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[Organ playing]
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Senor Humberto. Now, you know you ain't
got no business trippin' with that, man.
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I got you, brah!
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[chuckles]
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[laughs]
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Lloyd: Jesus!
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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All right, Jesus. What
you got for me today?
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I've been good!
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It's all good to me, brother.
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You know the world is your, man...
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whatever you want, man.
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I need the numbers to the lotto.
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The lotto numbers? Is that
the best you can ask, man?
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I mean, there's folks out here
dying of famine and pestilence
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and you want the lotto numbers?
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Come on, man.
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You can do better that that.
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What can you give me, then?
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I got some kindness,
I got compassion and
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I got love for all mankind.
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You better get up on some of that, man.
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Don't anybody want no shit like that!
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Aw, man. Well [Bleep]
y'all's stinky ass, then, man.
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I don't stink, if I stank,
I would smell myself.
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Yes, you do stink. You smell
like ass and crackers.
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You got the nerve, walking
around with all that
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brown on, lookin' like
the UPS man... Nigga
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Wan Kenobi. Taliban, The Al-Qaeda.
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Oh, yeah?
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You look like you got a headful of
barbeque Brillo pads, Mother [Bleep]
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What?
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Yeah, you, partner.
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You can't insult me in my living room!
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[Organ Plays Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus"]
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[Bleep] you too, homeboy.
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I still love your bitch ass.
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By default, fool!
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Fish: Oh, hell, no. Yo, yo, yo, big man.
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Yo, somebody's in there.
Hold on one second.
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Hey, yo, G! 2-0's here, get up.
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What's happenin'?
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Hold on one second, sir. We'll
get that moved for you.
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Hey, Boonie, you and Jason come
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help me move Jesus' van
across the street, man.
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Nigga, right now.
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You think I'm calling you now
for you to move it later?
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Hurry up.
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All right, sir.
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My boys will be here any minute.
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Now if you'll just give me one second.
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How's your day going so far?
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[breathing heavily]
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Look, there they go right there.
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Hey, y'all, push it.
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Come on. Push it, push
it, push it, push it.
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Getting it moved for you.
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One second.
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We're getting it moved for you, sir.
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Come on, man. It's not
even 8 [bleep] o'clock.
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You trippin'.
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8:20
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Man, you know the [bleep] up part about it,
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besides this being the
Mother [bleep] son of God?!
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You out here writing these
funky-ass $79 tickets
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for street cleaning,
and look at this, man!
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Street ain't even clean!
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The least your fat ass can
do is clean up some stuff!
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Uncle Phil-lookin' Mother [bleep]
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Uncle Phil?
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"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Nigga!
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Hey, stall him out, Fish.
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Stall him out, man, for he
know not what the [bleep]
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he do, man. Look at this dude, man.
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Come on, brah. Relax.
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You feel me?
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Eugene!
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I ain't even mad at you, dawg.
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It's just a job.
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Matter of fact, I congratulate you, man,
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'cause six days sober
after 34 long years of
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hard-core drinking like you been doing...
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that's quite an accomplishment, man.
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You know, that's some superb shit.
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You feel me?
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[laughs]
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Hey, Eugene!
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Go get you colon checked, pimp.
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Boonie: Hey, man, check it out.
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I stole this out of my mama's ashtray.
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Now, that's all there is,
so let's make it last.
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Here. Light up.
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[Lighter Clicking]
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Mmm. Mmm! That's good stuff.
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You gonna pass the joint?
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I just got it, buddy.
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I'll pass it to you in a second.
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Mmm.
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Man, pass the [Bleep] weed, man!
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Damn! Can I hit some, man?!
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I just got it!
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I tell you, man, me and
the boys were talking...
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and Nigga, you smoke
all the [Bleep] weed.
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Jason: Yeah, and I don't
think you really factor in
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that somebody got to
actually pay for this weed.
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And who is that?
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Me, Boonie, Fish.
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Nigga, even Tray be frontin' you.
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Well, what happened to us getting up off
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our ass and growing our own bud, though?
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The Community Garden.
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Instead, we're on some gansta shit all the
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Mother [Bleep] time.
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We could be getting right
out the mud ourselves, man.
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Weed and vegetables...
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rutabagas, tomatoes, Spanish
onions, artichokes.
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Nigga, this is southwest Compton.
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I ain't trying to be no God damn farmer
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I know where we at.
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Man, we can't front you no more, dawg.
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You really feel like get
at me like that over a
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little funky-ass weed, though?
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I mean, you do realize I died
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for your mother [Bleep] sins, right?
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Oh, that shit getting old.
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Homey, that's my life!
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That was 2,014 years ago.
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Yeah, that's old.
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Hey, but sayin' check this out...
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we got this little lick we
gonna hit across town, right?
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Me, Jason, Boonie... we got a plan.
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There you go with the schemes and plots.
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Nigga, you not even listening!
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Hey, man, it's solid, man. We're
going to East L.A. to pick
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up a brick, and... check it out...
my mom's paying.
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Your mom's paying for it?
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That income-tax check, you
know what I'm saying?
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So you know that's gonna
by at least a pound.
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Mm-hm.
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She said all we need is
a crew like three deep.
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Now, I don't know these
Nigga's, man, but they're
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highly recommended on Instagram.
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Now, all you got to do is
drive Boonie mama car,
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and you're gonna get a cut.
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But if it's Boon Mom
car, why I got to drive?
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I mean, why you don't drive, dawg?
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Hey, my mom said I can't go.
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She don't want me on this run.
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Plus my pit bull getting
ready to have puppies.
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I wasn't there when my kids were born,
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but I'm gonna be there for my bitch.
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So, all you need me to
do is drive the car and
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watch over y'all with God's
good grace and that's it?
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That's it. I mean, hit us with one of those
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miracles, in ca... in case we need it,
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which we won't, 'cause they legit.
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- They straight up.
- Fish, man, you know I ain't in charge
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of miracles, man.
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That's pops, man.
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Just do what you do.
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- Aw, shoot.
- [siren chirps]
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Ooh.
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Hey, baby. How ya doin?
You lookin' good.
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Really Jason, him again?
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I thought we talked about
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getting high and hanging out
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with homeless dudes.
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Come on, baby.
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Don't do this in front of the homies.
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Hi, Diane!
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Girl, you hair is bangin'!
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She got the Po-Po perm.
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[laughter]
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Is this what you call
getting your life together,
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partying all the [Bleep] time?
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Coming home for a little something, drunk,
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smelling like barbecue sauce?
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She hit him with the smelling
like barbecue sauce!
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I don't want you hanging
out with these bums.
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Y punto.
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Sue! Lisa! Is this wonderful
basket of shit for me?
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Wow, ladies! Somebody
got love for their Lord
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and savior!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
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Come here, girl.
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You know I love y'all
like a [Bleep]. Come here.
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Seriously... what is it with that guy?
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You want a beer? Oh, I love y'all so much.
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Baby, that's Jesus.
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Yeah, man.
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She sitting up there, talkin'
'bout she think we need a break.
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I think she finally tired or my ass, man.
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Don't even let it happen, dawg, 'cause God
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wants y'all to be together.
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And on top of that, she's fine as Mnh!
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That's about as good as
you're gonna do, dawg.
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God told you that? He
told you He wants us to
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be together?
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Nigga, she's an atheist cop.
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Why would God care?
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Heaven if I know. But what I'm sure of is
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the fact that she good people, man,
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and she care about you, brah.
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And to be honest with you, J...
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I am your Lord and savior.
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- I can be honest.
- Yeah.
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You need a boot up them cheeks one time,
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'cause you be [Bleep] up, J, you ain't
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living up to your potential.
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Plus, y'all got the little
Black-Latin love going on, man.
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L.A. really needs to see
that shit right now, dawg.
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Trayvon: You got Maggie on line 1.
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What's happenin', Mag?
Talk good to me, baby!
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Come through 'cause we smokin,
drinkin' and chillin'
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[laughter]
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Now, why you always got to
act like that, man, when
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I ask you to do something?
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But when you're down in the dumps, who
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do you call? Ain't nobody trippin' off what
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you got on, girl. It's the
homies. We chillin'.
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All right, fo' sure. Yeah. Hey Tray?
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Yeah?
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Mag, comin' through, so
we're gonna need like
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two more six-packs of that
hard apple cider, three
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boxes of blunts. A 20-pound
bag of ice and you want
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something, dawg?
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Yeah, some Vienna sausages.
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- Red or blue can?
- Blue can.
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Okay. So, nobody has any
money for this, or...
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You know what? I wanted to
talk to you about that, man.
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I'm glad you brought that up, 'cause,
Tray, you know I love you, right?
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Right.
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- You know I'll never forsake you, right?
- Right.
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Man, I got your best
interests at heart, so I'm
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gonna need you to trust me on this, man.
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You gots... you gots to complete this
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mission, man. Pay attention. You
gots to complete this mission.
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Okay. I'm just not sure how
it works without any money.
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Shh, shh, shh. All you
need is the Holy Spirit.
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That's it.
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Okay.
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Yo, Fish! What we rollin'?
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What's happenin', pimps? [laughs]
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Mags! It's about time you got your
delinquent ass out here to
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function with the homies.
What's happenin' with you?
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Man, tell this grimy fool to
let me come up on that pickup.
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00:08:24,681 --> 00:08:27,764
Hey, look, I'm only driving. I
ain't got nothing to do with that.
250
00:08:27,892 --> 00:08:28,968
Exactly.
251
00:08:28,969 --> 00:08:31,673
Y'all ain't got nothin' to drink, man!
What y'all sippin' on, man?
252
00:08:31,674 --> 00:08:32,897
Oh, that's some bullshit.
253
00:08:32,898 --> 00:08:36,557
Aw, man. What's up with this? Don't
you know we like fine grapes?
254
00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,467
[laughter]
255
00:08:38,468 --> 00:08:40,918
Hey, that's what's up right there, man!
Hey, hey hook me up there with
256
00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:44,337
some of that brown so I can lay
these ugly bitches down. You dig?
257
00:08:44,338 --> 00:08:46,189
Heavens, no!
258
00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,265
Is this the only way I can
get y'all attention, man.
259
00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,925
Come through with a little yid-nac,
little meat. Some big-booty women.
260
00:08:51,926 --> 00:08:53,756
It helps. Nigga, pour up.
261
00:08:53,757 --> 00:08:56,481
Naw, naw, man what happened
to love and kindness, brah?
262
00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:57,988
Man, why you got be like that?
263
00:08:57,989 --> 00:09:00,854
You know what? I'm cool on y'all. I
come through spreadin' the gospel
264
00:09:00,855 --> 00:09:03,464
all the time, man, but y'all ain't
trying to hear you boy, though.
265
00:09:03,465 --> 00:09:04,907
No, y'all ain't tryin' to hear me.
266
00:09:04,908 --> 00:09:07,633
So, you know what? I don't even think I
want to let y'all hit this fine yac.
267
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,894
'Cause you minds ain't ready
and your hearts not open.
268
00:09:09,895 --> 00:09:11,777
- Hey.
- [laughs] Hey, Vic!
269
00:09:11,778 --> 00:09:13,566
What's happenin', man, you
want some of this yac?
270
00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,299
Vic: Told you niggas no
barbecuing, didn't I?
271
00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:19,217
I said it was unsanitary, right?
Didn't I say no barbecuing?
272
00:09:19,218 --> 00:09:21,478
How many times I got to keep
telling y'all the same thing
273
00:09:21,479 --> 00:09:24,361
over and over till you get it through
your blasphemous ass minds, huh?
274
00:09:24,362 --> 00:09:27,357
Okay, settle down. I mean, ironically,
the way you're speaking to Jesus is
275
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,658
quite blasphemous [laughing]
we're gonna be technical.
276
00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:32,467
Ironically, I didn't slap the shit
out of you soon as I got down here.
277
00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:33,911
Who made you the Pope, huh?
278
00:09:33,912 --> 00:09:37,453
Chill out, Vic, man. It's cool, man.
We made enough for everybody, brah?
279
00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:38,148
You want a plate?
280
00:09:38,149 --> 00:09:39,641
- Plate?
- Yeah.
281
00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:42,687
I don't want no goddamn plate. I
want y'all to obey the rules, man.
282
00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:44,265
There's no barbecuing!
283
00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:45,788
What the [bleep] is your problem, Vic?
284
00:09:45,789 --> 00:09:48,912
My problem is you need to find
another place to be a bum at, homey!
285
00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:51,800
This is my complex! I run this!
It's my job!
286
00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:53,031
No barbecuing!
287
00:09:53,032 --> 00:09:55,740
Matter of fact, you know what I've been
saying the same thing over and over to
288
00:09:55,741 --> 00:09:57,403
y'all niggas, y'all niggas
don't know how to listen.
289
00:09:57,404 --> 00:10:00,880
How many times I got to say the
same thing over and over and over?
290
00:10:00,881 --> 00:10:01,620
Check this out.
291
00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:04,125
Hey, man! What you doing, brah?!
292
00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:05,546
That's the end of that shit, ain't it?
293
00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:07,047
That's some [bleep] up shit, Vic.
294
00:10:07,048 --> 00:10:08,518
Know why it's [bleep] up?
295
00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:10,474
Because the ants...
296
00:10:10,475 --> 00:10:13,335
- got to eat.
- What the [bleep] is this about?
297
00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:15,043
Yeah, they like ribs, too.
298
00:10:15,044 --> 00:10:17,532
Vic, the homies ain't even ate yet, man!
What are you doing?!
299
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,786
Well, the homies ain't gonna eat.
Homies don't work. See them ants?
300
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,028
They work hard all day long.
Those is black ants.
301
00:10:24,029 --> 00:10:27,372
They like chicken,
watermelon, shrimp and ribs.
302
00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:29,433
Now, you know that's a
racist ass joke, Vic.
303
00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:30,594
Wash your feet.
304
00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:31,306
What?
305
00:10:31,307 --> 00:10:33,324
You look like one of those
niggas from Australia.
306
00:10:33,325 --> 00:10:35,337
I swear to God, if I wasn't on parole...
307
00:10:35,338 --> 00:10:37,030
Well, bless you too Vic!
308
00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:42,232
If God didn't love you, he'd have made
you girl looking exactly like you do.
309
00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,194
You know, I'm all right for a dude, though.
310
00:10:44,195 --> 00:10:46,610
Ooh, my! [laughs]
311
00:10:46,611 --> 00:10:49,600
Looky here, looky here! Jesus!
312
00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:50,734
[both laugh]
313
00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:54,012
Oh my sweet lord. Mm-mm-mmm.
314
00:10:54,013 --> 00:10:55,458
How you doin'?
315
00:10:55,459 --> 00:10:57,677
Too blessed to be stressed, baby.
316
00:10:57,678 --> 00:10:58,831
[both laugh]
317
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,881
Hey, Mama, hey.
318
00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:02,929
Come on in.
319
00:11:05,997 --> 00:11:09,975
Ooo, Ms. Tudi, I'm feeling
what you done with this spot!
320
00:11:09,976 --> 00:11:11,175
You like it?
321
00:11:11,176 --> 00:11:13,631
Yes, and these chandeliers is wet!
322
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,419
Chechnyan crystal, baby.
323
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:19,689
And Jesus, none of this... oh hallelujah...
would have been possible with..
324
00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:21,534
Oh, my bad, Ms. Tudi.
325
00:11:22,009 --> 00:11:23,025
Mm-hmm.
326
00:11:23,026 --> 00:11:28,117
I made these for you.. chocolate,
mint, pistachio with a dash of sea salt.
327
00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:29,533
- That's my favorite.
- All right!
328
00:11:29,534 --> 00:11:31,268
Those are for Jesus, fat ass.
329
00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:33,295
Jesus, can I get you some tea?
330
00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:34,463
Oh, yes, please, Ms. Tudi?
331
00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:35,377
All right.
332
00:11:35,873 --> 00:11:37,661
Hey, man, give me a cookie, man.
333
00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:38,271
Naw, man.
334
00:11:38,272 --> 00:11:40,677
I prayed for the cookie, man.
335
00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:45,490
I said no cookie, Boonie!
Sit your fat ass down!
336
00:11:45,491 --> 00:11:46,614
Sit down.
337
00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:51,432
Jesus, you're still gonna be able to
do that thing for me later, right?
338
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:52,129
That pickup?
339
00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:52,799
Mm-hmm.
340
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,548
Oh, Ms. Tudi, real "G" like you in
these streets don't need no problem
341
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,751
gettin' no weed, though.
342
00:11:57,752 --> 00:11:59,761
Well, but, Jesus, my clientele...
343
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,409
- Yoga bitch you...
- My clientele, nigga...
344
00:12:03,061 --> 00:12:06,914
come to me for the best weed... and I
hear these guys got the best weed.
345
00:12:06,915 --> 00:12:08,159
Then why Boonie can't go?
346
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,887
'Cause he bad luck... that's why!
347
00:12:09,888 --> 00:12:11,275
Fine. I don't want to go.
348
00:12:11,276 --> 00:12:13,368
Oh, I know you didn't. 'Cause you're lazy.
349
00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:17,939
You're a fat, bad-luck-having
lazy nigga like your father.
350
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:20,744
Ms. Tudi, you know, you really
be going to hard on that boy.
351
00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:22,131
Oh, you think I'm hard on him?
352
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:26,550
This is a Romanian
Ultrasuede Llama-skin sofa.
353
00:12:26,551 --> 00:12:29,985
- That's nice!
- Yeah, with an ass-sized crater in it.
354
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,185
Is that what that is?
355
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:33,952
Mm-hmm.
356
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,404
I thought it was part of the design.
357
00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:36,820
No, that's his ass crack.
358
00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:37,720
Damn, Boonie!
359
00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:39,272
Now, listen Jesus...
360
00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:42,470
You d... tsk!
361
00:12:42,897 --> 00:12:48,082
Mmm. Now, Jesus, you're the only one
I trust with my money and my car.
362
00:12:48,566 --> 00:12:50,108
[sighs]
363
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,701
Workin', workin', workin
364
00:12:53,823 --> 00:12:54,706
What's that?
365
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,655
Fish, is that a firearm?!
366
00:12:56,656 --> 00:13:00,790
Technically, this is a homemade
marble-shooting pistol. Not a firearm.
367
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:03,217
So, legally, I can't catch
a gun case for this.
368
00:13:03,218 --> 00:13:05,099
But it'll light somebody ass up.
369
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,376
Man, I thought you said
these dudes was cool, man.
370
00:13:07,377 --> 00:13:08,891
You know I don't like guns, man.
371
00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,756
Oh, yeah, they cool, but now we cool, too!
372
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,607
I already told you they come
highly recommended online.
373
00:13:13,608 --> 00:13:15,302
They got 1,500 followers.
374
00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:16,994
What's up with that mask, Maggs?
375
00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,562
What you guys didn't bring masks?
376
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:19,251
Hell, no.
377
00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:22,633
We're gonna do some janky shit. When
you're doing janky shit, you wear a mask!
378
00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:26,446
Surprise, mother [bleep] get your bitch
ass out the car. Now... come on!
379
00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:30,086
- Get your ass out the car!
- Get your ass up against the wall!
380
00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:31,244
Hurry up! Go!
381
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,737
Get your ass up against the wall!
382
00:13:32,738 --> 00:13:35,000
You look like you're praying
too, spring break bitch.
383
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:36,411
Get your hands up against the wall!
384
00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:38,649
Hey, hey, do you gentleman
consent to a quick search?
385
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:39,161
Yes, sir!
386
00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:40,101
And the bitch, too.
387
00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:41,016
Where the money at?
388
00:13:41,017 --> 00:13:43,810
Give me that jacket. Give me that jacket.
389
00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:47,857
Take it off! Oh it looks like 2 G's.
Thanks for paying in advance.
390
00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:50,830
Pleasure doing business with you bitches.
391
00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:54,072
Damn! We got set up, man!
392
00:13:54,073 --> 00:13:57,001
They're cool, huh, Fish?
They're cool, huh?
393
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,030
Highly recommended online, J?
394
00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:02,300
Fish, man, what the... what are you doing?
395
00:14:03,169 --> 00:14:05,808
What the hell? Are you kidding me?
Bitch move your car!
396
00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:07,205
- Move your car!
- Move your car, bitch, or I
397
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,824
- swear to God I'll shoot this...
- Whole mother... move!
398
00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:11,877
Pretty please, move your car, bitch!
399
00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:12,789
Oh hell. My bad.
400
00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:14,054
Shut the [bleep] up and turn around!
401
00:14:14,055 --> 00:14:14,962
Turn around!
402
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,611
Drop the gun. Drop it!
403
00:14:16,612 --> 00:14:17,338
My bad, dawg.
404
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,604
Turn around and shut the [bleep] up!
405
00:14:18,605 --> 00:14:19,301
We're cool.
406
00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:21,062
Take the masks off, all y'all!
407
00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:24,728
- Hey, it's white boys!
- White boys!
408
00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:26,238
With some fake-ass guns.
409
00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:29,101
Michael, Chandler, Ross...
410
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,428
I am so disappointed in all you!
411
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,403
Do you know how mad your mother
would be if she found out you
412
00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:36,311
was out here doing gansta-shit
instead of at water polo lessons?
413
00:14:36,312 --> 00:14:37,019
Huh!
414
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,723
Are y'all familiar with the wrath of God!
415
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:41,257
- Where the money at?!
- Where the weed at?
416
00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:42,662
- Cough up the money.
- Where the weed?
417
00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:43,788
The weed's in the trunk!
418
00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:45,055
Hey, we got the Boonie mama money.
419
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:46,167
Right there, right there.
420
00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:46,850
I got it.
421
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,078
You want to be a thug?!
422
00:14:48,079 --> 00:14:50,298
How 'bout a [bleep] marble
to your temple, boy!
423
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:50,899
Huh!
424
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,723
Marble?
425
00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:53,510
Shut the [bleep] up!
426
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:56,158
Ross, Chandler, Michael...
427
00:14:56,159 --> 00:15:01,000
Man, I swear to pops I want to
put my holy hand down on y'all.
428
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,801
But you know what? I'm not,
'cause I'll forgive you.
429
00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:06,847
Look at you, man. Calm down. Look at him.
430
00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:08,853
He's just cute, like a little smurf, huh?
431
00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:10,981
Come on. Let's bust a move, Fish.
432
00:15:13,571 --> 00:15:14,723
Come on, Fish!
433
00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:17,626
Come on, Fish!
434
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,034
Jesus, your robe!
435
00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:23,203
Shoot!
436
00:15:23,224 --> 00:15:25,246
[tires screech]
437
00:15:29,288 --> 00:15:30,958
Yeah, we got about an elbow of that good
438
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:33,401
white-boy weed and all
of Boonie's Mama money.
439
00:15:33,402 --> 00:15:34,491
We won!
440
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,989
Where the [bleep] is the money?
441
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,545
I went on and let the white boys have it.
442
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,346
You did what?
443
00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:42,573
Nigga, you magically went in my pockets
and gave the white boys the [bleep] money?
444
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,496
That's a God damn miracle in reverse, man!
445
00:15:44,497 --> 00:15:46,159
[siren wails]
446
00:15:46,339 --> 00:15:47,866
Show me those hands!
447
00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,694
- There you go.
- Out of the car... now!
448
00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:51,917
No, it's cool we don't need your
help, Officer... we're good here.
449
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,482
We're straight, man. Come on, man.
450
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:55,492
Jesus Christ, get out of the [bleep] car!
451
00:15:55,493 --> 00:15:58,087
Brah, I like it here, it's cool, bro.
I like it in here.
452
00:15:58,088 --> 00:15:59,177
Stop resisting arrest.
453
00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:01,969
I'm not resisting! I'm not resisting!
454
00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:02,909
God damn it!
455
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:06,542
I surrender! I surrender! Ahh, ohh.
456
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:11,994
- Hi, Dianne!
- He was with you wasn't he?
457
00:16:11,995 --> 00:16:12,822
Who?
458
00:16:12,823 --> 00:16:14,469
- Jason.
- J?
459
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,478
Oh, heavens, no. You know
J wouldn't be along...
460
00:16:16,479 --> 00:16:19,120
Bullshit. The arresting officer
said two men escaped on foot.
461
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:22,100
Now, I know one of them was
J, so cut the crap, hmm?
462
00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:25,044
J wasn't even with us, Dianne. I'm serious.
463
00:16:25,396 --> 00:16:27,339
- I can prove it.
- Yeah? How?
464
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:31,557
[stammers] Right before your friends
came and busted up our little party
465
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,724
I had called him and told
him to bring some stuff.
466
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:34,727
- Called him?
- Yeah.
467
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,397
- You're full of it.
- I'm serious!
468
00:16:36,398 --> 00:16:38,203
Go on... check the voice-mail
with your detective ass.
469
00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:39,625
- I know you got the code.
- Watch it.
470
00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:41,037
If I'm lying go on... leave him.
471
00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:45,981
But if I'm right and God's right,
you'll praise Him and thank Him.
472
00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:47,214
[sighs]
473
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,802
You have no new messages.
474
00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:51,733
You have one new message.
475
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:55,242
Hey, what up, J, this your boy, man.
We out here doing some unspeakably
476
00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:57,665
janky stuff that you
don't want no parts of.
477
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,599
Check it out, though... I need
you to run to the store for me
478
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,568
and get me some stuff, man... Some
Fruit Loops, a bag of high skins,
479
00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:06,199
and a big old soda. Good
lookin' out, Pi-i-i-mp.
480
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,169
You know what? Just get out of here.
481
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,075
Word!
482
00:17:09,076 --> 00:17:11,706
- But what about...
- You got got, you idiot...
483
00:17:11,707 --> 00:17:14,226
Lawn clippings and cilantro, hmm?
484
00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:16,648
The whole brick?
485
00:17:16,649 --> 00:17:18,598
White boys been ganking fools
for weeks with the stuff.
486
00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:23,684
You're free to go. And stop
brainwashing my man. I don't like it.
487
00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:24,678
I'm watching you, eh?
488
00:17:24,679 --> 00:17:27,060
Diane, you're such a pretty
girl and a hard worker.
489
00:17:27,061 --> 00:17:29,036
You need to take a little
time for yourself, you know?
490
00:17:29,037 --> 00:17:31,061
Got get your feet done...
a little pedicure.
491
00:17:31,062 --> 00:17:32,275
You know what I'm talking about?
492
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,167
Get you some highlights
493
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,291
- put it in your hair.
- Will you get him?
494
00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:35,625
I mean, your hair is beautiful.
495
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:39,409
I heard they had put Jesus in
the cell with the drag queens.
496
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:40,531
Oh look, man.
497
00:17:40,532 --> 00:17:42,931
Damn, look at this robe hanging.
498
00:17:45,349 --> 00:17:48,076
Jesus, look, we're sorry, man.
499
00:17:48,304 --> 00:17:50,007
Yeah, we're sorry, man.
500
00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,657
Look, I don't understand how you
pulled that off with Diane.
501
00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:55,791
Matter of fact, I do understand how you did
it, and I just want say thank you, bro.
502
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:57,566
Man, you know we wouldn't
just bail on you like that.
503
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,758
You're Jesus. We figured you'd
find a way to get up out of there.
504
00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:00,674
Find a way out of it?
505
00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:02,441
Man, watch out, man.
506
00:18:02,442 --> 00:18:06,733
Did I just find a way to get out of it
when they had you boy crossed up in Judea?
507
00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:09,269
Man, promise me, y'all some
ungrateful fools, man.
508
00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:12,223
Me and pops, we come through all the time,
but y'all suckers, not so much man.
509
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,051
See what I'm talking about?
He don't even want to listen.
510
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,326
Every time I'm trying
to tell him something
511
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:16,624
good, he don't want to
hear what I'm talkin...
512
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,745
So, I guess you ain't ready
to start this garden?
513
00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,030
Community garden.
514
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:21,037
Community garden!
515
00:18:21,038 --> 00:18:22,105
You bullshittin'... all of us?
516
00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:23,086
All of us.
517
00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:25,020
It's about time y'all came on in!
518
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,847
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Come on in. Bring it on in.
519
00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:29,023
You know what time it is, girl.
You're gonna knock me down.
520
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,608
Yeah, what about my mom money?
521
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,186
Yeah, I wanted to talk
to you about that, Boon.
522
00:18:32,187 --> 00:18:34,075
Cause, all thought we ain't
got your moms money.
523
00:18:34,076 --> 00:18:36,171
But, we do have is love
of God and our integrity.
524
00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:37,655
Boonie, it don't get know better than that.
525
00:18:37,656 --> 00:18:40,796
That's right, because the sooner we get
to work, the sooner we going to be...
526
00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:43,777
Smokin', drinkin' and chillin'.
527
00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:46,189
Eatin' vegetables too
528
00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,745
That's right, Tray.
529
00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:56,717
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