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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,031 --> 00:00:16,465 Previously on Blunt Talk... 2 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:17,893 The play we'll be reading today 3 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,561 is Chekhov's classic The Three Sisters. 4 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:22,622 Why are you called the Oscar Wildes? 5 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,406 Because we're the unfairly imprisoned. 6 00:00:24,431 --> 00:00:26,158 You know what else I like is that Shelly Tinkle. 7 00:00:26,183 --> 00:00:28,914 Put her on-air again. She's playful, sexy, electric. 8 00:00:28,939 --> 00:00:30,373 [howls] 9 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,898 I feel like my heart can hold both of you. 10 00:00:32,923 --> 00:00:34,406 I work for a private dick named Arbogast. 11 00:00:34,431 --> 00:00:36,435 He tells me where to go and what to do, but not what for. 12 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:38,804 Mr. Arbogast? Oh, shit. 13 00:00:38,904 --> 00:00:40,740 Looks like his head's been bashed in. 14 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,575 Oh, something like this could have done it. 15 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,229 - No, Harry, put that down! - [screaming] 16 00:00:45,477 --> 00:00:47,788 Pull yourself together. You're not Lady Macbeth. 17 00:00:47,813 --> 00:00:49,481 The police will sort this out. 18 00:00:49,506 --> 00:00:51,551 Oh, my God, sir. The logbook. 19 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:55,160 He died clutching the logbook. They'll think I killed him. 20 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:57,732 Cuff both of them. No, that won't be necessary. 21 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:59,626 - Ah! - Hey, easy with the old man. 22 00:00:59,651 --> 00:01:01,085 Don't put your hands on me. 23 00:01:01,118 --> 00:01:02,748 - [groans] - Rafe! 24 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,765 25 00:01:06,536 --> 00:01:10,598 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,041 Blunt 27 00:01:16,066 --> 00:01:17,630 Talk. 28 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,581 So you're very devoted to Mr. Blunt, aren't you? 29 00:01:21,647 --> 00:01:24,584 Yeah, you could say that I'm devoted to the major. 30 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:26,719 And if anyone threatened the major, 31 00:01:26,744 --> 00:01:30,756 that would upset you and you would be angry with that person, correct? 32 00:01:30,856 --> 00:01:32,592 Naturally. 33 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:35,160 And this, uh... this logbook, 34 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,630 uh, can you explain what it is? 35 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:39,229 It's my life's work. 36 00:01:39,254 --> 00:01:41,266 So it's very precious to you? 37 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:43,168 Yes. 38 00:01:43,268 --> 00:01:47,239 I think of it as the human genome of literature. 39 00:01:47,264 --> 00:01:49,809 - What do you mean? - Well, you see, 40 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:53,312 by trying to understand one man, 41 00:01:53,456 --> 00:01:55,290 Walter Blunt, 42 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:59,123 like looking at one strand of DNA, 43 00:01:59,318 --> 00:02:04,007 my mission has been to comprehend all of humanity. 44 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:06,132 Its delights and its demons. 45 00:02:06,157 --> 00:02:09,687 Its triumphs and its tragedies. 46 00:02:10,079 --> 00:02:13,007 And you ask me if it's precious? 47 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:15,768 [slurping] 48 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,844 Can I have another milk shake? 49 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:30,271 [Ride of the Valkyries playing] 50 00:02:37,389 --> 00:02:39,448 Walter, what's going on? 51 00:02:39,473 --> 00:02:41,994 WALTER: Rosalie, I'm at LA Central. 52 00:02:42,094 --> 00:02:44,664 - This is my one phone call. - What happened? 53 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:47,667 Harry and Rafe and I have been arrested 54 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:49,568 for the murder of Arbogast. 55 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,943 Oh, my God! Did you do it? 56 00:02:51,968 --> 00:02:53,709 No, of course not. 57 00:02:53,734 --> 00:02:56,508 But I can't reach my lawyer. He's not answering his phone. 58 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:58,986 That's because he's in Romania on vacation. 59 00:02:59,011 --> 00:03:02,089 I'll call UBS legal, get someone down there right away. 60 00:03:02,114 --> 00:03:04,850 Mr. Blunt, terminate the call. You're up. 61 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:07,435 Shit, uh, Rosalie, I have to go. 62 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:10,990 All right, Walter. I... I love you. 63 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,692 I love you, Rosalie. 64 00:03:12,758 --> 00:03:15,127 - Mr. Blunt. - Yes, okay. 65 00:03:15,227 --> 00:03:17,129 What's going on? 66 00:03:17,154 --> 00:03:18,723 [sighs] 67 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,607 Walter, Harry, and Rafe have been arrested 68 00:03:21,632 --> 00:03:24,770 for the murder of that private dick Arbogast. 69 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:27,406 Oh, my God, am I dreaming? 70 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:28,473 [slurps] 71 00:03:28,498 --> 00:03:30,693 What's a private dick? 72 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,592 So explain to us again 73 00:03:34,617 --> 00:03:37,249 the nature of your relationship with Harry Chandler. 74 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:39,584 It doesn't seem normal. 75 00:03:39,609 --> 00:03:42,788 He's my man, my valet. 76 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:45,590 My manservant and my friend. 77 00:03:45,615 --> 00:03:49,729 - So he's kind of like a butler? - No, it's more personal than that. 78 00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:52,670 A butler usually heads up a household. 79 00:03:52,695 --> 00:03:55,568 You said he was your man. Does that mean lover? 80 00:03:55,593 --> 00:03:59,201 - Would you lie to us to protect him? - He's not my lover! 81 00:03:59,226 --> 00:04:03,053 All right, let me try and explain. 82 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:07,115 Harry and I served in the Falklands together. 83 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:08,707 [laughs] 84 00:04:09,193 --> 00:04:11,884 - What's so funny? - I don't know. 85 00:04:11,916 --> 00:04:14,126 Whenever I hear the word Falklands, I laugh. 86 00:04:14,211 --> 00:04:16,188 - Where's my lawyer? - He's on his way. 87 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:17,537 You don't have to talk to us, you know. 88 00:04:17,562 --> 00:04:20,861 I know that. I also know that I have nothing to hide. 89 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:24,410 I want to be cooperative. Rudolph Global... 90 00:04:24,435 --> 00:04:27,638 Okay, before we get back into your conspiracy theories, 91 00:04:27,663 --> 00:04:29,376 I have another question to ask. 92 00:04:29,401 --> 00:04:30,958 What is the logbook? 93 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:34,669 Your man seems to be very protective of it. 94 00:04:34,694 --> 00:04:38,753 Yeah, he said, um, "It's my Swann's Way and I'm Proust." 95 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:42,047 - Would he kill for it? - Harry compared himself to Proust? 96 00:04:42,072 --> 00:04:43,880 I thought it was a reach myself. 97 00:04:43,905 --> 00:04:46,364 Well, Harry can be... 98 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:49,096 irrational when it comes to the logbook, 99 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:51,193 but he would never, ever commit... 100 00:04:51,218 --> 00:04:53,950 Irrational? As in crazy? 101 00:04:56,862 --> 00:04:58,597 I'll wait for my lawyer. 102 00:04:58,622 --> 00:04:59,630 [door opens] 103 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:02,401 [panting] Walter, I made it. 104 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,646 We did everything we could 105 00:05:05,671 --> 00:05:07,706 to have them released this weekend, 106 00:05:07,731 --> 00:05:09,536 but now they've all been transferred 107 00:05:09,561 --> 00:05:11,811 to the county jail in Chinatown. 108 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,747 "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown." 109 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:18,006 This is not the time to be quoting movies, Jim. [scoffs] 110 00:05:18,031 --> 00:05:19,608 Rosemary's Baby. 111 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,095 Chinatown. 112 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,297 Do they know about Walter's bathroom issues? 113 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:27,659 They do. The one VIP privilege we were able to swing 114 00:05:27,684 --> 00:05:30,261 is that Walter and Harry can share a cell. 115 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:33,240 Well, that's not too bad. Walter won't mind going in front of Harry. 116 00:05:33,265 --> 00:05:36,143 The arraignment was set for today at 5:00, 117 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:39,079 but the judge is a nasty old tumor 118 00:05:39,104 --> 00:05:40,778 and he's delayed it a week. 119 00:05:40,803 --> 00:05:43,050 Oh, God. Walter must be crushed. 120 00:05:43,075 --> 00:05:45,974 Well, he doesn't know yet. I have to go tell him. 121 00:05:45,999 --> 00:05:47,935 God, well, what are we gonna do, Rosalie? 122 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,824 - Are we off the air? - No. 123 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,724 I spoke to Bob half an hour ago. 124 00:05:51,749 --> 00:05:53,886 He's in New York with Bronson. 125 00:05:53,911 --> 00:05:56,130 They want Blunt Talk to keep going. 126 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:59,146 - Bob wants... - ... Me to take over. 127 00:05:59,324 --> 00:06:02,761 Okay, I'm ready. I just... I just need to shave. 128 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,539 I love it when you shave. Your beautiful mole comes out of hiding. 129 00:06:05,564 --> 00:06:07,177 - You like my mole? - Mmm. 130 00:06:07,202 --> 00:06:11,045 Gardner doesn't want Jim. He wants Shelly to fill in for Walter. 131 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:14,583 Shelly? Wait, Shelly Tinkle? 132 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,976 That Shelly Tinkle? 133 00:06:17,154 --> 00:06:20,855 Yes, Martin, this Shelly Tinkle. 134 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,714 [crying, laughing] 135 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:26,193 [crying continues] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 136 00:06:26,218 --> 00:06:30,064 Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes. 137 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:32,622 Mr. Blunt, I was wondering if you would please, 138 00:06:32,647 --> 00:06:34,894 uh, lower your boxer briefs. 139 00:06:34,919 --> 00:06:36,821 We have to do a cavity check. 140 00:06:36,846 --> 00:06:39,849 Is this really necessary, Officer? 141 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:42,442 I am being released this afternoon. 142 00:06:42,467 --> 00:06:45,802 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mr. Blunt, but I'm going to need you to cooperate. 143 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:47,982 But surely there are exceptions. 144 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,175 I was held all weekend in the precinct. 145 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,536 I have no contraband, no weapons. 146 00:06:52,561 --> 00:06:54,730 Why does everybody fight me? 147 00:06:54,755 --> 00:06:57,657 You know, just... just once, I-I would love it 148 00:06:57,682 --> 00:06:59,226 if there was no resistance. 149 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:02,357 Will you please try and see it from my perspective? 150 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:05,925 No! You see this from my perspective! 151 00:07:05,991 --> 00:07:10,170 If I could be a social worker or play the piano professionally, 152 00:07:10,195 --> 00:07:12,131 I would jump at the chance. 153 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:15,475 But unfortunately, that is not where life brought me. 154 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:20,349 So please turn around, drop your goddamn shorts. 155 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:28,095 Okay, not bad. You must work out. [gloves snap] 156 00:07:31,212 --> 00:07:32,981 Jacks. 157 00:07:33,407 --> 00:07:35,783 One small bag of marbles. 158 00:07:36,555 --> 00:07:37,970 Three metal army figures. 159 00:07:37,995 --> 00:07:40,359 Oh, I like these. 160 00:07:41,887 --> 00:07:45,056 One pink gumball. One red gumball. 161 00:07:45,102 --> 00:07:47,438 One common fishing lure. 162 00:07:47,811 --> 00:07:49,412 Three Magnum condoms. 163 00:07:49,437 --> 00:07:51,900 I used to be in a relationship. 164 00:07:53,694 --> 00:07:55,439 Tweezers. 165 00:07:55,713 --> 00:07:57,588 Travel sewing kit. 166 00:07:57,947 --> 00:07:59,947 Baby doll head. 167 00:08:00,197 --> 00:08:02,369 Pirate's eye patch. 168 00:08:02,517 --> 00:08:04,691 Tube of denture glue. 169 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:06,951 Oh, that's for the major. 170 00:08:08,436 --> 00:08:10,486 Rabbit's foot. 171 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,525 Bronzed baby shoe. 172 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,260 - Bag of tomato seeds. - Yeah. 173 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:21,041 Water-based lube. 174 00:08:21,066 --> 00:08:22,901 Same relationship. 175 00:08:24,197 --> 00:08:27,006 - Desiccated frog. - It's a desiccated toad. 176 00:08:27,031 --> 00:08:29,580 Desiccated toad. 177 00:08:30,353 --> 00:08:31,986 Rosary beads. 178 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,119 Hershey bar. 179 00:08:34,571 --> 00:08:35,908 Thimble. 180 00:08:36,727 --> 00:08:38,762 Hand buzzer. 181 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,299 Alcohol flask. 182 00:08:41,596 --> 00:08:42,997 Anything else? 183 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,299 Oh, let me check my left pocket. 184 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,931 MAN: Fresh meat! We got fresh meat! 185 00:08:48,956 --> 00:08:51,071 "In the middle of the journey of our life, 186 00:08:51,096 --> 00:08:54,633 "I found myself in a dark wood where the straight way was lost." 187 00:08:54,658 --> 00:08:57,815 - Robert Frost? - No, sir. Dante, the Inferno. 188 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,862 Dante? 189 00:08:58,887 --> 00:09:01,174 - Please, Harry, try not to despair. - MAN: Oh, yeah. 190 00:09:01,199 --> 00:09:04,643 We're going to be all right. Though I do wonder where Rafe is. 191 00:09:04,668 --> 00:09:06,620 Fresh meat! We got fresh meat! 192 00:09:06,645 --> 00:09:08,729 Why are they carrying on like this, Harry? 193 00:09:08,754 --> 00:09:10,495 It's too early for lunch. 194 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,151 I believe in this instance, sir, 195 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:14,853 the fresh meat they're referring to is us. 196 00:09:14,878 --> 00:09:16,303 Oh! 197 00:09:16,504 --> 00:09:17,746 [barking] 198 00:09:17,829 --> 00:09:21,569 When we get out of here, Harry, and I finish my work on the drought, 199 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:24,471 I want to do a story on prison reform. 200 00:09:24,496 --> 00:09:26,885 MAN: Hey, Red. I like redheads. 201 00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:29,948 "Abandon all hope ye who enter here." 202 00:09:30,338 --> 00:09:32,479 SHELLY: We'll start with the news of the day, 203 00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:34,448 but then at the end of the broadcast, 204 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:37,276 I'll talk about how much Walter has meant to me 205 00:09:37,301 --> 00:09:40,440 as a boss, surrogate father, 206 00:09:40,465 --> 00:09:43,390 mentor, British person. 207 00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:46,218 He's not dead, Shelly. God. 208 00:09:46,243 --> 00:09:49,621 Hey, Jim, I was in the middle of a thought. 209 00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:53,358 Please try not to interrupt me ever again. 210 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:55,120 For the B block, we can go with my piece 211 00:09:55,145 --> 00:09:57,771 on the rise of Ivy-educated single mothers 212 00:09:57,796 --> 00:10:00,265 because they can't find decent men. [chuckles] 213 00:10:00,365 --> 00:10:02,307 Uh, but what do we have for the C block? 214 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:04,801 Or as I like to call it, the C-section. 215 00:10:04,826 --> 00:10:08,141 Well, I was thinking we could go with Walter's drought diet piece. 216 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,596 Yes, great idea, Jim. 217 00:10:09,621 --> 00:10:11,710 Have you stand next to the screen 218 00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:14,354 and point at a hamburger and then tell the audience 219 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:17,291 that one hamburger equals 660 gallons of water. 220 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,354 - I love that. - No. 221 00:10:19,379 --> 00:10:21,286 No more drought stories. 222 00:10:21,311 --> 00:10:23,268 The drought killed Walter's career. 223 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:24,682 I'm not gonna let it take me down. 224 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,999 Shelly, Walter's career is not destroyed. 225 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:29,728 Fine, whatever. But it doesn't matter 226 00:10:29,753 --> 00:10:31,116 because Gardner emailed me 227 00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:33,457 and he said he doesn't want any more drought coverage. 228 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,351 And Bronson feels the same way. 229 00:10:35,376 --> 00:10:37,585 Bronson? Wow. 230 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:40,372 And this is my big debut. 231 00:10:40,397 --> 00:10:42,974 To kick off, we need Shelly Tinkle stories. 232 00:10:42,999 --> 00:10:46,335 Stories that snap. Stories that crackle. Stories that pop. 233 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,819 This is a newscast, not a breakfast cereal. 234 00:10:48,844 --> 00:10:51,187 [laughter] 235 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,792 Martin, you're fired. 236 00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:55,554 - Wha... uh, can she do that? - Of course not. 237 00:10:55,579 --> 00:10:58,357 Celia, I love you, but don't challenge me in front of the group. 238 00:10:58,382 --> 00:11:00,329 Don't tell Celia not to challenge you in front of the group, 239 00:11:00,354 --> 00:11:01,358 in front of the group. 240 00:11:01,383 --> 00:11:03,570 Don't tell me what I can do in front of the group in front of the group, 241 00:11:03,595 --> 00:11:04,721 in front of the group. 242 00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:06,688 Am I fired or not? 243 00:11:06,713 --> 00:11:08,167 - Not. - Not. 244 00:11:08,342 --> 00:11:10,710 I'm so frustrated, Harry. 245 00:11:10,735 --> 00:11:12,938 Try using your Kegel muscle, sir. 246 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:15,094 No, it's not that. 247 00:11:15,119 --> 00:11:17,336 I'm anxious to get out of here. 248 00:11:17,361 --> 00:11:20,011 I need to resume my coverage of the drought. 249 00:11:20,036 --> 00:11:22,610 Oh, can you just let go of the drought for one moment, sir? 250 00:11:22,635 --> 00:11:23,993 No, I can't, Harry. 251 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:27,125 The Rudolphs have got away with murder and I have to stop them. 252 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,417 [bars rattle] 253 00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:31,390 Blunt, Chandler, lunch. 254 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,358 It's only 10:30 in the morning. 255 00:11:33,383 --> 00:11:36,295 We do things early around here. Think of it as brunch. 256 00:11:36,809 --> 00:11:38,944 [toilet flushes] 257 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:43,243 Hold on, Harry. I flushed prematurely. 258 00:11:43,497 --> 00:11:46,969 No, no, no, no, no! 259 00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:48,915 I don't like any of this. 260 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:52,024 None of it snaps. None of it crackles. None of it pops. 261 00:11:52,049 --> 00:11:54,779 Jesus, Shelly, what are you gonna do on-air tonight? 262 00:11:54,804 --> 00:11:57,241 - Read from your diary? - Jim, you're fired! 263 00:11:57,266 --> 00:12:00,494 How about this? There's a study that fatalities 264 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,414 brought on by driving while texting 265 00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:04,618 have surpassed drunk driving deaths. 266 00:12:04,643 --> 00:12:06,578 Oh, yeah. 267 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:09,657 Ooh, Tinkle likes this. It's gruesome. 268 00:12:09,682 --> 00:12:10,922 Tell me more. 269 00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:13,422 Well, recently two people in Ohio were texting 270 00:12:13,447 --> 00:12:15,616 and they had a head-on collision and died. 271 00:12:15,716 --> 00:12:18,895 What makes it even more horrible and strange is they were texting each other. 272 00:12:18,943 --> 00:12:21,327 Oh, see, you two? 273 00:12:21,352 --> 00:12:24,102 This is what I'm looking for. 274 00:12:24,524 --> 00:12:27,350 And you, great work. 275 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:31,118 We should, um, get a drink in my office after the broadcast. 276 00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:33,507 All right, I'm off to wardrobe. 277 00:12:33,532 --> 00:12:36,370 Gardner wants me to wear something Fox Newsy. 278 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,005 You know, nipply. 279 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,501 [laughs] 280 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,831 Yay! 281 00:12:40,856 --> 00:12:43,524 [prisoners chatting] 282 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:46,469 Oh, there's Rafe. Thank God. 283 00:12:46,763 --> 00:12:48,431 Rafe, how are you, son? 284 00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:51,374 Well, let's put it this way, 285 00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:53,229 it's a good thing they took my shoelaces. 286 00:12:53,254 --> 00:12:54,956 It's going to be all right. 287 00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:58,718 UBS legal will get us all out of here, I promise. 288 00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:01,796 Yeah, but there's a warrant for me for that damn bar fight in Reno. 289 00:13:01,821 --> 00:13:03,405 I never thought it would catch up with me. 290 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:05,368 I'm looking at at least 18 months. 291 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,176 I can fix it, I swear. 292 00:13:07,201 --> 00:13:09,036 My arraignment is this afternoon. 293 00:13:09,061 --> 00:13:11,713 Walter, I heard about your troubles. 294 00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:13,079 Oh, Jesus. 295 00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:15,066 Isn't it strange that we should both end up here? 296 00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:16,985 Yes, it is strange, Mr. Adler. 297 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,437 Who can understand life? Or destiny? 298 00:13:19,462 --> 00:13:21,789 No one, I guess. Can I sit with you? 299 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,227 This is Harry. 300 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,944 Right, uh, we met when I took Walter hostage. 301 00:13:27,969 --> 00:13:30,132 Still waiting on the grand jury if you can believe it. 302 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,968 And this is my son Rafe. 303 00:13:31,993 --> 00:13:33,914 - Hey. - Nice grip. 304 00:13:33,969 --> 00:13:37,343 So what happened? You crossed Rudolph Global and they framed you? 305 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:38,587 Exactly. 306 00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:41,163 I always knew those bastards were against recycled water, 307 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,686 and the vote for Proposition 68's in a few days. 308 00:13:43,711 --> 00:13:47,183 Duncan, hey, you have any condoms? I'll trade you cigarettes. 309 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,043 No, I'm sorry, I don't, Curly. 310 00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:51,045 Damn. What about you boys? 311 00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,313 - No. - No. 312 00:13:52,338 --> 00:13:54,548 Do most prisoners practice safe sex? 313 00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:56,258 I'd be reassured to think they do. 314 00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:58,641 I know I do. I'm so paranoid about STDs, 315 00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:00,922 I don't even like to come on myself. 316 00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:06,393 WALTER: So, you've acclimated very well, Mr. Adler. 317 00:14:06,493 --> 00:14:10,131 Well, I'll tell you, Walter, this place is like one big happy orgy. 318 00:14:10,156 --> 00:14:12,208 Do not believe what you hear on the outside. 319 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:14,110 Most of the sex in here is consensual. 320 00:14:14,135 --> 00:14:15,869 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 321 00:14:15,894 --> 00:14:18,477 What I've learned is there's a lot of bisexuality in the world, 322 00:14:18,502 --> 00:14:21,750 but it's only in here that the guys feel safe enough to express it. 323 00:14:21,775 --> 00:14:24,878 This could be useful for the major's story on prison reform. 324 00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:27,048 Well, they have a saying in here... 325 00:14:27,081 --> 00:14:29,783 a cell doesn't have to be a closet. 326 00:14:29,808 --> 00:14:31,618 It's kind of beautiful. 327 00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:35,031 Duncan, Angel can't make it to the reading today. 328 00:14:35,056 --> 00:14:38,167 He got shivved. You're gonna have to find somebody else to play Nina. 329 00:14:38,192 --> 00:14:41,764 Shivved? Damn it, he would have been so great in that part. 330 00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:44,373 He's a member of the Oscar Wilde Players, my theater group. 331 00:14:44,398 --> 00:14:46,985 You remember. Anyways, would you like to join? 332 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,677 We're doing The Seagull. 333 00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:50,766 Except I don't have a Nina. 334 00:14:52,273 --> 00:14:55,800 Um... I'll play Nina. 335 00:14:56,752 --> 00:14:58,554 Well, I've always wanted to act. 336 00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:01,982 But my old man pushed me into sports. 337 00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:03,692 Blunt, you have a visitor. 338 00:15:03,717 --> 00:15:05,128 - Who is it? - I don't know. 339 00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:07,736 I'm not your fucking secretary. Let's move it. 340 00:15:07,761 --> 00:15:11,367 Hey, Duncan, I'm really looking forward to the reading. 341 00:15:11,392 --> 00:15:13,425 Thanks, Butch. Thanks. 342 00:15:13,808 --> 00:15:15,962 He's one of our biggest fans. 343 00:15:15,987 --> 00:15:17,455 He'll be there later. 344 00:15:17,731 --> 00:15:20,511 CELIA: Jim. Jim. 345 00:15:20,741 --> 00:15:22,810 Jim, are you there? 346 00:15:24,171 --> 00:15:26,107 Uh, yeah. 347 00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:28,117 Celia, hi. Hi. 348 00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:30,939 Can you believe what a jerk Shelly's being? 349 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:34,090 Yeah, I... I know. She's already cracking under the pressure. 350 00:15:34,115 --> 00:15:37,775 Poor thing, but Tinkle the Terrible doesn't need to take it out on us. 351 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,697 Maybe I should, uh, tinkle on her bicycle like a dog. 352 00:15:41,722 --> 00:15:44,425 - I'm wearing the cowl. - Oh. [laughs] 353 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,760 It's... it's nice to hear your voice on our private line. 354 00:15:49,785 --> 00:15:51,698 It's been almost two weeks. 355 00:15:52,238 --> 00:15:55,277 Hey, Jim, can I come over? I miss your face. 356 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:58,714 Yeah, com... you can come over. Fuck! 357 00:16:01,745 --> 00:16:04,090 Jim? Or should I not? Jim? 358 00:16:04,115 --> 00:16:06,822 Celia, ye... uh, ye... ah, God damn it! 359 00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:08,615 Celia, yes, come over. 360 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,886 Celia, come on over, yeah. 361 00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:15,683 - Rosalie. - [gasps] 362 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,065 - Walter, my poor darling. - Hey. 363 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,593 Hey, hey, no affection. 364 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,442 What are you doing here? My arraignment is at 5:00. 365 00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:29,222 - It's been postponed. - Oh, fucking hell! 366 00:16:29,247 --> 00:16:31,272 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 367 00:16:31,698 --> 00:16:33,923 - For how long? - At least a week. 368 00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:36,485 The judge is making an example of you. 369 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:40,514 But the vote. I have to get back on-air, Rosalie. 370 00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:44,218 I have to. Who's filling in for me tonight? Jim? 371 00:16:44,318 --> 00:16:47,729 No. Shelly. That's who Bob wants. 372 00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:50,619 Shelly? She's too junior. 373 00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:52,334 Rosalie, you've got to do something. 374 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,661 You've got to get me out of here. 375 00:16:54,761 --> 00:16:58,540 Do you give me permission to pursue the nuclear option? 376 00:16:58,565 --> 00:17:00,033 What's the nuclear option? 377 00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:02,244 If I told you, you'd say no. 378 00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:03,445 Yes! 379 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,672 [applause] 380 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,386 Ahem, today's reading 381 00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:12,688 will be The Seagull by Anton Chekhov. 382 00:17:12,713 --> 00:17:15,791 Joining us fresh out of solitary... 383 00:17:15,816 --> 00:17:18,752 Mr. Tiny Luzinski playing Servant. 384 00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:20,737 - Tiny! - [cheering] 385 00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:23,355 Tiny. 386 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,768 I just spoke with Rosalie. It's not looking good. 387 00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:30,033 Not good at all. They postponed the arraignment. 388 00:17:30,058 --> 00:17:32,233 TINY: Thank you. Thanks. Thanks, everyone. 389 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:34,335 It's really good to be out of the hole. 390 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:36,886 I appreciated all those cards. 391 00:17:37,261 --> 00:17:38,880 And I'll be playing Trigorin. 392 00:17:38,905 --> 00:17:40,241 [applause] 393 00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:43,277 Please, please. Ha, stop. Thank you. 394 00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:46,863 And new to the Oscar Wilde Players, replacing Angel, 395 00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:49,225 is a man who's in for accessory to murder 396 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,136 and assaulting a police officer, 397 00:17:51,161 --> 00:17:52,861 he's also wanted in Nevada, 398 00:17:52,886 --> 00:17:55,356 please welcome Mr. Rafe Blunt to the family! 399 00:17:55,381 --> 00:17:57,649 [cheering] 400 00:18:00,592 --> 00:18:02,261 Your boy. 401 00:18:04,465 --> 00:18:06,542 Shelly, I have the story ready on the virus 402 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,802 that's only affecting the Republican Party. 403 00:18:08,902 --> 00:18:10,637 [groans] 404 00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:14,087 Shelly, what are you doing? 405 00:18:14,112 --> 00:18:16,116 What? What are you doing? 406 00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:19,788 I have the Republican virus story. What are you doing? 407 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,952 [sighs] 408 00:18:22,454 --> 00:18:24,023 Martin... 409 00:18:25,657 --> 00:18:27,084 I'm scared. 410 00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:29,499 I'm scared I'm gonna fail. 411 00:18:29,866 --> 00:18:31,107 I always fail. 412 00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:33,124 Shelly, what... what are you talking about? 413 00:18:33,149 --> 00:18:36,513 All my life, I rise to the top of whatever I do 414 00:18:36,538 --> 00:18:38,469 and then I sabotage it, 415 00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:41,417 because I don't think I really deserve success. 416 00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:43,249 I deserve shit. 417 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,025 I deserve shit. 418 00:18:46,281 --> 00:18:47,874 Shit. 419 00:18:48,775 --> 00:18:50,477 Shit. 420 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:53,802 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit... 421 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,343 - Oh, my God. Shelly! Shelly. Shelly! - ... shit, shit, shit, shit! 422 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,038 - Stop, stop, please. - Martin, hold me. I'm scared. 423 00:18:58,063 --> 00:18:59,324 Okay. 424 00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,822 Oh, I'm not ready to be an anchorwoman. 425 00:19:01,847 --> 00:19:03,968 Or an anchorperson. 426 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,568 You've been a jerk, Shelly, 427 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:10,331 but I won't let you fail. I promise. 428 00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,624 [sniffles] 429 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,976 Master. Master Trigorin. 430 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:18,656 Your... 431 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,343 your... 432 00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:24,445 your cane. 433 00:19:25,019 --> 00:19:26,555 Thank you, Yakov. 434 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,349 How could I have forgotten? 435 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:33,120 Wait, Trigorin. 436 00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:37,358 I have come to an irrevocable decision. 437 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:39,636 The die is cast. 438 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,571 I am going on the stage. 439 00:19:42,596 --> 00:19:46,367 I'm deserting my father. I'm abandoning everything. 440 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,371 I am beginning life anew. 441 00:19:50,437 --> 00:19:54,408 I am going as you are to Moscow. 442 00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:56,651 We shall meet there. 443 00:19:59,317 --> 00:20:00,784 Come, come. 444 00:20:01,151 --> 00:20:04,400 Go to the Hotel Slavianski Bazar. 445 00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:06,181 Let me know as soon as you get there. 446 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:10,491 I shall be at Grosholski House on Moltchanofka Street. 447 00:20:10,591 --> 00:20:12,501 I must go now. 448 00:20:12,526 --> 00:20:17,089 Just one more minute with you, please. 449 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,833 You are so beautiful. 450 00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:24,206 What bliss to think that I shall see you again so soon. 451 00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:27,583 I shall see those glorious eyes again. 452 00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:30,987 That wonderful, ineffably tender smile. 453 00:20:31,081 --> 00:20:35,972 Those gentle features with their expression of angelic purity. 454 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,103 [applause] 455 00:20:56,369 --> 00:20:57,971 Yeah! 456 00:20:58,071 --> 00:21:00,507 [cheering] 457 00:21:04,811 --> 00:21:07,679 Goose bumps. I've got goose bumps. 458 00:21:08,014 --> 00:21:11,632 Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! 459 00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:16,089 Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! 460 00:21:16,189 --> 00:21:18,992 Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! 461 00:21:19,092 --> 00:21:21,562 Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! 462 00:21:21,662 --> 00:21:24,498 [cheering] 463 00:21:28,168 --> 00:21:30,103 Jim, open up. 464 00:21:30,203 --> 00:21:32,923 Martin wants me to apologize for being an asshole 465 00:21:32,948 --> 00:21:35,267 and a jerk and a dick. 466 00:21:35,743 --> 00:21:37,454 - I think that's it. - Don't forget douche. 467 00:21:37,479 --> 00:21:39,721 Oh, yeah, you're right. Uh, also douche. 468 00:21:39,746 --> 00:21:41,748 I've... I've been a douche. 469 00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,687 Celia! 470 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:50,454 But we were supposed to get a drink after work so I could seduce you. 471 00:21:50,479 --> 00:21:51,892 Sorry, too late. 472 00:21:51,992 --> 00:21:53,226 I came in here to apologize 473 00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:55,048 because I thought you guys were mad at me 474 00:21:55,073 --> 00:21:57,388 and you're in here kissing like a bunch of schoolgirls. 475 00:21:57,413 --> 00:21:59,400 Just 'cause we're kissing like schoolgirls 476 00:21:59,425 --> 00:22:01,462 doesn't mean you can't apologize. 477 00:22:03,704 --> 00:22:06,603 I'm sorry I've been crazy with power. 478 00:22:06,873 --> 00:22:09,220 Now you two have three minutes to make out 479 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,282 and then it's back to work. 480 00:22:10,307 --> 00:22:12,501 - Okay. Good. Bye. - Okay. Bye. 481 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:15,345 Mmm. 482 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:27,478 This prison doesn't feel so different from the real world. 483 00:22:27,503 --> 00:22:29,907 We all walk about on our little paths 484 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:33,967 thinking we're going somewhere, but actually going nowhere. 485 00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:36,970 What the hell are you talking about, Harry? 486 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:39,606 Don't depress me even further. 487 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:44,578 But being here now, sir, I feel as if I've been in jail all my life. 488 00:22:44,945 --> 00:22:47,056 My fears were the walls of that prison. 489 00:22:47,081 --> 00:22:48,890 I can see that now. 490 00:22:48,915 --> 00:22:50,651 I don't like this, Harry. 491 00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:54,563 You and Rafe are taking to this prison life far too easily. 492 00:22:54,588 --> 00:22:56,189 But not me. 493 00:22:56,289 --> 00:22:59,000 I shall rail against my confinement. 494 00:22:59,025 --> 00:23:00,577 Oh, I know, sir, but... 495 00:23:00,602 --> 00:23:02,563 No, I want out, Harry. 496 00:23:02,629 --> 00:23:05,030 I need to fight the Rudolphs. 497 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,667 [clanking] 498 00:23:06,692 --> 00:23:08,544 You got another visitor, Mr. Blunt. 499 00:23:08,569 --> 00:23:10,136 Another visitor? 500 00:23:10,161 --> 00:23:13,843 Yeah. By the way, your son was a great Nina. 501 00:23:13,868 --> 00:23:18,241 What a performance. It was honest and real 502 00:23:18,405 --> 00:23:20,113 and sexy. 503 00:23:25,151 --> 00:23:27,444 Ronnie! 504 00:23:27,854 --> 00:23:29,600 Walter. 505 00:23:30,198 --> 00:23:31,733 What the hell are you doing here? 506 00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,147 Rosalie... great gal, by the way... 507 00:23:33,172 --> 00:23:35,804 told me to tell you that I am your nuclear option. 508 00:23:35,829 --> 00:23:37,280 [imitates explosion] 509 00:23:37,305 --> 00:23:39,099 I don't understand. 510 00:23:39,199 --> 00:23:40,433 I'm your new lawyer, Walter, 511 00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:42,616 and I am here to set you and Harry free 512 00:23:42,641 --> 00:23:44,605 from this birdcage. 513 00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,439 What? How? 514 00:23:46,936 --> 00:23:49,184 I told you I used to work for the DA 515 00:23:49,209 --> 00:23:50,944 and I got a lot of dirt on this judge, 516 00:23:50,969 --> 00:23:53,771 so it was easy twisting his nipples to get you out on bail. 517 00:23:53,796 --> 00:23:56,561 - What about my son? - First of all, you're welcome. 518 00:23:57,054 --> 00:23:58,927 With Rafe, I hit a roadblock. 519 00:23:58,952 --> 00:24:01,632 I don't have pull in Reno, but I'm working on it. 520 00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:04,100 So when can Harry and I get out of this place? 521 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:05,429 Now. 522 00:24:05,454 --> 00:24:07,961 Get your things and meet me out front. 523 00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:10,304 Could you take me to UBS? 524 00:24:10,329 --> 00:24:13,008 - I could still make the broadcast. - Of course. 525 00:24:13,033 --> 00:24:15,068 You're a client now. You've got privileges. 526 00:24:15,093 --> 00:24:18,338 Ronnie, I have underestimated you. 527 00:24:18,363 --> 00:24:20,616 Good, because you haven't seen my bill yet. 528 00:24:20,938 --> 00:24:23,241 [laughs] 529 00:24:25,846 --> 00:24:28,314 Rafe, I need to talk to you. 530 00:24:28,414 --> 00:24:31,652 Yeah, okay. Duncan and I are just working on tomorrow's play. 531 00:24:31,718 --> 00:24:34,062 Our Town. I'm playing Emily, 532 00:24:34,087 --> 00:24:36,765 a young woman who dies in childbirth. 533 00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:38,166 He's perfect for it. 534 00:24:38,191 --> 00:24:40,906 - Your son has a lot of talent, Walter. - Thank you. Rafe... 535 00:24:40,931 --> 00:24:42,436 You surprised me with that kiss today. 536 00:24:42,461 --> 00:24:45,405 I wasn't expecting tongue. Good thing I brushed my teeth. 537 00:24:45,430 --> 00:24:47,866 Rafe, please. I need a moment. 538 00:24:49,007 --> 00:24:50,582 Yeah, what is it? 539 00:24:50,607 --> 00:24:52,530 Harry and I are getting out of this place. 540 00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:55,296 We got a new lawyer. Unfortunately... 541 00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:57,252 he couldn't get you released. 542 00:24:57,277 --> 00:24:59,713 - Oh... - But he's on it. 543 00:25:00,677 --> 00:25:02,346 Okay, Dad. 544 00:25:02,749 --> 00:25:04,389 I'll be fine. 545 00:25:07,521 --> 00:25:08,889 Duncan's here. 546 00:25:08,989 --> 00:25:09,998 [chuckles] 547 00:25:10,023 --> 00:25:11,622 I love you, Rafe. 548 00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,744 Shelly, are you ready? 549 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,252 I'm ready. I'm more than ready. 550 00:25:22,277 --> 00:25:24,304 Good. You look wonderful. 551 00:25:24,329 --> 00:25:27,415 - Your nipples are fantastic. - Oh, thanks, Rosalie. 552 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,185 You'll start with Hurricane Shiloh. 553 00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:33,246 - It just got upgraded to a level four. - Got it. 554 00:25:33,271 --> 00:25:36,249 Uh, I made a few edits to Martin's Republican virus story. 555 00:25:36,274 --> 00:25:37,718 Excellent. You're amazing, Jim. 556 00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:39,627 Here are the latest facts on texting deaths. 557 00:25:39,652 --> 00:25:41,815 Thank you, Celia. You're as smart as you are beautiful. 558 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,807 Oh, my God, Shelly. Your nipples look great. 559 00:25:43,832 --> 00:25:45,432 I know, Rosalie already told me. 560 00:25:45,457 --> 00:25:47,354 That's because we have the same taste in nipples. 561 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,041 - We sure do. - Rosalie! Everyone! 562 00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:51,631 - Walter. - We made it. 563 00:25:51,656 --> 00:25:53,599 I don't need make-up. I just need to be wired. 564 00:25:53,647 --> 00:25:56,221 Shelly, go to the desk. Everyone else, to your stations. 565 00:25:56,246 --> 00:25:57,799 - But Walter... - Now! 566 00:25:57,824 --> 00:25:59,619 What's going on? I texted you. 567 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:01,374 I told you Ronnie got us released. 568 00:26:01,399 --> 00:26:03,744 I know. I called Gardner immediately, 569 00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:07,748 but until all the charges are dropped, you are suspended. 570 00:26:07,773 --> 00:26:10,791 No! I need to broadcast. To hell with Gardner. 571 00:26:10,816 --> 00:26:14,182 You can't do that, Walter. You'll destroy everything. 572 00:26:14,207 --> 00:26:16,190 But... but, Rosalie, th... the Rudolphs... 573 00:26:16,215 --> 00:26:19,359 Walter, please. You are suspended. 574 00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:21,294 I don't care. 575 00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:25,882 Major. 576 00:26:25,907 --> 00:26:29,494 Major, you have to listen to Rosalie. 577 00:26:29,519 --> 00:26:31,337 The time to fight will come. 578 00:26:31,437 --> 00:26:33,073 579 00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:36,868 Three, two, one. 580 00:26:36,893 --> 00:26:39,630 Good evening and welcome to Blunt Talk. 581 00:26:39,655 --> 00:26:40,994 Filling in for Walter Blunt, 582 00:26:41,019 --> 00:26:44,150 this is Shelly Tinkle doing her thing. 583 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,853 Off the Gulf Coast of Florida, Hurricane Shiloh 584 00:26:46,878 --> 00:26:50,174 is rapidly gaining strength and Floridians are once again 585 00:26:50,199 --> 00:26:52,993 girding themselves for yet another superstorm 586 00:26:53,018 --> 00:26:55,659 in these most catastrophic of times. 587 00:26:55,796 --> 00:26:58,098 588 00:26:59,232 --> 00:27:03,369 You can't fight it 589 00:27:03,469 --> 00:27:05,690 No, no, no 590 00:27:05,715 --> 00:27:08,698 You can't fight it, no, you can't fight it 591 00:27:08,723 --> 00:27:10,205 No, no, no 592 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:13,080 You can't fight it, no, you can't fight it 593 00:27:13,105 --> 00:27:14,706 You can't fight it 594 00:27:14,731 --> 00:27:17,877 You can't fight it, no, you can't fight it 595 00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:19,361 No, no, no 596 00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:22,284 You can't fight it, no, you can't fight it 597 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:24,635 You can't fight nature 598 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:28,494 No, no, no, no, no 599 00:27:28,519 --> 00:27:30,479 Oh, I remember 600 00:27:30,504 --> 00:27:33,112 As a child that special autumn day 601 00:27:33,137 --> 00:27:35,139 The wind blew through the trees 602 00:27:35,164 --> 00:27:37,635 As they danced and they swayed 603 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:41,713 People come and people go 604 00:27:41,975 --> 00:27:43,752 Some of them happy 605 00:27:43,777 --> 00:27:46,746 Some of them so sad 606 00:27:47,216 --> 00:27:49,541 My greatest joy 607 00:27:49,815 --> 00:27:53,652 Unh, was watching this couple 608 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:56,008 Holding hands 609 00:27:56,197 --> 00:27:58,332 There was a certain magic 610 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,369 Between this woman and her man 611 00:28:00,394 --> 00:28:02,396 And I turned to my father 612 00:28:02,421 --> 00:28:04,691 And I asked, "Why do they act this way?" 613 00:28:04,727 --> 00:28:07,642 And these are the words he had to say 614 00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,682 'Cause you can't fight nature 615 00:28:09,707 --> 00:28:12,174 You can't fight it, no, you can't fight it 616 00:28:12,199 --> 00:28:14,102 No, no, no 617 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:17,443 You can't fight it, no, you can't fight it 618 00:28:17,468 --> 00:28:18,807 Ooh-hoo 619 00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:22,536 You can't fight it, no, you can't fight it 620 00:28:23,249 --> 00:28:26,286 You can't fight it, no, you can't fight it 621 00:28:28,753 --> 00:28:33,080 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 622 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:37,680 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45781

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