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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,147 --> 00:00:02,033 Meanwhile, on "Con Man" 2 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:05,356 I have the script! It's a western! Clint Eastwood! 3 00:00:05,366 --> 00:00:08,171 Hush it down! No one is supposed to know about this. 4 00:00:08,181 --> 00:00:10,972 - I'm Karen. - The convention sent over a personal assistant. 5 00:00:10,982 --> 00:00:13,072 She's dressed just like me. 6 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:15,256 I just came to get my... lucky pen back. 7 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:17,309 - Is that his pen? - No, it is not. 8 00:00:17,319 --> 00:00:20,789 You are insinuating that Mr. Nerely is a petty thief. Leave the line now! 9 00:00:20,799 --> 00:00:22,217 Is that my script? 10 00:00:22,227 --> 00:00:24,505 - That was in my pocket. - Yeah, so was your wallet. 11 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:27,800 I needed to get some cash so I can make extra copies. 12 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:31,676 I think Clint wouldn't mind if I rehearsed with you. 13 00:00:31,686 --> 00:00:33,935 Okay, hush, hush. Please. 14 00:00:33,945 --> 00:00:36,245 Con Man - Episode 3 - "Behind the Lines" 15 00:00:36,255 --> 00:00:38,632 sync and corrections by sadako415 www.addic7ed.com 16 00:00:50,775 --> 00:00:52,121 - Oh, perfect. - Oh, Great. 17 00:00:52,131 --> 00:00:53,742 - Here. - This is wonderful. 18 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,886 Lights, camera, action! 19 00:00:57,569 --> 00:00:58,669 You sit here. 20 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:01,202 So let me just sort of set... 21 00:01:01,212 --> 00:01:02,969 The stage for you, alright? 22 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:03,979 Now. 23 00:01:04,510 --> 00:01:06,746 The wagon train has been attacked by Indians. 24 00:01:06,993 --> 00:01:08,737 - I know. - Okay, there are dead bodies... 25 00:01:08,747 --> 00:01:10,939 everywhere thrown around like dirt! 26 00:01:10,949 --> 00:01:14,121 This way, that way, they're all over... they're spread apart. 27 00:01:14,131 --> 00:01:15,090 Okay? 28 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,054 And... 29 00:01:16,064 --> 00:01:17,386 We're tired. 30 00:01:17,396 --> 00:01:18,876 And we're very thirsty. 31 00:01:19,463 --> 00:01:21,220 And we're scared. 32 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:23,017 But we're still alive. 33 00:01:23,389 --> 00:01:24,389 Echo! 34 00:01:27,311 --> 00:01:28,311 Buzzards... 35 00:01:30,374 --> 00:01:32,154 Think they know what we don't? 36 00:01:32,863 --> 00:01:34,483 It's been days, Tucker. 37 00:01:35,490 --> 00:01:36,949 What should we do? 38 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:38,117 Nothing. 39 00:01:38,127 --> 00:01:40,461 - Not til Cody... - He's dead. 40 00:01:40,471 --> 00:01:41,998 Everyone is dead. 41 00:01:42,008 --> 00:01:44,066 No, Cody made it out. 42 00:01:44,775 --> 00:01:46,438 Cody made it out! 43 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,094 Tucker, I can't see. 44 00:01:49,104 --> 00:01:51,345 - I can't see. I can't see anything. - Be still. 45 00:01:51,355 --> 00:01:52,709 - Be still. - Is that you? 46 00:01:52,719 --> 00:01:54,891 Be still. Be still. 47 00:01:56,353 --> 00:01:58,487 You're... you're bleeding again. 48 00:01:59,421 --> 00:02:01,299 You smell that? 49 00:02:02,684 --> 00:02:03,834 That's... 50 00:02:03,844 --> 00:02:06,223 That's my wound that's infected. 51 00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:07,402 Stop it! 52 00:02:07,412 --> 00:02:09,837 Bobbie, what are you doing? 53 00:02:10,336 --> 00:02:13,866 You're supposed to be playing an old man. A dying old cook! 54 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:16,415 Well I thought Cookie was a sassy prostitute. 55 00:02:16,425 --> 00:02:17,949 Where are you getting that? 56 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:19,779 "Crusted chili... 57 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:21,592 Baked into his beard". 58 00:02:21,602 --> 00:02:25,111 - That is... it is not in the lines. - No, it's not always in the lines. 59 00:02:25,121 --> 00:02:28,225 It's what behind the lines. 60 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,235 Yeah. 61 00:02:29,538 --> 00:02:33,120 I got that tip on the set of "Kojak". 62 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:35,101 From Mr. Telly Savalas. 63 00:02:36,784 --> 00:02:39,760 That wasn't the only tip that he gave me that day. 64 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:41,239 He was a big tipper. 65 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:44,927 I wanna... I wanna work on this alone. 66 00:02:45,485 --> 00:02:46,425 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 67 00:02:46,435 --> 00:02:48,102 - Okay. - Well, uh... 68 00:02:48,112 --> 00:02:50,788 Let me give you a little lesson, alright? 69 00:02:50,798 --> 00:02:54,302 Acting is half reacting. 70 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:55,977 Watch my snuffs. 71 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:08,988 No, you've got to be kidding me... 72 00:03:08,998 --> 00:03:10,597 How did... Bobbie! 73 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:17,407 I'll rip out your heart and show it to your dying aunt! 74 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:23,564 - Die, human! - Jerry? 75 00:03:23,574 --> 00:03:24,633 Jerry! 76 00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:27,888 Jerry, stop it, man! 77 00:03:30,342 --> 00:03:32,004 Oh, I got you so good! 78 00:03:33,139 --> 00:03:35,564 - You were so scared. - I was not. 79 00:03:35,574 --> 00:03:38,229 - Yes you were. - I knew it was you, it's that... 80 00:03:38,508 --> 00:03:41,136 Character you did for that video game. 81 00:03:42,334 --> 00:03:44,073 Hey, missed you in Vegas. 82 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:45,780 Screw Vegas. 83 00:03:47,056 --> 00:03:49,539 - This thing stinks. - Yeah, it a little bit... 84 00:03:49,549 --> 00:03:52,277 Steamer than the mo caps do it. 85 00:03:52,287 --> 00:03:53,487 Kinda smells like... 86 00:03:54,023 --> 00:03:55,245 Wolf urine... 87 00:03:55,255 --> 00:03:57,007 Bree. I like it. 88 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:02,021 Oh, I'm broken. 89 00:04:02,585 --> 00:04:03,830 It's the back? 90 00:04:04,253 --> 00:04:05,595 I got something for that. 91 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:07,712 You dick. 92 00:04:07,722 --> 00:04:09,697 I have to record an audition this... oh, hey! 93 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:12,534 Can you help me record an audition this weekend, for a movie? 94 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,523 For a Clint Eastwood 95 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:15,735 Western? 96 00:04:15,745 --> 00:04:17,796 - Why are you whispering? - Because... 97 00:04:17,806 --> 00:04:19,195 It's top secret. 98 00:04:19,205 --> 00:04:20,809 Nobody can know about it. 99 00:04:21,312 --> 00:04:22,412 Does Clint know? 100 00:04:23,604 --> 00:04:24,604 Oh, there it is. 101 00:04:24,978 --> 00:04:25,978 Here. 102 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:29,273 Cures what ails ya. 103 00:04:29,283 --> 00:04:30,793 I don't know, man... 104 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,701 Is... is it strong? 105 00:04:33,711 --> 00:04:34,826 Nah! 106 00:04:34,836 --> 00:04:36,787 Unless you're drinking, you know. 107 00:04:36,797 --> 00:04:39,634 - Well, I'm not drinking. - Alright, I'm gonna be doing a little 108 00:04:39,644 --> 00:04:41,918 cross species breeding this weekend. 109 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:46,921 Yeah, that requires a lot of booze. 110 00:04:49,591 --> 00:04:52,032 See you in about 20 at that thing with people, right? 111 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,059 Yeah, yeah, give me a little bit. 112 00:05:05,508 --> 00:05:06,444 Hey, hey! 113 00:05:06,454 --> 00:05:09,402 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, buddy, how's it going, man? 114 00:05:09,412 --> 00:05:10,594 Oh, I'm bored. 115 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:13,250 Finally have a day off and relax and it feels like failure. 116 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,742 - Why aren't you here man, you cancelled. - No. 117 00:05:15,752 --> 00:05:18,157 My assistant cancelled. He's not working out. 118 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:19,633 I wish I was there with you. 119 00:05:19,643 --> 00:05:21,677 I wish I was there. Hey! 120 00:05:22,053 --> 00:05:24,084 Man, I have an audition 121 00:05:24,094 --> 00:05:25,623 with Clint Eastwood... 122 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:26,995 For a western. 123 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:28,440 And I was wondering... 124 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,714 If you knew him. 125 00:05:29,724 --> 00:05:33,001 I don't know... maybe put in a good word for me? 126 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,026 All famous people don't know all other famous people, Wray. 127 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:40,015 But yeah, I know him. He borrowed my lawnmower. He owes me a favor. 128 00:05:40,025 --> 00:05:41,569 Seriously, dude, thank you so much! 129 00:05:41,579 --> 00:05:42,699 Mr. Moore? 130 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,481 I still can't find the lawnmower. 131 00:05:44,491 --> 00:05:45,414 Esta bien? 132 00:05:45,424 --> 00:05:47,374 Armand, it's rocks. Don't mow rocks. 133 00:05:48,512 --> 00:05:50,004 Sabe chicos jugar al poker? 134 00:05:50,014 --> 00:05:52,950 Si, I love poker. You know I speak English, I went to USC. 135 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,383 Lo se. Huevo. Okay, I'm gonna go with win some free landscaping off these trabajadores. 136 00:05:56,393 --> 00:05:58,321 - Let's go, Armand. - Thank you. Thank you, man. 137 00:05:58,331 --> 00:05:59,331 You bet. 138 00:06:11,149 --> 00:06:12,987 These are the platinum members. 139 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,154 Talk to each table for 15 minutes. When the bell rings... 140 00:06:16,164 --> 00:06:18,868 - Switch tables. - I'm not that interesting. 141 00:06:19,425 --> 00:06:22,344 People here to have fun, Wray. Be fun. 142 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,240 Remember, Lieutenant... 143 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,928 - Be who they think you are. - No, that didn't work. 144 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,543 Then just be yourself. 145 00:06:30,722 --> 00:06:32,346 Just be yourself... 146 00:06:32,356 --> 00:06:34,170 I can do that. Thank you. 147 00:06:35,008 --> 00:06:36,358 Be myself. 148 00:06:45,315 --> 00:06:47,178 - Thank you. - Smile. 149 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,944 So... 150 00:06:51,281 --> 00:06:53,337 Anybody have any questions? 151 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:57,473 - Yeah. - Are you guys going to make a "Spectrum" movie? 152 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,201 God, I hope not. 153 00:07:00,759 --> 00:07:01,909 Any other questions? 154 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,537 - Nothing? - So, after "Spectrum"... 155 00:07:05,547 --> 00:07:08,450 What's your favorite sci-fi project that you've done? 156 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:09,876 Oh, well "Galactic Justice"... 157 00:07:09,886 --> 00:07:12,043 That one... that one blew. 158 00:07:12,737 --> 00:07:14,493 "Timejackers"... that one suck. 159 00:07:14,503 --> 00:07:16,061 "Infil 1" sucked, 160 00:07:16,071 --> 00:07:19,187 "Infil 2" sucked even more, but... 161 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:22,698 They didn't suck any more near as bad as the prequel 162 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,635 "Into the Womb, Back to the Fetus". 163 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,918 The alien baby was awesome! 164 00:07:27,928 --> 00:07:31,734 I bet you think that about all babies because you're about to have one. 165 00:07:32,806 --> 00:07:33,789 One what? 166 00:07:33,799 --> 00:07:35,511 One what? 167 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:39,030 If you could do any movie, 168 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,970 what superhero would you be? 169 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:44,426 I can do any movie, it wouldn't be a superhero movie. I would do a Cohen brothers movie... 170 00:07:44,436 --> 00:07:46,704 I would do a Wes Anderson movie... 171 00:07:46,714 --> 00:07:47,963 You don't like sci-fi? 172 00:07:48,438 --> 00:07:50,227 Gotta be honest with you... 173 00:07:53,088 --> 00:07:54,762 I hate sci-fi. 174 00:07:55,304 --> 00:07:56,627 Nerely, what... 175 00:07:57,136 --> 00:08:00,095 Come on! Who's ready for some hard stuff? 176 00:08:01,037 --> 00:08:02,171 It's unanimous. 177 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:06,472 Lose the flask, Bilbo. 178 00:08:07,436 --> 00:08:08,957 Let's do this! 179 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,684 Everybody on the dance floor! 180 00:08:20,549 --> 00:08:22,698 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 181 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,843 Have you... have you seen her? 182 00:08:24,853 --> 00:08:28,246 This is the best... the best Belaran costume I have ever seen. 183 00:08:28,256 --> 00:08:29,769 Ever since, uh... 184 00:08:29,779 --> 00:08:31,627 "We will not be aired, never seen up lens" 185 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,801 Scariest race in "Spectrum". 186 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,615 Sorry, I made you some bourbon balls. 187 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:38,748 - Yeah? - Yeah. 188 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:40,930 - That is very nice of you. - I hope you like them. 189 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:43,832 How do you put bourbon into balls? 190 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:45,380 Carefully. 191 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:48,662 - She's shy. - Yeah, okay. 192 00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:50,285 - Alright. - No, no. 193 00:08:50,295 --> 00:08:53,575 - Wait, what are you doing with my bourbon balls? - I'll keep these for you. 194 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,246 Then let's just drink some bourbon! 195 00:08:57,256 --> 00:08:58,256 Yes! 196 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:01,473 - Bourbon for Mr. Nerely. - Come on, everybody! 197 00:09:10,161 --> 00:09:14,740 You are crazy, man. You look just like that fucking guy who was in the other bar. 198 00:09:15,605 --> 00:09:17,307 Andy Serkis... 199 00:09:17,317 --> 00:09:19,588 What's so great about Andy Serkis? 200 00:09:19,982 --> 00:09:22,523 Circuses are for clowns. 201 00:09:24,304 --> 00:09:27,721 You know what I have never seen at any circus? 202 00:09:28,063 --> 00:09:31,320 And I have been to circuses in all over the world... 203 00:09:32,009 --> 00:09:34,214 You know what I haven't seen 204 00:09:34,224 --> 00:09:35,991 at any circus? 205 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,371 Your penis. 206 00:09:43,637 --> 00:09:46,133 You know, it's the corporatization of America. 207 00:09:46,885 --> 00:09:49,056 You know? I mean they come in. 208 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,695 All the studios are corporations now. 209 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,420 They... 210 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:56,867 Are retarded... 211 00:09:56,877 --> 00:09:57,877 Art. 212 00:09:58,491 --> 00:10:00,236 Exactly! 213 00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:03,933 Retarding it all up. 214 00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:08,533 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 14897

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