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Dre: Parents. They're how we got here.
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But none of us want to think about
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what they had to do to
each other to get us here.
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[Train whistle blows]
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Especially me.
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Because in my mind, my
mother's the Virgin Ruby.
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[Angelic choir sings]
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Now, my pops was a different story.
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After the divorce,
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he got right back into the dating game.
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Actually, according to the
show "Cheating Husband,"
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he might've jumped it by a week.
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We're too gangsta for TV
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That's why you don't see us
- Earl!
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-
And still want to be us
- Get out of that car!
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Get out of the car!
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Don't make me act a fool
in this Sizzler parking lot!
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Hold my purse, baby.
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When Mama's done,
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we'll get you some cheddar biscuits, okay?
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Aah!
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Outside of some local fame,
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Pops and the single
life got along very well.
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Dre, this is Sharon. She
might be your new mama.
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This is Cathy. She might be your new mama.
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This is Janice. She might be your new mama.
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My name is Cheryl.
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[Scoffs]
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Cheryl's needy.
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When it came to my dad,
I went with the flow.
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But my moms was so busy being my mom
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she didn't date much.
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And when she did, I was not a big fan.
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Now, Dre, be a good boy
and say hello to Frank.
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Ohh!
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[Tumbling, shouting]
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Not in my house.
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You may think I overreacted,
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but as a man, I know what men think.
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I know what men want.
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So as a son, the worst
thing your mom can say is...
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Andre, I have a man in my life.
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He's a passionate and firm lover.
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I stand corrected.
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The second worst thing.
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Synced and corrected by VitoSilans
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I wonder what type of
guy would be into Ruby?
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Deaf maybe?
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[Gasps]
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Or crazy. I can totally see crazy.
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- Crazy loves crazy.
- [Humming]
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Yeah.
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Dre, what are you doing?
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[Sighs]
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I'm self-soothing. Stop talking.
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[Humming resumes]
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I don't know what you're
freaking out about.
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I mean, we literally know
nothing about this guy.
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You're right. We know nothing.
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He could be a freak with
a dungeon in the basement.
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He's definitely a freak if he's into Ruby.
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- Eh...
- Do you think it's a sex dungeon
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or a murder dungeon?
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Is it bad that I hope it's murder?
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No. I was thinking the same thing.
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So, Ruby, you said
you met a new friend.
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Yes, a new friend who is my lover.
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- Oh.
- [Humming]
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His name is Davis.
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He owns several restaurants
and a general store.
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He's a good old-fashioned man.
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- Yeah.
- Come on, now.
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[Both laugh]
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So, where'd you meet him?
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On one of those online
dating sites... Ratch.
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Do you mean Match?
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Mnh-mnh. Ratch.
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RatchOnly.com.
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It's for women of that
certain ratchet lifestyle.
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Oh. [Laughs]
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Online dating? How?
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You don't even understand
how a drive-through works.
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What about the fillet of the fish?!
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- Ma'am, I can't hear you.
- Oh, my god.
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Could you repeat your order, please?
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Listen, you think I'm
playing with you, boy?!
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- [Horn honks]
- And a large budweiser!
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You want anything, baby?
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- [Chuckles] Yeah, get me... get me a fry, Mama.
- _
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- [Horn honks]
- He wants a large fry!
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Thank god I've got grandchildren
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who are more helpful than you.
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- _
- All right, Grandma. Let's get you back out there.
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What kind of man are you looking for?
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Oh, Idris Elba,
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Tom Selleck, Al Jarreau,
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Jesse Jackson on the balcony...
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Uh, grandma, you're being too specific.
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Fine. Jesse Jackson on any platform.
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No, we need to figure out
who you're compatible with.
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What are your likes and dislikes?
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Likes... Elizabeth Taylor's white diamonds,
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filene's basement, intimacy.
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Dislikes...
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Satan.
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Mm. Demons.
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[Sighs]
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Cilantro.
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Ruby, I cook with cilantro all the time.
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Cook? Psh.
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Dislike.
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Now, look, I know you won't understand,
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but sometimes I just need a good hug.
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I can hug you, Mama.
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Oh.
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Not the way I need to be hugged.
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Oh, my Lord!
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Lord, Lord, Lord
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Andre.
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Boy, stop all that carrying on.
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- [Humming]
- Andre!
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Davis has invited us to
dinner tomorrow night,
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and I want you there.
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Understood?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Mm-hmm.
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And, bow, if you've got work
or whatever, that's fine.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Humming]
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What... what did she just say to me?
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What... why are you
back on that dating site?
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Monitoring Grandma's profile.
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But this is a picture
of you and your profile.
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"I have 5/8 of my grown-man voice"?
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I haven't had the best luck meeting girls.
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Jack: It could be
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because you call yourself
the "Fortress of solid dude."
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Because girls love puns.
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Just so you know,
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tank-top selfies are not your strong suit.
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Well, Kiersten disagrees with all of you.
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Not only is she cute,
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but she's a fan of comic
books and message boards.
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No, she isn't, because
she's not a real person.
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You're being played.
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At best, this is a
middle-aged Nigerian man
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who wants your money or your kidney.
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You think I'm being catfished?
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Absolutely.
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I'm trusting to a fault,
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and even I know this screams Nigerian scam.
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Yeah. Have you ever FaceTimed Kiersten?
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No, but only because
she's got spotty wireless.
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- Mm, mm, mm.
- Yikes.
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So, this is how we're gonna
get to the bottom of this.
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Next time you chat,
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say something that no
geek would agree with.
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Greedo shot first.
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"Lost" finale killed it.
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Val Kilmer was the best Batman...
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You don't have to
convince us you're a geek.
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We know.
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Just save it for Kiersten.
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A.K.A. Babatunde Adebayo.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Stalling.
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I don't want to go meet my
mama's homie-lover-friend.
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Dre, go get dressed.
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What does one wear
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to meet the man that's smashing his mama?
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Get it together, Dre.
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Probably khakis.
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Pops: Hey, bow.
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Dre, this is Julie.
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She might be your new mama.
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Hey, Julie.
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Pops.
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- Hm?
- It started.
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Mom is dating.
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Oh.
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Sweetheart, would you
meet me in the guesthouse?
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And, uh, start the bath.
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Oh...
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Look here, boy. Your mama been dating.
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Which crusty old crypt keeper
we talking about this time?
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What are you talking about?
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Earl, I'd like you to meet
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my friend from Bible study, Lamont.
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Oh, hey, Lamont.
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So, how old were you when
you started writing Leviticus?
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Earl, this is my bridge partner, Nathaniel.
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Nice to meet you, Nate. Oh.
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Have a cigar.
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Earl, have you met chester?
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No, I haven't.
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But you might want to check on him.
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Wait, you mean an old
man died on our couch?
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He stopped breathing on your couch.
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He died in the hospital.
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How come nobody's told me
that my mama has boyfriends?
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Or that you have guests
over when we're not here?
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I didn't tell you nothing
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because there was nothing to tell you.
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Besides, she only parades
these chumps in front of me
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hoping I'll get jealous
and put her on my Medicaid.
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So, these guys really aren't boyfriends.
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Oh, not at your mama's age.
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- Which is your age.
- It's different for men.
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- Uh-huh.
- Older women just want companionship.
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You know, somebody to eat soup with.
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So... They're not... Uh...
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Uh...?
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- You know...
- Bangin' it out?
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- Bow!
- Hell no!
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Strictly against doctor's orders.
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These guys are just technically alive.
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Except for Chester. He's... he's dead.
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Okay. Well, why don't we step out
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Of this '50s time machine, shall we?
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This guy is very important to Ruby,
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so we are going to be nice to him
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no matter how old he is.
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Dre, this is Davis.
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I know they say black
don't crack, but damn!
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Dre, great meeting you.
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Let's have a seat.
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Okay.
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Oh, my Lord!
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Lord, Lord, Lord!
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Well, Davis seemed really nice.
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- Nice?
- Mm-hmm.
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He's a sick, perverted sex monster
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who couldn't keep his hands off my mama.
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Let's all join hands for grace.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Oh, okay.
- Dre?
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And an inconsiderate jerk
who talked over everybody.
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[Clinks glass]
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I'd like to make a toast to
Ruby and her wonderful family.
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- Oh.
- [Chuckles]
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I don't trust him.
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Well, I thought he was super handsome.
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And really sweet, and
your mom really liked him.
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Why are you defending this guy?
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I'm not defending him, I
just... I enjoyed talking to him.
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And he said a lot of things
that really landed on me.
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You know, there's nothing
that would make me happier
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than taking Ruby on a
trip around the world.
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- A... around the world?
- Mm-hmm.
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That takes a really long time.
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A really long time.
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Would you fly or sail?
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- Oh, sailing is so nice.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
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And take that lucky lady with you, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Far away.
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I just thought he was really great.
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Really, really great.
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He was a great guy. He was sweet.
261
00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,315
Bow was out of her mind.
I needed to talk to people
262
00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:03,882
who would see things
from my perspective. Men.
263
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,692
Hey, drinks tonight? My treat.
264
00:09:05,911 --> 00:09:08,047
- No.
- Oh, sorry, I can't make it.
265
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,469
I'm dealing with my mother
and her new boyfriend.
266
00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:12,350
Whoa-ho! Ruby's dating?
267
00:09:12,604 --> 00:09:13,561
'Bout time.
268
00:09:13,562 --> 00:09:16,226
You have got one curvy mom, there, Dre.
269
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,527
- Mm, mm, mm.
- He's not wrong.
270
00:09:17,638 --> 00:09:18,706
- Just sayin'.
- Even I see it.
271
00:09:18,707 --> 00:09:20,788
Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's my moms.
272
00:09:21,025 --> 00:09:22,505
What is up with guys and their moms?
273
00:09:22,506 --> 00:09:25,409
So what if she's dating?
Maybe she's lonely.
274
00:09:25,573 --> 00:09:26,652
Josh: My mom's not lonely.
275
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,778
She gets plenty of love from
her wine club and grandcat.
276
00:09:28,779 --> 00:09:30,712
Look, my mother is not lonely, all right?
277
00:09:30,746 --> 00:09:33,114
She has grandkids and...
and hobbies, probably.
278
00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:34,582
She doesn't need anyone else.
279
00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,450
And you know the worst part of this is
280
00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:38,520
is the guy is basically my age.
281
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,847
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
282
00:09:40,882 --> 00:09:42,883
See, I almost exclusively date older women.
283
00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:45,018
Listening.
284
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,952
They know how to take care of a brother.
285
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,954
You see this watch? You see this shirt?
286
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:49,889
You see this jacket?
287
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,691
Ethel Watkins all day, every day.
288
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,360
O... okay, so... so you saying
it's not really physical.
289
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,530
It's mainly about companionship and gifts?
290
00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,398
Oh, no. The Golden Girls like to get down.
291
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,833
- [Gasps]
- And the great thing about it
292
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,167
is that they can't get pregnant,
293
00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,436
won't get pregnant, and
will never get pregnant.
294
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:05,538
Oh, that's menopause right there.
295
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,739
Okay, curtis... curtis, what do you mean?
296
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:07,907
Stevens: What he's talking about, Dre,
297
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,475
is that your mom and this younger man
298
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,945
are having really risky,
unprotected, skin-on-skin sex,
299
00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,479
the most intimate kind of sex there is.
300
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,614
Stay with us, Dre.
301
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,815
Tha-tha... that's it! You know what?
302
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,116
I got to put an end to this right now.
303
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,552
Rachel, call for my car.
304
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,253
Oh, my god.
305
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,421
No.
306
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,089
What?
307
00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,291
I told Kiersten I thought
the best Marvel movie
308
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:28,927
was "The Incredible Hulk," and she agreed.
309
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,429
Do we live in a world where
310
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,764
"Captain America: The Winter
Soldier" doesn't exist?!
311
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:36,268
See? Whoever that is is
definitely scamming you.
312
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,936
No. There has to be a reason.
313
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,638
Maybe she's a big Ed Norton fan, or...
314
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,674
Maybe I was wrong.
315
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,976
Maybe "Hulk" is the best one.
316
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:48,780
Or maybe Kiersten is actually
a 40-year-old Nigerian man
317
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,582
living in an empty swimming pool in Lagos.
318
00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:53,184
So, this is what we're gonna do.
319
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:56,355
We are going to get even
and catfish the catfisher.
320
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,856
But I'm not being catfished.
321
00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:58,857
You'll see.
322
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,792
We're gonna meet Kiersten for a date
323
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,429
and see what "she" is really after.
324
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,598
Any luck, you'll be abducted.
325
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,466
326
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:11,670
I realized the best way to
confront the enemy was head on.
327
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,380
- Ooh!
- Yes!
328
00:11:13,595 --> 00:11:16,209
So I went to pick a fight.
329
00:11:17,164 --> 00:11:19,165
Oh! Come on! Dad!
330
00:11:19,199 --> 00:11:20,599
There's like two minutes to go in the game!
331
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:23,069
Sorry about that, bro.
We're not a big TV family.
332
00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:25,037
Since when? There's one in every room.
333
00:11:25,072 --> 00:11:27,739
You put one in front of
your toilet like at a hotel.
334
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,108
Nope. Just not into screens.
335
00:11:30,142 --> 00:11:31,509
Hey, man, I understand.
336
00:11:31,544 --> 00:11:32,644
- Mm-hmm.
- [Chuckles]
337
00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:33,779
Kids, tell you what.
338
00:11:33,813 --> 00:11:35,714
Next time, you won't
have to watch it on TV.
339
00:11:35,748 --> 00:11:37,683
Got these Clipper tickets
from one of my regulars.
340
00:11:37,717 --> 00:11:40,085
Oh, so you think you can just
take my kids to a Clipper game?
341
00:11:40,119 --> 00:11:41,219
Man, I don't even know you.
342
00:11:41,253 --> 00:11:42,888
No, no, no. There's six tickets.
343
00:11:42,922 --> 00:11:44,556
One for you, Bow, and the kids.
344
00:11:44,591 --> 00:11:47,459
So you can just stay at home
alone with my mama at night?
345
00:11:47,493 --> 00:11:48,660
No thanks.
346
00:11:48,695 --> 00:11:50,095
Why are you hassling Pop-Pop, Dad?
347
00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:51,162
It's...
348
00:11:51,197 --> 00:11:52,731
"Pop-Pop"?
349
00:11:52,765 --> 00:11:55,200
Yeah. Because he's twice as strong as Pops.
350
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:57,335
Well, I just started going to crossfit.
351
00:11:57,369 --> 00:11:58,804
Got some extra passes, Dre,
352
00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:00,639
if you want to get in there
and, you know, mix it up.
353
00:12:00,673 --> 00:12:02,741
I am not for sale.
354
00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:04,976
But for the sake of my children,
355
00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:07,645
I will take these Clipper tickets.
356
00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:10,414
357
00:12:11,027 --> 00:12:13,762
Hey, son. Who's that?
358
00:12:13,797 --> 00:12:15,030
Some manny that you hired
359
00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:17,266
to give your kids a decent male role model?
360
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,701
- [Chuckles]
- No.
361
00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:20,269
That's Mama's new boyfriend.
362
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,704
Say what? Him?
363
00:12:21,738 --> 00:12:23,272
- Mm-hmm.
- Wait a minute.
364
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,241
What's he doing raising
the roof with my grandson?
365
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:26,775
Because he's twice as strong as you.
366
00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:29,278
That's why the kids call him Pop-Pop.
367
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,346
Say what?
368
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,114
Davis is here to replace you.
369
00:12:32,148 --> 00:12:34,226
No, Davis got to go.
370
00:12:34,951 --> 00:12:37,353
Ohh, there he is.
371
00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:39,120
Why didn't I think of this sooner?
372
00:12:39,154 --> 00:12:42,257
Who knows more about destroying
mom's happiness than you, Pops?
373
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,058
Well, she does bring out the artist in me.
374
00:12:44,093 --> 00:12:45,993
So, what are you thinking,
hm? You gonna scare him?
375
00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:47,596
You gonna show him where Mama shot you?
376
00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,431
Cut his brake lines.
377
00:12:49,465 --> 00:12:51,499
Pillowcase-bat beating.
378
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:53,134
It's not about what I'm
gonna do to him, son.
379
00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:54,502
It's about what I'm gonna do to her.
380
00:12:54,537 --> 00:12:55,503
Ooh.
381
00:12:55,538 --> 00:12:57,272
I'm about to unleash the power
382
00:12:57,306 --> 00:12:59,641
[inhales deeply] Of the
South African krugerrand.
383
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:02,777
I suggest you take the
family to the movies tonight.
384
00:13:02,811 --> 00:13:04,912
To the movies?
385
00:13:04,947 --> 00:13:08,133
Oh, yeah. A double feature.
386
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,724
All set.
387
00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:14,626
"Kiersten" will meet us tomorrow.
388
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,262
Stop saying "Kiersten."
389
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,830
It's going to be Kiersten.
390
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,799
Sure. You keep thinking that.
391
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,601
Anyway, I told Kiersten
you'll both know each other
392
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,036
because you're both gonna be wearing...
393
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,606
now, get this... white denim jackets.
394
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,208
Like, what?!
395
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,510
And then we'll post the
whole thing on youtube
396
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,779
so that the world can
laugh at the catfisher
397
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,080
in a white denim jacket.
398
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,582
You're wrong. She's going to be there.
399
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,251
We're soul mates.
400
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,353
But in general...
401
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,988
White denim.
402
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,524
That's not something I
should be trying to pull off?
403
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,492
404
00:13:51,468 --> 00:13:55,604
Your son asked me to bring
up your plate, Quasimodo.
405
00:13:55,638 --> 00:13:57,405
What's up, baby girl?
406
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,142
Just poured myself two
glasses of cutty sark.
407
00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:02,945
Would you care for one?
408
00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:05,113
Well, you know I've never been one
409
00:14:05,147 --> 00:14:07,215
to let a cutty sark go to waste.
410
00:14:07,249 --> 00:14:09,384
Mm.
411
00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:12,354
[R&B music plays]
412
00:14:12,388 --> 00:14:13,889
Maybe we can dance a little bit.
413
00:14:13,923 --> 00:14:16,492
Your lasagna's getting cold, Earl.
414
00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,927
Well, maybe I should [Inhales deeply]
415
00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:21,129
heat things up a bit.
416
00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:23,498
Okay, now. Not the South African amulet.
417
00:14:23,532 --> 00:14:25,666
I thought you would've pawned that by now.
418
00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:30,038
Waiting for gold prices to
get back to 2010 levels, baby.
419
00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:31,506
Earl, you don't fight fair.
420
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:33,441
But I'm spoken for.
421
00:14:33,476 --> 00:14:36,378
And as much as the
krugerrand gets me going,
422
00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:38,579
it's Davis that gets me there.
423
00:14:38,614 --> 00:14:39,680
- Ugh!
- [Music stops]
424
00:14:39,715 --> 00:14:41,149
Hey, Ruby, I was...
425
00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,018
am I interrupting something?
426
00:14:43,052 --> 00:14:44,585
No. No, no, baby.
427
00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,821
Just a jackass in leggings
428
00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:51,759
that's too cheap to spring
for Cutty Sark Golden Jubilee.
429
00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:54,229
Come on, baby.
430
00:14:54,263 --> 00:14:56,863
431
00:14:56,898 --> 00:15:00,234
So, Pops had failed. I had failed.
432
00:15:00,268 --> 00:15:03,370
Maybe I could find an answer in the fridge.
433
00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:05,472
Ruby: Mm, you're so bad, Davis.
434
00:15:05,507 --> 00:15:06,773
[Giggles] Yeah.
435
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:08,608
Unh-unh. This was too much.
436
00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:11,145
I couldn't let it happen in my own home.
437
00:15:11,179 --> 00:15:13,247
I knew what my 10-year-old self would do.
438
00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:14,714
Aah!
439
00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:17,251
[Tumbling, shouting]
440
00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:18,885
Not in my house.
441
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,588
But I knew I would be tried as an adult.
442
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:22,889
So this time around,
443
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:25,859
I decided to do the more mature thing.
444
00:15:25,893 --> 00:15:28,462
Mama! I'm having a heart attack!
445
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:29,863
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
446
00:15:29,897 --> 00:15:31,464
Baby! I got you, baby!
447
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,032
Mama! Call an ambulance!
448
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,934
Oh, no, they'll never get here fast enough!
449
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,336
Get on my back! I'll carry you to Cedars!
450
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,571
I'm not a doctor,
451
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,872
but I don't think he's
having a heart attack.
452
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,040
I am a doctor,
453
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:42,908
and he's definitely not
having a heart attack.
454
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,210
I see a white light!
455
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,045
Oh, my god! There's demons in the light!
456
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,647
- Stop! Stop! Dre, enough.
- Don't go! Don't go into the light!
457
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,783
- I'm so sorry, Davis.
- [Dre and Ruby wailing]
458
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,118
You know what?
459
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,886
I think this family's got
a few issues to work out,
460
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,354
so I'm gonna... I'm
gonna leave you to them.
461
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,522
Mm. Good night, Dre.
462
00:15:56,557 --> 00:15:57,423
Ruby, I'll call you.
463
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,691
Oh, no, don't go, baby!
464
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,025
Oh, Mama! I see the light again!
465
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,360
Oh, no! I see the light again!
466
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,229
- Devil, come out! Devil, come out!
- [Whimpering]
467
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:06,465
Okay. I'm going back to sleep.
468
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,067
Was I proud of what I had done?
469
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,170
Well, I got rid of Davis
and kept his Clipper tickets.
470
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,500
You tell me.
471
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:18,872
That fake heart attack... inspired.
472
00:16:18,906 --> 00:16:21,140
The moment just came, and I ran with it.
473
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:22,275
Well, you did her a favor,
474
00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:23,510
'cause she looked ridiculous
with that young dude.
475
00:16:23,544 --> 00:16:24,511
Yes, she did.
476
00:16:24,545 --> 00:16:25,512
- Earl.
- Hm?
477
00:16:25,546 --> 00:16:26,546
We're gonna be late.
478
00:16:26,581 --> 00:16:27,681
Okay, baby. Got to go.
479
00:16:27,715 --> 00:16:28,882
- Hm?
- Going to soulcycle.
480
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:31,518
[Laughs]
481
00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:33,763
Good morning, Andre.
482
00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:34,697
Huh.
483
00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:36,366
And how are you feeling?
484
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,201
- Stronger.
- Mm.
485
00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:40,036
Yeah, it turns out it was only heartburn,
486
00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:42,405
but I really did think I
was having a heart attack.
487
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,806
No, you did not.
488
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,441
[Chuckles]
489
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,709
But I understand why you had to fake one.
490
00:16:47,743 --> 00:16:49,678
Ever since you were a little boy,
491
00:16:49,712 --> 00:16:51,413
we've always been like this.
492
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:52,647
Mm-hmm.
493
00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:54,583
You never wanted a man to
come between what we had.
494
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:55,650
Mnh-mnh.
495
00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:58,019
Which is why, out of respect for you,
496
00:16:58,054 --> 00:16:59,020
I snuck around.
497
00:16:59,055 --> 00:17:00,722
It's... you did?
498
00:17:00,756 --> 00:17:02,824
The gardener, the chimney sweep.
499
00:17:02,858 --> 00:17:04,226
Oh, baby, wake up.
500
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,327
We didn't have a garden,
501
00:17:05,361 --> 00:17:06,928
and we sure didn't have a chimney.
502
00:17:06,963 --> 00:17:08,297
- [Laughs]
- It did seem weird
503
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,365
they had Christmas dinner with us.
504
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,434
But I thought, now that you're 40,
505
00:17:12,469 --> 00:17:15,937
with four kids and a wife, of sorts,
506
00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:18,340
that you might be able to handle the idea
507
00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,441
of me being in a real relationship.
508
00:17:20,476 --> 00:17:21,442
[Chuckles]
509
00:17:22,265 --> 00:17:23,665
I really should be.
510
00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:25,667
Yeah, and it's a shame that you're not.
511
00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:28,703
But you know what? Doesn't matter anyway.
512
00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:32,308
Davis and I are over.
513
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,875
- You are?
- Yeah.
514
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:35,044
It would've been fun
515
00:17:35,078 --> 00:17:37,446
to travel around the
world with my boyfriend
516
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,282
and maybe see New Jersey.
517
00:17:40,317 --> 00:17:41,683
[Chuckles]
518
00:17:41,717 --> 00:17:44,253
I guess I'll just buy a selfie stick
519
00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:47,289
and take the Amtrak to Albuquerque.
520
00:17:47,324 --> 00:17:48,790
[Scoffs]
521
00:17:48,825 --> 00:17:50,125
Mm.
522
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,329
523
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,496
Hm.
524
00:17:54,755 --> 00:17:55,808
- Pops: Rainbow.
- Huh?
525
00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:57,022
You got any shampoo?
526
00:17:57,056 --> 00:17:58,357
I got... I... I... I got a situation.
527
00:17:58,392 --> 00:17:59,558
Oh, my god. [Laughs]
528
00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:02,027
Look, I... I thought I washed it out,
529
00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:04,263
but 10 minutes into soulcycle,
I started leaking oil.
530
00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:05,631
[Laughing]
531
00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:06,932
I'm... I'm sorry.
532
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:09,302
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing.
533
00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:10,536
But hair dye?
534
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:12,905
Really? Oh, my god.
Pops, you look ridiculous.
535
00:18:12,939 --> 00:18:14,807
I was trying to help my son.
536
00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:17,943
- Oh, you were trying to help your son.
- Mm-hmm.
537
00:18:17,977 --> 00:18:20,946
'Cause it seems like you
went to very great lengths
538
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:23,048
to come between Ruby and her man.
539
00:18:24,531 --> 00:18:25,765
- Oh.
- Too much.
540
00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:27,232
Yeah, I've been told that before.
541
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:28,567
Admit it, Pops.
542
00:18:28,602 --> 00:18:31,803
You like your floozies, but deep down,
543
00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:34,773
you want Ruby to wait for you.
544
00:18:34,807 --> 00:18:36,308
- Oh, she waits for me.
- Mm-hmm.
545
00:18:36,342 --> 00:18:38,010
In shadows with a brick or a bat.
546
00:18:38,044 --> 00:18:39,811
One time a tube sock full of batteries.
547
00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:41,679
You know why you're joking, right?
548
00:18:41,714 --> 00:18:43,115
'Cause you know I'm right.
549
00:18:43,149 --> 00:18:44,516
- [Scoffs]
- Yeah.
550
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:47,386
Ultimately, you know that
Ruby is the only one for you.
551
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,621
- I'm not saying you're wrong.
- Mm-hmm.
552
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:50,889
Just give me the shampoo
553
00:18:50,924 --> 00:18:53,225
so I can go take a shower
with my 25-year-old.
554
00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:54,626
Oh, that's disgusting.
555
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,661
Oh, hey. Hey, Davis.
556
00:18:56,695 --> 00:18:59,164
Dre, hey. Uh, what are you doing here?
557
00:18:59,198 --> 00:19:01,633
I want to apologize to you for last night.
558
00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:03,516
Nah, we're cool, man. Nothing
more to say about that.
559
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,484
No, no. No, no, no, no,
no. There is more to say.
560
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,588
Man, I almost pushed you down the stairs.
561
00:19:08,622 --> 00:19:09,923
What's that?
562
00:19:09,957 --> 00:19:13,726
Look, you clearly make my mother happy,
563
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,829
and I just need to grow up
and let her be her own person.
564
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,130
Hey, that's great, man.
565
00:19:18,165 --> 00:19:19,699
But I'm a little busy right
now, so if you could come back...
566
00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:20,900
- Okay, not...
- Ruby: Davis?
567
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:22,602
Baby, if you find my drawers... [Gasps]
568
00:19:22,716 --> 00:19:23,750
Ma?
569
00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:25,852
Oh. Andre.
570
00:19:25,886 --> 00:19:28,587
Uh, listen, th... this
is not what it looks like.
571
00:19:28,622 --> 00:19:30,389
Uh, there was a... there was a hornet
572
00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:32,892
that came toward my drawers, and then...
573
00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:35,294
Mama, this is exactly what it looks like.
574
00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:38,797
And... and I'm okay with that.
575
00:19:38,831 --> 00:19:41,066
Okay, I'm not really okay with it,
576
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,935
but if it makes you happy, it's...
577
00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,904
Thank you, baby.
578
00:19:45,938 --> 00:19:47,673
I am happy.
579
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:49,675
I'm very happy.
580
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,076
[Inhales deeply]
581
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,579
Very, very happy.
582
00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:56,048
[Shuddering]
583
00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:57,749
[Whimpers]
584
00:19:57,784 --> 00:19:59,851
Oh, my Lord!
585
00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:02,014
Lord, lord, lord!
586
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:07,139
Oh, white jacket. Boom.
587
00:20:07,174 --> 00:20:08,808
Jack: She is a he.
588
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:11,444
Diane: Who is definitely not
pulling off that white denim.
589
00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:13,413
Well, I'm going to put an end to this.
590
00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:16,082
Yeah. We're gonna want to film this.
591
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,418
Yeah. Okay.
592
00:20:18,452 --> 00:20:19,918
Your attention, please.
593
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,120
This man tried to catfish me.
594
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,121
What?
595
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,256
He was going to try to trick me
596
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,759
into giving him money, an organ,
597
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,727
and worst of all, my heart!
598
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:31,263
Which is also technically an organ,
599
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:34,199
but in this case, heart means affections.
600
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,635
As you can see, I'm flummoxed.
601
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,905
People of the coffee house, boo this man!
602
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,440
Dude, seriously?
603
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,608
Booo!
604
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,710
Why are you not booing? Come on.
605
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,311
- Boo!
- Junior?
606
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,849
Kiersten? You're real!
607
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:53,519
See, Zoey? I told you she was real!
608
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,921
My selfie game is strong.
She came here for this.
609
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:59,757
And this. And all of this.
610
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,792
[Laughs]
611
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,159
Kiersten, tell 'em
612
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:03,661
whose milkshake brought you to the yard.
613
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,030
[Laughs] Ah...
614
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,232
Kiersten?
615
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,367
- Did we get all that?
- Oh, yeah.
616
00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:16,606
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