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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(BAND PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
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(SHOUTING) If I was only
gonna be alive for one minute,
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I'd spend it
looking in your eyes!
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(SHOUTING) And if you
were only gonna be alive
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for one minute,
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I'd tell you to stop looking
and start kissing!
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Who's goin' down?
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ALL: The Amish!
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Who are we gonna beat?
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The Amish!
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And who's gonna leadus to victory?
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ALL: Jerry Mungo!
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(CHEERING)
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ALL: Go, Pengy! Go, Pengy!
Go, Pengy!
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(CHEERING)
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It is so noisy in there.
Can we sit with you?
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Yeah, sure. As long
as you guys don't...
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That.
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Pennbrook! Pennbrook!
Yay, Pennbrook!
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(CHEERING)
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Eric!
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What, oh!
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See you,
Panty... Patty!
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You would rather
look up her skirt
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than beat the Amish,
wouldn't you?
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I got nothin'
against the Amish.
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They're a decent,
hard-working, agrarian people.
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Who kicked our butts
47 years in a row!
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Oh, so they're on
a little streak!
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What are the chances
they're gonna do that again?
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Vegas has them
a 14-point favorite.
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You, Mr. Clean-Cut,
a gambling man?
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Get off my
back. Jeez!
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Jack, I'm only gonna
ask you this one time.
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Do you have a serious problem
that needs my help?
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No.
Okay.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hey, look, the penguin's Amish!
(LAUGHS)
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Hey!
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Come back here!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Oh!
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Look how the formerly
separated now behave.
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Okay? I wanna be
like them.
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What? You want to
make out until
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we realize we hate
each other someday?
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Topanga, we hate
each other now!
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Okay? So your little plan
doesn't work, does it?
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Kiss me with tongue!
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She thinks that's
gonna stop me.
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That's not gonna
stop me.
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She thinks that's gonna...
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How you doing?
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That's not gonna
stop me.
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Cory, are you okay?
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I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to do that.
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That's it, Topanga.
I've had it with you.
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(PANTING) Okay.
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Turns out the penguin
was an Amish infiltrator.
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He had our team's playbook
in his britches.
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How did I get it out? Don't
really want to talk about it.
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The point is, we're gonna
need a new mascot.
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I'll do it.
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CORY: I'll be the penguin.
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Cory, you can't be the
penguin. You'll hurt yourself.
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I couldn't be hurt any more
than you've hurt me already.
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How you doin'?
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Now, you broke my heart.
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I gave you every opportunity,
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but now, I have to
keep my dignity.
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How do I look?
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You the bird.
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Oh! Do you hear
that, Topanga?
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I the bird!
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And this bird is moving on.
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This bird is flying solo.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together
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for the pride of Pennbrook,
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Pengy, the
Pennbrook penguin!
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(CHEERING)
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I'm gonna be the penguin.
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What's this I hear about
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Jerry Mungo
not playing Saturday?
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I mean, if Jerry Mungo doesn't
play, you guys have no chance.
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I'm gonna be the penguin!
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Nah, there's just a rumor he might
not be eligible academically.
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I hear he's dumber
than you.
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Nah.
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Well, Jerry Mungo
better be playing Saturday.
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I'm gonna be the penguin!
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I'm tired of losing money
betting against the Amish.
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Alan, I really don't like
it that you're gambling.
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That's why I do it.
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Topanga doesn't think
I can be the penguin.
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She doesn't know me.
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Fine, we're not
getting married. Fine!
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I hope none of you
start gambling.
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Why? Because it could
ruin your life,
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blow every relationship
you ever had,
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make mom and
stepdad almost
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have to sell the
house in the Hamptons?
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Would it kill you
to use real potatoes?
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I heard you have a problem.
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What?
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No, Topanga just doesn't
believe in love anymore.
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Well, maybe you should
face reality,
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maybe it's time for you
to move on with your life.
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I am.
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I'm the penguin.
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Study, Mr. Mungo.
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Star running back or no,
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you fail my test,
you don't play.
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You know, when this college
paid me to come here,
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they didn't say nothin'
about no tests.
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Did they say anything
about double negatives?
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Why are you so upset?
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Open a book.
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How you doin'?
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Hey, Rach,
great speech yesterday!
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You really got
everybody fired up.
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You know, rah!
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Well, thanks, but it wasn't for the crowd.
It was for Jerry.
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I was trying to light a fire
under his lazy butt.
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You know what, if he
doesn't pass Feeny's exam,
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we don't have a chance at
winning the football game.
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Yeah, well, you know,
it's a sporting event,
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oddly shaped ball,
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inside information,
inside information.
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Will you excuse me
for a second, please?
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Dude...
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You're, like, shaking.
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There's no such thing
as a sure thing.
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That's the first step to
accepting you have a problem.
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Hello, my name is Jack.
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(PANTING)
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Hello.
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Okay, Jerry.
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Please get this one
for the team, okay?
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JERRY: All right,
ask me anything.
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What African nation
abolished apartheid in 1986?
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Florida.
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That's one right.
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How come you keep asking me
all these history questions?
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Because it's your major,
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you dumb, dumb,
dumbest person alive!
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No way this gavoonz
passes Mr. Feeny's test.
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Yeah, that's great. Without him, I don't
think we're gonna have a prayer to...
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Now you're gone.
Where did you go?
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Danny, Jack Hunter!
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We want to place a little
bet on the Pennbrook game.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12-step program.
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I'm on the 13th step.
Relapse.
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Just put me down
for a dime on the Amish.
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Excuse me.
Hello, bookie?
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Hey, you don't...
Excuse me.
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You don't know what you're doing.
Excuse me.
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Hello, bookie?
Hello, bookie.
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Hi, my name is Eric.
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I would also like to place
a dime on the Amish.
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Thank you very much.
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Bam!
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I don't know what I'm doing?
I don't know what I'm doing?
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He just put me down
for a dime, baby.
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I'm down for a dime!
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Do you know how
much a dime is?
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I know the lingo.
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A dime's $14.50.
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A dime is $1,000.
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Wow!
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(LAUGHS)
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(GASPS)
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So, uh, you really
think I was good?
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You were the
best penguin ever.
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But what about
when I fell into the band
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and knocked over
the tubas?
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That was the best!
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Really? She thinks
I'm a good penguin!
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Topanga would have thought
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it was wrong for me
to fall into the tubas.
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I'm busy here.
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Sorry. You're
doing a great job.
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Maybe after the big game, you'll
want to see my dorm room.
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Don't all dorm rooms
look the same?
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Oh! (LAUGHING)
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Well, we... We really
don't know each other.
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That's why you're
coming to my room.
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Cory can do
whatever he wants.
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He is.
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If she's what he wants,
then let him have her.
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You're what he wants,
and he's what you want.
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Shawn, give
me five minutes,
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and I swear
I'll make it up to you.
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Okay. I haven't had
water for four days.
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Topanga, everybody you know
has tried to help you.
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Cory went to Pittsburgh,
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he tried to get your
parents back together.
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What do you want from him?
Are you happy like this?
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I've never been
so unhappy in my life.
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I thought
I was protecting Shawn
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by pushing him away, but I
was only hurting us both.
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I'm back with him now,
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and I'm happier than ever.
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Except I could use
some ChapStick.
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Here.
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I have no use for it.
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(HONKING)
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Oh, ciao, bella.
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(ITALIAN ACCENT)
I ride the bike,
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I honk the horn.
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(HONKS)
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Eric...
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This is a $5,000 bike.
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We're only gonna win $1,000.
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Oh, no, that's not right,
my little Jacquelina.
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Eric...
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No, I'm sorry.
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My English is no so good.
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I, how you say?
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(NORMAL VOICE)
I called Danny.
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I placed a new bet. I bet four more dimes.
We're down for five large.
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You called Danny?
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Yeah. What's the big deal? I mean,
you said it was a sure thing.
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There's no such thing as a sure thing!
I learned that in rehab.
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(ITALIAN ACCENT) Then why
I got the expensive bike?
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And the $200 panties with the
cushions in the buttocks? Feels nice!
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All right, all right,
all right.
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You know what, it's
probably gonna be okay
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as long as
Jerry doesn't play.
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(NORMAL VOICE)
He's not gonna play.
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Well, there is a way he could play.
There's no way.
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The only way he could...
There's no only way...
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There is! What if Feeny goes
soft and lets him play?
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Oh, come on, Jack.
It's never gonna happen!
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I've known Feeny for,
it's gotta be...
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57 years now.
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He's not gonna let him play.
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What if he does?
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Then we lose...
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We can't pay the bookie.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
And he'll understand that.
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Yeah, he'll understand that.
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He'll understand that
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while he's looking
at our thumbs in a jar.
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He has a thumb jar?
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That seems odd.
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(HONKING)
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Wow, the "Tour de Idiot."
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(ITALIAN ACCENT)
Hi. I'm from Italy...
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Shut up.
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All right. Jerry Mungo. I think you
should pass him and let him play
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no matter how stupid he is.
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00:11:14,764 --> 00:11:16,364
Eric, I'm going to make
this so simple
254
00:11:16,432 --> 00:11:18,466
that even you
can understand it.
255
00:11:19,369 --> 00:11:21,002
You can try.
256
00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:24,239
Because Jerry Mungo
can score touchdowns,
257
00:11:24,307 --> 00:11:27,309
he's been given a free ride
through this university.
258
00:11:27,377 --> 00:11:29,144
I detest that.
259
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,612
All right, so let me try to
get this perfectly straight.
260
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,648
You're saying that if
Jerry Mungo fails his test,
261
00:11:32,715 --> 00:11:34,449
there's absolutely no way
you're gonna let him play.
262
00:11:34,484 --> 00:11:36,118
None whatsoever.
263
00:11:36,686 --> 00:11:38,286
(SNICKERING)
264
00:11:38,955 --> 00:11:40,255
What's passing?
265
00:11:40,323 --> 00:11:42,590
Oh, that's right,
you wouldn't know.
266
00:11:42,659 --> 00:11:43,659
65.
267
00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:45,727
What if he gets a 64?
268
00:11:45,795 --> 00:11:46,895
Fails.
269
00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:49,097
What if he gets an 80?
Passes.
270
00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:50,198
42?
271
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,134
No good.
272
00:11:53,036 --> 00:11:54,103
20?
273
00:11:55,371 --> 00:11:57,039
Are you kidding me?
274
00:11:57,106 --> 00:11:58,540
Oh, sorry, sorry.
275
00:11:59,942 --> 00:12:01,943
What if he gets a 20?
276
00:12:02,011 --> 00:12:03,979
Focus, Mr. Matthews.
277
00:12:04,046 --> 00:12:05,847
Ok, right. So let me
try to understand this.
278
00:12:05,914 --> 00:12:09,284
You care more about morals and
ethics than you do about football?
279
00:12:09,352 --> 00:12:10,352
That's absolutely right.
280
00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:11,486
Fine.
Fine.
281
00:12:11,554 --> 00:12:13,054
Fine... Fine.
Fine... Fine.
282
00:12:13,122 --> 00:12:16,024
I don't want to play anymore!
Fine! I win.
283
00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:21,063
(GIGGLING)
284
00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:27,369
(STILL GIGGLING)
285
00:12:27,437 --> 00:12:28,437
Done?
286
00:12:28,504 --> 00:12:30,606
Oh, we're done.
It's in the bag, baby.
287
00:12:30,673 --> 00:12:32,741
There's no way
Feeny's gonna let him play.
288
00:12:32,809 --> 00:12:34,776
I did it! I outsmarted Feeny!
It feels so good!
289
00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:36,278
Good for you. Let's go.
290
00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:37,746
No, one more.
I'm gonna do one more.
291
00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:38,914
No. No, no, no.
292
00:12:38,982 --> 00:12:40,682
I'm gonna do one more.
No, Eric.
293
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,984
Oh, boy.
294
00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:44,252
(HONKING)
295
00:12:47,356 --> 00:12:49,224
Just remember
something, Feeny.
296
00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:51,092
When Jerry Mungo
fails his test
297
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,695
and that Amish horse-drawn buggy charges
across our football field in victory,
298
00:12:54,763 --> 00:12:57,532
crushing the hearts of every
student here at this university,
299
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,534
you hold your head
up high, Feeny,
300
00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:01,503
'cause you held
to your ethics, Feeny.
301
00:13:02,105 --> 00:13:03,805
Good for you.
302
00:13:06,142 --> 00:13:08,509
(GIGGLING)
303
00:13:20,289 --> 00:13:23,925
Jed, there's absolutely no
reason to tell her this now.
304
00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:25,560
She's gonna find
out eventually.
305
00:13:25,628 --> 00:13:27,829
It's better for her
to find out from me.
306
00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:31,700
This is not why we're here.
This is about Cory and Topanga,
307
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,135
not about Topanga and you.
308
00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:35,937
Hey, the only reason there's
trouble between Topanga and Cory
309
00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:37,105
is because she's trying
to save Cory
310
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,607
from what happened to us.
311
00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:40,041
I want to help her.
312
00:13:40,076 --> 00:13:41,743
She's not ready for this.
313
00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:43,311
You tell her you left me
for someone else,
314
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,814
she'll hate you.
No, she won't.
315
00:13:45,881 --> 00:13:48,283
I'm her father.
She loves me.
316
00:13:48,351 --> 00:13:49,851
(BUZZING)
317
00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:51,620
Get out.
Honey...
318
00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:53,554
Get out.
Topanga...
319
00:13:53,622 --> 00:13:55,157
(SOBBING) Go!
320
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,462
JEDEDIAH: I love you, sweetie.
321
00:14:02,598 --> 00:14:04,065
I'm sorry.
322
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:09,104
Mom, I'm so sorry.
323
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,974
Did you know?
324
00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:14,575
Yeah, honey, I knew.
325
00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:17,112
He was just so happy
all the time.
326
00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:18,580
Why didn't you tell me?
327
00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:19,915
Because that's
not what's important.
328
00:14:20,016 --> 00:14:22,751
I don't like him anymore.
Neither do I.
329
00:14:22,819 --> 00:14:25,220
Except I do,
and so do you.
330
00:14:25,288 --> 00:14:27,488
He's your father, honey.
I hate him.
331
00:14:28,191 --> 00:14:29,624
No, you don't.
332
00:14:29,725 --> 00:14:31,927
You could never hate him.
333
00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:34,195
I would never want you to.
334
00:14:34,263 --> 00:14:37,065
How can you be so rational
about all this?
335
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:39,468
Because after you cut
his head out of all our photos
336
00:14:39,535 --> 00:14:41,236
and smash everything he owns
337
00:14:41,304 --> 00:14:43,972
and cry hysterically
for three months,
338
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,275
you eventually get
to rational.
339
00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:48,243
Well, I'm not rational.
340
00:14:48,311 --> 00:14:50,311
That's right.
You're not.
341
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:51,947
What?
342
00:14:52,014 --> 00:14:53,949
Honey, whatever happens
between your father and me
343
00:14:54,016 --> 00:14:56,951
shouldn't affect what happens
between you and Cory.
344
00:14:57,754 --> 00:14:59,554
You're unbelievable.
345
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:01,289
All of this
is happening to you,
346
00:15:01,357 --> 00:15:03,692
and all you can
think about is me.
347
00:15:05,194 --> 00:15:07,395
Well, I may not be
a wife anymore,
348
00:15:07,463 --> 00:15:09,531
but I'm your mother.
349
00:15:10,566 --> 00:15:11,666
I don't ever want
350
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:13,335
Cory and I to hurt each
other like you and Dad.
351
00:15:13,402 --> 00:15:15,137
The hell with me and Dad!
352
00:15:15,204 --> 00:15:16,838
This is isn't about
us anymore.
353
00:15:16,906 --> 00:15:20,241
This is about you and Cory.
And what you and Cory have,
354
00:15:20,309 --> 00:15:23,411
it's rare and real
and good and true.
355
00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:24,780
Why would you want
to throw that away?
356
00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,681
Because I'm scared.
Why?
357
00:15:26,749 --> 00:15:28,583
Because of you!
You scare me!
358
00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:29,618
I thought you two
were happy.
359
00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:32,487
Honey, we were.
360
00:15:32,554 --> 00:15:34,256
And now we're not,
but listen to me.
361
00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:36,692
I would never trade
what I had with your father
362
00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:39,127
even if I knew it wasn't
gonna last forever.
363
00:15:40,196 --> 00:15:41,596
You wouldn't?
364
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:42,764
Never.
365
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,773
Are you gonna give up Cory
because you're afraid
366
00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:54,108
of what might happen
in the future?
367
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:56,311
Or are you gonna have
the courage to marry him
368
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:57,979
and find out?
369
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,583
(BAND PLAYING FIGHT MUSIC)
370
00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:03,418
(CHEERING)
371
00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:11,126
Remember...
My room after the big game.
372
00:16:16,332 --> 00:16:18,533
So, Jack. It's getting
a little late.
373
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,701
Don't you think
Feeny should have announced
374
00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:21,435
that he's not playing by now?
375
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,905
Here comes
Mr. Party Pooper now.
376
00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:26,975
Everybody, quiet! Could we
have some quiet, please?
377
00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:28,810
I believe Mr. Feeny
is about to announce
378
00:16:28,877 --> 00:16:30,845
some, well, bad news.
379
00:16:30,913 --> 00:16:33,848
As some of you are aware,
there have been rumors
380
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,783
regarding whether or
not our star player
381
00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:37,919
would actually be
playing today.
382
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,622
And I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
383
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:43,391
Aw, bad news. Yes!
384
00:16:44,327 --> 00:16:45,693
Bad news...
385
00:16:45,695 --> 00:16:46,628
For the Amish!
386
00:16:46,696 --> 00:16:49,263
I give you
our starting tailback,
387
00:16:49,331 --> 00:16:50,865
Jerry Mungo!
388
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,267
(CHEERING)
389
00:16:56,305 --> 00:16:57,572
Jerry's playing!
390
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,840
Jerry's playing!
391
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:00,308
Jerry's playing!
Jerry's playing!
392
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,410
ALL: Mungo! Mungo! Mungo!
393
00:17:03,246 --> 00:17:04,913
Mr. Feeny,
how could he pass?
394
00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:06,714
He's dumber than me!
How could he pass?
395
00:17:06,782 --> 00:17:08,449
Mr. Feeny, what happened?
396
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,351
He happened.
397
00:17:10,419 --> 00:17:13,889
That last thing you said to me
in my office made me think.
398
00:17:13,956 --> 00:17:16,992
You had to go back in there!
Don't hate me.
399
00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:19,894
Was I so focused
on academia
400
00:17:19,961 --> 00:17:22,297
that I forgot
about school spirit?
401
00:17:22,364 --> 00:17:23,498
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
402
00:17:23,566 --> 00:17:24,499
Yes!
403
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:26,834
So I took on
the ultimate challenge.
404
00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:30,371
Could I take somebody
actually dumber than you,
405
00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:31,873
and in only 24 hours,
406
00:17:31,941 --> 00:17:34,676
raise him to his highest
possible level?
407
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,344
And you did?
408
00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:38,113
65, baby.
409
00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,649
(GASPING AND MUTTERING)
410
00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:42,784
Come on, boys.
411
00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:45,020
Let's go kick
some Amish butt, huh?
412
00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:48,622
You killed us, genius.
413
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:49,791
No, no, Jack...
414
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:51,793
Jack, Jack, Jack,
no, no, no, no...
415
00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:54,996
Listen to me. Bookies
take so many bets
416
00:17:55,064 --> 00:17:57,265
they're probably not even
thinking about ours.
417
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,433
Yeah. You're
probably right.
418
00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:01,302
I'm not right, like,
at all, am I?
419
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:02,703
No, no.
No, I'm not.
420
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:05,173
Hello, two very large men!
421
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,208
I don't believe
we've had the pleasure.
422
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,844
Danny sent us. See, the bookies
had a little convention,
423
00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:12,146
and you two were voted
most likely to lose
424
00:18:12,214 --> 00:18:13,982
and run like the wind.
425
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,584
See that, Jack?
They're not here to hurt us.
426
00:18:15,651 --> 00:18:17,385
They want to give
us a plaque!
427
00:18:18,787 --> 00:18:19,920
Run!
428
00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:33,602
Don't say anything.
429
00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:35,136
Just hold me.
430
00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:44,012
Hey!
431
00:18:49,685 --> 00:18:52,020
Why aren't you the penguin?
432
00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:54,555
I fell on the tubas.
433
00:18:54,623 --> 00:18:57,259
I tore cartilage
doing the igloo dance.
434
00:18:57,326 --> 00:18:58,493
You were right,
Topanga. I...
435
00:18:59,461 --> 00:19:01,562
I made a terrible penguin.
436
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:04,165
I mean, nobody knows me
better than you, though.
437
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:06,668
Nobody knows me
better than you.
438
00:19:06,735 --> 00:19:08,402
But it doesn't matter, right?
439
00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:10,071
You mean everything to me.
440
00:19:10,139 --> 00:19:12,640
Because you and I, we're never
gonna be together again.
441
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,942
I want to be with you forever.
But it's okay.
442
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:16,511
You know, I've accepted it.
443
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,813
I'm ready to move on.
444
00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:21,483
I love you.
I want to be your wife.
445
00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:24,151
So, I guess you and I
are officially over.
446
00:19:25,521 --> 00:19:27,088
Goodbye, Topanga.
447
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,859
(GRUNTING)
448
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,394
This is new.
449
00:19:34,663 --> 00:19:36,164
Cory...
450
00:19:36,232 --> 00:19:38,166
If something bad
happens to us someday,
451
00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:40,635
it could never change
what we have now,
452
00:19:40,702 --> 00:19:43,138
what we've always had,
because you're right, Cory.
453
00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:45,106
Love is real, and we have
to do everything we can
454
00:19:45,174 --> 00:19:46,740
to keep it alive.
455
00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:48,910
Well, you really haven't
been doing that, dear.
456
00:19:50,546 --> 00:19:52,580
What can I do
to make it up to you?
457
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,783
You could move your knee.
458
00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:56,718
Sorry.
459
00:19:56,786 --> 00:19:59,487
Wherever life takes us,
I want it to be with you...
460
00:19:59,555 --> 00:20:01,322
Forever...
461
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,124
Or until tomorrow.
462
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:15,203
It's time to stickit to the Amish!
463
00:20:15,271 --> 00:20:16,637
(CHEERING)
464
00:20:16,705 --> 00:20:18,606
(BAND PLAYING FIGHT MUSIC)
465
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,093
Whoa!
466
00:20:39,161 --> 00:20:41,463
Eric, you've got to stop
groping the women
467
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,297
when they're
churning butter.
468
00:20:43,365 --> 00:20:46,100
But I love dairy. I think I'm
falling hard for Anna Lewendike.
469
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,735
I tried to talk to her,
but she shunned me.
470
00:20:47,803 --> 00:20:49,270
She hit you
with a rake.
471
00:20:49,338 --> 00:20:51,806
And her brothers
pummeled me.
472
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:54,075
How long do you think
we have to hide out here?
473
00:20:54,143 --> 00:20:58,413
Forty, fifty years.
Everybody should be dead.
474
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,849
You know something, Jack? Maybe
it's not such a bad thing.
475
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,417
I mean, nobody here
knows who I am.
476
00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:05,186
It's a fresh start.
477
00:21:05,254 --> 00:21:06,287
If I don't screw up,
478
00:21:06,355 --> 00:21:09,324
I could have
a good life here.
479
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:12,092
Hey, isn't that that girl
you were just talking about?
480
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,193
Oh, it is!
481
00:21:13,261 --> 00:21:15,095
Anna Lewendike!
482
00:21:15,163 --> 00:21:17,232
I wish to make out
with thee!
483
00:21:18,768 --> 00:21:20,802
You see the
arm on her?
484
00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:22,704
They're chuckin'
pitchforks! Let's go!
485
00:21:22,772 --> 00:21:24,539
All right, come on,
let's go. Let's go!
486
00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:26,941
I thought you were
a peaceful people!
487
00:21:26,991 --> 00:21:31,541
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