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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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ERIC: Previouslyon Boy Meets World...
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To Cory and Topanga!
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ALL: Cory and Topanga!
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And now, I would like
to give my gift
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to my little brother
and new sister-in-law.
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Eric, this wedding
was more than enough.
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Yeah, it was,
wasn't it?
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But I do have one more
thing up my sleeve.
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I hold in
my hand a key.
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A key to the
honeymoon suite
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of the Philadelphia
Victoria Hotel.
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So that
after this...
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Bye!
Whoo!
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All right!
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So, you think we're finally ready
to be Mr. and Mrs. Matthews?
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I think we've been
ready our whole lives.
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(LAUGHS)
Whoo!
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You stay there!
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Cory, don't
you want to...
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Oh!
Whoo!
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...explore?
No.
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And take our time?
Why?
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Because there's such
a thing as foreplay.
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Don't need it.
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Well, maybe I might.
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Topanga, you've had 12 years of it.
How much more do you require?
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Just wait right here.
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I'm sure you won't be disappointed.
No! No!
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Don't leave me!
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I can't do this alone!
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Oh, she's gone.
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What'll I do?
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I'll eat fruit.
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"Thank you for choosing the Philadelphia
Victorian for your wedding."
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Isn't that nice?
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"Congratulations to the new
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Peterman."
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Well, normally, my inquisitive nature
would take over at this point.
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However...
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Yay yay yay!
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Oh!
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(LAUGHING) Oh, my!
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(LAUGHS)
This is so great!
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I wish Shawn
was here!
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I think it's better
that we're alone.
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Yes.
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That's it.
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That's it?
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There's nothing under
these covers but me.
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I have been waiting for
this moment my entire life!
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Yay! (LAUGHING)
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And only for you.
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(GASPING) Oh, Topanga,
I love you.
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I love you
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and I love Eric.
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What?
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This beautiful wedding he
arranged, this beautiful room
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makes up for everything
bad he's ever done to us.
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I love you.
I love you, too.
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Police!
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You're kidding.
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Roll away from
the young lady
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and put your hands
where I can see them.
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No! Kill me!
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(GRUNTS)
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Why are you guys
doing this?
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Are you Mr. and Mrs.
Harold Peterman?
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No! That's why.
Come on, let's go.
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(PROTESTING)
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Aw, fellas, this is my wedding day.
Can't you come back in two minutes?
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Please! Help!
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Eric! Help!
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Cor, how cool
is this, man?
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(IN IRISH ACCENT) We get
to go in the paddy wagon!
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(IMITATING SIREN)
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Come on, let's go, fun boy!
Come on, come on!
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ERIC: Can I use
your nightstick?
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So, are
you excited?
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We're finally
on our honeymoon!
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You gonna carry me
over the threshold?
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No, because the last time I
did, the police broke in
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and I spent the night
with a guy named Sheila.
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Okay, then,
let's just go in.
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Nuh-uh.
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What? You want me
to carry you?
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I'm light as
a feather, really.
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(GRUNTS)
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Ugh!
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Have your way
with me now.
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CORY: Yay!
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MAN ON P.A.: AttentionKatonka guests.
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Will the couple who lefttheir dog in the piranha tank
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please come claim his collar?
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Is this seat
taken, dear?
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Actually, I was saving it
for my husband, Cory.
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Cory Matthews.
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I'm Mrs. Matthews.
That's my name now.
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He's my husband.
I'm his wife.
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On your honeymoon, dear?
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I'm a wife!
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Me, too.
Madeline Nelson.
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I used to be
Madeline Pigsniffle.
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That's why
I got married.
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I got married because
I'm crazy about my man.
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Honeymoon, yes.
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Last night was our first night
together as man and wife.
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He still sleeping?
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Oh, yeah,
I wore him out.
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Attagirl!
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Mine's sleeping,
as well.
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You wore him out, too?
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Yes, gradually.
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You know, we honeymooned
here ourselves.
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It's paradise here,
isn't it?
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Well, we come back every
year on our anniversary,
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but this year
is very special
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because we've decided
to retire here.
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MAN ON P.A.: Paging
Mrs. Matthews, Mrs. Cory Matthews.
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That's me! That's me!
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(CHUCKLES)
Honeymoon?
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How can you tell?
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I can see all
your teeth.
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It's true.
I'm a man now.
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Oh, you seem
pretty happy, boy.
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I was an animal,
mister.
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Oh, it's good in the
beginning, isn't it?
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It's my new
favorite thing.
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Hi, Mr. Matthews.
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Hi, Mrs. Matthews.
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Mine.
Mmm.
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Mine.
Mmm.
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Did you get my page?
I told them to page you.
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Then I told them to page
Dr. Chocolate Pudding.
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That was fun.
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Cory, this is
Mrs. Nelson.
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She and her husband have
decided to retire here.
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Oh, gosh, that must be amazing.
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I mean, everything on this
island is just amazing.
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What's it like to
live in paradise?
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Amazing.
Amazing.
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This is the softest towel that
has ever graced my tushie.
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Wait till you drink the water.
It tastes like candy.
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You guys are so
lucky to be here.
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You know, if we weren't here right
now, we would be sitting at home
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in Philadelphia,
in Mr. Feeny's class.
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It's probably snowing
there right now.
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And the sanitation department
there is probably on strike.
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Well, we'd be in Baltimore, watching
our grandson Joey's soccer team.
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The Mighty Gophers.
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Mmm-hmm. She would be sitting in
the car with the heater going,
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saying, "Is it over yet?
I'm so cold!"
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I don't like the cold.
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Me neither.
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In fact,
I'm cold right now.
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Cory, it's
92 degrees.
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I'm very cold.
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Why don't we
go in the bedroom
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and go under the covers
like we did before?
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Cory, we're
married now.
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We can do it every night for
the rest of your life. Ha.
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Get it in
writing, kid.
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MAN ON P.A.: Dr. Pudding.
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Paging Dr. Chocolate Pudding.
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(LAUGHING) Oh,
I love this place!
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Oh. Oh.
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I am so freakin' hot.
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Honeymoon, day two.
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Continuing duties
as best man.
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Screwed up wedding night, so must
make it up to them here in paradise.
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Boy, it's hot.
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I am losing my
train of thought.
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I have decided to pass out.
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(THUMP)
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Mmm.
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That was a very
romantic thing to do.
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Ah. Well, this is the most romantic
place there could ever be.
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You wanna dance?
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Since when do you like to dance?
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Oh, since I'm in the most
beautiful place in the world,
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staring at the most beautiful
woman I have ever seen.
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But there's no music.
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Well...
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We're in paradise, Topanga.
We'll make our own.
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(SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
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Wow!
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All right, how is it this hot
when there's no sun out? Huh?
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You hot?
You hot?
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(MUSIC FALTERING)
You hot?
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Cory, I am so
relaxed here.
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This place lets me
forget about everything.
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I know, it's so unspoiled
here, you know.
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It's like time
has stopped.
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Do you remember those cute little
quaint thatched huts out on the beach?
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You know, I saw
this old fisherman
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making a flute
out of a bamboo reed.
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And there was hardly
any line at Starbucks.
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You know what? That's it.
We're stayin' here.
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Really? We can stay
a few more days?
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A few more days here,
no responsibilities,
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no Feeny, no crazy Eric.
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Yeah, let's stay
a few more days.
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Let's stay
a few more days.
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In fact,
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let's never go home.
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Right, let's just
never go home.
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I'm not kidding,
Topanga.
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Uh-oh.
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Seriously, give me
one good reason
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why we shouldn't stay here.
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Why should
we go home?
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Because it's
where our home is.
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Not if we stay here for
the rest of our lives.
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Topanga, we're
in paradise.
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Why should we leave?
Let's never go home.
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Cory, get real.
We can't stay here.
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Fine. Is that
what you want?
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Let's just go back
to Philadelphia
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and spend our youth
breathing pollution
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and having to
bow down to the man
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and then
come back here
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when we're too old to
win the limbo contest.
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Is that what you want,
Topanga, to not win?
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No, I'd really
like to win.
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Good.
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Topanga, look
out there!
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(SPLASH)
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Imagine waking up to that every
single day for the rest of your life.
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I think someone
was on the balcony.
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Who cares?
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Listen, Topanga,
don't you wanna stay?
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Cory, nobody stays
on vacation forever.
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The Nelsons do.
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Perhaps you'd like to tell me how
we're going to make a living here.
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Paradise is expensive.
Did you think about that?
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You think I haven't
thought about that?
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You think I'm not
a realist? Huh?
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You think I haven't thought of
little Cory Jr. and Barbara?
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Steven and Chloe.
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Ooh, those are nice.
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Let's make 'em!
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How about we make
a living first?
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How do we do that?
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Topanga, you think I haven't considered
our living situation? Come on.
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You think this is whimsy?
This is not whimsy.
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This is our future, baby.
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A coconut?
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Oh, yeah.
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(ISLAND MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HARSHLY) Hello!
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(LAUGHING)
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This is David Letterman.
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(NASAL VOICE)
And I'm Jay Leno.
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I'm edgy.
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I'm not.
(CHUCKLES)
255
00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:01,154
And here's our guest,
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
256
00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,655
(ALL LAUGHING)
257
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,191
(IN AUSTRIAN ACCENT) Hello, how are you?
How you doing?
258
00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:06,993
I'm the Coco-nator.
259
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,163
(NORMAL VOICE)
Thank you!
260
00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:12,465
Thank you so much!
261
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:13,900
You're wonderful,
you're wonderful!
262
00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,435
Cory, guess
where I've been.
263
00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:16,669
Shoppin'?
264
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,104
We are a total
success overnight!
265
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,673
I took out a bank account
at Katonka Savings and Loan.
266
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,608
I took out an ad
in The Katonka Times,
267
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,477
and I still had time
to catch this fish.
268
00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:26,379
Ah, what a woman!
269
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:30,183
Topanga, just think, all
that time with Feeny wasted,
270
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,385
when my real success
was right here.
271
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,153
Because I am
272
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,689
the coconut guy!
(LAUGHING)
273
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,025
Hey, you're the wife
of the coconut guy!
274
00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:40,493
Yes, I am!
275
00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,596
(APPLAUSE)
276
00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:45,332
(CHUCKLES)
Mrs. Nelson!
277
00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,000
What can I
carve for you?
278
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,801
Cory, you run
this place?
279
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,636
Well, we decided to stay
here like you guys.
280
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,238
I mean, you
convinced us.
281
00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:54,640
I just bought this entire
outfit for three bananas.
282
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,142
That convinced me.
283
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,944
Ah, darn it. You know,
I'm out of puka shells.
284
00:12:58,012 --> 00:12:59,780
Uh, wife Topanga,
285
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,381
could you run to the
"shell" station?
286
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:05,084
(GIGGLING) You know,
You're funnier in paradise.
287
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,621
Oh, Frank,
guess what,
288
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,757
the Matthews have
decided to move here.
289
00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:12,892
Well, welcome to paradise!
290
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,160
Muka toka, baby.
291
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,095
(CHUCKLES) Muka toka
back at you!
292
00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:18,264
So, who can I
carve for you?
293
00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:21,000
A nice Regis Philbin?
His lovely wife, Joy?
294
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,936
Could you make me a
coconut soccer player?
295
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,971
Look, we heard
from Joey.
296
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:25,972
Your grandson?
297
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,307
They won.
298
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,642
The Mighty Gophers
made the playoffs?
299
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:31,610
Eight years we watched that
kid stink up the field,
300
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,813
and the minute
we leave, he's Pele.
301
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,381
We'll call.
302
00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:38,351
Right. We'll call and
we'll wish him luck. Hmm?
303
00:13:38,853 --> 00:13:40,320
Darn it!
304
00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:42,955
I forgot to have Topanga pick
me up some of them googly eyes.
305
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,340
Honeymoon, day six.
306
00:14:00,408 --> 00:14:02,375
When they decided
to live here,
307
00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:05,512
I thought the newlyweds had caught
a bad case of island fever.
308
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:08,515
But it turns out they've adjusted
well to life in this place,
309
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,616
and I don't really
know what to do.
310
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,518
Look, Irv,
this one talks!
311
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,486
Oh, no.
312
00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:15,488
Coconuts don't
talk, Gladys.
313
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:16,856
I heard him.
314
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,258
All right.
315
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,727
Smash it open
with a hammer.
316
00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:24,197
Give me this. How about I
smash you open with a hammer?
317
00:14:24,265 --> 00:14:27,067
(SCREAMING)
318
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,272
You believe that?
319
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,684
Good morning, Fadookie!
320
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,253
Good morning, Bavookie!
321
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,023
Good morning, Ookie!
322
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,860
Oh, Cory, Mrs. Cory,
323
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,529
you two are the
talk of the island.
324
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,164
Really, Ookie?
I hope it's good.
325
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,999
Oh, very good.
326
00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:02,135
ALL: Very good!
Yes! Very good!
327
00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:05,738
We think you are Katonka's
favorite fun couple.
328
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:08,775
We're very impressed with how quickly
you've acclimated to our customs.
329
00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:11,177
Well...
330
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:14,714
I mean, I'm still having a little
trouble using soup as deodorant.
331
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,517
Anyway, we have an election
for mayor coming up,
332
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:20,520
and we'd really like you to
consider running for office,
333
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:23,823
representing our
Mookie-Timbala party.
334
00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:25,291
Really? Who's
the other party?
335
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,425
Communists.
336
00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:29,229
This is our most
important election
337
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,830
since our people
moved here from Ohio.
338
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,300
Topanga, they want me to
be mayor of paradise!
339
00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,671
Hey. You two
are dressed up.
340
00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:41,641
Hey, guys, they want me
to be mayor of paradise!
341
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:44,110
I'm gonna be
Mayor McCoconut!
342
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:46,813
Frank, you wanna be
my campaign manager?
343
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,148
They'll bring in
the old vote
344
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,850
like it was early-bird
dinner at Lawakwa's.
345
00:15:50,918 --> 00:15:53,619
Sorry, kids, we've been looking for
you to say that we're leaving.
346
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:54,821
You're leaving?
347
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,656
Our grandson,
Joey, called us.
348
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:57,957
So?
349
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,993
The Mighty Gophers
made the finals.
350
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,263
So? So I am going to sit
and be cold in the car.
351
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,197
(LAUGHS) How
could we miss it?
352
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,233
But you guys are coming
back after the game, right?
353
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:10,036
Goodbye, kids.
354
00:16:10,104 --> 00:16:11,971
Have a nice
life, son.
355
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,406
How could we not?
356
00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:14,874
We're in paradise.
357
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,183
Honeymoon, day 12.
358
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,253
What is paradise?
359
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,256
Have hunch is more
than sand and water.
360
00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:32,625
Want to help sister
and new brother-in-law,
361
00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:34,794
but don't know what's best.
362
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,131
What do you
think, Mr. Bird?
363
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,667
Ah!
364
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,470
(SLURRING)
Bird bit me.
365
00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:48,541
Left side
paralyzed.
366
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:52,712
Possible bad sign.
367
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,994
Cory. Honey?
368
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,298
You've been here all night.
Come to bed.
369
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,366
You used to
like that.
370
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,903
Sorry, I was just, uh, finishing
this soccer player for the Nelsons.
371
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,274
This isn't
a soccer player.
372
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,443
What?
373
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,345
This is Shawn.
374
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,415
This isn't Shawn.
375
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,817
This is
376
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,052
Shawn.
377
00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:36,489
Why'd I do that?
378
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,891
I can't even
remember doing that.
379
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,626
Who's this one
supposed to be?
380
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,195
That's, uh...
381
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,098
Cap'n Crunch.
382
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,200
(SCOFFS) No, it's not.
383
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,869
Well, then, who
else could it be?
384
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,538
Well, it could be...
No, don't say it.
385
00:17:51,605 --> 00:17:52,605
...Mr. Feeny.
386
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:59,512
Cory, why would you stay up all night
making a Shawn and a Mr. Feeny?
387
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,381
I don't know.
388
00:18:01,449 --> 00:18:04,284
I don't know. I mean, I can't
remember doing that one, either.
389
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:06,719
Cory?
390
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,555
Yeah.
391
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,491
I miss them, too.
392
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,696
Boy, it's hot here
all of a sudden, isn't it?
393
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,066
Isn't it hot?
394
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,468
Yeah, it's hot.
395
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,947
ALL: Hey!
396
00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:37,050
The newlyweds!
How was the trip?
397
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,050
Unbelievably great.
398
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,718
I almost didn't
come home.
399
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,187
What did
you bring me?
400
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,688
Nothing.
401
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,558
Welcome home, Mr.
and Mrs. Matthews.
402
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,860
Now it's
official.
403
00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:49,729
I expect to see you
in class tomorrow.
404
00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:53,032
Making up 12 days of lectures
will be no easy task,
405
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,034
especially
the way I teach.
406
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:56,969
Many nuances,
you know.
407
00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:59,038
You'll never know how
much we missed you.
408
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:01,040
You'll never know how
much we missed you.
409
00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:02,641
Come on, what did you bring me?
410
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,776
Nothing.
411
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,279
So, how was
the honeymoon?
412
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,646
Did you ever
leave the room?
413
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,615
Yeah, we left.
But then we came back.
414
00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:10,850
SHAWN: What did
it look like?
415
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,353
I have no idea.
It was beautiful.
416
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,555
Oh, tell us about it.
417
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,958
Right about now, we'd be sittin'
with our feet in the sand
418
00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:20,727
and watchin'
the sun set.
419
00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:23,195
Havin' dinner between these two
gorgeous little palm trees,
420
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,564
starin' out
at the ocean.
421
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,834
Wow. It sounds
like paradise.
422
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,740
Almost.
423
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,681
Didn't even have to
finish the coconuts
424
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,451
of Mom, Dad, me, and Morgan for
Cory and Topanga to realize
425
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,086
where paradise really is.
426
00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:48,321
Good for them.
427
00:19:48,389 --> 00:19:51,757
For me, paradise is a place
I've found the best part
428
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,259
of being the best man.
429
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,628
ALL: Mmm, mmm!
430
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,664
Mmm!
Ahh!
431
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,233
Ten more minutes, man.
432
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,835
Mmm! Mmm!
433
00:20:02,885 --> 00:20:07,435
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