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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Twenty years and our aluminum
tree looks good as new.
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Love this tree.
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I like you, Eric,
but I love this tree.
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Okay, please, I am just
asking you, please,
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Topanga's gonna be staying
here for Christmas, overnight.
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Could we please not run
naked down the hall
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singing We Wish Youa Merry Christmas?
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I'm looking at you.
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I only do it because people
have come to expect it.
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Anything embarrassing about
your dad you'd care to mention?
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Well, at this stage of your life,
are you capable of change?
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Nope.
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Okay, so just
when you do it,
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say, "excuse me."
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Eric, come here.
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What?
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(SIGHS)
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What do you think of this?
(GASPS) A ring.
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This is so sweet, Cory,
but I can't accept this.
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We're family.
It'd be wrong.
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No. It's a promise
ring for Topanga.
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It means we're gonna
be together forever.
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That's really precious.
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You guys must be the most
precious couple in the universe.
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You're freaks.
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No naked running.
You got it?
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Cor, look what I brought
you for Christmas.
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Look, Miss Topanga head.
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Hi, guys.
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Thanks for letting me
spend Christmas with you.
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My parents went on
a cruise to Barbados,
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but I told them, no, I wanted
to spend Christmas with Cory.
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Hey, why don't we toast Topanga's
first Matthews Christmas
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with some of my
special eggnog?
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Yeah!
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There you are.
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Mmm, this is
really good.
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Have you guys ever
tried hot mulled cider?
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No. Nog. We're
an eggnog family.
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Wait. If this is tradition, I would
never want to interfere with tradition.
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It's just that, you know, my
family's always had cider.
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Well, we can
have both, huh?
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How?
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How could
we have both?
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You ever been to
the supermarket?
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The cider's nowhere
near the eggnog.
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You know why?
They hate each other.
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Go get Topanga
some cider.
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Gas money?
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No. Go.
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I'm gonna
go with him.
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Listen, Topanga, is there
anything else we can get for you
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that's gonna make your Christmas
with us more enjoyable?
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No, and I'm really sorry
to put you guys out.
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It's just that cider on Christmas is,
like, my family's one tradition.
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Well, that and we go to our
favorite evergreen tree farm.
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But everybody
has one of...
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What the heck
is that?
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As long as we're in Vermont, could
we stop and get some syrup?
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We'd be nuts not to.
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This is gonna be the
best Christmas ever.
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Ask her if she still wants
it on the 25th, Cor!
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You guys, this is my first
Christmas away from my family,
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and I just really
want to thank you
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for making me feel
like part of yours.
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You're welcome, honey.
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So what time on Christmas Eve
do you guys open your presents?
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We open them on
Christmas morning.
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Oh.
"Oh"?
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Oh.
Oh.
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Conference. Come here.
Come here.
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What? What?
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Welcome to the rest
of your life.
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Eric, so she opens her
presents on Christmas Eve.
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This isn't about the presents.
So she wanted a real tree.
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This isn't about the
600-mile drive to Vermont.
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Okay, so she makes purring
noises when we make out.
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But perhaps
I've said too much.
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Listen, what this is about is
today she takes over Christmas,
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tomorrow it's
the rest of your life.
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Goodbye, Cory Matthews. Hello,
whatever your Topanga name is.
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What's the big deal about
when we open presents?
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And my Topanga name is
Captain Take-Me-Shopping.
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Yeah, well, Captain, this isn't
about the presents, okay?
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This is about the power
struggle between men and women
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since the creation of man
over 300 years ago.
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Wait till you guys see what I
have to put on top of that tree.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay, okay.
Okay.
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Hey, another conference.
Come here. Come here.
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What?
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Why are you letting
her walk all over you?
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She is not
walking all over me.
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Watch, okay?
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When she comes downstairs
with her little ornament,
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I am gonna let her know that
our cardboard noodle star
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is going on our tree, or I'm
not Captain Take-Me-Shopping.
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Hi, guys.
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(PURRS SEDUCTIVELY)
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He guessed.
It was a guess.
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Won't this look beautiful
on top of the tree?
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Topanga, I have something
to say to you.
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Let me guess.
You love the angel!
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I love the angel.
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I have failed.
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Duh! Um, hi, Topanga.
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About you spending Christmas
with us, the Matthews,
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I have a problem.
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Eric, if this is about the
spending limits on presents,
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I'm sorry.
I just saw something
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that was so Eric,
and I had to get it.
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I love you.
Welcome to our family.
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Okay, okay.
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Hello.
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Greetings of the season.
It's Christmas Carol time.
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I love A Christmas Carol.
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Yeah. Every year, Mr. Feeny
comes over and reads it to us.
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No one ever asks him to.
He just does.
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Tradition.
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You know what
might be fun?
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Tradition.
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What if instead of you
just reading the story,
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we all took parts
and acted them out?
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Cory, did someone
express a problem
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with how I read
this last year?
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Because if I
was a little slow,
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I could always
pick up the pace.
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Morgan would have a
blast playing Tiny Tim.
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I'm gonna
go tell her.
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But I'm Tiny Tim.
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And Scrooge.
And all of them.
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I'm sorry. She likes
things done her own way,
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but it's just one
time of year, you know?
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It's not my whole life.
It's just Christmas.
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And every morning when she
tells me what to wear.
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Nice shirt.
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So, Jack, how do you usually
celebrate Christmas?
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We usually go to Val d'Isere
and ski the French Alps.
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How about you?
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Well, those of us in the trailer
park just like to thank God
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for all that we have
this time of year.
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We pray on the plane.
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Okay, two brothers, not
a whole lot in common.
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Nothing alike whatsoever.
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So how should we
celebrate Christmas?
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I don't think it's
important what we do
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as long as
we do it together.
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So what do we do?
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Hey, when I was a kid,
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I used to always wonder
what it'd be like
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to celebrate Christmas
with my brother.
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Now I'm gonna
get that chance.
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This is gonna be the
best Christmas ever.
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So what do you
want to do?
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TOPANGA: Cory.
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Cory, wake up.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Topanga?
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I mean,
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Topanga, you frisky
little girl, come in.
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No. I'm here because
I couldn't sleep.
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Well, I think you need a nice
little snuggle, so come in.
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No, I'm not here
to "come in."
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Then why did you
wake me up?
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I was wondering
what you were doing.
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At 3:00 in the morning? I'm
usually sleeping and dreaming,
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and in my dream, I said,
"come in," and you did.
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Don't you ever wake up
in the middle of the night?
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Not once ever.
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Why?
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Well, to think
about things.
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What sort of things
are you thinking about?
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Like, I know that
Eric likes his eggnog
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and that your father
loves his aluminum tree,
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and I know that you understand
that I have my traditions, too.
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And you're okay
with that, aren't you?
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Well, yeah. I mean, we all
have our own traditions.
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In fact, one of my favorite
is sleeping when it's dark.
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'Cause, you know, Cory,
we're not the same people,
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and sometimes the way
that I would do things
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is totally different than the
way that you would do things.
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Yeah, I know that.
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I knew you would.
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It's just good to know that
for the rest of our lives,
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you'll get up with me at 3:00 in
the morning to talk about things.
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Good night.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Now I'm up.
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Dad, what are you doing up
in the middle of the night?
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I'm always up now.
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How come?
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Oh, every night I just wish that
I can make it to the morning
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without that
tap, tap, tap.
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"Alan, are you up?"
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"Yes, pumpkin."
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Then those words,
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"Let's talk."
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She talks until she falls
asleep, and then I make models.
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Zoom!
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Why are you up?
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Topanga. She also likes to get
up at 3:00 in the morning.
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You know, Dad, she's been here
for less than eight hours,
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and I'm just now finding out all
these new things about her.
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And that's bad?
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Yeah. I mean, I always thought
we were so much alike,
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and I thought that's why
we get along so well.
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Oh.
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So just when you
get to the point
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where you think
that she's you,
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you find out
that she's her.
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So what do I do?
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I've been saving one of
these for each of my sons.
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Enjoy.
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Merry Christmas Eve
morning, sleepyhead.
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Morning.
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I made you my traditional
Christmas Eve morning breakfast.
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Pancakes shaped
like Christmas trees.
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Thank you.
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(SIGHS)
Oh, no. No syrup.
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We drove to
Vermont for it.
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These trees get snow.
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(SINGING JINGLE BELLS)
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You know, I'm not
really that hungry.
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I think I'm gonna take the
garbage cans out front.
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Silly, there's no collection
on Christmas Eve day.
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Actually, I was gonna hang out
there till the 4th of January.
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Somebody got up on the
wrong side of the bed.
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Here, a glass of orange
juice will wake you up.
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Thanks.
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So... Ah! What?
This isn't orange juice!
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Well, I squeezed in
some grapefruit.
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But why? Orange juice on its
own is very delightful.
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Cory, you're
a little tense.
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Why don't we
go for a walk?
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(GASPS) Along the way, I'll show you the
route we'll take when we go caroling.
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No. Topanga,
you know I can't sing.
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It's Christmas.
We'll sing together.
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No, you're not hearing me.
I can't sing.
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I don't like to sing.
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I get embarrassed
when I sing.
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It's just singing.
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No, it's not
just singing.
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I like opening presents
on Christmas morning.
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I miss our aluminum tree.
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You're right, you know,
we're two different people,
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and we're not
gonna change that.
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00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:25,710
Boy, you're with somebody for 32
years, you think you know them.
249
00:12:25,777 --> 00:12:28,613
You walked out on Topanga
on Christmas Eve day?
250
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,714
Cory, go back.
251
00:12:29,781 --> 00:12:32,249
No. I'm not
gonna go back.
252
00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:34,251
You know, Jack, he doesn't
realize how lucky he is
253
00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:35,820
to have a girl
like Topanga.
254
00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:37,621
I don't really know her.
255
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:40,291
You know, I was gonna give her
this ring, Shawn, you know?
256
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,059
I was gonna
give her this ring
257
00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:44,195
that meant that we're gonna
be together forever.
258
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,430
Okay? But then I started learning
all these new things about her.
259
00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:50,801
What kind of human being puts
grapefruit juice in orange juice?
260
00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:53,104
Cory, I am but
a simple idiot,
261
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:55,706
but the one thing
I do know
262
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,108
is that you
and Topanga
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00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:59,643
are just like grapefruit
juice and orange juice.
264
00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:01,845
Okay?
265
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,081
You shouldn't
be together,
266
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,749
yet somehow you are.
267
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:07,385
(LAUGHS)
268
00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,720
You know, I'm sure
I'll get to know her.
269
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:14,025
And if I don't, I don't. Well,
Merry Christmas, everyone.
270
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,331
Shawn, you know, I thought Topanga
and I were exactly alike,
271
00:13:20,398 --> 00:13:23,400
but we're not.
We're different people.
272
00:13:23,468 --> 00:13:25,869
But I guess it's better
I found this out now.
273
00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:28,205
Cory, you want to talk
about different people?
274
00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:31,875
Me and Jack, don't have one
thing in common. Nothing.
275
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:35,779
We're spending Christmas together
trying to find one similarity.
276
00:13:35,847 --> 00:13:38,849
Hey, some girl's
here to see you.
277
00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:51,695
Now, Cory, I know
you're upset with me.
278
00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,364
I'm sorry,
I love you,
279
00:13:53,431 --> 00:13:56,066
and if you never want to go caroling
with me, you don't have to.
280
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,601
I'm sorry that my
family's traditions
281
00:13:57,669 --> 00:13:59,703
are different
than your family's.
282
00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:00,971
I'll just be waiting
for you back at your house
283
00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:02,373
whenever you
want to come home.
284
00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:13,417
Go after her, Cory.
It's Christmas.
285
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:15,486
No, I need to think.
286
00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:17,154
If Topanga won't
let me fall asleep
287
00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:18,855
listening to Feeny
read A Christmas Carol,
288
00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:21,658
I'm gonna fall asleep
watching it on TV.
289
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,128
SHAWN: Okay.
290
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,129
Do whatever you want,
but I'm going ice skating.
291
00:14:26,197 --> 00:14:28,331
Wait a minute.
You like ice skating?
292
00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:30,534
I love ice skating.
293
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,403
I love ice skating, too.
294
00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:34,438
You're kidding!
295
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,273
No!
296
00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:37,908
Now we got something
in common, man!
297
00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:40,578
All right!
Yeah!
298
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,845
Let's go ice skating.
All right.
299
00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:44,014
And every Christmas,
we'll go ice skating.
300
00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:46,250
We're starting
a tradition right here.
301
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,018
I especially love
ice skating in France.
302
00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:50,054
Don't kill this.
Okay.
303
00:14:53,558 --> 00:14:55,792
ANNOUNCER ON TV: And now we
return to Charles Dickens'
304
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:59,129
immortal classic,
A Christmas Carol.
305
00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:01,031
Mr. Matthews,
wake up!
306
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,567
Mr. Feeny.
307
00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:05,436
I am not Feeny.
308
00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:08,272
I am the Ghost of
Christmas Future.
309
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,775
No. You're a doorman
at the Plaza Hotel.
310
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:14,979
You were watching A Christmas
Carol and you fell asleep.
311
00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:18,715
Now I am here to show you
what will become of you
312
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:21,751
if you stick to the
path you have chosen.
313
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,855
I don't want to play.
314
00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:30,527
Well, hey, look,
there's Eric.
315
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,796
See, everything's the same.
316
00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:33,997
Hey, bro.
317
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:36,700
He can't hear you.
This is Christmas future.
318
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:43,741
Well, look who
lost his looks.
319
00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:45,242
Cory, I'm home!
320
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:49,513
Got your aluminum tree, your eggnog,
and I had your pants let out!
321
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:52,215
Now, why would I need
my pants let out?
322
00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:57,321
Oh, I'm a big boy.
323
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:03,893
Once you let Topanga out of your
life, you took comfort in food.
324
00:16:03,961 --> 00:16:07,664
Not just any food, for
some inexplicable reason,
325
00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:10,234
you eat only one thing.
326
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:12,736
Breakfast, lunch, dinner,
327
00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:14,571
3:00 in the morning.
328
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:21,545
Gosh. Okay,
Mr. Feeny,
329
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,914
I want you to show me
how horrible and miserable
330
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:25,782
Topanga ended up
without me.
331
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,419
Oh, you don't want to
see this, Mr. Matthews.
332
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,721
It's pretty grim, huh?
333
00:16:30,788 --> 00:16:32,022
Show me.
334
00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:41,699
Topanga. She's beautiful.
335
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:44,267
But she's alone,
isn't she?
336
00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:46,036
I guess that's
what happens
337
00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,705
when you have to have
everything your own way.
338
00:16:48,773 --> 00:16:52,108
Look at that. She even has
to have wood delivered.
339
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,244
Probably no husband around
to chop it for her.
340
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:57,081
Hey, wait a minute,
that's Jack.
341
00:16:57,148 --> 00:16:59,649
I don't really know you too well,
but thanks for marrying me.
342
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,055
Well, obviously, it's
a loveless marriage.
343
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,663
Those are supposed
to be my kids.
344
00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:15,832
All right, children, it's Christmas Eve.
Time to open presents.
345
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:19,703
You see that?
Everything her own way.
346
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,206
Look at the tree.
347
00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:28,312
It's aluminum.
348
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:30,180
Topanga would never
have an aluminum tree.
349
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,648
How did Jack get
her to do that?
350
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:36,353
Perhaps he never ran out of
the house like a coward.
351
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:40,790
Perhaps he realized that the
spirit of love brings compromise,
352
00:17:40,858 --> 00:17:43,227
that when two people
grow together,
353
00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:45,695
they start their
own traditions.
354
00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:49,299
You know everything,
don't you?
355
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:51,534
Oh, no,
Mr. Matthews.
356
00:17:51,602 --> 00:17:55,038
This is your dream.
I'm merely in it.
357
00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:58,842
Topanga, I'm sorry, okay? We
can have Christmas your way.
358
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,977
And the next year, maybe
we can have it my way.
359
00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:03,246
And the year after, we can have a
combination of both of our ways,
360
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,481
with the emphasis
on your way.
361
00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:05,749
She can't hear you.
362
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,418
Topanga,
363
00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:08,552
I love you.
364
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,754
I love you, too,
365
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:11,921
Jack.
366
00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:20,431
FEENY: Come, Mr. Matthews.
367
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,632
Time to go.
368
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:35,479
I really thought Cory
would be back by now.
369
00:18:35,546 --> 00:18:36,880
This is all my fault.
370
00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:39,349
Hello.
371
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,250
If I would have
never come here,
372
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:42,019
Cory would have
never run away.
373
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,420
I've ruined
your Christmas.
374
00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:45,322
I just wanted so much to
be part of your family.
375
00:18:45,389 --> 00:18:47,825
I never wanted
to push Cory away.
376
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:57,467
(CORY SINGING THE FIRST NOEL)
377
00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:12,983
Hi.
Hi.
378
00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,820
Merry Christmas.
379
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,391
Cory.
380
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,560
It's a promise ring.
381
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:26,997
It means that we're gonna
be together forever.
382
00:19:27,064 --> 00:19:28,565
You mean you want to
be together with me
383
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,933
even though we're so
different from each other?
384
00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:33,837
Yeah.
385
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:36,607
And don't get me a present
this year, because,
386
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,709
you already did.
387
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:40,511
You know, I thought I knew
everything about you,
388
00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:43,079
but I'm just
starting to find out.
389
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:47,751
It's good
we're different.
390
00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:50,287
Yeah, it is.
391
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,089
Open your present.
392
00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:59,062
It's a promise ring.
393
00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:05,903
(ALL LAUGHING)
394
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:10,240
And now for my favorite
part of the holidays.
395
00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:12,542
A Christmas Carol,
by Charles Dickens.
396
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:18,415
"A Christmas Carol,
by Charles Dickens,"
397
00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:20,150
as read by George Feeny.
398
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:24,087
"Marley was dead,
399
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:25,588
"to begin with.
400
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:27,924
"There was no doubt
whatever about that.
401
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:31,428
"The registrar of his burial
was signed by the clergyman,
402
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,930
"the clerk,
the undertaker...
403
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:37,767
"And so,
as Tiny Tim observed,
404
00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:40,837
"God bless us,
every one."
405
00:20:41,772 --> 00:20:43,040
(SNORING)
406
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,328
Bah, humbug!
407
00:21:04,378 --> 00:21:08,928
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