your diary, or...?
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I'm free. OK. Um...
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And if I've got anything,
I can easily cancel it.
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OK. It's a fundraiser for the
hospital, it's at the Adelphi.
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Quite a glamorous night,
you know, blacktie...
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Oh, my God. I would love to go with you.
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It's the CT scanner appeal
my wife's running, so...
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Oh.
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Good, well, er, glad you can come.
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I thought you were
separated. Well, temporarily.
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But I really want the
event to go well for her,
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so, you know, I'm putting
a table together.
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And will she be there, your wife? Yeah.
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Yeah. On a different table. Fantastic.
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For her. To have her own table.
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Yeah... Shall I put you
down for two tickets, then?
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No, just one.
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Just the one ticket? No boyfriend, or...?
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No, Murray.
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Can I put you down for the
charity event, Nereesha?
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I don't think so, Murray. I'm not
really feeling myself at the moment.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Usually,
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I'm the life and soul of a
party, but these days...
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Yes, er...
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You know, maybe a night
out will do you good.
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There's a harpist, I think,
from the London Philharmonic,
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and a comedian, so...
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I hate comedians. Always
so much pressure to laugh.
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OK, I'll put you down for two,
then, shall I, you and Steve?
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Yes, all right, then, but we're not
really talking much at the moment,
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what with our many unresolved problems.
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Ah, yes... Our sexual problems.
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Right. I think I mentioned them to you.
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You did, yes. I'll put you
down for a couple, shall I?
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It's like lying next to a
block of ice under that duvet.
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Y-You're vegetarian, aren't you?
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Yes, but he knew that when he married
me. Why would that put him off?
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Well, it-it's just we'd have
to let the caterers know.
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Murray, can I have a word?
Oh, yes. Hi, Curtis. Er...
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Everything OK? Could be better.
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Pentratech have been on, something about
a breach of their data protection.
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You did find that memory
stick, didn't you?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, where is it? Um...
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I'll... I'll get it. Good.
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And, oh, I need you to
help me with something.
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I've got this appointment this afternoon.
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You don't have three? 2 coins, do you,
for the machine in the hotel gents?
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No. No, no, I don't. OK.
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Anyway, I need you to stand in for
me for something. It's nothing much.
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Just a committee meeting for
the CT scanner appeal people.
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What? The bank's sponsoring the event.
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I'd go myself, but this
appointment came up,
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and I'd really like to go to that.
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Do you have any change
at all? No, I don't.
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Sorry, look, the problem is, Curtis,
Bex is chairing that committee.
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Yeah, no, I know. That's
why I thought of you.
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Well, it could be a bit awkward.
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We're separated.
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Really? Yeah. I have told you.
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No, no, no, it'll be fine. Look,
the committee's expecting us
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to cough up for a bigger
room for their big event.
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You'll just have to tell them no.
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Well, it's just, Bex has been talking
about boundaries and, you know,
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keeping a bit of distance from each other.
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Thanks, mate. Really appreciate it.
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Damian, have you got any? 2 coins?
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Murray!
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Are you on the committee
now? Oh, hi, Gina.
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Er, just for today, I think. Yes. Oh.
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You're looking well.
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Oh, well, adopting is the best thing
that's happened to me and Jeff.
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Oh, yes, yes, congratulations.
Ohh... Well, it was worth the wait.
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Hey, when are you and Bex going to
start thinking about having kids?
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Neither of you are getting
any younger, you know.
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Well, it's a little bit
difficult at the moment.
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Oh, are you having problems?
Yeah, something like that...
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Oh, Jeff and I were the same.
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Well, listen, I'll get you the number
of the adoption agency, if you like.
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Oh, no... Oh, Marian, can I just...?
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I didn't think you were
going to be here. Yes!
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I haven't seen you since
Judith's dinner. Hi.
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Look, I'm sorry. It wasn't my
idea. Curtis couldn't make it.
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What happened to boundaries,
Murray? I know, but don't worry.
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You won't even know I'm here.
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Hello, Madam Chair.
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Oh, hi, Julian.
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Hi. Er...
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Murray. Bex's husband.
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Oh, hi. This is Julian.
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He's a director of Wolverton Invests.
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They've been huge
supporters of the charity.
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Well, we do what we can.
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Terrific. Heh! I like
that can-do attitude.
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Not the can-don't.
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Or is it can't-do?
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Can't-don't...?
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Can... Can-do...
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Right, thank you for coming, everyone.
I suppose we ought to get started.
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Fantastic idea, Bex.
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Um... This is Murray, everyone.
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Um... Curtis couldn't be here,
so he sent Murray along.
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Looking forward to
helping in any way I can.
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So, our first item is venue.
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Now, you may remember that we're looking
to get a commitment from the bank
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to fund the larger room at the Adelphi.
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Er... Murray.
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Right, yes, er...
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Yeah, thank you for raising
that point, Bex. Um...
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Great chairing, by the way.
Er, I think our view...
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well, Curtis's, really, is that
while we're happy to help the appeal,
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go the extra mile in any way,
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this particular mile...
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might be a bit too... extra.
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So what does that mean?
Well, with any sponsorship,
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there is, of course, a ceiling,
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and, you know, I think our
view... You're not paying for it.
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No. Well, we were led to believe
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that the funding would be available.
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Oh, look, honey...
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I mean, Bex... I mean, Chairman.
Er, Chairperson. Chair?
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Forgotten what I was going to say.
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How much money are we talking about? Um...
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It's ?800. I'll transfer
the money this afternoon.
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Thank you, Julian. Thank
you, that's so kind.
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Great!
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So, moving on, um,
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I'll be honest, the whole auction
segment of the evening is...
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it's not looking great.
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We really could do with
some bigger prizes,
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anything to add a bit of glamour.
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So any thoughts, anyone?
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How about some... celebrity
involvement, you know?
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Well, we've thought of that,
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but they're quite hard to pin
down for this sort of thing.
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It's just I know with my cycling club,
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we launched this Get On Your Bike
appeal, you know, for child obesity.
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Oh, I heard about that.
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Joanna Lumley came, made a
little speech, cut the tape.
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Yeah, we're really not
going to get Joanna Lumley.
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Oh, I love Joanna Lumley.
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Sure, yeah, I love Joanna Lumley, too,
but it sounds like a bit of a long shot.
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Yeah, cos I was thinking,
for the charity auction,
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the prize could be
dinner with Joanna Lumley.
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Yeah, we're not going
to get Joanna Lumley.
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She's done wonderful
work with the Gurkhas.
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And, actually, I've heard
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she's been very supportive
of other projects in Brighton.
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Like my cycling club. In fact, my friend
Grant's got her agent's number, so...
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That's a brilliant idea,
Murray. Brilliant.
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So, you really think that
you can get Joanna Lumley?
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Absolutely. Right.
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Hello?
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Yes, yes, er... Thanks for calling back.
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I got your details from Grant Hutchins.
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He was the one liaising with you
on the Get On Your Bike campaign.
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Yes, him. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, er, well, I'm...
I'm sorry to hear that.
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Well, Grant's an acquired
taste, I suppose.
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Anyway, this time, we were hoping
Joanna might able to attend...
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No, no, Grant's not coming. It's
nothing to do with him. Yeah.
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Yeah, no, no, understood.
Sorry she felt that way. Um...
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In principle, might it be something
that she'd be interested in?
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No, I promise you he won't be there.
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Right, so... I'll wait to hear
back, then, shall I, or...?
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Booth. Murray Booth. Yeah. Thank you.
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Bye.
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Sorry I'm late. I couldn't
find anything to wear.
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Everything made me look like an abattoir.
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Keeley, you look lovely.
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I've had it for years.
I can't carry it off.
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Nonsense. Look, Belinda over
there's wearing exactly the same,
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she looks fantastic.
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Oh, great, she's wearing the same dress!
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No, it's not the same. It's similar.
But look how good Belinda looks in it.
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Belinda's 50.
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Are you saying I look 50? Is
that the cake for the raffle?
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Oh... Er, yeah. No, sorry, I
was going to do four tiers,
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but then I got another
order and I got distracted.
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Basically, I hate myself.
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Hello, Keeley.
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Oh, hi. Love the dress.
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Oh, thank you, Murray. Thank you.
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Must be the latest thing.
Belinda's got one just like it.
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God! Wrong cake, wrong dress...
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What did I say? Don't. So, Joanna Lumley!
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Still on schedule. I still can't believe
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you managed to get her.
Yes, well, I think her agent
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found me pretty persuasive.
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I've not lost my charm, you
know. Well, clearly not.
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This is fantastic, by the way.
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I mean, the room, the decorations,
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the internationally acclaimed harpist.
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You've done an amazing job.
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Oh, thank you. And thank you for
bringing a whole table full of people.
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Well, you know, I just want the
evening to go well for you, you know.
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Um...
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You look great, by the way.
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You don't look too bad
yourself. Yeah, well,
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it's my speciality, isn't it?
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Not too bad.
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Oh, hello, Abby. Uh,
doesn't the room look great?
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As do you.
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Just like the room, only... smaller. Um...
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Bex, could I have a word? Yeah, sure.
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Uh, I should flog some of those
raffle tickets for you, Bex.
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OK, um, ?1 a ticket, ?4 a strip.
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Yeah, I may not strip. Heh!
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Do you remember what we said
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about not letting the fox
back into the henhouse, Bex?
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Yes, but the fox has
given us Joanna Lumley.
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He's still a fox, Bex. Just like Clifford.
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A bad fox. Bad, bad fox.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, nice! First of all
you say to come along,
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and then you leave a message
to say there's no tickets.
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Who let you in?
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Sanj invited me. The
cycling club bought a table.
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What time is Joanna getting here?
I can't wait to catch up with her.
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Now, look, Grant... Is it a free bar?
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No, it's not a free bar!
It's a charity event.
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We're raising money for a CT scanner!
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Murray...
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I've been watching you across the room.
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It breaks my heart that you
and Bex aren't together.
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I know.
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Um...
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You won't put any revenge
porn on the internet, will you?
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What? No, no.
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Oh, good.
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Murray... Grant!
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.. there's someone I want
you to meet. Oh. Oh, yeah...
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This is Florence. She's a
marriage guidance counsellor.
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Right. Hello, Florence.
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Hello. I was just telling Florence
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about your situation. I'm happy to help.
331
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Well, that's very kind, but I'm
not sure we're at that point yet.
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It's early days.
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Personally, I think the sooner
you two get talking, the better.
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Uh, Bex! Over here! No, really, Don.
335
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Let's not bother Bex with this tonight.
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Meet Florence. Oh, hello, Florence.
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Hello. She's a marriage
guidance counsellor.
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Now, I've agreed with
Murray that we should
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get on with some sessions for you two.
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What? I'm not sure that was the plan, Don.
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They need help, Florence.
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I'll just get a pen so we
can sort out some dates.
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Dad... Yeah, I was hoping
to bump into you two.
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I've got that number
of the adoption agency.
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Murray said you'd been having problems.
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Oh, no, no, when I said
problems, I meant...
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Sorry, I'm getting mixed signals here.
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You're separated, but
you're thinking of adopting?
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You're separated?
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Yeah. Oh, no.
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Only temporarily.
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But if you've separated, I really
wouldn't recommend adoption.
353
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,150
Oh, no. It would be terribly
confusing for the children.
354
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,150
Yes, children need stability.
355
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,150
No, no. We're not thinking
of adoption. Oh, sorry, Bex.
356
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,150
It's just that Murray said you've
been having problems conceiving,
357
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which is why I suggested adoption.
358
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,150
I haven't had any problems conceiving.
Oh, you're already pregnant!
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You're pregnant, but you're separated?
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00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,150
Yeah, I think what's happened here is...
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00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,150
If you're pregnant, I'm not
sure you should be drinking, Bex.
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I'd have to agree with that.
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00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,150
No, no. I'm not pregnant.
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00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:49,150
But you're trying for a baby,
even though you're separated?
365
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,200
No. Who said anything about trying
to get pregnant or adoption?
366
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,150
Raffle ticket, anyone? Er...
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00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,600
Sorry, can you excuse me a moment?
368
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:08,150
Bex, you know, obviously, people have
wanted to know what's happening with us,
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but I've not told anyone we're
trying for a baby, you know...
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00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,150
Not a great start to the evening, Murray.
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00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,150
Look, Bex, I'm here to help, so...
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00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,150
Yeah, well, it would be helpful if I
could just concentrate on the event.
373
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,940
Absolutely, yeah.
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00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,150
Those two get on so well together,
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00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,150
don't they? Hi, Tamzin.
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00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,150
Yeah, well, they've been spending a lot
of time on the committee together, so...
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00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,270
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
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00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:36,150
A lot of evenings together. What?
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00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,150
You're absolutely right.
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00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:44,150
Bex has left you, and I'm pretty
sure Curtis is having an affair.
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00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,150
I am going to have it out
with them. Tamzin, no.
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00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,150
Uh, Tamzin, not now. It's Bex's big night.
383
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,150
Have you met the other
people on our table?
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00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,200
Come and meet Nereesha.
She's great fun. Come here.
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00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,150
Bex, I just want you to know
that if there's anything I can do
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to help you and Murray get
back together, just say.
387
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,150
Oh, thank you, Grant. Thanks.
388
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,150
But if you are going to split, I
would like my wedding present back.
389
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,150
What?
390
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,150
Well, no disrespect, but it was
a present for you as a couple.
391
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,150
Well, we don't know if we
are splitting up for good.
392
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,540
Well, if you do, I want it back.
393
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,150
Oh, it's a wonderful event, Murray. Good.
394
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,150
Glad you're enjoying it, yes.
395
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,150
What's happening afterwards? After?
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00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,150
After it's finished. Oh,
I-I think people will...
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will probably just go home.
398
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,150
Oh. I've booked a room here tonight.
399
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,150
Have you? That's... That's
good. Er, saves the walk home.
400
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,150
Yes. They've given me
room 488, which is funny,
401
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,150
because 4's one of my favourite numbers,
and 1988's one of my favourite years.
402
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:44,150
The year I was born, actually.
So 488 is an ideal number for me.
403
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,150
488.
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00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,150
Yeah. Yeah, it's... Look, Grant...
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00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,150
Whatever. You can have it back. Excuse me.
406
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,400
Um...
407
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,150
Can I help?
408
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,150
Yes, Grant wants his wedding present back.
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00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,150
Toasted sandwich maker. I thought
a toaster was too obvious.
410
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,150
I'll deal with this. Don't worry.
411
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,150
Toasted sandwich maker. Grant...
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00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,150
What time's Jo getting here? Oh, yeah.
413
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,150
About that, the Joanna Lumley thing. Yeah.
414
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,150
Yeah, you've got to stay away from her.
415
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,150
What? She doesn't want
you anywhere near her.
416
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,150
Yeah, right. No, I mean it.
417
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,150
Her agent couldn't have been more clear.
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00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,150
She lays eyes on you, she's
in her car and back to London.
419
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,150
What are you talking about?
420
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,150
We got on like a house on fire
at that cycling club thing.
421
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,600
That's not how she saw it. Sorry.
422
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,600
Thank you.
423
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:48,150
So, I, er... I hope you all
enjoyed your meals, er, everyone.
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00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,150
Apologies, er, to those who
were offended by the comedian.
425
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,150
We'd just like to say that
the views expressed by him
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00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,200
were not those of the CT scanner appeal.
427
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:06,150
OK, er, coming up next, the raffle!
428
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,150
Thank you.
429
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,150
Everyone seems to be enjoying
themselves except us, Murray.
430
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,150
No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.
431
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,150
Murray, will you be honest with me?
Do you find me a drag to be around?
432
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,150
Well, I wouldn't use those exact words.
433
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,150
Steve said I'm a drag.
That's why he's not here.
434
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,150
We had a bit of a ding-dong. Right.
435
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:33,150
Things got heated. He said he
couldn't bear being in my company.
436
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,150
OK, moving on...
437
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,150
Murray? A drag?
438
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,150
I think that's... that's going a bit far.
439
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,150
It's just, I do find
sometimes, when I'm talking,
440
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,150
people come up with all
manner of excuses to get away.
441
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,150
Sorry, Nereesha. I did promise I'd
help pack up the tombola. Sorry.
442
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,150
Oh, yeah, I'd love to.
443
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,150
And thank you so much, Julian.
You know, you've been so helpful.
444
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,150
Oh, it's such a good cause.
445
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,150
And you've worked so hard. Yeah, she has.
446
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,150
She's a bonnie wee worker.
447
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,150
What's with the Scottish thing?
448
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,150
I don't know. Don't know.
449
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,150
You remember Murray. Yes, your ex-husband.
450
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,150
Still-husband. I didn't
mean to cause any offence.
451
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,150
No, no. None taken.
452
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,150
Anyway, um, Bex, if you do fancy
a night down the Admiral club,
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there's plenty of fat wallets down there.
454
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,150
Great, I'd really love that.
455
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,150
Sorry, better get that. Joanna
Lumley. Her agent. Uh, for me.
456
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,200
Sorry. One sec. And our next number is...
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00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,150
.. 373!
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00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,150
Oh, we have a winner!
459
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,150
Keeley Wilkie!
460
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,150
Ha-ha-ha! Well done.
461
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,150
The prize is...
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00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:36,150
a lovely cake, er, freshly
baked and donated by, er...
463
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,150
Keeley Wilkie.
464
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,200
Well done, Keeley.
465
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,150
I-I don't understand. I mean,
I spoke to you this morning.
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00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,150
What?
467
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,150
No, no. You don't understand.
468
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,150
The whole event has been built around her.
469
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:57,150
So, ladies and gentlemen, the
auction is about to start,
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00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,150
so please get ready to
spend, spend, spend.
471
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,150
Fantastic.
472
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,150
Thank you for...
473
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,150
Bex...
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00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,150
Can you sit down? I'd
like you to sit down.
475
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,150
Do I hear ?20?
476
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,200
What's happening? Joanna
Lumley's not coming.
477
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,150
No.
478
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,150
Can you sit down? Please
stop telling me to sit down.
479
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,150
What's happened? I don't
know. Her agent wouldn't say.
480
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,150
OK... So our first item is...
481
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,150
So, she's not coming, and she's
not going to do the dinner date?
482
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,150
No. It was supposed to be the big finale.
483
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,150
We would have got ?500 for Joanna Lumley.
484
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,150
I know, I'm sorry. It's
no good being sorry.
485
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,150
What are we going to do?
486
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,150
Well, maybe someone else could
be the date. How about you, Abby?
487
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,150
Me? Don't be ridiculous.
488
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,150
The people out there will
be expecting Joanna Lumley.
489
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,150
You're just as attractive
as Joanna Lumley.
490
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,150
Yes, but I'm not Joanna Lumley, am I?
I wouldn't get ?20. It's just absurd.
491
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,150
Well, someone'll give you
more than ?20, surely.
492
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,150
Are you trying to be rude?
493
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,150
No, no, no. I'm just saying.
You know, I'll give you ?20 now.
494
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,150
Murray... Murray, can you just go?
495
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,150
No, no, look...
496
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,150
Oh, my God, I don't believe it!
497
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,150
The memory stick!
498
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,150
The one that was missing. It's
got all the Pentratech data on it.
499
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,150
Oh!
500
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,200
What a relief!
501
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,150
Obviously, it's not quite
as important for you. Um...
502
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,150
Hey, I get that.
503
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,540
I'll go.
504
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,150
Thanks a lot, Murray. I've just
spoken to Joanna Lumley's agent.
505
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,150
Told him I was looking forward to
renewing our acquaintance tonight,
506
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,150
and he hung up on me.
What did you tell him?
507
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,150
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
508
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,150
When did you speak to him? Just now.
509
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,150
And you told him you
were going to be here?
510
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,150
Yeah. Grant! What have you done!?
511
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,150
She's not coming!
512
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,150
God, I'm so sorry. What have you done?
513
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,150
You OK? Here... I'm fine. I'm fine.
514
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,150
Here, come on. You all right? I'm fine.
515
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,150
Leave me alone. OK.
516
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,150
No!
517
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,150
Sorry.
518
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,150
As you were.
519
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,150
OK.
520
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,150
Murray, over here! Ladies and gentlemen,
521
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,200
the moment you've all
been waiting for. Psst.
522
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,200
Everything all right? Yeah, yeah. Yes.
523
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,150
Ladies and gentlemen, it
is with great disappointment
524
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:38,150
that I have to reveal that our
guest of honour, Joanna Lumley,
525
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,150
will not be joining us tonight.
526
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,150
However, we feel
527
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,150
that we have an equally attractive option.
528
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,150
So because she's such a trooper
stepping in at the last minute,
529
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:55,200
our next auction item will be a dinner
date with our committee chair, Bex Wilkie.
530
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,150
Thank you, Bex!
531
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,150
So, who's going to start
the bidding for Bex?
532
00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:12,150
?30?
533
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,200
?30. Thank you, sir. Any advance on 30?
534
00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:21,150
?40!
535
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,150
40 here. Thank you again,
sir. ?40 is currently bid.
536
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,200
50. Thank you, sir. ?50.
537
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,150
Er... ?60!
538
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,740
60 here. 70.
539
00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:35,150
80. 100.
540
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,150
?100!
541
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,200
Oh, ho! the bidding's hotting up now.
542
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,150
?110. Well, it looks
like our winning bid...
543
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,150
120. Abby!
544
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,150
I am not having him
seduce you over dinner.
545
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,150
130. 140.
546
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,150
150.
547
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,150
160. We'll have to go halves.
548
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,150
170.
549
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,150
Abby, please. Really, it's embarrassing.
550
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,150
So, it's currently at 170.
551
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,150
I can't believe there's not a
gentleman who won't improve on that
552
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,150
for a night out with
the charming Bex Wilkie.
553
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,150
How do you know how charming she is? What?
554
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,150
I'm watching you, Curtis.
555
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,150
We're at 170.
556
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,150
180.
557
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,150
190.
558
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,150
Don't worry, son. It's for you. 200.
559
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,150
210. No, Don, it's fine, really.
560
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,150
220.
561
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:25,150
So, it's currently at
220 with Bex's husband.
562
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,150
Anyone want to save Murray
from the most expensive dinner
563
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,150
a man will ever have with his wife?
564
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,150
230!
565
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,150
Emma!
566
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,150
240.
567
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,150
Emma, please. 250.
568
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,150
260. Emma!
569
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,150
270.
570
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,150
?3,000.
571
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,470
Right.
572
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,150
Er, ?3,000.
573
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,150
That's put the cat amongst the pigeons.
574
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,150
?3,000 going once.
575
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,150
Twice.
576
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:56,150
Gone! Raising ?3,000.
577
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,270
Come and join us on stage.
578
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,670
Never mind, son. You did your best.
579
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,150
I'm having dinner... with Murray. What?!
580
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,150
I am trying to re-propose to my wife.
581
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,150
Maybe I could come round and
have a bath at your place.
582
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,200
Murray, help! Ow!
583
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:45,800
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