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- Tonight on the show,
it's Thanksgiving,
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so all the Silverman sisters
are in LA.
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Can you believe it?
Sisters are the best thing
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because sisters are people
that you can go like, uh,
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what is this? Is this something?
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Do I need to worry about this?
- Looks fine to me.
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- I've had that before.
- Really?
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- Yeah. It's normal.
- I don't know.
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I-it looks like something.
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Yeah, no.
You have it on the other side.
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Totally normal.
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- Phew! Doctor avoided.
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? Shave it off,
stay alive, open wide ?
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? Show us how to conquer first
and then divide ?
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? Don't know if we're
stayin' long, stayin' long ?
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? Used to staying weak ?
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? And now we're staying strong ?
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? We don't wanna go
where we do not belong ?
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? Lonely as the day is long,
day is long ?
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Hey, it's my buddy and yours,
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Sarah Silverman!
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- Hello, hello!
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Hi.
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Hi, everyone at home.
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You guys,
it's officially Thanksgiving.
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Gobble, gobble.
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All jokes aside,
I love Thanksgiving.
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I love Thanksgiving
because it's about family.
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And, as we all know,
it's also the annual holiday
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observed to celebrate
the very first dinner
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between the Pilgrims
and the Native Americans
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they fucked over.
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Which is actually
what it was called
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before it was called
Thanksgiving.
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It just became
too much to say, like,
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"Happy very first dinner
between the pilgrims
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and the Native Americans
they fucked over."
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It was too wordy.
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So now we just call it
Thanksgiving.
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I know we don't like to
think about it,
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but the truth is
that this is a nation
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built on genocide and racism.
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And dirt. Um... but, yeah.
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Mostly genocide and racism.
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And love. And freedom.
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But... but, yeah,
mostly genocide and racism.
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I have good news, though.
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Our problematic history doesn't
have to ruin Thanksgiving.
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You can still enjoy this day.
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Thanksgiving should be
whatever you make it.
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You know, for me, it's, uh,
it's about friendship
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and love and family
and being together.
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For homeless people,
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Thanksgiving is the day
rich people give them soup.
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Just a side note, uh...
they have enough people
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volunteering over
Thanksgiving and Christmas.
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They actually really
need you any other day.
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I'm just saying let's be mindful
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of the roots of this
Thanksgiving day, you know?
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And when I say mindful,
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I'm not just talking about
yoga and meditation.
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I'm also talking
about pilates and soul cycle.
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No, mindfulness just means
being aware...
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being aware
that other people exist
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and may not be coming
from the same place as you
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and being considerate of that,
you know.
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For people who are rolling
their eyes right now
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because it's new and it
sounds very liberal bubbly,
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all mindfulness is is like, uh,
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if someone pulled you
aside at a party and said,
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"Hey, Nancy's son
was killed in Afghanistan,"
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then you'll know not to go
up to Nancy and say,
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"Hey, Nancy!
You know what I love?
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All my alive children."
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Even intended compliments
can be shitty
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if they lack mindfulness,
you know.
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"Sarah, I love that
you don't care how you look,"
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or, uh...
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I get that one a lot.
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Or, "Sarah, you're my favorite
female comedian."
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or, "Nancy, your dead son
looks so good in a suit."
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Too soon? Since the made-up
story about Nancy
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doesn't exist?
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Look, I'm not the Queen
of being mindful, obviously.
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I fuck that shit up daily.
I, uh...
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Like I follow this guy
Imraan Siddiqi on Twitter.
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He's great.
And a few months ago,
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he retweeted this
with the caption:
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He was talking about Whole Foods
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selling turmeric lattes for $15,
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and in response, I tweeted:
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Fortunately for me,
someone immediately replied
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Right. Uh...
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I thought he was
commenting on the price,
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but my latte-based math exercise
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totally missed the point.
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It was about cultural
appropriation
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and a white repackaging
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of something
that already exists.
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Also, Whole Foods should just
stick to strictly Anglo foods
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like sriracha chicken
and chipotle wasabi.
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I'm just saying, you know,
if you're gonna wear braids,
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be mindful of where
they come from culturally.
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Bo Derek from "10", right?
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So go ahead and appreciate
the food and the braids
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and the music of a people,
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but while you're at it,
appreciate the people.
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And when in doubt,
you can ask for help.
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Just like when I ask Raj,
our writer of Indian descent,
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if it's pronoun... Raj, is it...
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turmeric or "tumeric"...
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- Fuck if I know.
You can look it up on Bing.
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- I will.
I'll look it up on Bing.
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Uh... the search engine?
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- Yeah. One of the top two
search engines in the world.
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- One of the top two?
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- Yeah.
- That definitely makes it
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number two, right?
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- You can interpret it
however you want.
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It's sort of like
the Powerade of search engines.
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- Right.
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- I'm gonna keep all of this
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in mind. Thank you.
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Raj Desai... one of my
favorite male writers.
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Okay, like I said earlier,
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Thanksgiving is about
being with family and friends,
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and I'm missing
one friend tonight.
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I don't know if
you noticed, but Mather,
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our White Man At A Desk,
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hasn't been here
the past few weeks.
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We had a falling out about...
I was...
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He didn't... Ughh.
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I don't know how to
download you on everything.
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Why don't we just...
Can we have one of those
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"previously on" montages like
they have on "Grey's Anatomy"?
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Like... Allan, can we do that?
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Previously on
"Grey's Anatomy"...
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I mean, shit, fuck...
"I Love You, America"...
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This is Mather.
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We go to Mather if this show
gets to be a little much,
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and we need that
reassuring comfort
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of a traditional
late-night talk show host.
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- Uh... taxi!
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- It's like I never just said
floppy pussy lips.
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- Check, please! Ha ha.
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- Oh, Mather,
you're not too much.
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- Ahem!
- Oh, my God, Mather!
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- I just feel like we haven't
cut to me in a while...
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- No! You're right. I'm sorry!
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You were my training wheels,
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and I guess I've learned
how to ride a bike.
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- I'm glad I could help you
make me irrelevant.
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- I can't remember...
Do training wheels look at you
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like you're a fucking asshole?
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- What do you want from me?
- I want you to be
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the fun element to this show
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like you were intended.
- Let's roll the clip.
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- That was really good.
- Yeah. I'm a professional.
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- Mather, what do you got?
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- Ha ha. Well, I got
a super-hard dick
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after listening
to that monologue.
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- You should maybe
take the rest of the day off.
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- Gladly. Coming up next,
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more of this dumb bitch!
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Um, so that just happened.
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So...
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so now we're all caught up
and in the same place
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wondering where Mather is,
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but, you know, I mean,
he's a white male.
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I'm sure he's doing fine.
He's... he's...
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He's probably doing great.
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- Shit, dude.
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You look lost.
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You know, I used to have
a female boss.
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You mind if I sit down?
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Look, it wasn't your fault,
man... it was hers.
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That bitch is getting famous
off of your blood and sweat.
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And what do you get?
Marginalized?
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Disrespected? Judged? For what?
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For asserting yourself?
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That skank doesn't want you
to succeed
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because she's threatened by you.
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- I don't know.
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It's probably both our faults.
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- That's exactly how she
wants you to feel, man.
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I'm...
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I mean, I know it's basically
illegal for me to say this now,
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but sometimes
women can be wrong.
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Oh, no, don't arrest me!
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Don't call
the gender crimes unit!
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You fucking made her, man!
And how did she repay you?
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- Told me to take the day off
and think about what I said.
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- You were the fucking nucleus
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of that show, man!
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If you wanna let that go
unanswered, man, that's cool.
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If not, I'm meeting up
with some friends tonight
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at the Panera Bread
in Mission Hills.
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You should come.
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I think you'll like
what they have to say.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Fuck, yeah!
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'll be there.
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- Kiss me.
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- Hey, man.
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You okay?
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- Speak English,
or go back to Mexico!
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- 50 years ago, my dad
moved from India to Chicago
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to pursue the American dream.
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Fuck, shit... that's not me.
That's my friend Ravi Patel.
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Yes. Ravi went back to Chicago
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to reflect on his family's
journey to America.
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Take a look.
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- Hey, my name is Ravi Patel.
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I'm here with my best friend...
Well, top three, maybe.
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I don't wanna give
a commit to that.
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- This is Rishi.
- Hey.
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- 50 years ago today,
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our dads landed in Chicago
from India
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to start a new life,
with very little money,
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chasing the American dream.
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And today we're gonna
retrace the steps
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of their first days here.
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- And we're rolling.
- It's on?
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- It's on, baby.
- This is like a home video.
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- We wanna take a picture.
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We wanna take a picture.
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Taking a picture here, right?
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Oh, man, Ravi. Thank you.
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It's gonna be
a good time, right?
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Okay, do you guys recognize
this building?
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So you land at
the Greyhound Bus Station.
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- Was this an Indian guy
that just came up to you?
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- This was an Indian guy, yeah.
- Why did you get in the car
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- with that strange person?
- A stranger?
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- Yeah.
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- It was a comfort, yes.
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You know?
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- Wait, what was your first car?
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- Wait... is that the car
that's in that picture?
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- It's a red car?
- Oh, yeah, Firebird.
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- Yeah.
- So you guys got, like,
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cool cars for your first cars.
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- Dude, hold on,
the pictures I've seen of you,
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- Yeah.
- You had a pipe,
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- sideburns...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You knew what you were
puttin' out there.
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You knew what you were
doin', man.
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- You know where Ravi went?
- No.
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Hey, guys...
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Oh... Oh, my God!
251
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How about that?
That is a Firebird!
252
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- You guys need a ride?
- Oh ho ho!
253
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- Thataboy.
- Oh, my...
254
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What a surprise.
255
00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,693
- Oh, my God!
- Whoo!
256
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What do you think? Surprised?
257
00:12:45,321 --> 00:12:47,159
Absolutely, yeah.
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
258
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- Should we put the top...
Let's put the top up.
259
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,717
Oh, my God, it's freezing.
260
00:12:55,718 --> 00:12:57,512
Which way am I going?
261
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- I don't know.
- Wait, where's Ontario?
262
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Should I go straight?
- We are going straight.
263
00:13:01,395 --> 00:13:03,356
So our dads had another
good friend named Rajni
264
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that they cruised
around town with.
265
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He's since passed away,
but we decided to surprise them
266
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by picking up his son BJ in
the Little India of Chicago.
267
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Oh, my God!
268
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Hey, how are you?
269
00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,596
- Good to see you too.
- Yeah.
270
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- We talked about your dad
a lot today.
271
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What?
272
00:13:23,982 --> 00:13:25,903
- Wait... what?
273
00:13:29,536 --> 00:13:31,622
Your dad opened
a porn bookstore?
274
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- I mean, I know that
he was involved with this.
275
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He told me the story.
- He said he wasn't involved.
276
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Wait... you guys owned it too?
277
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- He's lying!
278
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Bold-faced lying right now!
279
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- Look at us tearing up
Brown Town
280
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like it's Bourbon Street.
281
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I'm on it, I'm on it.
282
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This thing drives
like a boat, man.
283
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:55,334
Yeah. Your dad sounded like
284
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the coolest leader of the pack.
285
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Thanks, man.
286
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,394
Thanks. What the hell?
287
00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:06,816
Oh, my God!
288
00:14:06,817 --> 00:14:08,737
Wait, wait, wait.
Are we at your old place?
289
00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:10,406
Yeah, right there, right there.
290
00:14:10,407 --> 00:14:12,494
- Which one?
- This, this across here.
291
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"I barely recognized it!"
292
00:14:22,641 --> 00:14:24,728
Which one is it, Dad?
293
00:14:31,742 --> 00:14:33,620
Yeah, we get it.
294
00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:35,414
The fence is...
RISHI: Let's go to
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apartment 2B.
296
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,755
They were seeing
their old apartment
297
00:14:38,756 --> 00:14:41,511
- for the first time in decades.
- Yeah.
298
00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:43,055
I was seeing it
for the first time ever,
299
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,558
and it actually seemed
kinda nice.
300
00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:45,936
- This is big.
- I was thinking
301
00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:48,137
that you guys were, like,
squatting in a one-room shack.
302
00:14:49,611 --> 00:14:51,906
- It's funny, because the way
that stories were told
303
00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:54,035
don't always reflect the space.
- The stories of, like,
304
00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,998
30 guys sleeping on top
of each other.
305
00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:57,918
Yeah, it sounds as if there was
306
00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,964
- some more suffering involved.
- Yeah.
307
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,511
I'm starting to think
that life wasn't nearly as hard
308
00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:04,472
as you guys actually
made it out to be.
309
00:15:04,473 --> 00:15:06,435
- Dad, what's the most amount
310
00:15:06,436 --> 00:15:09,107
- of guys you put in the bathtub?
- Yeah, look at this.
311
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,944
- You guys all had to
take baths together?
312
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- PRATHAB: That's right.
313
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Uh-huh.
314
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That's how it was growing up
315
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whenever we had more...
316
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,888
At one time, how many
people lived here?
317
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,354
- "Legally three."
- "Legally three."
318
00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:33,280
- There was another time
that, apparently,
319
00:15:33,281 --> 00:15:35,117
there was a video being watched
in this apartment?
320
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:36,454
- Here.
321
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:38,835
Here it comes.
322
00:15:55,535 --> 00:15:57,705
'Cause they had kids.
- Yeah.
323
00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:03,633
- I think it's like
such a beautiful story.
324
00:16:03,634 --> 00:16:06,429
I think all of you guys
have incredible stories,
325
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,601
you know, borrowing money,
and Dad said
326
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:10,898
when he left the village,
you got a whole procession.
327
00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:36,657
- I think that's inherent
in being an immigrant.
328
00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:38,870
You have to be a huge risk-taker
329
00:16:38,871 --> 00:16:41,166
to just be willing to move to
a completely different country.
330
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,048
- How do you define
success today?
331
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:52,254
- Yeah.
332
00:17:10,141 --> 00:17:12,144
One of my fears right now
333
00:17:12,145 --> 00:17:15,735
is that I feel like I'm not
enjoying every day of my life
334
00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:18,408
because I'm so concerned
with achieving things.
335
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:26,483
- Do you guys have... Like, what's
your biggest fear right now?
336
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:42,699
- Yeah.
- 'Cause...
337
00:18:07,548 --> 00:18:10,220
Back then, what did
you guys do for fun?
338
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,499
- This is beautiful.
- This is beautiful.
339
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,504
Huh? Oh...
340
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,173
Just like the good old days!
341
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,261
Clumsy!
342
00:18:31,262 --> 00:18:33,473
- Oh, yes!
343
00:18:33,474 --> 00:18:35,310
- Just, uh, pass one down.
344
00:18:35,311 --> 00:18:37,733
- Oh, ho!
345
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:40,029
Oh, my God! Ha ha ha ha!
346
00:18:41,825 --> 00:18:43,786
Oh, look who's back.
347
00:18:43,787 --> 00:18:46,499
Still got it!
348
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,171
Oh!
349
00:18:55,591 --> 00:18:56,729
- Okay.
- Yep, yep, yep.
350
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:58,729
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
351
00:19:00,278 --> 00:19:02,157
- Oh, that's a good idea!
352
00:19:09,421 --> 00:19:11,091
This is so awesome.
353
00:19:25,078 --> 00:19:27,456
- My next guest is a rabbi,
an author,
354
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,254
a mom, and a big sister to me.
355
00:19:30,255 --> 00:19:33,469
Please welcome
Rabbi Susan Silverman.
356
00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:37,727
- Hi, Susie.
- Hi, sweetie.
357
00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:40,065
- This is how we always are.
- I know.
358
00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:42,236
On a bed, snugglin',
359
00:19:42,237 --> 00:19:44,073
talkin', shootin' the shit
360
00:19:44,074 --> 00:19:46,369
in front of... millions
361
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:49,167
or possibly hundreds of people.
362
00:19:50,629 --> 00:19:52,339
And here I am.
I'm so happy that you're here.
363
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:56,306
My third favorite
sister, you guys.
364
00:19:56,307 --> 00:19:59,145
We grew up with no religion.
365
00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:01,190
I don't know
if you'd say atheist.
366
00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:03,069
I would say agnostic.
367
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:06,034
Or, I don't know... How would
you say we were raised?
368
00:20:06,035 --> 00:20:08,413
- Well, Mom always said
she was agnostic,
369
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,501
like Who knows?
The world is big.
370
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,214
And Daddy said he's an atheist.
I mean, his line was,
371
00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:15,052
"If there's a God,
he's an asshole."
372
00:20:15,053 --> 00:20:18,016
So... it's like if anyone
wants any tips
373
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,771
on raising a rabbi.
374
00:20:22,192 --> 00:20:24,236
- You went to B.U.
You went to Harvard.
375
00:20:24,237 --> 00:20:27,493
Lah-dee-dah.
She's so embarrassed.
376
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,455
Why are Harvard people
always embarrassed
377
00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:31,417
they went to Harvard?
I'd be like,
378
00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:36,136
"Anyway, at Harvard... I'll
have two hot dogs, please."
379
00:20:37,682 --> 00:20:39,685
Um... and then you decided
380
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:41,312
all of a sudden
you were gonna be...
381
00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:43,233
You were gonna go
to rabbinical school,
382
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:45,613
- and Dad said what?
- He said,
383
00:20:45,614 --> 00:20:47,951
"A rabbi? When we
found out you were Jewish,
384
00:20:47,952 --> 00:20:49,204
we sat shiva!"
385
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,587
- Google it if you don't
understand that.
386
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:56,885
But... I don't know what it is
that ties me to Judaism
387
00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:59,432
other than I'm just Jewy?
388
00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:01,562
But, like, what is it for you?
389
00:21:01,563 --> 00:21:03,733
What is your version
of religion?
390
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:07,322
- So for me it's the...
it's the repairing the world,
391
00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:10,120
being God's partner,
not being God's...
392
00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:12,709
not being at God's whim
or God's...
393
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,713
you know, subservient to God,
394
00:21:14,714 --> 00:21:16,382
but actually being God's partner
395
00:21:16,383 --> 00:21:19,096
and saying, "The way
the world is right now"
396
00:21:19,097 --> 00:21:21,309
is completely uncool,
and I need to change it."
397
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:23,522
Like, it's not acceptable,
and it's not like,
398
00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:25,317
Oh, this is how God made it.
399
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,404
It's like, no, maybe it is,
but it's fucked up,
400
00:21:27,405 --> 00:21:28,783
and we gotta do something
about it.
401
00:21:28,784 --> 00:21:30,828
- You talk about...
In your book...
402
00:21:30,829 --> 00:21:33,291
about how you're allowed to be
angry at God
403
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,505
and you're allowed
to get pissed at God
404
00:21:35,506 --> 00:21:38,134
and you're allowed to, you know,
405
00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,430
do that shit.
406
00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:43,103
You were arrested
three years ago.
407
00:21:43,104 --> 00:21:44,856
Why don't you tell us about it?
408
00:21:44,857 --> 00:21:47,277
Why don't you explain yourself
to this audience?
409
00:21:47,278 --> 00:21:49,825
- So, wait, you're talking
about the most recent arrest?
410
00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:52,162
- The... yeah. Well, you've been
arrested many, many times.
411
00:21:52,163 --> 00:21:54,208
I have been arrested with you.
- You were.
412
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:56,170
- You were like 16?
- I was 17.
413
00:21:56,171 --> 00:21:58,299
- 17.
- Okay, tell me about
414
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,928
your most recent arrest
415
00:21:59,929 --> 00:22:02,391
in Jerusalem where you live.
416
00:22:02,392 --> 00:22:05,021
- Women of the Wall is
417
00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:07,610
women who go and they
pray at the Western Wall,
418
00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:09,405
which is a holy site
in Jerusalem.
419
00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:13,831
And the law was that women
can't dress in
420
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,501
what is traditionally
men's garb,
421
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,337
like a prayer shawl
and tefillin,
422
00:22:17,338 --> 00:22:18,883
which is translated
as phylacteries,
423
00:22:18,884 --> 00:22:20,636
but if you don't know
what tefillin is,
424
00:22:20,637 --> 00:22:22,139
you probably don't know
what phylacteries are.
425
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,726
- I don't know what
phylacteries are.
426
00:22:23,727 --> 00:22:25,605
- It's that box,
like, on your head.
427
00:22:25,606 --> 00:22:28,319
- Oh, that's so stupid. I mean,
I respect all religions.
428
00:22:30,156 --> 00:22:32,159
- So if you wore that stuff,
you could be arrested,
429
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,413
- and so...
- You're a rabbi!
430
00:22:34,414 --> 00:22:36,209
- I know. That makes it worse.
431
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,129
- But not in the eyes of...
what?
432
00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:39,841
Israel?
433
00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:42,012
- No. In the eyes of
Israel as a state, yes.
434
00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:45,811
But in the eyes of the
ultra-orthodox rabbinate
435
00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:49,318
that runs the holy sites, no.
436
00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:52,157
And...
- I guess... I was gonna say,
437
00:22:52,158 --> 00:22:53,953
well, why do they run
the holy sites,
438
00:22:53,954 --> 00:22:55,706
but that's your whole point.
- Exactly.
439
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,292
- Why should that be a law,
440
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,255
their version of Judaism?
- That's right.
441
00:22:59,256 --> 00:23:01,425
So when you make any kind of
religious interpretation
442
00:23:01,426 --> 00:23:04,098
the civil law,
then it becomes...
443
00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:05,768
fascism, essentially.
444
00:23:05,769 --> 00:23:07,855
It becomes a religious fascism.
445
00:23:07,856 --> 00:23:09,943
- Since then...
that was three years ago...
446
00:23:09,944 --> 00:23:11,404
what has changed?
447
00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:14,368
- So since then,
the courts have been
448
00:23:14,369 --> 00:23:16,330
on our side, very much so,
449
00:23:16,331 --> 00:23:19,086
and now you can't be arrested
for any of that.
450
00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:21,633
But there still...
It's still a political game.
451
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,848
I mean, the reality is that
the ultra-orthodox rabbinate
452
00:23:24,849 --> 00:23:26,935
still runs all the holy sites,
453
00:23:26,936 --> 00:23:29,481
and it's in charge of
life cycle events in Israel,
454
00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:31,778
and that's hugely,
hugely problematic.
455
00:23:31,779 --> 00:23:34,241
It's anti-democratic,
and I think it's anti-Jewish.
456
00:23:34,242 --> 00:23:35,911
- Right.
457
00:23:35,912 --> 00:23:37,790
I remember when I first
went to Israel
458
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,337
and people were like, "You're
gonna feel so connected,"
459
00:23:40,338 --> 00:23:42,341
and blabbity-blah...
And it's like...
460
00:23:42,342 --> 00:23:44,386
And I know it's a special
place for you,
461
00:23:44,387 --> 00:23:45,931
and I don't want to
shit on that,
462
00:23:45,932 --> 00:23:47,560
but it is funny,
because you walk around
463
00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:49,564
and you're like,
"This is where Jesus...
464
00:23:49,565 --> 00:23:51,233
wiped his brow,
and this is where,"
465
00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:52,820
you know, blah, blah,
and you're like,
466
00:23:52,821 --> 00:23:54,406
"Oh, my God!"
but at the same time,
467
00:23:54,407 --> 00:23:56,661
there's, like, Doritos...
empty Doritos bags
468
00:23:56,662 --> 00:23:59,542
like on the ground,
like litter everywhere.
469
00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:01,170
And it's just like...
It's so bizarre.
470
00:24:01,171 --> 00:24:02,757
And then when you go
to the Western Wall,
471
00:24:02,758 --> 00:24:05,261
or the Wailing Wall,
same thing, right?
472
00:24:05,262 --> 00:24:08,476
There's, like,
this much space for men
473
00:24:08,477 --> 00:24:11,440
and this much space for women,
and you just...
474
00:24:11,441 --> 00:24:13,821
Like, my reaction
wasn't "This is amazing."
475
00:24:13,822 --> 00:24:15,783
It was, "Fuck you."
476
00:24:15,784 --> 00:24:17,870
And then you write a little
message to put in the wall,
477
00:24:17,871 --> 00:24:20,333
and I put, "No more religion."
478
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,630
I love you, though.
479
00:24:22,631 --> 00:24:24,759
- I love that.
- Aw.
480
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,680
I love you for loving that.
481
00:24:26,681 --> 00:24:28,349
Um...
482
00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,061
ever since I've known you,
483
00:24:30,062 --> 00:24:32,274
which is my entire life,
484
00:24:32,275 --> 00:24:34,571
since birth,
485
00:24:34,572 --> 00:24:36,323
you've always wanted
a big family.
486
00:24:36,324 --> 00:24:38,244
You've always talked about
having five kids.
487
00:24:38,245 --> 00:24:40,248
Five kids, five kids, five kids.
488
00:24:40,249 --> 00:24:42,377
And now...
489
00:24:42,378 --> 00:24:44,381
- you have five kids.
- Mm-hmm.
490
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:45,968
And now they're all old.
491
00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:47,597
They're not even cute anymore.
492
00:24:47,598 --> 00:24:49,308
I know.
493
00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:51,437
- But you always wanted
a big family,
494
00:24:51,438 --> 00:24:53,357
and you always wanted to adopt.
495
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:56,030
And it was like
a childhood thing,
496
00:24:56,031 --> 00:24:58,367
but it became
a very grownup thing.
497
00:24:58,368 --> 00:25:00,998
An adoption became
a huge part of your life,
498
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,504
obviously with Adar and Zamir,
499
00:25:03,505 --> 00:25:05,716
who are my nephews, her sons.
500
00:25:05,717 --> 00:25:09,389
But, um... why is adoption
important to you?
501
00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:12,605
- There are 400,000 kids
in the foster care system.
502
00:25:12,606 --> 00:25:14,358
There are between 8
and 12 million kids
503
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,907
in institutions living outside
parental care worldwide.
504
00:25:17,908 --> 00:25:20,078
There are tens of millions
of kids on the street.
505
00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:22,207
For many, many of those kids,
506
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:25,881
the best option for them to
have a permanent, loving family
507
00:25:25,882 --> 00:25:28,261
is adoption.
Not for all, but for many.
508
00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:30,181
- Kids who...
- Could you say
509
00:25:30,182 --> 00:25:32,102
those numbers again?
510
00:25:32,103 --> 00:25:34,774
- Well, between 8 and 12
million kids in institutions,
511
00:25:34,775 --> 00:25:37,195
which is like... really?
You don't fucking know
512
00:25:37,196 --> 00:25:38,740
how many kids
are in institutions
513
00:25:38,741 --> 00:25:40,953
with technology?
You don't fucking know?
514
00:25:40,954 --> 00:25:44,502
- Like a 4 million
human child discrepancy.
515
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:46,673
- Exactly. And we could know.
516
00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:49,177
We just... As a world,
we don't care.
517
00:25:49,178 --> 00:25:51,766
We do not prioritize it
because they're not voting,
518
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,812
they're not giving money
to our organizations.
519
00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:55,566
They're not...
You know, screw them.
520
00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:59,448
And then kids who are...
come from foster care,
521
00:25:59,449 --> 00:26:01,828
girls who, like,
age out of foster care,
522
00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:04,584
they're 82% of
sex traffic girls.
523
00:26:04,585 --> 00:26:06,420
Right? Of course.
524
00:26:06,421 --> 00:26:08,508
Because they don't have parents
to go back to.
525
00:26:08,509 --> 00:26:10,303
There are literally pimps
526
00:26:10,304 --> 00:26:15,063
waiting outside of
institutions on release days,
527
00:26:15,064 --> 00:26:17,150
waiting for the kids
to come out.
528
00:26:17,151 --> 00:26:19,154
- When females age out of...
529
00:26:19,155 --> 00:26:21,826
- Or boys, to different kinds
of trafficking.
530
00:26:21,827 --> 00:26:23,914
This is what happens, so if we
care about homelessness,
531
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,460
we care about poverty,
we care about these issues,
532
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:28,548
let's friggin' stop it.
533
00:26:28,549 --> 00:26:31,387
Let's give these kids
permanent loving families
534
00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:33,308
before they age out of
the system.
535
00:26:35,689 --> 00:26:37,315
- Don't spoil her.
536
00:26:37,316 --> 00:26:39,194
- - Susie,
537
00:26:39,195 --> 00:26:40,864
thank you so much.
538
00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:42,993
I love you so much.
- You're my whole heart.
539
00:26:42,994 --> 00:26:44,706
- You're most of my heart.
540
00:26:44,707 --> 00:26:47,628
You're like 7% of my heart.
541
00:26:47,629 --> 00:26:50,509
- I love you the sky
and the moon.
542
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:52,110
I love you forever.
- I love you forever.
543
00:26:56,689 --> 00:26:57,815
- Okay.
544
00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:59,819
Spoon me, Susie.
545
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,533
What a fun show.
546
00:27:02,534 --> 00:27:05,456
Good night, America.
I "lurve" you.
547
00:27:18,273 --> 00:27:21,111
- The birth of Susan.
I can remember coming home,
548
00:27:21,112 --> 00:27:23,575
and your mother
was at the hospital.
549
00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:25,954
And I was jumping up and down
on the bed,
550
00:27:25,955 --> 00:27:27,875
so excited to have a daughter.
551
00:27:27,876 --> 00:27:30,590
Little did I know what a pain
in the ass she would be.
552
00:27:32,426 --> 00:27:34,137
Yeah, of course I do.
553
00:27:34,138 --> 00:27:36,726
Beth Ann, one of the kids
just shit in their pants.
554
00:27:36,727 --> 00:27:39,732
I have three wishes about dying.
555
00:27:39,733 --> 00:27:41,360
Wish number one is I have to die
556
00:27:41,361 --> 00:27:43,615
before any of my children
or grandchildren.
557
00:27:43,616 --> 00:27:45,577
Number two, when I do die,
558
00:27:45,578 --> 00:27:48,583
I go, blurp! Dead.
559
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,297
Number three,
that'd be a long time from now.
560
00:27:52,676 --> 00:27:56,891
My daughter Laura convinced
me to get a tattoo for Janice,
561
00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:59,939
and when I showed it to her
I said, "Janice",
562
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:03,153
"this is one gift
that you have to say you love
563
00:28:03,154 --> 00:28:04,532
whether you love it or not."
564
00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:05,785
Can you see it?
565
00:28:08,541 --> 00:28:10,711
All right, if you want me to go
on, I have to double my wages.
566
00:28:10,712 --> 00:28:11,713
What's 0 times 2?
567
00:28:13,801 --> 00:28:15,721
Listen, I don't want to
just put down Christianity.
568
00:28:15,722 --> 00:28:18,225
There's the people
that believe Allah is God.
569
00:28:18,226 --> 00:28:21,023
I always say to them,
"Allah be praised."
570
00:28:21,024 --> 00:28:22,943
"Allah be merciful."
571
00:28:22,944 --> 00:28:26,366
I'lla be ? Down to
get you in the taxi, honey ?
572
00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:28,997
? Better be ready
by half past eight ?
573
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:31,168
? Now, honey don't be late ?
574
00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:33,632
? I wanna be there when
the band starts playing ?
575
00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:36,721
? Remember when... To do
that two-step, honey ?
576
00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:38,725
? Two-step,
we're gonna have a ball ?
577
00:28:38,726 --> 00:28:40,854
? Gonna dance off
both our shoes ?
578
00:28:40,855 --> 00:28:43,067
? When they play
those jelly roll blues ?
579
00:28:43,068 --> 00:28:45,154
? Tomorrow night
at the darktown strutter's ?
580
00:28:45,155 --> 00:28:48,035
? B-A-double-L ball ?
581
00:28:48,036 --> 00:28:50,624
? Sung by the whorehouse
quar-tet ?
582
00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,920
? You got a big one, I bet ?
583
00:28:52,921 --> 00:28:54,965
-
584
00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:57,096
- Oh, my God!
585
00:28:57,146 --> 00:29:01,696
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