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BOONIE: Hey, hey, is God mad at us?
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Of course not, man.
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Why would Pops be mad?
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Look, he blessed us
with this beautiful day.
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We out here chillin'.
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You got a pocketful of weed.
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And we're about to catch
some free dinner.
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Did I mention that it was
"free" and it was "dinner"?
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Why would he be mad at us?
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'Cause I'm fishing for dinner
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in Wilt Chamberlain Lake.
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I mean, I don't mind the free food,
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but this is embarrassing.
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I don't want to be seen doing this crap.
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TRAYVON: Guys, this is a terrible idea.
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We should not be eating this fish.
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Oh, here you go with that bullshit, man.
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What, you reading some dumb shit online
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about the fish in the hood bad?
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I was reading the California Office
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of Environmental Hazard Assessment
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June 2010 report
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titled "Health Advisory
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"and Safe Eating Guidelines for Fish
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from the Wilt Chamberlain Lake."
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It's fine, Tray. It's fine.
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Pops told me.
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He blessed us with the fish so we can
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sustain and nourish ourselves.
You like to eat, right?
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- Yeah.
- Just like he blesses us with struggle.
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'Cause without struggle, we
wouldn't be strong people.
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He kind of tests our
mettle... you feel me?
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And you know what, Boon?
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You asking the right questions, dawg.
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And that makes me think, man,
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we got to get out here
and deliver the Word
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to the people that need
it that can't get to us.
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We got to take this
show on the road, dawg.
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I'm the preacher and you the deejay.
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Feel me? (chuckles)
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(grunting)
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Oh! (whooping)
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Ms. Tudi, I ain't even here
for what you think, girl.
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Oh, Heavenly Father,
please look down on us!
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Jesus Christ lying to my face.
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I know you want some money.
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Nah, don't nobody want your bread, girl.
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You can keep your little purse private.
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Mm-hmm. Then what you want?
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Oh, just a little of
your time, that's it.
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Baby, what you seem to forget
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is, for us mortals, time is money.
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You feel me?
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Look, Ms. Tudi, I finally figured out
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why Pops wanted me to
have that food truck.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, the truth has been revealed.
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Peep this out.
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We about to start
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Jesus's Church of Compton
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and Fish Taco Truck.
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Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Say that again.
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"Jesus's Church of Compton"?
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And Fish Taco Truck... yeah!
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We about to set up, give
away some bomb-ass tacos.
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I'm talking about some bomb...
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Baby, baby, what you want me to do?
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Oh, I just want you to bless the grill
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with some of your fine
and exquisitely honed
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culinary skills.
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Whoa, hold it! Hold up.
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You want me to cook for free?!
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For free? (scoffs) Girl, how absurd.
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You talkin' stupid. I don't know
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- nothing about for free.
- Jesus?
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You gonna get paid in grace.
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All right, listen, you must
need money for something.
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Where you gonna get the fish?
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Oh, the fish are caught locally.
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You better not sleep.
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I'm talking about a bonanza of fish!
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Oh, my... You telling me you got this
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out the Wilt Chamberlain Lake?
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God is a mother(bleep),
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ain't he?
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Mm...
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I'm gonna let y'all try this shit first.
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(honking)
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The hell's all this shit?
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Hey, hey! What's happening, Vic?
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Hey, come check us out, man!
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You'd better get you one of
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these delicioso fish tacos!
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You know you want one!
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Check it out!
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So a bunch of losers done
started up a new business, huh?
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Hell about to freeze over.
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MS. TUDI: Excuse me, but
who you calling a loser?
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Ms. Tudi, well, I didn't
even know you was in there.
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Mm-hmm, you'd better quit being a hater.
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Try one of these fish tacos.
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This here's our first batch.
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- Ain't no weed in there, right?
- JESUS: Of course not.
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- Ain't no weed in that, man.
- MS. TUDI: That's right.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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MS. TUDI: Mm-hmm.
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- Wow.
- (laughs)
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That's actually good.
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Yeah, man, and the crazy part
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is, Pops blessed us
with this straight from
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Wilt Chamberlain Lake.
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Wilt Chamberlain Lake?!
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Nigga, are you crazy?!
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Whoa, whoa, hold... just relax!
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This here okay.
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All I try to do is spread
joy in your life, man,
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and you keep on coming at
us like we some peons, man.
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Who you think sent your mama
that big-ass "bouquette"
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of flowers for her birthday
on Wednesday, man?
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Oh, yeah, I know it's "bouquet,"
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but I like to say "bouquette."
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Who you think did that
and put your name on it?
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You got my mama those flowers?
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You didn't do it.
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Man, I ain't even supposed
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to be revealing my infinite and divine
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powers to you like that, man.
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But I like you, Vic.
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And guess what, Vic.
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I helped him pick them.
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Yeah, I bet you feel like
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a real dick now, don't you?
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Yeah, well, where you get
my mama's info from?
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JESUS: Pops gave it to us.
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I mean, he knew it was
for a good cause, man.
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You need to quit trippin', Vic.
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Divine insight from the Big Guy
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upstairs; that's all it was.
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Bullshit.
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You's a nerd bitch hacker!
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Hey, man, when you get mad, you look
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like the hyenas on The Lion King.
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(laughter)
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Mufasa.
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Vic, Trayvon a hacker?
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He real smart, man, but
he ain't no hacker, brah.
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You niggas is a bunch
of identity thieves.
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Yeah, I hope you ain't using
the WI-FI in the complex
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to do some goddamn cyber crime.
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Nah, Vic, man, you got
it all wrong, brah.
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No, you got it all wrong, see.
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Yeah, you done went too
far this time, nigga.
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You send my mama some more flowers,
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that's your ass.
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And these tacos?
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You can have them.
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Wilt Chamberlain Lake.
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Hey, wait, wait, wait, what you doing?
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That nigga taking all the tacos.
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He's hungry, man. Let him eat.
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Oh, yeah! (laughs)
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From Galilee to Gardena.
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Cairo to Compton.
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Probably seen him hanging
around Rick Ross' neck.
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Hell, he used to be white!
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Give it up
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for Jesus Christ!
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JESUS: Come on out and get you
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some salvation!
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This baby is Jesus's Church of Compton
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and Fish Taco Truck!
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Where the food will not
only nourish your soul,
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but please your piehole.
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Can I get an amen, y'all?
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War, famine, pestilence...
who needs that shit
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when you got God's love and fish tacos?
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You ever heard of the
term "undying love"?
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That comes from the fact that
I died and undied for you.
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Came back to give you some more love.
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Loving guidance by the boatload!
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Trees, Boon! Boon, trees!
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For respect one time, y'all!
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Think I'm getting to them.
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Get fat on God's Word this Sunday
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at Jesus's Church of Compton
and Fish Taco Truck!
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Right here... get fat on God's love
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and God's Word, 'cause he got plenty.
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Ha! You love that, don't you?
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God's love is free, amen?
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But food trucks need gas.
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JASON: Yeah, we appreciate
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all these little donations
y'all are giving us.
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That's right. Where is Trayvon?
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Did he make the run to the store?
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Yeah, he been gone.
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All right.
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Come on, baby. Thank you. God bless you.
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Hello, Jesus' phone.
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I'm at the store right now.
Boonie already talked to me.
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Oh, sorry, go ahead.
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Yeah, look, I don't have
enough money for that.
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Hold on one second, hold on.
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Yeah, hello?
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Aah! Wait! That's...
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Give me that bike!
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Wait! That's my bike!
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Come back!
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Hmm.
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Ooh, look-a here.
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No, no, no, no.
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No.
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(groans)
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JESUS: Hope to see you all this Sunday,
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serving salvation and swordfish tacos!
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Jesus's Church of Compton and Fish Tacos,
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where there ain't nothing but love...
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(ringing)
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Hello.
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Hey, Victor.
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I just saw that dirty Jesus nigga.
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Yeah, yeah. You know what I found out?
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This nigga's a identity thief.
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Stole my mom's address.
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He's bad news, man.
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Well, he just rolled by
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the church in that taco truck he's got.
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You know about this?
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(laughing): Yeah, fish taco truck.
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You know those fish come out
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the Wilt Chamberlain Lake?
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Well, he's not just selling tacos.
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He's preaching the Word.
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And taking donations.
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On my turf!
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I ought to cut that nigga.
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Anybody taking money from God
in Southwest Compton is me.
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(quacking)
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Everybody want to judge.
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But if anybody qualified to
do the job, it should be me.
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I wear the robe and I'm of the divinity.
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But do you see me judge anybody? No.
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Uh, Fish, sorry to interrupt the sermon.
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What's up, Tray, what's up?
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- I got jacked. All right?
- What?
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And they stole my bike and everything.
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Oh, man, they tore that eye up, man.
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- Yeah.
- Do that hurt?
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- Aah!
- (laughs)
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That's not funny.
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Yes, it hurts. Okay?
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Listen, it was this dude.
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It was, it was two dudes, okay?
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And they had shotguns
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and there were some pit
bulls and everything.
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But that's not the worst part.
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All right?
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I dropped your phone.
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I dropped your phone
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when I was gonna go chase her...
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the-the dudes...
and then, when I went back,
261
00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:55,271
- it was gone. Someone stole it.
- (siren whoops)
262
00:08:55,272 --> 00:08:57,273
Uh-oh.
263
00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:59,008
Oh, we sorry, Officer.
We see the fire hydrant.
264
00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:00,543
We had a flat; we fixed it now.
265
00:09:00,544 --> 00:09:02,011
We on our way out, Officer.
266
00:09:02,012 --> 00:09:04,180
Have a great day. Like a taco?
267
00:09:04,181 --> 00:09:05,781
Well, I guess not. I guess not.
268
00:09:05,782 --> 00:09:06,949
Guess not.
269
00:09:06,950 --> 00:09:08,317
And let's call it quits, man.
270
00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:10,219
I'll be okay. I'm sorry to let you down.
271
00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:13,780
- Oh, just as long as you're okay, Trayvon.
- God, thank you.
272
00:09:19,229 --> 00:09:22,932
This phone has literally
billions of contacts.
273
00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:24,099
Mm-hmm.
274
00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:25,601
And famous people, look at that!
275
00:09:25,602 --> 00:09:27,169
Bill Gates. The President!
276
00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:28,571
Russell Simmons.
277
00:09:28,572 --> 00:09:30,606
Hey, man.
278
00:09:30,607 --> 00:09:31,941
You know what this means, right?
279
00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:33,943
This is proof that whatever
280
00:09:33,944 --> 00:09:35,277
that crooked nigga's up to,
281
00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:36,645
it's a whole lot bigger
282
00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:38,126
than we think, man.
283
00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:41,750
What?
284
00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:42,852
(line ringing)
285
00:09:42,853 --> 00:09:43,853
Hello?
286
00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:45,754
Judge Judy?
287
00:09:45,755 --> 00:09:47,056
Hey, baby, how you doing, sweet thang?
288
00:09:47,057 --> 00:09:48,290
Hey, come on, man.
289
00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:50,693
- You can't do that, man!
- Why not?
290
00:09:50,694 --> 00:09:52,695
She may not be the hottest
white woman around,
291
00:09:52,696 --> 00:09:54,763
but that bitch is paid.
292
00:09:54,764 --> 00:09:56,799
You don't get it, do you?
293
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,001
- This phone is probably being tracked.
- Tracked?
294
00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:01,637
Yes, tracked. FBI, CIA,
295
00:10:01,638 --> 00:10:03,205
the government... Think about it, Lloyd.
296
00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:05,174
The phone has billions
297
00:10:05,175 --> 00:10:07,743
of stolen personal contacts in it.
298
00:10:07,744 --> 00:10:09,612
We could go to jail
just for having that.
299
00:10:09,613 --> 00:10:11,280
So what do we do?
300
00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:14,041
We get this shit out of
here, is what we do.
301
00:10:19,322 --> 00:10:22,858
- Hey!
- The phone is being tracked, Lloyd.
302
00:10:22,859 --> 00:10:24,760
(mews)
303
00:10:24,761 --> 00:10:26,195
TRAYVON: I mean the phone
should be trackable
304
00:10:26,196 --> 00:10:27,784
as long as the battery's inside,
305
00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:28,964
but right now I'm not getting anything.
306
00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:30,032
I mean...
307
00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,267
Man, I'm so stupid.
308
00:10:31,268 --> 00:10:33,335
Well?
309
00:10:33,336 --> 00:10:34,937
Well, what?
310
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,672
That's barely enough for gas.
311
00:10:36,673 --> 00:10:38,207
Well, what you think the problem is?
312
00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:41,076
The problem is poor people, Jesus.
313
00:10:41,077 --> 00:10:43,112
- They ain't got no damn money.
- Okay, well,
314
00:10:43,113 --> 00:10:45,314
it ain't about the money
no way, right? I mean,
315
00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:47,349
it's about spreading the Word
and getting it out there,
316
00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:49,718
and you can't front... we had
a beautiful-ass day today,
317
00:10:49,719 --> 00:10:51,120
- Ms. Tud...
- No, we didn't, Jesus.
318
00:10:51,121 --> 00:10:53,122
This was exhausting.
319
00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:56,992
You got me up here as a fry
cook, six hours straight.
320
00:10:56,993 --> 00:10:58,928
And I'm an old girl. I mean...
321
00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:01,363
I still got it going on.
But I'm saying OGs
322
00:11:01,364 --> 00:11:02,114
can't be doing that.
323
00:11:02,115 --> 00:11:04,300
Yeah, she right. That was some
hard-ass work today, Jesus.
324
00:11:04,301 --> 00:11:06,335
BOONIE: I'm telling you,
man, God hates us, man.
325
00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:09,238
I mean, we do all this, and for what?
326
00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:11,941
I don't know. Man, I thought
Pops would at least
327
00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:14,677
gave us enough to keep this
thing going, though, man.
328
00:11:14,678 --> 00:11:16,679
Yeah. Well, he gave us $24.
329
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,080
Here. $24.
330
00:11:18,081 --> 00:11:19,982
All right, so what? It's $24,
331
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,117
- and $24 is not
- (engine hisses)
332
00:11:22,118 --> 00:11:24,153
a lot of bread.
But don't start losing faith
333
00:11:24,154 --> 00:11:26,722
right now. Come on, man.
Pops love this truck, man,
334
00:11:26,723 --> 00:11:28,223
he ordained it.
He don't want to see it stop.
335
00:11:28,224 --> 00:11:30,893
(loud thump, hissing)
336
00:11:30,894 --> 00:11:32,394
- (engine rattles, stops)
- MS. TUDI: Boonie!
337
00:11:32,395 --> 00:11:34,697
You okay, Mom?
338
00:11:34,698 --> 00:11:36,899
MS. TUDI: The hell... Boonie!
339
00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,101
Man.
340
00:11:41,471 --> 00:11:43,339
- Nigga, what'd you do?
- Hey.
341
00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,440
- Mama, I didn't...
- You did something.
342
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,221
(panting)
343
00:12:04,361 --> 00:12:06,328
Ms. Tudi.
344
00:12:06,329 --> 00:12:08,330
I don't even want to hear it.
345
00:12:08,331 --> 00:12:10,851
Mama, what a hernia look like?
346
00:12:12,869 --> 00:12:15,137
I'm sorry I let you down, big guy.
347
00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:18,140
Don't even trip, Tray,
I'm just glad you're all right.
348
00:12:18,141 --> 00:12:19,775
Let me see.
349
00:12:19,776 --> 00:12:21,176
Yeah, you're good.
350
00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:22,778
Well?
351
00:12:22,779 --> 00:12:26,115
Looks like I'll be up all night. Hey.
352
00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:28,650
I got to get some sleep.
353
00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:47,054
(engine sputtering)
354
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,801
(engine starts)
355
00:12:59,215 --> 00:13:01,583
Hey, little kitty.
356
00:13:01,584 --> 00:13:03,618
(chuckles)
357
00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:07,222
Hey, little kitty.
358
00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:08,257
(chuckles)
359
00:13:08,258 --> 00:13:09,424
Oh.
360
00:13:14,631 --> 00:13:16,632
BOONIE (over microphone):
What's up, y'all?
361
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,533
It's Taco Sundays!
362
00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:20,335
Guaranteed good taco.
363
00:13:20,336 --> 00:13:22,337
Hey, lady over there!
364
00:13:22,338 --> 00:13:24,740
Take your time and come
over here and get a taco!
365
00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:26,842
My man with the Afro playing basketball,
366
00:13:26,843 --> 00:13:29,411
stop all that, come over
here and get a taco!
367
00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:30,746
Hey!
368
00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:33,215
You... Yeah... Tac...
369
00:13:33,216 --> 00:13:35,250
And we got a special guest coming out.
370
00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:37,419
It's gonna blow your mind.
371
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,121
Hey, cross-eyed girl! Hey!
372
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,490
Wiggle over here and get
some of these taco! (laughs)
373
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:42,791
No, the truck right here!
374
00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,559
Stop going... Oh, this... Yeah.
375
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,662
(quacking)
376
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,480
- (cell phone rings)
- Oh.
377
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,137
Jesus Christ.
378
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,805
(laughs)
379
00:13:56,806 --> 00:13:58,307
I don't give a shit.
380
00:13:58,308 --> 00:13:59,875
(chuckles)
381
00:14:01,844 --> 00:14:02,844
Hello?
382
00:14:02,845 --> 00:14:04,846
Is the Pope in?
383
00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:06,848
Tell him it's Deez.
384
00:14:06,849 --> 00:14:08,383
Deez Nuts!
385
00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:09,518
(guffaws)
386
00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:11,853
- Got him.
- (chuckles)
387
00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:15,724
FEMALE VOICE: Please record
outgoing message at the beep.
388
00:14:15,725 --> 00:14:16,692
(tone chimes)
389
00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:18,126
(farts)
390
00:14:18,127 --> 00:14:19,494
(guffaws)
391
00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:21,496
BOONIE: Taco Sundays, come on over here!
392
00:14:21,497 --> 00:14:23,799
Some bonbons in the truck. Yeah...
393
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,702
Hey, Jesus, I think I know
who stole your phone.
394
00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:28,537
Not right now, Trayvon, the
show about to kick off.
395
00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:30,539
N-N-N-N-No, you need
to see this right now.
396
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,607
Look, come here.
397
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:35,577
(Trayvon pants)
398
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:38,714
JESUS: Is that Lloyd's penis?!
399
00:14:38,715 --> 00:14:40,215
TRAYVON: Yeah.
400
00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:41,750
Ugh, he got it all out and shit?
401
00:14:41,751 --> 00:14:43,752
Yeah, he does, that's not
the only thing, all right?
402
00:14:43,753 --> 00:14:46,288
This is all over all your
social media accounts.
403
00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:47,856
- Every one.
- All of 'em?
404
00:14:47,857 --> 00:14:48,957
All of 'em. Don't worry.
405
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,592
I'm-a get it handled. Okay.
406
00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:52,928
Y'all know what mother(bleep) time it is.
407
00:14:52,929 --> 00:14:55,797
It's Taco Sundays out here in the pond,
408
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:59,434
and I'm about to bring to you
the original Galilean gangster.
409
00:14:59,435 --> 00:15:05,173
Give it for your nigga and mine,
Jesus H. (bleep) Christ!
410
00:15:05,174 --> 00:15:06,842
Hey, hey, what's happening, everybody?
411
00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:09,211
I'm so glad to see y'all
here today, man. But, look,
412
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,979
before I get started,
I want to let y'all know, man,
413
00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:13,815
that all my social networking
accounts have been hacked, man.
414
00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:16,284
Somebody put some real janky
shit out there that ain't me.
415
00:15:16,285 --> 00:15:18,653
You might see an old man's
penis up there, but I promise
416
00:15:18,654 --> 00:15:20,655
we're gonna clean that shit
up as soon as possible.
417
00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,657
Somebody's just hatin', y'all.
So check this out,
418
00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:24,493
I'm gonna need everybody
to gather on round
419
00:15:24,494 --> 00:15:26,895
and have a seat right here so
I can tell you about this hate.
420
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:30,265
Jesus say sit down!
That's one of the... commandments.
421
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:33,435
See, hate is like a fire, man.
422
00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:35,737
And you don't stop a fire with fire.
423
00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:38,673
See, the way you stop hate is with love.
424
00:15:38,674 --> 00:15:40,542
Didn't nobody tell you to put
yourself out there like that.
425
00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:42,310
- That's that ego.
- MS. TUDI: All right,
426
00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:43,946
now, who's got Ms.
Tudi's Alaskan halibut?
427
00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:45,547
JESUS: 'Cause if it was your
ego, you got to let that go,
428
00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:47,349
brother. That's some bullshit.
429
00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:50,519
Ego done killed more black and
brown men than the police.
430
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,521
- Can I get an amen, y'all?
- OTHERS: Amen.
431
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:54,756
JESUS: You ever play
football, little dude?
432
00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:57,292
- Yeah.
- Okay. So, just say you got the ball.
433
00:15:57,293 --> 00:15:59,394
You runnin', you runnin' and
you jukin' and you spinnin'
434
00:15:59,395 --> 00:16:01,663
on fools. What the other
team supposed to be doing?
435
00:16:01,664 --> 00:16:04,966
- Try and tackle me.
- Okay. So, you got some fat-ass
436
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:06,768
lineman that just jumped
off and he just tried
437
00:16:06,769 --> 00:16:08,537
to tackle you but he missed.
438
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:10,739
- What you gonna do then?
- I'm-a keep runnin'.
439
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,974
What? That fool tried to tackle you.
440
00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:14,976
Is you a sucker or something?
You gonna keep runnin'?
441
00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:17,546
You ain't gonna tackle him
back? Is you a little bitch?
442
00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:20,715
- Man, of course not.
- Why not?
443
00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:22,784
Because that's stupid.
444
00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:24,453
That's revenge.
445
00:16:24,454 --> 00:16:26,621
REV. CLEVELAND: Yeah, yeah!
That was real deep, nigga!
446
00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:28,957
But-but I got a question for you.
447
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:32,661
Now, I was just enjoying
this delicious fish,
448
00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:34,996
and I was wondering where it came from.
449
00:16:34,997 --> 00:16:37,566
Oh, the fish? (chuckles)
450
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,334
The fish came from Pops.
451
00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:41,403
REV. CLEVELAND: Oh, really? Because
452
00:16:41,404 --> 00:16:43,438
I heard it came from
Wilt Chamberlain Lake!
453
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:44,806
Mm-mm.
454
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:46,408
- Oh, come on, Jesus.
- MAN: That true, Jesus?
455
00:16:46,409 --> 00:16:48,610
Now, you wouldn't lie to
the people, would you?
456
00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:50,445
Now did you or did you not
457
00:16:50,446 --> 00:16:52,080
get this fish from that nasty
458
00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:53,748
Wilt Chamberlain Lake?
459
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:55,450
Yeah, we did get the fish
from the lake, but...
460
00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:56,718
but-but it was a miracle, though.
461
00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:58,453
It was a miracle. That's right,
462
00:16:58,454 --> 00:16:59,821
ladies and gentlemen, you're eating fish
463
00:16:59,822 --> 00:17:01,356
from the Wilt Chamberlain Lake.
464
00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:03,625
Now, I'm sure that you're all gonna
465
00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:05,760
shit blood and die shortly.
But if you don't,
466
00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:07,095
Sunday
467
00:17:07,096 --> 00:17:08,897
is the Korean barbecue cookout
468
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:10,899
at the First Jesus of
Christ Church of Compton.
469
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,534
Get out of here, son.
Uh, y'all come back,
470
00:17:12,535 --> 00:17:14,269
- now, hear?
- (gagging)
471
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:18,073
Lloyd, Lloyd!
472
00:17:18,074 --> 00:17:19,641
Come here.
473
00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:21,877
Come here. Stop.
474
00:17:21,878 --> 00:17:23,845
(both grunting)
475
00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:27,349
- Oh!
- You little...
476
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,617
- monster, you...
- Give me the phone!
477
00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:30,452
- He's stealing from me!
- Okay, stop!
478
00:17:30,453 --> 00:17:33,722
- Okay, got it, yeah.
- (groans)
479
00:17:33,723 --> 00:17:35,891
It's wrong to steal
people's phones, Lloyd.
480
00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,460
And it's wrong to knock
a mother(bleep) out.
481
00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:40,395
Ooh!
482
00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:42,063
- World star!
- What the...
483
00:17:42,064 --> 00:17:44,499
(groans)
484
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,867
Mother...
485
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:48,069
(coughs)
486
00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:53,508
BOONIE: $31?
487
00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:54,910
This some bullshit, man.
488
00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,878
Yeah, I don't know, man.
489
00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:59,681
Come on, y'all. Didn't nobody
say it was gonna be easy.
490
00:17:59,682 --> 00:18:01,383
We still working the kinks out.
491
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,918
But look, man, overall, I think we
492
00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:05,387
did good, man. I think we
reached some folks today.
493
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,756
You know what, Jee?
I ain't mad no more.
494
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:09,624
But I'm tired, hear? I'm tired.
495
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,627
Hey, man, I guess I could eat
that Toxic Avenger fish, man,
496
00:18:12,628 --> 00:18:15,564
I'm just tired of this
church taco truck, man.
497
00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:18,166
Yeah, I mean, we gave
it a shot, Jee, so...
498
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:19,601
Hey.
499
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,137
- Hey.
- Hey, what you said
500
00:18:22,138 --> 00:18:23,805
back there about revenge...
501
00:18:23,806 --> 00:18:25,674
I never even really thought
about it like that.
502
00:18:25,675 --> 00:18:27,776
I just been going through a lot lately.
503
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,878
It be like that sometime.
504
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:31,513
But God gave you that ball, brah,
505
00:18:31,514 --> 00:18:33,815
and he wants you to run that (bleep).
506
00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:35,884
Don't stop. And don't
get caught up in that
507
00:18:35,885 --> 00:18:38,420
bullshit, you feel me, young brother?
508
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,588
I'm-a take your word on that.
509
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,664
This (bleep) always got to
be right about something.
510
00:18:49,665 --> 00:18:51,733
Please bless these sorry-ass followers
511
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:55,303
who don't have any faith
in me whatsoever.
512
00:18:56,939 --> 00:19:00,075
So I can expect to see all
y'all next week, right?
513
00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:01,776
Yeah, right. You want us
to come back next week
514
00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:03,778
just 'cause you saved a kid?
515
00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:05,580
God hate me, I know it!
516
00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:08,683
His little pussy-ass .38
kind of clean, though, huh?
517
00:19:08,684 --> 00:19:10,151
- (gunshot)
- Oh! - Oh!
518
00:19:10,152 --> 00:19:11,920
Hey... Nigga, what did I tell you about
519
00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:14,689
playing with guns, huh?
What'd I tell you about that?
520
00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:26,038
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