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Meanwhile, on "Con Man"...
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I'm gonna whoop your ass, bitch.
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I'm gonna take my fist and stick it up your dick.
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Thank you for your service.
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Okay, thank you...
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Well, I just quit Super Soldiers III.
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You know what? Screw video games.
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I got something better for us to do.
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- What? - A movie.
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You want... You want me in one of your movies?
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I miss working with you, man!
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Are you doing a Spectrum movie?
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No, we're not gonna do a Spectrum movie.
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I've got this appearance
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that I'm supposed to go to tonight
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at Jammer Comics for their grand opening.
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Can you fill in for me?
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- Just say yes. - No...
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- Say yes. - No...
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They're gonna pay you 5000 dollars.
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Yeah, I'll do it.
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Con Man - Episode 9 - "Sinking Feelings"
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Hey, buddy!
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Jack!
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Yo.
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This is Rigamarole,
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and I am gonna huffin' and I'm a puffin'
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and I'm gonna blow your house down
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if you don't open the door, bitch!
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You are trespassing.
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The police have been called
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and the defense system has been armed.
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Dude, stop that. It's freaking me out.
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It's Wray.
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Get down on your knees.
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You have 5 seconds to comply.
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- Jack? - Now!
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Seriously?
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Gotcha!
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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You were actually about to kneel.
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No, I was...
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I was flexing my knees...
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I'm Faith. Come in.
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What's the tail number?
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What?
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- Oh, god. Tell me. - Oh...
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I feel like I know you already.
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Jack talks about you all the time.
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You talking to me, this time?
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Yeah.
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Uh, if you want a swimsuit, we have a
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whole box from Jack's new swimsuit line.
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Jack has a swimsuit line?
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No, I don't need one of those.
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Great. Thank you. Expect him in about 30 minutes.
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Alright.
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- You wanna go swimming? - No. Is he outside?
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He's on his way to the airport.
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What?
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Uh, yeah, Jiro insisted that he take him partying.
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Well, take me.
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In Vegas.
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Jack said you don't do Vegas.
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- Screw Vegas! - Oh, what happened in Vegas?
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I don't wanna talk about it, it's a...
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Did he mention my movie?
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I mean, it's his movie, our movie,
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it's kind of a...
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Any movie? Did he mention any movie?
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He'll call when he gets there.
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No... gross.
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What am I looking at?
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Oh, my god!
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Here... Try this.
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Thank you for your service.
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- Jiro Ono? - Yep.
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- That tastes like fish. - Right?
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So... are you Jack's new girlfriend?
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Oh, no! I'm Jack's new assistant.
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You're thinking of Nina.
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- They're back together again? - Mmm, kinda...
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He's also dating a woman named Martina.
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And someone named Cristina.
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He's doing it again. Last year,
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he dated a Marcy, a Darcy and a Larceny.
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- Larceny? Has to be a stripper. - Yeah.
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It was.
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But her stage name was Pam.
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- Really? Clever. - It's all very strange.
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I mean, it's tough to date in L.A., I find.
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Do you...
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You're too old for me.
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I wasn't saying that!
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Obviously it's on your mind.
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Right. Come on. Grab one of Jack's swimsuits.
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No. I don't want to go swimming.
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Swimming is boring. I'm an adult.
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Uh, that's such an old person thing to say!
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We'll play Marco Polo. That's not boring.
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Marco Polo? I haven't played
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Marco Polo since I was a kid in the 80s.
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I would have thought you'd
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be well into adulthood by then.
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See? I'm getting a lot of mixed signals.
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I feel like that is flirting.
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That's not how I flirt...
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How do you flirt?
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You'd find it boring.
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Marco!
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You're terrible at this.
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- Marco! - Polo!
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Are we even gonna be able to
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hear Jack's call out here?
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It's a really great movie.
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- My movie? - Hey! Close your eyes!
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You open them again, I'm not gonna tell ya.
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Come on, spin around.
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- Spin! - You lied to me.
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I can't believe you know the movie.
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What's the movie?
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Faith... Marco.
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- Polo. - If I catch you, you have to tell me.
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Good luck!
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- Marco. Marco. - Polo. Polo.
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- Marco. Marco? - Polo.
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Polo.
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Marco!
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You have to say it!
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Marco. Marco.
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Polo.
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"Spectrum".
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The TV show.
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The movie.
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Jack wants to make a movie of Spectrum.
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- That's what he told me. - Spectrum?
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With the original cast?
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Have you seen...
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The original cast lately?
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- I shouldn't have told you. - Spectrum!
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No!
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No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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Wray?
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I don't know you well enough, Wray.
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Is this what you do when you're happy?
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You kicked me in the throat!
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I was worried about you!
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So you kicked me in the throat?
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I hate Spectrum.
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Okay, calm down. You're being a little childish.
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Hear me say it. I hate it.
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I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
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I wanted anything. I wanted a thriller,
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I wanted a comedy, I wanted...
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An action movie.
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I would have done an arthouse movie
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with really hot actresses in it that are
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playing all naked but you can't enjoy it
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because they're oppressed or moody
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or having sex with Ben Kingsley.
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I... I don't care! Anything! Anything!
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Anything but Spectrum.
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Spectrum?
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I just want to die alone.
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- Are you aiming for my throat? - Stop sinking!
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I'm sorry. Come on. Sit down.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Wray, you have to tell Jack.
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No, god...
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He loves Spectrum more than anybody.
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- Because it was a great show. - I know.
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It was the best thing that I've ever done.
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And that's the problem.
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I feel like...
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A band that had one hit song and
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now they've just been touring for 10 years.
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I'm The Knack. I'm The Knack
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singing "My Sharona" city after city...
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But it's sci-fi.
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You just did "Justify". That's not sci-fi.
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- Yeah. - You saw that?
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It was supposed to be a 5 episode arc.
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But then they killed me. I keep dying.
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Why does Hollywood want me dead?
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Okay, you were in that
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Abraham Lincoln movie with Daniel Day-Lewis.
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I did the Abraham Lincoln movie...
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With vampires.
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Oh, right.
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It just stuffs me deeper into the pigeon hole.
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When people say that you've
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been stuffed into a pigeon hole,
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it is not the hole that pigeons live in.
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So what does it mean?
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It is the hole in the pigeon.
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- Butthole. - Yeah, no, I got that.
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If that's Jack, don't tell him I'm here.
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- It sure is. - Don't tell him I'm here. No.
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Don't... I can't talk to him right now.
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Yeah, I gotta go...
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To a comic book store opening.
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Because that's the kind of thing...
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That I do.
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- Hey, Jack. - Hey, is he there yet?
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- He just left. - Oh, shit.
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Look, I mean this in the nicest way possible...
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Is he a little unbalanced?
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He just needs a job.
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Once he hears about Spectrum, he'll be fine.
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Hey, I don't think this is Jiro Ono.
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Then who is it?
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Oh, maybe we should crack a window.
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That's not a good smell.
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