All language subtitles for Dirty.John.S01E01.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[tranquil music]

♪

- I believe in dreams.

- [panting, sobbing]

- Dreams you can live in.

[sirens wailing]

- [whimpers]

- If you design the space

where the story'll happen...

you can control them both.

- [whimpers]

- You can create rooms
of beautiful things

where only good things occur.

- [whimpers]

- Peaceful mornings...

elegant parties...

- [whimpers]
[sirens wailing]

- Romantic dinners...

♪

Love.

If you design
the most beautiful life...

nothing ugly can get in.

[eerie string music]

♪

["Go To Town" by Doja Cat]

all: ♪ Go down go down
go down yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town

- ♪ Go down go down go down
yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town
yeah ♪

♪ Go down go down go down
yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town
yeah ♪

♪ Go down go down go down

♪ Yeah yeah
if you're down boy ♪

♪ Really down baby let me
watch you go to town ♪

♪ It's your one chance
baby never or now yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town
baby ♪

♪ Go town

♪ Baby let me watch
you go to town ♪

♪ It's your one chance
baby never or now yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah

♪ Go down go down go down
yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town
yeah♪

- ♪ Go down go down go down
yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town

♪ Go down go down go down
yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town
yeah♪

♪ Go down go down go down
yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ Go down go down go down

[camera shutter clicks]
♪ Yeah

♪ Let me see you go to town
yeah ♪

♪ Go down go down go down
yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town

- Oh, hey, can you switch
gears for just one second?

Okay, 'cause I have kilim.
Vintage--vintage kilim.

- Um, oh-oh that's gorgeous.
- Mm-hmm, right?

- Oh, yeah, I love that,
but for what?

For the Halperns?
- Yeah.

- Oh, 'cause that won't
work for them.

They want that Restoration work
and that's not--

- Yeah, well, that's what
exactly what this is.

- But not--
you know what they want.

That's not what they want.

- Well, some people need
to be pushed outside

of their comfort zones,
clearly--

- Well, I'm not gonna be
the one to push the Halperns

outside their comfort zone,
especially him.

- Hey,
we are loaded and locked.

I'm headed over.
You coming with?

- Yeah, I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna drive myself

because I've got
a thing tonight.

- Oh, that's right.
Good luck, tonight.

- Oh, thanks.

- What's tonight?
I feel left out.

- Oh, she has a date
with that guy--

Oh, the one with potential
right?

The one with no pictures
of him and fish,

and he can spell.

- We hope.

- Is this that online dating
stuff?

I can't believe people do that.

- Well, that's 'cause you've
been married for 25 years.

You know, I have three friends
who met their husbands online?

- You telling me
a beautiful woman like you

can't just meet a guy
anywhere she goes.

- Oh, Palmer,
you're so sweet.

[soft dramatic music]

- Debra.
- Andy, hi,

- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

Even more so in person.
- Thank you.

- And sorry I'm late.
I can't remember

my last less-than-80-hour work week.

- Corporate law?
- Yeah, M and A specifically.

- Right, right, companies
buying other companies.

- Well, sort of, yeah,
if you want to dumb it down.

Waiter!

- Wow, that's a lot of bank
they want

for basically
just a chicken salad.

I mean, right?
What am I missing.

Is it--is it the almonds?

- It's a real blessing
we can do what you love.

- It is.

- [coughs] I mean,
that's what I'm thinking

because--
hold that thought.

Can I get another one of these?
- Of course.

Yeah. Always like to get
the next one on deck,

you know,
when a place is this busy.

- I've been playing golf
since I was, like,

14 years old, right?

My--my father wanted me
to play football,

but I'd rather play golf.
I just fell in love with golf.

Buddy of mine talked me,
you know,

into playing golf,
and I-I spent a lot of time

with his family.
And my dad didn't

really like me a whole lot,
so...

- Sorry, it just surprised me when you just

did a--[sniffing]
Kind of, like,

wrinkled your nose
when you laughed, and it--

she totally does
that exact same thing.

She does--did, sorry.

Did that same thing.

I'm not supposed to be talking
about this.

I'm so sorry.
This is really...

awkward.
It's just--It's so--

it's really still close...
It's just really--

♪

- I thought meeting them
anywhere that wasn't

a public place was bad?

- We've been talking offline
quite a bit.

- Yeah, but not offline
in person!

- Well, honey, we're going
to a place where I'm a regular,

and we're not driving.
We're gonna walk,

so I won't be getting in
a car with him.

And if he wants to stalk me
or whatever

he knows the name
of my business--Veronica.

So he can always find me.
So I'm not worried about that.

And he asked me
so very politely

if I wanted for him
to pick me up,

and I thought to myself
that's something we don't see

online or anywhere anymore,
and that's called chivalry.

- But you're walking?
- Mm-hmm.

- So you're not taking
the Maserati?

Oh, God, you're so kind, Mom.
Thank you.

That would be really helpful.
Keys in your purse?

[doorbell rings]
- I'm not ready, Veronica.

- I'll get the door.

- Hello--
- Hey.

I'm here for Debra.

- A-Are you delivering
a package?

- No, I'm John.

- Oh.

- This is a really nice place.

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah,
it's like that on purpose.

- Debra said she lives
with her daughter Veronica.

Is that you?

- My mom said the guy
she's going out with tonight

is a doctor.

Is that you?

- It is me.
- Mm.

You can look at that just fine
with your eyes.

You don't need to touch it.

It's breakable.

- Hi.

- Hi.
- I'm Debra.

- John.
- Aw, nice to meet you.

- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

- I'm underdressed.
- Oh, no.

You know, we're in California.

If you got a shirt and shoes,
you're ahead of the game.

- Right.
[both laugh]

- Okay, I'm leaving.

- All right, bye, hon.
- Bye.

- Nice to meet you.

[door opens, closes]

- I'm not sure
what I did there,

but I did something.

- Oh, no, don't worry about it.

You must be hungry.
Should we get going?

- Sure.
- Okay.

- Mostly I worked
at the hospital

MSF set up in Qayyarah.

My first month I was
the only anesthesiologist.

- Oh!
- We did 90 surgeries.

- Wow. And what is MSF?

- That's the abbreviation
for the French name.

Which you're supposed to use,
but most people just say

Doctors Without Borders.

- Oh! Oh, I've heard of them.

- Right.
- Yes.

Oh, wow.

- And there was always so much
to do, you know?

That hospital
took a lot of physical damage

from the Battle of Mosul.
- Oh, I bet.

- So the conditions were crazy.

I mean,
I remember falling asleep

while standing eating.

Insane. You know,
mostly I'm happy I went.

- Oh, yes.
Oh, it's wonderful.

And--and heroic.

- You're doing it again.

- What?

- We're supposed to be talking
about you.

- Oh.
- Not our kids.

Not my job.

- Oh, you're so much more
interesting.

- Not to me.

You're an artist,
a designer.

- [scoffs]
- Come on. Tell me.

Who's your hero?
Who's someone you admire?

- William Morris.

He was the inspiration behind

the Arts and Crafts movement.

I just love the way he thinks.

- How does he think?

- He says,

"Don't ever let your houses
have anything

"that you don't know
to be useful

or believe to be beautiful."

And I want the spaces
that I give my clients

to feel that way.

I call it approachable dreams.

- Who wouldn't want
one of those?

They told my sister to babysit,

but she wanted to go and see
The Tubes at the Winterland.

So she took me.
- And how old were you?

- I was nine.
- [gasps]

[laughs]
- Yeah, it was fine.

There weren't that many
naked women and chainsaws

on the stage.

- Oh, wow. [chuckles]
- What about you?

- I was older,

but my first concert

was the Serious Moonlight Tour
in Anaheim.

- Your first concert ever
was Bowie?

Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

- Well, then this last little
bit is yours by right.

- Mmm.

[both laughing]

[snorts]

- Did you just snort?
- No. [laughing]

- A little snort?
- No.

- Like a sweet,
little baby rhino.

Is that what you did?

[both laughing]

[soft dramatic music]

[indistinct chatter]

- Get my key.

[moaning]

♪

[laughs]

♪

[laughing]

- Oh, okay, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[laughs]

I should--

I need to take a breath.
- Okay.

- Okay, I'll just--
you wait right here.

- Come back.
- Oh, I'll be right back.

Okay.
Okay.

♪

[footsteps]

[thud]

- This feels incredible.

This mattress is amazing.

Not that you don't know that,
but it is.

- [laughs]

I thought maybe we'd just

stay in the other room...
tonight.

You know, I think I'd prefer if
we stayed in the living room.

- Hey, I-I wasn't trying
to scare you.

- Oh, no, no, I know.
It's--it's fine.

I--It's fine.

I just would prefer it,
I think.

- I thought you were trying
to tell me something.

- No, I was not.

I was not trying
to tell you that.

Let's go in the living room,
okay?

- [sighs]

- John?

I think maybe we should just
call it a night.

Will you come in here now?

Please?

Well...

- I'm so sorry.

- Well, it was just
really strange.

I mean, you know...

he'd been a gentleman
at the beginning.

He'd come into the house
at the beginning of the night

and seemed fine,

and by the end it was--
[groans]

So strange.
This looks beautiful.

- Yeah.
- That came out great.

- Well, just do not blame
yourself for any of this.

- I know. I know.
I just--you know,

it's--it's disappointing,
and--and I'm disappointed.

It was fun.
It was fun and exciting,

and--and it felt comfortable,
you know?

And he was funny.
He thought I was funny.

[laughs]
And very handsome.

Let's get the yellows.

But...

then...

he wasn't.
[laughs]

[cell phone ringing]

Hello?

- Hi, it's--it's John Meehan.

The guy you kicked out
last night.

- [giggles]
Hi.

- Listen, I'm not calling to make you defend yourself.

Okay?

Not--not at all.

We--we had such a nice night,

and you deserve better
than that, you know?

Better than how I was.

Now, maybe you're wondering, you know,

"If he thought
it was such a great night,

why did he wreck it?"

I have no excuse,
but I-I did have a reason.

I've gotten so used
to how these things go.

You know, the--
the profile picture

that turns out
to be 15 years old,

to finding out nothing
that's important to me

is important to them,
to getting my hopes up,

and then having to smile
till it's over.

But with you,

I-I kept waiting
for it all to fall apart,

and it never did.

[soft music]

You were everything you said,

everything I said I wanted.

So I fell apart...

instead.

And I always wondered
what I would do

if I ever met the real deal,

and now I know.

I'll ruin everything.

- Hmm.

- Hey.

- Are--
[clears throat]

Are we going?
- Almost.

I'm your anesthesiologist.

Rest of the surgical team's
on their way,

and then we'll go.

How you doing?
You hanging in there?

- Yeah.

- Good.

I promise
Dr. O'Byrne's a genius.

He's done hundreds
of debulking surgeries.

You're in great hands.

- No, yeah.

He's great.

- You have anyone coming?
Family or...?

- Not for the--

my friend is
coming to stay with me after

to help with whatever.
The recovery.

[somber music]

My mom had it too.

Ovarian.

I was pretty little.

- You were going along the road
and you hit a pothole, Celia.

And on the other side of it
is the rest of your road,

and we're gonna
get you back on it.

Any questions?

Where's that smile?

- [laughs]

- All right.

- Trey is--he's my easy one.

You know,
he's in commercial real estate,

married, kids.

I mean,
he has it all figured out.

I don't worry about Trey.

- But you worry
about Veronica and Terra?

- I--you know,

Ronnie always said she wanted
to be an esthetician

and Terra is studying
to be a pet hygienist,

so they're figuring it out.

- Well, you did.
- Well, I had to.

But don't worry,

I only give them money
when they ask me for it.

[both laugh]

- Then about a year later,
I read this thing.

That the number one predictor
of divorce

is eye rolling.
- Oh.

- If I'd have known that
when I met her,

I would have been out ahead
of all of it.

- Right.
Oh, that's interesting.

Well, you know, when--
when I was with my ex,

when we fought,
I would always try to remember

it's not him against me,

it's the two of us
against the problem.

- Right.
- But, of course,

my ex liked
the him against me part,

so that's usually
what ended up happening.

But it was really scary
to do it, you know,

but I just--I knew
I had to do it for my kids.

- Well, you know what they say.

Courage isn't not being afraid.

It's being afraid
and doing it anyway.

- Mm, yeah.
- You know?

Which you did.

You chose your children
over your fear.

- Yeah.

- You should be proud
of yourself.

- Thanks.

Veronica's in Indio

for a couple days
with some friends.

I think they're going to a--
a food truck festival

or something.
- Uh-huh.

I'm not gonna come in tonight.
- Okay.

- Oh, I don't want you to think
I don't want to.

It's just...

me wanting to is what got us
into this mess the first time,

and I just want to be
who I should have been

and not make
the same mistake twice.

- [laughs]
- Okay.

- I like that.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- We can make new mistakes.
- Exactly.

- [laughs]
- New mistakes.

When--when should we do that?

Say Thursday?

- Yeah.
Yeah, Thursday I could--

- 7:30?
- Okay. All right.

- Okay. I'll see you Thursday.

Right there.
That same spot.

- Yes.
Good night.

- Bye.

- The minute I open the door,

I was like, "My God,
who is this homeless frat guy?"

And he walked straight
into our place

and starts looking
at everything

with this cash register
in his mind.

Just adding it all up
immediately.

- What do you think about that,
Debra?

- Well--
[chuckles]

I-I don't agree.
- Okay.

Keep going.
What else?

- Ronnie thinks
that John is creepy

and a bad dresser,
might be a gold digger.

- Oh, yeah. "Might be."
Mm-hmm.

- Well, what about Nathan?

You definitely thought Nathan
was a bad dresser

and you thought he was with me
for my money,

even though he had
his own law firm.

- Mom, it is actually possible
that there are more

than one creep on the planet
at the same time.

- I understand that.

- That is actually
a possibility.

- Veronica, I understand that,
but, you know,

I do try to figure out
if somebody's a creep

before I go out with them--

or before I go out
with them twice.

But it doesn't matter

because no matter what,
to you,

no matter who I go out with,
who I marry,

they're always a creep
or rude and a gold digger.

- Okay, this is where
I might mention

that you have had
four husbands.

Four different husbands, right?
- Veronica.

- I know. I--don't say it.
I know.

It's not helpful
if I bring that up.

- Yeah, really isn't.
- But it's true.

- I am trying.

You know, I'm trying to find
somebody who's a good person.

And who's smart and funny,
and has a good job,

and is good to me,

good to you kids...

[stammers]
And someone I'm attracted to.

- Do you believe that?

Do you believe her
when she says that?

Your mother has never denied
her track record

or the challenges
that she's trying to address,

but she is also entitled
to try to be happy.

Whatever that means to her.

You are, Debra.

- Thank you.

I think I am.

["I Put A Spell On You"
by Nina Simone]

- ♪ I put a spell on you

♪

♪ 'Cause you're mine

♪

[scatting]

♪

♪ You better stop
the things you do ♪

♪

♪ I ain't lying

♪

♪ No I ain't lying

♪

- [sighs]

[moans]

♪

- ♪ Oh, yeah

♪

[music fades]

- Rocket propelled grenade.

- Mm.

- The guy who was next to me
in the Humvee died.

So I guess, you know,
compared to him,

I feel blessed.

- Mm.

- Try to tell myself
to be proud of 'em.

Only people who survive
have scars.

- Mm.

I guess I only have one scar.

You might have seen it.
- Mm-hmm.

[both laugh]

- Barely. I mean,
what, C-section?

- Yeah.
Two.

One for Ronnie
and one for Terra.

They cut along the same line.

I guess that was my fight.

- Was?
Is.

You're still fighting.

- Yeah.

[keypad beeping]

- Hey.
- [gasps]

- What's in the safe, kiddo?

- Are you gonna have time
to pick up your tux today?

- Sure.

Hey, wait,
what do I need a tux for?

- [laughs]
For--for the cancer benefit.

- Oh.
- Good morning. Sunshine.

- So he's spending
the night now?

- [gasps]
[plate shatters]

- I got it.

- [sighs]
Thank you, John.

- Congratulations to everyone. Your efforts have made

this year's NED benefit
for ovarian cancer

the most successful one yet.

Now let's celebrate!

[dance music plays]
[cheering]

♪

- Oh.

Hey.
- Hey.

- Hey. Oh.

I'm so sorry.

God, a friend of mine called,
emergency laparatomy,

patient was old, had sepsis,

and I lost my phone charger
so I couldn't call.

Oh, my God.

Look at you.
- [laughs]

- Look at me and look--
oh, my God.

[both laugh]

- Wow.
- Mm.

- [laughs]

I didn't know where you were.

- Mm.
- [laughs]

I'm glad you're here now.

- And I look like
a pile of laundry.

- Well...

- Your friends are
gonna stare at me.

- I don't care.

- Prove it.
- [laughs]

- Come on.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

let me see those hands up
in the air.

- Come on. Come on.
- Okay.

[cork pops]
Whoo!

- ♪ 'Cause you don't
even know ♪

♪ I can make your hands clap

♪ Said I can make
your hands clap ♪

♪ Somebody save your soul

♪ 'Cause you've been sinning in the city I know ♪

♪ Too many troubles

♪ All these lovers
got you losing control ♪

♪

["At Last" by
Ella Fitzgerald plays]

- ♪ My love's come home

♪

♪ My lonely days are over

♪

- You were
the belle of the ball.

- [laughs]

- And I was with you,

so I was the belle of the ball
also.

- [laughs]

- You all right?

- I'm--yeah, I'm okay.
It's--

- What's wrong?

You feeling sick?
Did you have too much to drink?

- No, no, I'm not sick.
I'm--no.

- What's wrong?

- Well, you know how I was
married before, right?

- Yeah, right.
I mean, so was I.

Remember?
- Yeah.

But I was married four times.

And I--you know,

I've been embarrassed
to tell you because...

that's a lot of history and...

a lot of blood
under the bridge.

Choices I made
that hurt people

and choices that hurt me

and things my kids saw.

Things that I--
that I put up with

that I never would have
imagined putting up with.

I think...
I think I just...

[soft dramatic music]

Decided I didn't deserve
to have someone in my life.

You know, like, I'd used up
all my chances or something.

I just really wanted to be
honest with you about it

because if this
isn't gonna be that,

I'd just--
I'd rather know now.

- [sighs]

Okay.

Well...

I've--
[groans]

I'm not as good at all this.

I'm not as brave as you,

but I've also wanted--

been wanting to say something
to you,

but I was too scared.

I'm hearing
what you just told me

and all that stuff
you just trusted me with.

Me telling you that I love you
that's...

it's not brave at all,
but it's the truth.

- [laughs]
- I love you.

- Really?
- Yes.

["The Sweet Escape"
by Gwen Stefani]

- ♪ If I could escape
I would ♪

♪ But first of all
let me say ♪

♪ I must apologize
for acting stank ♪

♪ And treating you this way

♪ 'Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor ♪

♪ It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator ♪

♪ Maybe that's the reason
I've been acting so cold ♪

♪ If I could escape
all: ♪ Escape

- ♪ And recreate a place
that's my own world ♪

- all: ♪ Own world
- ♪ And I could be

♪ Your favorite girl
forever ♪

♪ Perfectly together

♪ Tell me boy now wouldn't
that be sweet ♪

all: ♪ Sweet escape
- ♪ If I could be sweet

♪ I know I've been
a real bad girl ♪

♪ I didn't mean
for you to get hurt ♪

♪ We can make it better

♪ Tell me boy now wouldn't
that be sweet ♪

all: ♪ Sweet escape

- Any questions I can answer?

- I don't think so. Do you?
- No.

- [laughs]
- I mean, in a perfect world

where I had no child support
or insane tax issues,

I would rent this place
so hard.

- Oh, yeah?

I this the one?
Is this the one you love?

- It is and I do.

I'm just sorry
I can't get it for us.

- Mm.

[sighs]

Well, I could.

You know, I mean,
I could--

I could get it.
- No, you couldn't.

It's too soon.

- It is. It's too soon.

[cell phone rings]

Cataldo Properties,
this is Beth.

- Beth, hi, it's Debra Newell.

Um, I was calling because

I would love to take
the Bay Front property.

♪

Cute.

You did a great job on that.
- Thank you.

- Hey, honey?
- Mm-hmm?

- Can I talk to you for a sec?

Not about John.
It's about us.

- Okay, because why?

- 25,5--
- Oh, right.

Sorry to interrupt you,
but I was actually thinking

I would love to just
write you a check for 84,000

and that would be
the first year up front.

And--and then, you know,
no security deposit

and I'd love to pick up
the keys today.

'Cause I have been thinking,

you know how Rebecca's always
saying that, you know,

us living together isn't really
helping our therapy?

And I'm starting to feel like
she might be right.

- 'Cause in actual life,
it's complicated.

- When we're living together

you're always the daughter,
I'm always the mom,

and it's just really hard
to do that

and--and I don't want
to ruin this thing

that we're trying to save.

- Okay, so h-how do we do it?

- 84,000's only 7 a month.

I don't how the owners
will feel about--

- Oh, well--
[laughs]

you know,
I always think that people

have an appreciation
for money in the bank,

so I bet they'll be
fine with it.

But I'd be happy to call them,

if you want to give
their number.

There's five months left
on this lease...

- Mm-hmm.

- And you could stay here
and I'll--I'll get a place,

and then we keep doing
our therapy

and I hope that we can
maybe start to appreciate

how lucky we are
to have each other.

'Cause you know how Rebecca's
always saying,

"If you feel like
you're in a tug of war,

just drop the rope."

[cork pops]
- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Whoa! [laughs]
Be careful.

- Sorry.

- [laughs]

- Damn, we're good-looking.

- [laughs]
- Hmm?

Cheers.
- Cheers.

[soft dramatic music]

♪

[machine beeping]

- Here she is.

You came through like a champ,
Celia.

You're a Spartan.

- [mouthing words]

They get--
they get it all?

- Surgeon's on his way
right now to talk to you.

How much pain you in right now?

From, like, one to ten.

Ten?

It's a ten.
Okay.

I'm gonna take it away.

♪

- Obviously I'm never gonna
be a cop

or, like, a soldier

or somebody with a ton of guns to shoot zombies,

but I wouldn't mind being
a doctor.

- Like that's such an easy
thing to just be.

But also,

if there's an outbreak,
where do you think

all the regular medical doctors
are gonna go?

- Uh, to the hospitals.
- To the human hospitals

where all the people who
don't know they have the virus

are coming to be treated,

which is, like,
the worst possible place to be.

- Okay, so?

- So a lot of mixed practice
vets travel around,

they go to farms,

and they have medical equipment
in their cars

and they're good at improvising

because a bunch of
the equipment that they need

isn't made to use on animals.
- Oh, man, that's true.

- Mm-hmm. Plus, one of
their professional skills

is knowing how not to get
bitten by their patients, so...

- Okay, that's awesome.
I'm sold.

We really need
to be veterinarians.

- I know.
- Jeez.

Ooh, Cash.
- [laughs]

Babe, wait.
Wait, is that him?

- Yeah.

- Hey!
- Hi!

- What's up?
It's--it's Terra and Jimmy.

- Hey.
- Are you John?

- I thought you guys weren't
getting here till 5:00.

- We just, you know,

they took me off the schedule
at work

because of this
so we just got in early.

- Yeah, so we're not ready
for you yet.

- Is my mom around?

- No, she went to
get the turkey.

So maybe, uh, take your dog
for a walk.

[John grunts]

- Okay.
- Okay, see you later.

both: Come on, Cash.

- Aw.

- [winces]
- What? What. What.

- I just--I hurt my shoulder
by grooming this huge Newfie.

So it's a little tender.
It's okay.

- My little tender Terra.

[both laugh]

Do you love the house?
- Yeah, I love it. I love it.

- Yeah?
[both laugh]

- Wow, this place
is so badass, Debbie.

- Yeah.

- Do you think you're gonna get
a boat or something?

- Maybe.
Maybe a little one.

- Yeah, little boats are cool

and also what's cool
are big boats.

[both laugh]

- You've given that one
a lot of thought, huh, Jimmy?

- A little bit.

- Oh, there he is.
Hi, babe.

[controller clicks]

Okay.

Where does it hurt?
- Like, up here.

Here on the top.

Think also back here.
- Okay.

How's that right there?

- Why is all of his stuff here?

- What stuff?

Oh, John's?

Oh, well...

you know,
he stays over sometimes

and it's just nice to have
some of his things here

in case he needs them.

Where's Jimmy going?

- His housemate from college
is having

a paintball tournament
in Anaheim or something.

- Well, you know what?
You wanna stay here

and we can do
Thanksgiving stuff?

- You're gonna be making
more stuffing this year, right?

[both laugh]

I mean, 'cause I want to take
some back for after.

- I know.
I'm doubling my recipe.

[both laugh]

But we could--we could,
you know, watch a movie

while we chop walnuts
and onions.

I don't know.
"The Notebook."

Oh, or "City of Angels."

- I--I, um,

I said that I would hang out
with Ronnie.

- Oh.

Well, we could do a little bit
before you have to go.

- Oh, I, like, told her now.

- Okay.

- So I turn around
and he's standing,

like, right behind me.

And he says,
"So what's in the safe, kiddo?"

- What did you say?

- I told him
it was none of his business

and I shut the door
in his face.

Also, it was, like,

the second time I've ever even
spoken to him.

- What did Mom say?

- She said, "He was just
trying to make conversation."

And I was like, "I don't care.

I'm not dealing with him,
kiddo."

[sighs]

What are you doing?

- I just finished the lamb cut

and now I'm shaving
poodle feet.

- [snorts] Oh.
[laughs]

- You know,
I still don't get why

you keep them in a safe though.

- Because they're valuable.
- They're purses.

- Yeah, and if you take really
good care of them,

you can resell them
on consignment

for exactly what you bought
them for.

- Well, why don't you just be
careful with them?

- Why don't you just shut up
and worry about

shaving your stupid
poodle feet, god damn.

- "The cut you give a poodle

determines how high
to shave the foot."

[blender whirring]

- You've met him now.

Tell me it's just me
that doesn't like him.

Go ahead.
You can't.

- These apples...
- What's wrong?

- They're--they're
all brown inside.

- Okay, I'll go get some more
Granny Smith apples.

- Yeah, I think
we're gonna have to.

- You said something about
chicken broth as well.

- No, we don't need that.
We're fine.

It's just...
[groans]

- Okay, I'll go now.
- Thank you.

- Or maybe Terra could go.

I mean, it'd be a nice, easy
way for her to help out.

- Well, Terra could go,
except she's at Ronnie's.

It's fine.
I told her she could go.

- Okay, apples and chicken
broth just to be sure.

You know what?

If you weren't
so unselfish and kind,

maybe I wouldn't love you
as much as I do,

but I wonder what would happen

if one say you said
to your kids,

"I am done doing everything
for you."

- [laughs]

- I just want to see you
put yourself first for once.

You deserve that.

- I think he's living
with her.

- What?

- It's just his stuff
is all over the place.

- What stuff?

- Like shaving stuff,

whatever ointments,
I don't know.

Just, like, I just think so.
I just do.

- I don't like thinking.
I like knowing.

You should find out.

- I already asked her
and she said no.

And I'm not gonna ask him.

- Go dig around a bit.
Do some snooping.

If you're not gonna do it,
then I will.

- Okay, fine,
then you go do it.

- I'm not staying there, Terra.

You're doing it.

- [sighs]

I hate you.

[tense music]

♪

- Terra?

Terra.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

- So he's a doctor and a nurse,

or he's just not a doctor?

- Well, he's a nurse

and he has advanced
anesthesiology training

and he has a structured PhD--

- What is all of his stuff
doing here?

- Well, I was gonna maybe get
those framed for him--

- He's so living here!
Why are you lying about it?

- Terra, stop--

- Because it's been, like,
a month and a half

because that's ridiculous!
- Terra.

- Hey, what's going on?
You all right?

- She's fine. Can you just--
Can you just go?

We are having
a private conversation.

- Were you looking through that
or was she?

- She was--
I'm so sorry.

- Can you just let us
have a private conversation?

- Who told you
you could do that?

- I was just looking into
his stupid box, okay?

- Why were you in here though,
hon?

You didn't belong here.

- Because I was trying
to figure out

if you were lying to me,
which you were.

- Stop talking to your mom
like that.

Lower your voice a little.

- Don't tell me how
to talk to my mom.

- My mom and dad
used to smack us

and I used to hate it, but...
- Shut up!

- It taught me to not raise
my voice to my parents.

- I'm your daughter.

- That didn't belong to me.
You understand?

- Hey, is everyone all right?
- Mom!

You're just gonna let him
talk to me like that?

Are you serious?

- [stuttering]
You--you need to--

- Mom.
- You need to calm down.

- Hello, can you hear me?

- Obviously she can hear you.
Everyone can hear you.

She's trying to talk to you
like you're an adult.

Maybe that's why
it's not working.

Hmm?

- S-So you're just--
you're just gonna let him

come in here
and talk any way he wants.

- I don't want this.

I don't want this in my house
at Thanksgiving.

I don't.

No.

- Okay.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Jimmy wants to go to, like,

the buffet at the Wynn,
but I don't even know

if I want to eat Thanksgiving dinner now, though.

- What? You--
I would eat it every day.

You're being a dummy.
Don't be a dummy.

- I mean,
what is going on with her?

Can't believe you're
still going.

- Terra, I can't believe
you can't believe it.

- But how are you even
gonna deal with him?

- I don't deal with people.
They deal with me.

God.

- You want to share?

- Hi, Trey.
- Hey, Ronnie.

- How are you?
- Good.

Didn't know if you were coming.

Team Terra and all that.

- Here I am.

- Can you say hi
to Auntie Ronnie?

- Hi.
- Hi, you hungry?

- Hi, sweetie.

- Hi.
- So is Terra coming?

Did you talk to her?
What?

- She was uninvited.
- Oh.

- After Mom let a guy
who's she's known for,

like, a month tell her
that if Terra was his daughter,

that he would slap her.

- There's two sides
to every story.

- I know, Gram, but that
doesn't make both sides true.

- Well, now she's missing
Thanksgiving over it.

She's missing us all
being together.

Being grateful we can even
be together.

I don't like it.

I'm gonna call her tonight.
- You do that.

You should call her.

[indistinct football broadcast on TV]

- He's wearing pajamas.
- Uh-uh.

- I mean,
sweatpants are pajamas.

That's--that's just not...

oh, but he's so busy.
He's a busy doctor.

And he's so lovely to Debbie.

You look nice.

- Thanks, Gram.

I'm gonna go talk to Mom.
- Okay.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you, hon.

- Doing okay.
- Good.

- Smells good in here.
- I know, doesn't it?

- Ooh, I want some of that.

- Don't--please don't
pick that apart, hon.

- I don't like all of it--
- Hey, Ronnie,

I thought you and I could,
you know,

go for a little walk.
Have a little talk maybe.

- Please don't call me Ronnie.

What do you want to talk about?

- You know, just clear
the air a little bit.

- That sounds like a good idea.

- Clear it of what?
I don't need it cleared.

I mean, maybe my sister does.
- Right.

- You already know that.

- Yeah, no, I just think

you and I got off
on the wrong foot, that's all--

- I just think that whatever
you have to say to me

you can say to me here inside
in front of everyone, okay?

Because I know I have nothing
to say to you.

- Ronnie.

- Do not sit me next to him.

- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.

- I'm gonna fix this.
Don't worry.

- It's just--it's just--
it's embarrassing.

- What do you want me to do?

[fingers snap]
Open the wine.

That's what you want me to do.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

[door opens]

Hey.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

I'm just trying to get
everything together here.

- I got something for you.

- What?

[laughs]

- [laughs]

- [gasps] Ooh.
- I had it made.

I didn't think it was gonna be
ready for a while,

but there you go.
- Oh, my goodness.

Oh, oh, that's beautiful.

- You like it?
- "Debra and John."

I-I love it.

- If doesn't match
your other decorations,

you don't have to hang it,
honestly.

- How could this not
match anything?

This is gorgeous.
Our first ornament.

Thank you.

- Why's the Madeira van
in the alley?

- Oh, I've gotta--

I'm gonna have to drive
that thing

because Nancy just called
from urgent care.

I don't--
she has strep or something,

so I think I'm gonna
have to drive to Vegas.

- What? You're gonna have to go
and do the whole shop yourself?

- Yes, do you want
to come with me?

- Can I come and help?
- Do you want to drive my van?

- I'd love to drive your van.
- [laughs]

["I'm Into Something Good"
by The Bird And The Bee]

- ♪ Woke up this morning
feeling fine ♪

♪ There's something special
on my mind ♪

♪ Last night I met a new boy in the neighborhood ♪

♪ Oh yeah
[both laughing]

♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪

♪ Something tells me
I'm into something ♪

♪ He's the kind of the boy
who's not too shy ♪

♪ And I can tell him
he's my guy ♪

♪ He danced close to me
like I hoped he would ♪

♪ He danced with me like
I hoped he would ♪

♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪

- So the valet called me
Mr. Newell.

- Oh, no.
- Mm-hmm.

- He did?
Oh, no, I'm sorry.

Well, you know, it's because
my name is on the reservation.

- No, I know why.
I get it.

You know, I prefer they call
you Mrs. Meehan, but...

- Oh. Oh, you would?
- I get it.

I would.
- Well...

- But, I mean,
I know why you can't.

I mean, you're too established

with work and stuff
with Newell, I mean...

- Well, I could use Newell
for work and, you know,

Meehan for...
everything else.

- You could?

[soft dramatic music]

♪

You could?
- I could.

- You would?

♪

- I--I would.

I would.
- You would?

- Mm-hmm.
- Really?

- I do.
both: I do.

- Take you.
both: Take you.

- To be with me.
both: To be with me.

- Till death do us part.
both: Till death do us part.

- In sickness and in health.

both: In sickness
and in health.

- In good and bad times.
both: In good and bad times.

♪

- So Debra and John,
it is my privilege and pleasure

with the power vested in me
by the state of Nevada

to now pronounce you
husband and wife.

You may now kiss your bride.

♪

- [whimpering]

- It says she got it here.

100 micrograms of fentanyl
at 1:14

that means she can't
have any more until at least--

- Please!

- I know, hon.
The anesthesiologist gave you

as much as he could give you
about 90 minutes ago, okay?

So now we're just gonna
have to wait.

- I can't feel it.
It's like he gave me nothing.

[groaning]

♪