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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Oh, so this is it. The big night.

The biggest night of our lives.

The night we leave as boys and come back men.

Are we talking about the same thing?

I certainly hope so.

Okay. So, after the prom...

Romance in the air, you and Angela,

you're going to look in each other's eyes...

Me and Angela?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe.

What do you think, we sat down and discussed it?

How dorky do you think we are?

What about you and Topanga?

We sat down and discussed it.

And, you know, we weighed the pros and cons.

We made a chart, actually,

but, you know, we haven't...

'Cause she feels that...

But I...

You know... So...

Maybe.

Really?

Topanga said, "Maybe."

Maybe.

Assuming that everything goes

exactly, perfectly right.

So, naturally you're going to do everything in your power...

To make sure everything goes exactly, perfectly right.

Oh, maybe! Maybe!

Maybe what?

Oh, it's just guy stuff.

Oh. "Guy stuff" on prom night.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Sit down.

Listen. You know, um,

your senior prom can be a night to remember

without it being a

big night.

Cory, I want you to remember

that things can happen in a minute

that could change your life forever.

You understand me? Yes, Dad.

Yes, Dad.

All right.

Have a great time.

AMY: Wait!

Picture of the boys on prom night.

Have a great time. (ALAN LAUGHING)

All right. Bye.

(AMY SIGHS)

How did I do?

Oh, honey, you were great.

I am so proud of you.

Well, thank you.

I'm pregnant.

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

I'm not kidding.

"I'm not kidding."

(LAUGHING) Oh, stop it.

Here.

Oh, well, you know, these things aren't right always.

You know, the first...

Ah!

Aren't you happy?

Uh, well...

I don't understand the question.

You're not happy at all.

Oh...

Hon... Honey.

Honey.

So, you and Shawn talked about...

You know...

You two...

After the prom, the big night?

Well, we haven't really talked about it.

It's funny. I mean, people think he's really cool,

but he is so shy.

He has such a hard time discussing it.

I've decided we're not ready

until he is ready to at least talk about it.

I've been thinking about it, too.

Cory and I have been through so much.

Now that we know how much we love each other,

we've decided that when the time

is exactly, perfectly right...

So, in other words, when you say so.

Yeah. (DOORBELL CHIMES)

Wow!

You look...

You... You look...

Wow!

You look pretty wow yourself.

Thank you. Shall we?

Go ahead. We'll catch up.

All right. We'll be waiting in the limo.

Hi. Hi.

Listen, I want you to know

that there is no one else in the world

that I'd rather be with tonight. Me, too.

And I... I just...

I want everything to go

exactly... Exactly, perfectly right?

Yeah. Me, too.

(DOORBELL CHIMES)

Topanga! You look radiant.

Howie, what are you doing here?

I'm here to take you to the prom.

My dad's waiting outside in the Plymouth.

What are you talking about?

Don't you remember a few weeks ago

when I asked you if you had a date for the prom,

and you said, "No," and I said, "Great"?

Don't you remember?

There must've been a misunderstanding.

See, Cory and I are back together.

So, do we or do we not have a date?

No, you do not have a date! Capisci?

Back in the Plymouth!

I'm sorry, Howie.

Who am I kidding?

Even my mother said it didn't make any sense.

Well...

You two go. Have fun.

See you at the reunion.

Howie. Howie, wait.

(WHISPERING) Oh, please, no. Please, no. Please, no. Please, no...

Cory, I feel bad.

Topanga, this is our prom night.

It's his prom night, too.

Yes, but I want everything to go exactly, perfectly right.

If poor Howie is sitting home alone

crying his eyes out because of me,

I will not feel exactly, perfectly right!

So, Howie...

(CHUCKLING) So, you want to be our date?

Howie...

Thanks for being such a good sport about Howie.

Are you kidding?

As long as I'm with you, Topanga, nothing else matters.

Hey, Zamsky!

Look who I'm with!

Hey, look, there's a band!

Oh, wasn't there a band at your prom?

There might've been.

All I can remember is being in the back of the limo

with Karen Uzelle.

Barbie Feldman. (MAKING DROOLING SOUND)

You know, I can't even remember my own prom

'cause I was so preoccupied with what might happen after.

Me, too.

Anything happen?

None of your business.

Me neither.

Well, this has been one heck of a prom,

and now that it's over...

You want to go hang out in the back of the limo?

And do what?

(CHUCKLING BASHFULLY) I don't know.

Play?

So, pretty soon the prom's going to be over...

Cory, we just got here.

No, we didn't just get here.

I mean, it's... Really, it's taken us 15 years

to get here, you know?

I mean, we're not kids anymore, Topanga. We're adults.

And I think we're ready for an adult relationship.

Fine.

Let's get a hotel room.

Hello.

Hello. Are you checking in?

Me? No, no.

You thought I was checking in? No.

No, I was just

admiring your bell here.

What's this made of? Is this real bell, huh?

No, no. I was just here to say...

(RINGING) Hello.

Hello.

Hi. I'd like a room, please.

All right.

For the reason of...

Of tiredness and it's been a very long journey.

So, then you want a bed.

Yes!

Uh, but, I mean, it doesn't always have to be a bed.

We could do some dancing first.

So, will you want a king-size bed or two doubles?

What... What would you recommend for someone such as me?

Well, have you ever been tired before?

Uh, no, actually. This is...

This is my first time ever being tired.

And exactly how tired are you?

Well, let's put it this way.

If I don't get a room real soon,

I may fall asleep right here.

Yes. Well, we wouldn't want that to happen.

(CLEARS THROAT) So, one room, one bed, one big night.

Yes.

Name?

Why?

(STUTTERING) I mean, why do you need that?

I just need a name to put in the computer.

Any name. Any name will do.

Oh, this is silly.

You must go through this all the time.

I'll just... I'll give you my real name.

It's Don.

Don Quixote.

That's me.

That's new. Address?

One, four, one, four.

De La Mancha.

So, Senor Quixote De La Mancha.

I'll just be needing your credit card.

Oh, did I catch you off guard, Senor Quixote?

Credit card. Mmm-hmm.

Card credito.

Darn.

I've left mi casa without it.

Eric! Emergency! Listen!

I need your credit card. Don't ask me why. I just need it.

Okay, okay, but it might be maxed out. I just bought some gum.

Just give me the card!

Well, I...

Room 702 for the former Senor Quixote

and currently Eric Matthews.

But I suppose a man of your ilk has many names.

(LAUGHING) Thanks, chief.

And now there are no more obstacles

to Cory Matthews' big night.

Alan...

This is so romantic.

We haven't spent the night at a hotel

since our prom night.

Well, we may not get a chance to do something like this again

for a long time.

Which I couldn't be happier about.

(CHUCKLES)

Wait a minute. I got a great idea.

You check in, then meet me in the lounge,

and we'll pretend we don't know each other.

I'll be Shavaughn.

Ooh, you are bad!

(LAUGHS)

Well, I'll see you later, Shavaughn.

Quick, I need a room. In a hurry.

Oh, the voice of experience.

My wife and I are celebrating.

We're having a baby.

I'm going to be a father.

Which I couldn't be happier about!

Well, congratulations!

Daddy...

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Jack! Jack!

My father just checked into a hotel room

with a woman who is not his wife or my mother.

You're crazy. Your father's happily married.

I just saw it with my own eyes!

Prom fever. What?

Prom fever.

It makes every man go crazy on prom night.

We can't even remember our own proms

'cause we were so obsessed with what might happen after.

I got to save these kids.

And I got to save my father.

You are the best dancer.

I mean, you could be a professional.

All right, where do you think you're sneaking off to?

The bathroom?

Nice try. I wasn't born yesterday.

Now get back in there

to the only prom you're ever going to have.

I must say, Jack, you're a much better chaperone

than I thought you'd be.

No one gets by.

Attaboy.

Good soldier.

(LAUGHS)

Come on, come on, come on.

Yes! It works! I did it!

Wait a minute. What am I forgetting?

The girl.

May I have your attention, please?

It's time to announce your prom king and queen.

(DRUMROLL)

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Cory Matthews and Topanga Lawrence!

What a surprise.

Here we go.

FEENY: Lovely.

(PANTING)

You told them?

Come on. Come on.

All right, where do you think you two are going?

(CLEARS THROAT)

So...

What do you want to do?

(RINGING BELL)

Hello?

Hotel man!

Hi. I need to know what room

Mr. Matthews is in, please. Pronto.

I'm sorry. We don't give out that kind of information.

Really?

Well... (CLEARING THROAT)

Perhaps my friend Mr. Washington

will help change your mind?

Ooh!

So...

You want to see something I've always wanted to do?

Yeah.

So, what are you going to do?

(EXCLAIMS)

Hi, there.

Hi, there.

(EXCLAIMS) Don't hurt me!

Listen, do you think it's rushing it if I take off my jacket?

Because I won't take off my jacket

if you think it's rushing.

Okay, okay.

(GROANS)

Come here. Topanga, I'm stuck. I'm stuck.

Well, maybe if I unbutton this...

Wait, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to see this part.

(BANGING AT DOOR)

Topanga, put it back. It's the vice squad!

Okay!

Don't do this! The tramp isn't worth it!

Hey, Topanga. Hi, Cory.

Good, you guys got here first. Where's Dad?

Eric, do you not see this?

Wait a second. The guy said this was the Matthews' room.

It is. Now get out!

It's just you and Topanga? Yes.

Alone in a hotel room? Yes.

On prom night? Yes!

So...

What you doin'?

Okay, that's enough. Goodbye, Eric.

(EXCLAIMING)

(BANGING AT DOOR)

(EXCLAIMING)

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Not that Mr. Matthews.

The other Mr. Matthews, the cheating Mr. Matthews

I used to be proud to call my daddy.

What room is he in? What room is he in?

What room is he in, huh?

I'm afraid Mr. Washington

has received all the information

that Mr. Washington is going to get.

Now, if Mr. Franklin were asking...

Ah. Well.

Mr. Franklin isn't here,

but how about two Mr. Lincolns...

And a mystery bag?

Maybe it's good. Maybe it's not.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. Cory?

What? Do you love me?

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

(GRUNTS)

I just came to tell you I won't be needing a ride home.

This is Jan from the Hertz Rent-a-Car counter.

She says I resemble her ex-husband Murray.

(LAUGHS)

Quick. Let's get this over with before Feeny gets here.

You want to get this over with?

Oh, no, no, no! I didn't mean it like that.

I just mean...

We don't need any more interruptions, you know?

We've been waiting for everything to be exactly, perfectly right,

and now it is, so...

Maybe we need to be more spontaneous.

Not when we think we have to,

like, one day on the way home from the library.

What, do you want a book?

Here! Here! Here's a book!

(SCREAMS)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

And it's just starting to get dark,

and you hold me because I'm cold.

And we look into each other's eyes and we just know.

Maybe that's when it happens.

When? When? When?

Cory, I want to. When?

That's why we're here. When?

I'll do whatever you think is right. When?

I'm just so confused.

Listen, you don't have to be confused, okay?

We're adults now, and adults do not get confused.

You're right. We're adults. Let's go.

Ow, my eye! My eye! Ow! Oh, God!

Let me look at your eye...

No, don't worry about it. I've got another eye.

Just do everything on my right side.

No, no, no. You need to get some ice.

No! Come on... Ow! Gosh!

Cory, get some ice!

I'm not going anywhere, and we have all night.

(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

(SIGHS) Okay.

Oh, and bring back a couple of sodas.

I'll be right back, Shavaughn.

Yes!

Honey, I'm back.

(LAUGHING)

Come on out.

Don't be shy, Shavaughn.

Let me see what's behind that door.

(EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMS)

Yes!

Honey?

You like?

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

Thought you can get away with it, didn't you?

How could you do this to my mother?

Uh, well, um...

Nobody planned this. I mean, it wasn't something we planned on.

It just kind of happened, you know.

It was like one of those wonderful miracles

that's happened to me three times before already.

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

You don't even live in the house anymore!

It's not like I'm asking you to give up your room.

Wait a second. You're moving her into the house?

I can't do this anymore. I got to know who's in there.

Come out! Now!

Topanga? Oh, Daddy!

How could you do this to Mom and Cory?

Oh. I am so out of the loop.

Wait a minute. What are you guys doing here?

Well...

(LAUGHING) We're celebrating!

We were going to tell you tomorrow, but...

We're having a baby!

You're having a baby?

We're having a baby!

They're having a baby!

I'm going to be an uncle!

So, you're having another kid?

Yes, we are, and we're thrilled about it.

Is this something you planned?

No, Cory, it isn't, you know.

It's like I told you before.

Sometimes things can happen in a minute

that will change your life forever.

We're just lucky that for us,

it came at a time when we can handle it.

Have a nice night, you two.

Wow.

They trust us.

Boy, this is the biggest night of our lives, huh?

Yeah. Shall we?

You know, I can't think of anything else

I'd rather be doing right now.

Me neither.

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