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( music playing )
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I'm not doing "Spectrum."
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Jack, I have the utmost
respect for you.
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Is it "the ut"?
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God, do I say "utmost" or "upmost"?
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Which one is it?
Is it ut or up?
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Wray, how you feeling?
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Jack, what are you doing here?
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How'd you even know
which hospital I was in?
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I just went to your house, called 911,
ambulance brought me here.
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Good to see a friendly face, buddy.
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- Ah, that's hot.
- Sorry.
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- That one's yours.
- Are you okay, buddy?
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Yes, matter of fact, never better,
because now I am 100% focused
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on "Spectrum" and
getting this movie made ASAP.
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Hmm. That's great.
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I can't wait to do this movie.
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I've got so many ideas.
Let's spitball some stuff.
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Spitball some ideas with me.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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- Let's spitball.
- Yeah.
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Okay, I'm just spitting.
Maybe it's a loogie.
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What if I'm not in it?
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In what?
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"Spectrum" the movie.
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Jack, I have the uh... most
respect for you.
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"Utmost." There is no "Spectrum"
without Cash Wayne.
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You see, this is why I wanted to talk
to you before the meeting.
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I just-- I can't do "Spectrum."
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- Can't or won't?
- It's kind of a "cwon't."
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I have to do literally
anything but "Spectrum."
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What else have you got?
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Screw you, also exactly.
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Ever since "Spectrum," all our--
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I'm sorry, officer.
The situation has worsened.
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Your partner
has slipped into a coma.
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You're talking to the wrong guy.
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I know. I'm practicing.
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Excuse me.
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After "Spect--"
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after "Spectrum,"
all I've done is sci-fi.
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It's like I'm on a merry-go-round
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that's just going round
and round and round.
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It's broken.
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How is that broken?
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Because I can't get off.
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I'm sorry, officer.
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The situation has worsened.
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Your partner
has slipped into a coma.
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That was actually really good.
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- Yeah.
- A lot of eye contact. It was warm.
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Thanks. It's showtime.
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Jack, "Spectrum"
launched your career.
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It launched my part-time job.
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Then tell your agents
you wanna go out for other things.
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I'm not good at
telling them anything, really.
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Wray, those people work for you.
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You tell them
this is show business.
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There is no business
without the show
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and you are the show.
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That's kinda easy for you to say
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because you get to do
whatever you want.
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Apparently not, because what
I want to do is make "Spectrum,"
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but I can't because
you won't do it.
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And I want to break out of sci-fi,
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but I can't do that
if I keep doing sci-fi.
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( sighs )
That never gets easier.
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Should've been a lawyer.
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"Doctor Cop Lawyer."
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You could do that show.
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No, that's a sci-fi show.
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You can't just stitch
three guys together.
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No, no, it's a drama.
It's very serious. It's a man.
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He's a doctor, he is a cop,
and he is a lawyer.
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That sounds good.
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See, if I could get into
something like that...
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You would do "Spectrum"?
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- Yeah.
- I can get you in with the director.
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After that, it's all on you.
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- Dude, thank you.
- Okay, okay, all right.
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Wray, can you help me tie Dale down?
He keeps trying to fall out of bed.
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- Faith!
- Jack!
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- I knew it.
- I knew it, too.
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How long has this been going on?
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- A few months.
- What?
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- You never told him.
- I'm telling him right now.
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Faith is sleeping with Dale.
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- It's disgusting.
- Oh, God, you're a child.
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- You-- no, I am not.
- You are, though.
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- You-- no, I'm not.
- You're both children.
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Hold it, you are the reason
she stinks at her job now.
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Both:
What?
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Any time Wray dates a woman
who has her ( expletive ) together,
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she loses her ( expletive ).
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My ( expletive ) is together.
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You missed the meeting today.
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Because I was out drinking
with Wray and my phone died.
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Oh, God. My ( expletive )
is no longer together.
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That's-- ( scoffs )
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- Just excuse me for a moment.
- Where are you going?
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I need to go take care
of my ( expletive ).
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You two? Need to take care
of your ( expletive ).
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Can someone take care
of my ( expletive )?
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I'm gonna go talk to Faith.
You talk to your agents.
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I am the show.
What I say go.
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Seriously, take it.
It's leaking!
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Oh, my God!
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It is leaking!
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Why would you hand this to me?
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( phone ringing )
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Middle Talent Agency.
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Gordon, put me through to Stephanie.
This is Wray Nerely!
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This is Daniel.
Stephanie was fired.
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I'm the new Gordon.
Stephanie's the new dead to us.
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- It's a volatile time.
- Wray: Gordon was promoted?
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Fine, then let me talk to him.
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( sighs )
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- ( phone ringing )
- Daniel: Wray Nerely for you on line one.
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Wray! Oh, honey,
I am so glad you called.
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Isn't that awful about Stephanie?
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Wray:
I never met her.
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I don't have an appointment,
and I don't care.
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This is Wray Nerely,
I am downstairs,
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and I am coming up!
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Yay, Wray!
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Oh, you silly billy,
you are welcome here
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whenever you want.
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( chuckles )
This is show business, Wray.
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You're the show.
There's no business without the show.
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You know what, that is--
I was gonna say that to you.
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- You're exactly what I--
- No.
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You gotta get out of here.
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Okay, could you talk
to the valet and tell him
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that I am the show,
because evidently
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if you don't have an appointment
they're very aggressive.
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Yes, of course.
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Daniel, could you please
speak to the valet?
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- Go away.
- ( chime, buzzing )
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Thank you, okay.
Now they're letting me out.
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So-- Jesus! God, man!
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I was getting out--
I'm not off the phone!
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I'm coming up!
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Dick.
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- Daniel.
- Pascal.
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Daniel is no longer at this desk.
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- It's a volatile time.
- Wow.
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Your agent will see you...
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now.
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Thank you.
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You're not Gordon.
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Gordon is the new dead to us.
I'm Daniel.
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Sit.
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Daniel, okay.
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- I'd rather stand.
- Sit!
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Oh, here.
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Okay.
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So... a job offer just came in.
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Really? What's the job?
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- A commercial for Astros Cereal.
- I don't do commercials.
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I am so close
to slapping you right now.
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But I-- I'm not a sell-out.
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- A sell-out?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, is that some sort of
an older person's term?
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I am hearing "sell," which I love.
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Have you ever heard
of artistic integrity?
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( laughs )
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No.
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Okay, let me put it this way.
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I am the show
in show business.
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There is no business
without the show.
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And there's no show business
without the business.
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Wray? It's Wray.
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- Yes, it's Wray.
- Right, right.
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And the business is money.
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Astros Cereal pays six figures.
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I'm not doing it!
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- Which six?
- Well--
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Don't tell me!
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I'm a serious actor.
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Serious actors
don't do commercials.
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Hmm, right, right.
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Except for Matthew McConaughey,
Kevin Spacey,
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Samuel L. Jackson,
Benicio Del Toro...
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- Oh, God, no.
- Robert Duvall.
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- Duvall?
- The Rock sells tires.
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- Well--
- Catherine Zeta-Jones,
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- God.
- Kevin Bacon,
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- Really?
- six different brands for Beyonc??.
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- Why would she need the money?
- Pacino.
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- Clint Eastwood.
- Look, okay, stop, stop.
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- Harvey Keitel.
- God, come on!
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- Lawrence Olivier.
- When did he do that?
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- Dame Judy Dench.
- Not Dame Judy.
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- Nicole Kidman.
- Stop talking!
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- Rob Lowe!
- They're all sell-outs.
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- They're all sell-outs!
- Again, I'm not 100% on that term.
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Let me ask you something.
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What is your business model?
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I don't have a business model.
I am an actor.
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I date models.
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- Do you, though?
- Yeah, yeah, I do.
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I dated one once, a hand model,
but she was hot all over.
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Actually, the least attractive thing
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about her was her hand,
her left one.
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It was too skinny.
That's the business.
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The right one was fat,
and that's why she lost work.
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I'm pretty much just waiting
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for your mouth to stop moving
so that I can talk.
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You work for me.
Am I right?
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Well, now,
that's sort of a gray area.
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- Actually, it's a--
- No, no, you work for me.
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Am I right? ( expletive ).
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Technically, yes.
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Yes, well, I have something
called artistic integri-- aah!
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There is no amount
of artistic integri-aah
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to placate our investors, Wray.
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Pascal, where's Daniel?
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He was fired while you were gone.
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I didn't go anywhere.
I just bent down.
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These are volatile times.
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Wray: Because somebody
keeps firing everyone.
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And if I ever find that person,
I will fire them.
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- I-- I'm the show.
- Wray!
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There is no such thing
as show business anymore.
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This is the entertainment industry.
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There is no entertainment
without industry
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and there is no industry
without machines.
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You are simply a minor cog
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in a complex machine
of an entertainment industry
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that operates in concert
with every other industry,
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creating one tremendous
mechanism of profit
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and enterprise.
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If you are summoned
to help the machine,
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you will help the machine.
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Um...
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I have a body of work.
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( chuckles )
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If your work had a body,
it would be riddled with disease.
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You haven't become a sell-out
because no one is buying!
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You're a generic brand
on a forgotten shelf
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marked "sci-fi actor, half price."
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( mutters )
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See, and... whoops.
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I'm ready for the next changeover.
Who's your assistant?
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- I fired him.
- Wray: That's smart.
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- ( buzzing )
- Oh!
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- You're fired.
- What?
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00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:21,458
Yeah, thank God.
Don't say anything else.
249
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,875
Wray, you can't fire me.
250
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,750
- I just did.
- ( Pascal chuckles )
251
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,792
Where will you go?
252
00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,750
There are no countries,
no cultures,
253
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:34,875
just branded peoples
bumbling around,
254
00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:37,959
buying their identities on credit.
255
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:41,792
( chime )
256
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,500
Woman: I have Russell Crowe
for you on line one.
257
00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:47,667
- Who are you?
- I'm your new assistant.
258
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,208
( expletive ).
259
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,667
I got your text.
260
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:54,125
So, what's the job?
261
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,208
Am I a doctor-cop-lawyer?
262
00:11:56,250 --> 00:12:00,417
Wray, I can't just give you a job
on the season's hottest TV show.
263
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,000
I mean, I know that. I just--
264
00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,375
what's the job?
265
00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:06,291
It's a national commercial.
266
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,583
Wray:
Buddy, I am not a sell-out!
267
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:11,208
Hey, there's no sell-outs
anymore, buddy.
268
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,417
We don't call 'em that anymore.
We just call 'em people with money.
269
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:17,667
I just fired my agent for trying
to get me to do a cereal commercial.
270
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,250
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Astros Cereal?
271
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:21,875
- Wray: Yeah.
- Wray, Wray!
272
00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:24,000
I set that up! That was me!
273
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,458
That's the director
for "Doctor Cop Lawyer."
274
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,542
He's shooting that commercial.
275
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,375
Big directors do commercials
all the time.
276
00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:30,708
I knew that, too.
277
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,333
Unfire your agents.
Have them call production.
278
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:38,708
All right, I will unfire them.
Somehow.
279
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,291
I don't think I can unfire them.
280
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,458
- It's a volatile time.
- Pascal!
281
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,792
- Get your ass in gear! Go!
- Yes, sir.
282
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,208
You know what?
I'm just gonna negotiate it myself.
283
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,917
Jack: Hey, you need someone
to negotiate for you, okay?
284
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,041
I don't care if it's a bookie.
285
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,083
I don't care if it's an arms dealer.
286
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,125
I don't care if it's a hobo
with a cell phone.
287
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:02,458
- Get anybody.
- Okay, okay.
288
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,625
I think I know the person.
289
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,250
Bye.
290
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,500
- Woman: Hello?
- Bobbie.
291
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,875
Get out of here, come on!
Go, go, go!
292
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:18,125
- Okay...
- ( yelling indistinctly )
293
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:21,166
( music playing )
294
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,417
The director of the commercial
295
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,708
is also directing
a prestigious drama.
296
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,792
- "Doctor Cop Lawyer."
- Yes, "Doctor Cop Lawyer"!
297
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,417
You'd be the gimpy sidekick.
298
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,000
I wanted to play the lead.
299
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,041
That part has to be played
by a manly man.
300
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,750
( deep voice )
I can be manly.
301
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,500
He must be such a manly man
302
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,291
that there is another man
inside of him.
303
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,417
I'm sorry, I did not bring
an extra adult diaper.
304
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,291
- You can use mine.
- Action!
305
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,291
Astros gives me ten essential--
306
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,333
Cue the satellite!
307
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,291
- Aah!
- Perfect!
308
00:13:53,341 --> 00:13:57,891
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