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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(CORY WHISTLING)
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Cory, the banquet halls
are filling up.
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Will you please look
at these dates?
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No, I'm wet and naked.
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Me, too.
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You're not naked.
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Cory, I can't pick out
a wedding dress or flowers
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or anything
until we set a date.
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Will I ever
see you naked?
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Someday.
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Sunday?
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Pick a date!
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How about your
tushie right now
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as a sign
of good faith?
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Ha! Nice try, babe.
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Ooh, nice tush.
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(SCREAMS)
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Ooh, hubba, hubba.
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I'm just a piece of meat
to you, aren't I?
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All men are.
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Isn't that right, my
little rump roast?
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Angela, what'd
you do that for?
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Because I did.
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Oh. Cory, here,
I borrowed your razor.
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You used my razor?
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Yeah. Just to
shave my legs.
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You don't mind, do you?
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Mind? (CHUCKLES)
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That the razor
I use on my face
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was used to shave
your wonderful leg
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only brings us much closer and
increases my overall joy.
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Good.
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Please remember to
look at those dates.
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I will, my smooth one.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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What?
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She used my... (EXCLAIMS)
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What's the big deal?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Why don't you just
change the blade, you baby?
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I think it's sexy.
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I do, too.
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Her stubble on my face
is sexy to you?
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Cory's disgusted
you used his razor.
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Are you kidding me?
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Why wouldn't you have
just said something?
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Ha, ha, I don't mind.
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I think that you using
my razor is very sexy.
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Oh, good.
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So, if I were to use
this razor right now
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to shave under my arms,
you'd be okay with that?
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Sure.
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No, I'd hate it!
I hate it! Please don't!
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Why wouldn't you have
just told me the truth?
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The truth? That's
funny, the truth.
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Cory, if we're
gonna be married,
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we have to be able to be totally
honest with each other.
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We should learn from this.
From right now, total honesty.
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It's a trap.
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Wait a minute...
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Are you saying
I can tell you
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the truth about
everything?
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(IN SING SONG VOICE)
Trap, trappity, trap, trap...
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I want you to.
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Trap. Trap.
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Are you saying I can tell
you exactly what I think
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with no fear
of repercussion
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or lots and lots
of yelling?
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Try it.
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Well, okay.
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Topanga...
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If you don't mind,
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would you please consider
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keeping your paws
off my razor?
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Done.
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Really?
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Wow.
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Honesty all the time.
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This will
be good, huh?
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Yeah, this will
be real good.
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Oh, look...
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My Petite Shoe is playing
at the university theater.
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Do you want to go?
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Watch this.
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No. I don't wanna go.
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You know why?
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Because it's a chick flick.
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And Cory don't like
chick flicks.
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You know what else I don't like?
The Ice Capades.
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Don't ever take me there.
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So, how am I doing?
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You're right on schedule.
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Hey, guys.
How you doing?
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Hey, Eric.
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What's Josh doing here?
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Oh, I'm just
baby-sitting.
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I'm waiting for Mom and
Dad to come pick him up.
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Hey, little bro.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Oh, Eric, wait, wait.
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We wanna catch
everybody here.
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Oh, hi, Joshua.
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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Well, Jack and I
are having
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our first dinner party
on Friday night,
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and we wanted
to invite you all,
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'cause I'm gonna cook, and it's
gonna be really, really fun.
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Sure. Cory, you wanna go?
Sounds good.
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Yeah.
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Eric, we really
want you to come.
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Well, how do you expect me
to go back to the place
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where I had my heart
ripped out of my chest
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and thrown around the room
like it was a...
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Like a nerf heart.
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I want you to forget about everything
that's happened between us
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and remember
that we're friends,
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and I want you to come to our
party because it's for friends.
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Will you be making tater tots?
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Oh, I'll make
tater tots.
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Oh, well, then
I'll be there.
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(CRYING)
I'm so in love with her.
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Oh, Josh, you're
getting cold, buddy.
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Aw, who's the little one?
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That's Joshua.
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He's so cute.
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How old is he?
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Months or something,
I don't know.
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Uh, look at me,
though. I'm Eric.
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You know, there's
nothing sweeter
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than a father
with his new baby.
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Oh, sure there is, the
father, his new baby,
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and his new baby's
girlfriend.
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What about your wife?
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Dead. What are you
doing later?
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No, I'm all that he's
got in this world.
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ALAN:
Hey, Eric.
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(STUTTERS)
Mom and Dad!
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Hey, all right,
great.
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Cup of coffee?
Come on.
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Hey, little boy.
Did you miss your mommy?
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Did I miss my mommy?
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Of course I missed
my mommy. Come here.
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And I missed my daddy,
too, didn't I, big guy?
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All right. Back off.
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Have you met my new friend?
This is, um...
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Dana.
Dana.
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Hello.
Hi, Dana.
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You have
an adorable grandson.
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What?
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Oh, uh, yes, yes, we do.
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Thank you very much.
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Good luck.
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Alan, he's using our child
to pick up women.
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It's disgusting. I'm going
to have a talk with him.
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See what I made there?
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What you doing?
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Carving rose radishes.
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I just spent a half an hour
on the one in your mouth.
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It's good.
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Oh, you weren't planning
on wearing that, were you?
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What, don't I look
good in this?
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Oh, no, you look fine.
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You look fine.
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I just thought maybe
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since this is our first
dinner party together,
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you might, I don't know, want
to dress up a little bit.
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Got anything in particular
you want me to wear?
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Oh, no, I want you to wear
whatever you want to wear.
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Except this.
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(CHUCKLES) You're so funny.
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I'm gonna go
think about things.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Topanga...
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At what point
when you were paying
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to have this
done to your hair
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did you look in
the mirror and say,
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"Hey, this looks good"?
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Cory, you've made
your point.
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You don't like my hair.
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Watch this.
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Topanga,
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if I may be honest,
and you said I could,
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I don't dislike your hair.
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No, no.
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I hate it.
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No, hate's too strong
of a word. Uh...
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No, hate's good.
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I think whoever
did this to you
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should be taken outside,
tied down,
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and made to look at it.
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He's like a dog
with a bone.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Hi. Come on in.
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Oh, Topanga,
I love your hair.
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Thank you.
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I don't.
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Don't worry, we have
an honesty pact.
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We tell each other the truth
about everything now.
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Yeah, nothing bad's
gonna happen at all.
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You know what?
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This reminds me
of this game
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we used to play
back in high school.
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Oh, what kind of game?
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Oh, it was
an honesty game.
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Oh, well, how do you play?
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We put everybody's
name in a hat,
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and whoever's
name you draw,
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you can ask
whatever you want.
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I just came to eat.
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That's a nice outfit.
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Are you afraid
of honesty, Shawn?
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Oh, yeah,
in a big way.
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Cory and I aren't.
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Honesty's a cinch
for us.
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Trap.
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Well, great, then.
I'll get the hat.
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Put it on Topanga.
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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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I'm done.
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Okay, everybody.
Let's play.
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Oh, do we have
to play a game?
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Oh, come on. Dinner's
not quite ready,
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and we have to
wait for Eric anyway.
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It's really fun to think
of intimate questions
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that'll really
embarrass everybody.
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Okay, well, I'll go first.
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Jack.
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Oh, great.
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Okay, if you could change
one thing about Rachel,
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what would you change?
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TOPANGA:
Oh, that's good.
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I don't know. Who's next?
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Oh, come on, Jack. Try.
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I mean, there must be something
about me that bothers you.
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Nope, sorry.
Ooh, great game.
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Feels good to be honest,
huh? Ooh.
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All right.
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Rachel.
Yes.
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Same question.
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Is there anything about
Jack that bothers you?
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See how hard it is?
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He's too passive and needs
to voice his opinions more.
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Jack, what do you
think about that?
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I don't know.
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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Eric, hi...
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You brought a guest.
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Yeah, yeah. This is Dana.
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I met her at
the student union
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when I was
with my son, Joshua.
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He's with Grandma and
Grandpa Matthews right now.
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You remember
my son, Joshua.
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
And the honesty game
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just got a little
more interesting.
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Do you think
I'm too passive?
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What?
Nothing.
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Well, Dana, hi.
I'm Rachel.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Would you excuse me
for just one second?
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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,130
Funny hair.
262
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,304
What? What's the matter?
263
00:10:40,371 --> 00:10:42,874
I have seven Cornish hens,
seven baked potatoes,
264
00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:45,376
and seven parfaits, and
there are eight people here.
265
00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:47,210
Ah. Okay, I'll leave.
266
00:10:48,179 --> 00:10:49,947
Sit down.
267
00:10:50,014 --> 00:10:51,749
So, Eric, we're
playing a truth game
268
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,718
to promote honesty
in relationships.
269
00:10:53,785 --> 00:10:54,919
Honesty.
Excellent, excellent.
270
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,621
It's what they
teach us in law school.
271
00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,224
All right.
Let's see who's next.
272
00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:02,292
Shawn...
273
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,095
If you could spend
one night with anyone,
274
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:06,597
no strings attached,
275
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,532
who would it be with?
276
00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:11,368
Anyone in the world?
277
00:11:11,436 --> 00:11:12,736
No strings?
278
00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:14,371
Yep. Be honest.
279
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,074
Then I'd pick Angela.
280
00:11:17,142 --> 00:11:18,943
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
281
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,149
Angela?
282
00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:30,588
So, with no strings,
no commitment,
283
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:33,591
no emotional attachment,
you'd pick me?
284
00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,894
Yeah. What do you
say to that?
285
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:39,563
Let's do it.
286
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,208
(WHISPERING)
It's a trap.
287
00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:58,115
So, come on, Shawn.
Let's go.
288
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,051
Now?
289
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,051
Now.
290
00:12:02,754 --> 00:12:04,188
I like this game.
291
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:07,692
Hello.
292
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:08,860
What?
293
00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,094
When you two broke up,
294
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,462
who is the one that spent
every minute of every day
295
00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:12,864
trying to get you two
back together?
296
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,031
You, darling.
297
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:15,299
And who was the one
who spent every second
298
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,168
trying to make you two realize
that you belong together?
299
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,536
You, darling.
300
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,537
Then why are you going
to do something
301
00:12:20,605 --> 00:12:21,739
very strange in the bedroom
302
00:12:21,806 --> 00:12:24,742
when I have absolutely
nothing to do with it?
303
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,678
No strings, Cory.
304
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,613
I don't get it.
305
00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:30,781
Bye-bye.
306
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,254
So, uh, Dana...
307
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:39,857
What's your feeling about this
whole stringless relationship?
308
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,359
You know, no commitments,
no emotional attachment,
309
00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:45,095
still you get to honk-honk,
you know what I'm saying?
310
00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:47,597
And I want you to remember,
everybody's being honest tonight.
311
00:12:47,665 --> 00:12:49,333
Well, I just met you.
Mmm-hmm.
312
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,901
All I know
about you is that
313
00:12:50,969 --> 00:12:53,637
you're a single father working
his way through law school
314
00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:56,773
who just got back from
the no-fly zone in Iraq.
315
00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:58,843
(SCOFFING)
316
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,279
Aw, she goes out with you,
she deserves what she gets.
317
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:04,081
(LAUGHS)
That's right, baby.
318
00:13:04,148 --> 00:13:05,783
Okay, let's get back
to the game.
319
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,018
Who's next?
320
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:07,919
I'm not passive.
321
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:09,486
I'm just nice.
322
00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:12,056
Excuse me.
323
00:13:12,123 --> 00:13:14,458
But does anybody care about
what's going on up there?
324
00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:16,193
I have something to say.
325
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:18,228
These are not tater tots!
326
00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:20,965
Eric, they're right here.
327
00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:23,100
(LAUGHING)
328
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,303
You leave hair
in the shower!
329
00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:31,775
You leave hair.
It bothers me.
330
00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:33,244
That's right. Your hair,
331
00:13:33,311 --> 00:13:35,545
in the shower,
clogging up the drain.
332
00:13:35,613 --> 00:13:38,215
It bothers me. Yeah, you.
333
00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:39,783
Wait a second,
you've been sitting there
334
00:13:39,851 --> 00:13:41,285
and stewing
for 20 minutes,
335
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,887
and that's all that
you came up with?
336
00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:45,523
Leave me alone.
337
00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:47,892
You all know what they're doing
up there, don't you? They're...
338
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,226
Cory.
339
00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:52,363
If you could change
one thing about Topanga,
340
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:54,398
what would it be?
341
00:13:54,465 --> 00:13:56,367
Um... What would it be?
342
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,935
What would it be?
343
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,138
What would it be?
344
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,673
Cory, make your
we're-gonna-be-virgins-
345
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:03,807
for-the-rest-of-our-lives
joke,
346
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,210
and then we can all move on.
347
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:09,346
I'd actually change your need
to be perfect all the time.
348
00:14:09,647 --> 00:14:10,814
What?
349
00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:14,251
Yeah, I think
you need to relax,
350
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:16,153
lighten up a bit.
351
00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:19,957
Jeez, they've been
up there a long time.
352
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,258
I don't need
to be perfect.
353
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:23,194
Oh, come on, Topanga, from
nursery school to college,
354
00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:25,595
you always had to be
the best at everything.
355
00:14:25,663 --> 00:14:28,699
Really? Then why didn't
I go to Yale, Cory?
356
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:32,203
Why am I here
at Pennbrook with you?
357
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:34,104
What?
358
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,707
Okay. (LAUGHS)
Game's over.
359
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,876
Who's hungry for hen?
360
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,644
I knew it.
361
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:43,213
You resent the fact that
you gave up Yale for me.
362
00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:44,648
I gave up Yale for us.
363
00:14:44,715 --> 00:14:45,949
I was just trying to show
you you were wrong, okay?
364
00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,518
Well, maybe you
should have gone, then.
365
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,786
Yeah, maybe the time apart
would have been good for us.
366
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:51,121
In what way?
367
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:53,323
Maybe we wouldn't
be engaged?
368
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:55,926
Why do you have to
take it to that level?
369
00:14:55,994 --> 00:14:57,294
Rachel?
370
00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:59,363
Huh?
371
00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:02,033
Thank you for everything.
I'm gonna be leaving now.
372
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,366
No, no, uh...
373
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:05,202
Wait a minute, you started
this whole honesty thing.
374
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,470
You can't leave.
375
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,871
Watch me.
376
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:09,340
Topanga...
377
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:19,283
I can't believe
they're still up there.
378
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:23,453
Oh, Jack, I just
wanted to have
379
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:26,356
my first grown-up dinner party
with my Cornish hens...
380
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:27,891
And tater tots!
381
00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:31,595
My party's sucky.
382
00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:33,630
No, come on,
it's just your first one.
383
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:36,300
Next time, we won't
invite these people.
384
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,068
Well, I guess we could
invite some of them.
385
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,637
I mean, Eric seems to be doing
pretty well with his date.
386
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:42,172
I love Shamu.
387
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,274
How do you train him
to do all those tricks?
388
00:15:44,342 --> 00:15:45,843
It's hard.
It's a difficult task,
389
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,778
but the key
is to start small,
390
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,446
uh, sit, stay...
391
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,149
Eat Pinocchio.
392
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:54,718
You know what, everything
was going fine
393
00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:57,254
until I thought of that
stupid honesty game.
394
00:15:57,321 --> 00:15:58,555
No, no, that's not
true, honey.
395
00:15:58,623 --> 00:15:59,723
This party
would have been bad
396
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,691
no matter what happened.
397
00:16:02,893 --> 00:16:04,562
That's very honest of you.
398
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,097
Yeah. Sorry.
399
00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:09,033
Oh.
400
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,473
This is the greatest
night of my life.
401
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,875
Don't talk.
402
00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:21,345
No one understands
this but us.
403
00:16:21,412 --> 00:16:22,512
Quiet.
404
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:28,052
I forgot how well
we fit together.
405
00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:30,454
I'm asking you
to shut up.
406
00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:56,346
What do you want
from me?
407
00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:57,982
I want to understand
what's bothering you.
408
00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,783
I thought you wanted to spend
some time apart, Cory.
409
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,419
Topanga, that's not what I
meant, and you know it.
410
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:03,320
But there is
a part of you
411
00:17:03,387 --> 00:17:04,521
that wonders
what it'd be like
412
00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:05,755
to spend a year apart?
413
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,058
Honesty?
414
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,459
Please.
415
00:17:10,395 --> 00:17:12,363
Yes, there's a part of me
416
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,164
that wonders what
it would be like.
417
00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:17,067
But there's another part,
a much bigger part,
418
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,269
that knows I would have
been miserable without you.
419
00:17:20,471 --> 00:17:21,371
Now, I need to know,
420
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:24,074
are you sorry
you gave up Yale?
421
00:17:24,142 --> 00:17:25,342
Honesty?
422
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,177
Please.
423
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:30,448
Giving up Yale was the hardest
thing I've ever had to do.
424
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,916
But, of course,
425
00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:35,586
I would have been miserable
without you, too.
426
00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:44,127
I just want to be able
to use your razor.
427
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,865
I already told you...
(EXCLAIMS)
428
00:17:47,932 --> 00:17:49,767
I don't want you
to react like that.
429
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:53,003
So, that's what
this is about, isn't it?
430
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,772
Cory, the relationship
that I want
431
00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:56,940
is not two individuals who
live under the same roof.
432
00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:58,742
I want us together, Cory.
433
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,577
What's mine is yours,
and what's yours is mine.
434
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,579
If you're gonna react
like that over a razor,
435
00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,514
how are you gonna react
when I use your toothbrush?
436
00:18:07,118 --> 00:18:08,285
Not well.
437
00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:12,422
Angela...
438
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,191
Mmm, don't.
439
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,592
Miss you.
Don't.
440
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,461
I can't help it.
Don't.
441
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,296
Angela, I love you.
442
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:23,934
Ow! My keys.
443
00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:28,772
I knew you
couldn't do it.
444
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,174
Oh, man, I Cory'd
this up, didn't I?
445
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:34,912
You had to go and get heavy,
Shawn, didn't you?
446
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:37,814
No, I'm not
getting heavy, Angela.
447
00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,383
I just think that
an emotional commitment
448
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,153
is a proper foundation for...
Oh, my God, I'm both of them!
449
00:18:44,822 --> 00:18:46,957
Topanga, if we're
really being honest,
450
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,392
then I think
what you need
451
00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:51,561
is some imaginary
perfect relationship.
452
00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:54,664
You know, this is just you
going after perfect again.
453
00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:56,500
No, Cory, this is me
454
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:57,701
realizing that we are
going to be sharing
455
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,236
the rest of
our lives together
456
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,504
and wondering why
you can't even share
457
00:19:00,571 --> 00:19:01,972
a razor
or a toothbrush.
458
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,374
Okay, you want
real honesty, Topanga?
459
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:05,976
Can you handle
real honesty?
460
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,110
I just want to know
what it's gonna take
461
00:19:07,178 --> 00:19:08,445
to share
your toothbrush.
462
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:09,946
The truth is
I could never share
463
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:11,482
any of my
personal items
464
00:19:11,549 --> 00:19:14,851
with someone who won't
even show me her tushie.
465
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:17,021
No tushie, no brushy.
466
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,859
I think that's fair.
467
00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:24,061
I... What?
468
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,534
Thank you, Rachel.
I had a really nice time.
469
00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:32,001
You're welcome.
470
00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:33,570
Come back soon.
471
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,809
I have seen
the promised land!
472
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,279
I showed him my butt.
473
00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:47,284
You two make my life
a living hell.
474
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,123
(CHUCKLES) Great,
great party, Rachel.
475
00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:54,491
We're having a great time.
476
00:19:54,558 --> 00:19:55,692
Really?
477
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,860
Wow, I thought that
whole honesty game
478
00:19:56,928 --> 00:19:58,195
might have ruined
the evening.
479
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,696
Ah, on the contrary,
480
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:00,964
honesty is the
only way to go
481
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,666
for a healthy relationship.
482
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:06,370
If you'll notice, only the
honest couples are left here.
483
00:20:06,437 --> 00:20:08,505
Yeah, the bullet hurt.
484
00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:09,806
But I saved
the President's life,
485
00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:11,942
so I think
it was worth it.
486
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:14,845
Eric doesn't count.
487
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,447
And...
488
00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:19,215
I'm Batman.
489
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,393
(SIGHS)
490
00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:35,766
What are you doing?
491
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,201
Oh, I left mine
in my gym bag.
492
00:20:37,268 --> 00:20:40,671
You know, this sharing stuff is great.
Thanks.
493
00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:43,039
(EXCLAIMS) There's
a hair on it.
494
00:20:43,107 --> 00:20:46,143
Oh, yeah. Look,
it's one of my boys.
495
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:49,479
I can tell 'cause
it's kinky, like me.
496
00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:50,847
Here you go.
497
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,949
You are a disgusting
little man.
498
00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:54,251
Yes, I am.
499
00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,088
Hey, Shawn, why are
you following me?
500
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,689
You had
your chance, babe.
501
00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:01,758
I'm not following you.
502
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:03,360
I couldn't care less
about you.
503
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,495
You mean nothing
to me.
504
00:21:04,562 --> 00:21:06,230
Less than nothing.
505
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,407
Nothing. Not a thing.
506
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,342
Okay. Good for you.
507
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:22,946
(GRUNTS)
508
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:29,353
Cold shower now!
509
00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:33,953
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