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Dre: Children bring so much joy...
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except when you have to watch
their school plays.
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My name is Diane.
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And I'm Jack.
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We're in Ms. Davis' third-grade class.
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Years from now, when I look back
on this footage,
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I look forward to hearing you eat mints.
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[Chuckles]
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They're butterscotch.
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- Mm, okay.
- Halfrican.
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Uh... Okay, Ruby.
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Well, can I have one, please?
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Mnh-mnh. It's my last piece.
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[Sighs]
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- Can I have one, Grandma?
- She don't have any more.
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- Well, yes, baby.
- What?
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I've always got a butterscotch
for family.
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In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
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[Scoffs] Okay.
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I'm Christopher Columbus,
and I discovered America.
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[Chuckles] Okay...
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Fake history, right?
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No, I just don't think these
children are that talented.
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Is everything okay, Mr. Johnson?
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Do you feel that there's
not enough representation?
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Because after the last incident,
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I had children bussed in.
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Honestly, if I wanted my children
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around this many minorities,
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I would have taken them
to a Tyler Perry play
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and shamelessly enjoyed it.
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- Rainbow: Dre.
- Hmm?
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Dre. Can you ask your mom for a
butterscotch for me, please?
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- Mama...
- Unh-unh.
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- She said no.
- Rainbow: What...?
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Zoey: You know, I can drive now,
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so we can just leave
and never come back here.
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[Scoffs] And miss the moment
when Mom decides to divorce Dad
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and we sneak out
under the cover of night
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to start a new life,
opening an artisanal coffee shop
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in a transitioning but scrappy
neighborhood in Portland?
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[Piano playing]
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Dre: Ms. Davis, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
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Where you really failed
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is this isn't how it went down.
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[Rapping] ? Everything you
know about Columbus is a joke ?
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? He didn't discover America ?
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? Prepare to get woke ?
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? I'm Christopher Columbus,
and I'm pretty much evil ?
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? On Hispaniola, my men killed
the indigenous people ?
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Die, Indians!
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But this isn't India!
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- Speak English!
- [Pop!]
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[Grunts]
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? You're so brave, Columbus ?
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? More than words can convey ?
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? And it's cool how your men
killed 3,000 people in one day ?
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? So let's make one thing
perfectly clear ?
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? Celebrating Columbus is
celebrating a slavery pioneer ?
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But at least you can get
a great deal on a mattress.
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- [Piano playing]
- [Inhales sharply]
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We will take your opinions
into consideration.
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Hmm. Well, instead of making
us celebrate your holidays,
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why don't you celebrate some of ours?
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Hmm. Everybody is represented here.
St. Patrick's Day.
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- Columbus Day.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Cinco de Mayo.
- Yeah.
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- What about 2Pac's birthday?
- Oh, well...
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What about Magic Johnson's
Still Alive Day?
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- Really?
- Earl.
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What about Juneteenth?
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Maybe you should have led
with that last one.
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- Maybe.
- Okay.
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[Piano playing]
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I offer this to you in peace.
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Dre: Mm, mm, mm.
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I can't believe you would honor
a slave trader like Columbus
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when you do not honor Juneteenth...
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a proud black holiday tradition
that my family treasures!
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What? We don't celebrate Juneteenth...
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Shut up, Junior! You love it.
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- [People murmuring]
- It's very important in our household.
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Johnsons, we about to be out.
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Excuse me!
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[People gasping, murmuring]
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Here we go again.
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I hope you enjoy the rest
of your racist pageant.
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- [People gasping]
- Johnsons!
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- We out!
- No, no, no, no!
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That... That's not true!
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30% of the cast are colored children!
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- Rainbow: Okay.
- Children of color.
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That was not great.
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?
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[Groans]
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Hi.
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So, we just want to thank you
for the minorities.
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We can tell you're trying,
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- and it means a lot to us.
- Thank you.
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- Okay. See you, now.
- But...
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Listen, I have a great eyebrow person.
[Chuckles, groans]
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Huh? What does that mean?
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What?!
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[Laughing] I look fine!
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[Laughing]
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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I realized that for Juneteenth to live,
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Columbus Day had to die,
so it was up to me.
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Well, me and Grammy-nominated
Aloe Blacc.
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Okay, you know the drill, man.
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You get lunch when you make me a hit.
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All right, let's take it again
from the top.
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Come on.
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? Everybody knows ?
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? Christopher Columbus
was honored for his bravery ?
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? But he never sailed to North America ?
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? He sold children into slavery ?
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Mm!
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Stevens: That does not
sound like an ad for Samsung.
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Nope, I'm using Aloe Blacc
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to put an end to Columbus Day.
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You're why black people can't get jobs.
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Well, that's one of many reasons.
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Dre: I'm serious.
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Columbus Day is a BS holiday.
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Okay, so I guess you'll
be at work on Monday. Oh.
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You sound stupid.
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Okay? Did you know
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that Columbus never even
set foot in North America?
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- What? Prove it.
- Yes, he did.
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- Come on, now.
- Fake news.
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The only reason we celebrate dude
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is 'cause everyone remembers
that hook, "In 1492..."
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All: "Columbus sailed the ocean blue."
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Charlie: Mm-hmm.
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First I'm hearing
about this Columbo fellow.
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What?
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I spent my time in school
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learning a trade
way more valuable than any book.
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I learned how to forge r�sum�s,
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college diplomas, time sheets.
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I've said too much.
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The point is we celebrate a horrible man
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when we don't even acknowledge
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important moments in our own history,
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like Juneteenth.
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Oh! What is June...
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- Daphne: Oh, my God!
- No, no, no, no, no.
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No! No, no, no, no.
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- ...teenth?
- Damn it! There goes lunch!
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All right, June 19, 1865,
or "Juneteenth,"
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is the day in America where
all slaves were finally free.
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You did this. You.
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And on that fateful day in history...
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Aloe Blacc: Actually...
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maybe Juneteenth is
better explained through song.
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Oh.
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Dre: Oh. Okay.
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You know, I usually give
the history lessons around here,
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but go ahead, Aloe Blacc.
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You know, I'll just sit here.
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[Keyboard playing]
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?
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? I am a slave ?
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? Yes, I'm only a slave ?
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? They'll place my body
in an unmarked grave ?
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? In these Confederate days ?
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? It's kind of hard
to lift every voice singin' ?
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? While worrying about how low ?
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? The sweet chariots are swingin' ?
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? I could swing from a tree ?
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? But, hey, oh, I hope and pray
they don't kill me ?
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? Today I am still just a slave ?
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If the Emancipation Proclamation
was passed in 1863,
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why weren't you free until 1865?
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Well, it took two years
for the Civil War to end.
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Oh, so you were free when the war ended?
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Nah, not for two more months
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because Texas landowners
wanted another harvest.
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That's not cool.
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Well, none of it was cool.
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But an army ship arrived
on June 19, 1865,
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and announced we were free.
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That's why we celebrate Juneteenth.
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?
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? I am a slave ?
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? In the home of the brave ?
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? A product of the triangular trade ?
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? Please pardon my ways ?
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? If I'm nervous
or the slightest bit skittish ?
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? In the presence of the Portuguese ?
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? Spanish, Dutch, or British ?
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? They kept me in colonial chains ?
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? Tell me how to persuade them to chill ?
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? Or to save me, and still I'm a slave ?
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?
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That was not uncomfortable at all.
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Nope.
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Is that stuff true, Papa?
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Just like anything black people do,
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if Juneteenth
had a chance of succeeding,
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we would have to brand
and market it twice as hard.
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What do you think
of this Juneteenth mock-up?
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Hold on.
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Did you take my egg rolls?
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[Garbled] These aren't for the table?
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They were not.
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Stevens: Really, Dre?
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I figured this was one of those things
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that you would just get tired of,
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like kente cloth.
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?
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This isn't a trend, all right?
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Juneteenth is a 150-year-old tradition
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that no one's heard about,
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not even my black kids.
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I mean, there's... there's storytelling.
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There's red-velvet cake, hibiscus tea.
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Actually, hibiscus tea
is a modern-day substitute
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for strawberry soda.
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- Oh, really?
- That's interesting.
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- Really?!
- Never had it.
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- I didn't know that.
- Thank you, Aloe Blacc,
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for correcting me
in front of company. Okay?
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Josh: Hey, Dre, I don't get it.
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I mean, don't you already have MLK day?
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And Black History Month?
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And Reparations Day.
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That's when in times of civil unrest,
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we start urban bonfires
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and acquire discount electronics.
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Charlie, are you talking about looting?
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- That's just looting.
- Connor: Yeah.
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The truth is we don't have anything
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that celebrates the end of slavery.
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Stevens: Well, MLK Day is a
pretty big umbrella there, Dre.
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Like, Mary Poppins big.
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- [Chuckles]
- This is insane.
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You don't tell white people
or Jewish people
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that they only deserve one holiday.
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Connor: Well, half that
statement's true. [Chuckles]
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It just seems, Dre, like you're
getting a little bit greedy.
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For real?!
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- Yeah.
- You guys are giving push-back
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on the one thing that honors
the end of slavery?
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You do know why
America's so rich, right?
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Because we built this land for free.
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?
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- Mama?
- Yeah, baby?
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Can you tell us a story?
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Of course I can.
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Baby, what kind of story
you want to hear?
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- Um, tell us a scary story.
- Mm.
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No, no, no, tell us a love story.
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Ooh! Tell us a story
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- about a slave who gets free!
- Junior!
257
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- Say what?
- Ruby: Oh, my God!
258
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W-What did you...?
259
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Boy, what is wrong with you?
260
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You see, them light-skinned
babies never know how to act.
261
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Here's a story won't get us all killed.
262
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How we built this country for free.
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[Choir vocalizing]
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[Hip-hop beat plays]
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?
266
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[Baby crying]
267
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
268
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More quick.
269
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?
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It's gonna be okay.
271
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It's gonna be all right.
272
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? We raised their children ?
273
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? Then raised their buildings ?
274
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? And they made billions ?
275
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? I'm catching feelings ?
276
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,850
? Really? What else did we build? ?
277
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? Railroads ?
278
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,086
? Wall Street ?
279
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? The White House and university ?
280
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? UVA? ?
281
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? We built that ?
282
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? Chapel Hill? ?
283
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? We built that ?
284
00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:46,261
? Pyramids? ?
285
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? No, sorry, our Hebrew brothers
get credit for that ?
286
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? Mazel ?
287
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,836
? Let's turn up and get it poppin' ?
288
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? Settle down ?
289
00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:58,039
? We still ain't got nothin' ?
290
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? We built this ?
291
00:11:00,644 --> 00:11:06,848
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
292
00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:09,484
? We built this ?
293
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
294
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? I'm done, y'all ?
295
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,493
? I'm-a keep it 100 ?
296
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? Tomorrow when I hit the field,
I'm-a keep runnin' ?
297
00:11:20,731 --> 00:11:22,697
? We did everything
that the overseer wanted ?
298
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,066
? And if we got paid,
then we'd be stuntin' ?
299
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,135
? Sugarcane, cotton hands ?
300
00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:29,337
? My blood and sweat
paid for this land ?
301
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? My life would have been different ?
302
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:33,575
? If I didn't have cinnamon pigment ?
303
00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:36,645
? We built this ?
304
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Josh: Wait.
305
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,249
You don't think
my grandparents' summer house
306
00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:43,718
in Savannah, Georgia,
was built by slaves, do you?
307
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,053
Oh, i-it's so beautiful.
308
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,289
There's this big house,
and then there's all these
309
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little play houses out back... Oh!
310
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- Oh, no.
- Daphne: Yep.
311
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Every Thanksgiving,
312
00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:55,497
you felt up your cousin
in slave quarters.
313
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Only before she got married
and after her divorce.
314
00:11:59,036 --> 00:12:00,201
A-And last week.
315
00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:03,838
You've never truly loved
until you loved your cousin.
316
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,307
She's my first cousin.
317
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- Doesn't matter.
- Thank you.
318
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Dre: The point is
319
00:12:08,545 --> 00:12:10,912
black people don't get
the credit that we deserve
320
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for working hundreds of years.
321
00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:15,984
You can never put a number
on the amount of wealth
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that we've created for this country.
323
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Actually, social scientists estimate
324
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that slaves contributed
325
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- $300 billion worth of economic value.
- What?! Seriously?
326
00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:26,161
- Dre: Seriously?
- both: Wow!
327
00:12:26,263 --> 00:12:27,295
Seriously?
328
00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:30,410
Aloe Blacc, you are a guest at my work.
329
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,833
I don't show up at your job
330
00:12:31,902 --> 00:12:34,502
and vaguely sound like Tracy Chapman.
331
00:12:34,604 --> 00:12:36,371
I'm doing you a favor.
332
00:12:36,473 --> 00:12:37,572
- Connor: Dre.
- Brah?
333
00:12:37,641 --> 00:12:40,241
Aloe Blacc has convinced us
slavery was a bad thing.
334
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,177
Yeah, so thank you for that, Aloe.
335
00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:44,746
I'm just saying, Dre,
that maybe it's healthier
336
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,515
for you to put
all this negativity behind you.
337
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:48,650
Your people...
338
00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:50,382
Well, they have been free
339
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,986
- for a long time.
- Long time.
340
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:53,221
- Dre: Really?
- Yeah.
341
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,090
You think we're free?
342
00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:58,827
Your tone makes me feel
this is a trick question.
343
00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:01,596
Things just didn't get better
on June 20th.
344
00:13:01,665 --> 00:13:04,199
Even when we were free, we weren't free.
345
00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:05,300
[All cheering]
346
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Free! We're free!
347
00:13:06,803 --> 00:13:08,403
We're free! We're free!
348
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:09,471
[Laughs]
349
00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:10,472
Come here!
350
00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:11,806
[Both laugh]
351
00:13:11,908 --> 00:13:13,475
Get over here! [Laughs]
352
00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:15,577
- We're free!
- So, what happens now?
353
00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,212
Oh, we're free, dummy!
354
00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:19,247
Okay, but what does that mean?
355
00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:20,982
Well, it's...
356
00:13:21,084 --> 00:13:22,951
- Pops.
- Ruby: Yeah.
357
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,285
What does that mean?
358
00:13:24,354 --> 00:13:26,254
What do you think
it means, dummy?! We're free.
359
00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:27,756
We're free to do whatever we want!
360
00:13:27,858 --> 00:13:28,757
- Whoo!
- Ohh!
361
00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:30,024
Diane: Then can I ride a horse?
362
00:13:30,127 --> 00:13:31,192
Absolutely, baby!
363
00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:32,627
Can I buy strawberry soda?
364
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:33,962
Yeah! Yeah!
365
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,824
But you gonna have to
get in line behind me.
366
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:37,298
- Oh!
- Can I be president?!
367
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,733
- Whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey, now.
368
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:39,778
- Settle down.
- Oh!
369
00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:40,826
That's your son.
370
00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,837
Okay, I got it, Pops. Listen here, son.
371
00:13:42,939 --> 00:13:44,072
Being free
372
00:13:44,174 --> 00:13:47,942
means we're finally
gonna be equal to the white man.
373
00:13:48,011 --> 00:13:50,879
[Hip-hop music plays]
374
00:13:50,981 --> 00:14:00,755
?
375
00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:04,025
?
376
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:07,595
? Freedom, yeah ?
377
00:14:07,697 --> 00:14:09,798
? No slavery no more ?
378
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:12,033
? No listenin' to massa ?
379
00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:14,335
? Goodbye to white folks ?
380
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:16,304
? Freedom, yeah ?
381
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:18,640
? No slavery no more ?
382
00:14:18,742 --> 00:14:20,742
? No listenin' to massa ?
383
00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:22,811
? Goodbye to white folks ?
384
00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:26,614
? Freedom ?
385
00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:28,316
? I'm talkin' 'bout Juneteenth ?
386
00:14:28,385 --> 00:14:29,784
- ? Talkin' 'bout Juneteenth ?
- ? It was the 20th ?
387
00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:31,671
? But the 19th's
when it was told to us ?
388
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,854
? Oh, yeah ?
389
00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:34,389
? It's time to vote for me ?
390
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,491
? To take part in this democracy ?
391
00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:38,760
? Tear them freedom papers up, please ?
392
00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:40,895
? 'Cause we don't need to show ID ?
393
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:43,083
? It's June 19th we celebrate ?
394
00:14:43,169 --> 00:14:45,066
? Grab a blonde and miscegenate ?
395
00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:47,302
? Ooh, ain't that somethin' ?
396
00:14:47,404 --> 00:14:49,237
? I can finally whistle
at a white woman ?
397
00:14:49,339 --> 00:14:50,605
? I'm-a start a business ?
398
00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:51,873
? I'm-a get a loan ?
399
00:14:51,942 --> 00:14:53,975
? I'm-a move to the 'burbs
and buy me a home ?
400
00:14:54,044 --> 00:14:56,244
? I'm-a take a vacation,
and when I'm gone ?
401
00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:58,279
? They won't burn crosses on my lawn ?
402
00:14:58,348 --> 00:15:00,448
? I can sit at the counter
and rub elbows ?
403
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,851
? And I won't get sprayed
with a fire hose ?
404
00:15:02,953 --> 00:15:05,186
? When I get reparations,
I'm-a act a fool ?
405
00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:07,489
? Plant my 40 acres
and ghost-ride the mule ?
406
00:15:07,591 --> 00:15:11,893
? Get my 40 acres and a mule ?
407
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:16,164
?
408
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:20,835
? Get my 40 acres and a mule ?
409
00:15:20,937 --> 00:15:25,240
?
410
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:31,412
? Get my 40 acres and a mule ?
411
00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:33,781
Josh: Wow.
412
00:15:33,884 --> 00:15:35,316
I had no idea, Dre.
413
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:37,485
Hey, I want to be onboard
with Juneteenth.
414
00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:38,545
I really do,
415
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,688
but y-you have to admit it's
a confusing thing to celebrate.
416
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,569
I mean, do I get you a card?
417
00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:44,225
- Do you get me a card?
- Stevens: I don't know, Dre.
418
00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:47,495
It seems like a straight-up
conflict with Father's Day.
419
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,230
[Scoffs] In our community?
420
00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:51,399
[Chuckles] Eh, okay.
421
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,468
And June is the beginning
of wedding season.
422
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:54,702
In our community?
423
00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:58,129
- [Chuckles] Eh, okay.
- Dre: I'm only hearing excuses.
424
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,959
This is what America always does.
425
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,695
We think if we don't
acknowledge something awful,
426
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:04,963
it didn't happen.
427
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,799
Sure, Columbus' men
cut the hands off of people
428
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,134
and made them
wear them around their neck,
429
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,836
but no, let's not talk about that
430
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,372
because that happened so long ago.
431
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,341
Stevens: Wow, Dre,
you are all over the place.
432
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,508
Aloe Blacc: He's right.
433
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:18,710
I mean, you got me over here
434
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,144
drawing logos, singing songs,
435
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,014
posting facts about slavery
from my personal Instagram.
436
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,149
- Wh...
- Where are you going with this here?
437
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,851
I mean, what do you want?
438
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,286
What...
439
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,156
What do I want?
440
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,392
It... What do I want?
441
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,560
You know what?
442
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,662
I'm tired of wasting my breath on y'all.
443
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:38,997
I'm out.
444
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,266
Dre's right.
445
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,068
You guys' behavior is unacceptable.
446
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,336
I'm out, too.
447
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,839
And not just because I have
a 3:00 flight to Oakland
448
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,941
for an "Electric Slide" convention.
449
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:56,447
?
450
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,449
Stevens: Aloe, I've been meaning
to tell you, uh,
451
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,084
I-I love your song "I'm Happy."
452
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,686
Josh: Oh, no, that's...
453
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:02,785
- that's...
- Hmm?
454
00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:04,455
You know, I even know this.
That's the other guy.
455
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,592
Here's an invitation
for our school talent show.
456
00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:11,272
- Ooh!
- It's for you.
457
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,673
- Alone.
- Rainbow: Huh?
458
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:14,988
- No guests.
- Do not bring your husband.
459
00:17:15,059 --> 00:17:16,292
Uh...
460
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:20,462
Okay, guys, guys, your dad
deserves a second chance.
461
00:17:20,564 --> 00:17:22,464
Maybe he will behave.
462
00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:24,800
You don't really believe that.
463
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:28,403
- I don't.
- That's what we thought.
464
00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:29,404
[Door closes]
465
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,972
I just have to say it, though.
466
00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:31,973
Hey.
467
00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:33,608
What's wrong with you, son?
468
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,113
You look like somebody
stole your lunch money.
469
00:17:35,191 --> 00:17:37,112
Dre: Come on, Pops. Not now.
470
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,114
I just realized
how much people don't like us.
471
00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:40,115
Oh!
472
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,613
You just now realizing that?
473
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:42,784
You know those guys at the office
474
00:17:42,886 --> 00:17:44,519
would rather work
than celebrate Juneteenth?
475
00:17:44,621 --> 00:17:45,654
Juneteenth?
476
00:17:45,756 --> 00:17:47,122
Dre, when did Juneteenth
become important to you?
477
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,890
You don't even celebrate Kwanzaa.
478
00:17:48,992 --> 00:17:50,692
That's because they make us
feel like it's wack.
479
00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:53,395
They make us feel like
all of our stuff is wack.
480
00:17:53,497 --> 00:17:54,429
Kwanzaa is wack!
481
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,997
I know the guy who invented Kwanzaa.
482
00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:57,499
Owes me $35.
483
00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:58,867
Pops, think about it.
484
00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:00,902
Kwanzaa is no crazier than Christmas.
485
00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:02,571
What's that you say about Christmas?
486
00:18:02,673 --> 00:18:05,707
Okay, look, I will admit
this Juneteenth thing
487
00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:08,543
started out as a rant,
but it got me thinking.
488
00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:10,545
As much as I love the 4th of July,
489
00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:13,034
shouldn't the real Independence Day
490
00:18:13,111 --> 00:18:15,135
be the day that everybody was free?
491
00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:18,573
Pops: [Chuckling] Oh! You trying to
take away their illegal fireworks
492
00:18:18,651 --> 00:18:20,721
and a four-day weekend?
493
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,325
You must be trying
to start a race war, son.
494
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:27,095
I'm just saying I'm tired
of justifying our stuff.
495
00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:28,330
Irish people...
496
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,450
They don't beg us
to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
497
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:34,236
Well, Dre, that's because
leprechauns and green beer are fun.
498
00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:36,504
Slavery isn't easy to talk about.
499
00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:39,841
I mean, it makes people uncomfortable.
500
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,943
Mm, white people hate
being uncomfortable.
501
00:18:42,012 --> 00:18:44,713
That's why they
invented those Rockports.
502
00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:47,482
[Laughing] You know, them shoes. Yeah.
503
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,485
We do so much already
to make them feel comfortable.
504
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,254
We change the way we talk.
505
00:18:52,356 --> 00:18:53,855
We straighten our hair.
506
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,191
- We watch "Portlandia."
- Ooh.
507
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,993
- I love that show.
- Yeah.
508
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:02,063
We do everything we can do
to turn down our blackness.
509
00:19:02,132 --> 00:19:03,965
Well, we're never gonna
not have to do that, son.
510
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:06,768
Look, people are never
gonna celebrate something
511
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:09,237
they barely even want to admit happened.
512
00:19:09,306 --> 00:19:11,640
Look, I get that, but at least
513
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,843
can we have one day where
the country acknowledged it?
514
00:19:14,912 --> 00:19:19,614
It would feel like...
I don't know, an apology.
515
00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:21,950
- Wow, can you imagine that?
- Oh, hell, no.
516
00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:24,486
Instead of waiting for an apology,
517
00:19:24,588 --> 00:19:25,954
why don't we just do something?
518
00:19:26,056 --> 00:19:28,523
I mean, if we want to honor
the end of slavery,
519
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,558
then we should celebrate Juneteenth.
520
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,794
Zoey: Wait, that's what Juneteenth is.
521
00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,896
We don't celebrate the end of slavery,
522
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,650
but you wake us up early
on Cyber Monday?
523
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,768
- [Zoey scoffs]
- You are a bad black person.
524
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:40,769
Yeah.
525
00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:42,704
You know what?
526
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,439
Not anymore.
527
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,548
From now on,
528
00:19:47,009 --> 00:19:49,540
- we will be black out loud.
- Rainbow: Oh!
529
00:19:49,595 --> 00:19:52,673
Our whole family
will celebrate Juneteenth.
530
00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:53,748
- Ruby: All right.
- Boom!
531
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,483
I know where to buy strawberry soda.
532
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,953
And I make a mean red-velvet cake!
533
00:19:58,055 --> 00:20:00,279
I'll fire up the grill. That
loud and black enough for you?
534
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,424
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- I'll hang up my stocking.
535
00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:03,925
?
536
00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:05,327
Oh, buddy.
537
00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:07,357
- Mm.
- What?
538
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,128
? Oh ?
539
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:10,939
? Oh ?
540
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,108
So we were a little late this year,
541
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:17,212
but the Johnson family
finally celebrated Juneteenth.
542
00:20:17,314 --> 00:20:20,282
And as much as I want it to catch on,
543
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:24,054
maybe all we can dois try to heal ourselves.
544
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,028
? Oh, yeah ?
545
00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:28,890
So when America's finally ready
to truly apologize,
546
00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:31,931
hopefully we'll be ready
to forgive them.
547
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,868
? Oh ?
548
00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:35,697
? Oh ?
549
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:37,466
? Oh ?
550
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:39,801
?
551
00:20:39,903 --> 00:20:44,485
Pops: In 2009, Congress actually
did apologize for slavery,
552
00:20:44,595 --> 00:20:46,969
but with the following caveat.
553
00:20:47,102 --> 00:20:50,106
"Disclaimer...
Nothing in this resolution,
554
00:20:50,185 --> 00:20:52,325
(A), authorizes or supports
555
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,388
any claim against the United States,
556
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,090
or, (B), serves as a settlement
557
00:20:57,192 --> 00:21:00,031
of any claim against the United States.
558
00:21:00,081 --> 00:21:04,631
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