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Con Man - Episode 11 - "Full Release"
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sync and corrections by sadako415 www.addic7ed.com
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No, it's too damaged.
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- Find a workaround. - No.
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We'll have to drop the shields.
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We don't have shields.
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We don't have shields?
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I'm so cold!
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Why am I so cold?
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I'm naked!
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What the hell is wrong with my dick?
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It's all blurry!
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No! Wait!
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No!
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No. No. No. No. No. No.
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Brenda!
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I'm doctor Chu Hua.
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Astrobiologist on the spaceship Spectrum.
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Duh...
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Jack's not even that good.
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I should have been the famous one.
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You look great!
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Hawaiian shirt? Come on!
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Wray.
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You're wasting time.
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No! Wait!
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Wait!
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Hey, Stutter.
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God, are you still mad about the...
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Outing me. My secret's out.
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- Everybody knows the real me. - Look...
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You're dead.
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I honestly thought everybody knew.
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You're already dying.
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What?
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I'm getting old. God, I'm getting old.
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Making too many mistakes.
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Just too many mistakes.
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Regret!
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Oh, God!
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She's cracking up.
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- You're way too damaged! - No! No!
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Wray? Wray!
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Tiffany!
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Look at you!
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I'm releasing a sequel to my sex tape...
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Will you come to the premiere?
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Why?
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What happened?
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You're just a little girl!
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These should have been our babies.
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Dawn!
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Those aren't babies!
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Those are dolls!
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You want it as much as I do.
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No, I don't.
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Sex is always better with crazy.
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Yes, it is!
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And you're crazy!
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No!
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Yes.
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No! Yes!
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Wray?
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Yes?
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You're the crazy one.
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I'm not the one who's crazy.
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You're the one who's crazy!
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Abandon ship! To the escape pods!
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Well, there's only one left. And as captain...
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I should take it.
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Only the captain goes on.
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Fuck you!
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Hey! You can't use the f-word
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on network television.
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Come on. I'm hanging up.
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Goodbye!
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Goodbye!
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Self destruct in six...
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Five... four...
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- Three... - God!
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Two...
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-One. - Jack. I'm wide awake. I'm here.
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- I'm here. I'm here. - Come over.
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I have the whole episode
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from the Dutch broadcast.
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Thirteen messages?
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Episode of what?
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Spectrum.
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Bobbie?
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Bobbie, what are you doing in my room?
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I just want to see the look
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on your face when I give you good...
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- news! - How did you get in here?
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What good news?
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PJ Haars...
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You know, the creator of Spectrum...
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Yeah, I know who he is.
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Well, he has just released the lost
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episode on Dutch television.
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What?
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Well, that's a terrible face!
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Give me a better one!
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PJ Haars is broadcasting the lost episode
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and it's online!
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It wasn't lost. It was stolen.
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Damn it!
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Did I leave the front door unlocked?
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Well, those are terrible faces!
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Why don't you try smiling?
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It's the lost episode!
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We only shot two days on that episode.
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We were cancelled, PJ Haars lost it,
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he stole the footage.
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What? Is the episode online
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only five minutes long?
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No, I think it was a full episode.
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But every time they post it
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on a site, it crashes.
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I thought you'd have a copy.
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I brought over my projector
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and your landlord has a screen.
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- Dale let you in. - No.
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I broke your bathroom window
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with your lawn chair.
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I also broke your lawn chair.
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What's the deal with him anyway?
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I mean he's nice, but he's a little odd.
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I mean, he's...
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Did he ask you to punch him in the face?
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- No! - He will.
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Don't do it. He's ninety.
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Where are the beer glasses?
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I wanted to toast the occasion.
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Dale, you're not supposed to drink!
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Beer doesn't count!
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I was going to say that...
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He looks really good in red.
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He used to be a stunt lady man.
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Back in the fifties, he would double movie
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actresses before stuntwomen were common.
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Ever since he turned ninety...
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He started to relive his more heroic days.
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He probably jumped out of a moving
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car in that dress for Myrna Loy.
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Bobbie, I'd really like to get dressed.
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Oh, for god's sakes.
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I've seen you naked before.
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- When? - Terrible face!
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Dale, be careful!
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Still got it!
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Shit!
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The whole cast is coming over.
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Stutter's already here.
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He keeps sharpening the kitchen knives.
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I've started hiding them.
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Come over!
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Wray Nerely?
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Doctor Chu Hua calling.
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Just kidding! My costume still fits.
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You should wear yours!
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Are you going to be okay seeing Dawn?
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No...
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Hey, Wray!
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- It's Dawn! - No.
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Hey, it's Tiffany...
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Umm... I hope you're going today.
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I haven't seen you in so long.
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You missed my perfume launch,
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and birthday and my arraignment.
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TTYL.
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Oh, god.
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Hey, Wray.
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It's Dawn.
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The last message was a little off the rails.
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Hey, it's your old friend Stutter.
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Payback's a bitch.
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Just like you are...
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You bitch.
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I can't go... I mean... man.
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What the hell?
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Hey, it's Dawn again.
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Last message got a little crazy...
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Hit me in the face! Closed fists!
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I'm gonna warn you.
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I was Angie Dickinson's sparring partner
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in the made for TV movie
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of the first female prizefighter.
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- What was it called? - Box.
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Tell me when...
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Still got it!
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Oh, that hurts!
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My ears mostly.
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I was the only lady stuntman...
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Who did his own screams.
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The fans have crashed three servers.
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Dale...
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Your ear is bleeding.
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Oh wait, here's a review.
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"Original footage is seamlessly merged
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with new scenes employing
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look-alike Dutch actors."
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"Other times, Haars ingeniously employs
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crude animation and shadow puppets."
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"He leaves in Dutch commercials as a commentary
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on the obsolescence of advertiser based funding."
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"His brilliance on full display."
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We got a lot of things to sign!
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Dale, could you plug this in?
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Oh, my god! Somebody uploaded it to Vimeo.
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I love Vimeo!
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Wait... pay wall.
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Let's set up the projector!
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- It's starting! It's starting! - Okay!
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The screen's too small.
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Haars animated the opening.
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He always hated the original.
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That's sweet.
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Wait a second... I didn't know the
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Dutch people actually wore
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- wooden shoes... What? Hey! -What?
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Dale?
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I asked you to plug it in. Come on.
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I kind of like the new opening!
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Everybody's going over to Jack's to watch it.
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Well then, I think we should go.
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No. No. You...
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It's a cast only...
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- Thing. - Ah, okay.
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Everyone from the original
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cast except of course...
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Bruise Camp Bell.
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It was really nice of Haars
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to dedicate
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the whole episode to the memory of Bruise.
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Did they ever find his body?
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No...
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They figure the sharks got him.
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He was a good guy.
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He was a pretty good guy.
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He was a guy...
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You know what?
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Let me set up your projector.
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Jack's gonna be there.
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- Brenda! - Ah, Brenda.
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Well, is she fat or thin now?
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She said that she's gonna wear her
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original costume from Spectrum to Jack's.
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I couldn't even fit in that.
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Did you know she was the spokesperson
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last year for Pounders Weight Loss?
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Yeah, they only ran the before pictures.
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Never the after.
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- Not a good sign. - Not at all.
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Also Stutter...
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And Tiffany!
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How did such a sweet little girl
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grow up to be such a dumb slut?
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Dale!
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You cannot say that.
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In my day, dumb slut was perfectly acceptable.
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Even a compliment.
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Welcome to the new world.
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Now we call her stupid bitch.
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No! No, we don't!
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- Well, how about whores? - How about a whore?
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Neither of those things!
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Look, she's just a sweet little girl
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who grew up in the spotlight.
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And, every mistake she made...
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Was exposed to the world.
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So was her crotch.
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Hey, Stutter. Is he still pissed off
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that you outed him publicly?
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His message would suggest that he is.
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- Sorry. - You're doing it all wrong!
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Here.
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The only person I hang out with anymore
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is Jack and that's hardly ever anymore.
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I should go.
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Is Dawn gonna be there?
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Yes.
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She will.
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- Well, someone's gonna get laid. - No!
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No, I'm not. She is married now with twins.
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She's as crazy as a...
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- Shit house rat. - Dale!
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- You're gonna get laid. - No I'm not!
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Careful. You don't want another Vegas...
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Screw Vegas.
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You know what? PJ Haars is getting his closure.
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I'm gonna get mine.
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You two...
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Enjoy the episode.
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Dale!
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Still got it!
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Your teeth slid under the couch.
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