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Con Man - Episode 8 - "Voiced Over"
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sync and corrections by sadako415
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Alright guys, great battle attacks.
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We're just gonna take a second,
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alright?
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Man, that was amazing. Milo, that (attack yell)...
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- That was fucking amazing.
- Thanks man, yeah, but what about Jerry's (attack yell)?
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Yeah.
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Thank you for your service, soldier.
Thank you for your service, soldier.
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Thanking me for my service, soldier...
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I actually thought that doing
video games was beneath me...
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- Okay, Wray?
- Yeah?
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We're moving on. This is the
biggest battle in the video game.
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Milo...
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Stay with your character, Sawtooth.
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Jerry, you're good with Gutterdog.
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Wray...
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We gonna switch this up a little bit.
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Okay? Instead of doing Razorburn,
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we want you to read...
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Marion.
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Excus... Marion?
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Yes, Marion.
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He's in your script.
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He shows up in the battle now.
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Is Marion a guy?
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Yes, yes.
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The producers tell me that he is.
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Well, look, your voice...
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Has this unique quality that we
think is going to be more effective...
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With the Marion storyline.
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Is he still a Super Soldier though?
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It's the name of the video game.
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Alright, Milo you're up.
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Go.
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Time's up!
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Game over.
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Time's up! Game...
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Over.
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Time's up!
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Game over.
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Nice.
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Nice. Now, Jerry, line 35.
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Die in pain.
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Die in pain!
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Die in pain!
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Perfect.
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Okay, Wray. You are up, line 40.
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I'm scared!
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This hurts!
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I'm scared!
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This hurts!
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I'm scared!
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This hurts.
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Okay, Wray. We're gonna give you a
little background on your character.
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You are bleeding...
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From a gunshot wound...
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To the rectum.
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The rectum?
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Yes, rectum.
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- Okay...
- Okay, so you think you might die.
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This is gonna be take two.
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Pain,
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fear.
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I'm scared, this...
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Hurts. I'm scared...
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This... hurts!
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I'm scared, this hurts!
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- Yes, you made me feel it.
- That...
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- Good.
- I definitely felt it too.
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It was like menstrual cramps.
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Okay, we're gonna do another round, gentlemen.
Just like that. Keep that intensity.
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Ready?
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Your entrails are...
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Your ex-trails.
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Your entrails
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are your ex-trails.
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Yes. Jerry.
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Stop breathing!
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Stop breathing!
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The choke's on you.
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Nice.
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Great, great ad lib.
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You're choking him and taunting him, yes.
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- Ok, Wray. Continuing on.
- Umm, sorry, can I... Quick question.
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Is Marion showing courage here
by leading the others to safety?
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Let's hide!
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No...
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No. Still bleeding from the rectum.
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You're afraid.
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Dig deep.
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And...
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Let's hide...
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Let's hide!
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Let's hid... Let's hide!
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Let's all of us hide!
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Hide me!
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Let's hide and recupe.
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And heal our wounds.
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Gain strength and then take it to the enemy!
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No ad libs.
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He just ad libbed!
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Yeah, let's move on.
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More punches.
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More kicks.
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Down the line, starting with Milo.
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I fell on my keys!
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I'm allergic to nuts!
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I'm not doing this anymore!
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I'm not doing it. I'm done! This is...
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Marion's lines suck!
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Alright, one second.
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- Are you ser... Have you ever seen anything like this before?
- I thought it was great.
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You just gotta commit to it. Just commit.
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- Sell it.
- Okay, Wray?
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Here's the thing.
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Your voice.
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It doesn't naturally convey strength.
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Well not when I'm given...
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Not when I'm given lines
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like...
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"The salt in my tears
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is stinging my cuts".
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That...
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I believe.
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- That was beautiful.
- Can I try something else? Can I try...
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A different voice. I can do different voices.
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Let me just try a different voice
that is maybe a little bit more manly,
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- a little different from my own.
- One last chance.
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Thank you.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm gonna whoop your ass, bitch.
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I'm gonna take my fist and stick it up your dick.
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I'm gonna punch you in the teeth,
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you'll swallow them and come out in your poop.
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You slimy, slumpy, stumpy,
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shitty poo... Bitch!
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Wray.
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Thank you for your service.
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Okay, thank you for... the service.
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Hey buddy!
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Hey buddy! What are you doing?
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Well, I just quit Super Soldiers III.
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- Why?
- Yeah, cuz they're...
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And I...
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They didn't appreciate...
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- The racist.
- What?
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Is there a Japanese guy
juggling knives back there?
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Yeah, I flew...
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Hiro Ono in from Japan to
teach me how to make sushis...
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He's smashed on sake, so am I. You should be too.
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Oh, that's Jiro Ono.
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You know what? Screw video games.
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I got something better for us to do.
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- What?
- A movie.
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You want... You want me in one of your movies?
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Are you kidding me?
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I mean, I can... I can... I...
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You know I'm umm...
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I'm tech avail,
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but I can check my schedule.
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I mean, Spectrum was so long ago
now, man. I miss working with you.
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- Come on over, we'll talk about it.
- Okay.
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- I'll be over in a few.
- Come over right now!
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I miss working with you, man!
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I miss working with you, man!
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- Are you kidding me?
- Hey, Nerely.
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- Hey man, hold up.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey listen.
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Yeah, hold on, hold on a second, I...
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That, was some balls and shit, man.
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I mean, just walking right out of there, very...
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Un-Marion-like,
but yo...
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Respect, man. I get it.
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Yeah, you know...
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They asked me to leave.
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I thought the security guard was unnecessary...
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- A bit excessive, but...
- Yeah.
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Hold on.
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That...
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Listen, I've got this appearance
that I'm supposed to go to tonight
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at Jammer Comics for their grand opening.
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I can't make it. I've got this date...
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Can you fill in for me?
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Wait...
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It's really simple.
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You just sign some shit. You got a panel
with a bunch of other voiceover actors.
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Really easy.
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Did you already tell them that I'm doing it?
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No, I just... I got the idea...
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Inside. When I heard you doing that last voice.
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- The guy with a fissure in his ass?
- No. No, no, no, no.
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It was the last voice.
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The Rigamarole voice.
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- You know Rigamarole?
- I know Rigamarole.
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- Nobody knows Rigamarole!
- I know Rigamarole! I didn't know he was a white guy!
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"What's up, bitch?"
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is my all time favorite cartoon.
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And Rigamarole was my favorite character.
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And they put them on the end of these...
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VHS
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Truck and Tractor Pull blooper tapes.
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Yeah, monster trucks were huge down in
Orange County, man. I love that shit.
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I don't... I never knew what
they did with "What's up, bitch?".
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I... I thought they had just dug
a hole in the New Mexico desert
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and just chucked ever copy in there.
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- Yeah.
- I did four voices on that thing. I did Taj...
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Who rode into the village
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and he'd eat pieces of his goat.
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Do Rigamarole.
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- I'll do Rigamarole.
- Break it down.
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Rigamarole would break it down, wouldn't he?
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He'd break it down, girl! Oh, look at you.
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Oh, damn. You like a sack of potatoes,
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except none of them peeled.
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Oh, shit. You sweet and salty.
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I'm gonna rub something on ya...
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It's wet and sticky,
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make your limp bits bumpy,
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and scratches my face with your pussy!
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You're gonna kill it tonight, man. Hey, have fun.
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People gonna love you.
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Wait, wait. No, no, no.
I'm not... I can't... Look.
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I...
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Thank you, but...
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But no.
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Why?
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- Why?
- Why...
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Because...
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Look, I'm...
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I'm making a movie
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with Jack Moore and...
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Ahh! You son of a... What the f...?
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Wait a minute. Are you doing a Spectrum movie?
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No, we're not gonna do a Spectrum movie.
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I mean, I don't...
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That was a TV show, okay?
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We're gonna do...
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We're gonna do... A... A... A...
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Another movie. A Hollywood movie.
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So what's the other movie you're doing?
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It's a big... Big Hollywood...
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Ahh damn it!
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Look, I can't talk about it, because we are...
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We're in, umm...
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We're in pre pro and...
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Whenever I'm in like in pro, or like you know...
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- Post mid to post pro.
- So you can go tonight.
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Great, you can go tonight.
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- No...
- Just say yes.
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- No...
- Say yes.
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- No...
- They're gonna pay you 5000 dollars.
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Yeah, I'll do it.
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- Thank you, I owe you!
- You don't wear a helmet?
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No!
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God damn it.
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God damn it!
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Son of a bitch!
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