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What are you doing?
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Well, Larry called earlier.
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He's all uptight about
the Blakely account.
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I told him I'd
rough out some ideas
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and mail 'em in tomorrow.
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Doesn't he know
you're on vacation?
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Oh, he knows.
But he doesn't care.
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Oh.
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Besides, if I do
this preliminary work,
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it'll keep him
from coming up here.
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Hm. Some vacation.
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You're stuck here working,
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and I'm off to a meeting.
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What's on the agenda?
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Well, uh, tonight we install
the new resident witch.
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Resident witch?
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Yes. We've had one living here
in Salem incognito
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ever since
the witch-hunts of 1692,
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just to make sure
it never happens again.
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You know...
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some of you witches
aren't half bad.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Why don't we forget about
work and conventions?
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Let's think of this
as a second honeymoon.
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Mm.
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I can get out of the meeting.
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I'll tell them I came down with
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a very bad case of love.
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ENDORA:
As chairlady of the meeting,
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I would not consider ita proper excuse.
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Why don't you
ever knock, Endora?
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And why don't you ever
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knock it off?
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Come along, Samantha.
We'll be late.
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I'll try not to wake you up
when I get back.
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Uh, you'd better wake me up...
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or I'll never forgive you.
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[APPLAUSE]
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After a short recess...
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we'll deal with the appointment
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of the new resident
witch of Salem.
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As you well know,
this office was created
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out of the wisdom of
the high priestess, Hepzibah...
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in the year 1692...
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dedicated to protect
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the image of the witch.
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And if necessary,
through the use of witchcraft,
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to protect those innocent people
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who may be accused as witches.
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As well as to protect
against themselves...
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those mortals
so foolish as to cry:
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"Witch!"
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[APPLAUSE]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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This coven is now in recess.
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WOMAN: I'm going to get
a little bit of food.
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[LIQUID BUBBLING]
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[GASPS]
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MAN:
Guess who.
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Ha-ha. Waldo.
Who else?
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How did you guess?
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The wart on your little finger.
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From the time
you turned me into a frog
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when we were children.
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I'm sorry it never went away.
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I'm not.
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This foolish thing
reminds me of you.
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[CHUCKLES] Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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Waldo. Grow up.
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I'm happily married with
two beautiful children.
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Yeah, but to a mortal.
That doesn't count.
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Silly.
Oh, excuse me.
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I-I'm needed.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Fly into my nest My love.
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Though you may be second bestMy love.
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Though you're only make-believeMy love.
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At least you're mine this eveMy love.
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Wasn't very nice of her
telling me to grow up.
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But, Waldo, my darling, my love.
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That's the thing
I adore about you:
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Your boyish quality.
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That's better.
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I love you, Waldo.
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Do you love me?
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Do I love thee?
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Let me count the ways.
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Let me count the ways.
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One, like some kind of nut.
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Two, like a case of
arrested development.
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Mother, you're intruding.
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On a what?
On a nothing.
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On a figment
of your imagination.
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It's my figment.
Please don't interfere.
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She's air, Waldo.
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You make her up in
that sick brain of yours.
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All these centuries,
pining over one skinny witch.
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I have a right
to lead my own life.
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Then lead it.
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Do something.
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I will.
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I promise you.
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[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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Sweetheart?
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Has room service come yet?
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No, not yet.
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Oh, dear. I'm afraid
I'm only gonna have time
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for a cup of coffee.
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I thought the witching hour
started at midnight.
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Yes, well, huh, Mother put me
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on the Ways and Means Committee.
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She's the chairman.
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If she's the chairman,
it should be called
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the Ways to be Mean Committee.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
MAN: Room service!
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Come in.
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[
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Now, you certainly
took your time.
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You don't like it, go back
where you came from.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I tipped the waiter
to let me do it.
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Ha-ha. Funny, huh?
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[LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHTER SLOWS
AWKWARDLY]
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I'll let you know in a minute.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, knowing that
you'd be anxious
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to show me your progress
on the Blakely account,
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I gladly sacrificed my time
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to come up here to see you.
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But I thought we agreed
yesterday
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that you weren't coming up.
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That was yesterday.
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We can't keep
living in the past.
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I-I don't quite follow that.
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What he means is
we can't keep living
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in the past because
he's too busy
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bothering us in the present.
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Now, here are the roughs
of my presentation.
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Take them back
with my blessings.
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Now, don't think I don't
appreciate this,
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but who can do
a better selling-job
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than the man
who created these gems?
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Sorry.
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Oh, what's wrong with
picking up a fat bonus
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while you're on vacation?
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Blakely digs you.
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He likes your kind of pizzazz.
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I'm all pizzazzed out.
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That's why I'm on vacation.
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Sweetheart, if you'd really like
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to go back for just
a day or two,
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I wouldn't mind.
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It's that kind of
loyalty that makes me
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proud to be an American.
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Ah, you...
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You fellas figure it out.
I have some family business.
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Now, I'll meet you back here
at 1:00 for lunch, okay?
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Bye-bye, Larry.
Bye, Sam.
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How about it, friend?
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Oh, aren't you gonna
eat anything
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after all the trouble I went to?
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Nope.
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I'm off to see
the sights of Salem.
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Now, that's what I mean.
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Even the way you said that,
it's got a ring to it.
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Just a couple of days, Darrin.
For crying out...
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DARRIN: You know, I've
been learning a lot
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about early American history.
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Now, isn't it fascinating
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that one of Nathaniel
Hawthorne's ancestors
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actually presided at
the Salem witchcraft trials?
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Speaking of witchcraft,
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that's what it's going to take
to save the Blakely account.
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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DARRIN:
Get over there.
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I'll take your picture
with Roger Conant.
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He led one of the first groups
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to settle in Salem in 1626.
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That old boy goes way back.
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What about our friendship?
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That goes way back too.
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Why don't you think about that?
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[SEAGULLS CAWING]
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Go on. Take it.
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You can call it,
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"Man Begging in Front of
House of Seven Gables."
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A half day.
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Come back for one half day.
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No.
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This is my first
vacation in four years,
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and you're not gonna
bully me out of it
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or wheedle me out of it.
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But now I mean it, Larry.
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I am staying
right here in Salem.
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Period.
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End of discussion.
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Darrin, let's not
beat around the bush.
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I want a definite answer.
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If you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna buy some more film.
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Fine.
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I'll be waiting patiently.
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FANTASY SAMANTHA:
I love you, Waldo.
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I love you more than
life itself.
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Tell me more.
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Don't think that I haven't
paid the price in loneliness.
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WALDO: Perhaps we shouldn't
be meeting like this.
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We shouldn't?
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But our lives are
full of "shouldn'ts."
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Can a star stop twinkling?
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Can a bird stop singing?
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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Where are you going?
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There's supposed to be
a grape arbor through there.
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Well, they're out of season.
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Uh, ju... Just a lot
of naked vines.
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Let's get out of here.
Uh...
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Boy, you're really
upset, aren't you?
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Upset? Me?
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Ha-ha.
About what?
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About my refusing to help out
with the Blakely account.
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I'm sorry I made such
a federal case out of it.
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[SIGHS]
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I'll go back if
it's that important.
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You will not.
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You stick to your guns, boy.
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You haven't had
a vacation in four years,
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and you're not gonna
let me bully you out of it
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or wheedle you out of it.
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You're staying
right here in Salem...
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with Samantha.
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And furthermore...
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Perhaps if I met her husband
and learned to hate him...
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I could force myself
to get rid of him.
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[UPTEMPO LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING]
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LARRY:
Believe me, Darrin,
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I can handle
the Blakely account.
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You don't have to
come back to New York.
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I wonder what's keeping Sam.
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Well, how should I know?
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I mean, uh...
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why'd you ask me that?
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It was just
a rhetorical question.
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I-I didn't expect an answer.
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Ah, here she is.
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Hi, sweetheart.
Sorry I'm late.
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Mwah.
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Forgive me, Larry.
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I'll try.
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Another martini, please.
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Oh. Shopping in
this town is impossible.
264
00:10:09,853 --> 00:10:11,921
I thought you were
visiting relatives.
265
00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:14,439
That's why I was
visiting relatives.
266
00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:16,067
Talk, talk, talk.
267
00:10:15,997 --> 00:10:18,031
Oh, I am ravenous.
268
00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:20,250
Did you do a lot of sightseeing?
269
00:10:20,157 --> 00:10:21,392
Enough.
270
00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:22,942
More than enough.
271
00:10:22,877 --> 00:10:24,212
What did you see?
272
00:10:24,159 --> 00:10:25,359
What did I see?
273
00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:29,908
Well, what do you see
when you sightsee?
274
00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:31,125
Sights.
275
00:10:31,071 --> 00:10:32,471
Oh. Yeah, well...
276
00:10:32,415 --> 00:10:33,949
WALDO:
Hello, Samantha.
277
00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:36,054
[COUGHS]
Oh. Waldo.
278
00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:38,068
Uh, Waldo, I'd like you
to meet my husband.
279
00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:39,551
This is Darrin.
How do you do?
280
00:10:39,488 --> 00:10:41,522
This is Larry Tate.
How do you do?
281
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,581
I've heard so much
about you, Darrin.
282
00:10:45,504 --> 00:10:47,672
May I say that you are
a very, very lucky man.
283
00:10:48,801 --> 00:10:50,835
Oh, Waldo and I are old friends.
284
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:53,588
We practically grew up together.
285
00:10:53,473 --> 00:10:55,040
Like brother and sister.
286
00:10:54,977 --> 00:10:56,444
[COUGHING]
287
00:10:59,554 --> 00:11:00,921
I'm sorry.
288
00:11:00,866 --> 00:11:03,147
It just went down the wrong way.
289
00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:06,529
Waldo, if you don't mind,
290
00:11:06,435 --> 00:11:08,770
we were just about
to order lunch.
291
00:11:08,675 --> 00:11:10,409
Splendid.
I'm famished.
292
00:11:11,683 --> 00:11:12,683
Well...
293
00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:15,495
isn't this cozy?
294
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,528
If you'll excuse me.
295
00:11:20,484 --> 00:11:22,285
I don't feel very well.
296
00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:24,814
I'm going up to
my room and lie down.
297
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,910
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Larry.
298
00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:28,287
Anything I can do?
299
00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:30,129
I certainly hope so.
300
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,341
What's the matter with him?
301
00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:42,272
I don't know. He's just
a bundle of nerves.
302
00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:46,189
S-sweetheart...
303
00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:48,286
maybe you should go up
and see if he's all right.
304
00:11:48,198 --> 00:11:50,399
Yeah, I guess so.
305
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,911
Excuse me.
306
00:11:55,879 --> 00:11:57,347
[IRRITATED] Waldo.
307
00:11:57,288 --> 00:11:59,689
What's the big idea, barging in?
308
00:11:59,592 --> 00:12:00,959
[SIGHS] I just wanted to
309
00:12:00,904 --> 00:12:02,704
meet your husband,
see what you saw in him.
310
00:12:02,631 --> 00:12:04,466
Now that you've met him?
311
00:12:04,392 --> 00:12:05,892
What do you see in him?
312
00:12:06,952 --> 00:12:10,121
Tsk. Honestly.
313
00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:11,727
[
]
[GROANS]
314
00:12:11,657 --> 00:12:13,992
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
315
00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:14,898
Who is it?
316
00:12:14,858 --> 00:12:16,258
It's Darrin.
317
00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:19,308
Darrin, what are you
doing up here?
318
00:12:19,242 --> 00:12:22,144
You should be downstairs
with them eating your lunch.
319
00:12:22,026 --> 00:12:23,026
What for?
320
00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:24,720
Well, I... I...
321
00:12:24,650 --> 00:12:27,252
I, uh... Well, if you
don't, a stranger's
322
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,114
going to have to
pick up our check.
323
00:12:29,035 --> 00:12:31,203
Larry.
324
00:12:31,115 --> 00:12:33,417
What's bothering you?
325
00:12:33,324 --> 00:12:35,024
Bothering me?
Nothing's bothering me.
326
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,023
It's what's bothering you
that's bothering me.
327
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:39,221
You're not making sense.
328
00:12:39,788 --> 00:12:42,656
Okay. Then here it is
in a nutshell.
329
00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:46,432
Yes?
330
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,848
I don't want to get involved.
331
00:12:50,221 --> 00:12:51,721
In what?
332
00:12:52,717 --> 00:12:54,552
Well, let's put it another way.
333
00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:56,512
If Sam, for example,
334
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,998
happened to run into
an old friend
335
00:12:57,934 --> 00:13:00,202
like Waldo, for example,
336
00:13:00,111 --> 00:13:03,246
at the House of Seven Gables,
for example,
337
00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:06,755
that doesn't necessarily mean
what you think it means.
338
00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:08,441
When did you see them there?
339
00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:09,634
When we were sightseeing.
340
00:13:10,575 --> 00:13:11,875
On the other hand,
341
00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:14,225
it could have been somebody
that looked like her.
342
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,728
Why didn't I think
of that before?
343
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,331
It was somebody
that looked like her.
344
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,464
The light was bad,
345
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:21,451
and I didn't see
what I thought I saw.
346
00:13:21,328 --> 00:13:24,463
So forget the whole thing.
Go down, enjoy your lunch.
347
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,370
[SIGHS]
348
00:13:25,328 --> 00:13:27,329
Where you going?
349
00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:30,151
I'm sure there's
a simple explanation
350
00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:31,767
to whatever you saw...
351
00:13:31,697 --> 00:13:33,365
so I'm gonna take your advice
352
00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:34,297
and finish my lunch.
353
00:13:34,257 --> 00:13:35,791
[
]
354
00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:37,230
[DOOR CLOSES]
355
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:43,837
[
]
356
00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:44,964
Are you ready for lunch?
357
00:13:44,915 --> 00:13:47,282
Waldo, I can't
have lunch with you.
358
00:13:47,186 --> 00:13:49,821
I really should go upstairs.
359
00:13:49,714 --> 00:13:52,316
And remember,
none of your tricks.
360
00:13:52,211 --> 00:13:54,713
My mother won't like it,
but I promise you, Samantha,
361
00:13:54,612 --> 00:13:56,312
none of my tricks.
362
00:13:56,243 --> 00:13:57,910
Thank you. Excuse me.
363
00:14:00,148 --> 00:14:01,668
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
364
00:14:11,445 --> 00:14:13,280
Waiter, two more
of the same, please.
365
00:14:20,022 --> 00:14:22,223
[
]
366
00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:28,846
So...
367
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:31,260
her husband is
decent and loving.
368
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,459
What about me?
369
00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:36,077
You are intelligent
and sensitive
370
00:14:35,928 --> 00:14:37,062
and vibrant.
371
00:14:37,016 --> 00:14:39,583
That's much better than being
372
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,614
decent and loving.
373
00:14:42,744 --> 00:14:45,446
Then shall we away
to our rendezvous?
374
00:14:45,337 --> 00:14:47,238
You're not "awaying" anyplace.
375
00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:48,662
I want a full explanation of
376
00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:50,436
what's going on here,
or I'm gonna bust...
377
00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:52,363
Oh, stop crowing.
378
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,415
I'm sorry, Samantha,
379
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,304
but I do detest violence.
380
00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:56,492
You had to protect yourself.
381
00:14:56,442 --> 00:14:58,109
[CROW CAWING]
382
00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:03,120
That does it. I quit.
383
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:07,702
But, Larry, if Darrin left
your room five minutes ago,
384
00:15:07,579 --> 00:15:08,912
where did he go?
385
00:15:08,859 --> 00:15:10,193
He's not in our room.
386
00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,440
Well, maybe it's just as well.
387
00:15:12,347 --> 00:15:14,548
Ah, he wasn't
very hungry anyway.
388
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:16,494
What?
Uh, nothing.
389
00:15:16,412 --> 00:15:18,680
Larry, how are you feeling?
390
00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:20,789
Oh, my... My throat's still
bothering me a little.
391
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,934
But, uh...
392
00:15:21,885 --> 00:15:23,418
don't worry about me, Sam.
393
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,291
I'll be all right.
394
00:15:25,213 --> 00:15:27,093
Well, is there anything
I can do to help?
395
00:15:28,348 --> 00:15:31,151
Just, uh, be good to each other.
396
00:15:32,669 --> 00:15:34,970
Well, uh, we'll certainly try.
397
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,044
Uh, bye.
398
00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:37,831
[LINE CLICKS DEAD] [
]
399
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:40,798
[CROW CAWING]
400
00:15:56,192 --> 00:15:57,192
[CAWING]
401
00:16:06,912 --> 00:16:08,680
Darrin.
402
00:16:08,609 --> 00:16:10,543
Darrin, is that you?
403
00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:11,665
[CAWING]
404
00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:17,879
Oh, you poor dear.
405
00:16:19,139 --> 00:16:22,608
I-I... I don't blame you
for being upset.
406
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:25,536
A-and somebody is gonna
pay for this, believe me.
407
00:16:25,411 --> 00:16:26,977
Mother!
408
00:16:26,914 --> 00:16:28,315
[CAWING]
409
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:33,593
Darrin.
410
00:16:33,539 --> 00:16:34,773
Darrin.
411
00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,224
[CAWING]
412
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,964
Well, uh, don't be mad at me.
413
00:16:37,892 --> 00:16:39,292
I had nothing to do with it.
414
00:16:39,235 --> 00:16:41,170
[CAWING]
415
00:16:49,669 --> 00:16:51,036
[CAWING]
416
00:16:52,838 --> 00:16:54,805
I-I-I'm sorry, sweetheart.
417
00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:56,826
But I... I only did that
for your own good.
418
00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:58,577
Believe me.
419
00:16:58,503 --> 00:16:59,436
[CAWING]
420
00:16:59,398 --> 00:17:00,932
Now, you be patient.
421
00:17:00,871 --> 00:17:03,873
And tonight at the convention,
I'll get to the bottom of this.
422
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,874
[APPLAUSE]
423
00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:12,434
And now for my next encore...
424
00:17:12,328 --> 00:17:13,895
I should like to recite
425
00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,899
one of the loveliest
incantations
426
00:17:15,816 --> 00:17:16,983
of our literature:
427
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:20,571
The spell to bring on
an April shower.
428
00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,759
Try this for an encore, Mother.
429
00:17:22,664 --> 00:17:24,498
Please, Samantha.
[CROW CAWING]
430
00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:25,591
I work alone.
431
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,579
Oh, come on. Show them
how clever you are.
432
00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:29,798
Oh, stop waving that
ridiculous bird at me...
433
00:17:29,705 --> 00:17:32,907
Don't you call my husband
a ridiculous bird.
434
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:35,812
That's Durwood? Oh-ho.
435
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,890
How perfectly divine.
436
00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:40,370
Well, I am not amused.
437
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,200
Now, put him back
the way you found him.
438
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:43,522
I didn't do it, sweetheart.
439
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:46,568
Not that I wouldn't have,
had I thought of it.
440
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:49,135
Well, then...
441
00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,100
who did?
442
00:17:50,059 --> 00:17:52,461
I don't know.
But whoever it was,
443
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,865
let's have an ovation for him.
444
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:56,665
[APPLAUSE] ENDORA: Yes!
445
00:17:56,588 --> 00:17:59,223
You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
446
00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,183
All of you!
447
00:18:00,141 --> 00:18:03,777
You call yourselves
decent witches?
448
00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:06,431
Bullies, that's what you are!
449
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:08,651
Where's your sense
of humor, Samantha?
450
00:18:08,557 --> 00:18:11,893
It's just a little
convention high jinks.
451
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,861
We're no worse than
the Shriners or the Elks.
452
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,562
SAMANTHA: Well, I don't
think it's funny.
453
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:21,356
And I want whoever
did it to undo it.
454
00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:22,432
Pronto!
455
00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:27,714
[MAGIC BOOMS]
456
00:18:27,663 --> 00:18:28,897
Well, what...?
457
00:18:28,848 --> 00:18:30,982
Well, what happened?
Where did they go?
458
00:18:30,895 --> 00:18:33,296
Uh, I-I'm sorry,
sweetheart,
459
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,801
but, uh, they consider this
hallowed ground.
460
00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:37,496
And... well,
you're a...
461
00:18:37,423 --> 00:18:39,792
I know what I am.
462
00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:42,264
Now get me back to
the hotel on the double.
463
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,727
Uh, yes, Darrin.
464
00:18:47,217 --> 00:18:49,718
[
]
465
00:18:51,857 --> 00:18:53,024
What are you doing?
466
00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:54,979
What I was doing
when I was a bird.
467
00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:56,132
Except faster.
468
00:18:56,082 --> 00:18:58,349
Don't you think
I deserve an explanation?
469
00:18:58,258 --> 00:19:00,794
This afternoon, Larry saw you
470
00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:02,825
and Waldo the warlock
471
00:19:02,739 --> 00:19:04,206
at the House of Seven Gables.
472
00:19:04,147 --> 00:19:05,581
Waldo and me?
473
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:07,224
That's impossible.
474
00:19:07,156 --> 00:19:08,790
I don't wanna talk
about it anymore.
475
00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:11,091
And I'll go home, cool off
and forgive you.
476
00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:13,961
In a year or two.
477
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,451
Maybe.
478
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,340
[
]
479
00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:22,123
And you're not even going
to demand an explanation?
480
00:19:23,124 --> 00:19:26,060
Okay. I demand
an explanation.
481
00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:27,975
That's better.
482
00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:30,395
Well, go on. Explain.
483
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,694
I can't.
484
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,939
B-but I know
someone who can.
485
00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:35,879
Waldo?
486
00:19:35,797 --> 00:19:37,498
Waldo.
487
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,870
Front and center.
488
00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:42,639
I was expecting your call.
489
00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:45,819
First, may I apologize
490
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:46,819
for the bird business?
491
00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:50,177
Thanks. From the bottom
of my beak.
492
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,426
Waldo, rumor hath it
493
00:19:53,336 --> 00:19:54,869
that you and I
were seen cavorting
494
00:19:54,807 --> 00:19:56,475
at the House of
Seven Gables today.
495
00:19:56,408 --> 00:19:58,775
Now, I'm gonna ask you nicely
496
00:19:58,679 --> 00:20:00,547
to explain that rumor...
497
00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:04,742
quickly, or I will zap you
into another century.
498
00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:05,903
All right.
499
00:20:05,849 --> 00:20:07,683
I was going to explain anyway.
500
00:20:07,609 --> 00:20:09,810
Sir.
501
00:20:09,721 --> 00:20:11,822
You have your Samantha...
502
00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:13,305
and I have mine.
503
00:20:16,154 --> 00:20:19,795
WALDO: Real to
nobody but myself.
504
00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:25,927
Heh. It's a foolish
fantasy, I know.
505
00:20:25,819 --> 00:20:28,054
But I assure you,
a harmless one.
506
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,530
Oh, Waldo.
507
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:32,169
It's been almost an hour
since I've seen you.
508
00:20:32,059 --> 00:20:34,327
I've been so lonesome and sad.
509
00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:36,371
Oh, I love you so, Waldo.
510
00:20:36,284 --> 00:20:39,986
I love you with
all my heart and soul.
511
00:20:39,836 --> 00:20:41,838
I love you...
All right.
512
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,223
All right.
That's enough.
513
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,254
Who's that?
514
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:47,595
Sam.
515
00:20:47,549 --> 00:20:50,284
I'm... I'm sorry.
516
00:20:50,174 --> 00:20:52,108
I'm not.
517
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,150
You're beautiful
when you're jealous.
518
00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:56,947
I knocked, but nobody answered.
519
00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:58,930
Oh, Waldo.
520
00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:01,281
I love you more than
life itself.
521
00:21:01,183 --> 00:21:03,751
I'm sorry, Sam. But this is
something I have to do.
522
00:21:03,647 --> 00:21:05,648
[
]
523
00:21:07,487 --> 00:21:08,487
[CAWING]
524
00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:12,701
Waldo.
525
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,208
Can't you do anything but crows?
526
00:21:16,256 --> 00:21:17,723
[CAWS]
527
00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:19,599
[
]
528
00:21:23,488 --> 00:21:25,657
[
]
529
00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:28,710
Shall I put him
back the way he was?
530
00:21:28,642 --> 00:21:30,275
Not yet.
531
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:31,209
How will we
532
00:21:31,169 --> 00:21:32,470
explain this to Larry?
533
00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:34,586
Well, sweetheart,
we have a choice.
534
00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:36,232
We could tell him I was having
535
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,996
a mad, impetuous fling.
536
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,489
[CROW CAWS] Sure.
537
00:21:39,426 --> 00:21:42,128
Or we could tell him...
538
00:21:42,019 --> 00:21:43,552
I'm a witch.
539
00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:45,658
Yeah, that would be terrific.
540
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:46,839
Or...
541
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:50,090
we could tell him
that was Serena he saw.
542
00:21:49,956 --> 00:21:51,523
That will do it.
543
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,427
Okay, Waldo.
Let's have a Serena.
544
00:21:53,347 --> 00:21:55,449
Must I, Samantha?
545
00:21:55,364 --> 00:21:57,632
I'm not very fond
of your cousin.
546
00:21:57,541 --> 00:21:59,475
Oh, please, Waldo.
547
00:21:59,397 --> 00:22:02,031
A... A blond Serena
dressed just like this.
548
00:22:01,924 --> 00:22:03,993
Like your fantasy Samantha.
549
00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:05,142
Well, that's easier.
550
00:22:05,093 --> 00:22:07,094
[MAGICAL CHIMING]
551
00:22:10,726 --> 00:22:11,892
Yeah. That's
good enough.
552
00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:12,966
Now do him.
553
00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:17,411
What happened?
554
00:22:17,351 --> 00:22:19,618
Uh, well,
uh, y-you led
555
00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:21,461
with a right
cross. And, uh...
556
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,351
And... And Waldo countered
with a karate chop.
557
00:22:24,231 --> 00:22:27,934
He's a very dangerous
uh, person, you know.
558
00:22:27,783 --> 00:22:28,984
I didn't feel a thing.
559
00:22:28,936 --> 00:22:31,097
That's what makes him
so dangerous.
560
00:22:32,072 --> 00:22:34,807
I didn't realize before.
You know something?
561
00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:37,064
When you're knocked out,
you dream.
562
00:22:36,968 --> 00:22:38,736
I thought I was a crow.
563
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,494
Where is he?
I may be down...
564
00:22:42,409 --> 00:22:44,010
but I'm not out.
565
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,913
I'm sorry for the little
566
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,467
misunderstanding, sir.
567
00:22:47,401 --> 00:22:49,935
Oh. May I present
my friend, Serena?
568
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,668
Hi, cotton top.
569
00:22:51,594 --> 00:22:54,629
Serena, your...
Your hair.
570
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:57,408
Someone said blonds
have more fun.
571
00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:59,424
I thought I'd
find out. Hm-hm.
572
00:23:00,618 --> 00:23:02,252
[LAUGHING]
573
00:23:02,187 --> 00:23:05,423
Oh, Serena.
It was you all the time.
574
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,858
And I thought that...
575
00:23:06,795 --> 00:23:08,796
A perfectly
understandable mistake.
576
00:23:08,715 --> 00:23:11,117
Hm. And you proved
your loyalty.
577
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:13,254
Uh, where have you two
girls been? To a costume ball?
578
00:23:13,164 --> 00:23:14,698
That's right.
579
00:23:14,636 --> 00:23:15,703
Serena.
580
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:18,329
I can't tell you
how glad I am to see you.
581
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:19,254
[MAGIC CHIMING]
582
00:23:22,253 --> 00:23:24,688
[
]
583
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:34,331
I don't feel very good.
584
00:23:34,222 --> 00:23:36,857
Could somebody bring me a drink?
585
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,991
How about some Old Crow?
586
00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:42,519
[
]
587
00:23:42,479 --> 00:23:43,519
[GIGGLES]
588
00:24:43,988 --> 00:24:46,423
[
]
589
00:24:46,473 --> 00:24:51,023
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