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FITZ, NARRATING:
Some things are timeless:
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sharkskin soup,killer Sinatra,
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a perfectly chilled martini,to name but a few.
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Some things in thisworld are made to last.
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They're first rate,top shelf.
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You know, classic.
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Let's not mincewords here.
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Oh, fuck, Larry.
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Ugh.
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I, Richard Fitzpatrick,
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am worthy of the "classic"distinction.
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(Knocking on door)
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So blow me,prophecy of doom.
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Classic shit endures.
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It's indestructible.
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And it needsto take a piss.
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(Groaning)
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Yeah, this Fitzy'smeant to last.
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Just likemy morning woody.
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Grey?
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Oh!
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Ugh!
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Oh, Richard.
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(Fizzing)
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FITZ:
Oh, fuck, turn that down.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Without you
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I find my smile
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Without you
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I won by a mile
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Without you
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Oh life would be so grand
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Without you
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I'm half a man
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Without you
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Without you...
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Without you
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(Mouthing)
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DOT:
Hair dye.
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Someone's feeling his age.
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And I've got lots
of experience, kitten.
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(Clicking tongue)
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Yes, and it's tragic that
someone so seasoned
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will never amount to anything.
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Penniless, no land
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for your cheesy dream lounge,
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and so repellent to women
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that even that doormat
you called a girlfriend
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has finally abandoned you.
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Can we just fuck and get
rid of all this tension?
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Mm, ask not for whom
the bell tolls.
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It tolls for thee,
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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No.
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Boo!
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Wow.
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(Exhaling strongly)
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Richard, ageing
is all about stress.
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So I've enrolled you
in a restorative yoga class.
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There's an easy-does-it
one at 6:00.
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Can't. Last-minute plans.
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Richard, you need
to take this seriously.
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While ageing is generally
a natural process,
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with your impending
death date looming,
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I fear that your decay
has somehow sped up.
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How are your gums?
Any shrinkage?
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Ah!
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You want to know the
secret to staying young?
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The three Bs.
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Booze, boards
and a really nice suit.
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Oh, Dexter Laine.
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Yeah, the last man alive
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who supposedly might have
hung out with the Rat Pack.
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Fourteen marriages,
three heart attacks.
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Been on the road
since he was 15.
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Oh, Larry, if the seats
in his tour bus could talk,
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they'd be saying, "Hey, look,
Dexter's fucking again!"
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Well, I would think, Richard,
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that Dexter Laine is a little
bit past that phase of his life.
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Bullshit.
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That bus is a rolling shrine
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to the teachings of Frank
and the apostles.
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Oh, Richard,
this is actually better
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than a Sanskrit metaphysical
journey of self-discovery.
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Dexter Laine is what you need
to keep yourself feeling young.
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A positive influence
for ageing gracefully.
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Please, guy's got more
plastic-surgery scars
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than my mom's tits.
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You want to know
the secret to staying young?
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Being rich.
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In experience?
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No, dip-shit.
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From a celebrity endorsement.
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Think about it.
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Dex Laine, me,
sharing the marquee
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at the Summer Wind Lounge.
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Investors will be lining up.
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It will be money in the bank.
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Isn't Dexter Laine a solo act?
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Everyone needs a crew, baby.
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Ah.
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She's obviously
obsessed with me.
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What? Who?
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Dot, you moron.
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It's a very complex sexual
game we're playing.
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Cat and mouse,
predator and prey.
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Penis and vagina.
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Too bad she's already got
a boyfriend, though.
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What? Who? You?
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Yeah, we do things.
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I mean, it's not holding hands
and making pipe bombs,
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but it's almost as good.
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Josh, one blow job does
not a girlfriend make.
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There's been at least two.
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6:00 p.m. explosion
of ageing crooner awesome!
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Yeah!
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Get in the car.
Okay.
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Not you, Josh.
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It's business.
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I'm business.
I'm all types of business.
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Yeah, I know you're all
types of business.
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That's why I need
you here on standby.
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(Scoffing)
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Plan B kicks in;
you're my guy.
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Plan B?
Yeah.
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Holy shit.
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Eyes on Dot.
Not one word.
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Not one word.
Yeah.
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Lips are sealed, bro.
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Yeah.
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Get in!
Yeah!
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(Slot machines clicking)
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WOMAN:
Oh, Mr. Laine!
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MAN:
Mr. Laine! Come on over!!
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Thank you, baby.
Thank you, darling.
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Dexter loves you.
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Thank you.
Love you people.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you got those tickets I gave you?
Yeah.
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Richard, the fact that
you are including me
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in this pilgrimage
to see your idol--
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I am one of your pack, the
Fitz Blitz, baby! Yeah! Yeah!
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Man up, will you? Fuck.
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Hey, where are you going?
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See if we can get backstage.
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Oh.
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Hey, see that tall
guy back there?
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He tried to sell me some
counterfeit tickets.
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He's got some beef with Dex.
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He said he was trying
to cash in or something. I--
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Oh, Richard.
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Counterfeit tickets
copying is fraud, son.
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It's a funny story,
actually. Think--
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Ah. Think, "Spooky death
prophecy meets grey pubic hair,"
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and then you'll--
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Cousin. Cousin!
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Huh?
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It's time we had a talk, huh?
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I am unable to go on this way.
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This is not the time for guilt.
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My music gives me great joy.
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Hey, not the music!
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Our hip and happening
bachelor pad
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has been desecrated by that
Fitzpatrick she-devil.
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Shh.
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Cousin, think of the fun
times we used to have, huh?
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Do you remember we
used to fast so long;
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we'd start to hallucinate?
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Those were crazy,
crazy times! Yeah!
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I cannot keep living
that debauched life.
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What is he doing here?
I don't know.
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You leave me no choice.
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I invoke the Pashtun Valley
ritual of--
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(Speaking foreign word)
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Boys' night?
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Leave you alone with him?
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What? So he can ship you off
to some war-torn goat party
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and marry you off
to some 12-year-old?
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I don't fucking think so!
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You are absurd, and your breath,
it stinks like deli meat!
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(Laughing)
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You do not understand.
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(Foreign word)
is a time-honoured
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tradition amongst my people.
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Please, my mirage.
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And tomorrow night, you and I
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will watch
Sleepless in Seattle.
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You know, two can
play at this game.
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And it's called girl's
night out with tongue.
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I need to be drunker.
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(Applause)
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DEXTER LAINE: Good night, ladies and
gentlemen, I'm Dexter Laine!
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EMCEE:
Give it up for Dexter Laine!
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(Cheering)
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Hey, uh, Mr. Laine,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
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Call me Fitz.
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Fuck off, Fitz.
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I hear you.
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All those assholes trying
to get what they want from you,
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and all you want to do
is unwind after your show.
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All I want to do is have
regular bowel movements.
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And you deserve it.
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And you're the man,
king of the road.
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What did you say your name was?
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Fitz.
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As long as it's
not Joey Bishop.
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That fucking guy could not sing
for shit, and his jokes sucked.
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Oh, you got that right.
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You're not one of those rump
thumpers, are you, Fitz?
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No, just want to talk
a little business.
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All right, let's talk
a little business on the bus.
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Ring-a-ding, ding.
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I don't think so.
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Dex!
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Fuck.
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Hello, Richard.
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Thanks, ass bandit.
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Me? You blame this on me?
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You set me up.
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How else was I supposed
to get backstage?
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There goes my celebrity
endorsement deal.
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Some things are more important
than deals, Richard,
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like honesty, friendship,
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using your limited time
on this earth to do good.
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You see how much shit
that guy sells?
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He puts his name
on a fucking prune,
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and ca-ching,
he's shitting gold bullion.
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Oh, that's like magic.
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No, this is our
only shot at this.
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Next time he rolls through
this town, we'll both be dead.
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Richard, you still
have your dealership.
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Maybe that's legacy, enough.
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Great, toxic old man,
psycho office manager,
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stoned mechanic
who can't fix shit.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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I mean, it might
take him a while,
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but Josh can fix pretty
much anything on wheels.
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Yeah, if Fitzy
can't get to the bus,
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the bus will come to Fitzy.
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Where are you going?
Plan B.
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(Buzzing)
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LARRY: I cannot believe
you sabotaged that bus.
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Richard, plans born
of corruption can only lead
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to greater corruption
and anxiety-fuelled heartburn,
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which leads
to premature ageing,
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which leads to death,
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which leads us right
back to square one.
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Will you just close your eyes?
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It will be over
before you know it.
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Look, Richard, I know
you're anxious about achieving
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your dream-lounge fantasy
before you die.
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Exactly, Larry.
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My dream-lounge fantasy,
not yours,
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which means I can attain
it however I want.
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Hey, Josh!
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Josh!
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Working girls, stat!
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And not the cheap ones
from the mall.
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The expensive ones
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00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:06,433
from the mall.
265
00:11:07,535 --> 00:11:09,070
And I need you to fix this bus.
266
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:10,938
That could take weeks, though.
267
00:11:10,939 --> 00:11:15,509
I'm banking on it.
268
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:16,944
Where the fuck am I?
269
00:11:16,945 --> 00:11:18,846
Fitzpatrick Motors,
Mr. Laine.
270
00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:20,947
Richard Fitzpatrick,
we met backstage.
271
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:21,948
Yeah, I meet lots of people.
272
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,349
I bet you do.
273
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,717
What did you say your name was?
274
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,619
Fitz.
As long as it's not Bishop.
275
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,588
That fucking guy
couldn't sing for shit.
276
00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:30,423
And you know what they
said about his jokes?
277
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:32,558
No.
278
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,960
They sucked.
279
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,495
I like your style, kid.
280
00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:38,130
You're not one of those
derriere dandies, are you?
281
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,166
No, I'm your biggest fan.
282
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,501
Hey, why don't you come inside
for a cocktail? Relax.
283
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,503
I put my best man on this.
284
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,407
Easy.
285
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,143
JOSH:
Hey, Kabar.
286
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:55,346
Hey, man, listen, I need
a chrome engine case for a bus.
287
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,816
Yeah. Yeah.
288
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,483
Put me down for a kilo, dude.
289
00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:01,786
Yeah.
You said it, dude.
290
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,688
Borders don't cross themselves.
291
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,523
Okay, bye-bye.
292
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:06,991
Whoa!
293
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,592
Hi.
294
00:12:08,593 --> 00:12:10,393
What's with the bus?
295
00:12:10,394 --> 00:12:12,462
What bus?
296
00:12:12,463 --> 00:12:17,434
Josh, tell me about the bus.
297
00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:18,668
There's not really
anything tell.
298
00:12:18,669 --> 00:12:21,404
I mean, it's just
an ordinary tour bus.
299
00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:22,539
It's just--
300
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:23,740
(Zipper unzipping)
301
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,543
(Muffled):
Now tell me about the tour bus.
302
00:12:27,544 --> 00:12:29,846
It's Plan B!
303
00:12:29,847 --> 00:12:31,513
Fitzy's ticket out of here.
304
00:12:31,514 --> 00:12:34,450
His shot at the b-b-big time.
305
00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:35,651
(Moaning)
306
00:12:35,652 --> 00:12:38,287
(Sighing)
307
00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:41,389
I got a girlfriend.
308
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,624
(Woman laughing)
309
00:12:44,727 --> 00:12:45,727
DEXTER:
Here we are.
310
00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:46,895
We're backstage at the Copa.
311
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,563
I'm waiting for Frank
to give the nod.
312
00:12:48,564 --> 00:12:49,898
I get up to take a leak.
313
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,400
That cocksucker Bishop
took my cue.
314
00:12:52,401 --> 00:12:54,069
Man's got to have a crew
he can count on.
315
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:56,437
That fucking guy could
not sing for shit.
316
00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:58,138
And his jokes sucked.
317
00:12:58,139 --> 00:13:01,175
Ah, I like you, kid.
318
00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:02,809
Hey, Uncle D.,
319
00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:05,746
Dex, Dex, hey, I want to talk
to you about something.
320
00:13:05,747 --> 00:13:06,747
Shoot.
321
00:13:06,748 --> 00:13:07,748
It's a little business thing
322
00:13:07,749 --> 00:13:08,749
I've been working on
for a while.
323
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,018
Oh, stop living
in the past, kid!
324
00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:12,452
For chrissake!
325
00:13:12,453 --> 00:13:13,652
Did I tell you about Miami?
326
00:13:13,653 --> 00:13:15,621
Called the Summer Wind Lounge.
327
00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:18,157
That fucking Bishop could
not sign for shit.
328
00:13:18,158 --> 00:13:19,392
And his jokes sucked.
329
00:13:19,393 --> 00:13:20,393
They sucked!
Sucked!
330
00:13:20,394 --> 00:13:21,694
Ah, suck it.
331
00:13:21,695 --> 00:13:24,163
Hey, hey, hey,
it's a real old-school lounge.
332
00:13:24,164 --> 00:13:25,932
You know,
like the good old days,
333
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:28,001
like the Sands, like the Copa.
334
00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:29,467
Did you see Ocean's?
335
00:13:29,468 --> 00:13:31,136
Not half the vibe
it could have been.
336
00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:34,039
That was supposed
to be my vehicle.
337
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,407
(Glass smacking table)
338
00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:36,909
Tell me another story, Uncle D.
339
00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,676
This fucking kid
comes running backstage.
340
00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:40,712
He says, "Jesus,
Frank's fucking a boy!"
341
00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:42,614
I said, for chrissake,
it's Mia Farrow!
342
00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:44,649
(Fitzy laughing)
343
00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,484
When men were men and--
344
00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:49,020
Fuck Bishop!
345
00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:50,454
Fucking Bishop!
346
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,489
(Groaning)
347
00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:53,925
You make me feel
young again, kid.
348
00:13:53,926 --> 00:13:56,760
Yeah, you too, buddy.
349
00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,361
350
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:09,572
(Clearing throat)
351
00:14:09,573 --> 00:14:12,475
What are you doing?
352
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,110
Just pitching in.
353
00:14:14,111 --> 00:14:16,079
Helping to repair a bus
that seems to be taking
354
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,547
an exorbitant amount
of time to fix.
355
00:14:18,548 --> 00:14:22,284
I didn't know you were
mechanically minded.
356
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:25,120
Oh, women are capable
of many things, Larry.
357
00:14:25,121 --> 00:14:27,222
Yes, yes, indeed.
358
00:14:27,223 --> 00:14:31,927
Mm, Lizzie Borden,
Margaret Thatcher,
359
00:14:31,928 --> 00:14:34,462
both the Madonnas.
360
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:37,531
Oh, we're an integral
part of the ecosystem.
361
00:14:37,532 --> 00:14:40,435
We're multitaskers.
362
00:14:40,436 --> 00:14:43,404
Judge, jury,
363
00:14:43,405 --> 00:14:47,908
executioner.
364
00:14:47,909 --> 00:14:49,410
Oh?
365
00:14:49,411 --> 00:14:51,712
Did you know
the female praying mantis
366
00:14:51,713 --> 00:14:53,013
has cannibalistic tendencies?
367
00:14:53,014 --> 00:14:54,815
Nope.
Mm-hm.
368
00:14:54,816 --> 00:14:59,820
During sex she eats
the male's head as he thrusts.
369
00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:01,054
You know why?
370
00:15:01,055 --> 00:15:03,156
Unh-unh.
371
00:15:03,157 --> 00:15:06,058
So he'll perform better.
372
00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:10,897
Make the most of what sad
little life
373
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,298
he's got left.
374
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:17,537
(Whimpering)
375
00:15:17,538 --> 00:15:19,138
376
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:29,648
Sonya, where the hell are you?
377
00:15:29,649 --> 00:15:32,651
(Phone ringing)
378
00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:48,032
The fuck?
379
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:50,134
(Ringing stops)
380
00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:51,903
Really, Sonya?
381
00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:55,104
Staging your own abduction
not avoid girls' night?
382
00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:57,340
Again?
383
00:15:57,341 --> 00:16:01,678
Ugh!
384
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,680
(Woman laughing)
385
00:16:03,681 --> 00:16:07,316
Oh, guests. Hi.
386
00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:09,718
A little chilly for that.
387
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:13,756
What--?
388
00:16:13,757 --> 00:16:17,259
Uh, Richard, there are
a couple of gentlemen
389
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:20,696
with guns eating my Brie.
390
00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:24,099
Yeah, can't be Rat Pack without
mob contracts, shithead.
391
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,567
Mob contracts?
392
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,768
For the Summer Wind.
393
00:16:26,769 --> 00:16:28,169
Giving Uncle D.
and I a sweet deal
394
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,971
on plumbing and call girls.
395
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:32,206
Okay, Richard, Dot knows
396
00:16:32,207 --> 00:16:34,075
that you sabotaged
Dexter Laine's bus.
397
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,110
So?
"So"?
398
00:16:36,111 --> 00:16:37,545
She is dangerous.
399
00:16:37,546 --> 00:16:40,782
There is a foul plan afoot.
400
00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:43,050
The only plan that
broad has is to nail me.
401
00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:45,719
No, I would--
I would avoid that.
402
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,855
Mob contracts and death
prophecy, my Brie.
403
00:16:48,856 --> 00:16:51,558
Okay, first, shut the fuck
up about the prophecy.
404
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:53,961
And second, you don't know squat
about the way things work.
405
00:16:53,962 --> 00:16:55,963
You think Vegas was
built in a day?
406
00:16:55,964 --> 00:16:56,964
The Sands, the Trop'?
407
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,098
'Icana?
Yeah.
408
00:16:58,099 --> 00:16:59,099
He said, no, huh?
409
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,468
He hasn't said shit.
410
00:17:01,469 --> 00:17:03,436
The guy can barely
remember his own name.
411
00:17:03,437 --> 00:17:05,071
Between the handfuls of poppers
412
00:17:05,072 --> 00:17:06,939
and the same story
over and over--
413
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,375
Fuck him! You know who!
Fuck him!
414
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,776
LARRY:
Wait, pulls?
415
00:17:10,777 --> 00:17:12,145
Same stories?
416
00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:14,013
How old did you say he is?
417
00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:15,647
Real men don't
discuss their age.
418
00:17:15,648 --> 00:17:17,749
It's rude.
Alzheimer's!
419
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,951
Richard, don't you see?
420
00:17:19,952 --> 00:17:21,886
Dexter is more of a mentor
than you'll ever know.
421
00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:23,455
He keeps on keeping on,
422
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:25,324
even though he can't remember
what he did five minutes ago.
423
00:17:25,325 --> 00:17:27,859
So those aren't poppers?
They're meds.
424
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:30,329
Yeah, and we need to keep
him away from the alcohol.
425
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:33,531
Yeah, because that would
really fuck his shit up,
426
00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:34,766
impair his judgement.
427
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:35,800
Richard,
428
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,636
you're feeling empathy.
429
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:38,670
No, I'm not.
430
00:17:38,671 --> 00:17:39,971
I'm trying to figure out
431
00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:40,972
how to get him really loaded,
432
00:17:40,973 --> 00:17:44,075
so he'll sign on
the dotted line.
433
00:17:44,076 --> 00:17:46,077
Of course you are.
434
00:17:46,078 --> 00:17:47,745
(Foreign word)!
Mm!
435
00:17:47,746 --> 00:17:49,913
(Foreign word)!
Mm.
436
00:17:49,914 --> 00:17:52,349
Cousin, I can almost
hear those landmines
437
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:53,817
exploding in the distance.
438
00:17:53,818 --> 00:17:57,354
Yes, it is just like home.
439
00:17:57,355 --> 00:17:59,389
Hey, the tribal
elders might say,
440
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:02,026
"What is the problem,
dude, huh?"
441
00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:04,093
We are not in the old country.
442
00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:05,762
I moved on.
443
00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:07,864
You certainly moved on,
from one thing only.
444
00:18:07,865 --> 00:18:09,065
And that is me,
445
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:12,000
the one person who always
tries to make you happy.
446
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:16,405
Meghan makes me happy too,
just in other ways.
447
00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:18,207
Oh, so many ways.
448
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,375
What happens, hm?
449
00:18:19,376 --> 00:18:21,544
What happens when you marry
your second cousin?
450
00:18:21,545 --> 00:18:24,880
She has no place in your life.
451
00:18:24,881 --> 00:18:27,549
Those Fitzpatricks,
they are the enemy!
452
00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:32,387
And deep down you know that.
453
00:18:32,388 --> 00:18:36,090
(Foreign word).
454
00:18:48,703 --> 00:18:53,707
Hey, Uncle D.!
It's me, Fitzy!
455
00:18:55,476 --> 00:18:57,076
456
00:19:10,657 --> 00:19:14,392
This isn't a fuck bus.
It's just a rolling morgue.
457
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:17,161
Where the hell am I?
458
00:19:18,797 --> 00:19:22,367
Um, at the Copa, Uncle D.
459
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:26,104
Backstage, packed house.
460
00:19:26,105 --> 00:19:29,207
Henny just finished his set,
and I got good news.
461
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,907
You got the nod.
462
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:31,908
Place of your own.
463
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,244
Frankie know about this?
464
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:34,245
Oh, yeah!
465
00:19:34,246 --> 00:19:35,713
At first he was
thinking Bishop,
466
00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:38,081
but then he realized
you're the man for the job.
467
00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:39,717
Spotlight's all yours.
468
00:19:39,718 --> 00:19:41,518
Top name on the bill.
469
00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:43,387
Booze and hookers on the house.
470
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:46,689
Forget it, kid.
471
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,190
It's all an act.
472
00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:51,227
I haven't had real booze
or pussy since '74.
473
00:19:51,228 --> 00:19:52,828
474
00:19:58,969 --> 00:20:02,504
Mr. Laine, you are
the last of an era.
475
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,906
And look at you, man.
476
00:20:04,907 --> 00:20:07,208
It is what it is, kid.
477
00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:09,110
I'm-- I'm going to be dead
in two years anyway.
478
00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:11,346
I might only have
a couple of weeks left.
479
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:15,450
But guys like me,
we need guys like you.
480
00:20:15,451 --> 00:20:17,152
And guys like us,
481
00:20:17,153 --> 00:20:19,654
we don't go out like this.
482
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:21,890
I am worth 40 million.
483
00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:24,525
That could buy
a little more time
484
00:20:24,526 --> 00:20:25,693
or a lot of fun.
485
00:20:30,432 --> 00:20:32,533
You got to get off
this fucking bus, man.
486
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,669
I like your style, kid.
487
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,736
Yeah.
488
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,172
What did you say your name was?
489
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:39,706
Fitz.
490
00:20:42,277 --> 00:20:45,145
Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
491
00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:46,847
Hello, red.
492
00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:47,915
Fuck off, Fitz.
493
00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:54,553
Ooh, diddy like.
494
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,624
Sabotaging an old man's bus,
495
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:03,329
deals with the mob about a bar
that doesn't exits, clever.
496
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,298
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
497
00:21:05,299 --> 00:21:08,834
Dexter Laine and I
have plans, big plans.
498
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,102
It will blow this place
right out of the water.
499
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,038
One day, if you play
your cards right,
500
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,540
maybe I'll even let
you climb aboard.
501
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:16,842
We'll see how he feels
502
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:20,011
after I tell him what
a degenerate you are.
503
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:24,081
Be my guest.
504
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,682
505
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:35,659
Oh, hey, hey, hey,
you can't smoke in here.
506
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:38,061
I can do any fucking
thing I want!
507
00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:41,397
I'm Ken fucking Fitzpatrick.
508
00:21:41,398 --> 00:21:42,732
The Germans couldn't kill me.
509
00:21:42,733 --> 00:21:43,733
The Japs couldn't kill me.
510
00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:45,434
Cancer's not going to kill me.
511
00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:46,736
You fought in the war?
512
00:21:46,737 --> 00:21:48,938
The war of high fucking prices!
513
00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:51,975
I've outlasted every dealer
on this miserable strip.
514
00:21:51,976 --> 00:21:53,276
No way I'm going to let
515
00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:57,712
some scalpel jockey
take my nuts.
516
00:21:57,713 --> 00:21:58,713
(Grunting)
517
00:21:58,714 --> 00:21:59,814
What's your problem
518
00:21:59,815 --> 00:22:01,816
besides your face?
519
00:22:01,817 --> 00:22:04,353
Don't joke, Daddy.
I'm not in the mood.
520
00:22:04,354 --> 00:22:07,189
Ruptal and I, we--
521
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:08,190
I think it's over.
522
00:22:08,191 --> 00:22:10,091
Bullshit!
You're a Fitzpatrick!
523
00:22:10,092 --> 00:22:13,494
We decide when it's over.
524
00:22:13,495 --> 00:22:16,797
We decide how
it's going to end.
525
00:22:16,798 --> 00:22:21,102
Anything else is a pussy move.
526
00:22:21,103 --> 00:22:22,703
527
00:22:31,578 --> 00:22:32,578
You know what the problem is
528
00:22:32,579 --> 00:22:34,747
with the rest
of the world, Larry?
529
00:22:34,748 --> 00:22:36,917
They're always
three drinks behind.
530
00:22:36,918 --> 00:22:38,051
I'm proud of you, Richard.
531
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,652
This is real progress,
532
00:22:39,653 --> 00:22:42,255
and I'm so glad that it
all worked out for once.
533
00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:46,759
It's a real legacy,
built on mentorship and trust.
534
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,496
Yeah, by now he's probably
balls-deep in Dot.
535
00:22:50,497 --> 00:22:53,566
You--? You--?
536
00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:55,601
You left her alone
with Dexter Laine?
537
00:22:55,602 --> 00:22:58,103
Yeah, a little bonus
for my new partner.
538
00:22:58,104 --> 00:23:00,605
No, no, no, the praying mantis.
539
00:23:00,606 --> 00:23:02,140
She eats the head.
540
00:23:02,141 --> 00:23:03,408
She--
541
00:23:03,409 --> 00:23:07,979
She eats the head!
542
00:23:11,717 --> 00:23:13,718
(Beeping)
543
00:23:17,622 --> 00:23:21,725
Those fingers in my hair
544
00:23:21,726 --> 00:23:25,996
That sly "come hither" stare
545
00:23:25,997 --> 00:23:28,365
That strips
my conscience bare
546
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:33,503
It's witchcraft
547
00:23:33,504 --> 00:23:37,740
And I've got
no defence for it
548
00:23:37,741 --> 00:23:42,345
The heat is too
intense for it
549
00:23:42,346 --> 00:23:46,716
What good would
common sense for it do?
550
00:23:49,019 --> 00:23:53,356
'Cause it's witchcraft
551
00:23:53,357 --> 00:23:57,026
Wicked witchcraft
552
00:23:57,027 --> 00:24:01,130
And although I know
553
00:24:01,131 --> 00:24:05,400
It's strictly taboo
554
00:24:06,502 --> 00:24:11,272
When you arouse
the need in me
555
00:24:11,273 --> 00:24:15,276
My heart says,
"Yes, indeed, " in me
556
00:24:15,277 --> 00:24:20,047
Proceed with what
you're leading me to
557
00:24:23,651 --> 00:24:27,488
It's such an ancient pitch
558
00:24:27,489 --> 00:24:31,725
But one I wouldn't switch
559
00:24:31,726 --> 00:24:36,462
'Cause there's no nicer
witch than you
560
00:24:37,464 --> 00:24:40,133
(Siren wailing)
561
00:24:40,134 --> 00:24:41,734
562
00:24:56,516 --> 00:25:00,785
We were just talking.
That poor man.
563
00:25:00,786 --> 00:25:04,022
He was so--
So vital.
564
00:25:04,023 --> 00:25:05,123
So well preserved.
565
00:25:05,124 --> 00:25:07,124
A celebrity endorsement
from a stiff
566
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,659
is worth jack shit.
567
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:11,728
And now I'm in Dutch
with the mob.
568
00:25:11,729 --> 00:25:13,130
Thanks, cock docket.
569
00:25:13,131 --> 00:25:16,500
It's not me, Richard.
We are jinxed.
570
00:25:16,501 --> 00:25:18,135
LARRY: The curse, I--
I tried to warn you.
571
00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:19,970
Warn me about what, Larry?
572
00:25:19,971 --> 00:25:22,639
Fucking what?
573
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,408
You know what they say:
574
00:25:25,409 --> 00:25:27,710
tragedy always
comes in threes, dude.
575
00:25:27,711 --> 00:25:29,712
(Crow squawking)
576
00:25:29,713 --> 00:25:30,947
(Josh laughing)
577
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:33,074
One more to go.
578
00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:36,919
579
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:48,730
Fuck.
580
00:25:50,428 --> 00:26:00,622
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