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You'll never guess!
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Topanga's pregnant!
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She is?
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Why'd she tell you
and not me?
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Are you the father
of my child?
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Hey, idiot.
What?
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You had news?
Oh yeah, okay.
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I got a job!
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Hey, a job!
Good for you!
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Ask me what my hours are.
Go ahead. Ask me.
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What are your hours, Cor?
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It's up to me!
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Now ask me who I work for.
Go ahead, ask me.
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You know what I wonder?
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What, what, what, what?
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Who your boss could be.
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Me! I work for me!
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My boss is Mr. Me!
It's all me!
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Isn't that great?
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I wouldn't like it,
but it's good for you.
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It is, Shawn.
Oh, yes, it is.
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And I can make between
$400 and $5,000 a month!
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Oh, no.
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You see,
I'm the lord of my castle,
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and as the lord, I think
it's up to me to provide.
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And it's up to Topanga
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to be my grateful French
chambermaid, Fifi LeBanza.
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You haven't actually said any
of this to Topanga, have you?
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Nah, this is just crap
floatin' around in my head.
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But that's the beauty
of marriage, Shawn.
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That's the golden nugget.
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Nobody
has to know nothin'!
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I have news!
I have news!
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Me first?
Like always.
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Okay. I was taking the train
downtown to check out some shoes,
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just to look,
not to buy.
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And I was sitting
next to this woman
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who was looking
at fashion photos,
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and I commented,
"Oh, I love that outfit."
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So did she.
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Turns out she's the editor
for this fashion magazine,
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and we hit it off so well, she
offered me a job! Right there!
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I'm her assistant, Cory!
I got a job!
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I'm really
very proud of you.
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What's your news?
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Eh, I got a job, too.
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(SCREAMS) That's great! Cory!
We're a two-income family!
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Tell me! Tell me everything!
What's the job? How'd you get it?
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Okay, okay, okay, so I'm
walking down the street,
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and I see this flier
with the dollar signs on it.
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Seen those. Go on.
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Okay, so I called the number.
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That's great!
That shows initiative!
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Yeah, initiative!
Now I'm an entrepreneur!
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What exactly
are you doing, sweetie?
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Selling magazine subscriptions
over the phone!
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Oh.
Try again.
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Oh!
Good girl.
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Yeah, "Oh!"
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I can wear what I want, I can go
to the bathroom where I want,
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I can eat lunch when
I want. It's great!
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And I can make
as much as I choose
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between $400
and $5,000 a month!
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I choose $5,000!
Thank you!
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Where are you working?
Where are your offices?
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In our living room.
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Oh.
Try again.
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Oh.
Not as good.
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Hey, look. A penny!
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Hey, was it heads up?
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Is that the side
with the head on it?
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Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it was heads up.
Yeah.
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Well,
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then you, my friend, are the
proud owner of a lucky penny.
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What? What, really?
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I've never had one of these
before. What are the rules?
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It's easy, all right?
It's just a superstition.
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No, no.
I feel something.
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I felt something the second
I touched this penny.
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Why can't you just react
like a normal person?
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I am lucky!
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What now?
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Oh, he found
a little shiny penny.
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Oh. Do you want to
see my lucky penny?
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No!
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My lucky penny!
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Wow! This must be
your lucky day, Eric.
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No, no, no. Shh. Shh.
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Not my lucky day,
my lucky life.
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It's a nice penny.
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I see what you're
trying to do.
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You're trying to seduce
me for my penny.
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You caught me.
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I'm hot for your penny.
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Evil temptress.
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Oh. Well, that's me.
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See, if you had a nickel,
I'd probably marry you.
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That's how badly
I want you!
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Dude, gimme a nickel.
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Hello.
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Is this
Mr. Leon Schanazzi?
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Can you read?
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Good for you.
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Because I'm gonna read you
our list of magazines.
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Now, there's 700 here,
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so please don't hang up
before I finish,
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because I don't like it
and it's mean to me.
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Ready? Here we go.
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Aardvark.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I told you not to
do that, Schanazzi.
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Now we're gonna have
to start all over again.
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Here we go.
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Aardvark.
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Hello?
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Schanazzi?
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You know what, Schanazzi?
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You have a stupid name!
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Cory, you'll never guess what
happened to me at work today!
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I can't talk now, Schanazzi.
My wife's home.
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I'll call you later.
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Cory, I have the best news!
I can't wait to tell you!
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This is gonna be
the kind of job
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where I take Aspirin.
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A lot!
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How you doin'?
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Hello?
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Hi! Is this, uh,
Donna Santiangelo?
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Oh, great!
This is Topanga.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
Donna's a great name, too.
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Uh, anyway, I'm one of those
annoying magazine people
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who call at the worst time.
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(LAUGHS) I know.
Don't you just hate us?
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Yeah! Like you're
gonna sell a magazine!
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I couldn't sell one magazine,
and I'm in the business!
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What?
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Um, yeah, that's
one of our magazines.
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Uh-huh. And that.
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All of them?
Fantastic!
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We'll bill you!
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That was fun!
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You sold a magazine?
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Eight. You must
have sold, like, 800!
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How many did you sell?
Tell me, tell me.
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Perhaps you didn't
hear me when I said,
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"I didn't sell one magazine, and I'm
in the business," 17 seconds ago.
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Right. So, Judy,
she's my boss,
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she calls me
into her office today
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with two other
associate editors.
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She asks me for my opinion on
what our first cover should be.
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Apparently the other two
hated the one I picked,
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but Judy loved
the one I picked,
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and we're gonna use
the one I picked!
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Can you believe it?
Me! The one I picked!
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So she promoted you?
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Yes!
Isn't that something?
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Everybody relax! Nothing
bad can happen to you.
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Nothin' at all.
You're with me.
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What's goin' on
over there?
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He found a lucky penny.
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You really believe
in that stuff, Eric?
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Yes, Shawn,
yes, I do.
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I'm the chosen one.
I'm protected.
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I've got an invisible
shield all over my body.
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Watch this.
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Rocco!
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No, no, no, please! Come on,
I don't want to get hurt!
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Rocco! Rocco!
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You know, I just
hate getting hurt.
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Matthews, you better have a
good reason for bothering me.
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Yeah, I...
Let's go! Let's go!
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I'm not. Yeah, I just...
You know what?
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I just want Rocco to clear
something up for me.
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Well, if it's your
complexion, no can do!
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(LAUGHING)
My complexion!
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Let's go! Come on!
No, no.
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Just real quick, just real quick. I
just have one question for Rocco.
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Hey, Rocco,
just curiously,
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um, as an athlete
on the football team,
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is it a distraction
being gay?
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Ahhh!
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Thank you.
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It's okay.
What?
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I've been holding it in
for so long.
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Fellas, I'm gay.
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That's okay, Rocco,
so are we!
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Really?
Yeah!
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Oh, sure.
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What?
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This is impossible!
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Oh, hey.
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Just move
the 9 to the 10,
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Jack to the Queen.
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Oh! Look!
I got an ace.
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I win.
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Good job, Cory.
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Yeah, I'm brilliant.
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Well, work must be going well
if you can take a break.
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Yeah, well. I took
a long break, you know?
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I quit.
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You quit? Why?
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Because, Topanga, unlike
you, I wasn't enjoying it.
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Unlike you,
I wasn't good at it.
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Unlike you, I don't
shine at everything.
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I don't shine
at anything.
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Honey,
what's bothering you?
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Nothing, Topanga. I'm just...
I'm in a mood, okay?
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Well, is there anything
I can do to cheer you up, huh?
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Topanga know
what Cory like.
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No.
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But I love you.
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Wanna go home? Huh?
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You wanna go home
and have pooky-pook?
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No, Topanga.
No pooky-pook.
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Why not?
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Because, you're better at
pooky-pook than I am, too.
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Oh, look how cute! They're
having their first fight!
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Cory, I don't like that you
can't talk to me about this.
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Topanga, look, I just...
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I don't want to say anything
that I'm gonna regret, okay?
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Do you think
maybe we should leave?
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No, no, no, no. I wanna see
Topanga make Cory cry.
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I mean, Cory, whatever
bug you have up your butt,
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why are you blaming it
on me?
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Topanga, if you're as smart as
your "A" streak says you are,
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you'd know just to
leave me alone right now.
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This is about my grades?
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Oh! This is not
about your grades!
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Yes, it is!
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(STAMMERING) It's about how you shove
your stupid grades in my face,
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or, how you get promoted,
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or, you sell
one of my subscriptions.
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Wow. Well, I'm sorry
I tried to help you
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with your little
magazine project.
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It's not a project, okay?
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Sticker books
are a project.
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This is my career!
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Cory, come on.
It wasn't your career.
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Shut up!
Yow!
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Look. My life is just as
important as your life,
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even if I don't do
my life as good as you!
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As well as you.
What?
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I was just saying that
it's not as good as you...
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Are you crazy, Topanga?
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Are you kidding me
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that you would say something
like that right now?
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Cory, this whole
thing is crazy!
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Yeah, it really is.
251
00:11:12,014 --> 00:11:13,582
Sit down!
Yow!
252
00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:15,016
Well,
at least I'm not
253
00:11:15,084 --> 00:11:19,188
a hoity-toity photo-assistant,
kiss-Judy's-tushie!
254
00:11:22,759 --> 00:11:25,393
Maybe I have to kiss
Judy's tushie
255
00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:28,396
because you can't sell
one stinking magazine!
256
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,967
Okay, that's it, yeah.
257
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:36,638
What did you just say?
258
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,876
I just said that you haven't
been doing all that well...
259
00:11:40,944 --> 00:11:42,377
No, no, no!
260
00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:44,479
That is not what you said!
261
00:11:44,547 --> 00:11:47,215
You said I'm a loser,
Topanga!
262
00:11:47,283 --> 00:11:49,618
I know you said it
'cause I heard it!
263
00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:51,453
I heard it
from your big mouth!
264
00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:54,890
Oh.
265
00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:56,692
I have a big mouth now?
Yeah.
266
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,927
You can't even play
solitaire, imbecile!
267
00:12:01,163 --> 00:12:03,065
Did you hear that okay
from my big mouth?
268
00:12:03,132 --> 00:12:04,699
You know what, Topanga?
I used to be able to.
269
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:08,604
I used to be able to do a lot
of things before I married you.
270
00:12:08,671 --> 00:12:10,472
Congratulations!
271
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,474
You've killed my spirit!
272
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,348
I win.
273
00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:22,150
You leave, I win!
274
00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:23,718
(DOOR CLOSING)
Bye!
275
00:12:30,159 --> 00:12:31,392
Oh, man.
276
00:12:39,335 --> 00:12:41,436
I said
she killed my spirit.
277
00:12:42,839 --> 00:12:46,207
Well, marriage
is a new situation.
278
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:48,410
There's lots of
new stress on you.
279
00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:53,415
You know, this is
our first fight ever.
280
00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:56,885
What am I supposed to do?
281
00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,087
Well,
282
00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:01,690
she left crying.
283
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:04,459
You know, my mother and father
fought all their lives,
284
00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:06,094
and one of them
always walked out.
285
00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:09,397
One day, one of them
never came back.
286
00:13:09,465 --> 00:13:13,268
It's bad, in my experience,
when someone walks out crying.
287
00:13:15,204 --> 00:13:16,905
So, what do I do?
288
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,207
You go home.
289
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:20,775
You hope
she's still there.
290
00:13:23,479 --> 00:13:25,546
Oh, no.
291
00:13:25,614 --> 00:13:28,617
And if she is, you lock
the door and have it out.
292
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,453
Like a steel-cage match?
293
00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:35,690
No one leaves
until the fight's over.
294
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:38,827
(STAMMERS) I just... I wish I
hadn't said what I said, you know?
295
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:39,995
But you did.
296
00:13:40,063 --> 00:13:43,164
So, obviously,
something's bothering you.
297
00:13:43,232 --> 00:13:45,667
What? Don't figure
it out with me.
298
00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:47,135
Those days are long gone.
299
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,537
There's only one person
who can help you here.
300
00:13:49,605 --> 00:13:50,839
And it's me.
301
00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:53,675
Eric, no.
302
00:13:54,911 --> 00:13:56,310
Why don't you cram it,
talkboy?
303
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,746
That's all you're good for,
is talk.
304
00:13:57,813 --> 00:14:00,982
"Oh! Talkity-talk, talkity-talk,
talk, talk! Talkity-talk! Yak!
305
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,517
"Oh, look! Oh, look! It's great!
306
00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,519
"Trailer boy's got
all the answers!"
307
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:05,921
Yeah. You know
something, trailer boy?
308
00:14:05,988 --> 00:14:06,988
There's one thing
you don't have.
309
00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:08,423
Bam! Penny!
310
00:14:12,295 --> 00:14:13,128
Hey.
311
00:14:13,196 --> 00:14:14,696
Hey.
312
00:14:14,764 --> 00:14:17,632
I love you, Cory.
You're my brother.
313
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,567
That's why I'm gonna
give you my penny.
314
00:14:20,837 --> 00:14:21,970
Eric...
315
00:14:22,037 --> 00:14:24,539
That penny's been
so lucky for you.
316
00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:27,408
Now it's gonna be
lucky for you.
317
00:14:27,476 --> 00:14:28,977
If I could just
have a second.
318
00:14:29,045 --> 00:14:29,810
Okay.
319
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:35,584
Thank you, penny,
for all you've taught me,
320
00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:37,219
for you have taught me
confidence,
321
00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:40,489
and with that confidence, I know
that I no longer need luck.
322
00:14:41,991 --> 00:14:44,792
So I intend to go on
my life, penniless.
323
00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:49,731
(STIFLED SOBBING)
324
00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:52,500
Oh, Eric,
that's very nice.
325
00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:53,902
Are you sure about this?
326
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,770
Mmm-hmm. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay.
327
00:14:57,740 --> 00:15:00,408
Good luck, old gal.
328
00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:02,644
You should
take care of her.
329
00:15:02,712 --> 00:15:03,745
And yourself.
330
00:15:06,682 --> 00:15:07,748
All right.
331
00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:09,050
Bye-bye.
332
00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:16,958
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
333
00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:21,362
That's weird.
Looks like rain.
334
00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:22,730
Good thing I'm inside.
335
00:15:34,376 --> 00:15:36,311
Well,
336
00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:37,745
at least
I didn't get wet.
337
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,687
Thank you.
338
00:15:52,094 --> 00:15:53,294
Oh, no.
339
00:15:54,764 --> 00:15:55,997
Topanga?
340
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,400
Topanga!
341
00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:01,002
I'm here.
342
00:16:01,004 --> 00:16:01,936
Hi.
343
00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:11,579
You're playing solitaire?
344
00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:12,747
Yeah.
345
00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:14,315
'Cause I was alone.
346
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:15,850
I played 19 games.
347
00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:17,084
Did you win 'em all?
348
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,687
Sorry.
349
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:21,323
Yeah.
350
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,725
Look, could you put the cards away?
I need to talk to you.
351
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:27,429
Oh. You have something
you want to say to me now?
352
00:16:27,496 --> 00:16:29,597
I'm sorry about
what happened.
353
00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:33,234
I'm deeply,
deeply sorry.
354
00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:35,937
You know?
355
00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:37,605
And, uh...
356
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:40,374
I do take back
what I said to you.
357
00:16:44,614 --> 00:16:45,847
Uh-huh?
358
00:16:48,484 --> 00:16:50,785
That's all I get,
is "uh-huh"?
359
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,955
Topanga,
I just apologized.
360
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:55,890
Now it's your turn.
361
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,659
No! That's not
the way it works!
362
00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,528
What, I don't apologize
good enough for you, either?
363
00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:01,162
Oh, is that what that was?
364
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,733
You haven't said
anything for an hour.
365
00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:07,201
I'm afraid
to say anything!
366
00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:09,037
Why?
I don't know!
367
00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:10,338
You know.
368
00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:12,740
I think I know better whether
I know or not, okay?
369
00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:14,308
Well, then I guess I know
you better than you do.
370
00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:15,911
Of course you do, Topanga.
371
00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:17,946
Cory, unless we tell
each other what's going on,
372
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:20,114
then we cannot
be truthful.
373
00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:21,416
This is our first fight.
374
00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:22,617
Ever.
375
00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:24,820
Then let's make it
mean something.
376
00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:26,187
Tell me what's going on.
377
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:27,656
You want the truth?
Truth.
378
00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:30,858
Sit down. I'll be happy
to tell you the truth.
379
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,528
Ever since I've known you,
okay,
380
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,297
I had an idea,
you had a better one.
381
00:17:36,365 --> 00:17:38,733
I got a good grade,
you got a better one.
382
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,069
I get into Pennbrook,
you get into Yale!
383
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:42,604
I didn't go
because of you!
384
00:17:42,671 --> 00:17:43,638
I understand that, Topanga.
Believe me.
385
00:17:43,705 --> 00:17:44,939
That's all part of this.
386
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,874
Go on.
387
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,875
So I got a job,
388
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,545
but you, of course,
you get a better one!
389
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:52,080
What's next?
390
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:54,983
I mean, Topanga, I understand
that you're better than me.
391
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:58,153
Okay? But why? Why do you
have to shove it in my face?
392
00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:01,856
You think
I'm better than you?
393
00:18:01,924 --> 00:18:03,224
I know you are.
394
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,293
I mean, you make me not
think very much of myself.
395
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:12,367
I do what?
396
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:15,836
(CRYING)
I've killed your spirit.
397
00:18:17,907 --> 00:18:19,473
Topanga, don't.
398
00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:20,841
I've caused you pain.
399
00:18:20,909 --> 00:18:23,745
No. Look. I'm okay.
400
00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:27,315
I would never
want to cause you pain.
401
00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:28,683
I want you to be happy.
402
00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:31,519
Everything I ever did was
just trying to impress you.
403
00:18:33,389 --> 00:18:34,689
Really?
404
00:18:34,757 --> 00:18:35,690
No.
405
00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:38,760
Sometimes.
406
00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:41,262
Sometimes for me.
407
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,830
Mostly for me.
408
00:18:44,065 --> 00:18:45,566
Twice for you.
409
00:18:48,237 --> 00:18:49,837
A lot for you.
410
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,408
Why for me?
411
00:18:53,475 --> 00:18:55,643
Because I always knew
you were worth it.
412
00:18:57,079 --> 00:18:58,379
Why?
413
00:18:59,982 --> 00:19:02,750
Because you believed in us.
414
00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:04,752
You were the one who held
this relationship together
415
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,255
when I was afraid
of this relationship.
416
00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:11,392
You were the one who taught
me to have faith in love.
417
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,196
Me?
418
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,470
I don't want you to ever
feel bad about yourself.
419
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:25,674
And I don't want you to ever hold
yourself back because of me.
420
00:19:25,741 --> 00:19:27,141
So what do we do?
421
00:19:28,611 --> 00:19:30,111
We have to support
each other, Topanga.
422
00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:33,248
And we can't be afraid
to fight with each other.
423
00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:35,016
But I'm scared of you.
424
00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:37,285
Cory, sometimes
in our lives,
425
00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,221
you're going to be doing
better than me... When?
426
00:19:39,288 --> 00:19:40,655
...or I'm going to be
doing better than you.
427
00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:42,156
And we're back.
428
00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:43,958
But if either one of us
is doing well at all,
429
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:46,261
it's because
we love each other.
430
00:19:46,329 --> 00:19:48,196
We have to always
remember that.
431
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,665
We're not competing.
We're a team.
432
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,702
I would never want
to kill your spirit,
433
00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:55,870
because I love
your spirit.
434
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,710
All right, Schanazzi.
435
00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:03,345
Now, you're gonna
buy a magazine.
436
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:04,546
You know why?
437
00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:06,248
Because
I'm bringing in the wife!
438
00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:07,649
You know why?
439
00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:09,050
Because when the two
of us work together,
440
00:20:09,118 --> 00:20:10,952
ain't nothin'
gonna stop us!
441
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,520
Hello?
442
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,589
Hi. I'm the wife,
Topanga.
443
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,359
What?
444
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,694
Well, what kind of
a name is Schanazzi?
445
00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:21,162
(WHISPERS)
That's what I said.
446
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,564
He doesn't want
to talk to me.
447
00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:24,633
What do you mean?
He wants to talk to you!
448
00:20:26,836 --> 00:20:28,937
All right, Schanazzi,
let's have it.
449
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,040
Yes. Yeah.
450
00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:33,274
Uh-huh.
451
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,776
Goodbye.
452
00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:37,311
Well, what did he say?
453
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:39,547
He just bought a one year
subscription to Aardvark!
454
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:40,782
Why?
455
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:42,850
He said I was the most
persistent person he ever met!
456
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,521
He did, huh?
Yeah.
457
00:20:46,589 --> 00:20:48,322
You know, I think
it was a compliment.
458
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,763
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
459
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:09,477
Penny.
460
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:25,593
Hello?
461
00:21:25,643 --> 00:21:30,193
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