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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,060 --> 00:00:02,960 Dre: There are certain things in life that are just true. 2 00:00:02,985 --> 00:00:05,885 Fact... the earth revolves around the sun. 3 00:00:05,886 --> 00:00:09,388 Fact... 2 times 2 is 4. 4 00:00:09,389 --> 00:00:13,588 And fact... black people aren't Republicans. 5 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:14,213 [Yawns] We just aren't. 6 00:00:14,238 --> 00:00:16,254 We vote for Democrats. [Brays] 7 00:00:16,279 --> 00:00:18,279 And it's not just an Obama thing. 8 00:00:18,304 --> 00:00:21,004 He could have drop-kicked this baby, 9 00:00:21,004 --> 00:00:23,204 and I still would have voted for him. 10 00:00:23,229 --> 00:00:27,029 But black people also overwhelmingly backed this guy, 11 00:00:27,029 --> 00:00:28,562 this guy... 12 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,196 Get down, now. 13 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,133 Hell, 91% of black people voted for this guy. 14 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:36,803 Fact... 91% of Walter Mondale's family 15 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:38,603 didn't vote for Walter Mondale. 16 00:00:38,604 --> 00:00:42,140 Sure! The other side may trot out a token black face 17 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:44,908 every now and again, but the fact of the matter 18 00:00:44,909 --> 00:00:48,912 is being a black Republican is something we just don't do. 19 00:00:48,913 --> 00:00:51,048 Ah! Hey, son. How was your day? 20 00:00:51,049 --> 00:00:52,149 Oh, great. I joined 21 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:54,385 the young Republicans club at school. 22 00:00:54,386 --> 00:00:56,821 Fact... Junior may not be a donkey, 23 00:00:57,222 --> 00:01:00,157 but he's definitely an ass. 24 00:01:00,158 --> 00:01:02,293 25 00:01:02,318 --> 00:01:05,018 26 00:01:05,096 --> 00:01:06,964 Lunch for you. 27 00:01:06,965 --> 00:01:09,534 Ah, lunch for you. [Kisses] Mm. 28 00:01:09,535 --> 00:01:11,302 [Bag rustles] Lunch for you. 29 00:01:11,903 --> 00:01:14,204 Ahh. Unh-unh. 30 00:01:14,205 --> 00:01:16,107 [Bag thuds] No free lunch for you. 31 00:01:16,108 --> 00:01:18,709 I don't want to offend your Republican sensibilities 32 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:20,777 by giving you a handout. 33 00:01:20,777 --> 00:01:23,028 [Door closes] I skipped breakfast. 34 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:24,663 Yeah, well, if you wanna eat, 35 00:01:24,698 --> 00:01:27,333 pull yourself up by your bootstraps! 36 00:01:27,367 --> 00:01:28,834 Dre, what are you doing? 37 00:01:28,868 --> 00:01:30,786 Well, Bow, we have a problem. 38 00:01:30,837 --> 00:01:33,122 Junior... Is a Republican. 39 00:01:33,124 --> 00:01:34,456 [Thud] 40 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:36,792 Well, that's okay. 41 00:01:36,794 --> 00:01:37,960 What? 42 00:01:37,962 --> 00:01:40,129 So he wants to shop at banana Republic. 43 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:42,732 They have a crazy generous return policy. 44 00:01:42,783 --> 00:01:44,367 No, no, no. You're not getting it. 45 00:01:44,401 --> 00:01:46,836 All right? He's a Republican. 46 00:01:47,216 --> 00:01:50,885 A notary public? That's a noble profession. 47 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,138 We'll save us tons of time. 48 00:01:53,172 --> 00:01:54,506 - Bow! - Hmm? 49 00:01:54,557 --> 00:01:56,424 A Republican. 50 00:01:59,678 --> 00:02:02,563 A member of the Irish Republican Army? 51 00:02:02,563 --> 00:02:04,097 - What the hell? - Okay, okay. 52 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:07,100 So if you gotta take down a couple of fish and chips shops 53 00:02:07,151 --> 00:02:08,518 to be free of British rule, 54 00:02:08,569 --> 00:02:10,120 Dre, you gotta do what you gotta do. 55 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:13,507 N-no! Ronald Reagan. Ann Coulter. 56 00:02:13,507 --> 00:02:15,558 Fox news. Tea party! 57 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:17,260 Bow! Republican! 58 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,481 - Republican? - Yes! 59 00:02:21,515 --> 00:02:22,515 - No! - Yes! 60 00:02:22,566 --> 00:02:23,683 - No! - Yes! 61 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:24,318 - No! - Yes! 62 00:02:24,369 --> 00:02:28,488 We don't do that, Dre! We are compassionate liberals 63 00:02:28,522 --> 00:02:31,357 who believe in tolerance, acceptance, open... 64 00:02:31,409 --> 00:02:33,159 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. But we're black, all right? 65 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,611 That's all that matters. We're black. 66 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,664 When did he start believing that immigrants should go back 67 00:02:37,698 --> 00:02:40,450 across the border, that evolution doesn't exist?! 68 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,618 - They should. - What? 69 00:02:41,669 --> 00:02:44,254 And it doesn't. That's just proper thinking. 70 00:02:44,288 --> 00:02:47,090 - What? - Now what's all this fuss about? 71 00:02:47,124 --> 00:02:51,043 Mom... Junior is a Republican. 72 00:02:51,043 --> 00:02:53,211 [Coffee pot clatters] 73 00:02:53,262 --> 00:02:55,379 - Well, that's fine. - What? 74 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:59,634 He wants to be a publican. A British tavern owner. 75 00:02:59,685 --> 00:03:01,436 Noble profession. 76 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:04,355 No, mama. A Republican. 77 00:03:04,389 --> 00:03:06,557 [Clenching teeth] What's that you say? 78 00:03:06,608 --> 00:03:10,478 You say "re"? As in Republican?! 79 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,364 - Uh-huh! - No, he can't be a Republican! 80 00:03:13,398 --> 00:03:15,199 [Crying] Oh, my God! 81 00:03:15,234 --> 00:03:16,984 Not a Republican! 82 00:03:17,035 --> 00:03:22,790 Oh, Jesus! Black Jesus! Sarah Palin. 83 00:03:27,329 --> 00:03:29,163 You do know "nose in a book" 84 00:03:29,214 --> 00:03:32,500 is just an expression, right? 85 00:03:32,502 --> 00:03:33,834 What do you want? 86 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:35,469 I think you might need glasses. 87 00:03:35,504 --> 00:03:37,388 You're squinting to read. 88 00:03:37,422 --> 00:03:38,973 And this morning, you almost brushed your teeth 89 00:03:39,007 --> 00:03:40,307 with the hydrocortisone. 90 00:03:40,342 --> 00:03:41,509 I'm good. 91 00:03:41,511 --> 00:03:44,845 Dad! Zoe needs glasses! 92 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:48,933 Don't listen to her. I can see fine, Dad. 93 00:03:48,984 --> 00:03:51,185 - Um... It's mommy. - I knew that. 94 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:52,619 And I'm gonna make an appointment 95 00:03:52,619 --> 00:03:54,470 with the eye doctor for next week. 96 00:03:54,521 --> 00:03:56,806 No, no, no. I can see fine... ow! [Thud] 97 00:03:57,257 --> 00:03:58,624 Aah. 98 00:03:58,675 --> 00:04:00,342 Or this week. 99 00:04:01,795 --> 00:04:03,629 [Whispers] You need glasses. 100 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,465 Experience the all-new expectation-shattering buick. 101 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:07,833 Stop, stop, stop. 102 00:04:07,884 --> 00:04:09,335 I don't like what I'm hearing. 103 00:04:09,686 --> 00:04:11,003 Uh, that's the client's copy. 104 00:04:11,054 --> 00:04:12,838 No, I hear squeaking. 105 00:04:13,189 --> 00:04:16,392 - Chair check! - Chair check! 106 00:04:16,478 --> 00:04:18,579 - No, none of ours. - I'm on it. 107 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:25,169 [Chairs rattling] 108 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,521 Really? You're gonna interrupt my pitch for this? 109 00:04:27,591 --> 00:04:29,358 What's wrong, buddy? You love chair check. 110 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:31,127 Look, man, it's my son. He's... 111 00:04:31,161 --> 00:04:32,711 Boom! Found it. 112 00:04:32,762 --> 00:04:34,463 Excellent job! [Grunts] 113 00:04:34,497 --> 00:04:37,132 Uh, sorry, Dre, you were in the middle of telling us 114 00:04:37,132 --> 00:04:38,132 your son is gay. Yeah. 115 00:04:38,183 --> 00:04:43,821 What? No. My son is not gay. He's... 116 00:04:44,156 --> 00:04:45,072 A Republican. 117 00:04:45,107 --> 00:04:46,324 [Gasps] 118 00:04:46,377 --> 00:04:49,263 Outstanding! Your son is exactly the type of young man 119 00:04:49,814 --> 00:04:51,264 that the party needs. 120 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:53,884 You're sure he's not gay, though, right? 121 00:04:53,935 --> 00:04:55,152 No, you... you don't get it. 122 00:04:55,186 --> 00:04:57,604 There are just some things that black people cannot do. 123 00:04:57,604 --> 00:05:00,838 All right? You can live in the suburbs and be cool. 124 00:05:00,873 --> 00:05:02,507 You can listen to the Dave Matthews Band 125 00:05:02,841 --> 00:05:05,209 and still be down. Love me some D.M.B. 126 00:05:05,244 --> 00:05:07,295 A black guy can marry someone white 127 00:05:07,346 --> 00:05:08,980 and still be cool. 128 00:05:09,014 --> 00:05:10,831 - Kanye, Quincy Jones... - Mm-hmm. 129 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:13,934 - Tiger Woods, Ice-t, Richard Pryor... - Okay, Charlie. 130 00:05:13,986 --> 00:05:16,370 - Cuba Gooding Jr., Seal, Taye Diggs... - Look, Charlie... 131 00:05:16,405 --> 00:05:17,788 - Charles Barkley... - Charlie... 132 00:05:17,823 --> 00:05:21,024 Keenan, Lamar Odom, Chiwetel Ejiofor... 133 00:05:21,024 --> 00:05:22,490 Hey, Charlie, look, man, 134 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,674 we don't have enough time for that. 135 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,076 Plus you didn't even get to anybody in the NFL 136 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:26,526 or the fathers 137 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,494 of the Golden State Warriors backcourt. 138 00:05:28,514 --> 00:05:30,766 [Whispers] - Klay Thompson. Look, you can do anything, 139 00:05:30,817 --> 00:05:33,251 but you can't be a black Republican. 140 00:05:33,286 --> 00:05:34,886 They are not down for us, 141 00:05:34,921 --> 00:05:36,655 so we are not down for them. 142 00:05:36,689 --> 00:05:39,124 Are you saying all Republicans are racist? 143 00:05:39,175 --> 00:05:40,308 No, of course not. 144 00:05:40,343 --> 00:05:42,244 [Under breath] But they are. 145 00:05:42,278 --> 00:05:44,246 That is bullcrap. My dad is a Republican, 146 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:46,431 and I cannot tell you how often he starts a sentence with, 147 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,116 "I'm not a racist, but..." 148 00:05:48,151 --> 00:05:50,469 [Lowered voice] Look, you just gotta do something about junior. 149 00:05:50,503 --> 00:05:52,404 You don't want him to end up an Uncle Tom. 150 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:53,755 - True that. - Why not? 151 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:57,692 I love my Uncle Tom. Okay, he wasn't actually my Uncle, 152 00:05:57,743 --> 00:06:01,680 but he was a great black guy named Jim who worked for my dad 153 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:02,998 and did everything he was told, 154 00:06:03,078 --> 00:06:04,262 even at the expense of his own community. 155 00:06:05,564 --> 00:06:07,582 Uncle Tom isn't a great thing, is it? 156 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:09,050 Both: Mnh-mnh. 157 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:10,468 [Singsongy] Zoey's getting glasses! 158 00:06:10,519 --> 00:06:12,270 I'm so excited! 159 00:06:12,321 --> 00:06:14,455 Why do you care so much? 160 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,391 Dad gave everyone great nicknames. 161 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,910 Junior's "junior," Zoey's "zo-zo," 162 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,211 you're "Party time." 163 00:06:20,262 --> 00:06:22,430 Party time, party time, party... 164 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:24,032 Stop! 165 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,851 Except me. I have the worst nickname. 166 00:06:26,885 --> 00:06:28,886 - Daddy, Daddy! - Ah, hey. 167 00:06:28,937 --> 00:06:30,738 Look at my new glasses. 168 00:06:30,789 --> 00:06:33,391 Lookin' good, Urkel. Girl Urkel. 169 00:06:33,442 --> 00:06:34,742 Gurkel! 170 00:06:34,777 --> 00:06:37,095 [Laughs] - I don't know if I like that name. 171 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:38,346 Well, it amused me for a moment, 172 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:39,697 so I guess you're gonna have to live with it 173 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,948 for the rest of your life. 174 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,266 Now I'm gonna go tell the family 175 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:43,217 what your new nickname is. 176 00:06:43,252 --> 00:06:45,553 Her new nickname is "Gurkel"! 177 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:48,923 This is my chance to ditch this nickname. 178 00:06:48,957 --> 00:06:51,526 You're not listening to a word I'm saying, Party time. 179 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,045 So hard to stand still. 180 00:06:54,079 --> 00:06:55,046 Party time! 181 00:06:58,965 --> 00:07:02,484 There was no way I was gonna let my namesake 182 00:07:02,535 --> 00:07:05,187 become an Uncle Tom. 183 00:07:05,221 --> 00:07:07,106 [Door thuds] Son, you're broken. 184 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:10,376 And me and a hundred years of negritude are gonna fix you. 185 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:12,378 Now why'd you join the young Republicans? 186 00:07:12,412 --> 00:07:15,231 Honestly, because of how I feel about Hillary. 187 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:16,643 Hillary? Come on, man. 188 00:07:16,678 --> 00:07:18,345 I know she's not the freshest candidate, but... 189 00:07:18,379 --> 00:07:21,348 No, Dad. Hillary Montgomery, a girl at my school. 190 00:07:21,382 --> 00:07:24,117 She's the secretary of the young Republicans. 191 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:27,587 Oh, you did this for a girl. Well, come on, son. 192 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,190 You can't be scaring me like that. 193 00:07:30,224 --> 00:07:32,142 And most of the time black girls don't like me. 194 00:07:32,177 --> 00:07:35,478 She's black? What is going on? 195 00:07:35,478 --> 00:07:36,362 Never mind. 196 00:07:36,397 --> 00:07:38,231 Never mind. You got a girl on the line. 197 00:07:38,231 --> 00:07:40,566 You know what, son? Here. Take her out for ice cream 198 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,535 on me this week. Whoo! Thanks. 199 00:07:42,586 --> 00:07:44,587 Oh! Do I still have to read these books? 200 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:47,473 Hell, no! Books are for nerds. 201 00:07:47,507 --> 00:07:48,691 Ha! Readin'. 202 00:07:48,742 --> 00:07:50,993 You've got you a girl. Ha ha! 203 00:07:51,044 --> 00:07:53,962 Ugh. I look like someone I wouldn't let sit with me. 204 00:07:53,962 --> 00:07:57,281 What?! No, you? Never. 205 00:07:57,332 --> 00:07:59,433 Jack? I would not be seen with you. 206 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,402 Exactly. You know what? I'm not wearing these. 207 00:08:01,436 --> 00:08:06,088 No! I mean, no. You don't have to do that. 208 00:08:06,088 --> 00:08:08,374 Why do you wanna go back to being blind 209 00:08:08,408 --> 00:08:10,260 when you can finally see the world? 210 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,443 Go on. Look how you can see the detail 211 00:08:12,443 --> 00:08:13,776 on the leaves on the trees. 212 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,962 Now look there at the restless beating 213 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,397 of the hummingbird's wing. 214 00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:18,998 - Wow. - See? 215 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,751 Yes, and finally I can. 216 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,736 [Whispers] New Gurkel. 217 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,923 - Well, I'll never need glasses. - Mm-hmm. 218 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:30,193 I can read that. I can read that. 219 00:08:30,227 --> 00:08:31,427 I can read that. 220 00:08:31,462 --> 00:08:33,646 Can you read this? 221 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,231 SIM-ple... 222 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,668 SIM-plemene-did? 223 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,520 Not so mouthy now, are we, party time? 224 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,558 - Hey. - Hey. Oh! I talked to junior. 225 00:08:46,558 --> 00:08:48,159 Okay. All right? It's all good. 226 00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:49,761 He is not a Republican. 227 00:08:50,048 --> 00:08:52,032 Oh, my God. Fantastic! What'd you do? 228 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,250 Found out he only joined that club 229 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,069 because he's hot on a girl, and it's not about her policies. 230 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,739 It's about her pair of c's. 231 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:00,940 [Laughs] 232 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:03,226 - I'm leaving you. - Hmm? 233 00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:04,994 That's worse, Dre. 234 00:09:05,028 --> 00:09:05,828 Why? 235 00:09:05,863 --> 00:09:07,330 Men are impressionable. 236 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,765 Women can get men to do anything, and it sticks. 237 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:13,920 Look at you. You're eating seaweed right now because of me. 238 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:17,390 - Seaweed is delicious. - No, seaweed is terrible. 239 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:20,393 It's seaweed. Weeds from the sea, Dre. 240 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,161 It's in the name, and you're loving it right now 241 00:09:22,212 --> 00:09:23,796 because I told you to. 242 00:09:23,847 --> 00:09:26,332 Well, junior is a lot stronger than what you think. 243 00:09:26,384 --> 00:09:28,934 Hey, Mom? Dad? This is Hillary. 244 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,436 - Hello. - Hello. 245 00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:31,854 Nice to meet you. 246 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,022 - Nice to meet you as well. - Mm-hmm. 247 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,491 Uh, so, uh, how was ice cream? 248 00:09:35,525 --> 00:09:36,942 Oh, we didn't get ice cream. 249 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:37,943 She took me to see 250 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,829 anti tax crusader grover norquist 251 00:09:39,863 --> 00:09:41,497 speak at the Reagan library. 252 00:09:41,531 --> 00:09:42,832 What? 253 00:09:42,866 --> 00:09:44,033 He was sobering. 254 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,752 Then Hillary bought me dick Cheney's biography. 255 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,454 - Mm. - It's awesome! 256 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,589 I mean, the dude destroyed Iraq, 257 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,292 got rich rebuilding it? Hero! 258 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:57,513 Then he shot a guy, and the guy apologized. Pimp! 259 00:09:57,547 --> 00:09:59,632 - Hmm. - That should be the name of his book... 260 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,184 "Dick Cheney: Hero pimp"! 261 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,104 Oh, my God. 262 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,855 Bow was right. [Crunches] 263 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:09,108 Seaweed is horrible. 264 00:10:11,119 --> 00:10:12,887 Guys, have you ever noticed 265 00:10:12,921 --> 00:10:15,356 that we live in a really nice house? 266 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,291 [Gasps] 267 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:20,361 Wow. With those new glasses, 268 00:10:20,395 --> 00:10:23,797 I'd say Zoey's even more like a girl Urkel than Diane. 269 00:10:23,848 --> 00:10:25,266 You think so? 270 00:10:25,317 --> 00:10:27,334 Line? 271 00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:30,637 [Sighs] "I'd say we have a new Gurkel." 272 00:10:30,637 --> 00:10:31,938 Yeah, new Gurkel. 273 00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:35,458 Whoa, guys, I think you're right. 274 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,643 Zo-zo's the new Gurkel! 275 00:10:37,694 --> 00:10:38,945 [Snorts] 276 00:10:38,996 --> 00:10:40,830 Oh, my God! With the snorting? 277 00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:43,182 Full Gurkel! Fantastic! 278 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:44,734 [As urkel] Did I do that? 279 00:10:44,736 --> 00:10:46,752 Ha! Hilarious! 280 00:10:46,803 --> 00:10:48,271 Diane, bedtime. 281 00:10:48,305 --> 00:10:50,439 Come on, baby. Can you do that snort for me one more time? 282 00:10:50,474 --> 00:10:51,824 Oh, yeah. [Snorts] Perfect. 283 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:54,877 Hold on. Diane, I said bedtime. Why you still standing there? 284 00:10:54,911 --> 00:10:58,380 All right, do that snort again. [Snorting] 285 00:10:58,415 --> 00:11:01,567 Urkel was the breakout character. 286 00:11:01,601 --> 00:11:03,586 What have I given up? 287 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,204 Hey, junior. [Sighs] 288 00:11:05,255 --> 00:11:07,723 Hi. Am I in trouble? 289 00:11:07,774 --> 00:11:08,424 - No. - Yes. 290 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,842 We... we just wanna talk to you. 291 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,209 - About the trouble that you're in. - [Sighs] Dre. 292 00:11:11,244 --> 00:11:14,546 Son, you cannot become a Republican because of a girl. 293 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,548 But it's about more than that now. 294 00:11:16,582 --> 00:11:18,050 I've been doing some reading, 295 00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:20,085 and, Dad, you know how you're always talking 296 00:11:20,185 --> 00:11:23,654 about hard work and personal responsibility? 297 00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:25,956 - Mm-hmm? - Republicans believe the same thing. 298 00:11:26,007 --> 00:11:27,925 - Eh, that's different. - How? 299 00:11:29,227 --> 00:11:31,662 Bow? 300 00:11:31,664 --> 00:11:33,414 Because... We are not 301 00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:36,534 close-minded reactionary gun nuts. 302 00:11:36,568 --> 00:11:37,601 Grandma and Pops are Democrats, 303 00:11:37,636 --> 00:11:40,120 and they both have guns. In - in this house? 304 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,337 - B-baby... - What? 305 00:11:41,372 --> 00:11:43,306 - Baby, one crisis at a time, okay? - Okay. 306 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,441 - We are Democrats. - Yes. 307 00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:49,295 - Why? - Bow? 308 00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:52,865 Uh... Because we believe that government can have 309 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,668 a meaningful and positive role in people's lives, 310 00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:57,754 and it's not just everyone for themselves. 311 00:11:57,805 --> 00:12:00,106 And more importantly, we're black. 312 00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:01,274 Whatever. 313 00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:03,459 I'm gonna go get started on my speech. 314 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,478 Oh, oh, oh, oh! What speech? 315 00:12:05,512 --> 00:12:07,096 Oh, Hillary's father thinks I should run 316 00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:09,365 for president of the young Republicans. 317 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,918 He said I'll make a great face of the organization. 318 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,374 [Sighs] Oh, my God. 319 00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:15,842 [Applause] And tonight's final guest... 320 00:12:15,893 --> 00:12:17,643 the current face of black Republicans... 321 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,363 Andre Johnson Jr. Welcome, Andre. 322 00:12:20,414 --> 00:12:23,483 [Applause] 323 00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:25,952 It's great to be here, Bill. Let me start by saying, 324 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,855 here's what wrong with black people. 325 00:12:28,889 --> 00:12:31,224 So bow and I thought we should meet the parents 326 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:34,176 who were pushing our son to be a Republican leader. 327 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:36,295 So, Dre, you know the game plan, right? 328 00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:38,062 We're here to reach across the aisle 329 00:12:38,064 --> 00:12:39,331 and just get to know these folks. 330 00:12:39,332 --> 00:12:41,356 We're not here to pick a fight or to judge. 331 00:12:41,356 --> 00:12:42,541 I got it. 332 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:43,792 - Okay. - I'll be on my best behavior. 333 00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:45,210 Okay. 334 00:12:46,012 --> 00:12:47,279 Oh, wow. 335 00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:49,914 Looks like Uncle Tom got himself a real nice cabin. 336 00:12:49,914 --> 00:12:51,582 We're off to a very good start. 337 00:12:51,616 --> 00:12:53,784 They don't even stand like black people. 338 00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:56,720 Thank you so much for having us over. 339 00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:59,523 - Your home is so beautiful. - Oh, thank you. 340 00:12:59,574 --> 00:13:01,158 Mom, is it all right if I give junior the tour? 341 00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:02,676 Absolutely. Have fun, kids. 342 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:04,645 [Lowered voice] Hey, take the tour, son. 343 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,764 Tell me what the gun range look like, all right? 344 00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:07,865 [Bow laughs] 345 00:13:07,899 --> 00:13:09,333 We... we don't have a gun range. 346 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:10,868 Oh! Of course you don't. 347 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:12,686 Your hearing's too good for that. 348 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,706 - 'Cause guns are so loud! - Bang-bang! 349 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,841 Okay. [Laughs] [Chuckles] 350 00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:19,509 How about some lemonade? 351 00:13:19,511 --> 00:13:21,478 Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you so much. 352 00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,345 Yeah, I-I-I prefer kool-aid if you got it. 353 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,545 - Dre, Dre. - What? 354 00:13:24,547 --> 00:13:25,546 Can you rein it in, please? 355 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,981 - I'm... I'm trying to. - Okay. 356 00:13:27,032 --> 00:13:28,082 - All right? - All right 357 00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:29,717 Wild boar bacon tart? 358 00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:30,751 Oh, isn't that nice? 359 00:13:30,802 --> 00:13:32,520 Oh, of course. Wild boar bacon. 360 00:13:32,554 --> 00:13:34,556 I guess regular bacon's not good enough for them. 361 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,089 Dre... 362 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:37,491 Mmm! Mmm! [Mouth full] Oh, my God. 363 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,278 And, of course, this is the best bacon I've ever had. 364 00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:42,413 Thank you. Hand-slaughtered. 365 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,415 Mmm. It's the fear that makes it so delicious. 366 00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:47,818 Yeah, salty and fatty. Thick as a pork chop. 367 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:51,422 - This is the Amber rose of bacon. - Okay. 368 00:13:51,473 --> 00:13:52,807 Mmm. 369 00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:59,296 Wow. This says that 70% of girls who get glasses become obese. 370 00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:01,015 Really? Let me see that. 371 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,868 Oh. You don't need to look it up. [Giggles] 372 00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:07,838 [Sighs] All right. Nap time. 373 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,807 [Sighs] 374 00:14:09,841 --> 00:14:11,225 [Groans] 375 00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:16,665 [Mouths words] 376 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,154 What are you doing? 377 00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:23,322 [Crack] 378 00:14:23,356 --> 00:14:24,790 [Deep voice] I'm Gurkel. 379 00:14:29,362 --> 00:14:30,395 [Classical music playing] Well, if you ask me, 380 00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,798 the only reason the right wing wants to enact 381 00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:36,234 a voter registration law is to deny the franchise, 382 00:14:36,269 --> 00:14:38,537 which is in direct violation of the constitution. 383 00:14:38,571 --> 00:14:41,256 I just asked where you went to college. 384 00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:43,141 [Laughs] Sorry about him. [Laughs] 385 00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:45,627 No, no, no, that's okay. I understand what's going on. 386 00:14:45,662 --> 00:14:47,346 You wonder why we're Republicans. 387 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,097 - Mm-hmm. - All right, listen, 388 00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:51,316 we recognize that it's not the "hotness," 389 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:53,251 but it lines up with our beliefs 390 00:14:53,286 --> 00:14:54,586 as small business owners. 391 00:14:54,637 --> 00:14:56,088 You own a fortune 500 company! 392 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:57,556 Yeah, well, just barely. 393 00:14:57,607 --> 00:14:59,875 I mean, it's only in the high fours. 394 00:14:59,909 --> 00:15:02,010 And with all the taxes that Obama 395 00:15:02,045 --> 00:15:03,795 is heaping on job creators... 396 00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:06,698 Oh, yeah. Blame Obama. Everybody wanna blame Obama. 397 00:15:06,732 --> 00:15:09,367 You know, there are so many perspectives in the world. 398 00:15:09,402 --> 00:15:11,002 It's so many, right? And I... 399 00:15:11,004 --> 00:15:12,804 I wanna reach across the aisle, 400 00:15:12,855 --> 00:15:15,140 and with an open mind just ask how... 401 00:15:15,191 --> 00:15:19,427 how you reconcile the whole racism thing? 402 00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:22,347 Well, it's not easy. There are some ugly voices out there, 403 00:15:22,398 --> 00:15:26,535 but the G.O.P. Is a big tent, and the world is changing. 404 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:29,921 I'm sorry. What does "G.O.P." Stand for again? 405 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:30,808 Grand Old Party. 406 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,158 And... and that didn't raise any alarms? 407 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:34,743 Admittedly, it took some getting used to. 408 00:15:34,794 --> 00:15:37,295 But the G.O.P. Is about putting family first. 409 00:15:37,297 --> 00:15:40,098 You know, I gave up my law career when we had kids. 410 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,200 Did you? Yeah, I just didn't have time for all that 411 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,452 leaning in and whatnot. [Laughs] 412 00:15:44,487 --> 00:15:47,222 I lean back into our children. 413 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,442 - Lean back. Lean back. - Right? [Laughs] Uh-oh. [Laughs] 414 00:15:50,476 --> 00:15:52,827 [Laughter] No, but it's true. 415 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:55,680 I mean, women today are always about career, career, career. 416 00:15:55,714 --> 00:16:00,402 I just think moms who are always about their jobs are... Selfish. 417 00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:01,436 Hmm. [Singsongy] Bingo! 418 00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:03,905 So you think it's selfish to save lives? 419 00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:05,840 You know I'm a doctor, right? 420 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,960 I'm actually a doctor and a mother. 421 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,846 Both! Crazy! Who the hell do you think you are? 422 00:16:11,881 --> 00:16:14,849 Yes, who the hell do you think you are? 423 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,601 - Well, I'm from Tennessee. My fa... - Hey, excuse me. 424 00:16:16,652 --> 00:16:17,436 Can a brother talk? 425 00:16:17,438 --> 00:16:19,270 Is it all right if a brother says something up in here? 426 00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:21,222 - Can a brother talk? - Uh, no one's interrupting you. 427 00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:22,923 Can you let him talk? Can a brother talk? 428 00:16:22,974 --> 00:16:24,007 Can he talk? 429 00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:24,992 Yeah! Let him talk. 430 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,410 - Thank you, baby. - Let my man 431 00:16:26,844 --> 00:16:27,995 finish his sentence. Mmhmm. 432 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,197 - It's a sentence so he can get it out. - Thank you, baby. 433 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:31,615 Mom, dad, what are you... 434 00:16:31,619 --> 00:16:33,737 You know what? No, junior, let me talk, okay? 435 00:16:33,788 --> 00:16:35,622 - Let me talk! - Hey, let her talk, okay? 436 00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:37,991 - Let your mama talk. - Let me talk. 437 00:16:37,991 --> 00:16:38,758 I'm letting you talk. 438 00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:43,061 Okay, so this may not have been our finest moment. 439 00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,145 You know what?! 440 00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:46,697 - Everybody, let everybody talk! - We're letting you talk. 441 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:48,232 Oh, really?! Really?! 442 00:16:49,588 --> 00:16:50,755 Now I can never show my face 443 00:16:50,757 --> 00:16:52,023 at the young Republicans again. 444 00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:53,773 Does that make you happy? 445 00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:55,324 A little, of the outcome, 446 00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:58,010 but I can't say we're proud of the process. 447 00:16:58,044 --> 00:16:59,628 [Lowered voice] I'm sorry if your mother 448 00:16:59,628 --> 00:17:00,962 became the intolerant person 449 00:17:00,996 --> 00:17:02,497 that we thought the Montgomerys were. 450 00:17:02,548 --> 00:17:08,203 Me? Dre, you have four bacon tarts in your pants. 451 00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:09,837 - Three, okay? Three. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 452 00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:10,972 I wish I had four. 453 00:17:11,023 --> 00:17:13,074 Damn, this is some good Republican bacon. 454 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,542 - Junior, we screwed up. - Mmm. 455 00:17:14,593 --> 00:17:16,711 And we're sorry, but these are our beliefs, 456 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,446 and we want them to be yours, too. 457 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,665 - I don't want your beliefs. - Oh. 458 00:17:20,716 --> 00:17:23,551 But I will take your pocket tarts. 459 00:17:23,553 --> 00:17:25,620 - Uh... Ruby: I heard that. 460 00:17:25,654 --> 00:17:28,840 Now see, that was a mistake. [Door closes] 461 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:29,248 What? 462 00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:31,192 Don't you know you can't force kids to believe 463 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,494 the same things you do? Mmm. 464 00:17:33,545 --> 00:17:35,546 Unless it's about Jesus. 465 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,733 Then it's his way or the highway 466 00:17:38,735 --> 00:17:39,917 To hell 467 00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:42,904 Ruby... You were so close to making sense. 468 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,522 No, Bow, she's right. 469 00:17:44,556 --> 00:17:46,541 Pops not letting me listen to reggae music 470 00:17:46,575 --> 00:17:48,926 is the reason I went through my rastafarian phase. 471 00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:53,281 472 00:17:53,315 --> 00:17:54,916 It's like when kids go off to college 473 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,134 and never seen alcohol before and they just go crazy. 474 00:17:57,169 --> 00:18:00,054 All: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 475 00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:02,757 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 476 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,593 Or... So I've been told. 477 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,696 Steering 'em away from something only makes them want it more. 478 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,031 Forbidden fruit, Missy. 479 00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:13,367 I don't think I've ever said this before in my life. 480 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:14,352 Ruby's right. 481 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,704 Yeah. I also got some ideas 482 00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:19,874 about that missing Malaysian Airliner. Pssh! 483 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:22,810 And I don't think I'll ever say it again. 484 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:24,145 I doubt it. 485 00:18:24,196 --> 00:18:26,664 So Bow and I resolved to be more balanced 486 00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,332 in how we present things. 487 00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:31,819 Junior, we just want you to know that we respect your beliefs. 488 00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:34,788 - Even if they're wrong. - Mm, and there might be certain things 489 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,991 that we don't see eye-to-eye on, but we want you to know 490 00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:38,526 that you can try new things, 491 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,927 even if we're not in love with them. 492 00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:44,031 Like, say you get into civil war re-enactments. 493 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,115 - Very weird. - Mm-hmm. 494 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,450 We'd make fun of you. Probably. 495 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,801 But we wouldn't stop you. 496 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:51,772 No. Or say one of you becomes a celtics fan. 497 00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:53,073 Really? 498 00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:54,325 Yeah. 499 00:18:54,376 --> 00:18:57,845 You would be okay with that, right? Right? 500 00:18:57,879 --> 00:18:58,929 - Right. - Right. 501 00:18:58,964 --> 00:19:01,515 Hmm. And let's say one of you girls 502 00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:03,050 met a very nice guy... Mmhmm. 503 00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,319 And decided that you wanted to stay home 504 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,954 and not have a career. 505 00:19:06,988 --> 00:19:10,457 Your mom would be perfectly okay with that. 506 00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:11,992 Right, Bow? 507 00:19:11,994 --> 00:19:14,995 Hmm? 508 00:19:14,997 --> 00:19:16,630 - Yeah. - Ah. 509 00:19:16,664 --> 00:19:18,665 Okay. All right. 510 00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:20,884 - We're really going there, huh? - [Whispers] Oh, we're there. 511 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:22,219 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 512 00:19:22,253 --> 00:19:26,673 Just like your dad would be okay if one of you 513 00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:30,844 thought "kingdom come" was Jay-Z's best album? 514 00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,846 - What? - Really? 515 00:19:32,848 --> 00:19:34,648 Jack: That album is so cool. 516 00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:36,683 [Strained voice] Perfectly okay. 517 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:39,186 I don't think this is about us anymore. 518 00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:40,270 Should we leave? 519 00:19:40,321 --> 00:19:42,723 I wanna stay and see where this goes. 520 00:19:46,623 --> 00:19:47,656 All right. 521 00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:49,792 I can't believe I'm about to ask you this. 522 00:19:49,826 --> 00:19:51,627 But how's young Republicans going? 523 00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:53,629 Actually, Dad, after much thought, 524 00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:56,548 I've decided I'm a Democrat after all. 525 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,000 - What? - I did that. 526 00:19:58,051 --> 00:20:01,386 I introduced him to one of my liberal girlfriends, 527 00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:03,505 and let's just say her "ideas" 528 00:20:03,556 --> 00:20:05,174 are bigger than Hillary's. 529 00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:07,309 - Oh. - Come on, dad. I had to. 530 00:20:07,343 --> 00:20:10,095 Republican? We just don't do that. 531 00:20:10,146 --> 00:20:12,181 [Laughs] - Way to go, Gurkel. Mm. 532 00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,484 I'm Gurkel! That's my nickname! 533 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,020 Ow! Ow. [Laughs] Hey, hey, hey. 534 00:20:18,022 --> 00:20:21,323 I'm sorry. I didn't know you liked it so much. 535 00:20:21,357 --> 00:20:22,941 I... Guess I didn't either. 536 00:20:22,992 --> 00:20:24,910 Well, since it means so much to you, 537 00:20:24,944 --> 00:20:28,363 you will be my only Gurkel from now on. Cool? 538 00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:29,498 - Thank you. - All right. 539 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,782 Well, Zoey, looks like 540 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:33,535 we're gonna have to find you another name. Uh... 541 00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:38,040 Butterfly, because you're so delicate and graceful 542 00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,374 and looking at you is so special. 543 00:20:39,425 --> 00:20:42,210 Aw, that's so sweet, Dad! I love it! 544 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:44,763 Oh, I love you, Butterfly. Hey, but you know what? 545 00:20:44,797 --> 00:20:46,965 We're gonna have to get you some contacts. 546 00:20:47,016 --> 00:20:49,551 - Because glasses are not it. - Mnh-mnh. 547 00:20:49,553 --> 00:20:51,053 Hey, go to school, Gurkel. 548 00:20:51,055 --> 00:20:52,387 All right? 549 00:20:56,512 --> 00:21:02,312 Butterfly? [Sighs] I played this one all wrong. 550 00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:05,637 551 00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:10,237 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40267

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