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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:09,375 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:09,375 --> 00:00:11,500 ( man singing in Spanish ) 3 00:00:14,458 --> 00:00:17,291 ( electric guitar riff ) 4 00:00:17,291 --> 00:00:21,417 We're back with non-stop, Godforsaken coverage 5 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:23,583 of the Shock-A-Con Talk-A-Thon. 6 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:26,125 ( electric guitar riff ) 7 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:30,750 It's 11:00... ish. 8 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:33,208 The floor has completely closed down, 9 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:35,583 except for around the Course of Ambivalence, 10 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:38,750 where authorities and claims adjusters have been given access 11 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,709 through the night. 12 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:47,041 Let's check in with Rico Java on the floor. 13 00:00:47,041 --> 00:00:50,083 What? Back to you. 14 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:54,083 No, no, I took the last hour. Back to you. 15 00:00:54,083 --> 00:00:57,500 There's nothing left to report on, Janet. 16 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,417 The floor is shut down. The only thing worth reporting 17 00:01:00,417 --> 00:01:04,166 is happening in here, and I can't get in 'cause they're at capacity. 18 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:05,417 Janet: Oh, my God, Rico. 19 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:07,458 Come on. 20 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,458 It's really hard for me, okay? Have some sympathy. 21 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:12,458 You know how hard this job is for someone like me? 22 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:15,250 I should be an actress. Back to you! 23 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:19,250 Hey, Janet, Janet. Back to you. 24 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,291 - Back to you. - Back to you, Janet. 25 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:22,709 - Back to you. - Back to you! 26 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:25,417 - Back to you. - Back to you. 27 00:01:25,417 --> 00:01:27,667 Go report on the Talk-A-Con Shock-A-Thon. 28 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,083 ( electric guitar riff ) 29 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:30,750 Shock-A-Con Talk-A-Thon. 30 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,667 - ( electric guitar riff ) - Rico, everyone knows 31 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:34,875 your real name is Brandon. Back to you. 32 00:01:34,875 --> 00:01:36,709 ( repeats rapidly ) Shock-A-Con Talk-A-Thon. 33 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:38,542 ( electric guitar riff repeats rapidly ) 34 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:40,375 Back to you. 35 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,166 Thank you. 36 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:43,458 What the fuck? 37 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:44,875 ( sensor beeping ) 38 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,542 My face. I'm gonna carry something in my face. 39 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:54,166 Tiffany, no! 40 00:01:55,417 --> 00:01:58,500 How did you even-- we were on the same elevator. 41 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:02,792 Tiffany, no! No. 42 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:07,208 No, this is poison for you, poison. Mm-mmm, mm-mmm. 43 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:10,500 Ugh, I can feel it ruining my life right now. 44 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:14,834 So good. Ruining it right up. 45 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:17,125 Order a soda. 46 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:19,375 Vodka soda, please. 47 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:20,792 Vod-- no alcohol. 48 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:23,834 I thought vodka was a flavor of soda. 49 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:27,166 No, no. Tiffany, no. 50 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,208 Mm-mmm! 51 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:35,834 Your sobriety is getting me wasted. 52 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:39,208 - I have got to find-- - Finley Farrow? 53 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:41,041 Bobbie, what are you doing here? 54 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,875 Oh, I've been staking out this party for two hours. 55 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:45,583 My plan is underway, and soon, 56 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,500 Finley will be under Wray. 57 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,583 Under-- no, look. I just need to talk to her. 58 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:54,500 Oh, well, as soon as I take out my target over there, 59 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,583 - you can talk her silly. - Oh, crap! 60 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:58,250 Oh, he's hot. 61 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:00,625 Ease up, Tiffany. That one's mine. 62 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:03,208 He won't know what hit him. 63 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:05,917 - Okay. - Tequila? 64 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:08,291 Tiffany, no. 65 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,500 Thank you. 66 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:15,583 How do I look? 67 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,458 - That's good? Okay. - Show your tits. 68 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,500 - Hmm? - ( gasps ) 69 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:25,250 - Tiffany! - What is that? 70 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:26,625 Chest hair. 71 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:29,208 - It grows there? - Yeah. 72 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:32,875 You need to put it away. I don't like it. 73 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:35,583 You know, I would if I still had buttons. 74 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:40,333 Tiffany, no! 75 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:43,625 Girth: Right, yeah, and a sheila-- 76 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,834 - Finley. - Wray. 77 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,458 I have been looking for you all weekend. 78 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:50,750 Well, here I am, in the flesh. 79 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:53,917 - What? - It's gross, I don't-- nothing. 80 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:56,834 Uh, anyway, do you know Girth? 81 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,917 Oh, yeah, yeah, we're mates. 82 00:03:58,917 --> 00:04:01,375 Go from way back, eh? ( chuckles ) 83 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,166 How are ya? 84 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:04,959 I have yet to meet the lovely Tiffany Gisella. 85 00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:07,625 - Can we be mates? - We'll have a crack at it. 86 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,417 Tiffany, it is so nice to meet you. 87 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,834 I-- I read your article in "People" magazine. 88 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,333 Congratulations on your sobriety. 89 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:17,709 Thank you. Every second hurts. 90 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:19,834 Here we go. Let's party. 91 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:23,500 Uh, I actually can't drink in front of someone who's in recovery. 92 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:26,834 It's not appropriate. 93 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,291 Nor I. 94 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:31,834 Either. 95 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,417 You know what? I do this to help, because I, um... 96 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:38,542 I expose her to real situations, under close supervision. 97 00:04:38,542 --> 00:04:39,875 Yeah, where is she, mate? 98 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,583 Shit. She's probably at 99 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:49,333 her 11:17 AAA meeting. 100 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,709 Triple-A meeting. She's doing so good. 101 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,500 Bobbie: Girth Hemsworth! 102 00:04:55,917 --> 00:05:00,917 The Burbong dance has begun! 103 00:05:00,917 --> 00:05:05,000 Whoa, that's just, um-- that's just heaps offensive. 104 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,625 Are you ready to be a man? 105 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:10,625 ( vocalizing ) 106 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,083 Now listen here, you-- 107 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:17,667 - Jesus Christ! - Oh. Oh, no. 108 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:19,000 Uh, she did it. 109 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:24,083 Oh, jeez, oh, yeah. That's quite a wallop. 110 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:27,792 Whoo, yeah, that's gonna require a bit of a sticheridoo, I think. 111 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:31,625 Let me get a bit of dental floss and a sharp stick, eh? 112 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:32,917 She'll be right. 113 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:36,417 - Drama. - Drama. 114 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:38,667 I hate drama, drama. 115 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Unless the drama is hour-long format on network television. 116 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,875 Tuesday nights at 8:00, something. 117 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,542 - I don't know. - I watched your audition today. 118 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:50,750 - You did? - Yeah, it was-- it was-- 119 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,792 agonizing. 120 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:54,583 In a good way. 121 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:56,750 Most played it like a manly man. 122 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,667 Yeah, not-- not-- not me. 123 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:02,542 No, you brought a desperation to it. 124 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:05,083 It was very real, Wray. Very. 125 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:08,750 Well, Blade is written real. He's three-dimensional. 126 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:13,750 Doctor... cop... lawyer. 127 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:17,792 - Right. And he's haunted. - Yeah. 128 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:21,583 - He seems lost. - Like you. 129 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:24,667 He's-- ( sobs ) 130 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:28,041 I was-- I was kidding, Wray. 131 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:32,959 So am I. I'm kidding too. 132 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,417 I've never been lost. I have a great sense of direction. 133 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:38,001 You've got a lot of stuff going on up in there. 134 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,083 It's noisy. It can be noisy. 135 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:42,583 Hi, Wray! 136 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:44,917 - Hi. - God damn it. 137 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:47,542 - You're Brenda. - Yes. 138 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:49,834 I'm Finley. I loved you in "Spectrum," truly. 139 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:52,417 Oh, thank you. 140 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:54,583 I hope I'm not speaking out of turn, 141 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:58,083 but Wray here is a dedicated, thoughtful performer, 142 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:00,750 and I hope you get a chance to find that out yourself. 143 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,959 Thank you. Thank you so much, Brenda. 144 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:06,667 You're welcome. Also, can I borrow $65,000? 145 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:09,125 - You work. - Excuse me? 146 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,166 55 thou-- 56, 50. 147 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,917 I'm in a ton of weight loss debt. 148 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:14,166 Pounders, you know Pounders? 149 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:16,208 They've sent these black turtles after me. 150 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:18,417 - Let's get you some water. - They're everywhere. 151 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:21,208 You'll see them when they come. They all wear black, 152 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,834 'cause it's slimming. Aah! Black turtle! 153 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:25,959 See? I'm gonna lose the weight! 154 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:27,500 I'm gonna hit my goal weight! 155 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,166 - Back off. - Here, here, here, here. 156 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,458 I can get-- I just don't want to touch... 157 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:33,583 - No, it's fine. - ...your bits. 158 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,917 I'm so sorry about that. 159 00:07:35,917 --> 00:07:38,500 That's why "Spectrum" should never have reunions. 160 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,001 That's my old cast. I want a new cast. 161 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:44,208 I mean, with you-- this is nice. I like talking to you. 162 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:47,583 I really appreciate having this shot. 163 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:49,583 - ( loud bang ) - ( people screaming ) 164 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:50,792 Was that a gunshot? 165 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,792 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 166 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:55,625 - Go. - Back, stay back! 167 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:57,583 We gotta get you to safety, Miss Farrow. 168 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:05,667 - God damn it, Stutter. - People sure are jumpy, huh? 169 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:08,500 - Damn it, Stutter! - I wanted to show you 170 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,166 this non-lethal sniper rifle. 171 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:13,792 Bean bag round. Accurate up to 200 yards, 172 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:14,875 if conditions are right. 173 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:17,542 Conditions will never be right. 174 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:19,834 Could you please take off that face mask? 175 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,959 You're freaking me the hell out. 176 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,041 ( groans ) 177 00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:26,542 Could you please put back on the face mask? 178 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:27,959 You're freaking me the hell out. 179 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:29,750 You're wrong about that, Wray, 180 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:31,500 although you were right about the need for a safety. 181 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,709 I was nowhere near the trigger. 182 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:36,500 ( music playing ) 183 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,125 ( sighs ) 184 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:47,667 ( music continues ) 185 00:08:47,717 --> 00:08:52,267 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 13333

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