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...the car crash,
the afterlife, and the Amish.
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I can take whatever that
shadowy motherfuck dishes out
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and throw it back twice as hard.
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I need your help.
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I'm putting a team together
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to take this mystery fucker down.
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If I was selfish...
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there is no way I'd let
a hot piece of ass like you
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marry a half-sack
like Chester Vince.
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But I can't sell the dealership.
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Numbnuts is a partner.
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So is that lanky white shadow of his,
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and my maggot ex-wife.
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But you are the majority partner!
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So long, suckers.
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Miami or bust.
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Beaver Moon Saloon?
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You've been sleepwalking!It's you!
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The only thing you have to do
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to the Beaver Moon
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is cancel the hit that
you placed on yourself!
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Too late, fuckers.
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Richard, thank God you survived!
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Once again, bourbon saved the day.
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Finally, everything's comin' up Fitzy.
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
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Check that adorable shit out.
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From the moment I was born,
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it was obvious that Fitzyhad what it took
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to be number one.
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Sex appeal.
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Fuckload of charisma.
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Jesus, Kid.
You stink.
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And always being in the right place
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at the right time.
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Mmmm...
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When God gives you this much awesome,
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you have no choice but to be king...
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T-minus awesome, Richard.
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Almost ready to cut the ribbon.
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Are the strippers here?
One plays the lute!
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Olives?
Stuffed.
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Bed in the VIP lounge?
I chose not to notice.
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Of course you didn't,
you flaccid albino.
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But I did, and
everything's ready to roll.
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Let's do this.
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Real primo crop.
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Same stuff the boys had
backstage at the Sands.
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Nice.
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Hey!
Valet's that way!
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Nice place you got here, Fitz.
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It's always ladies' night
at the Summerwind, Officer.
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And here's an opening night present.
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Oh, that's nice.
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...the municipality
of Coverton...
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...environmental survey...
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...endangered speckled
titmouse...
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This is a demolition order!
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Bull shit.
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You're not gonna tear down my
place for some fuckin' mouse.
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I think it's a bird.
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Mouse. Bird.
Who cares?
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It lives here.
It's endangered.
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And this is
its protected -
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It's a fucking parking lot.
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You got enemies in high places, Fitz.
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All right!
Everyone! Party's over!
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Clear out or we'll
start checking parole orders!
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Whoa! Whoa!
Where are you all going?
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Come on guys.
Drinks half price!
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First round only.
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No top shelf.
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A raid, and we're not even open yet.
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Fuck.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Bulldozers rolling in.
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Those city fucks want to start
the tear down tomorrow.
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Old man's in Miami,
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Meghan's rotting in the psych ward,
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Mom's AWOL,
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who else would want to fuck with me?
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You'd think the city
would rally around
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its most wholesome citizen.
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I make you bar manager and
that's the thanks I get?
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Yeah. A real thanks
would have been a moat.
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With mermaids.
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You made her manager?
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Who makes your coffee in the morning
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and cleans up the vomit
from the night before?
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If anyone should be
number two it's me.
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You're always number two to me, Larry.
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That's a poop joke!
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You're not management material, Larry.
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And you never will be.
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That is patently untrue and false
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and a big fat lie!
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Can we please focus here people!
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My future is on the line.
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And my six month plan.
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My pride.
My courage!
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No, that's the Cowardly Lion.
What do I get to lose?
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Your ass if you don't figure out a way
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to sabotage that bulldozer stat.
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On it.
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No way I'm going to let
some stupid mouse stop me.
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Fuck city hall.
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It's about time this town
had a decent place to drink.
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To the titmouse, Asshole.
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Fuck.
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16,100, and I will personally
clean the back seat for you.
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No, I'm good.
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15,900!
Bye.
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Again, you do not make the sale?
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Again, they are asking for Fitz!
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But, the Ruptals ascended
to power six months ago!
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You guys seen my blow torch?
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Thought I was using
it the other day...
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Cousin, what is he doing here?
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We have fired him many, many times.
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You want me to remove him?
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I'm your elder -
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It is my duty to allow you to learn.
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Found it!
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Fine.
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Let us decide
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in the way Cousin Rulalabab
chooses suicide bombers.
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Rock, papers, pipe bomb.
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Perhaps we will do what he did
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before he left for flight school.
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Ignore the enemy until he goes away?
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Beautiful.
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Ring-a-ding-dingAnswer the phone
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What do you want?
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Hey, Jackass.
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You flat on your face yet?
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Not as flat as your saggy ass.
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Hey - they sell
waterproof Depends in Miami?
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I get more pussy and blow at 65
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then you ever will.
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Right, that's why you're calling me.
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Things sound awful quiet.
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Business must be booming
at that lounge of yours.
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It is...
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and you can forget about
ever getting a reservation,
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you cancerous puss nugget.
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That's the best you got?
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Hey!
Can someone bring me a scotch!
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I'm Ken fucking Fitzpatrick!
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This is a nail bar, Asshole.
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I'll let you get backto your boyfriend.
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Get the car.
Legs!
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Where are we going?
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As the old saying goes:
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If someone tries to fuck
up your dream lounge
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then you fuck back harder.
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Funny, I don't know that one.
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Amateur.
Shotgun!
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But I always get shotgun.
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City Hall - the hallowed
tower of opportunity!
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Teach these fuckers to mess with Fitz.
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Larry, go shit in this bag.
Ew!
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That's your plan?
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That's only the first part.
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Then, we light it on fire.
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That's unsanitary.
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Finesse, morons.
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This is politics.
You need an 'in.'
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Otherwise it's red tape
this, procedure that...
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Fuck procedure.
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Richard you owe
thirty-six-hundred dollars
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in parking fines.
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You walk through those doors,
you could be arrested.
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Something a certain someone
should have known
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if she were on top of things...
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Fine.
You're the conscience.
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Go in there and say sorry and shit.
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Dot Foxley!
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Melody Gray!
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I haven't seen you
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since you slept your way
through student council.
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I'd heard you lost the back forty.
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The botox looks great, by the way.
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You can barely see the paralysis.
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Who is this bad boy?
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Call me Fitz.
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Hubby?
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Oops - no ring.
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She stole my job as bar manager!
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Bar manager?
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Oh, Hon, night jobs
are tough at our age.
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With three kids, stay at home hunk
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and a successful journalism career
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it's all deadlines
and mommy duty for me.
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I could use a mommy.
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Yeah, so could
my eight year-old
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but I'm here for yet
another Fundraiser...
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My God, I am so sick and tired
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of people raising
awareness about things.
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If it's not some new disease
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then it's an endangered animal.
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What the heck is a titmouse, anyway?
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Uh, you know...
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Richard is most amusing at parties.
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You have no idea.
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Really?
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Well, maybe you could be my plus one.
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Looks like I found my "in."
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That worked out well, didn't it, Dot?
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Blow me.
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Open bar?
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This is how they spend my tax dollars?
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If you paid taxes.Keep it down!
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First rule of politics.
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You want something done,
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you gotta know who to drink with.
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And marry a man who lets Mommy swing.
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Listen, Gray.
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I am not going to let you fuck
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or fuck over my business partner.
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A little coincidental
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that you just happen
to run into the one man
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who'd make for great copy
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if he goes ape shit
at this fundraiser.
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I know!
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"Local low life vs. City Hall" -
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super catchy, right?
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Like the herpes you
gave the chess club.
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Richard, any one of
these power hungry titans
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could be the villain
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threatening to
ruin your dream -
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...and shoe-in forCity Councilor -
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Chester Vince!
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Or it could be exactly
the douchebag we expected.
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Heartbreaking cry for help, isn't it?
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Would you believe
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there are only twelve
of the little guys left?
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Rest assure, little Titmouse,
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the good people of Coverton
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will not let the vice
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and filth of this town destroy you!
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Care to comment?
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No!
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Perhaps you could give us a moment.
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Simple fucking math.
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He shuts down my bar.
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I tear his tiny nuts off.
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Anyone with a magnifying glass
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feel free to tag along.
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Richard, wait!
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Pummelling Chester won't
get you back the Summerwind!
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Let's test that theory.
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The last thing we need
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is to give ammo to Melody Gray.
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She faked incest to
get a poem in our yearbook.
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My my, look whose
petty high school rivalry
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is tarnishing Richard's reputation?
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How are you gonna help,you oversized Chia Pet?
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Stand around, talk about feelings?
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I'm a sensitive manwith gentle solutions.
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Who knows nothing about politics.
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I should be number two!
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Richard, would you please
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let your conscience
lead for once, and --
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New plan.
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- You want a shot at Dot's gig.
- Yes!
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Go find out whatever you can
from that milquetoast Chester.
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And try to blend, for Christ's sake.
268
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:20,841
What the fuck?
269
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,075
You want to keep your job?
270
00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:23,576
You do whatever it takes
to get your buddy
271
00:12:23,645 --> 00:12:25,478
to turn that story in my favour.
272
00:12:25,546 --> 00:12:26,747
'Course I love the titmouse.
273
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,814
That's why I built my bar there!
274
00:12:27,882 --> 00:12:29,116
Done!
275
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,784
And I'll do what I do best.
276
00:12:30,852 --> 00:12:32,485
Get us arrested?
277
00:12:32,553 --> 00:12:34,121
Work my own connections.
278
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,221
From the inside.
279
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,527
Run from the tiger
280
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,996
You've got to run really fast.
281
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,898
Run from the tiger
282
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,800
Or he's gonna bite your...
283
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,536
Whoa! Hey, guys!
284
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,603
Wow, does this ever look like a bomb
285
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,572
for something that's
clearly not a bomb.
286
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,275
It's a... clock radio.
Ignore him, cousin.
287
00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:58,543
Attached to road flares...
and a detonator.
288
00:12:58,610 --> 00:12:59,844
To wake me up.
289
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,315
It's like they can't see me!
290
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:09,519
Okay.
I see what's going on.
291
00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:11,188
I think it is working, Cousin!
292
00:13:11,255 --> 00:13:12,723
Very soon, the Fitzpatrick lover
293
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,592
will see common sense
and he'll be gone.
294
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:22,532
Operation Black Out...
295
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,234
I'm invisible!
Yeah!
296
00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:32,842
Oh no!
Leaving so soon?
297
00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,011
Are they out of donut holes?
298
00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:36,746
Oh, Melody.
299
00:13:36,814 --> 00:13:38,147
I could stand here all day
300
00:13:38,215 --> 00:13:39,614
and reminisce about your original nose
301
00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:40,849
but why don't we talk
302
00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:42,584
about how your little news story
303
00:13:42,651 --> 00:13:44,853
is going to get Richard
Fitzpatrick his bar back.
304
00:13:44,921 --> 00:13:47,923
Excuse me,
but I'm an ethical journalist.
305
00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:50,391
I only report the news I manufacture.
306
00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:53,294
Here's news:
307
00:13:53,362 --> 00:13:55,629
you do not want to go to war with me.
308
00:13:57,498 --> 00:14:00,434
Honey, your size two panties
don't fool me.
309
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:03,303
Look at your life.
310
00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:05,572
Now look at mine.
311
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,108
I have a plan.
312
00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:09,576
Bar manager at a sleazy lounge.
That is some plan.
313
00:14:09,644 --> 00:14:13,446
Oh Foxley, that's
always been your problem.
314
00:14:13,513 --> 00:14:14,814
You keep aiming low
315
00:14:14,882 --> 00:14:17,083
and you'll never
hit the bulls-eye.
316
00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:30,562
So you actually went and
married that ass cracker?
317
00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:33,632
You mean my decent responsible husband
318
00:14:33,699 --> 00:14:35,234
with a promising future?
319
00:14:35,301 --> 00:14:37,435
Then a belated toast to the bride.
320
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,138
Double scotch for the lady.
321
00:14:39,205 --> 00:14:40,605
Nothing for me.
322
00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:46,010
Why don't you just do or say
323
00:14:46,078 --> 00:14:47,611
whatever horrible thing
it is you're inevitably
324
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,080
about to say or do to me.
325
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,948
Get it over with and go.
Please.
326
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,549
Sure.
As soon as you tell
327
00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:54,252
that yeast infection
you call a husband
328
00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:56,053
to stay the fuck out of my way.
329
00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:57,454
Closing my bar
330
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,322
isn't going to score
points with any voters.
331
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:00,857
Chester's run for office
332
00:15:00,925 --> 00:15:02,659
has nothing to do with
your sleazy lounge.
333
00:15:02,726 --> 00:15:05,195
Yet he sends a bulldozer
in lieu of flowers.
334
00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:06,629
That's a coincidence.
335
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,599
Chester promised that you
were out of our lives.
336
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,668
It was in the vows.
337
00:15:11,735 --> 00:15:13,403
I know it's hard for you to believe,
338
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,337
but I am over you.
339
00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:18,207
Then walk away.
340
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:21,343
You walk away.
341
00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:23,478
If that's what you want, I will.
342
00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:25,848
But it's not gonna
help you get over me.
343
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:30,052
I can, however,
help you get under me...
344
00:15:35,024 --> 00:15:36,691
Thank you so much...
345
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,293
Great to see you.
346
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,360
All the best.
347
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:43,832
We should have known you were
behind this titmouse treachery.
348
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,566
Uh...
No smoking.
349
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,201
Oh, sorry.
350
00:15:47,268 --> 00:15:49,269
If you're here about
that degenerate's bar,
351
00:15:49,337 --> 00:15:50,904
I don't know anything about it.
352
00:15:50,972 --> 00:15:53,807
What has Richard ever done to you?
353
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,876
Aside from repossessing your car,
354
00:15:55,944 --> 00:15:58,411
bankrupting you
355
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,814
having relations with
Ali on your wedding day.
356
00:16:00,882 --> 00:16:02,649
Richard Fitzpatrick is a scourge.
357
00:16:02,717 --> 00:16:05,551
An alcoholic used car salesman, nothing more.
358
00:16:05,618 --> 00:16:07,320
A man so loathsome and foul,
359
00:16:07,387 --> 00:16:09,722
even his own parents can't stand him.
360
00:16:09,789 --> 00:16:13,359
All true, but he has great potential
361
00:16:13,426 --> 00:16:15,627
and you can't stand in our way.
362
00:16:15,695 --> 00:16:18,764
Says who?
363
00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:20,565
Says Larry.
364
00:16:23,302 --> 00:16:25,737
Would you excuse me?
365
00:16:25,804 --> 00:16:26,972
"Muh muh scuse me?"
366
00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:38,082
Oh God!
What have I done?
367
00:16:58,269 --> 00:17:01,069
Genie's beard!
368
00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:03,138
The hummus is...
369
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:04,940
Yes, this is very good hummus!
370
00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:07,075
The secret ingredient is the garlic.
371
00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:08,710
Delicious, actually.
372
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,784
Looks like I have a datewith the bulldozer!
373
00:17:16,851 --> 00:17:18,619
I'm invincible!
374
00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:23,324
I have seen the heart of darkness!
375
00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,229
Breathe, dead mouse!
Breathe!
376
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,265
This is what I get for trying
to be something that I'm not!
377
00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:36,736
I'm not management material.
378
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:37,870
I'm not a smoker.
379
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:40,573
I'm just... Larry!
380
00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:44,277
Oh, Titmouse -
381
00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:46,413
if you live, as God is my witness,
382
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,681
I promise I will be a
good and true conscience,
383
00:17:49,749 --> 00:17:51,817
without ego, without...
384
00:17:53,453 --> 00:17:55,854
You're alive!
385
00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:57,456
It's a miracle!
386
00:17:57,523 --> 00:18:00,525
You've saved me from my
own personal Armageddon
387
00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:02,161
and you deserve to be free!
388
00:18:02,228 --> 00:18:03,761
You must be free!
389
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,931
Fly, you winged, beautiful -
390
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,335
Flightless bird.
391
00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:17,342
Ahh!
392
00:18:20,144 --> 00:18:21,511
We could do this all night, toots..
393
00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:23,847
Or you call your boy off my bar,
394
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:25,748
then I show you around the new place.
395
00:18:25,816 --> 00:18:27,117
Some decent booze.
396
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:28,818
You can grill up a coupla steaks.
397
00:18:28,886 --> 00:18:30,820
You're amazing, Fitz.
398
00:18:30,888 --> 00:18:33,056
Really one of a kind.
399
00:18:33,124 --> 00:18:34,757
That sounds like a yes to me.
400
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:36,492
You may be able to sell lemons
401
00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,527
to cougars and geriatrics
402
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,696
but you don't know how
these people operate.
403
00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:43,366
Trust me - you're out
of your league.
404
00:18:45,635 --> 00:18:47,203
Like hell I am.
405
00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:52,173
Ladies room.
Five minutes.
406
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:53,608
Oh, Fitzy, you're cute and all,
407
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,010
but I'm super hot and ambitious.
408
00:18:55,077 --> 00:18:56,111
And this is City Hall.
409
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:59,280
I don't do civilians.
410
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,396
Richard, you look upset, are you okay?
411
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:16,596
Great! Awesome!
412
00:19:16,664 --> 00:19:17,831
Let's just get in the car and drive.
413
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:19,233
You have my keys, dick-jam.
414
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,767
Oh, nice.
415
00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:22,569
You were just going
to ditch me in there?
416
00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:25,771
The endangered titmouse
is protected by federal law,
417
00:19:25,839 --> 00:19:27,273
and I killed it!
418
00:19:27,341 --> 00:19:28,774
You killed the fucking bird?
419
00:19:28,842 --> 00:19:30,143
What kind of a conscience are you?
420
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,178
Now is not the time
for more Larry bashing.
421
00:19:32,246 --> 00:19:35,014
Nobody's more critical of me than me.
422
00:19:35,082 --> 00:19:36,315
Let's just get in the car and drive
423
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,117
before Chester calls the authorities.
424
00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:40,785
And let that eunuch get in
the way of Fitz's dream?
425
00:19:40,853 --> 00:19:42,320
Ooo, my name is Dot
426
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:43,755
and I have a manager's title
427
00:19:43,822 --> 00:19:45,223
and a point!
428
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:50,695
Yes, I do have a point.
429
00:19:50,763 --> 00:19:53,498
The Fitz I know is
a low-life scumbag
430
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:56,200
who lives his life
exactly the way he wants.
431
00:19:56,268 --> 00:19:57,801
Who cares if he's not married,
432
00:19:57,869 --> 00:19:59,870
has no real career and
a lot of excess skin
433
00:19:59,938 --> 00:20:01,872
from losing a hundred
and thirty pounds!
434
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,307
What the fuck?
435
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:06,310
There may be only twelve
speckled titmice left -
436
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,811
Eleven.
437
00:20:07,879 --> 00:20:11,414
But how many Richard
Fitzpatrick's are there?
438
00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,516
One.
439
00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:15,051
I'm an original.
440
00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:16,819
Last of a dying breed.
441
00:20:16,887 --> 00:20:18,721
Stop encouraging him.
442
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:24,594
Yeah, I'm one of a kind...
443
00:20:24,661 --> 00:20:27,396
Ring a ding ding, baby.
444
00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:30,432
Ring a ding ding.
445
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:34,002
Hey baby, if you reallythink I don't have
446
00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,770
what it takes to playin the big leagues,
447
00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:38,574
then you won't need to comeby the Summerwind at 3 pm.
448
00:20:38,641 --> 00:20:40,142
And you won't bother bringing
449
00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:41,776
that wad of bread dough you married.
450
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:44,579
I'd hate for you to find outhe broke your vows.
451
00:20:44,646 --> 00:20:46,180
An-And just so you know,
452
00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:48,583
I played with myselfwhile I left this message.
453
00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:50,351
And I'm still naked.
454
00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,094
Get your hands off me.
455
00:21:01,162 --> 00:21:02,529
Okay, but what about my idea
456
00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:03,830
to acknowledge the titmouse
457
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,765
who sacrificed his
life for this moment?
458
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,567
Yeah, whatever.
459
00:21:07,635 --> 00:21:09,702
Cameras here?
460
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,771
I'll show her a plan.
461
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,473
And where the fuck is Josh?
462
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:25,584
Alibear, you said we
were going for fro-yo!
463
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,419
Chester, did you have anything to do
464
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,788
with Fitz's bar closing?
465
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,889
What? No.
466
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,891
That's... ridiculous.
467
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,529
Good, then you shouldn't have
any trouble hearing him out.
468
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,064
You had your day on stage.
469
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,433
It's only fair that
he should have his.
470
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,435
They killed my bird!
471
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,371
Okay.
472
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,941
Hey, thanks for making it.
473
00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:53,777
You seem to have found your clothes.
474
00:21:53,844 --> 00:21:55,479
Easy to lose, baby.
475
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,914
Don't make me resent you
any more than I already do.
476
00:21:57,982 --> 00:21:59,249
Resent me?
477
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:01,485
Why would you resent me?
478
00:22:11,261 --> 00:22:14,063
You should really lay off
the bar snacks, Toots.
479
00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:16,332
Richard, let's do this!
480
00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:19,634
Speech.
Colour coded.
481
00:22:19,702 --> 00:22:21,403
Inspirational doodles in the margins.
482
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,870
Richard!
483
00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:39,587
Uh, you probably heard of me.
484
00:22:39,654 --> 00:22:40,987
I'm Fitz.
485
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,123
Richard Fitzpatrick.
486
00:22:43,191 --> 00:22:46,793
Hottest pre-owned car
salesman this side of Detroit.
487
00:22:46,861 --> 00:22:49,396
I'm also a pistol in the sack,
488
00:22:49,464 --> 00:22:52,198
and no, I won't remember
your name in the morning.
489
00:22:53,634 --> 00:22:56,035
But you know what I will remember?
490
00:22:56,103 --> 00:22:57,937
Your favourite brand of gin.
491
00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,639
How you like your steak.
492
00:22:59,707 --> 00:23:01,374
And I'll never sit your mistress
493
00:23:01,442 --> 00:23:02,808
and your wife at the same table.
494
00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:04,477
You wanna know why?
495
00:23:04,545 --> 00:23:06,779
Because I'm the last of a breed.
496
00:23:06,847 --> 00:23:09,281
As a friend once said -
497
00:23:09,349 --> 00:23:10,982
One of a kind.
498
00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:14,486
Bla bla blah...
499
00:23:16,989 --> 00:23:19,758
Fuck the titmouse.
500
00:23:19,825 --> 00:23:21,192
Me and my buddies
501
00:23:21,261 --> 00:23:23,961
are the species that
need to be protected.
502
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,564
We need a natural habitat,
503
00:23:26,632 --> 00:23:28,466
a place to call our own,
504
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,200
a place where we're safe.
505
00:23:30,269 --> 00:23:32,102
A place off your streets
506
00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:33,837
where we can listen to Frank
507
00:23:33,905 --> 00:23:36,073
and get our drink on.
508
00:23:36,141 --> 00:23:39,542
But Chester Vince doesn't
think we deserve that.
509
00:23:39,610 --> 00:23:42,779
He wants to shut me down.
510
00:23:42,846 --> 00:23:48,985
Invisibility...
the ultimate weapon!
511
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,587
You want leadership?
512
00:23:50,655 --> 00:23:53,923
The line starts behind me.
513
00:23:53,991 --> 00:23:56,224
You want sex appeal?
Boom.
514
00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:57,993
You want protection from the enemy?
515
00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:02,398
I'm your man, not that
pussy Chester Vince.
516
00:24:02,465 --> 00:24:03,666
This is good...
He wants progress?
517
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,401
I want to live.
518
00:24:05,468 --> 00:24:07,736
And have a good time doing it.
519
00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:10,506
Fuck parking
tickets and by-laws.
520
00:24:10,573 --> 00:24:12,840
Let's make this city fun again.
521
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:17,878
Richard Fitzpatrick isn't just
a used car salesman and a bar owner
522
00:24:19,481 --> 00:24:21,349
I'm a fuckin' leader.
523
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,851
And that's why I'm
running for city council.
524
00:24:27,789 --> 00:24:30,590
That's right.This is my city.
525
00:24:30,658 --> 00:24:33,092
And this is my party, baby.
526
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,664
Because with Fitz on
council, everyday is open bar!
527
00:24:37,732 --> 00:24:44,269
Fitz! Fitz! Fitz!
528
00:24:44,338 --> 00:24:46,739
Nothing can stop us now, Buddy!
529
00:24:46,807 --> 00:24:49,174
Oh, no you don't, Richard Fitzpatrick.
530
00:24:49,242 --> 00:24:52,110
That is my seat in Council.
Mine!
531
00:24:52,178 --> 00:24:56,349
Chester no -
Calm down -
532
00:24:56,416 --> 00:24:58,317
Chester!Come back!
533
00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:05,724
You can see me?
All of you!
534
00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:06,925
Oh, for fu--!
535
00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:12,097
Stop this thing!
Stop doing that!
536
00:25:12,165 --> 00:25:14,599
Can't stop it!
Dynamite stuck in the -
537
00:25:23,876 --> 00:25:25,676
Oh God!
I'm sorry, Vincent!
538
00:25:25,744 --> 00:25:27,444
Chester!
539
00:25:30,148 --> 00:25:31,815
I'm so sorry Vincent!
540
00:25:31,883 --> 00:25:33,816
I'm so sorry!
541
00:25:33,885 --> 00:25:36,719
What the fuck, Josh!
Not my bar!
542
00:25:38,522 --> 00:25:42,759
Fuck!
543
00:25:42,826 --> 00:25:44,427
Reporting livefrom the Summerwind Lounge,
544
00:25:44,495 --> 00:25:46,897
where local businessmanRichard Fitzpatrick
545
00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:48,597
has once again driven an honest man
546
00:25:48,664 --> 00:25:50,132
to the depths of depravity.
547
00:25:51,834 --> 00:25:54,003
City Council?We'll see...
548
00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:56,705
This is Melody Gray!
549
00:25:56,773 --> 00:25:58,407
This is most fortunate.
550
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,509
Fitzpatrick scum gets
what he deserves.
551
00:26:00,576 --> 00:26:02,111
And now that he is running for office,
552
00:26:02,178 --> 00:26:06,614
we will not see his face
around here ever, ever again.
553
00:26:06,681 --> 00:26:08,316
Booyah!
554
00:26:14,089 --> 00:26:16,891
Richard, like the
death of the titmouse,
555
00:26:16,959 --> 00:26:18,960
the destruction of
your life-long dream
556
00:26:19,028 --> 00:26:22,029
is merely a small setback
on our path to greater glory.
557
00:26:22,096 --> 00:26:23,897
Shut the fuck up, Larry.
558
00:26:25,699 --> 00:26:28,701
Campaign office.
Back garage. Now.
559
00:26:28,769 --> 00:26:30,703
I'm going because I have to pee.
560
00:26:30,771 --> 00:26:33,040
Not because you're the boss of me.
561
00:26:36,443 --> 00:26:37,876
You going to help me win this thing?
562
00:26:37,945 --> 00:26:39,578
Oh, Fitz.
563
00:26:39,646 --> 00:26:42,048
Everyone knows it's the
woman behind the man
564
00:26:42,115 --> 00:26:44,783
who holds the cards.
565
00:26:44,851 --> 00:26:47,420
You're going to win it for me,
566
00:26:47,487 --> 00:26:50,323
it's my new long term plan.
567
00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:52,824
Whatever gets you wet.
568
00:26:52,891 --> 00:26:54,926
Not a chance in hell, Cowboy.
569
00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:18,582
2500 under book and a test ride?
570
00:27:18,649 --> 00:27:21,250
You got my vote, Councillor.
571
00:27:26,423 --> 00:27:28,558
And, he's back.
572
00:27:35,799 --> 00:27:38,667
How about I show you
my election platform?
573
00:27:38,735 --> 00:27:40,135
Okay.
574
00:27:41,571 --> 00:27:42,738
There it is.
575
00:27:42,806 --> 00:27:44,573
What do you think of that?
Yeah?
576
00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:48,543
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
577
00:27:48,611 --> 00:27:50,762
Vote Fitz, baby.
578
00:27:50,882 --> 00:27:52,359
Fitz for City Council!
579
00:27:52,479 --> 00:27:53,959
Oooh!
Yeah!
580
00:27:55,896 --> 00:28:05,996
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