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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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CORY: Previously onBoy Meets World...
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Angela and I decided
to take a break.
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You broke up?
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Yeah. I guess
that's what we did.
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I didn't break up
with Shawn.
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What do you mean?
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He broke up with me.
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If you two love each other,
you should be together.
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Maybe if Angela knew how you felt...
No, it's too late.
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Angela's not in love
with me anymore.
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I opened my heart
to you.
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I just can't sit around
like a fool,
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waiting for you
to be ready.
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Angela...
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It's over, Shawn.
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Wow!
These women are fat.
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Eric. Hey, look.
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Thanks again for filling
in on such short notice.
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I have no idea
where your father is.
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Oh, don't worry
about it, Mom.
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You know there's nothing I
wouldn't do for little Eric,
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or if it's a girl,
Eric the girl.
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Don't touch my stomach.
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Hi. Okay, mommies and daddies.
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Let's take our seats
and get comfortable.
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How you doing?
Good. Hi.
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That's my mom.
I'm her baby.
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Eric, the pillows are for me.
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You. Oh, you, you, you.
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It's all about you, isn't it?
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Now, giving your partner
lots of support,
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let's start with deep
diaphragmatic breathing.
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(ALL BREATHE DEEPLY)
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So, where's your daddy?
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I mean,
your tummy's daddy.
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You know, the guy
that did that to you.
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My husband's
in the Navy.
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He's on an aircraft carrier
in the South China Sea.
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Oh, yeah, I'm filling
in for my dad.
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He ran out on my
mom this morning.
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Eric! Hello.
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I'm his mother, and yet
I'm having another one.
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It's nice for you to
fill in for your dad.
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Hi. I'm Jessica.
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Oh, hi. I'm Eric. How are you?
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Oh, look at that. You
wobble like a Weeble.
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(LAUGHING)
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Amy, I completely forgot.
I'm sorry.
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Where have
you been?
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I just lost
track of time.
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It's really okay, Dad.
Don't worry about it.
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I got the whole thing
under control.
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All right,
ready, Mom? Push!
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Goodbye, Eric.
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Okay.
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All right. Let's move on to some
controlled breathing exercises.
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Hey, Eric,
if you're free,
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I'd really appreciate it
if you'd be my partner.
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Really? Oh, that's so nice
that somebody appreciates me.
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Okay, coaches. Count three
"hee, hee, hee" breaths,
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followed by three
"ho, ho, ho" breaths.
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What was so important
that made you late?
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I was looking
at something.
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Alan, you're being
a little vague.
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(STUTTERS)
Motorcycle.
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What?
(CLEARS THROAT)
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A motorcycle?
Right on, Dad!
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We're having a baby, and you're
out looking for motorcycles?
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Why don't you just go all the way
and buy yourself a yellow corvette?
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You'd be okay
with that?
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If it would get you
to class on time.
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Alan,
what's going on?
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Nothing. I'm just a
little late, that's all.
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I've done this
three times.
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I'm not like one of these kids
who has no idea what's going on.
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Old man's getting a yellow corvette, huh?
Right on, brother.
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Hello, guys.
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Thanks for coming.
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We know why
we're here.
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You don't have
to say anything.
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Cory and I
discussed it.
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We've decided that we are not
going to butt into your lives
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no matter what you do.
Right, Cory?
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Absolutely.
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You're our best friends,
but we have no right
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to tell you to be together
if that's not what you want.
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We don't believe you.
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You don't
believe me?
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No, no, no. Him.
We don't believe him.
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Which is why we've drawn
up a little document.
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This is
a restraining order.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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"Cory Matthews
and Topanga Lawrence
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"are hereby forbidden to
interfere with the separation of
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"or encourage accidental rendezvous
between Shawn and Angela.
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"In addition, the
aforementioned parties are..."
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(GASPS) Aforementioned parties?
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Is this what
we are to you?
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I, for one, do not need a piece of
paper to know when to butt out.
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And I do?
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All right, I do.
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Look,
we love you both,
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and we appreciate everything
you've tried to do,
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but, you know, this is
the best for all of us.
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See you later.
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Wait a minute. Shawn, are
you all right with this?
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Yes.
Yes, I am fine.
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In fact, both Angela and
I have dates tonight.
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Shawn Hunter has been
out of circulation
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for far too long.
I am back.
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I am excited, and I'm
ready to rock and roll.
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All right. Where you
gonna take her?
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I don't know.
Who cares?
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I want to thank you guys
for bringing us here.
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I'm having
a really good time.
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Yeah, me, too.
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You know, I was a
little worried about
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going out
with Shawn at first
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because I heard he just
ended a long relationship,
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and I thought
he'd be a drag.
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He's not normally
like this.
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Shawn's a ton of fun.
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(MOANING)
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Talk to him.
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Hey, hey.
What's the matter, buddy?
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I'm a little blue.
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It doesn't show,
does it?
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No! No, you are the life
of the party, friend.
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Everybody is thrilled
to be with you.
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Is it me? It can't be me.
I'm adorable.
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You are. You're as
cute as could be.
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He must have really
loved this girl.
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I can't discuss it. I'm
under a restraining order.
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Hey. Hey. Get up.
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You used to be
so good at this.
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You were the king.
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He was the king!
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Shawn, would it make
you feel any better
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if I told you that Angela's
in the same place you are?
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Maybe a little.
Then cheer up.
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Angela's in the
same place you are.
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So, I says, "Feeny, if the sun
never sets on the British Empire,
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"when do they
watch Letterman?"
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, it's gonna
be a long night.
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Angela! Of all the
restaurants in Philadelphia,
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you chose this one.
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Well,
what a coincidence.
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This is Ron.
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Hey, guys. Hi, Ron, how are you?
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I'm Shawn.
Good to meet you.
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This is Kelly,
my date.
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That's Topanga and Cory,
and this is Kelly, my date.
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I understand we have a potentially
embarrassing situation here,
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but I hope we can all be mature
and have a wonderful time.
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Angela, it's always
good to see you.
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Ron seems
like a great guy.
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Enjoy yourselves.
Have a good night.
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This is Kelly,
my date.
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You, too, Shawn.
Nice meeting you, Kelly.
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You see? Do you see how
much fun Shawn can be?
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Yeah, that's the
Shawn I heard about.
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What a crazy
world, huh?
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But don't you worry. You
handled that like a prince.
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You know why? Because you
are the king of dating,
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and we are all... No, we are all
gonna have a good time, Shawnie.
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No, no. We're gonna
have a good time.
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(MOANING)
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Long night.
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Long.
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Hey,
check this out.
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It says here the uterus
has accordion-like folds
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that can expand to accommodate
a baby up to 22 pounds.
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Man, women are so lucky.
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Eric, I'm eating.
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It also says here that when
a woman breaks her water,
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she's actually
lost her mucus plug.
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I'm done.
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Procreation, man.
Who knew?
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come!
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Hey! There he is,
the man himself.
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Hey, Daddy-o. How cool
is it that you and Mom
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get to go through
this again?
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This baby stuff
is so great.
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Eric, look, I want your
opinion on something.
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Look at this,
will you?
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What do you
got here, Dad, huh?
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Cribs, diapers,
car seats?
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You got (STUTTERS)
motorcycles.
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That's great, Dad.
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I'm trying to bring a new
life into the world,
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and you're
picking out a hog.
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Yeah, yeah. Check out this
wide glide, here, huh?
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I'm gonna chrome
that baby up, huh?
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Put on some Vance & Hines
pipes, a Mikuni carb,
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and hit the
highway to hell.
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(WHOOPING)
How old are you?
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Forty-one...
Forty-three.
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Don't you see what
you're going through?
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This is your
Middle East crisis.
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Middle age crisis.
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I'm not going through anything.
I just want a Harley.
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My dad went through
the same thing.
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Mmm-hmm, me, too.
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He got hair transplants and
tried out for The Real World.
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I'm not going
through anything.
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That's exactly what he said right
before he smashed up his Ferrari.
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Your fathers are silly.
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Hey, do I or do I not
get ape hangers, huh?
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(IMITATING MOTORCYCLE)
Dad...
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Dad... Dad...
Dad, okay, hey!
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Pull the bike over,
pull the bike over.
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Dad, can I give you
some tough love?
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I think you're crazy.
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You know what? I think we're all pretty
sure about what's going on here.
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And you know what?
It's okay.
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Yeah, you're not alone.
It's perfectly natural.
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You know something, Dad?
He's right.
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Because, see, with every
day, with every breath,
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you're one step
closer to death.
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And you're thinking
to yourself,
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"I haven't lived."
And you know something...
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Are you trying to
cheer me up here?
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Mr. Matthews, you don't need a
motorcycle to make you feel younger.
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You're gonna have a baby.
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What could make you
feel younger than that?
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Yeah, for the
next 18 years,
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that little tiger's gonna keep
you running day and night.
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You know something, Dad?
He's absolutely right.
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You're not gonna have
time for motorcycles
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and fast cars
and nose rings.
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You've got this new little
life coming into the world
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that's gonna be counting on you.
Grow up!
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Grow up?
I am grown up.
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I'm so grown up I don't know
if I can do this again.
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Oh, of course
you can.
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You did a good job
two times before.
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That's three.
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I said what I said.
(INAUDIBLE)
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Well, things are
different now.
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Why? I'm different. I'm older.
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When you were born,
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I really looked forward
to running around with you,
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playing baseball
and football,
246
00:10:50,281 --> 00:10:54,552
and I really looked forward to
being more than a father to you.
247
00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:57,822
I looked forward to being your
friend, which I think I am.
248
00:10:57,889 --> 00:10:59,890
Of course you are, Dad.
You are my friend, man.
249
00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:01,726
What am I gonna be
to this new kid?
250
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,661
I'm just gonna
be his old man.
251
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,130
That's all
I'm gonna be to him.
252
00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:09,166
Just his old man.
253
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,244
You've gotta stop
looking at Angela.
254
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:21,746
I think she's
having a good time.
255
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,247
She's just trying to
move on with her life.
256
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,648
So should you.
257
00:11:24,716 --> 00:11:26,150
You know
what would be fun?
258
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:29,287
They're starting the karaoke contest.
Do you wanna sing?
259
00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:30,721
Kelly, I appreciate the offer,
260
00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:33,757
but I have
a no karaoke policy.
261
00:11:33,825 --> 00:11:37,761
WOMAN: And now let's give a warm
Captain Randy's coco-loco welcome
262
00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:41,098
to our first contestants,Angela and Ron!
263
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,571
Okay, let's
pick out a song.
264
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,343
(THE SHOOP SHOOP SONG
PLAYING)
265
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:55,179
Does he love me,I wanna know
266
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:58,982
How can I tellif he loves me so
267
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,018
Is it in his eyes?
268
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,986
Oh, no,you'll be deceived
269
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,156
Well, is itin his eyes?
270
00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:07,191
Oh, no,he'll make believe
271
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:12,396
If you wanna know if he loves
you so, it's in his kiss
272
00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:13,797
That's where it is
273
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:19,136
Hug himSqueeze him tight
274
00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:23,441
And find outwhat you want to know
275
00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:30,714
If it's love, if it really
is, it's there in his kiss
276
00:12:30,782 --> 00:12:32,783
Well, is it in his eyes?
277
00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:34,785
Oh, no,you'll be deceived
278
00:12:34,853 --> 00:12:37,021
Well, is itin his eyes?
279
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,156
Oh, no,he'll make believe
280
00:12:39,224 --> 00:12:44,528
Well, if you wanna know if he
loves you so, it's in his kiss
281
00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:45,696
That's where it is
282
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:49,867
Oh, yeah, it's in his kiss
283
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,370
Cory, are you sure this
is the right song for us?
284
00:12:52,437 --> 00:12:54,638
Topanga, you heard
Angela and Ron.
285
00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:57,574
If we wanna win this, we must
sing something dramatic.
286
00:12:57,642 --> 00:12:59,777
I know. I just don't think
this is the right song for us.
287
00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:01,412
You wanna win or not?
Yes, I wanna win.
288
00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:03,114
I just don't think that you
and I are the right people
289
00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:05,182
to express this
particular sentiment.
290
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,919
Topanga,
it's a beautiful song,
291
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:09,753
and we're
gonna sing it.
292
00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:13,024
Hit it,
Captain Randy.
293
00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:15,493
(DRUM ROLL)
294
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,627
(WAR PLAYING)
295
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:17,695
War!
296
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:19,563
Huh.
297
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,799
What is it good for?
298
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,167
Absolutely nothing.
Say it again.
299
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:27,004
War!
300
00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:28,806
Good God, you all.
301
00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:32,743
This is all a big joke
to you, right, Topanga?
302
00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:41,318
(I GOT YOU BABE PLAYING)
303
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:44,655
They say we're youngand we don't know
304
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:49,693
We won't find outuntil we grow
305
00:13:51,195 --> 00:13:54,498
Well, I don't knowif all that's true
306
00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:58,802
'Cause you've got me,and, baby, I've got you
307
00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:02,105
Babe
308
00:14:03,774 --> 00:14:05,543
I got you, babe
309
00:14:07,145 --> 00:14:08,778
I got you, babe
310
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:13,850
They say our lovewon't pay the rent
311
00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:18,688
Before it's earned,our money's all been spent
312
00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:23,593
I guess that's so,we don't have a pot
313
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:27,864
But at least I'm sure ofall the things we've got
314
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,402
Babe
315
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:34,838
I got you, babe
316
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,673
I got you...
317
00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,675
I'm sorry.
318
00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:40,077
I can't do this.
319
00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,682
That's okay, Shawn. Maybe
we'll try again another time.
320
00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:47,284
Yeah.
321
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,389
Okay,
mommies and daddies.
322
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:55,593
Everyone should
each have a baby.
323
00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,161
Now, the first thing
we're going to focus on
324
00:14:58,229 --> 00:15:00,598
is learning how to
burp your newborn.
325
00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:02,866
Now, sit the baby
on your knee,
326
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,303
and with one hand
supporting the chest,
327
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,871
gently pat the baby on the
back with the other hand.
328
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,942
Miss, mine broke.
329
00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:13,510
Could you
give me that head?
330
00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:19,082
I know how to burp a baby.
What are we doing here?
331
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,118
Now, you can also try
the shoulder method.
332
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,019
Supporting the
baby's head,
333
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:24,688
lift the baby
up to your shoulder.
334
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,190
Oh, my God!
What?
335
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,457
I think
my water broke.
336
00:15:27,525 --> 00:15:29,326
Miss, mine broke!
337
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,794
What?
My partner.
338
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:33,464
Her water just broke. This is real!
What do we do?
339
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:35,498
Oh, I don't know. I'm
filling in for my sister.
340
00:15:35,566 --> 00:15:37,467
All I know are
burping, diapers,
341
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:38,636
and hee, hee, hee,
ho, ho, ho!
342
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:39,970
Okay. Who knows
what to do?
343
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:41,772
Eric, Eric,
go get the car.
344
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,473
Bring it around to the
front of the building.
345
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:46,043
Amy, you just ride in
the back with Jessica.
346
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,411
Are you okay?
Yeah.
347
00:15:47,478 --> 00:15:49,580
All right. Listen, somebody call St.
Vincent's.
348
00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:52,650
Just tell 'em we'll be there in
about five minutes, all right?
349
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:54,318
All right, thank you.
350
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:07,531
Shawn, first dates after a
break-up are always difficult.
351
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:10,267
It'll get easier.
No, it won't.
352
00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:12,936
Let's face it, there's
something wrong with me.
353
00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:16,607
No, there's nothing wrong with you, Shawn.
It's just...
354
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,710
I mean, you're obviously
hurting over Angela,
355
00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:21,412
and it's gonna
take time.
356
00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:23,681
When you're ready to meet
somebody new, you will.
357
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:25,716
I don't wanna
meet somebody new.
358
00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:27,418
I'd screw
that up, too.
359
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:29,986
Guys, it's me.
360
00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:33,324
Look, I already had something
great, and I killed it.
361
00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:38,795
I'm never gonna have a
relationship like you guys.
362
00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:40,197
I'm not normal.
363
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,534
Well, Shawn,
we're not normal.
364
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:44,835
I mean,
we're freaks.
365
00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:46,337
We are.
366
00:16:46,404 --> 00:16:48,038
We're freaks who've loved
each other since we were two.
367
00:16:48,106 --> 00:16:49,607
I know.
368
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,141
And being friends with
you guys has shown me
369
00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:53,009
how great it is
to have a relationship.
370
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:58,115
But I don't know
how to do that.
371
00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:00,384
I mean, what if I'm incapable
of loving somebody?
372
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,619
What if I
can't do that?
373
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,721
Shawn, that's crazy.
No, it's not.
374
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,222
Not for me.
375
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,958
I don't know.
It's just...
376
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:10,327
It's kind of hard being
around you two, you know?
377
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,163
Shawn, what do you
want us to do?
378
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:16,300
Nothing, nothing.
It's not you, it's me.
379
00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:19,636
Cory,
for the first time,
380
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:21,672
I've realized how
different we really are.
381
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,312
I just need time.
I gotta be alone.
382
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:31,848
I am alone.
383
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,391
Hey!
384
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,425
Hey, we got
your message.
385
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,526
Yeah, is
everything okay?
386
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:43,928
Oh, everything
is more than okay.
387
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:46,831
She's the mother
of a beautiful baby girl.
388
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:50,367
And she's got this man right
here to thank for it.
389
00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:52,102
Eric. I'm serious, Dad.
390
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,570
You knew
just what to do.
391
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,806
Oh, I didn't do anything.
I mean, she was in trouble.
392
00:17:55,873 --> 00:17:57,408
No, I'm not talking
about with her.
393
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,875
I'm talking about with me, man.
I was petrified.
394
00:17:58,943 --> 00:18:00,877
You saw me. I froze there, man,
395
00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:04,047
but I'm telling you, you knew
what to do, like always.
396
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,682
You're gonna do that
for the new baby, too.
397
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,084
Yeah, the very
lucky new baby
398
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,352
to have a great
dad like you.
399
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,087
I hope so.
400
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,555
So, you still
getting the Harley?
401
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,157
'Cause I was thinking
about borrowing it.
402
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:16,760
Sorry, Jack. You can
borrow my station wagon.
403
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:19,963
That's great. The women are
really gonna love that.
404
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:23,300
So, this mid-life crisis is
all about the baby, right?
405
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,602
There's never been
any question
406
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,537
about how much
I want the baby, Amy.
407
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,373
I'm just worried about how
much the baby's gonna want me.
408
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,576
I'm afraid I'm gonna be
too tired to play catch
409
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,446
or teach him
how to ride a bike.
410
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,014
I'm worried I'm not gonna
have enough energy
411
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:39,716
to run around with him the way
we did with the other kids.
412
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,852
You think that's what
makes you a good father?
413
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,287
I mean, yeah, sure, you
taught me how to swing a bat,
414
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,222
but any Little League
coach could do that.
415
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,723
It was more important that
you were there for me
416
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:49,360
after I struck out. You
made me feel better.
417
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:51,828
You were always
there for me, man,
418
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:54,165
just to listen to me, to
give me advice, you know,
419
00:18:54,232 --> 00:18:56,200
and to help me
get through stuff,
420
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,235
just like
you did today.
421
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,737
You're never gonna be
too old to do that.
422
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,777
Well, I know I'm never gonna be
too old to give my son a hug.
423
00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:08,545
No, you really are. No...
424
00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:09,780
Hey, everyone,
I propose a toast.
425
00:19:09,847 --> 00:19:13,183
A toast to new
babies everywhere.
426
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:14,785
ALL: To new babies
everywhere.
427
00:19:14,852 --> 00:19:16,654
And the older ones.
(LAUGHING)
428
00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:21,958
All I'm saying is, you guys
should have been there.
429
00:19:22,026 --> 00:19:23,460
It was a miracle.
430
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,129
Ah, man. I want to have
at least five kids.
431
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:29,700
Five? I want, like,
one, maybe two.
432
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:30,967
You know,
I want five.
433
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:32,670
So do I.
434
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:35,405
Well, Topanga tells me that
she wants to have kids
435
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:37,241
as soon as
she gets married.
436
00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:39,743
Wait a minute. It takes
nine months to have a baby.
437
00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,845
We're getting married
in nine months.
438
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,748
I better go brush my teeth.
Oh...
439
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:46,816
(LAUGHING)
440
00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:58,862
(DRUM ROLL)
441
00:19:58,930 --> 00:19:59,963
(WAR PLAYING)
442
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:01,498
War!
Huh!
443
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,802
What is it good for?
444
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:06,369
Absolutely nothing!
445
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,004
Say it again
446
00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:10,240
War!
Huh!
447
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:13,477
What is it good for?
448
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,245
Absolutely nothing!
449
00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:16,847
Say it again
450
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:20,050
War!
Huh!
451
00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:22,218
What is it good for?
452
00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:24,755
Absolutely nothing!Say it again
453
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,289
Sing it, Topanga,sing it!
454
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,360
I don't like the war
455
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,063
War's not good
456
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,599
No war!
No more war, Topanga
457
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,501
I'll tell you why
458
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:40,303
I'm gonna cry
459
00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:42,473
We don't like war
460
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,174
Not you or you or you
461
00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:46,042
Or I
Or I
462
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,144
I've gotta run
463
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,680
'Cause I don't like war
464
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:54,280
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