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Operation Elect Fitz is 24 hours old
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and I'm not even on the ballot.
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You need to tell Larry that
I'm your campaign manager!
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I think we can all agree that
I am most qualified for the job.
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You're not in the computer.
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According to this,
you don't even exist.
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I merely suggested to some
people I know at City Hall
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that if Fitz was somehow
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accidentally deleted from the system,
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maybe they'd get a little raise.
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You stole that Wurlitzer from my shop!
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I want it back!
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If you guys had any real claim
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to some jukebox you think I have,
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you'd have called the cops by now.
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Who needs the cops?
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I got the gay mafia.
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What the fuck are you
doing here anyway?
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I need my birth certificate -
And not the fake one!
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I want out of Miami with my Wurlitzer!
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Brotherfuckers!
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Richard Fitzpatrick
makes good on a promise -
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any promise -
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I have to come down here
and see it for myself.
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Blah blah, unrequited,
blah blah, sign!
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Well, congratulations.
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No thanks to you.
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Prove it.
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Maybe later.
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Right now I've got an election to win.
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What is the presentif you ignore the past?
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I'll tell you what it is.
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A fuck of a lot more fun.
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Remember that famous story
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of the guy who had ablast following tradition
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and doing what he was told
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every day of hiskick-ass life?
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The repairs are complete.
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Your humble chariot awaits.
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If you'd please...
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Of course you don't.
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Because that guy doesn't exist.
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Tradition's for jerk offs.
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Brown nosers who let dead people
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tell them how to run their shit.
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Salam aleikum!
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Your sayara is ready.
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It's good, right?
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Atta boy.
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Three more to go.
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Is that?
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The local Imam?
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You bet your ass it is.
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And I just sold him this SUV.
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What? Gotta celebrate
with a new customers.
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It's tradition.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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We need more signs.
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We can't afford more signs.
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Signage is so two thousand and ten.
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The future?
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It's in t-shirts.
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Huh?
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It's like a sign...
you can wear.
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Want one?
I got a thousand.
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Tell me you paid for them yourself.
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No, Fitzy covered it.
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Could have.
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Things got kind of hazy
after that second eight ball.
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It was a victory party.
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You haven't won anything yet!
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And you can't if your
campaign chest is empty.
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Hey, one man calls the shots
around here.
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And his name rhymes with tits.
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Fitz!
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You're my campaign manager.
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Manage to get me some bread.
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Fear not.
As co-manager-
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Ha!
Co-manager?
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More like assistant tampon.
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Mean.
And I have a solution.
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With my research -
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that Dot didn't do -
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I found out that over half
of the city councillors
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are members of Glenn
Downs Country Club.
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They control local politics.
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If we get them on side we'll win.
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I hate to rain on Larry's pride parade
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but the Glen Downs?
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You?
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You think I can't hobnob old money?
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How should I put this?
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You're cotton blend, they're vicu�a.
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Screw you.
And whatever vicu�a is.
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I agree.
With less strong language.
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And vicu�a is rare, luxury wool.
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Huh.
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I'll have them eating out
of my palm by sundown.
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Bullshit.
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You don't have a virgin
corn hole's chance
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in a fag bar.
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It's on his tab.
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Fuck that and fuck you.
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I could charm the shit out
of those country club pricks.
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Prick charmer, huh?
Go ahead.
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Tickle their balls with your chin.
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Gotta make some sacrifices
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if you're getting
into politics, right?
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You hear that, old man?
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It's the end.
And it's coming.
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Nothing left for you to do
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but try to find your glory days
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in the bottom of a bottle.
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You think you're the
only one with plans, kid?
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Only thing you ever had
was your dealership.
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And now you got shit.
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I'm gonna get it back.
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How you gonna do that?
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'Nother round for the has been.
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Making big plans is thirsty work.
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I'll say hi to the
country club for you.
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You do that.
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You tell 'em Ken Fitzpatrick
sends his fondest regards.
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If you insist on doing this,
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you're going to need some of
my beauty queen etiquette
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to spit and polish your rough edges.
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Sounds like a blowjob.
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Thank you for proving my point.
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The country club's bylaws
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clearly state a strict dress code.
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And I don't think we should have
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jumped the fence to get in.
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Quit being such a little bitch, Larry.
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Yeah, Larry.
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We must respect their traditions
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in order to earn their acceptance.
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They're not Indians,
ass-magnet.
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I gotta take a leak.
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No, no!
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Hey, Freedom 55.
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In case you hadn't noticed,
this bush is occupied.
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In case you hadn't noticed,
you're urinating on my ball.
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Play through.
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Wandering around like
this is a common park.
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Why the city won't let us
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electrify the fence is beyond me.
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Cripes, Fitz.
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Just introduce yourself,
pretend you met somewhere.
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You seriously coaching
me on a sales job, Red?
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All right, let's skip the ass sniffing
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and cut to the chase, okay?
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I'm the guy who's going to
let you electrify this fence
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to stop scumbags like me
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from pissing all over your back nine.
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Coverton's next councilman,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
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Fitzpatrick?
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So you're the young turk
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who's shaking up the
municipal election.
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So, you've heard of me.
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In passing.
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I can't endorse anyone
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who isn't a member of the club.
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He'd be happy to join.
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Honour to meet you, sir.
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Larry.
More important than her.
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Membership is closed.
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But I like the cut
of your jib, Fitzpatrick.
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I might be able to get
the club to open its books.
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It won't be easy.
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To become part of Glen Downs
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is to become part of history.
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Richard will do anything.
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Well, Richard...
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Let's discuss it over a round of golf.
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Sure...
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Isn't there a rule
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that no unmarried women
are allowed on the course?
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Uh huh...
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That's sexist.
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Cousin, how many times
must I remind you
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to shut the door?
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Were you born in a barn?
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Like you, I was born in a tent.
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And this door has been forced open.
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Thievery!
Cousin, phone the police.
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This is my shit!
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You sold it to us.
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I sold you this joint,
not my lucky stapler.
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The fuck have you done to the place?
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Looks like the goddamned
Temple of Doom in there.
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Your office is now our prayer room.
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You sick fucks.
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No, you are the fuck of sickness!
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Qur'an this, assholes.
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Okay...
that is a phone book.
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Good luck calling people.
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Please leave or we will
have you removed.
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You and whose army?
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This ain't over, camel dusters!
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I'm gonna tear your shit show apart!
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It's like a tablecloth
date-raped a kilt.
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It's not so bad.
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So what's your pleasure?
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Best ball? Skins?
Stroke play?
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My kinda club.
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Those are golf terms, not coitus.
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You do play?
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Yeah. Sure.
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I've been hitting the
skins since I was a kid.
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Fine. How 'bout
a small wager?
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Say ten a hole?
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Never say no to easy money.
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Good.
Ten thousand it is.
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No no no no!
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Man up, Larry.
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I got it...
Richard...
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Okay, I got this.
Richard!
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Hey, wait up!
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Wait! Richard!
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I got this!
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Yeah, you try and beatmy high score, asshole!
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Watch me!
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I had it all, kid.
Money. Women. Power.
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I was a king.
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Yeah, and you traded it all
for a shiny F.
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Been there, man.
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Don't touch me, Hippy.
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I got no time for
your kumbaya bullshit.
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Sorry, Mr. F.
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Hey is that a coincidence or what?
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Ken Fitzpatrick, idiot.
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Whoa.
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Triple coincidence.
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My life's been in the shitter
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since I sold out to those chinks.
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No shit, dude.
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You had a rat tail.
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Fuck off and help.
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I got to sell a lotta fucking cars
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before I kick the bucket.
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I gotta get those fucks off my lot.
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Yeah.
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Go dig up some terrorist shit.
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Or plant some.
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Oh...
Yeah.
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Watch and learn.
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Fuck!
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Richard!
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While I support you exercising,
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I feel it prudent to point out
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that we currently owe
sixty thousand dollars.
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We need a way out.
Break my arm.
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I don't owe anything
unless I finish the game.
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Richard, I could never-
Do it!
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I'd break both your legs for a nickel.
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Come on!
Do it! Do it!
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Really?
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Had enough?
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Just getting started.
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I'm only going to end this farce
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because you're ruining
a perfectly good bunker.
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You never had a chance.
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Fitzpatricks have been banned
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since your father sold me a
lemon of a Cadillac in '92.
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You and your kind -
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00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:15,173
keep climbing.
272
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:17,242
You weasely fuck.
273
00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,144
What about the campaign endorsement?
274
00:12:19,212 --> 00:12:21,079
If I were you, I'd worry more
275
00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:23,716
about the sixty thousand you owe me.
276
00:12:26,018 --> 00:12:28,886
Well, that's not fair.
277
00:12:30,121 --> 00:12:31,422
Fuck them.
278
00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:33,190
And fuck my old man for
fucking them first.
279
00:12:33,258 --> 00:12:34,592
Rich poncy pricks.
280
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:36,293
You are rich in Richard
281
00:12:36,362 --> 00:12:37,962
and that's all that matters.
282
00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:41,265
Jesus, ass-buffet,
give it a rest, will ya.
283
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,667
What mattered was getting
their support, remember?
284
00:12:43,735 --> 00:12:44,901
You should.
285
00:12:44,969 --> 00:12:46,135
It was your idea in the first place.
286
00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:48,104
Didn't know it was ladies night.
287
00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:49,539
You knew I didn't stand a chance
288
00:12:49,607 --> 00:12:51,274
and you let me walk right
into that snake pit.
289
00:12:51,342 --> 00:12:52,743
Fucking Van Bulow.
290
00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,644
There was nothing wrong
with that Cadillac.
291
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:56,546
Serves you right for
trying to suck up.
292
00:12:56,614 --> 00:12:58,047
You can still win them over, Richard.
293
00:12:58,115 --> 00:13:01,116
Screw you for making me listen
to your stupid ideas,
294
00:13:01,184 --> 00:13:03,819
and screw you for making me pick
up the tab for your mistakes.
295
00:13:03,887 --> 00:13:05,254
What are you doing?
296
00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:07,055
What I should have done
in the first place.
297
00:13:07,123 --> 00:13:09,057
I'm doing it my way.
298
00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:24,706
Fitz!
299
00:13:28,644 --> 00:13:30,645
Fitz!
300
00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:34,515
FITZ
301
00:13:36,217 --> 00:13:37,584
What the hell happened?
302
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:38,952
Wait.
303
00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,221
Let's make this easier -
what didn't happen?
304
00:13:41,289 --> 00:13:44,858
Uh, it was gin.
305
00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:46,259
Lots of gin.
306
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:50,095
And then everything
goes kind of foggy.
307
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,931
You seen my car keys?
308
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,132
Uh, no...
309
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,636
Ring-a-ding-ding, Fitzy.
310
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,003
Richard!
311
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,204
For the love of all that is holy.
312
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,740
What have you done?
313
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,475
That sure helped, Larry.
314
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,810
Figures he's too much of a pussy
315
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,244
to keep tabs on you like I asked.
316
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,579
Sounds like he got
an ass-full too.
317
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,980
Where is he?
318
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,615
Don't know.
Don't care.
319
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,984
Where do you think you're going?
320
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,754
The clubhouse.
Hair of the dog.
321
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,756
More alcohol.
That's exactly what you need.
322
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,123
I just want to make sure
323
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,591
I gave those rich pricks
a piece of my mind.
324
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:21,926
So Reginald Van Bulow will torddo
325
00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:23,694
your chances in politics?
326
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:26,430
You need to apologize
for whatever you did.
327
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,031
We are in damage control mode.
328
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,199
Listen, Legs.
329
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,601
I'm at my limit for bad advice.
330
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,970
One man steers the S.S. Fitz
and that's me.
331
00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:03,565
What are you doing, infidel?
332
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,801
Stealing fine-liner pens?
333
00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:07,902
It is worse than camel smuggling!
334
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,403
No!
See...
335
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:11,539
I heard...
A noise.
336
00:15:11,607 --> 00:15:14,509
I came in to investigate
and found this:
337
00:15:14,576 --> 00:15:16,611
C4, blasting caps, timers...
338
00:15:16,678 --> 00:15:18,145
You ought to be careful with that.
339
00:15:18,213 --> 00:15:20,381
Someone wishes to tar us with
the brush of terrorism.
340
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:21,582
Home.
341
00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:24,017
Someone who is totally not me.
342
00:15:24,084 --> 00:15:27,621
Josh, help us find out
who is trying to frame us
343
00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:30,423
and you will reap a great reward.
344
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,628
Like a sammich?
345
00:15:34,695 --> 00:15:37,564
All the sandwiches you can imagine.
346
00:15:39,366 --> 00:15:41,534
I can imagine two sandwiches
and a bag of chips.
347
00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:43,268
Deal!
348
00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:47,573
Yes!
349
00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:02,086
Excuse me...
350
00:16:08,694 --> 00:16:10,394
How did you not get arrested?
351
00:16:10,462 --> 00:16:12,829
Not one hundred percent on that.
352
00:16:14,231 --> 00:16:15,766
There you are!
353
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,234
The old prick himself.
354
00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:20,604
Mr. Van Bulow,
before you vilify Richard,
355
00:16:20,672 --> 00:16:22,105
I should remind you
356
00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:23,674
that he was drinking
at your establishment
357
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:25,576
so whatever he did
358
00:16:25,643 --> 00:16:28,110
is as much your
responsibility as it is his.
359
00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:30,012
I would think twice before
you go to the press.
360
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,981
Defamation is a
two-way street.
361
00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:34,249
Whoa.
Easy, Ginger.
362
00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:35,618
You're right, Ace.
363
00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:37,119
She is a pistol.
364
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,656
Ace?
365
00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:43,459
There's no need to blow
this out of proportion.
366
00:16:43,526 --> 00:16:45,760
Sometimes people just
say and do things
367
00:16:45,828 --> 00:16:46,895
they don't mean.
368
00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:49,230
Well then those people
369
00:16:49,298 --> 00:16:52,467
should take a page
from the book of Fitz.
370
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:57,105
He's a man of his word.
371
00:16:57,172 --> 00:17:01,075
We do have some unfinished
business between us.
372
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:03,711
Bring it on.
373
00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:06,481
That's what we
like about you Ace -
374
00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:08,416
your enthusiasm.
375
00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:11,552
It'll be good to get some
fresh blood into this place.
376
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,522
I'll see you at the initiation.
377
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,756
Not if I see you first.
378
00:17:16,824 --> 00:17:19,326
You'll never see me coming.
379
00:17:28,269 --> 00:17:29,402
Fuck me if I'm wrong,
380
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,138
but did he seem happy to see me?
381
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:32,871
He's screwing with you Fitz.
382
00:17:32,939 --> 00:17:34,306
Or whatever I got up to last night
383
00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:35,674
got me the old money vote.
384
00:17:35,742 --> 00:17:37,809
See?
Stick with me, Kid.
385
00:17:37,877 --> 00:17:40,045
Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
386
00:17:40,113 --> 00:17:42,681
You're just oh so charming
he overlooked all of this.
387
00:17:42,749 --> 00:17:44,150
If you're going to be
annoying like Larry,
388
00:17:44,217 --> 00:17:46,418
at least keep track
of my shit the way he does.
389
00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:49,086
Where the fuck are my car keys?
390
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,088
Oh, that's right!
391
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,223
The coat check girl...
392
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,025
Oh, of course.
393
00:17:54,092 --> 00:17:56,027
You remember the hot chick.
394
00:17:56,094 --> 00:17:59,397
Well, everyone's got their priorities.
395
00:17:59,465 --> 00:18:01,932
And some are bigger than others.
396
00:18:04,302 --> 00:18:06,002
That's blood.
397
00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:11,041
Grotty one, have you learned anything?
398
00:18:11,108 --> 00:18:12,776
I'm working on it...
399
00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:16,380
Are those my sandwiches?
400
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,920
Ken hired someone to
plant that C4 on you.
401
00:18:24,988 --> 00:18:26,589
And this interloper is...?
402
00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:29,892
Very, very conflicted.
403
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:31,394
He has a past with Ken,
404
00:18:31,461 --> 00:18:33,962
but you're starting to grow on him.
405
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,764
We must find this treasonous hyena
406
00:18:35,832 --> 00:18:36,931
and castrate him.
407
00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:39,133
No, you don't.
408
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,368
He's just a pawn.
409
00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:41,736
Josh is right.
410
00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:43,938
What matters is why does
the Elder Fitzpatrick
411
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:46,308
engage in such subterfuge.
412
00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:51,713
Apparently, he wants
the dealership back.
413
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,347
Selling cars is all he knows.
414
00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:55,282
Even if he got it back,
he cannot sell cars.
415
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:58,385
Our agreement includes a
non-competition clause.
416
00:18:58,453 --> 00:19:00,587
Fitzpatrick cannot own a dealership.
417
00:19:00,654 --> 00:19:02,189
Any dealership.
418
00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:05,025
Unless he opened it in someone
else's name and then...
419
00:19:07,361 --> 00:19:09,462
He has found a loophole.
420
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:10,630
Cousin.
421
00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:12,599
He must be stopped.
422
00:19:14,435 --> 00:19:16,168
This isn't right.
423
00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:23,876
That's way better.
424
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:29,081
Richard, if you have coitus
425
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:30,482
with the virginal coat check girl,
426
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,117
they will kill you.
427
00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:37,922
Tell me you didn't sleep with her.
428
00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:48,632
It doesn't make any sense.
429
00:19:48,699 --> 00:19:50,400
Why does the coat check girl
have to be a virgin?
430
00:19:50,468 --> 00:19:51,568
These rich fucks will
collect anything:
431
00:19:51,636 --> 00:19:53,303
cars, art, hymens.
432
00:19:53,371 --> 00:19:55,405
If they wanted to kill you, why
didn't they kill you last night?
433
00:19:55,473 --> 00:19:56,673
Or an hour ago?
434
00:19:56,741 --> 00:19:57,841
Good question.
You stay here and ask.
435
00:19:57,909 --> 00:19:59,209
Let me know how it pans out.
436
00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:01,378
That's far enough,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
437
00:20:01,445 --> 00:20:04,280
There you are.
Get him.
438
00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:06,415
It's time.
Time for what?
439
00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:08,417
Ace, you are a card.
440
00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:12,155
What the fuck!
441
00:20:14,057 --> 00:20:16,793
I can't do this anymore.
I'm out.
442
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:20,228
What the fuck is this shit?
443
00:20:20,296 --> 00:20:21,997
I broke the first
rule of the spy game.
444
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:23,298
I got too close to my target.
445
00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:24,699
I crossed the line with pastrami.
446
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:26,434
I don't know whose side
I'm on anymore, man.
447
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:29,237
You will stick it out
until the end, shit smear,
448
00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:31,606
or I swear to God I will destroy you.
449
00:20:31,674 --> 00:20:33,675
See?
It never ends.
450
00:20:33,742 --> 00:20:35,076
You spy on them, they spy on you.
451
00:20:35,144 --> 00:20:36,476
You plant evidence on them
452
00:20:36,544 --> 00:20:37,544
and they suspect you're
opening a dealership
453
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,879
in someone else's name.
454
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,414
They think what?
455
00:20:40,481 --> 00:20:42,749
They think you've found some loophole
456
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:44,518
in your sales contract.
457
00:20:44,585 --> 00:20:47,855
You can't open your own place,
but someone else -
458
00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:50,925
like a relative or
some shit - can.
459
00:20:50,992 --> 00:20:54,593
You fucking genius.
460
00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:56,196
You're fired.
461
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,538
The sacred talisman of Anzu.
462
00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:11,310
Passed down through our
people for centuries.
463
00:21:11,377 --> 00:21:15,480
Anzu is our past and our future.
464
00:21:15,548 --> 00:21:19,251
Anzu grants us youth and vitality.
465
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:25,156
Wealth, power and 3 under par.
466
00:21:25,224 --> 00:21:27,691
But she requires a tribute
467
00:21:27,759 --> 00:21:31,362
that can only be paid in blood.
468
00:21:31,429 --> 00:21:34,198
You don't need to
murder us both, do you?
469
00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:36,067
That would be overkill.
470
00:21:36,134 --> 00:21:37,568
Look Reg, if you're going to snuff me,
471
00:21:37,635 --> 00:21:39,603
at least tell me what the
fuck happened last night.
472
00:21:39,671 --> 00:21:41,938
You don't remember
tearing our club apart?
473
00:21:42,006 --> 00:21:43,940
Telling us all to eff off?
474
00:21:44,008 --> 00:21:46,743
Saying our traditions were nonsense?
475
00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:50,080
That deep down we
all wanted to be you?
476
00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:51,982
Oh good.
I did tell you.
477
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:55,951
And then you deflowered
the coat check girl.
478
00:21:56,019 --> 00:21:59,154
She was to be tonight's
virgin sacrifice.
479
00:21:59,222 --> 00:22:00,655
I know you fuck up a lot
480
00:22:00,723 --> 00:22:02,391
but this has got to
be a personal best.
481
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,825
This is your shitpile, Lady.
482
00:22:03,894 --> 00:22:06,161
"You have to apologize,
Fitz."
483
00:22:06,229 --> 00:22:07,897
Me?
Coming here was Larry's idea.
484
00:22:07,964 --> 00:22:09,131
"It'll be wonderful, Richard.
485
00:22:09,199 --> 00:22:10,499
"Tradition and...
486
00:22:10,566 --> 00:22:11,900
I'm a loser."
487
00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:13,567
I do not sound like that...Do I?
488
00:22:13,635 --> 00:22:15,370
Richard! You're ok!
489
00:22:17,472 --> 00:22:19,140
You're going to kill Larry?
490
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,975
A virgin's a virgin.
491
00:22:23,045 --> 00:22:29,082
Sacrifice him and all your
dreams will come true.
492
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:34,654
Wealth. Power.
Privilege.
493
00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:39,526
Our political endorsement.
494
00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:42,429
Cast off the sins of
your degenerate father
495
00:22:42,496 --> 00:22:45,164
and join us...
496
00:22:45,232 --> 00:22:46,799
Sounds like a fair deal.
497
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,301
Richard, I want you to know
498
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,902
that I won't hold it against you.
499
00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:51,370
That's fair.
500
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,405
Seeing as how this
is all your fucking fault.
501
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,639
It is my fault.
502
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,441
I've learned my lesson.
503
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:56,842
And I accept my punishment
504
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,710
for all the horrible things I've done:
505
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,979
like killing that
poor titmouse-
506
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,247
Shut up about that fucking bird!
507
00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:03,681
You killed a bird?
508
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:06,418
Uh huh, forcing you to
compromise your values
509
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,753
for political and financial gain.
510
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,355
A compromise that will give
you everything you want.
511
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:11,722
Excuse me!
512
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,558
This is a private conversation!
513
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,327
I have to say, this is very tempting.
514
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,963
You been fucking up my
life for a long time, Larry.
515
00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,597
Then do it.
516
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:22,699
My karmic debt must be paid.
517
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,035
If anyone is going to
sacrifice me to a pagan god,
518
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:28,172
I'm glad it's you.
519
00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:30,640
I hope you learn something from this.
520
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:43,453
No no no!
Not his heart!
521
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,355
When it's a male sacrifice,
522
00:23:45,422 --> 00:23:49,291
we cut off his johnson
and feast upon it.
523
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,194
That is the secret of our virility.
524
00:23:54,897 --> 00:23:56,931
Yeah, I'm out.
525
00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,767
You all eat penis?
526
00:23:59,835 --> 00:24:01,436
Fucking help me.
527
00:24:01,504 --> 00:24:02,837
Get him!
528
00:24:04,539 --> 00:24:06,540
Tell him to get back,
or the bird gets it!
529
00:24:06,608 --> 00:24:08,442
You think you can run?
530
00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:09,977
Get back, you cock-loving
motherfuckers!
531
00:24:10,045 --> 00:24:12,880
Get him!
Nice to meet you!
532
00:24:12,947 --> 00:24:15,016
I don't care about
your artificial hips!
533
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:16,250
Get them!
534
00:24:16,318 --> 00:24:17,985
Run!Get 'em!
535
00:24:18,053 --> 00:24:19,820
Get in, Larry!
Drive!
536
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:16,373
I need a fucking drink.
537
00:25:16,441 --> 00:25:18,041
Hock this.
538
00:25:18,109 --> 00:25:20,810
Told you I'd get those fuckers
to contribute to my campaign.
539
00:25:20,878 --> 00:25:22,512
But that's grand larceny.
540
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:23,713
Then ransom it back to them and
we'll call it a kidnapping.
541
00:25:23,781 --> 00:25:25,181
And piss them off even more?
542
00:25:25,182 --> 00:25:26,315
We saw their little penis party.
543
00:25:26,383 --> 00:25:27,516
They won't do shit.
544
00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:29,351
But-
Drop it, Foxley.
545
00:25:29,419 --> 00:25:31,019
You guys do things your way.
I'll do them my way.
546
00:25:31,088 --> 00:25:32,555
Or, we could consider this
547
00:25:32,622 --> 00:25:34,723
a cautionary tale against
alcohol and philandering.
548
00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:36,925
Maybe sometimes your
father does know best.
549
00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:38,227
Fuck that.
550
00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,595
My old man's a
washed up half-sack.
551
00:25:39,662 --> 00:25:40,962
He's finished.
552
00:25:48,404 --> 00:25:51,406
You're all going down, fuckers!
553
00:26:03,069 --> 00:26:13,481
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