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Meanwhile, on "Con Man"...
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Are you Wray Nerely?
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Eh, no. I am not...
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Jack Moore. You guys, you're like best friends, right?
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Retard.
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To impede or hinder.
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Those fans are retarding me.
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Be who they think you are.
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Sean Astin? Is that your seat?
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- Yeah. - I am not moving.
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What the hell, man.
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- Sir, I need you to take your seat, please.
- Yes?
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Excuse me, sir. You wouldn't happen to be a sci-fi fan, would you?
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Fuck off.
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I think this man needs some warm nuts and maybe a towel.
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- Hot, hot, hot towels. - Sir...
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Con Man - Episode 2 - "Cash Poor"
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sync and corrections by sadako415 www.addic7ed.com
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Nerely!
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Don't eat them.
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Bobbie!
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What are you doing in my room?
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I wanted to make sure you got in okay.
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I'm not okay. I'm not okay. Look!
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I'm broken.
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Here.
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Why don't I get you something from the medicine chest.
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- Oh, god... - Promoters say they're very, very sorry.
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This is the cost difference between first class
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and coach, minus my 15%. Here.
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Could you just put it on the table? I wanna let it cool off a little bit.
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Okay. Oh...
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There's a script for you.
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- It's just a non-disclosure agreement... - No, no...
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- I have the script! - Bobbie...
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- It's a western! With Clint Eastwood! - Hush it down!
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Hush it down, no one...
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Is supposed to know about this.
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Well, I can know! I'm like your agent.
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No, no you're not.
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- My agent is like my agent. - I'm like your manager.
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No, you're like my science fiction convention booker
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because that's what you do. You book me at science fiction conventions.
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This has nothing to do with you.
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I happen...
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To have almost been in a little Clint Eastwood movie
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called "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly".
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- Really? - Yeah, I auditioned for the ugly.
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He even had a nickname for me...
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"Dirty, hairy...
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and mouthy".
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Hey... Wray...
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- Come on, I know I can help you with this. Here... - No.
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Have a little bit of wine, I think it's very expensive...
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Alcohol makes my face bloat,
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I have to play 30 for this role.
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Oh, boy. That's a stretch...
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- Hey, move over. Come on, let's go over the script together. - No.
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- No, Bobbie. - No, really,
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I think there's a part in there for me.
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- No! - Why? Come on, what are you, in pain?
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Why are you watching Spectrum?
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Oh, the hotel channel
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they're doing a whole marathon,
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- in your honor. They are big fans. - You know...
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science fiction is supposed to be about the future.
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Why are the fans so obsessed with the past?
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I'm almost out!
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- Who's that? - Oh, the convention sent over a personal assistant.
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How long has she been in there?
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She's sick.
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- Poopy sick. - Poopy sick?
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Is she a volunteer?
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Volunteers are all fans.
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Well, everybody is a fan, Wray!
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- Don't do that. - What?
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Your flattery retards my art.
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Okay? It retards it right up.
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Hello, Mr. Nerely.
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I'm Karen.
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You're dressed just like me... She's dressed...
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Just like me.
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Well...
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The shoes are off.
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How is that possible?
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Someone posted a picture of you online from the airport.
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And this way if stalkers are following you...
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I can draw them away because they'll think I am you. Plus...
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We're a team, right?
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Yeah, there's... there's no reason for this...
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There'll never ever be a reason...
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For a decoy...
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Is that smell you?
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I'm sorry.
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I think it was the Belaran bourbon balls someone brought to the party last night.
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I do need a fan, now, Bobbie, I need one
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that spins and moves the air around.
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Oh, come on, Wray, it's not that bad.
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Let's go.
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Such a little girl...
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-
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Karen?
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- Karen? - Karen had to crap a bunch more.
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Wray! Look at that line!
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I'm right over there.
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I'm signing autographs just a couple of tables down from you.
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- You're signing? - Yes!
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You know, I haven't always been a talent booker.
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I was in 12 sci-fi films.
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Okay... 6.
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3.
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2...
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One.
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Look...
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I'm still getting back spasms.
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Hey...
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Is Spastic...
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Seasonal Pem(mumbles)...
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- (continues mumbling) a thing? - Yeah, it's a thing.
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I had an aunt once was lousy with that stuff.
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Hi, sorry, I'm good.
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Good. Alright?
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Okay, are we ready, team?
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Let's go!
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Oh, yeah, I'm on my own.
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Okay, look, I've got an audition soon.
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I want to rehearse, so we need to get through this line fast.
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Let's see what you got.
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I love you, Wray!
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Is that you?
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Yes, it is.
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Did they not have photography back then?
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Oh...
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Hey.
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You again. You want me to finish signing your shirt?
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You know, no... I'm alright... with that.
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I just came to get my lucky pen back... from ya.
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Sir, would you like an autograph?
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No, I have so many, they're actually... very heavy... in this...
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Tote.
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That... was given to me by Jason Momoa,
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the good Conan, so... if you could just give it back...
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That is why I am here.
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Is that his pen?
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No, it is not.
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You know? Cash... would return the pen.
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Really?
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Oh...
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My name is Wray.
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This is my pen.
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- No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
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- No it isn't. No, it's not.
- Is. Is too!
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Sir, you are insinuating that Mr. Nerely is a liar,
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a petty thief, and an arrogant asshole.
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Leave the line now!
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Damn!
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Next.
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Hi.
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Oh, my god...
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How ya doing?
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I'm a hugger, come on up here.
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Sir?
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- I need you to let go. - Okay.
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I'm so sorry.
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- I'll bring my taser next time. - Okay.
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Next.
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Hello.
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Can you make it out to Kevin?
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Okay.
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To Kevin...
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Here we go.
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- Can you just hand it to me? - Yes, there you go.
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Thank you very much.
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Next.
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You write something for me?
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I think... I know what you want me to write.
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I...
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Will...
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Willlllll...
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Seeeeeeee...
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Youuuu...
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In helllllllllllll!
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Your show...
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helped me to forget
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what happened to my village.
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I burn it down.
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Thank you.
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You are an angel...
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from the hell.
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Let's go.
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Oh my god, that was amazing. You are a machine!
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- Thank you, thank you. - You're a machine!
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I just...
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A soft serve machine.
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Remind me not to have any of those bourbon balls while I'm here.
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Is that my script?
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- That was in my pocket. - Yeah, so was your wallet.
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I needed to get some cash so I could make extra copies.
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- It's Clint Eastwood!
- Hush.
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Hush it down.
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No one is supposed to know about this.
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Well I think Clint...
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Wouldn't mind if I rehearsed with you.
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Okay, hush.
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Hush, please.
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Please.
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Keep your voice down.
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I am a professional actress.
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I have been in films,
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television,
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plays,
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circuses,
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training videos,
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commercials and snuff films.
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So, I think I can be trusted
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to run an audition with you.
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Did you say snuff films?
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Yes, we botched the ending though...
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Okay...
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I will leave this with you if you keep quiet.
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- Yes! Okay. - Hush. Let's go.
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