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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Hey, I'm home from
the honeymoon,
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and I want
some salami.
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Hi, there,
married girl.
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Hello.
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Wait a minute.
Where's the salami?
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Topanga, I'm home
from the honeymoon.
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Where's the honeymoon
welcome salami?
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We are moving in here.
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He said,
"moving in."
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I am equally troubled.
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What does he mean
by, "moving in"?
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Cory?
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I mean, a man moves
into his new house,
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he expects to find
a nice deli spread.
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Cory, we'll go grocery shopping together.
It'll be fun.
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You know what I like to
do at the grocery store?
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Ring the butcher bell
and then run away.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Girls, I'll tell you,
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there is nothing funnier
than an angry butcher.
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Where's the magazine?
I gotta do my business.
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Cory!
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Isn't he cute?
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He thinks he's living here?
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Of course he is. Where else
would he be living, silly?
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Oh, Topanga,
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you said after you got
married, you'd be moving out.
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We will be...
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Eventually.
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Oh, boy.
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Why did she say,
"oh, boy"?
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Oh, boy.
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Why did she say,
"oh, boy"?
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Hey, Angela, I tried
your body wash.
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I smell like peaches.
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(SNIFFS)
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You do.
You really do.
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Hey, guys, listen,
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Topanga, I packed up all
the stuff from your room,
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and I put it
right there.
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Why would you do that?
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'Cause it was in the way
when I moved into the room.
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Why would you
move into the room?
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Because I live here now,
and you don't.
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Right?
Oh, I get it.
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They think we don't
live here anymore.
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That's why
there's no salami!
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You moved into my room!
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All right, Topanga,
calm down. Calm down, okay.
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We're gonna find you
a place to live.
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You don't live
here either.
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Honeymoon's over.
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We probably should have gotten
a place before we left.
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It's not like we
had a lot of time
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I mean, between getting
married, getting arrested,
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and then going on
our honeymoon.
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You know what? This
will be better anyway.
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At least we have your
old dorm room to ourselves.
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You're right.
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No! All wrong!
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What's your problem?
This is my room.
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Nope.
No. All wrong, screwy.
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Here, show him
how it's gonna be.
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Right here. University bylaws
forbid any married couple
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from living in a dorm other than the
one designated for married couples.
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Maybe we don't have
to tell anybody.
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Oh, maybe he's right.
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Yeah, maybe we don't
have to tell anybody.
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Too late.
We did.
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We sent a copy of your
marriage certificate...
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...to the office of the
university president.
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Now they can't live here anymore.
Show him again.
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Right there. Show him again. Put
it up there. See that? See?
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How could you
do this to us?
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Hi, Jack.
Hi, Professor Matthews.
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Hi, new neighbors.
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Would you lovely ladies like to take
that tour of the coed bathroom now?
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Yeah, I could
use a shower.
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Couldn't we all.
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Look, dirt!
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See, there's
three of them.
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It's one, two and three.
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You know, frankly,
I love to count them.
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So if you'll excuse me.
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And you know what? You guys
just can't live here anymore.
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So go on, get out!
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How could you do such a horrible
thing to your own brother?
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Believe me, Topanga,
it was the right move.
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Well, we are running out of options
here, my husband and provider.
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Oh, now I'm the provider.
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Topanga, what happened
to equality?
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What happened
to partnership?
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Get me a place to live!
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Yes, mommy.
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Hmm.
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Mommy.
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No. I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to my mommy.
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It would only be until
they got on their feet.
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No.
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What do you mean, "no"?
Dad, I'm your son.
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You don't tell
your son "no."
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No!
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Alan.
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That's it!
We're moving in!
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You're lucky I
even asked you!
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Cory, don't make me beat you
up in front of your wife.
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Why didn't you give any thought
to where you were gonna live?
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I was a little busy thinking about
the wedding and the honeymoon.
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Besides, it's not like
I've done this before, Mom.
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Well, you're gonna
have to do it now.
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I never asked to be the
man in this relationship!
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Maybe we should go.
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Go where?
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Where do you go if you
don't have your parents?
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At least let them stay
for a couple of days.
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Amy, don't...
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Don't you put your
finger out at me,
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and don't you
tell me "don't"!
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Mom's revved up.
Go get the luggage.
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These are my children, too.
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And if I want them to stay
here, they can stay here.
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Amy, they can't stay here.
They're married now.
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It's Cory and Topanga,
not Cory and us.
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Remember?
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Mom?
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Mom, it's me.
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It's Cory.
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You used to
wipe my tushy.
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Oh, you loved that.
Remember?
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Ma?
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You can't stay here, Cory.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm tellin' grandma!
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I'm sorry.
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I know.
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My father's a jerk!
I have a jerk for a father!
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I'm sure he has a very
good reason for not...
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For abandoning us?
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We don't need them.
We don't?
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No. We need us.
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We need to stand on our own feet
and figure out our situation.
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Okay, I've already
figured it out.
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We're upper middle class
homeless college students.
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There's a very small
pity factor here.
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I wouldn't feel sorry
for us if it wasn't us!
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We should figure out
how much money we have.
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Well, if you take what
we got from our wedding
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and subtract what we
spent on our honeymoon,
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we've got about
seven blenders.
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It would be nice to have
a kitchen to put them in.
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Stop pressuring me!
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Cory, we have to
live somewhere!
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"Ooh, I want a roof
over my head!"
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"I want a roof
over my head!"
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Baby!
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Hey, guys!
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Well, hello,
Shawn and Angela.
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Well rested?
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Well, we have very
good news for you.
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Mike and Debbie
Faferman had a fight.
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He criticized her salad,
so she shot him.
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Why is this good news?
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Because she's
gonna do time,
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and the dorm's
gonna be available.
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And those married dorms
have gotta be great.
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You know how married people
live, sophisticated, very posh.
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Ah, you hear that,
Topanga? Posh.
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WOMAN: I got a midterm In physiology
tomorrow! Make your own dinner!
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MAN: I'll make you a deal, I'll
cook dinner, you stop talking!
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(BABY CRYING)
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Please, stop crying.
Please, stop crying!
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(HAIR DRYER BLOWING LOUDLY)
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MAN: Shut the door if
you're gonna do that!
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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That's it, break it!
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It sounds like we have
very colorful neighbors.
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Oh, look,
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a cute little boy.
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Hey, there,
little fella.
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I see dead people.
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That's nice.
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Let's get outta here!
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No, this is us. 236.
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This is gonna be our home
for the next three years.
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It's nice.
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Okay, so it needs
a little work.
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You know what I think
we should do here?
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I think we should think about
the worst moment in our lives,
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and it'll only make us
feel better about this one.
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It's this, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
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But things are never
as bad as they seem, Cory.
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You're right, Topanga. Everything's
terrific. It's just fabulous.
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CORY: I hate my parents,
and we live in a crack house!
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But why don't we find
the good, Topanga?
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Let's find the good 'cause
I don't know where it is.
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Is it underneath
that pizza box?
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I don't know.
It could be.
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No, that's where
the vermin is hiding.
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Cory, you're such a baby. No.
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(STOMPS)
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Nope, it's
still alive.
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(STOMPS) No, it's still alive,
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and here come his drunken
cousins from Louisiana.
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Get 'em!
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No, now they're up,
and they're angry.
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Get 'em,
Topanga!
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Step harder,
on that one.
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Ow!
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Hi.
Hi. We were, uh...
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Doing the dance
of our people.
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Hi, I'm Kelly Aragon,
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and this is Samantha,
who doesn't sleep, ever.
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We're your neighbors.
Welcome to the dorm.
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Nice to meet you,
Kelly.
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She is so cute.
Can I hold her?
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Yeah.
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Ohh!
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No.
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Put it back.
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Well, she'd be a lot cuter if she
would just sleep for, like, a minute.
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I mean, other babies
sleep, right?
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Oh, I don't think I can
stay awake much longer.
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Uh, just out of
curiosity, Kelly,
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the bed where your baby
doesn't sleep all night,
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that's not located behind these
paper-thin walls, is it?
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Because the only crying
I want to hear is my own.
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Cory!
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It's all right.
At least he's here.
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My husband's a med student,
and they never come home.
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You two are newlyweds,
aren't you?
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Yeah, we are.
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Good luck.
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00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:08,072
Thanks.
Thanks.
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Okay, let's just look at this
as a true test of character.
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Now, we can either
run from this,
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or we can be
stronger than this.
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Good luck.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY )
I wasn't really gonna run.
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I, uh...
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This is for you.
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And as the black plague worked
its way through Europe,
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the streets were littered with
maggot-infested, rotting corpses
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of the dying and the dead.
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He's talking about us.
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Uh, yes, Mrs. Matthews.
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Could I have a bath?
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Please reserve your personal
matters for after class.
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But our water's brown.
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00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,268
Mrs. Matthews...
251
00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:11,635
And you have
to chew it.
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You know, I rarely do this, but I'm going
to dismiss the class on account of,
253
00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,410
well, pathetic.
254
00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:27,952
You know, you got a big house,
Feeny, and no children.
255
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,321
Mrs. Matthews...
256
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,321
(IN GRAVELLY VOICE) What do
you do in that house, Feeny?
257
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,324
Do you eat?
258
00:11:34,392 --> 00:11:37,695
What's the matter with you two,
and why are you so unkempt?
259
00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,397
Oh, ho ho ho!
We're "unkempt"!
260
00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,532
You hear that, Topanga?
261
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,367
Well, you'd be unkempt,
too, if you lived
262
00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:46,971
in an apartment with only one
washing machine and no dryer!
263
00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:48,839
And you know how
the baby cries?
264
00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:51,342
Like this, waaah!
265
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,311
Waaah! Waaah!
266
00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:54,945
All night!
267
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:56,347
Mr. Matthews...
Waah!
268
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:00,751
All right, I get it!
It's unpleasant!
269
00:12:00,818 --> 00:12:04,054
Quit stalling, Feeny. We
staying with you or not?
270
00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:05,256
Not.
271
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,125
Oh, Cory, Topanga...
272
00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:09,860
From the bottom
of my heart,
273
00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:12,096
I'd do anything
for you two
274
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:15,966
if it's anything short of actually
moving in. Anything at all.
275
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:18,135
How about some of
your millions, fella?
276
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:20,905
Mrs. Matthews...
277
00:12:20,972 --> 00:12:22,206
Hold him!
I'll get his wallet.
278
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,340
No!
279
00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:26,443
That would be wrong.
This man is an educator.
280
00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:31,181
Oh, you're right. What could
he have, like, nine bucks?
281
00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:32,716
And a Blockbuster card.
282
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:36,320
My dear ruffians...
283
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,188
Let me tell you
something about life.
284
00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:40,358
No, please!
No more words!
285
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:43,727
You have been telling me about
life since the first grade, Feeny.
286
00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:46,531
How come you never
prepared us for this?
287
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:51,401
Although you can't see it now,
your reward is yet to come.
288
00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:53,204
What are you,
a fortune cookie?
289
00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:56,174
Who has cookies?
290
00:12:58,176 --> 00:12:59,943
He's a fortune cookie,
Topanga.
291
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:02,179
I resent that!
292
00:13:02,247 --> 00:13:05,482
My words are heartfelt
and highly original.
293
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:08,719
To be reduced to
a whimsical jocularity
294
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:14,024
that's stuffed into a cracker is an affront
to the very essence of my character.
295
00:13:14,092 --> 00:13:17,261
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
296
00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:19,931
Well put, honey.
Well put.
297
00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:22,633
Give us something we
can use, why don't ya?
298
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:28,805
Persevere, and prosperity
shall be yours.
299
00:13:35,914 --> 00:13:37,648
All right,
I'm a fortune cookie.
300
00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:42,019
Remember last time?
Spanked you like a baby.
301
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,121
Guys?
Hi!
302
00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:45,956
You know, I haven't
seen you in days.
303
00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:48,492
Yeah. So, how's life
been treating you?
304
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,460
How's life been
treating us?
305
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,828
She wants to know how life
has been treating us, buddy.
306
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:54,932
Life, which has up until
now treated us terribly,
307
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,600
has decided
to pay us back.
308
00:13:58,036 --> 00:13:59,470
In triplicate.
309
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,439
Come here, Rachel. I want
you to meet somebody.
310
00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:04,041
These are
the Dahm triplets.
311
00:14:04,108 --> 00:14:06,844
And they're the best Dahm
triplets I've ever seen!
312
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,013
They're our neighbors,
all three of 'em.
313
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,214
We helped them
move in.
314
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,751
Yes, all three of 'em.
315
00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:16,186
Here, look, see.
It's one, two, three.
316
00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:18,388
I love to count them.
It's just...
317
00:14:19,924 --> 00:14:21,225
Hi.
318
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,092
Hi.
Hi.
319
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,361
Hi.
Hi!
320
00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:24,962
Aren't they
the greatest girls?
321
00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:27,531
Again, cause there's three.
There's one, two, three,
322
00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,499
and there's one of you
and three of them.
323
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:32,036
'Cause when it's just one
but three and one,
324
00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:34,405
'cause you lose.
325
00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:39,443
Well, there's three of them, and there's
two of you, so what's up with that?
326
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,879
They promised they'd
find us a third guy.
327
00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:43,447
So we can all go out together.
328
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,182
We always do
everything together.
329
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,685
Everything!
Everything!
330
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,554
You've been so nice in helping
us find our dorm room.
331
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:51,621
We owe you.
332
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:52,790
They owe us.
333
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,191
A party.
They owe us a party.
334
00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:56,894
So, did you find
another guy?
335
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,096
Ooh...
Hmm, hmm.
336
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,231
Third guy.
Party.
337
00:15:01,299 --> 00:15:02,733
I choose you!
338
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,335
Do you want to go out with one
of these beautiful women?
339
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:05,736
Can my brothers go with me?
340
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:09,473
Oh, no!
341
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:10,541
Hi.
Hi.
342
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,609
No!
No!
343
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:12,710
Hi.
Hi.
344
00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:13,777
No!
No!
345
00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:17,848
Well, now, where
are they going?
346
00:15:17,915 --> 00:15:19,950
They're going
to the party!
347
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,287
We're not invited
anymore?
348
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,421
Neh!
349
00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:28,426
Rachel.
350
00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:31,261
We appear to have a gaping
hole in our social calendar.
351
00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:33,597
Yeah, if you're not doing
anything later, maybe we could...
352
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:36,634
I wasn't, but now I think
I'm just gonna go home and
353
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,903
laugh and laugh
and laugh.
354
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,138
Three times!
355
00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:42,773
Three, get it?
356
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:43,874
No.
357
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:47,945
(SIGHS)
358
00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:52,917
So, you wanna go volunteer
to be experimented on?
359
00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:54,017
Sure.
360
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:59,256
So, how are
the married dorms?
361
00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:01,291
Pretty sweet setup,
I'm guessing.
362
00:16:01,359 --> 00:16:02,893
We have bugs.
363
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,461
Everybody's got bugs.
364
00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:05,596
Our bugs have cars.
365
00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:09,700
Your worst problem
should be bugs.
366
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,034
True, you're right.
367
00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:13,136
But it's not.
368
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,606
What, there's more?
369
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:18,175
Just please change the subject,
and don't change it to plumbing,
370
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:20,144
don't change it
to crying babies,
371
00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:23,681
and don't mention the fact that there was
a guy shot in our apartment over a salad,
372
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:26,283
the remains of which
are still on the wall.
373
00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:29,453
The guy or the salad?
374
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,455
I don't really want to know.
375
00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:32,689
I ate it anyway.
376
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:38,529
Okay, let's talk
about the married thing.
377
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:40,197
What about it?
378
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,199
What's the biggest
difference?
379
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:44,301
What, between being
boyfriend and girlfriend?
380
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:45,335
Yeah.
381
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,440
Well, you know,
we're together.
382
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,809
We're together in everything.
We're there for each other.
383
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,779
And even though everything
we're going through right now
384
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:58,048
may not be ideal,
we're gettin' through it.
385
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,017
I think we're
handling it well.
386
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:04,387
Topanga, are you crying?
387
00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:06,723
(VOICE BREAKING)
Why would you say that?
388
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,058
Because tears are coming
out of your eyes,
389
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:10,161
and your face
is all scrunched up.
390
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,863
This is crying?
391
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,164
Yeah.
392
00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:15,900
Then I've been crying
for three days.
393
00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:21,072
Guys, what's the matter?
394
00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:23,007
It's nothing.
I'll be okay.
395
00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:26,710
I'm sorry.
I'll be fine.
396
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:34,718
You wanna talk about it?
397
00:17:34,785 --> 00:17:35,785
Talk about what?
398
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,656
Talk about how I've
been married for one week,
399
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:42,359
and I already
can't protect my wife?
400
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:46,096
Talk about how I believed love
would get us through anything?
401
00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:49,433
Talk about what an
unprepared idiot I am?
402
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,168
You're not an idiot.
It's just new.
403
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,903
Topanga's crying, Shawn.
404
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:53,903
Cory, how can I help?
405
00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,539
And new is very scary.
406
00:17:55,606 --> 00:17:56,873
I wanna help.
407
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,809
Thanks, but...
408
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,410
I don't think
you can on this one.
409
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,212
Of course I can.
I'm your friend.
410
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,747
Yeah, but I'm her husband.
411
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:05,949
I have to take
care of this.
412
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,320
I have to.
413
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:13,057
Cory,
414
00:18:13,124 --> 00:18:15,592
I told you I can't
help you with this.
415
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,495
Dad, I'm not asking you
to help me, okay?
416
00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,731
This isn't about me.
This is about Topanga.
417
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,834
The minute I married her, she
became more important than me.
418
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,270
She became more important
than anything.
419
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,105
I'm glad you realize that.
420
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,507
I know that mom is more important
to you than anything, right?
421
00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:31,675
Right, she is.
422
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,710
And you are as well,
and so is Topanga.
423
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:35,378
Okay, good.
424
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:38,115
I'm glad you feel that way
because the last talk we had,
425
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,950
I didn't get
that from you,
426
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:43,053
and I can't tell you how much I
appreciate your coming around.
427
00:18:44,322 --> 00:18:47,558
Cory, I'm not coming around.
428
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:51,561
I can't help you the way you want
me to, and I'm not going to!
429
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:53,497
Hey! We're drowning here!
430
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,031
You are not drowning.
431
00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:58,035
Well, what do you call living
in an awful dorm with no money,
432
00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:00,203
and the washing machine's
broken in the laundry room,
433
00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:03,273
and there's some kind of soup
coming out of the faucet!
434
00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:05,008
Marriage, I call it.
Marriage.
435
00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:08,478
Okay, well, it's hard!
It's just hard, dad.
436
00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:10,147
And you want me to
make it not so hard.
437
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,415
You're supposed
to do that!
438
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,516
I can't!
439
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:13,583
Well, then what
good are you?
440
00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:16,086
Hey!
441
00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:19,322
You made a choice!
442
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:22,059
You decided that you were
old enough to get married.
443
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:25,395
You decided to take on the
responsibility of a new life
444
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:28,265
because you believed
you could handle it!
445
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,602
And this family
supported that decision
446
00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:34,304
after we told you that it was
going to be very difficult.
447
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,444
What, did you think
we were kidding?
448
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:44,080
Did you go into this marriage thinking
you were just going to play house,
449
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,116
and we were gonna
bail you out of trouble?
450
00:19:48,052 --> 00:19:49,052
Cory...
451
00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:51,688
This is your life.
452
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,991
Deal with your life.
453
00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:05,802
All you had to
say was "no."
454
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,247
(SIGHS)
455
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:30,361
Cory, where were you?
I was worried sick.
456
00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:34,197
Uh, Topanga...
457
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,867
I think it's just
gonna be you and me.
458
00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:41,605
I made us a tuna-fish sandwich.
459
00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:51,615
I love you.
460
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,850
I know.
461
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:56,453
I know you do.
462
00:21:06,063 --> 00:21:07,997
Oh, look,
a cute little boy.
463
00:21:08,966 --> 00:21:10,267
Hey, there, little fella.
464
00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:12,269
I see dead people.
465
00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:16,540
(LAUGHING)
466
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,609
I see dead people.
467
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,578
(LAUGHS)
468
00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:22,646
...dead people.
469
00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,213
That's nice.
470
00:21:24,281 --> 00:21:25,615
(LAUGHS)
I said it!
471
00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:26,549
(LAUGHING)
472
00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:31,149
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