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Dre: People always say
they hate being labeled.
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They don't want to be seen
as just one thing.
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But let's be honest... We need labels.
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When things aren't clearly labeled,
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it can cause problems.
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Come on!
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Who put the mom jeans
in the men's section?!
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And even in families,
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labels can be a pretty useful shorthand.
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But sometimes people...
Just like pants...
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Have the wrong label...
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while others act in ways
that surprise you.
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- [Siren wails]
- [Screams]
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And that's when things get confusing.
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[Screams]
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- Oh. Mom.
- Yes.
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Uh, which one for Laura's party...
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This one or this one?
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- I like that one!
- Okay, great.
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[Chuckles]
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What? Wait, what are you
do... That's my shirt!
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Ugh!
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She's doing you a favor, baby.
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Up top.
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- Okay.
- Mm!
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What kind of party is this gonna be?
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Who's gonna be there?
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What time are you coming home?
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Dad, can you check her?
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Bow, the girl is about
to go to college, okay?
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It's basically a courtesy
that she's even asking us.
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She could've lied and
said she's gonna study.
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Could've. Didn't.
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You're welcome.
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- Up top again.
- So annoying.
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Hey! Junior. Come over here.
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- Why?
- You want to go out tonight?
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Sure. What are you in the mood for?
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Dinner, a show?
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It's been forever since we went dancing.
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[Laughs] That was so much fun!
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No, I meant with your sister.
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You want to go to a party?
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- Ooh!
- What?! Why?!
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Is this because of the shirt?
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It's not not because of the shirt.
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You guys are gonna
have so much fun. Huh?
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Trust me.
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I'm in, so long as you and I
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are still on for tomorrow
at the farmers market.
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- [Chuckles]
- Yeap.
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I've got my eye on some local honey
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that will help with my allergies.
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- I'm gonna go get changed.
- Mm-hmm.
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- This is so unfair.
- Really?
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It is.
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- He's a lame.
- Exactly.
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And I want him to keep an eye on her.
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- Bow.
- Ha.
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She's got a good head on her shoulders.
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We can trust her.
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Look, Dre, it is the end of senior year.
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- Mm-hmm.
- This is when all these kids slip up.
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They think they're grown,
but they're still dumb kids.
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- She's 17 years old, Dre.
- Yes.
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[Scoffs] I remember where I was at 17.
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- The library.
- Yes!
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Why would you s-say it like that?
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He's gonna embarrass her, Bow.
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- He's not gonna embarrass her.
- What?
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Okay. Party cloak or formal cloak?
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I don't want to look like
I'm trying too hard.
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[Hushed] Lame.
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Was that an "L"?
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Yeah, for "I love you, Junior."
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[Chuckles] He loves you so much.
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Party cloak, sweetie.
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The purple... it'll bring out your eyes.
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Tell me when to go
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Tell me when to go
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Tell me when to go
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Tell me when to go
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Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
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- Yeah?
- Hey, Pops.
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What the hell's going on over here, man?
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Nothing.
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Tell me when to go
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Are you playing E-40?
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- No!
- I didn't know you liked E-40.
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- Pops, I like E-40.
- No, you don't.
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- Yes, I...
- We'll keep the music down.
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- "We"?
- [Sighs]
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- You got somebody over here?
- No.
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Oh, hey.
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Rhonda? I didn't even
know you were in town.
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What the hell you doing here?
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Dad and I are on the mission to
find the best sandwich in L.A.
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- I like sandwiches.
- You don't like sandwiches.
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- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.
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Okay. I see how it is.
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Always the two of you.
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All right, well, look,
could you keep the music down?
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This is a civilized community.
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Sure thing, boss.
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Tell me when to go
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I love that song.
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Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
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- You found me!
- Oh, my God!
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I've been hiding for two hours.
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- Ohh!
- Two!
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- Did you find Jack yet?
- Uh, I'm still looking for him.
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[Laughs]
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You weren't looking, were you?
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- Mm?
- You forgot.
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Okay, yes, I did. I forgot.
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I have a growing
parasite inside my belly
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that is sucking all the
power from my brain.
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[Voice breaking] So you just need
to lower your expectations, okay?
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Mommy's doing her best.
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Why do they tell women
they can have it all?
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Did I win?
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I've been hiding in the
dryer for 2 1/2 hours.
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Mom stopped looking for us.
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We're forgotten children.
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Which means no one will know
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if we do the things
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that they always tell us not to do.
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You mean like join the white man's army?
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You've been hanging out
with Pops too much.
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So, what should we do first?
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Mom said never to lay
a finger on that vase!
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But we're motherless children.
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Catch!
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[Grunting]
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Hey, hey, hey
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Bounce with me
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Hey
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I'm goin' postal, global
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Coast to coast like...
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Wow! This is festive!
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I'd like to find Laura's
parents and thank them.
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Do you think they're
upstairs or downstairs?
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Or in St. Lucia.
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- Hey!
- Young woman: Hi, Zoey!
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There are no parents here?
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But there are some adults present,
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like an aunt or a trusted nanny...?
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Nope... just that guy
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who graduated from our
school two years ago.
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Okay. Dude, I'm begging you.
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Please try and be cool.
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Not a problem.
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I am cool!
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[Laughs]
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Yes! Fruit punch! Yeah!
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[Chuckles nervously] I'm not with him.
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Zoey!
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Zoey?
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I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but...
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this punch smells like Pops' room.
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I think there's alcohol in it.
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Okay, dude, this is a high-school party,
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so chill out.
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You don't have to drink it.
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All right.
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I read about this.
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It was bound to happen sometime.
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Keep a cool head.
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I'm at a rager.
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- Oh, my God.
- [Exhales]
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You're the reason they
should bring bullying back.
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Joke's on you.
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Never went away.
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Ha ha!
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[Laughs] I ain't believe that.
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Dre. Me and Rhonda are
going down to the track.
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You got some extra cash?
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Grown-ass man asking his son for money.
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Get a job, Earl!
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- Hey, Mama, don't talk to him like that.
- What?
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This man put food on our table.
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He worked his ass off for this family
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until he sued that mattress
company for reparations.
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- That's right. Thank you, Rhonda.
- Uh-huh.
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Yeah, I was a breadwinner
and a civil-rights pioneer.
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And now that I'm retired,
I've taken up mentoring
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several inexperienced gamblers
down at Hollywood Park.
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That's my daddy... philanthropic.
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Still giving back.
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Whatever. Pops,
I ain't got nothin' on me.
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That's okay... I know
where you keep the money
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- hidden in your drawer upstairs.
- Unh-unh, Earl!
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Dre's cupcake money is my petty cash!
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Earl!
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Oh, Earl!
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Why do you always defend him?
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Come on, Dre. We both
have our favorite parent.
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You chose Mom.
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That wasn't even a choice.
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She's the good one.
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Dad cheats on everything...
His taxes, his wife, Monopoly.
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The man keeps a Park
Place card in his pocket.
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Dude, Mom's hardly a saint.
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What has she ever done?!
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Okay, well, I don't know
she blew up Dad's boat.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Shot him.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Blew up his other boat.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Shot him again.
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You reachin'.
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She had an affair with Mr. Caldwell.
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[Laughs]
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My gym teacher?
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[Laughs] No. No. No way. No way.
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Now, how you think you
got an "A" in gym?
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I...
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[Grunting]
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Attaboy, Dre. You got it.
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Thanks, Coach Dad.
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No wonder he had Thanksgiving with us.
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[Voice breaking] Mama,
can I ask you something?
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This is totally normal.
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Not a big deal.
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[Chuckles] Just a few bad apples.
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Oh, my God. My student body cabinet?!
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Drew, you're the treasurer!
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Have you been treasuring drunk?
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Emily! You're the designated survivor!
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We can't both be here!
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Relax, dude. Have a beer.
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I don't need to be drunk to be cool.
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The new drunk is not being drunk.
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Okay?
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[Scoffs] Beer.
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You know that those are covered in weed?
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[Scoffs] Okay.
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No, dude, you're gonna die.
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Oh, my God. How many
am I supposed to have?
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I don't know,
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but that kid over there only had one.
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Aaaaah!
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Aaaaah!
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Oh, no. Oh, no!
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My brain hasn't finished forming yet.
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I got to throw these up.
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[Retching]
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Why can't I throw these up?!
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Does anyone here have
a tongue depressor?
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[Laughter] Why are you
all just laughing?!
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- Mama.
- Mm?
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You wouldn't believe what
Rhonda just said about you.
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She said you ran around
on Pops with my teacher.
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What?! Oh, honey, you...
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[Scoffs] You know that's not true.
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Okay, well, why would she lie?
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Everybody lies.
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Bill Clinton, Zac Efron.
262
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And don't get me started on Oprah.
263
00:09:28,905 --> 00:09:31,305
"Lose weight eating bread," my ass!
264
00:09:31,407 --> 00:09:33,741
Even Archbishop Desmond Tutu lies.
265
00:09:33,843 --> 00:09:35,776
I was sitting on an
airplane with him one time.
266
00:09:35,878 --> 00:09:38,913
Went to the bathroom, came back,
my peanuts were gone.
267
00:09:39,015 --> 00:09:40,181
And I said to him...
268
00:09:40,283 --> 00:09:43,985
Desmond Tutu, did you steal my peanuts?!
269
00:09:44,087 --> 00:09:46,821
Ma'am, my is Ahmad Rashad,
270
00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:48,589
and your hand is on my penis.
271
00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:50,491
[Gasps] Oh.
272
00:09:50,593 --> 00:09:52,426
Well...
273
00:09:52,528 --> 00:09:54,729
Mama, what are you talking about?
274
00:09:54,831 --> 00:09:56,197
I'm talking about lies!
275
00:09:56,299 --> 00:09:59,633
Like the one your sister told
about me and your gym teacher!
276
00:09:59,736 --> 00:10:00,701
Hold on.
277
00:10:00,803 --> 00:10:01,869
What?
278
00:10:01,971 --> 00:10:05,206
I never said "gym teacher."
279
00:10:06,509 --> 00:10:10,144
Mama, you were running around
on Pops with Coach Dad?
280
00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:13,614
Now I realize I was the only
one calling him Coach Dad!
281
00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:15,983
- Mama, how could you?!
- Oh, boy, don't make such a fuss.
282
00:10:16,085 --> 00:10:18,386
It was a hundred years ago,
and it was just one time.
283
00:10:18,488 --> 00:10:20,755
- One time?
- And then on and off for about two years.
284
00:10:20,857 --> 00:10:22,223
- What?!
- Oh, come on, boy.
285
00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:24,692
How do you think you passed gym class?
286
00:10:27,263 --> 00:10:30,464
Because I ran the mile
in under 22 minutes.
287
00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:32,233
288
00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:34,335
It's fun when no one cares about you.
289
00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:35,770
- Mm-hmm.
- What's next?
290
00:10:35,872 --> 00:10:40,441
Well, we've taken Mom's youth,
her joy, and her beauty.
291
00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:43,177
And now it's time to take her Enclave.
292
00:10:43,279 --> 00:10:44,512
Hit it
293
00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:47,581
[Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock's
"It Takes Two" plays]
294
00:10:50,453 --> 00:10:51,352
It takes two...
295
00:10:51,454 --> 00:10:52,920
Let's kick it up a notch.
296
00:10:54,557 --> 00:10:56,724
It takes two to make it outta sight
297
00:10:58,628 --> 00:10:59,660
[Both laugh]
298
00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:03,030
Whoo! Come on! Faster! Faster!
299
00:11:03,132 --> 00:11:05,933
One, two, three, get loose now
300
00:11:06,035 --> 00:11:07,802
One...
301
00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:08,669
two...
302
00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,171
and three!
303
00:11:10,273 --> 00:11:11,739
Whoo!
304
00:11:11,841 --> 00:11:13,707
Oh!
305
00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,709
Yeah!
306
00:11:15,812 --> 00:11:18,045
It takes two to make a thing
307
00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:19,147
Again!
308
00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:23,284
Junior, stop being so self-conscious.
309
00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:25,319
No one is looking at you.
310
00:11:25,421 --> 00:11:26,454
Are you sure?
311
00:11:26,556 --> 00:11:27,788
Positive.
312
00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,356
Just have fun, sweetheart.
313
00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:32,159
And call me if your sister
does anything stupid.
314
00:11:32,261 --> 00:11:33,661
Mm-hmm.
315
00:11:33,763 --> 00:11:36,464
Oh, my God. Junior! Are you high?
316
00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:37,832
Yes.
317
00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:40,801
Did you know these chips are
laced with cannabinoids?
318
00:11:40,903 --> 00:11:42,369
[Laughs] Uh, yeah.
319
00:11:42,472 --> 00:11:45,806
Rastaman's Pot-a-to
Chips have weed in them.
320
00:11:45,908 --> 00:11:46,740
Ohhhh!
321
00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:48,576
How many of these did you have?
322
00:11:48,678 --> 00:11:50,878
[Chuckles] You talk white.
323
00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:51,979
[Chuckles]
324
00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:53,614
And Mom thinks I'm the problem.
325
00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:55,082
[Chuckling] Hey, Mr. President.
326
00:11:55,184 --> 00:11:57,551
Can I get one for the 'Gram? Shirt off.
327
00:11:57,653 --> 00:11:59,186
Okay. [Laughs]
328
00:11:59,288 --> 00:12:00,788
Riley! Knock it off.
329
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:03,057
That's my brother, and I will ruin you.
330
00:12:03,159 --> 00:12:04,792
Junior, put your clothes on.
331
00:12:04,894 --> 00:12:07,128
Let me give the people what they want!
332
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,129
You're a mess.
333
00:12:08,231 --> 00:12:09,530
Um... here.
334
00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:11,065
Drink all of this.
335
00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:11,999
Cops!
336
00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,034
Oh, God! Come on! We have to go!
337
00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,269
Wait. Where are your shoes?
338
00:12:15,371 --> 00:12:17,138
Where are anybody's shoes?
339
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,573
Okay. I'll find them.
340
00:12:19,675 --> 00:12:21,308
I don't need shoes.
341
00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:23,711
I have no feet!
342
00:12:23,813 --> 00:12:25,613
Oh! Found them!
343
00:12:25,715 --> 00:12:27,248
We've got to g...
344
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:28,282
Junior?!
345
00:12:28,384 --> 00:12:30,184
[Police radio chatter]
346
00:12:32,622 --> 00:12:35,222
Hello, officers.
I am so glad you're here.
347
00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:37,091
I heard there's alcohol at this party.
348
00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:38,359
349
00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,050
I'd been thinking.
350
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:45,308
After all my mom went through
with Pops, who was I to judge?
351
00:12:45,318 --> 00:12:46,250
Hey, Mama.
352
00:12:46,352 --> 00:12:49,253
There's something I'd like to say.
353
00:12:49,355 --> 00:12:51,956
Look, I'm... I'm not here to judge you.
354
00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:53,724
I'm...
355
00:12:53,826 --> 00:12:55,993
I'm here to forgive you for, you know...
356
00:12:57,664 --> 00:12:59,930
your affair.
357
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,033
Forgive me?
358
00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:04,535
I don't need you to forgive me.
359
00:13:04,637 --> 00:13:07,304
Andre, men look at me.
360
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:08,572
They desire me.
361
00:13:08,641 --> 00:13:10,841
Their eyes roam my body and...
362
00:13:10,943 --> 00:13:11,909
Okay, Mama, I don't... I don't...
363
00:13:12,011 --> 00:13:13,144
I don't need to hear any more.
364
00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:15,212
Yeah, well, good,
'cause I was 'bout to get dirty.
365
00:13:15,281 --> 00:13:16,714
[Sighs]
366
00:13:16,816 --> 00:13:19,316
Look, whatever happened back in the day
367
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:20,851
is none of my business.
368
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:24,155
And I'm sorry that I blew
up at you like that.
369
00:13:24,257 --> 00:13:25,256
I guess I was just shocked
370
00:13:25,358 --> 00:13:27,925
because I always think
of you as perfect.
371
00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:31,295
Baby, ain't nothing perfect 'cept Jesus.
372
00:13:31,397 --> 00:13:33,130
And Luther Vandross' first album.
373
00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:34,265
Mm. [Chuckles]
374
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,201
But I like that you saw me that way.
375
00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:41,639
You know, Mama, maybe
this'll be better for us.
376
00:13:41,741 --> 00:13:45,009
You know, me seeing you
as a real person.
377
00:13:45,111 --> 00:13:47,912
Yeah, but I don't want you
thinking I had loose morals.
378
00:13:48,014 --> 00:13:51,482
I really did love your science teacher.
379
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:54,018
Gym teacher, Mama.
380
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,387
Oh, yeah... gym teacher. Yeah.
381
00:13:56,489 --> 00:13:58,489
Definitely, there was only one teacher.
382
00:13:58,591 --> 00:13:59,523
Ooh.
383
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,125
You won that science fair on your own.
384
00:14:01,227 --> 00:14:02,326
Yes, you did.
385
00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:05,429
Ruby: Oh, who's the winner? Yes!
386
00:14:05,531 --> 00:14:07,164
Say cheese!
387
00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:08,632
Yes!
388
00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:10,101
Mmm!
389
00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:11,068
Mmm!
390
00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,536
[Voice breaking] Damn it, Mama,
391
00:14:12,638 --> 00:14:14,805
did I earn any of my grades?
392
00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:15,740
Hm?
393
00:14:15,808 --> 00:14:18,709
394
00:14:18,811 --> 00:14:21,445
Let's make sure I don't
see your face again.
395
00:14:21,547 --> 00:14:23,514
You won't. And I am so sorry.
396
00:14:23,616 --> 00:14:25,716
And thank you so much for
bringing her home safely.
397
00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:27,485
I really appreciate it. Thank you.
398
00:14:27,587 --> 00:14:28,919
Thank you.
399
00:14:30,389 --> 00:14:32,223
Zoey, what were you thinking?
400
00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:34,191
You're lucky they
didn't put you in jail!
401
00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:37,128
You could've blown everything
been expelled from school,
402
00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:39,497
put your whole college
acceptance in jeopardy.
403
00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:40,765
But I didn't do anything.
404
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:43,901
Zoey, they do not bring
kids home in police cars
405
00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:45,302
who didn't do anything!
406
00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:47,131
You're on your way to college,
young lady!
407
00:14:47,141 --> 00:14:49,907
- Yeah.
- No, you need to make better choices!
408
00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:52,309
I'm so mad at you! I can't
even look at you right now!
409
00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,078
Go to your room! Go!
410
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,913
- Where are you going?!
- To my room!
411
00:14:56,015 --> 00:14:57,581
Right, yes! You go to your room!
412
00:14:57,683 --> 00:14:58,849
And where's your brother?
413
00:14:58,951 --> 00:15:00,117
- Ma'am?
- Yes? [Gasps]
414
00:15:00,219 --> 00:15:01,318
Is this your son?
415
00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,320
Yes, it's... this is my son.
416
00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:04,488
He just turned himself in to me.
417
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:05,523
Oh, my God.
418
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,525
Apparently, he accidentally got high,
419
00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:09,393
and he liked it.
420
00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,462
I did.
421
00:15:11,564 --> 00:15:13,063
- [Voice breaking] I'm a user.
- Oh, God.
422
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,232
Thank you, thank you so much,
gentlemen, again.
423
00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:16,934
Thank you again.
424
00:15:17,036 --> 00:15:19,336
Wha... Where... Where are
your shoes, sweetheart?
425
00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:20,871
[Crying] Mommy!
426
00:15:20,973 --> 00:15:22,791
Sweetheart, what?
427
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,676
I should've taken you dancing.
428
00:15:25,778 --> 00:15:27,244
429
00:15:27,346 --> 00:15:30,014
- [Both laughing]
- [TV plays indistinctly]
430
00:15:30,116 --> 00:15:31,215
Hey. What are you guys watching?
431
00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:32,550
- Nothing.
- [TV shuts off]
432
00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:34,785
Come on. You don't have to
be like that, all right?
433
00:15:34,887 --> 00:15:36,754
I'm with you guys.
434
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:39,356
I know Mom's not a saint.
435
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,091
I told you telling him
was a big mistake.
436
00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:42,560
Listen, I regretted it instantly.
437
00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:44,361
I thought he was strong
enough to handle it.
438
00:15:44,463 --> 00:15:45,362
Men are weak.
439
00:15:45,464 --> 00:15:47,097
Look, Pops.
440
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,233
Man, I blamed you for everything
441
00:15:49,335 --> 00:15:50,868
that went down growing up.
442
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:52,436
Why didn't you ever tell me the truth?
443
00:15:52,538 --> 00:15:53,938
Because you were always
such a mama's boy, Dre.
444
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,072
[Sighs]
445
00:15:55,174 --> 00:15:57,274
Look, you needed your
mama to be a saint,
446
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,343
and it takes a special kind of monster
447
00:15:59,445 --> 00:16:01,679
to ruin a mama for a mama's boy.
448
00:16:01,781 --> 00:16:04,148
Pops, can you stop
calling me a mama's boy?
449
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,049
Come on, Dre.
450
00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,116
All he's trying to say
451
00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:07,651
is that he wasn't gonna vilify Mom,
452
00:16:07,753 --> 00:16:09,119
- because you're...
- You're a mama's boy.
453
00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:10,588
- Hey!
- Yeah.
454
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:13,390
You should've at least
told me about Mama.
455
00:16:13,492 --> 00:16:17,161
No. It was right that I
took the hit on that.
456
00:16:17,263 --> 00:16:19,530
It's part of being a good father.
457
00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:20,965
He looked out for us, Dre.
458
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,499
He only let it slip about Mom
459
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,368
when we went scotch tasting last year.
460
00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,936
Scotch tasting?
461
00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:26,971
I love scotch.
462
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,205
- No, you don't.
- No, you don't.
463
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:30,674
Yeah, you're more of like
a... a lychee martini guy.
464
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:31,642
Eh...
465
00:16:31,744 --> 00:16:33,177
A man can't be both?
466
00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:35,379
- No.
- No.
467
00:16:35,481 --> 00:16:37,147
Look at your brother.
468
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,315
Look at that!
469
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,818
You were so busy partying
and getting arrested
470
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,355
that your brother
ate 13 marijuana chips!
471
00:16:44,457 --> 00:16:45,956
- 19.
- Oh, my God.
472
00:16:46,058 --> 00:16:48,359
Zoey, you were supposed
to be watching him!
473
00:16:48,461 --> 00:16:49,960
No, I wasn't.
474
00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:52,696
You made me take him...
And probably to spy on me.
475
00:16:52,798 --> 00:16:54,632
No! No!
476
00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:56,133
M...
477
00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:57,368
Maybe.
478
00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,570
Yes, I did. Okay?
479
00:16:59,672 --> 00:17:03,173
But obviously, you were
the one that needed watching.
480
00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:05,075
- No, she didn't!
- Huh?
481
00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:07,511
Zoey's the only reason I didn't die.
482
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:10,080
She calmed me down, got me water,
483
00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,783
and protected me while I
made myself vulnerable
484
00:17:12,885 --> 00:17:14,852
to blackmail and impeachment.
485
00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,487
- She did?
- Yeah.
486
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:17,821
She wasn't even drinking.
487
00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:19,023
And only got caught
488
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,592
because she stayed to
help me find my shoes.
489
00:17:21,694 --> 00:17:23,560
- [Gasps deeply]
- What?
490
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,262
I forgot my party cloak!
491
00:17:25,364 --> 00:17:26,297
[Gasps]
492
00:17:26,432 --> 00:17:28,132
Why do I always have to showboat?
493
00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:29,164
Oh, boy.
494
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,202
Mom, I don't know why you're
on me all of a sudden,
495
00:17:32,305 --> 00:17:34,605
but I haven't done anything that bad.
496
00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:37,341
Why would you assume I'm so terrible?
497
00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:39,510
Sweetie, I know you're not terrible.
498
00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:40,644
But you're leaving soon.
499
00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:43,113
- Mm-hmm.
- And I'm scared.
500
00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:45,616
I am scared about what might happen
501
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:47,484
if I'm not with you every day.
502
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:51,121
I still see you as a little
girl, even though...
503
00:17:51,223 --> 00:17:53,157
I know you haven't been that for years.
504
00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:54,992
You've changed, but it's just hard
505
00:17:55,094 --> 00:17:57,995
for me to see you as
something different.
506
00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:00,798
My God, sweetheart,
you are 17 years old,
507
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,001
which makes me, like, so ancient.
508
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:07,671
It's so hard to think of
me that way because I'm...
509
00:18:07,773 --> 00:18:10,441
I'm so young and... and hip.
510
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:13,043
Yeah. Hip people always say they're hip.
511
00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:14,278
- That's what I thought.
- Yeah.
512
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,646
513
00:18:15,748 --> 00:18:17,781
I can't believe the police
brought my kids home.
514
00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:19,750
Dre, I told you the kids are fine.
515
00:18:19,852 --> 00:18:21,118
I don't care about them kids.
516
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,987
- What?
- It's the neighbors.
517
00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:25,422
That Nextdoor app is
buzzing with racism.
518
00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:26,690
Yeah, well, you know what?
519
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:30,694
I just feel bad, because
Zoey is a really good kid,
520
00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:32,863
and I was trying to convince
myself that she wasn't.
521
00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:36,300
I mean, it didn't help that
the police brought her home,
522
00:18:36,402 --> 00:18:40,237
but I don't know why I
assume the worst about her.
523
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:41,672
You label people, Bow.
524
00:18:41,774 --> 00:18:43,140
When you get an idea about a person,
525
00:18:43,242 --> 00:18:44,608
it's hard for you to see the reality,
526
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:47,845
and you end up missing
the obvious clues.
527
00:18:47,947 --> 00:18:50,714
Like perfect strangers at Thanksgiving
528
00:18:50,816 --> 00:18:55,052
or getting an "A" in gym for
running a 30-minute mile.
529
00:18:55,154 --> 00:18:56,620
Okay, I don't know what
you're talking about anymore.
530
00:18:56,722 --> 00:18:57,888
Not my mom.
531
00:18:58,024 --> 00:19:00,224
She's the exact same woman
I always thought she was.
532
00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:02,226
All right, men don't look at her.
533
00:19:02,328 --> 00:19:03,260
She has no needs.
534
00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:04,161
She's a saint.
535
00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:05,162
Good night, Bow.
536
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:06,930
Good night, sweetheart.
537
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:08,799
[Muffled crying]
538
00:19:10,903 --> 00:19:12,302
Are you crying?
539
00:19:12,405 --> 00:19:13,303
Yes.
540
00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:14,304
No.
541
00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:16,040
[Crying continues]
542
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,176
Oh, my God.
543
00:19:19,278 --> 00:19:21,345
[Crying continues]
544
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:27,338
- Pops! Rhonda!
- [Doorbell rings]
545
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,273
We talked about this! Open up!
546
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,941
Can I help you, boss?
547
00:19:31,077 --> 00:19:33,192
- What are you doing here?
- [Music stops]
548
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:34,603
Nothing.
549
00:19:34,613 --> 00:19:36,233
You two are supposed to be in bed.
550
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,242
Get out of here!
551
00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,311
Oh. Suddenly, someone notices us.
552
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:40,245
Yeah, okay.
553
00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,780
Pops is gonna give you a whuppin'
554
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,415
for being in his house.
555
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:45,517
Tell me when to go
556
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,419
Tell me when to go
557
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,121
Pops!
558
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:50,689
Rhonda, you in there?
559
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:52,458
- Rhonda: No!
- Pops: No!
560
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:57,058
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