All language subtitles for I Love You America s01e05 Greg Boyle.eng

? Shave it off,
stay alive, open wide ?

? Show us how to conquer first
and then divide ?

? Don't know if we're
stayin' long, stayin' long ?

? Used to staying weak ?

? And now we're staying strong ?

? We don't wanna go
where we do not belong ?

? Lonely as the day is long,
day is long ?

Hey, it's my Sadie and yours,

Sarah Silverman!

- Hi!

Oh, really?

Hello!

Hello.

Hi. Hi!

Oh, hello to you!

Hi, everybody.

Thank you for tuning in on this,

the one-year anniversary

of Trump losing
the popular vote!

Ooh!

Salty!

I know, that came out
hot 'n liberal,

so let's see...
we have to say something

for the other side too.

Emails, nothingburger,
lock her up!

Okay, here we go.

So this week is the one-year
anniversary

of the presidential election,
and it made me reflect on

where I was a year ago
on election night.

When it was finally official
and Trump had won,

I felt something
I'd never felt before,

which was this overwhelming

survival-based fear.

You know, I had the sudden urge
to buy a gun

and stockpile water
and weapons and canned goods.

In an instant,
I basically became,

like, a liberal doomsday
prepper.

I really did.

Like I suddenly needed a vest
with like a thousand pockets.

And for the first time,
I felt an actual kinship

uh, to the far-right
militia person

who, you know, thought
Obama would end the world.

You know, I might as well build
a bunker and sleep in there

but, you know,
I need so many creams and--

It's a whole process.
It--really, it wouldn't work.

But I realized it's that,

it's that feeling of fear
that makes us the same.

You know, we are, all of us,

both paralyzed
and motivated by fear.

There's a famous
Maya Angelou quote,

"Show me the Carfax."

That is not right.

That's not right. It was--

Oh! It was--No.

"People will forget
what you said,

"people
will forget what you did,

but people will never forget
how you made them feel."

I do think she did
the Carfax one as well.

But the point is that
tapping into people's feelings

is more powerful
than anything else.

Facts really don't
change people.

Feelings change people.

When we hear facts
that counter our beliefs,

we tend to just
dig in deeper, you know,

and then the facts don't really
matter, do they, you know?

If you told
a climate change denier

that humans contribute
to global warming,

they would say
that's a lie, it's a hoax.

Just like if someone tells me
that Obama was born in Kenya,

I'd be like,
"That's simply not true."

Now, granted, one of those
facts comes from

97% of the world's
top scientists

and the other was written
on, like, the bathroom wall

at the Golden Corral, but...

Still, it's hard for us
to change what we believe

unless something hits us
right here, you know,

in our... in our left tit.

It's a tongue twister, you know.

Unless it hits us right here,

in our left tit.
Lef-t ti-t. Mmm.

Sorry.

I just spiraled off into
my own world for a moment.

The most successful politicians

are the ones
who tap into feelings, right?

You know,
one example is Barack Obama,

who tapped into our hopes.

And another is Donald Trump,

who tapped into something
possibly even more powerful--

our fears.

It's powerful because
we all fear so much,

you know, real things
and things that are also

just not yet known to us.

We fear the unknown.

And that's why Trump's
campaign was so effective.

He took our fears and our rage

and he gave us a place
to put it all,

and that place was each other.

And when we're divided,
we're easily controlled, right?

So the challenge for all of us

is to resist divisiveness

and try to see ourselves
in each other

just as best we can.
As the saying goes,

"Be the change you wish
to see in the Carfax."

God damn it, that is such
a fucking catchy ad.

Thank you.

Most importantly,
what we should all do

is learn about
the things we fear

so that we can decipher between

what is actual danger and what
is just a kneejerk reaction

to something that is simply
unfamiliar to us.

- That's right, Sarah.

- Wha--Oh! Fuck!
Kill it! Kill it!

- It's me, the Bald Eagle.

- - Jumpy!

- I'm sorry, Bald Eagle,
I am so--

You know what, you startled me,

and I reacted in a...

I reacted in fear.
Wait, this is actually perfect.

It fits perfectly.

When I didn't know who you were,

I was afraid,
and I wanted you dead.

- Yeah. Yeah.
Well, maybe try to get to know

a majestic symbol
of America first

before you try to murder it.

- You're absolutely right.

- Anyhoo, I see you got
a show about America,

and I thought I would stop by
and teach you some factoids.

- That would be amazing.
I'd love that!

- Okay! Well, did you know
that the bald eagle

is one of the fastest birds
in North America?

We can fly up to
100 miles an hour.

- Whoa! If you did that
on the highway,

you'd get a speeding ticket!

- Yeah. Also...

I lay eggs through my cloaca!

- Cl--Okay, what's a cloaca?

- It's a single hole
that all birds have

for both waste and reproduction.

- Oh, wow, that's interesting.
What other facts do you--

- A little more
about the cloaca.

With only one hole,

it means that when I lay an egg,

it goes down the same slide
my shit does.

- Right. No. I get it.
A single hole for all.

But, um, that's probably
convenient.

- No, it's not, Sarah.

One hole means I never know
what's coming.

I feel something coming out
and it's like,

oh, fuck, do I put this
in the nest

or put it on the hood of a car?
I have no idea!

- Yeah, that's a conundrum.

- Yet, you have a specific hole

for each thing
that comes out of you.

What luxury!
There's a place for everything,

and everything in its place.

Meanwhile, I don't know
if I'm shitting

or laying an egg.

- Right. No. We got it. Uh, we--

I think we're pretty
crystal clear on that.

But, hey, the gift of flight!

- Do you know how to get
shit out of feathers?

- No. How?

- I don't know!
I'm asking you, dumbass!

- Oh, Bald Eagle.

- I'm not bald! There are
feathers on my head!

- Oh, yeah.
- It's so backhanded.

You get to be the symbol
of America, but also,

we're gonna call you bald
100% of the time.

Do you say,
"Hi, bald Bruce Willis"?

"Hi, bald Ed Harris."

Kill me. You know what?

I wish I was extinct already.

- Feh, feh, feh! - What is that?

What's feh, feh, feh?
- Feh, feh, feh.

It's like "God forbid."
It's a Jewishy thing, I guess.

- P-U. Jews.

- Fuck you!
- Fuck you! Eat my...

- - Is it an egg?

It's an egg. It's an egg!

- Yeah, it is, it's an egg!

Oh, my gosh!
I know it happens every day,

but...

it's a miracle!

It really is a miracle

when a puppet gives birth
to a Styrofoam egg.

We'll be right back.

Oh--bye.

- As I mentioned earlier,
I've been feeling

a lot of solidarity
with survivalists,

and I got curious

about what those doomsday
bunkers are like.

So I sent my friend
comedian Gil Ozeri

to check it out.
I would have gone myself,

but it turns out
I didn't want to.

So take a look.

- Hi. I'm Gil Ozeri,
and I'm pretty terrified

about the end of the world.

That's why I'm here
in Spring City, Utah.

I've been in contact
with a guy named Pete Larson

who is a doomsday prepper,

and he's agreed
to let me stay in his bunker

overnight, with him,
just the two of us.

I'm very scared.

Oh, I think I see...
Pete over here.

Oh. All right.

Oops. Ha ha.

- Hello, Gil. - Hey, Pete.

- Pete Larson. Nice to meet you.

- How's it going?
Nice to meet you.

- It's good.
- We're spending the next

24 hours together. - We are.

- Can you tell me a little
bit about yourself?

- Yeah. I've been involved in
the preparedness program

since--really,
since I was a child.

- Oh, wow. - Because I grew up

during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

We live in a precarious world.

If you're prepared,
you're not scared.

So I keep a year's supply
of beans, bullets,

and band-aids.
- Beans, bullets, and band--

the three Bs.
- You can have four Bs--

throw in the bible as well.
- Right. Okay.

You don't need a year's
supply of that, though.

You just need one. - Just one.

- I'm often told that
I'm being too nervous,

too over-prepared.
How do you respond to that?

- If you stop and look at

some of the recent problems
that we've had--

the hurricanes and such. - Yes.

- The earthquakes.
If somebody hits us

with a bomb,
a financial collapse

would create a tremendous
amount of chaos in the cities.

- How likely do you think
these things are...

like, to happen?

- I think they're guaranteed.
- Okay.

- One of the biggest problems
in the city--when the water

runs out, where are the people
gonna go for water?

That'll be ditch water
and ponds and lakes.

- You're describing, like,
a nightmare to me.

- A nightmare.
The nightmare only gets worse.

- Okay, good. - When 90% of the

U.S. population
will die in the first year.

- I'm calling you
if there's a nuke.

"Pete, I need a place." - Sure.

- Yeah. Can you fit my family?
If not, can you just fit me?

You've really opened my eyes
to a laundry list of things

I can be terrified of.

So where is the bunker?
- Let's go take a look.

- All right,
let's go take a look.

- This is it.
This is the entrance.

- Wait--ls that it?
- This is a steel door that--

- I didn't even notice it
before, honestly.

It was just sitting there.
Which is I guess a good thing.

- That is a good thing.
- You don't want a sign

that says, "Bunker here."

Let's pop this baby open.
Is that, uh...

- That's it. - What you say?

- Yes.

All right. - Wow.

- There she is. - Oh, my God.

- How does that look?
- Uh... terrifying.

Oh, it's got the stench
that I thought it would have.

Oh, it's heavy!

Yeah, grab there...
just pull her tight.

- Here we go.

Good-bye, world!

Oh...

- Well, Gil, welcome
to our home away from home.

- Oh, my God. - Ha.

- This is some of
the food storage

and supplies that we keep.

- It's pretty low, the ceiling.
- It is.

- What happens if there's
a fire down here?

- We've got fire extinguishers.
- I'm terrified of everything.

- Well, I've noticed that.
- Yeah. So these are

diapers over here.
- Diapers, yes.

You don't have to be
afraid of those.

They're for babies.
- And these are the beds.

What are these--these look
like serious bullets.

- They're ones that don't
fit in this gun.

- Okay.
- They fit in a little bit

bigger gun.
- Okay. I don't wanna ask it,

but it's in my head. - Sure.

- What if one of those things
goes through my brain?

What happens to my brain?
- Uh, it would ruin it.

It would turn it into mush.
- Okay.

- And a lot of it would
squirt out the exit hole.

- All right, that checks out.

I'm starting to feel
claustrophobic a little.

It is, like, small for me.

I feel like we're almost
buried alive.

- We actually are.
- Oh, we are buried alive.

Right now. - The good news is,

every time I've come down,
I've been able to get out.

- Totally.

I'm very nervous and hot
right now but, you know...

Um... what's the temperature--
- It's actually 59 degrees.

- It is? Why am I...

sweating like a pig?

Am I talking too much?
- No, you're okay.

Let me introduce you to
the bunker bathroom.

Pick that up--
- Oh, that's heavy!

- That is a little heavy.
That's 5 gallons of water.

And that's kind of an
interesting thing about water--

it is heavy.
Now, this is the water

that we'll use for flushing.

Once it goes in the toilet,
never drink it.

Pull out one of those packets.

It's going to turn
the water blue.

That's another important thing.
If you see blue water,

don't drink that.
- Don't drink the water.

I've also heard don't... eat...

brown... shit.

- Keep going, you'll see.

Lookit there. - Whoa!

- You're flushing the toilet!

- We made a toilet! - We did.

- This is like "We Bought a Zoo"

except with a toilet.
- You need to stop.

You've had too much fun. - Okay.

When we cook some dinner up,
I have to tell you

that I am kosher. - Oh!

- I can't eat many things.

The ramen comes in a package
of 2,000.

- Pick the one you think
I'm gonna like.

- This says it's ramen flavor.
- Yeah, I'll take that.

- Ramen noodles.
- Hey, good job.

- And here's chunk light tuna.

This says 2013 on it. - 2013.

You know what's kind of
interesting about canned goods?

- They last...
- Many, many years.

- This expired four years ago,

but you're saying
we can still eat it.

- Yes. Well, the good news is

you're the one that's going to
eat it--it's kosher.

- Oh, right, this is the only
thing I can eat.

- Open that up.
- Oh, that was a knife

that you just flipped open.
- Oh, it was.

- That is cool and... scary.

Bad-ass.

- That looked good comin' out.
- Yeah, it did.

- Look at that pink meat.
- Well, bon appetite.

- Yours looks
much better than mine.

Mine's just...
- It does look grim,

doesn't it?
- Four-year-old tuna.

I don't wanna swallow it.
- Just suck it down.

Last thing I want is to
clean up a mess in here.

- Ugh, it's so disgusting.

I deserve it
for being kosher, right?

- - No.

You shouldn't have
laughed at that.

- I'm sorry.
- You shouldn't have laughed.

That was a test.

So this was--This is
what it would be like

for like a month
or two months straight.

- Yeah. - I can't believe

I just went for another bite.
- I'm ready to call it a day.

What do you think of your PJs?

I really appreciate 'em.

Is there anything
that you're afraid of?

You know, Gil, there's not.

- That's not true.

- There--there really isn't.

- If it's not fear that made you

build this... bunker,

then what--what is it?

- I'm a realist, and I recognize

that things will go wrong,
and so I prepare for them.

My greatest hope is that
my great-great grandchildren...

- Uh-huh.
- Come into this shelter

look at it and say,
"You know, Grandpa Pete

was a goofy character.
Look at all this stuff."

- We don't need it.
- I'm hoping that's what

will ultimately happen.

- I guess you could say

that you built this bunker
not out of fear

but out of love for them.
- That's exactly right.

Yeah, very good observation.
- Thank you very much.

I... I came up with it myself.

- Good job.

That's what I like
about you, Gil.

You're a thinker.
- Thank you very much.

You too. Okay, so I have
one more question, Pete.

Who do you have a crush on?

- - Should we call it a night?

- Let's call it a night.

Good night, Gil.

- Good night, Pete.

Oh! That tuna's coming up.

- Oh... hold it down, buddy,
hold it down.

- Hello, world.

Oh!

We did it. We're alive.

Ha ha. We did it. You're right.

I thought I was gonna
have to carry you out.

- Yeah.
- Gil, it's been a pleasure.

- Hey, it's been...
it's been great.

- All right, good.
- I'm gonna take off.

Oh, wait. Can I have a hug?

- Uh, no. - Okay.

Yeah, I went too far with that.
- Yeah, you did.

- I think me and Pete

are more similar than he thinks.

We both worry too much
about the worst-case scenario.

We deal with it
in different ways.

I mean, he prepares for stuff,
but at the end of the day,

I would say that I'm more
courageous than Pete.

- I would never say that
to Pete's face.

I love Pete,
but Pete's a maniac.

Do you know, I really
didn't know what to expect.

Gil's a comedian,

and quite frankly,
he was delightful to have.

If he ever wants, he's
certainly welcome to come back.

But I don't think Gil has

a snowball's chance of
surviving a nuclear holocaust.

- 30 years ago, my guest
was a young Jesuit priest

in East L. A. at the height
of the gang war,

and since then,
he has dedicated his life

to giving jobs and hope
to gang members

through Homeboy Industries.

Please welcome
Father Gregory Boyle.

Okay.

Before we get started,

tell us what
Homeboy Industries is.

- Homeboy Industries is the
largest gang intervention

rehab/re-entry program
on the planet.

People weren't really
felony "friendly,"

they weren't hiring homies,
so we started a bakery

and then a tortilla factory.

And then we have added--
Now we have nine businesses.

So we get about
15,000 folks a year

walking in our doors,
trying to reimagine their lives

and start all over again.

People outta prison
or people who wanna

leave behind the gang life.

- That's amazing.

You had a slogan.
Your slogan used to be,

"Nothing stops a bullet
like a job."

Is that something
you still believe now?

- Well, in the beginning,
you know, the homies would say,

"If only we had a job,"
and so we tried to do that.

And if the problem is about
a lethal absence of hope,

then you wanna infuse hope
to kids

for whom hope is foreign.

So... so a job... but--

but then what we discovered
was sometimes

somebody would throw a monkey
wrench into their life--

their lady would leave them
or something like that--

and then they would
kind of relapse.

They'd go back to the gang
and to the neighborhood,

and then they'd go to prison.

So we since then have, you know,

reconfigured this notion
of healing is the thing

that really guarantees
that somebody won't go back.

So an educated inmate
may or may not reoffend,

and an employed one
may or may not reoffend.

But if somebody
has really experienced

a foundational,
essential healing,

then they won't ever
go back to prison.

- And you've really done it.
I mean, where, like,

the statistics say someone
who comes out of prison...

70% of them will go back.

After going through
Homeboy Industries,

that percentage went down
to 30%.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I know!
- I apologize for my voice.

- But it's got a sexy

gravellyness to it... -

- He's a little hoarse, but...
- -

- I'm a little horse, but...
Your voice is a little hoarse.

I think it's a very sexy
gravellyness.

Um...

you wrote a book,
"Barking to the Choir"

and in it you talk about--
and I love this--

radical kinship.

Tell me about that,
"radical kinship."

- Well, I think
all the things we want,

you know, in this country

and the things we wanna
struggle for--

you know, peace, justice,
equality--

are really byproducts
of our kinship.

So no kinship, no peace,

and no kinship, no equality.

And no kinship, no justice,

no matter how singularly
focused we might be

on those worthy goals,
unless we stand against

forgetting that we belong
to each other,

that there is no
"us" and "them."

And that's the point of kinship.

And so Homeboy tries to be
what they think--

what we think the world
is invited to become,

which is a community
where everybody belongs.

- How do I practice that
with people who, like,

use Jesus's name

as an excuse for divisiveness,

for non-inclusion? - Yeah.

What we're all called to do,
really,

is to imagine a circle
of compassion

and then imagine nobody
standing outside that circle.

And so we're all called,
I think,

to dismantle the barriers
that exclude--

- We have to include
the excluders.

- Exactly. And part of it is
coming to terms

and being friends with your
own brokenness

and your own wound.
Because if you aren't,

if you're a stranger
to your own wound,

then you're gonna be tempted
to despise the wounded,

which I think accounts for

what's happening in the country.

There's such a high
moral distance

between us and them,

and there's a kind of
wholesale despising

of... of broken people.

- But it's hard to watch
someone who's crying for help

and who's wounded...
but has immense power

and is taking their damage
with them

into the White House,
into wherever--

That's just a random example.

- For example.
- You know, and your pans--

you know, choosing to not see

the spirit of why people
in the NFL are kneeling.

He's making a choice
to not hear what they're saying

of why they're kneeling.
- That's right.

- And he's deciding to say
this is against the military,

when it's just simply not.

He's deciding to not hear that.

But how do we...
hug this out of him

or--you know what I mean?

- Well, but in the end,
the power--

there is nothing more
powerful in the world

than loving kindness.

And somehow,
you have to trust that,

and even when it comes to
people who are...

hard-headed

and the leaders
of the free world.

- You started at ground zero
of gang violence,

but really, I feel like...

we're living in a time
where anywhere in the country

is potentially
ground zero of gun violence.

- Yeah. - What is happening?

What are we getting wrong?

- I tire of talking about it

because it's just not sensible
and...

and legislators need to do
what they ought to do,

which is-- 90% of the country

believe there should be
some controls

and background checks.

So if only elected officials
would--would listen

to, you know, what people
really long for,

we'd be better off.

- Maybe we should
start a Homeboy Bakery

at the NRA corporate offices.

- There you go. Sure.

- Include them
and make them feel loved

and seen.

The day after the election,
you wrote a beautiful email

to all your Homeboy community.

Would you share those thoughts
with us now?

- So the Trump election
was kind of foreign,

you know, because it was
all about,

truthfully, hate and division
and, uh...

that was not what they knew,
so it kind of freaked them out.

But I always think,
you know, moments like this

remind us of the things
we care about.

And I think it happened
and it will continue to happen,

where people are galvanized
to a place of resistance

and prophetic stance

that announces a message

of, you know, hope
and the power of love,

you know,
in spite of everything.

People want to be connected
to each other, no matter what.

- All we have to do
is realize that we are.

- Yeah, that's right.
That we already are.

- You can use that.
- Yeah, thank you.

- I came up with it
from what you said.

Father Greg, thank you so much.

You're amazing.

- Thanks, kiddo.

- What a show!

My new eagle friend taught me
so much about America

and eagle tushie vagina holes.

I got to talk to Father Gregory,

and my old friend
Gil Ozeri taught me

it's best to be prepared
for the worst.

Now it's time
to get ready for bed!

Ohh... yah!

And the End of Days.

Good night, America. I--

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