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FITZ: The difference betweendreams and nightmares...
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Dreams involve my dick.
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All seven-- eight--
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No... nine inches of it.
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Nightmares alsoinvolve my dick...
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and a knife.
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No. No...
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The nightmares aren't real.
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It's just some weird shit,floating around in your head,
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because you had too manypeppers on your meatball sub.
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Or too much tequila.
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Or not enough tequila.
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Or too much Larry.
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Wake up, and everything's fine.
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Everything's coming up, Fitz.
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(Vomiting)
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Fuck sleep is what I say.
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Heroes never rest.
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Why waste time on my back
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when I can waste timeon yours, baby?
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Nah.
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I'm not gonna let somefairy subconscious shit
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get in my way.
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Fitzy weaves his own dreams.
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I just gotta stay focused.
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Alert.
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Eye on the prize.
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I'm gonna be immortal.
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(Glass shattering)
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Uh.
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Shut the fuck up, Larry.
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(Car lock beeping)
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Hey.
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I'll get the broom.
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Without you
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I'd find my smile
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Without you
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I'd have won by a mile
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Without you
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I'm half a man
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Without you
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Without you...
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Without you
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I have to be honest.
The brakes may need replacing.
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I know what you're
trying to do.
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Tell you about the brakes?
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Sell me with your reverse
psychology honesty crap.
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Tell me: what else is broken,
Mr. Fucking Honest?
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Actually, the name's Larry.
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Hold that thought.
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Richard, I could really use
your help over here.
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I'm not allowed to sell cars,
shit whistle.
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No dealer's licence.
Or did you forget?
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No! You reel in
the customer,
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and then I do the paperwork,
like we discussed.
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Hello? Concussion.
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You know they revoked
your insurance?
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And it's probably a good thing
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because you didn't have the
money to pay the bill.
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And you know why?
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Because you haven't helped me
close a deal in weeks.
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That reminds me:
you got any scratch?
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Richard, I am your conscience,
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not your automated
teller machine.
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I got a tip on a rigged horse.
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Okay, you wanna know what's
really going on here?
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The insomnia, the anxiety,
lack of focus and dry mouth?
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It's because you're not doing
the thing you love most.
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I'm not gonna let you
blow me, Larry.
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No! No! Selling cars
to fellow citizens
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who just need a little
pre-owned hope!
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Hope has left the building,
jerk-off.
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Even you can't sell a car with
your honesty shtick.
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MAN:
Welcome to our carnival...
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This place is running bad, man.
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LARRY:
Richard?
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Richard...
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Richard, you're
not even listening.
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Nope.
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LARRY:
Oh, Richard... Really?
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What about the crash?
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What am I supposed to say to
your father when he gets here?
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Richard!
This is textbook regression!
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Anxiety is the silent killer,
mister!
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I usually get moo shu pork
and a skin flick
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before I drop my pants.
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Well, you're long overdue
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for your annual colonoscopy,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
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And I make it a policy not to
date my patients.
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...Anymore.
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Oh, your testicles are huge.
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Thanks.
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No, no, no.
Not in a good way.
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Okay, I'm going in.
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I'd better get a reach-around
is all I'm saying.
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This reminds me of the time
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when my sister showed her ankles
in public.
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Cousin.
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Yeah?
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Modern females are to be
serviced, not sentenced.
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You know that Fitzpatrick
She-devil?
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She's brainwashing you.
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We're not living in the
old country anymore.
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But the old country is living
within us, cousin.
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We do what we must to fit in.
That is all.
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This car salesman haircut.
This off-the-rack suit.
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It sickens me.
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Bring me my goats.
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Bring me my mountain bike.
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Again with the mountain bike.
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And don't forget,
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you are betrothed to a second
cousin twice removed.
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You don't understand my Meghan.
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This is a relationship
built on love,
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frequent sexual relations
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and trust, cousin. Trust.
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Betrothed? What the fuck
does that mean?
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How much?
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Well, it's a sliding scale.
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Hmm...
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I'm a little low on scratch.
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Maybe we could work
something out in trade.
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(Sexual moaning)
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Oh! Oh!
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What's wrong?
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Oh...
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Signs... Signs...
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Train tracks...
broken glass... fire...
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I understand
the business, baby.
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The leading questions,
the vague responses.
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I'm thinking of
a long lost loved one.
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No, no, no, no. You're thinking
of a shadowy figure,
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with a dagger, pointed...
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at your dick.
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That's just a dream.
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The rubes get the act, honey.
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The tarot cards...
the crystal ball...
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But there's no magic more
powerful than an orgasm.
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That is when I truly
see the future, and...
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You don't want to know
what the rest is.
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The fuck I don't!
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You're a dead man.
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Someone's gonna kill you.
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My sister Meghan. That little
bitch was always jealous of me.
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I couldn't see a face.
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Then I guess we're
gonna go again.
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Baby, get back here.
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No way, I got enough problems.
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You're serious?
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Only way to break the curse
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is by making amends to
the person you've wronged.
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I haven't wronged anyone.
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Well, whoever you didn't wrong
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is gonna kill you
on the beaver moon.
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The beaver what?
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I'll be back in town
in six months.
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If you're still alive,
look me up.
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Curse...
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Fuck.
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It's crazy, right?
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Psychic fucking bullshit.
Nightmares coming true.
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Some crazy chick telling me
I'm gonna die.
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It's all in your head, bro.
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Here have some of that.
That'll get rid of the paranoia.
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Yeah. 'Cause this shit
isn't real.
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Nothing gets to Fitzy. All I
gotta do it win some scratch,
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get the plan
back on track, right?
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Easy as that, man.
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Though, I knew this guy...
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We were installing
a puppet regime in Haiti,
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and we fucked with
the wrong witch doctor, man.
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I was making cookie
with his daughter.
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Before you could say, "Cut up a
chicken a read its entrails."
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Boom!
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I've seen a lot of dead guys.
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Like, heads blowed off.
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Arms in those heads.
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Feet.
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I don't know whose feet
they were,
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but man, that guy was... dead!
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Who's marked for death again?
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Me, John.
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Gotta go.
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Thanks for the pep talk,
asshole.
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Anytime, bro.
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Ball cancer. Great.
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To your health.
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My health can suck my dick.
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Some mood on
a nice day like this.
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What's so nice about it?
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The sun's shining, margin's up.
I don't know.
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Makes me want to fill my rifle
with potential and shoot a duck.
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I'm Dot Foxley.
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Vodka soda.
Martini for Mr. Grumpy.
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Ken Fitzpatrick.
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Of Fitzpatrick Motors?
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Well, what's a big successful
boy like you
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doing in a dive like this?
Thanks.
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You know, I have had my eye on
your fine establishment
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for a while now.
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You with the feds?
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No, business school.
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Our assignment was
to start a mock company
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and hide all our profits.
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Nothing beats used car
dealership to conceal revenue.
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That place is my
fucking albatross.
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I can't find a decent salesman
to save my life.
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You don't need
another salesman.
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You need someone who knows the
car racket inside and out.
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Let me guess... a broad.
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You're big picture.
Upper management.
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You should have someone
working under you.
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Another round.
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I haven't met a woman who cared
about cars since my ex-wife.
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I do not believe you're single.
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That cooze ruined my life.
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Her and the demon spawn
she left behind.
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Did you know they're using
maggots in hospitals again
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to clean wounds?
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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They only eat the dead flesh,
but they take a long time.
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Amputation is much more
efficient, don't you think?
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Cut that useless limb
right off.
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Amputation.
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Dreams are bullshit, right?
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Dreams are wishes your heart
makes when you're sleeping.
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That never come true, right?
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Well, any dream can come true,
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if you work hard enough.
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What if you don't want the
fucking dream
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to come true, turd pickler?
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Richard, what did that
carnie psychic say to you?
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She told me my life
was going to shit.
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Sounds like you got
your money's worth.
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Hold my calls.
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She'll hold shit.
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Why not?
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You're fired.
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Fuck you. You can't fire me.
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I can do any
fucking thing I want.
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I am a shareholder,
and I object.
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Object to this!
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You're fired too!
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I figured out what's wrong
with this place: you.
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Everything you touch
turns to shit.
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You're like a cooler,
a diseased limb...
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and I'm amputating.
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Mr. Fitzpatrick?
Mr. Fitzpatrick, quick word.
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The fuck are you still
doing here? I fired you.
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Sir, I know this is a very
stressful time for you,
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but please don't
fire Richard... or me.
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This is a very trying time
for him... and me.
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And I'm worried that the stress
is too much for his psyche,
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especially considering
everything
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that's happened to him,
and... me.
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Welcome
"Planet Who Gives A Fuck?"
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Population: me. You think I
don't have any problems?
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Problems? Sir, is there
anything I can do?
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What, are you gonna get me
a new pair of--
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00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:50,734
Dice?
263
00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,403
Dice?
264
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,006
No, I didn't think so, asshole.
265
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:58,575
Useless sacks of skin.
266
00:13:05,182 --> 00:13:07,150
LARRY: Just tell him
that you're sorry.
267
00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:09,720
FITZ: That fucking curse.
That's why Ken fired me.
268
00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,154
And who said you can stay?
269
00:13:11,155 --> 00:13:13,757
Richard, I am not leaving
until we solve this, okay?
270
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,358
Because you and I both know
271
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,093
there's no such thing
as a curse.
272
00:13:17,094 --> 00:13:19,129
Says the shmuck who claims
to be my conscience.
273
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,163
Richard, people
use superstition
274
00:13:21,164 --> 00:13:23,232
as an excuse for
poor life choices.
275
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:24,967
They believe bad things
will happen,
276
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,536
and as a result,
bad things happen.
277
00:13:26,537 --> 00:13:29,104
Look, it's like losing your job
is all in your head.
278
00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:33,208
Blah!
279
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:38,613
And apparently that's how you
sleep: pink PJs. Nice.
280
00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:39,614
What?
281
00:13:39,615 --> 00:13:41,516
Right there.
Backdoor. Backdoor.
282
00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:42,951
What? What? What?
What the fuck is it?
283
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,419
Stop! Stop!
What? What?
284
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,054
It's-- It's like scarring.
285
00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:50,291
It's a-- an odd...
train-track-like configuration.
286
00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:54,628
Train tracks? That psychic
said I was marked for death.
287
00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:57,098
Death? Richard, what are you talking
about?
288
00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:59,800
Oh, come on, Larry.
Get with the program.
289
00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:02,103
My nightmares, the prophecy,
the shadowy figure...
290
00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:03,737
How fucking dense are you, man?
291
00:14:03,738 --> 00:14:04,972
(Doorbell ringing)
292
00:14:04,973 --> 00:14:06,474
Oh, come in.
293
00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:07,975
"Come in?" Are you out of
your fucking mind?
294
00:14:07,976 --> 00:14:09,342
That could be anybody!
295
00:14:09,343 --> 00:14:10,343
(Doorbell ringing)
296
00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:11,878
You answer it.
297
00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:13,313
If they're here to get me, at
least I'll kill you first.
298
00:14:13,314 --> 00:14:14,681
Okay. No, but--
299
00:14:14,682 --> 00:14:18,017
Yeah!
Okay.
300
00:14:18,018 --> 00:14:19,953
Oh, Sonja!
301
00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:22,222
How nice of your to stop by and
not want to kill Richard.
302
00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,590
SONJA:
What?
303
00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:25,191
LARRY: Just tell him there's
no such thing
304
00:14:25,192 --> 00:14:27,460
as a stupid prophecy, okay?
305
00:14:27,461 --> 00:14:29,628
Oh, Fitzy...
306
00:14:32,065 --> 00:14:36,102
I just wanted you to know that
no matter what happens:
307
00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:40,106
unemployment, poverty,
eventual depression
308
00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:42,107
and breakdown of
one's self-esteem.
309
00:14:42,108 --> 00:14:44,809
Or a prophecy.
310
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,911
We are all in this together.
311
00:14:46,912 --> 00:14:50,615
Now... What can I do
to help you relax?
312
00:14:53,719 --> 00:14:55,686
Well, I can think of
a lot of things,
313
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,754
but first, I'd like to start--
314
00:14:56,755 --> 00:14:58,355
(Glass shattering)
315
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,523
Oh, crud.
316
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,363
Fitzy?
317
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,198
Larry...
What?
318
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,533
Broken glass!
You okay?
319
00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:13,169
Get away from me.
Get away from me!
320
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,405
You don't want me to stay?
Fitzy?
321
00:15:16,406 --> 00:15:17,940
LARRY:
Richard? Are you okay?
322
00:15:17,941 --> 00:15:19,808
Train tracks. Broken glass.
323
00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:22,778
Fire!
324
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:25,914
Not my fucking vodka,
you idiot!
325
00:15:25,915 --> 00:15:27,916
(Screaming)
326
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:31,219
Good god. The prophecy.
327
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,920
(Thunder)
328
00:15:32,921 --> 00:15:36,658
(Sirens)
329
00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:39,227
Justin?
330
00:15:39,228 --> 00:15:42,497
Justin! Where's my son?
331
00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:43,998
What the fuck are you
talking about?
332
00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:46,167
You lost custody
six months ago.
333
00:15:46,168 --> 00:15:48,068
Quiet. The insurance
people are here.
334
00:15:48,069 --> 00:15:50,771
Really? You're gonna try and
fake your own son's death
335
00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:52,206
to collect the insurance money?
336
00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:53,907
Well, I'm homeless now,
thanks to you,
337
00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:55,042
so what are you
gonna do about it?
338
00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:56,477
I don't give a shit.
339
00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:59,079
Why don't you live with your
magic carpet salesman?
340
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,715
Oh! Yeah!
341
00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:05,951
Richard? Richard,
I owe you an apology.
342
00:16:05,952 --> 00:16:08,721
By some freakish twist of
doomsday fate,
343
00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:10,256
there's a real possibility
344
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:12,425
that you are in fact marked
for death, and that means...
345
00:16:12,426 --> 00:16:15,795
Wait! As your conscience,
so am I!
346
00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:17,129
Man up, Larry.
347
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:19,898
Fitzy?
348
00:16:19,899 --> 00:16:22,201
I know what happened in there.
349
00:16:22,202 --> 00:16:24,436
So do I.
No more porn archives.
350
00:16:24,437 --> 00:16:27,272
You didn't jump at the chance
to have sex with me.
351
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,940
I did so.
352
00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:30,609
I tried to use sex to sooth you,
353
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:34,144
but what you wanted was a hug.
354
00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:35,613
Some tender loving Sonja.
355
00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:37,415
Stop acting so gay.
356
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:40,784
I want the world
to know it, Fitzy.
357
00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:43,053
You've changed.
358
00:16:43,054 --> 00:16:47,024
This is the new Richard
Fitzpatrick, everyone!
359
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:53,463
He is a sensitive man,
and I love him for it.
360
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,932
What the fuck are
you all staring at?
361
00:16:55,933 --> 00:17:00,169
I'm still the same asshole
I've always been.
362
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:03,306
I'm not gonna let some...
fucking...
363
00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:06,575
bullshit nightmare prophecy
change that.
364
00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:08,577
As god as my witness,
365
00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:11,114
I wanted to pour the pork
to Sonja last night,
366
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,949
and do you know why?
367
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,318
'Cause I'm Richard fucking
Fitzpatrick.
368
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,420
And I'm getting my life back.
369
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,234
LARRY:
Puddle.
370
00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:34,236
Ah, fuck.
371
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:38,639
Okay, it's got its own kitchen,
queen-sized bed,
372
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,040
and a hide-a-bed in the couch.
373
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:43,010
Now, air conditioner
doesn't work and cable TV.
374
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,645
So long as I got porn.
375
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,381
Now, Richard, we cannot hide
from fate in this motel room.
376
00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:49,183
Yes, I can.
377
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:50,751
Maybe this prophecy is the
wake-up call
378
00:17:50,752 --> 00:17:52,386
we've been waiting for,
you know?
379
00:17:52,387 --> 00:17:54,254
A little nudge to get your life
back on track.
380
00:17:54,255 --> 00:17:56,089
The only way to get my life
back on track
381
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,590
is for me to get to the track.
382
00:17:57,591 --> 00:17:59,525
Richard, how could you think
about horses
383
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,994
at a time like this?
384
00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:04,664
I need money, dumbass. Plus I
got a tip on a rigged horse.
385
00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:07,000
Fuck the dealership.
Fuck my old man.
386
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,567
And if you tell anyone you
checked out my ass,
387
00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:10,102
fuck you too.
388
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:14,039
Richard, I will
make you a deal.
389
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,309
I've, uh... I've put aside
some funds for an emergency.
390
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:21,046
Wait... I've been
choking down blended
391
00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:22,380
and you've been
holding out on me?
392
00:18:22,381 --> 00:18:26,750
No! I-- I will put that money
down on your horse,
393
00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,752
if you promise me two things.
394
00:18:28,753 --> 00:18:30,988
One: you must apologize
to your father.
395
00:18:30,989 --> 00:18:34,192
Why would I apologize to that
petrified sack of ass?
396
00:18:34,193 --> 00:18:36,727
Richard, you remember what the
fortune teller said?
397
00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:38,662
You must make amends to the
person you've wronged.
398
00:18:38,663 --> 00:18:40,331
Our lives may depend on it.
399
00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:41,832
So, start with Ken.
400
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,467
And what else?
401
00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:47,470
Well, now that I've been banned
from the dealership,
402
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:50,841
I, uh... I need
a place to stay.
403
00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:52,042
Oh, for fuck's sake.
404
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,711
Those are my terms.
405
00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:58,047
Fine, but you gotta
get to the bookie now.
406
00:18:58,048 --> 00:19:00,716
Cherry Bombed in the 5th.
And if you fuck this up, Larry,
407
00:19:00,717 --> 00:19:02,517
we won't need a prophecy
or a nightmare.
408
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,053
I'll fucking kill you myself.
409
00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:05,420
Get your hands off me.
410
00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:07,456
Get out of here!
411
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:24,405
LOUDSPEAKER: Everyone is welcome atRuptal's Prestige Autos.
412
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:26,440
Come on in.Get into the old country...
413
00:19:29,644 --> 00:19:32,045
My plum! What are you
doing here?
414
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,381
My stupid brother burned down
my stupid house
415
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:38,050
and everything I own.
I need a place to stay.
416
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,754
And, uh, you've come to give me
your change of address?
417
00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:42,221
Rupey!
418
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,723
You want to stay with me.
419
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,957
What do you want me to do?
420
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,126
Live on the street
like I'm some hobo?
421
00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:49,562
I will drive you
to the street myself.
422
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,264
Hello. Private conversation.
423
00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:53,198
Oh, it's so very private
424
00:19:53,199 --> 00:19:54,733
when you screech like
the unfed vulture!
425
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,101
Easy.
426
00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:58,871
Hey! You know the rules.
No Fitzpatricks allowed.
427
00:19:58,872 --> 00:20:01,673
It'll be fun, like, uh...
428
00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:04,576
Like a sleepover...
with benefits.
429
00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:06,545
She has nowhere to go.
430
00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:09,980
And we Pashtuns are renowned the
world over for our hospitality.
431
00:20:09,981 --> 00:20:12,283
Oh, now you e e proud
of our heritage,
432
00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:15,720
when it promises you plenty of
access to her walls of sugar!
433
00:20:15,721 --> 00:20:19,791
Cousin, please, we have
plenty of room in our tent!
434
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,659
You live inside a tent
in your garage?
435
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:24,961
You know you're
not refugees, right?
436
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:25,995
You aren't refugees, right?
437
00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:28,197
Hey, it is comfortable,
cost-effective,
438
00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:29,666
and it reduces our
carbon footprint.
439
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:32,969
I'm a Fitzpatrick! I deserve to
be treated with dignity,
440
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,572
respect, and fresh towels!
441
00:20:35,573 --> 00:20:37,474
My plum, come.
442
00:20:37,475 --> 00:20:42,411
I fill furnish
every linen you desire.
443
00:20:42,412 --> 00:20:44,413
...For a few days.
444
00:20:48,752 --> 00:20:49,952
A tent...
445
00:21:02,498 --> 00:21:03,498
Fuck...
446
00:21:08,471 --> 00:21:11,806
You look like shit.
447
00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:13,707
No. I look like a younger,
sexier version
448
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,342
of your tired old ass.
449
00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:19,145
Drink it all in,
'cause this is how you end up.
450
00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:22,048
Same genetic code,
same miserable fate.
451
00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:25,519
Read the sign. It says,
"Reserved for Fitz." Fuck off.
452
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,153
I've been drinking here
453
00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:30,055
since you were doing the
backstroke in my ball sack.
454
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,358
I sit where I want.
455
00:21:34,995 --> 00:21:37,196
You got something on this?
456
00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:42,034
Yeah. A sure thing.
457
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,370
You're the
unluckiest guy in town.
458
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,972
I bet your horse loses.
There's a sure thing.
459
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,407
Put your money where
your mouth is, old man.
460
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,810
When my horse wins,
I get my old job back.
461
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,946
And when your horse loses, you
get the fuck out of my life,
462
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,383
and I never have
to see you again.
463
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:01,184
See if you are strongerthan a bunny!
464
00:22:01,185 --> 00:22:04,922
Try Punch-a-Bunny...if you dare!
465
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,625
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You are not welcome here.
466
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,926
I need to speak to
your fortune teller,
467
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:10,528
and figure out a way to save
Richard's life,
468
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,029
and essentially my own.
469
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,164
That's all very interesting,
Mr. Larry,
470
00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:15,666
but there is no
fortune teller here.
471
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,933
Of course there is.
472
00:22:16,934 --> 00:22:20,069
She told Richard all about
his unfortunate fate.
473
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:23,072
We have Punch-a-Bunny,
a Dynamite Dunking Fool,
474
00:22:23,073 --> 00:22:26,910
and a condemned child's ride
for which we are not liable.
475
00:22:26,911 --> 00:22:28,611
But no fortune teller.
476
00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:32,015
Okay, this-- this is bad.
This is bad.
477
00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:35,517
Richard is far too emotionally
immature to show remorse.
478
00:22:35,518 --> 00:22:37,419
And he's never gonna apologize
to his father
479
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,387
and without his help...
480
00:22:41,424 --> 00:22:43,659
Fuzzy dice.
481
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:45,060
How much for the dice?
482
00:22:45,061 --> 00:22:47,029
Last price? Are you kidding me?
They're not for sale.
483
00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:50,865
They're bestowed only on those
who can conquer
484
00:22:50,866 --> 00:22:53,935
the almighty Punch-a-Bunny.
485
00:22:53,936 --> 00:22:56,270
Ken desperately wants
new fuzzy dice.
486
00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,105
Okay? Please!
There is no time.
487
00:22:58,106 --> 00:23:01,642
What's the matter? Are you
afraid to take on the bunny,
488
00:23:01,643 --> 00:23:04,111
you unnaturally tall
Caucasian man?
489
00:23:04,112 --> 00:23:06,079
What?
490
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,748
That is racist.
491
00:23:08,749 --> 00:23:10,951
How come you want you job back
492
00:23:10,952 --> 00:23:12,986
if you don't have
a licence to sell cars?
493
00:23:12,987 --> 00:23:17,423
I need a place of operations.
Phone. Free coffee. Sonja.
494
00:23:17,424 --> 00:23:19,859
That homo-hideaway you keep
going on about?
495
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,460
We'll see how you feel about it
496
00:23:21,461 --> 00:23:23,829
when you're
waiting outside in line.
497
00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:25,731
I'll burn the place down before
you get my business.
498
00:23:25,732 --> 00:23:30,736
You haven't got the balls.
499
00:23:30,737 --> 00:23:33,205
TV:
They're off!
500
00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:34,740
Rope Back Up pulling for theearly lead.
501
00:23:34,741 --> 00:23:36,908
Simple Season's up close in theearly going.
502
00:23:36,909 --> 00:23:39,877
And, Long Shot and CherryBombed is right there as well.
503
00:23:50,656 --> 00:23:53,456
And Cherry Bombed has made adecisive move,
504
00:23:53,457 --> 00:23:56,459
and is on a mission here,at outrageous odds.
505
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:57,961
He's overtaken Simple Season.
506
00:23:57,962 --> 00:24:01,665
Will Simple Season be able torespond to the challenge
507
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:03,967
of Cherry Bombed as they headover to the top of the stretch?
508
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:15,845
Nooo!
509
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:29,424
It's Cherry Bombed,fully extended
510
00:24:29,425 --> 00:24:31,793
and Long Shot is tryingto hold on.
511
00:24:31,794 --> 00:24:34,996
Simple Season, as they headtowards the wire--
512
00:24:34,997 --> 00:24:36,565
This is going to be close!
513
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:40,502
And Cherry Bombed has done it!
514
00:24:40,503 --> 00:24:43,504
He won it by half-a-length!
515
00:24:43,505 --> 00:24:47,075
A massive upsetat incredible odds!
516
00:24:47,076 --> 00:24:49,077
50 to 1!
517
00:24:50,846 --> 00:24:54,515
Yeah!
518
00:24:54,516 --> 00:24:57,552
Richard! We're saved!
519
00:24:57,553 --> 00:25:01,555
Uh, yeah. My sure thing
came in. I'm rich!
520
00:25:01,556 --> 00:25:04,958
Yes. Yes, we are rich...
521
00:25:04,959 --> 00:25:07,227
with possibility!
522
00:25:07,228 --> 00:25:09,930
What the fuck are you
talking about, Larry?
523
00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:11,231
You went to the bookie, right?
524
00:25:11,232 --> 00:25:13,966
You got my money, right?
525
00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:18,604
Uh, well... No.
526
00:25:18,605 --> 00:25:20,907
But, I got these!
527
00:25:20,908 --> 00:25:24,276
Richard, I did bad,
528
00:25:24,277 --> 00:25:27,346
to achieve good,
to save our lives.
529
00:25:31,884 --> 00:25:34,920
Sir, as per the prophecy,
530
00:25:34,921 --> 00:25:37,989
we make amends.
531
00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:42,327
Consider this a symbolic and
heartfelt gift of apology.
532
00:25:42,328 --> 00:25:45,396
Richard, he may not show it,
but your son loves you.
533
00:25:45,397 --> 00:25:48,099
And all he's asking for
is your forgiveness,
534
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,567
and his job back.
535
00:25:50,568 --> 00:25:52,569
And my fucking money, Larry.
536
00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:54,538
(Laughing)
537
00:25:54,539 --> 00:25:57,674
Even when you win, you lose.
538
00:25:57,675 --> 00:26:01,678
(Laughing)
539
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:05,782
(Laughing)
540
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:09,986
Oh, Richard.
541
00:26:30,907 --> 00:26:35,143
Hello, I'm Dot Foxley,
your new office manager,
542
00:26:35,144 --> 00:26:38,279
and I can't tell you
how excited I am
543
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,447
to be part of the
Fitzpatrick Motors family.
544
00:26:42,117 --> 00:26:45,286
That old black magic
545
00:26:45,287 --> 00:26:48,122
That you weave so well
546
00:26:48,123 --> 00:26:50,957
(Mimicking explosion)
547
00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:53,393
Hold on tight,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
548
00:26:53,394 --> 00:27:04,011
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